Speaker 1: If you found out your best friend is about to
Speaker 1: get proposed to, what's the first thing you do?
Speaker 2: What do you do? I don't know which.
Speaker 3: Can you congratulate them.
Speaker 2: Before they get proposed? Yeah, that's a good that's a
Speaker 2: good rule.
Speaker 1: Just in jail, don't anything. But one of our listeners
Speaker 1: doesn't want to ruin the surprise. In fact, she wants
Speaker 1: to stop the proposal from happening altogether. Whoa And she
Speaker 1: has a pretty valid reason for it, but needs our help.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't worry. She's not in love with
Speaker 2: the guy too. It's not that.
Speaker 1: But it is a delicate situation. Can we assist without
Speaker 1: destroying their friendship in the process. We're going to try
Speaker 1: in obtextual healing. Next, Text you will heal, Then.
Speaker 2: Text you will know.
Speaker 1: A lot of the times on this show we try
Speaker 1: to help people improve their dating lives.
Speaker 2: I love that Well, today is.
Speaker 1: A little bit different. Brook's wishes have finally come true.
Speaker 1: We're actually going to try and block love today. That's
Speaker 1: what one of our listeners, Emily, wants us to do.
Speaker 2: I love love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you always say that about me?
Speaker 1: Well, you're always trying to stop people from going out.
Speaker 1: But Emily, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi Emily.
Speaker 6: I think Brook, like all of us, tries to help,
Speaker 6: but we don't end up being very successful.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's okay.
Speaker 4: Speak for yourself, Emily, what do you need?
Speaker 2: Doesn't that sound so sweet? And help for yourself? What
Speaker 2: do you need? Emily? Thank you for emailing this show.
Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about your love situation and
Speaker 1: how we can help destroy it for you.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Well, I have a really close friend. Her name is Kaylee.
Speaker 5: I've known her for a long time. I love her
Speaker 5: like a sister.
Speaker 4: That's so great to have those type of friendships.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sound like a yes?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: I love Kaylee. She's my best friend. And she's been
Speaker 5: in a relationship with a guy for almost two years now.
Speaker 5: She loves how it's going. I mean, she likes the guy.
Speaker 5: He's very handsome, he treats her right. The only thing
Speaker 5: is she's not in a place where she wants to
Speaker 5: settle down with him yet.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine. Why is that an issue?
Speaker 5: Well, it wouldn't be, but like the problem is I
Speaker 5: heard a rumor that her boyfriend was going to be
Speaker 5: proposing to her tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh wait tonight?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: The team.
Speaker 3: They haven't talked about that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, if you're dating for two years, you think
Speaker 7: it would have come up. Yeah, who'd you hear the
Speaker 7: rumor from.
Speaker 5: It's from a mutual friend. And it's just I'm in
Speaker 5: such an awkward situation right now because I've asked Haylee before,
Speaker 5: like I've said, you know, if Thomas proposed to you,
Speaker 5: what would you say? And she's not about it, she's
Speaker 5: not into that. She told me she's not ready.
Speaker 3: Just not yet like someday maybe, but just not right now.
Speaker 7: You're saying that my mom told my dad no, I
Speaker 7: think four times before she actually they actually agreed to
Speaker 7: get married.
Speaker 2: So what's the problem.
Speaker 5: You're worried that what she's gonna turn him down? Like
Speaker 5: he's going to make a fool of himself.
Speaker 3: No, wait, is there an event happening tonight? Like is
Speaker 3: it friends all getting together or something? Is that how
Speaker 3: you think it's going to go down?
Speaker 5: Well, I just know that they're going to go out
Speaker 5: on a date tonight, and I wanted to warn her boyfriend,
Speaker 5: just like without being very direct about the situation.
Speaker 4: Wait, you want to tell Wait, hold on, you want
Speaker 4: to tell him? Why wouldn't you want to tell her,
Speaker 4: give her a heads up.
Speaker 2: I want to ruin it.
Speaker 4: Wait, she doesn't want it.
Speaker 5: I know, my friend, Like, this is so much right now,
Speaker 5: I don't want to put this on her. I don't
Speaker 5: want to burden her with this, Like I want to
Speaker 5: get rid of the situation entirely.
Speaker 6: Well, like behind the scenes, you're doing work, so she
Speaker 6: has zero stress.
Speaker 3: That's a good friend.
Speaker 4: Move, get rid of the situation.
Speaker 1: So you want you want to text Kaylee's boyfriend and
Speaker 1: stop him from proposing without alerting him that you know
Speaker 1: that he's going to propose.
Speaker 2: Oh that's hard to do.
Speaker 5: That's why I turned to you guys, Like this is
Speaker 5: so tough to navigate, Like, I need your help and
Speaker 5: I've already started a text message with him.
Speaker 2: Oh you did good?
