WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Five Finger Hangout

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<v Speaker 1>We get a little Saturday treat for you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a classic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So if you have binged all what five thousand

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<v Speaker 2>second dates that we.

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<v Speaker 1>Have somehow so many of you have, Yeah, I'm impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>You may have heard it, but if you haven't and

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<v Speaker 2>you're a normal person, then enjoy it because I think

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Date Updated question for Jose and alexis what is

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<v Speaker 3>the quickest that you've ever gone from matching with someone

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<v Speaker 3>to meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Up with them?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, like a couple days, couple seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Second, I saw minutes in, Hey I'm here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, if I'm already stalking them or not, probably a

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<v Speaker 5>week a.

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<v Speaker 4>Week the same.

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<v Speaker 5>I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and

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<v Speaker 5>then I never meet up.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, don't just like go to the bar and

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<v Speaker 2>find out who's closest and then figure it out that

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<v Speaker 2>I never got to do dating apps. I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>that would always be my play.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack

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<v Speaker 1>says he was surprised at how fast he got the

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<v Speaker 1>green light to see his date in person. So Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to gramb a drink or something. Woe.

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<v Speaker 2>He's looking for a man that moves fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jack, what's the name of the person that you

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<v Speaker 1>matched with?

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<v Speaker 4>I matched with this school named Naomi online.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack and Jeff sound better. Yeah, And how long did

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<v Speaker 1>it take for you and Naomi to agree to meet up?

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<v Speaker 4>It was really quick. We matched and like within ten

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<v Speaker 4>minutes she was asking me to meet up.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell it that's a record. Must be quite the smooth

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<v Speaker 1>talk or either.

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<v Speaker 2>That or it was like two in the morning and

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<v Speaker 2>she was drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>You were at the same bar sitting next Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think about that. That's a good question. What time

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<v Speaker 1>of day did this happen?

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<v Speaker 4>This is kind of like early morning and then she

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<v Speaker 4>wanted to meet up that afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, cool.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, were you excited about that or were you

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<v Speaker 6>freaked out?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I was excited. She was really cute and she

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<v Speaker 4>seemed interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Isn't that kind of a red flag though, where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like they instantly want to see you. It's at

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<v Speaker 1>least like a pink flag.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe she had a date planned and the other

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<v Speaker 2>guy bailed and she's like, well, let's fill in the blank.

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<v Speaker 1>Standards as long as it's a warm body.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she explained that she was like new on the

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<v Speaker 4>app and she's looking at date someone and I seemed

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<v Speaker 4>like a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a

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<v Speaker 4>drink with me at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And you didn't at any point think you were

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<v Speaker 2>getting catfished convenient you must be a robot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not

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<v Speaker 4>like she wanted a phone number anything. She wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>meet up. So I was going to find out that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing because

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly you're just meeting with this person and you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot about them, instead of having all of

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<v Speaker 2>that small talk out of the way, like you have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to discuss.

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<v Speaker 4>How did it go it was amazing. She was like

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<v Speaker 4>really really pretty, and she laughed at all my jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>But we really weren't there long until some alarm went

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<v Speaker 4>off and she said she had to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait what type of alarm?

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<v Speaker 4>She had sent an alarm on her phone And it

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<v Speaker 4>was probably like fifteen minutes of the date had gone by.

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing her own speed day.

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<v Speaker 1>Another guy came in and took her seat. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to ask you to get up.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, well she didn't give you any other explanation.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby,

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<v Speaker 4>so you want to go, which.

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<v Speaker 1>She does move fast already asking you to move in.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that weird? Like, I think a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>would think that's a fun idea to go check out

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<v Speaker 1>apartments or a house together on a date. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you thought, Jack?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was a little surprising that first she wanted

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<v Speaker 4>to meet really quickly, and then she wants to check

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<v Speaker 4>out this apartment, so I didn't really know what was

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<v Speaker 4>coming next.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a baby to deliver later, do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to come with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to this tuxedo shop? And then go to

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<v Speaker 1>the church right after. What do you think the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>is waiting in the apartment. That's weird to us, But

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<v Speaker 1>tell us how it went.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>We went to this apartment together and I'm talking with

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<v Speaker 4>the ladies showing her around, and I don't imagine. So Naomi,

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<v Speaker 4>she loved the place and she actually like gave me

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<v Speaker 4>a big kiss in front of the apartment manager, and O, whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward for the apartment manager would be like, I

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<v Speaker 2>need you to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, we really need to test this place.

