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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, Hi there, this is Pastor Mike from

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Speaker 1: the United Church. I was looking for Aaron. Um, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is she. Well, Hello Aaron. How are you on

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Speaker 1: this blessed day? I'm fine? Thank you? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm well. I know we've never met, but I have

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Speaker 1: seen you at the service and someone in the congregation

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Speaker 1: told me that you're new to our church. So I

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you a big Heidi hoo,

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Speaker 1: a big welcome. Ah, thank you. Yeah, we just had

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Speaker 1: our first visit just Sunday. Oh that is wonderful. That's

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Speaker 1: a joyous occasion. We hope to see you back next Sunday.

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Speaker 1: And I promise it's going to be one humdinger of

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Speaker 1: a nervous We're going to be speaking about the Apostle Paul. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well that sounds fun. Well, it will be a doozy

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Speaker 1: before that, though, what do you say you and me

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Speaker 1: get a little drink at a nearby bar and maybe

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Speaker 1: we could get to know each other a little better.

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Speaker 1: And Okay, I was just thinking, what a better way

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Speaker 1: for a pastor and a new member of the church

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Speaker 1: to get to know each other sharing a few drinks.

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Speaker 1: Do you like whiskey? Oh no, I do. Not actually

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Speaker 1: about tequila or any other alcoholic beverage that we could

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Speaker 1: consume at a bar together. Yeah, I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: I really feel comfortable about that. Okay, well not if

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Speaker 1: you wanted, we could do a lunch thing and if

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Speaker 1: that goes well, maybe dinner in the movie next week. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure about that. I I think Sunday would

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Speaker 1: be just fine in the morning for the morning service. Oh,

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Speaker 1: we're available and not working. I was hoping you were

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Speaker 1: going to want to get together before the service. I

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Speaker 1: do have some extra sacramental wine. We could split a glass.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting the feeling that you're maybe you're even asking

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Speaker 1: me out a little bit. So I'm just not super

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Speaker 1: comfortable with us full of the Lord's beauty and a

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Speaker 1: great head on her shoulders too, Maybe I am asking

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Speaker 1: you out. Well, I do have a boyfriend, Oh you do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were at the service together. Actually, and we will

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Speaker 1: be attending this Sunday together. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: approve of that, because because you are young and vibrant

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Speaker 1: and you don't want to tie yourself down at your age,

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Speaker 1: trust me as your leader, I know a few things. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I am so sorry, but I think i'm I'm

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Speaker 1: as a man of the cloth, I can tell that

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Speaker 1: you're a sheep who may have lost her way a bit,

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Speaker 1: and allow me to shepherd you in the right direction.

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Speaker 1: And the right direction would be a drink with me, right, okay, So,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for the phone call and welcoming

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Speaker 1: us to well. I do have a rather important question

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Speaker 1: for you. I hope you're not engaged in any premarital

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Speaker 1: activities with your boyfriend, because that could be wrong and

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Speaker 1: you could face punishment from the church. You do know that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So that's offensive and that's none of your business. It

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Speaker 1: is offensive in the eyes of God if you're in

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Speaker 1: if you're engaging in premarital activities, it is quite offensive

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Speaker 1: and he might smite you. Oh okay, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get off the zone. Now. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you this. If you are engaging in premarital activities,

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Speaker 1: then you should break up with him and allow me

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Speaker 1: to counsel you on the dangers of overstimulated young men. Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we will not be attending this next Sunday. That

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Speaker 1: was a one time thing. But thank you for the

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Speaker 1: phone call and good luck. This may be a little

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Speaker 1: out of bounds, but if you have any videos of

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Speaker 1: you two consenting with each other, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: will need to see those. Okay. That is not a

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Speaker 1: little out of bounds. That is absolutely completely out of down.

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Speaker 1: You are doing. Yes, if you are doing those things,

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Speaker 1: are inappropriate, and I am going to report you. If

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Speaker 1: you are doing those things, it is very inappropriate, and

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Speaker 1: that's where I will need your business. I will need

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Speaker 1: to take you under my own are absolutely inappropriate and

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Speaker 1: you should be reported. Listen as you are being looked

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Speaker 1: under the eyes of God as allow is like, allow

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Speaker 1: me to lead you like the sheep. You are whoa No,

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Speaker 1: you are a church pastor. I cannot believe this. This

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Speaker 1: is super up, Aaron. You cannot use that language when

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Speaker 1: addressing a member of the cloth. That language is only

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Speaker 1: appropriate in the bedroom. What or in a phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Oh, this is actually Jewil from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Nate set you up. Oh my God, said

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Speaker 1: that you went to a new church recently and you

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Speaker 1: thought the pastor was creepy, so he wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you as your new pastor. Oh God, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I was so I'm so creeped out. I'm so creeped out.

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Speaker 1: I may not be your rope pastor, but I bet

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Speaker 1: if you asked him to have a drink with you,

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Speaker 1: he probably would wake up every morning with junk weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenty two point five