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Speaker 3: Second Date Updated question for Jose and alexis what is
Speaker 3: the quickest that you've ever gone from matching with someone
Speaker 3: to meeting.
Speaker 1: Up with them?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, like a couple days, couple seconds.
Speaker 2: Second, I saw minutes in, Hey I'm here.
Speaker 5: Yes, if I'm already stalking them or not, probably a
Speaker 5: week a.
Speaker 4: Week the same.
Speaker 5: I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and
Speaker 5: then I never meet up.
Speaker 2: You guys, don't just like go to the bar and
Speaker 2: find out who's closest and then figure it out that
Speaker 2: I never got to do dating apps. I just thought
Speaker 2: that would always be my play.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack
Speaker 1: says he was surprised at how fast he got the
Speaker 1: green light to see his date in person. So Jack,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hello, thank you.
Speaker 1: I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,
Speaker 1: you want to gramb a drink or something. Woe.
Speaker 2: He's looking for a man that moves fast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, what's the name of the person that you
Speaker 1: matched with?
Speaker 4: I matched with this school named Naomi online.
Speaker 1: Jack and Jeff sound better. Yeah, And how long did
Speaker 1: it take for you and Naomi to agree to meet up?
Speaker 4: It was really quick. We matched and like within ten
Speaker 4: minutes she was asking me to meet up.
Speaker 1: Tell it that's a record. Must be quite the smooth
Speaker 1: talk or either.
Speaker 2: That or it was like two in the morning and
Speaker 2: she was drunk.
Speaker 1: You were at the same bar sitting next Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't think about that. That's a good question. What time
Speaker 1: of day did this happen?
Speaker 4: This is kind of like early morning and then she
Speaker 4: wanted to meet up that afternoon.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, cool.
Speaker 6: I mean, were you excited about that or were you
Speaker 6: freaked out?
Speaker 4: No? I was excited. She was really cute and she
Speaker 4: seemed interested.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Isn't that kind of a red flag though, where
Speaker 1: it's like they instantly want to see you. It's at
Speaker 1: least like a pink flag.
Speaker 2: So maybe she had a date planned and the other
Speaker 2: guy bailed and she's like, well, let's fill in the blank.
Speaker 1: Standards as long as it's a warm body.
Speaker 4: Well, she explained that she was like new on the
Speaker 4: app and she's looking at date someone and I seemed
Speaker 4: like a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a
Speaker 4: drink with me at the bar.
Speaker 2: Okay, And you didn't at any point think you were
Speaker 2: getting catfished convenient you must be a robot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not
Speaker 4: like she wanted a phone number anything. She wanted to
Speaker 4: meet up. So I was going to find out that day.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing because
Speaker 2: suddenly you're just meeting with this person and you don't
Speaker 2: know a lot about them, instead of having all of
Speaker 2: that small talk out of the way, like you have
Speaker 2: a lot to discuss.
Speaker 4: How did it go it was amazing. She was like
Speaker 4: really really pretty, and she laughed at all my jokes.
Speaker 4: But we really weren't there long until some alarm went
Speaker 4: off and she said she had to go.
Speaker 1: Wait what type of alarm?
Speaker 4: She had sent an alarm on her phone And it
Speaker 4: was probably like fifteen minutes of the date had gone by.
Speaker 2: She's doing her own speed day.
Speaker 1: Another guy came in and took her seat. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to get up.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, well she didn't give you any other explanation.
Speaker 1: Now what happened.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby,
Speaker 4: so you want to go, which.
Speaker 1: She does move fast already asking you to move in.
Speaker 1: Is that weird? Like, I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: would think that's a fun idea to go check out
Speaker 1: apartments or a house together on a date. Is that
Speaker 1: what you thought, Jack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a little surprising that first she wanted
Speaker 4: to meet really quickly, and then she wants to check
Speaker 4: out this apartment, so I didn't really know what was
Speaker 4: coming next.
Speaker 2: I have a baby to deliver later, do you want
Speaker 2: to come with me?
Speaker 1: Let's go to this tuxedo shop? And then go to
Speaker 1: the church right after. What do you think the wedding
Speaker 1: is waiting in the apartment. That's weird to us, But
Speaker 1: tell us how it went.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: We went to this apartment together and I'm talking with
Speaker 4: the ladies showing her around, and I don't imagine. So Naomi,
Speaker 4: she loved the place and she actually like gave me
Speaker 4: a big kiss in front of the apartment manager, and O, whoa.
Speaker 2: It's awkward for the apartment manager would be like, I
Speaker 2: need you to leave.
Speaker 1: Actually, we really need to test this place.
Speaker 4: On the floor.
Speaker 2: That had been unexpected. What happened next?