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<v Speaker 4>On the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>That had been unexpected. What happened next?

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<v Speaker 4>So we just went back to the bar and the

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<v Speaker 4>chemistry felt really good and she just went to the

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<v Speaker 4>bathroom and never came back.

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<v Speaker 3>We why, we were diving and clicking, and she was.

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<v Speaker 1>Gone, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She was red flags.

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<v Speaker 6>That's so strange because it's not like she was using

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<v Speaker 6>you for anything, right, Like she didn't ask for any money, right,

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<v Speaker 6>she didn't ask you to co sign on the apartment

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<v Speaker 6>that before.

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<v Speaker 1>She went so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just

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<v Speaker 1>how long her relationships normally last, Like she can't go

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<v Speaker 1>minutes we're broken. How long ago was that?

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<v Speaker 4>That was like three weeks ago? And whoa she either

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<v Speaker 4>called me back or anything. I even went to the

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<v Speaker 4>apartment to see if she had moved in, and I know,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but that's the only thing I could think

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<v Speaker 4>of to try and get a hold of her because

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<v Speaker 4>she wasn't answering.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird. I mean, so it's been three weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>This is like a mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. It's a big mystery roller highs and lows. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>with the pace that she moves through things, who knows,

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<v Speaker 1>she probably could have been married and divorced six times

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<v Speaker 1>over in that span of time. But we'll call her

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<v Speaker 1>and try and figure out the real reason when we

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<v Speaker 1>do your second date update right after this awesome thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on man, second date update. We just

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<v Speaker 1>heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not calling a radio station after those to

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<v Speaker 1>find out what happened you No, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Just talking about him now, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's their deal. But one of our listeners met a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Naomi online. They met up the same day

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<v Speaker 1>that they matched, saw an apartment together, went back to

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<v Speaker 1>a bar, and then she disappeared into the bathroom forever,

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<v Speaker 1>never to be seen or heard from again. That's so crazy. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So don't even get me started on that. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>already done with them, it's over. It's been three weeks though,

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<v Speaker 1>since that happened with Jack, and we never asked though,

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<v Speaker 1>is there anything Jack that you think you may have

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<v Speaker 1>done wrong? Like when she kissed you, did you hold

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<v Speaker 1>eye contact with the lady showing the apartment?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I did not, Thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe you shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I really don't think I did anything wrong. It

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<v Speaker 4>was a really nice stake.

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<v Speaker 2>How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a

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<v Speaker 2>little mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the day. That's humiliating.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, if

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<v Speaker 4>he never gets back to me, I'll just always kind

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<v Speaker 4>of be wondering what could have happened and what did happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Was she even real?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like what my lightning rounds think of me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get some answers for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm inn a dial Naomi right now and hopefully she

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<v Speaker 1>picks up. We'll see what she has to say. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello is this Naomi?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how are you fast? I'm not good under pressure?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone? Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Naomi?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is sorry? Thank you for asking a question I

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<v Speaker 1>can answer that. We are a morning radio show called

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, Okay, and reaching out

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<v Speaker 1>on behalf of one of our listeners that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Day a couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago, mos ago.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Jed.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, why are you calling me about him?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because he reached out to us because he's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit confused about what happened when you disappeared. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we do in this segment called a second

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<v Speaker 1>date Update. We try and help give some answers to

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<v Speaker 1>people who have questions after a date.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, he probably does have questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you help maybe shed some light on what he

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<v Speaker 1>went down because he has no idea think from his perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>he had a lot of nice things to say. He

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were a really great person.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's a great person.

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<v Speaker 5>No, he he is nice.

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<v Speaker 7>He's really nice.

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<v Speaker 5>That's that's part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was part of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really

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<v Speaker 5>want to say it. Like I basically disused him.

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<v Speaker 1>What oh oh man, Wow, that was like a band

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<v Speaker 1>aid ripped off. I don't understand from what we've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys went to a bar. He went and checked

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<v Speaker 1>out an apartment with you. You guys went to a

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<v Speaker 1>bar again and then you left. How is that using him?

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<v Speaker 5>It was totally using him. That was exactly the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for what.

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<v Speaker 7>The apartment, I know that was fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I'm not proud of using him, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I sound a little proud.