Speaker 3: Wait, not usual for us.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's good. What did you say?
Speaker 2: Well, it's good because we don't have to do as
Speaker 2: much work. What'd you say?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to try to read this. So I
Speaker 5: sent him Thomas, how's it going? He goes, stop, M
Speaker 5: doing great? Thanks for asking? How about you put Oh
Speaker 5: you know, just trying to save Kaylee from a lifetime
Speaker 5: of misery.
Speaker 7: Wait, what whoa, She put ha ha, it's okay, like
Speaker 7: you coming out of random.
Speaker 5: This is why I needed your help because I thought
Speaker 5: it was funny to kind of do this. You know, it.
Speaker 7: Sounds like you're saying that being with him would be
Speaker 7: a lifetime misery.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe he doesn't even know that. There's not
Speaker 4: enough like context there even.
Speaker 2: I mean, marriage is a lifetime of misery.
Speaker 4: What did he say?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, then I tried to play it off cool. I
Speaker 5: was like, but seriously, how's your day going?
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's a serious time.
Speaker 3: She knows that, you know.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he goes, my day's going pretty well. Why do
Speaker 5: you ask? Yeah? I put oh, no reason. I was
Speaker 5: just wondering if you had any big plans.
Speaker 4: Ok, oh my god, you are.
Speaker 6: So we're kind of like doing more like restoration fixing
Speaker 6: right now?
Speaker 2: Okay? How did he respond?
Speaker 5: He goes, actually I do, but it's a big secret.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, shut your mouth, that's what he's telling
Speaker 4: me to do. Keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he's kind of a dummy and doesn't know
Speaker 1: that she's on to him yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. What have you written back to that?
Speaker 2: Did you say anything.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't because I'm really stuck and I don't
Speaker 5: know what to say. So I just need help at
Speaker 5: this point.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, to neutralize the situation, I think immediately for
Speaker 6: the third time, how is your day going.
Speaker 1: I think one common theme that we go to with
Speaker 1: these is using humor to try and get people to
Speaker 1: open up a little bit more, because even though our
Speaker 1: goal is a little bit serious trying to get him
Speaker 1: to stop proposing, we need to get him to lighten
Speaker 1: up a little bit in order to make it there. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean we didn't start well with that whole like
Speaker 7: saving her from a lifetime of misery things.
Speaker 1: So I mean he's already admitted, like there is something
Speaker 1: I've planned, but it's a big secret. What if we
Speaker 1: throw out some horribly wrong guesses to make him laugh?
Speaker 4: Oh, like like, oh.
Speaker 2: Let me guess. Is it a big casino heist tonight?
Speaker 4: Oh that's better.
Speaker 1: That's funny, photographing Spider Man around the city, like just obvious, wrong,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 4: I like casino heist.
Speaker 3: Go with that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you what do you think, Emily?
Speaker 5: I think that's good. Like I just want to like
Speaker 5: not come off to too crazy, like I'm crying into
Speaker 5: his life.
Speaker 4: But you know, yeah, I like casino heist.
Speaker 7: And then you followed up with because Kaylie's really not
Speaker 7: ready for that type of commitment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: And why why don't you start typing that out like Ooh,
Speaker 1: let me guess we're doing a casino heist tonight and with.
Speaker 4: The money bag emoji.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Are you typing Emily?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm putting ooh, is it going to be
Speaker 5: a casino heist tonight? I guess don't get caught or something?
Speaker 4: No, am I close?
Speaker 1: Am I close question mark? We just want him to
Speaker 1: open up and start talking with us.
Speaker 4: And if you end it with a set, you have
Speaker 4: to end it with a question, so I'll never respond.
Speaker 5: To okay, am I close question mark?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's okay, I got it.
Speaker 7: And are you sure your your best friend isn't like
Speaker 7: telling you one thing about her commitment level and telling
Speaker 7: her friends something else.
Speaker 5: No, I swear to gone. She does not want to
Speaker 5: get married right now?
Speaker 2: That's great? Is that what you were doing with your husband, Brooke?
Speaker 2: You were telling everybody else like the loser?
Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I was begging him to propose. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Well, get on it.
Speaker 3: I remember that because every weekend you'd go away. We're like,
Speaker 3: this is the.
Speaker 4: Weekend and then fake dropped down on the knee and
Speaker 4: I'm like, so.
Speaker 2: Emily, you sent that right, Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're we're running out of time for this
Speaker 1: first part. We're going to play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll see if Kaylee's boyfriend has responded, and then
Speaker 1: we'll try and stop him from proposing when we continue
Speaker 1: textual healing next. How do you stop a guy from
Speaker 1: proposing to your best friend?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Wow, it's usually the opposite.
Speaker 2: How do you get a.
Speaker 4: Guy to do it?
Speaker 1: I know there must be a Cosmo magazine article about this.