Speaker 4: So we just went back to the bar and the
Speaker 4: chemistry felt really good and she just went to the
Speaker 4: bathroom and never came back.
Speaker 3: We why, we were diving and clicking, and she was.
Speaker 1: Gone, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: She was red flags.
Speaker 6: That's so strange because it's not like she was using
Speaker 6: you for anything, right, Like she didn't ask for any money, right,
Speaker 6: she didn't ask you to co sign on the apartment
Speaker 6: that before.
Speaker 1: She went so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just
Speaker 1: how long her relationships normally last, Like she can't go
Speaker 1: minutes we're broken. How long ago was that?
Speaker 4: That was like three weeks ago? And whoa she either
Speaker 4: called me back or anything. I even went to the
Speaker 4: apartment to see if she had moved in, and I know,
Speaker 4: I know, but that's the only thing I could think
Speaker 4: of to try and get a hold of her because
Speaker 4: she wasn't answering.
Speaker 1: Weird. I mean, so it's been three weeks.
Speaker 6: This is like a mystery.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a big mystery roller highs and lows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the pace that she moves through things, who knows,
Speaker 1: she probably could have been married and divorced six times
Speaker 1: over in that span of time. But we'll call her
Speaker 1: and try and figure out the real reason when we
Speaker 1: do your second date update right after this awesome thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on man, second date update. We just
Speaker 1: heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds
Speaker 1: and I'm not calling a radio station after those to
Speaker 1: find out what happened you No, you're.
Speaker 2: Just talking about him now, definitely.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.
Speaker 1: That's their deal. But one of our listeners met a
Speaker 1: girl named Naomi online. They met up the same day
Speaker 1: that they matched, saw an apartment together, went back to
Speaker 1: a bar, and then she disappeared into the bathroom forever,
Speaker 1: never to be seen or heard from again. That's so crazy. Actually,
Speaker 1: some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms. Wow,
Speaker 1: So don't even get me started on that. Thank you
Speaker 1: already done with them, it's over. It's been three weeks though,
Speaker 1: since that happened with Jack, and we never asked though,
Speaker 1: is there anything Jack that you think you may have
Speaker 1: done wrong? Like when she kissed you, did you hold
Speaker 1: eye contact with the lady showing the apartment?
Speaker 4: No? I did not, Thank god.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe you shouldn't.
Speaker 4: No, I really don't think I did anything wrong. It
Speaker 4: was a really nice stake.
Speaker 2: How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a
Speaker 2: little mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of
Speaker 2: the day. That's humiliating.
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, if
Speaker 4: he never gets back to me, I'll just always kind
Speaker 4: of be wondering what could have happened and what did happen?
Speaker 2: Was she even real?
Speaker 1: Just like what my lightning rounds think of me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get some answers for you.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: I'm inn a dial Naomi right now and hopefully she
Speaker 1: picks up. We'll see what she has to say. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello is this Naomi?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Okay, how are you fast? I'm not good under pressure?
Speaker 4: Uh? What?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Someone? Hi?
Speaker 2: Naomi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Who is sorry? Thank you for asking a question I
Speaker 1: can answer that. We are a morning radio show called
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, Okay, and reaching out
Speaker 1: on behalf of one of our listeners that you went
Speaker 1: on a date with the other.
Speaker 2: Day a couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago, mos ago.
Speaker 1: His name's Jed.
Speaker 5: Wait, why are you calling me about him?
Speaker 1: Well, because he reached out to us because he's a
Speaker 1: little bit confused about what happened when you disappeared. And
Speaker 1: that's what we do in this segment called a second
Speaker 1: date Update. We try and help give some answers to
Speaker 1: people who have questions after a date.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he probably does have questions.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Could you help maybe shed some light on what he
Speaker 1: went down because he has no idea think from his perspective,
Speaker 1: he had a lot of nice things to say. He
Speaker 1: thought you were a really great person.
Speaker 2: I think he's a great person.
Speaker 5: No, he he is nice.
Speaker 7: He's really nice.
Speaker 5: That's that's part of it.
Speaker 2: That was part of it.
Speaker 5: Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really
Speaker 5: want to say it. Like I basically disused him.
Speaker 1: What oh oh man, Wow, that was like a band
Speaker 1: aid ripped off. I don't understand from what we've heard.
Speaker 1: You guys went to a bar. He went and checked
Speaker 1: out an apartment with you. You guys went to a
Speaker 1: bar again and then you left. How is that using him?
Speaker 5: It was totally using him. That was exactly the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for what.
Speaker 7: The apartment, I know that was fine.
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not proud of using him, but.
Speaker 2: I sound a little proud.
Speaker 5: I am kind of. I'm kind of proud of my plan.
