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Speaker 2: Okay, So if you have binged all what five thousand

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Speaker 1: Have somehow so many of you have, Yeah, I'm impressed.

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Speaker 3: Second Date Updated question for Jose and alexis what is

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Speaker 3: the quickest that you've ever gone from matching with someone

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Speaker 3: to meeting.

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Speaker 1: Up with them?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wow, like a couple days, couple seconds.

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Speaker 2: Second, I saw minutes in, Hey I'm here.

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Speaker 5: Yes, if I'm already stalking them or not, probably a

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Speaker 4: Week the same.

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Speaker 5: I normally just matched to feel like I'm attractive and

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Speaker 2: You guys, don't just like go to the bar and

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Speaker 2: find out who's closest and then figure it out that

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Speaker 2: I never got to do dating apps. I just thought

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Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hello, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this,

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Speaker 1: you want to gramb a drink or something. Woe.

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Speaker 2: He's looking for a man that moves fast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, what's the name of the person that you

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Speaker 4: I matched with this school named Naomi online.

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Speaker 1: Jack and Jeff sound better. Yeah, And how long did

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Speaker 1: it take for you and Naomi to agree to meet up?

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Speaker 4: It was really quick. We matched and like within ten

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Speaker 1: Tell it that's a record. Must be quite the smooth

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Speaker 1: You were at the same bar sitting next Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: This is kind of like early morning and then she

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, cool.

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Speaker 4: Well, she explained that she was like new on the

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 4: We went to this apartment together and I'm talking with

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Speaker 2: It's awkward for the apartment manager would be like, I

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Speaker 4: So we just went back to the bar and the

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Speaker 1: She went so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just

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Speaker 4: That was like three weeks ago? And whoa she either

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on man, second date update. We just

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Speaker 1: heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds

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Speaker 2: Just talking about him now, definitely.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a mess for them to clean up.

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Speaker 1: That's their deal. But one of our listeners met a

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Speaker 1: So don't even get me started on that. Thank you

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Speaker 1: already done with them, it's over. It's been three weeks though,

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Speaker 1: since that happened with Jack, and we never asked though,

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Speaker 1: is there anything Jack that you think you may have

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Speaker 1: done wrong? Like when she kissed you, did you hold

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Speaker 4: No? I did not, Thank god.

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe you shouldn't.

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Speaker 4: No, I really don't think I did anything wrong. It

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Speaker 2: How come now, you don't sound angry. I'd be a

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Speaker 4: I'm just kind of confused more than anything. Okay, if

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Speaker 4: Here.

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Speaker 1: I'm inn a dial Naomi right now and hopefully she

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Speaker 1: Okay, how are you fast? I'm not good under pressure?

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Speaker 1: Who is sorry? Thank you for asking a question I

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, Okay, and reaching out

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Speaker 1: on behalf of one of our listeners that you went

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Speaker 1: His name's Jed.

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Speaker 1: Well, because he reached out to us because he's a

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he probably does have questions.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused.

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Speaker 1: Could you help maybe shed some light on what he

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Speaker 5: No, he he is nice.

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Speaker 5: That's that's part of it.

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Speaker 2: That was part of it.

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Speaker 5: Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really

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Speaker 1: What oh oh man, Wow, that was like a band

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Speaker 1: aid ripped off. I don't understand from what we've heard.

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Speaker 1: You guys went to a bar. He went and checked

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Speaker 5: It was totally using him. That was exactly the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for what.

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Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not proud of using him, but.

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Speaker 5: I am kind of. I'm kind of proud of my plan.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it, Like, yeah, you didn't even get

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Speaker 5: No, I know, I know.

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Speaker 7: No, it wasn't it.

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Speaker 5: Here's what happened.

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Speaker 7: So that apartment that I was looking at was actually

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Speaker 5: Out, and I used to stay there a lot.

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Speaker 7: We were together, and I had left a locket, a

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Speaker 7: and he had refused to get it back to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why exes do this.

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Speaker 7: Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there.

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Speaker 5: We wasn't giving it back to me. So I figured

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Speaker 7: To get it back, which was basically I was going

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, that just wouldn't be have fun.

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Speaker 5: So I go on love.

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Speaker 1: You get joy out of it.

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Speaker 5: It's a good though. It's a good point.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 5: It was like sneaky, it is.

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Speaker 7: So I go on line and I find this guy

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Speaker 7: who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and.

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Speaker 5: He's available that day, which is perfect. That's what I need.

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Speaker 7: And so you know, I haven't met me at this far,

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Speaker 7: I hadn't like thought out the one little like snapoo

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Speaker 7: on the fly, And at the end of this apartment viewing,

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Speaker 7: I reach in and I like give him a kiss,

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Speaker 7: and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking, is brilliant, so smart, right, I don't like

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Speaker 5: he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 7: Like suspect anything, he has the lucket and he gets

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Speaker 5: It's smart, it's smart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you always need when you're getting your stuff back.

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Speaker 2: How would you get it back out of his out

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Speaker 7: So we go back to the bar and we're chatting

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Speaker 7: and he hangs up his jacket.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this is perfect.

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Speaker 7: So I just reach in stealthily double O seven style,

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is so cold hearted.

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Speaker 1: But it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

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Speaker 1: piece of jewelry back. I mean you went full Ocean's

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Speaker 1: eleven for this lock. Yes, Ocean's eleven as a compliment.

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Speaker 5: Why did you have.

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Speaker 1: To ditch Jack?

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him.

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Speaker 5: I like, he's not my type at all.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't say that to us.

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Speaker 1: Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, And well,

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Speaker 1: now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire

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Speaker 1: tell him off to his face.

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Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious?

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Speaker 4: Wow, Hi Naomi, Oh my gosh, I didn't know you

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Speaker 4: were on the phone. It's just this is crazy. You

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Speaker 4: could have just told me I would have been down

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Speaker 4: there through the Ocean's eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style.

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Speaker 2: Really, I mean honestly, Like like a hot girl says, hey,

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Speaker 2: you want to help me, Like.

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Speaker 1: You want to help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment.

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Speaker 5: I feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 5: I'm not interested.

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Speaker 7: In dating him.

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Speaker 5: You sorry.

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Speaker 4: I just want you to know, like I do think

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Speaker 4: you're a pretty bad person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, he called you pretty Naomi. What you heard, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: you're a very pretty person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry you feel that way. I just think it

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Speaker 5: a girl, you got a drink in the mass it

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Speaker 6: It's a point, I mean, he Jack, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be sucky.

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Speaker 1: Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

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Speaker 1: You guys all look at the negative. Jack, are there

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Speaker 1: any items that your ex girlfriends have that you would

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Speaker 1: like to get back? Naomi seems like the type that

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Speaker 1: be happy to be your accomplice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that had

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Speaker 1: at least two sequels.

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Speaker 5: We do work well together.

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Speaker 1: He didn't know he was working. Just imagine how effective

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss

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Speaker 4: Now I'm picking up on that. I should have really

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Speaker 4: gone with my gut. No, it was too good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy

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Speaker 1: Garcia said? At the end of oceans when he found

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Speaker 1: out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecies fulfilled.

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Speaker 1: It's meant to be. He did look it, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.