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<v Speaker 5>I am kind of. I'm kind of proud of my plan.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I'm I think I had a really good plan.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it, Like, yeah, you didn't even get

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<v Speaker 2>the apartment he went back there?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 7>No, it wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's what happened.

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<v Speaker 7>So that apartment that I was looking at was actually

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<v Speaker 7>my ex boyfriend's apartment. So he was moving out. I

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<v Speaker 7>knew he was moving.

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<v Speaker 5>Out, and I used to stay there a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>We were together, and I had left a locket, a

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<v Speaker 7>really awesome locket that my dad had given me there,

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<v Speaker 7>and he had refused to get it back to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why exes do this.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.

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<v Speaker 5>We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured

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<v Speaker 5>out a way.

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<v Speaker 7>To get it back, which was basically I was going

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<v Speaker 7>to go look at the apartment, but I needed someone

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<v Speaker 7>to distract whoever was showing the apartment so I could

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<v Speaker 7>get the necklace.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, that just wouldn't be have fun.

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<v Speaker 5>So I go on love.

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<v Speaker 1>You get joy out of it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a good though. It's a good point.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like sneaky, it is.

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<v Speaker 7>So I go on line and I find this guy

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<v Speaker 7>who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and.

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<v Speaker 5>He's available that day, which is perfect. That's what I need.

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<v Speaker 7>And so you know, I haven't met me at this far,

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<v Speaker 7>like and I get to know each other and then

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<v Speaker 7>we go look at this apartment and the only thing

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<v Speaker 7>I hadn't like thought out the one little like snapoo

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<v Speaker 7>was that I did not have a jacket with my pockets,

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<v Speaker 7>and i'd like no other pockets. So I'm like thinking

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<v Speaker 7>on the fly, And at the end of this apartment viewing,

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<v Speaker 7>I reach in and I like give him a kiss,

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<v Speaker 7>and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while

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<v Speaker 7>I kiss him.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking, is brilliant, so smart, right, I don't like

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<v Speaker 5>he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>there are such a cute couple. Also, by the way,

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<v Speaker 5>if she happens to.

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<v Speaker 7>Like suspect anything, he has the lucket and he gets

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<v Speaker 7>in trouble and like, I don't get trouble.

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<v Speaker 5>It's smart, it's smart.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you always need when you're getting your stuff back.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you get it back out of his out

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<v Speaker 2>of his pocket though? Because you loved him.

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<v Speaker 7>So we go back to the bar and we're chatting

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<v Speaker 7>and he hangs up his jacket.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, this is perfect.

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<v Speaker 7>So I just reach in stealthily double O seven style,

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<v Speaker 7>and I get my necklace, use myself to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that is so cold hearted.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of jewelry back. I mean you went full Ocean's

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<v Speaker 1>eleven for this lock. Yes, Ocean's eleven as a compliment.

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<v Speaker 5>Why did you have.

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<v Speaker 1>To ditch Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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<v Speaker 5>I like, he's not my type at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I don't don't say that to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, And well,

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<v Speaker 1>now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire

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<v Speaker 1>time on the other line and wants to hear you

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<v Speaker 1>tell him off to his face.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Hi Naomi, Oh my gosh, I didn't know you

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<v Speaker 4>were on the phone. It's just this is crazy. You

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<v Speaker 4>could have just told me I would have been down

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<v Speaker 4>there through the Ocean's eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I mean honestly, Like like a hot girl says, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to help me, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 7>In dating him.

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<v Speaker 5>You sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want you to know, like I do think

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<v Speaker 4>you're a pretty bad person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, he called you pretty Naomi. What you heard, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a very pretty person.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it

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<v Speaker 5>was smart and like what you you met up with

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<v Speaker 5>a girl, you got a drink in the mass it

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<v Speaker 5>like nothing bad has happened to you.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a point, I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be sucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys all look at the negative. Jack, are there

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<v Speaker 1>any items that your ex girlfriends have that you would

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<v Speaker 1>like to get back? Naomi seems like the type that

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<v Speaker 1>be happy to be your accomplice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had

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<v Speaker 1>at least two sequels.

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<v Speaker 5>We do work well together.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't know he was working. Just imagine how effective

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<v Speaker 1>he would be if he was in on the plan.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 5>think he would compromise it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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<v Speaker 4>gone with my gut. No, it was too good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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<v Speaker 1>Garcia said? At the end of oceans when he found

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<v Speaker 1>out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecies fulfilled.

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<v Speaker 1>It's meant to be. He did look it, Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.