Speaker 1: You must have thrown that issue away. So we're kind
Speaker 1: of on our own here helping out one of our listeners, Emily,
Speaker 1: because she knows her friend is about to get proposed,
Speaker 1: to buy her boyfriend tonight.
Speaker 7: I mean, he a text, he said he had a
Speaker 7: huge surprise.
Speaker 1: The thing is, Emily's friend isn't ready to get married.
Speaker 1: Even told her if he proposes, I'd probably say no.
Speaker 2: Oh man.
Speaker 1: So to prevent all that drama, Emily wants to get
Speaker 1: ahead of it and tell the boyfriend please don't do
Speaker 1: it without letting him know that she knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tricky.
Speaker 1: There's been a whole conversation in the lead up, and
Speaker 1: our suggestion was let's throw out some wrong.
Speaker 4: Guesses and about what the secret is.
Speaker 1: But what the secret is and we guess big casino heist?
Speaker 1: Am I close? And has he responded to that?
Speaker 2: Emily?
Speaker 5: Yes, he has?
Speaker 2: Okay, what do he say?
Speaker 5: So he put OMG, no casino heights. Ah, what I've
Speaker 5: planned is kind of bigger than that. There will be
Speaker 5: cameras and maybe some roses.
Speaker 4: No, this guy is the worst at secrets ever. By
Speaker 4: the way, could you give a way more clues?
Speaker 7: I'm probably got a camera person though, honestly, Yeah, yeah, God.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, now he's really confirming that something romantic
Speaker 1: is about to go down.
Speaker 7: I think we need to like deterret right now. I
Speaker 7: don't think we need to do anymore back and forth,
Speaker 7: Like I don't know, like, is there any way like
Speaker 7: your friend Kaylee's like going through like other life changes
Speaker 7: and maybe we could be like, you know, Kaylee's going
Speaker 7: through so much, she just really needs a steady, non
Speaker 7: changing relationship it's.
Speaker 1: Not idea, like, is she going through like a changing careers.
Speaker 1: Did she get a new pet, like something really stressful?
Speaker 4: She got a hamster. She just really is space to propose.
Speaker 1: The hamster was pregnant and so now she's got twenty hamsters.
Speaker 3: Ever since she got buttons, it's been rough for her.
Speaker 2: Is anything going on like that?
Speaker 5: Well, her wax person quit pretty recently, and she's been
Speaker 5: looking for a new one, like.
Speaker 1: The person who doesn't Bikiti way, is that taking a
Speaker 1: big toll on her mentally exactly?
Speaker 5: He loved before. She'd been going for her for years
Speaker 5: and she just doesn't need more stress.
Speaker 4: Okay, she's really sad about wax lady.
Speaker 2: Well, let's go with that, I think.
Speaker 7: Are you just say I hope Kaylee's not involved in
Speaker 7: this surprise. She's not in the right head space since
Speaker 7: her wax woman left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she really can't can't handle more stress on her plate.
Speaker 5: Okay, so Kaylee can't handle more stress on her plate.
Speaker 7: Just say I hope she's not involved in the surprise.
Speaker 7: That right, because Kayleie is not in the right head space.
Speaker 1: Because we're still trying to play dumb like we don't
Speaker 1: know the proposals about to happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so I put I hope Kaylee is not
Speaker 5: involved in this. She doesn't need more stress. She's already
Speaker 5: stressed out about finding a new wax. Person.
Speaker 7: To fair, you want to get a wax before you're
Speaker 7: propose to, So it's stressful.
Speaker 3: You want to look your best.
Speaker 2: Come on and look.
Speaker 1: That's not stressful to us, but for her friend, clearly
Speaker 1: it's causing some mental anguish and that should be enough.
Speaker 7: And no wonder Kaylee's not ready for a proposal or
Speaker 7: an engagement if she's that fragile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've sent that text, right Emily, Okay, now he's.
Speaker 4: Do you think he's freaking out?
Speaker 2: Un waxed body, If you got that.
Speaker 7: Text saying the person you're about to propose to is
Speaker 7: like super freaked out, would you be like, oh my god,
Speaker 7: I should do it another night.
Speaker 6: As a guy, to be honest, I would be like,
Speaker 6: wax lady, that's nothing compared to what I'm about to.
Speaker 6: You know, well, I don't know if it's gonna stop's doing.
Speaker 4: A good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'll get her mind.
Speaker 1: Off of it, but that makes it about you Tonight.
Speaker 1: The proposal is all about her.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: So you want her to.
Speaker 1: Be on the list the best headspace that she possibly
Speaker 1: can be to guarantee you yes.
Speaker 7: I well, especially because it sounds like they haven't even
Speaker 7: talked about it. If he's proposing tonight and Kaylee is
Speaker 7: so not on board the communication in this relationship, he's.
Speaker 1: Probably super nervous flying blind on this anything, Emily.
