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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Just when you thought you

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Speaker 1: knew everything about Rudolph, it's a Jewels Show in case

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Speaker 1: you didn't know what we were doing, the first ever

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza, a new Christmas parody

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Speaker 1: song every single day at this time. It has been

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Speaker 1: a lot of work, yes it has. And I like,

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Speaker 1: we're about to play a new one for today, and

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Speaker 1: this one's a good one, really good. It's a shot.

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Speaker 1: It's there's something shocking, shocking news about one of your

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Speaker 1: Christmas heroes in this I couldn't believe it, but also

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Speaker 1: something you would totally expect, So it's really not that shocking.

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Speaker 1: It's just kind of more confirmed. You'll hear the song

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Speaker 1: in just a second. But I do want to remind

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Speaker 1: you so far the songs that we've done for the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Shows first ever Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. I think

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Speaker 1: we should just do remind people what the songs we

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Speaker 1: were playing little clips, but do it like a like

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Speaker 1: a cheesy you know those CDs that they come out

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Speaker 1: with like now Music number seven fifty four and it's

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Speaker 1: like Scientists coming Home. Yeah, yeah, you might have heard

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Speaker 1: him on like that so kind of like, okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: do that, so um, all right, here we go. I'll

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Speaker 1: start it available in store at what we're stores with Walmart?

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Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, Walmart Face CDs available only at Walmart. Right now,

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Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Shows first ever Christmas Parody's Song Extravaganza CD.

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Speaker 1: How with such classics as police Now be drouned? I

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Speaker 1: get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Should I get drunk at Christmas? My family's house? I

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Speaker 1: need to black out? You're sanna get sexy with Christmas

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Speaker 1: wish list. I'm gonna reverse the rolls, come to the

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Speaker 1: chimney and touch you with my candy cane. I'll drive

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Speaker 1: you insane. Let me buy you would drink. Hit you

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Speaker 1: with that winter wink on to the Eggno from your bed.

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Speaker 1: Let it dribble down until you are filled with Christmas cheer,

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Speaker 1: about to melt the North Pole because it is getting hot.

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Speaker 1: You're married to what ought? Hey there Santa oh ho ho,

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Speaker 1: and don't call him a ho ho ho, but he's

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Speaker 1: got an only fan only fans, only fans, only fans

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Speaker 1: for me. Your gift this year is seeing more of

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Speaker 1: Santa than you've seen. Hey, don't forget about someone complaining

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Speaker 1: to the manager. It's Karen Claus. She's shaking her fist,

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Speaker 1: she's angry at life. She's handing out unwanted advice. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Karen Claus is coming to town. It's a Jewel shows

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Speaker 1: first ever parody song. It's dramaganzas CD and it can

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Speaker 1: be to your doorstep right now. Except I said, Walmart

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Speaker 1: is being so only at Walmart. But here is today's

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Speaker 1: parody song. And like I said, it's news that I

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Speaker 1: don't think anybody is actually shocked by. But here you go.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewel Show. You know, Dasher and Dancer and

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Speaker 1: Prancer and fixing comment and Cupid and Donner and blitzing.

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Speaker 1: But do you call the most talkative reindeer of rude off?

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Speaker 1: The red nose reindeer had a very rosineos and if

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Speaker 1: you asked about it, he would blame it on a

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Speaker 1: cold Ask any of the reindeer, they will all tell

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Speaker 1: you the same because they've all parted with Rudolf. He

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Speaker 1: loves everything that ends in Kane. Then one Vagus pool party,

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Speaker 1: the DJ had to say, Rudolf, wise, your no so white?

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Speaker 1: Did you even sleep last night. Then all of the

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Speaker 1: elves joined him over in the VP. Rudolf the snow

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Speaker 1: Nose Reindeer, never ending energy. Rudolph the umb Nose Reindeer

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Speaker 1: had a very we run. He knows Allen Jesus what

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Speaker 1: he cools it, but we know it's from the blow

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Speaker 1: he cools. Oh the others Lane Dear. Ever since he

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Speaker 1: got his fame, he used to be so humble, but boy,

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Speaker 1: how he's really changed. Then one shocking Christmas, Eve Anda

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Speaker 1: came to say, meet by the bathroom in five roll

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Speaker 1: that dollar bill up so tight. Then all the reindeer

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Speaker 1: joined in or show. We'd call them snow bunnies. Rudolf

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Speaker 1: and all the reindeer now all they do is party, guys.

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Speaker 1: This year he came up the plan, we're gonna kill

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Speaker 1: this year. Chus was he like're gonna get all the

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Speaker 1: prisons done in like minutes, and after that we're gonna

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Speaker 1: try to kick it and relax and hang out party

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Speaker 1: because like I just realized, day, you know what we're off,

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Speaker 1: You know exactly how to do this. Like Soun doesn't

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Speaker 1: evenally know what he's doing. Like now he's doing like

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Speaker 1: I eat this la Like there's reasons sound tildy to

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Speaker 1: leave this slight. I think we gonna get bout shud

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Speaker 1: get both MTN Coven you Bill show on demand