Speaker 5: Like I'm I think I had a really good plan.
Speaker 2: I don't get it, Like, yeah, you didn't even get
Speaker 2: the apartment he went back there?
Speaker 5: No, I know, I know.
Speaker 7: No, it wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Here's what happened.
Speaker 7: So that apartment that I was looking at was actually
Speaker 7: my ex boyfriend's apartment. So he was moving out. I
Speaker 7: knew he was moving.
Speaker 5: Out, and I used to stay there a lot.
Speaker 7: We were together, and I had left a locket, a
Speaker 7: really awesome locket that my dad had given me there,
Speaker 7: and he had refused to get it back to me.
Speaker 2: I don't know why exes do this.
Speaker 7: Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.
Speaker 5: We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured
Speaker 5: out a way.
Speaker 7: To get it back, which was basically I was going
Speaker 7: to go look at the apartment, but I needed someone
Speaker 7: to distract whoever was showing the apartment so I could
Speaker 7: get the necklace.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that just wouldn't be have fun.
Speaker 5: So I go on love.
Speaker 1: You get joy out of it.
Speaker 5: It's a good though. It's a good point.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: It was like sneaky, it is.
Speaker 7: So I go on line and I find this guy
Speaker 7: who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and.
Speaker 5: He's available that day, which is perfect. That's what I need.
Speaker 7: And so you know, I haven't met me at this far,
Speaker 7: like and I get to know each other and then
Speaker 7: we go look at this apartment and the only thing
Speaker 7: I hadn't like thought out the one little like snapoo
Speaker 7: was that I did not have a jacket with my pockets,
Speaker 7: and i'd like no other pockets. So I'm like thinking
Speaker 7: on the fly, And at the end of this apartment viewing,
Speaker 7: I reach in and I like give him a kiss,
Speaker 7: and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while
Speaker 7: I kiss him.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, is brilliant, so smart, right, I don't like
Speaker 5: he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: there are such a cute couple. Also, by the way,
Speaker 5: if she happens to.
Speaker 7: Like suspect anything, he has the lucket and he gets
Speaker 7: in trouble and like, I don't get trouble.
Speaker 5: It's smart, it's smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always need when you're getting your stuff back.
Speaker 2: How would you get it back out of his out
Speaker 2: of his pocket though? Because you loved him.
Speaker 7: So we go back to the bar and we're chatting
Speaker 7: and he hangs up his jacket.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this is perfect.
Speaker 7: So I just reach in stealthily double O seven style,
Speaker 7: and I get my necklace, use myself to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is so cold hearted.
Speaker 1: But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a
Speaker 1: piece of jewelry back. I mean you went full Ocean's
Speaker 1: eleven for this lock. Yes, Ocean's eleven as a compliment.
Speaker 5: Why did you have.
Speaker 1: To ditch Jack?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't understand.
Speaker 5: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.
Speaker 5: I like, he's not my type at all.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't say that to us.
Speaker 1: Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, And well,
Speaker 1: now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire
Speaker 1: time on the other line and wants to hear you
Speaker 1: tell him off to his face.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I'm serious?
Speaker 4: Wow, Hi Naomi, Oh my gosh, I didn't know you
Speaker 4: were on the phone. It's just this is crazy. You
Speaker 4: could have just told me I would have been down
Speaker 4: there through the Ocean's eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean honestly, Like like a hot girl says, hey,
Speaker 2: you want to help me, Like.
Speaker 1: You want to help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment.
Speaker 5: I feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, like,
Speaker 5: I'm not interested.
Speaker 7: In dating him.
Speaker 5: You sorry.
Speaker 4: I just want you to know, like I do think
Speaker 4: you're a pretty bad person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, he called you pretty Naomi. What you heard, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you're a very pretty person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it
Speaker 5: was smart and like what you you met up with
Speaker 5: a girl, you got a drink in the mass it
Speaker 5: like nothing bad has happened to you.
Speaker 6: It's a point, I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be sucky.
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.
Speaker 1: You guys all look at the negative. Jack, are there
Speaker 1: any items that your ex girlfriends have that you would
Speaker 1: like to get back? Naomi seems like the type that
Speaker 1: be happy to be your accomplice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had
Speaker 1: at least two sequels.
Speaker 5: We do work well together.
Speaker 1: He didn't know he was working. Just imagine how effective
Speaker 1: he would be if he was in on the plan.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
Speaker 5: think he would compromise it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 4: Now I'm picking up on that. I should have really
Speaker 4: gone with my gut. No, it was too good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy
Speaker 1: Garcia said? At the end of oceans when he found
Speaker 1: out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecies fulfilled.
Speaker 1: It's meant to be. He did look it, Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.