Speaker 5: Something just came in.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: It says, if you think I'm proposing tonight, that's one
Speaker 5: hundred percent not true.
Speaker 7: Oh right?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: What so he finally clicked in his head.
Speaker 2: I thought you confirmed with the rumor.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, and what's all the roses and cameras about?
Speaker 3: There's more?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's sending something else. He's typing.
Speaker 2: Wait what is going?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? What if he's breaking up with her
Speaker 3: with a cameraman?
Speaker 1: Right, it would make a pretty devastating TikTok video that
Speaker 1: would go viral.
Speaker 4: He'll be a friend proposed instead of him proposing himself.
Speaker 5: Okay, I have another message. It says, wait, do you
Speaker 5: know already?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: I no?
Speaker 2: Wait is this good or bad?
Speaker 4: But I don't know proposing?
Speaker 2: So what is he what is going on?
Speaker 3: Do you know what you have to text about?
Speaker 1: Do I know what?
Speaker 2: Just maybe you fake like you do know?
Speaker 7: I totally know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Times that works and then he'll ease up and go,
Speaker 6: oh you know fine, I'll spill the bean.
Speaker 4: No, say this, tell him I know something. Tell me
Speaker 4: what you know first? Okay, you first.
Speaker 1: Into a game, maybe it's like you play it kind
Speaker 1: of cool, Like, I mean, I have a pretty good
Speaker 1: idea of what's going on tonight.
Speaker 4: But he just said that he's not proposing. Do we
Speaker 4: have a good idea anymore?
Speaker 1: Well, Brook, we have no idea, but we're just trying
Speaker 1: to get him to tell us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know. It's like, let me know how I
Speaker 2: can help.
Speaker 4: Give me the details.
Speaker 2: That's a Jeff. What do you think, Emily?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm very confused right now. I'm just thinking
Speaker 5: just playing along kind of telling.
Speaker 2: Him text it there, let's send it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I am like dying.
Speaker 7: Wait, so does he mean that he's not Like was
Speaker 7: he being sarcastic when he was saying not proposing or
Speaker 7: was he being serious? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Now it's like what is he going to and what
Speaker 3: does he think?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: This is what I wrote? I put I do have
Speaker 5: a good idea happening. If there's any way that I
Speaker 5: can help, and that's great.
Speaker 4: Just give me the details.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so I'm putting please give me the details
Speaker 5: and I put a heart emoji.
Speaker 3: And now you're being a supportive friend.
Speaker 4: But that's not what she wants to be.
Speaker 2: We got no time. We got to send this send okay,
Speaker 2: I sent it all right? Oh boy, Now I'm really curious.
Speaker 4: What do you think it is.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's going to give her like an extra kidney
Speaker 3: or something that would bomb them.
Speaker 7: I think that her biggest life issue right now is
Speaker 7: not having a proper waxer.
Speaker 4: So I don't know that kidney donation is on there.
Speaker 2: Kidney swap is pretty romantic, though a romantic wait wait
Speaker 2: wait what I just.
Speaker 5: Got her response? Yeah, okay, it says l O L
Speaker 5: you want to help with your own proposal?
Speaker 2: What no way?
Speaker 5: Because I don't think Shane would be cool with that.
Speaker 5: L O L just actur prized when he asked, Oh
Speaker 5: my god, posed to what no way?
Speaker 2: Wait about me? I thought you said that.
Speaker 1: I thought you said that your friend has plans tonight,
Speaker 1: not you.
Speaker 4: They probably don't throw off Oh my, are you so excited.
Speaker 7: I'm freaking Oh wait, hold on, are you are you
Speaker 7: like your friend?
Speaker 3: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 4: Do we need to text your boyfriend?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to know this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Snooped around and then we went back and she just
Speaker 7: kind of said it.
Speaker 3: She thought that she knew acted like when they shouldn't have.
Speaker 7: Whose idea was that, Well, at least you're gonna look
Speaker 7: great for the video because you know there's gonna be
Speaker 7: a photographer that get your nails done.
Speaker 1: Now, hopefully you got a good wax or too, I mean,
Speaker 1: quickly practice your shocked when he asks it.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, let's see that.
Speaker 2: A congratulations, get married. Let us know how it goes. Emily,
Speaker 2: good luck. That was a shocking addition to textual healing.
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Speaker 4: If it makes you feel better, If it makes you
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Speaker 7: On our YouTube page African Jeffrey, it looks like Calvin
Speaker 7: stu One is actually blaming the guy.
Speaker 5: Not us.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: He says he sucks with secrets, especially at the end.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I mean we didn't know that that was
Speaker 6: gonna unfold like that.
Speaker 1: No, but we were willing to try to stop a marriage.
Speaker 2: Proposal, Okay, and I love that about us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so whatever, we're encouraging one.
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