Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second date. A lot of times, when you're
Speaker 1: out on a first date, you do something embarrassing, You
Speaker 1: embarrass yourself somehow, and then you never want to see
Speaker 1: that person again. Even if they like you, they call you,
Speaker 1: they try to get you on the phone, You're like,
Speaker 1: what happened on the date was just way too embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I remember I went on a date with this girl
Speaker 1: a long time ago and went out on the date
Speaker 1: and we're there and like there are people coming up
Speaker 1: recognizing me from the radio, and we're leaving and I
Speaker 1: gave like this homeless guy like on a hundred dollar bill,
Speaker 1: and he cried about how it changed this life and
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And I was so embarrassed because she
Speaker 1: had just gone out with the perfect man. And I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way I can continue this with that.
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed that she saw that stuff happened. I
Speaker 1: can't continue it. So she'd tried to call me, and
Speaker 1: I'd be I just wouldn't ignore her calls. I knew
Speaker 1: it was just going to ruin everything. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: she also looked like, you know, a supermodel. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: but you had to turn it down, yeah, And that
Speaker 1: was it. I felt like I was too attractive for her.
Speaker 1: All kinds of embarrassing stuff happened on that date. Well, James,
Speaker 1: who is on the phone with us right now, has
Speaker 1: an embarrassing story from his date too. Maybe not as
Speaker 1: embarrassing as my thing, but something happened on his date
Speaker 1: that is actually very embarrassing, not for him, for the
Speaker 1: girl that he actually went out and that's why he
Speaker 1: thinks she's not calling him back. James, what's up man?
Speaker 1: How are you going on? Guys? So the problem on
Speaker 1: your date wasn't that you were too perfect? Like I had?
Speaker 1: No not this time. So tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want us to call today.
Speaker 1: Her name is Lauren? Yep. And where did you meet Lauren?
Speaker 1: We got set up on a blind date? Was it? Oh? Wow?
Speaker 1: Was it blind? Blind? Or did you Google search or
Speaker 1: find her on Facebook? Completely blind? That is risky, yeah
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? Yeah? And what did you guys decide
Speaker 1: to do when you went out? Well? I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do anything, you know, high pressure, high stakes, so
Speaker 1: I just we we got in touch and we met
Speaker 1: for breakfast one day. Okay, And how was how did
Speaker 1: breakfast go? You guys enjoyed each other's company even though
Speaker 1: you hadn't seen each other or known anything about each other. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound cliche or anything, but I
Speaker 1: mean it was great. I mean that we had about
Speaker 1: an hour date and it just flew by. Um. She
Speaker 1: was stunning, you know, when she walked up for the
Speaker 1: first time, she was absolutely beautiful, so that, you know,
Speaker 1: I guess that's a lot of the anxiety of a
Speaker 1: blind date. What was her reaction to you, I mean,
Speaker 1: did you pick up on anything? Did she seem similarly,
Speaker 1: you know, satisfied. Yeah, I mean we were joking around
Speaker 1: by the end of it, like we were you know,
Speaker 1: like we were old towels. She was laughing at my jokes.
Speaker 1: She was cutting jokes around me, and uh, we were.
Speaker 1: There was really no awkward low in the conversation, just
Speaker 1: one sort of topic led to the other, and she
Speaker 1: really Okay, the date sounds great and everything. It sounds awesome,
Speaker 1: but I want to know about the embarrassing part. That's
Speaker 1: what I want to talk about right now. So after
Speaker 1: we finished breakfast, he didn't have anything to do for
Speaker 1: a while, so I said, let's just go for a drive,
Speaker 1: you know, just to drive, no explications, no, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: So she said, fine, let's do it. It It sounds like
Speaker 1: a great idea. So we hopped in my car and
Speaker 1: we're driving around and we're stopping at you know, really
Speaker 1: nice little parks and little things here and there that
Speaker 1: just aren't nice to look at. And so while we're
Speaker 1: while we're driving and we're joking around, and I start
Speaker 1: to as placefully, not you can nothing expected, but placefully
Speaker 1: just tickle her side, nuddering the side tickless. So I
Speaker 1: just tickle herry tickle there. I just you know, goofing around,
Speaker 1: aforting kind of thing real quick, James, was she into that?
Speaker 1: Because tickling somebody on the first date to me sounds
Speaker 1: kind of shr that you've dated for a year. N
Speaker 1: I know it was a little bit weird, but I
Speaker 1: mean she was laughing, she seemed to have a good time.
Speaker 1: She didn't told me to stop or push me away
Speaker 1: or anything. And as she's laughing, as I'm having a
Speaker 1: good time, she let one fly. And what did she
Speaker 1: do after she parted? On your first date? She turned
Speaker 1: the reddest color of red you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 1: Did you keep tickling her? Did you say anything to
Speaker 1: try to act like you didn't notice it, because I
Speaker 1: mean it was it wasn't like a silent one where
Speaker 1: maybe her like there was no doubt that her and
Speaker 1: it was from her. Did you start laughing? I mean
Speaker 1: I did not know. I It's like you put the
Speaker 1: mute button on the car. It's so hard not to
Speaker 1: sometimes because ferns are so funny. I wouldn't have known
Speaker 1: how to react in that situation. I think I would
Speaker 1: have just acted like it didn't happen. But obviously it's
Speaker 1: one of those situations where like if you're on an
Speaker 1: elevator and you smell something like one of us did it, yeah,
Speaker 1: and nobody nobody just like pretend. But unfortunately, I mean
Speaker 1: the elevator is safer because I mean, in a car
Speaker 1: with two people, it's a pretty short process of elimination.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, and unfortunately you're stuck with or
Speaker 1: not because you're on a date. So yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: you could tell she was really embarrassed. She was like
Speaker 1: slinking down in her seats. She was trying to, you know,
Speaker 1: to get as close to the door as possible, like
Speaker 1: she was so embarrassed, and I you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: it happens you know, I mean, these things happen. It's
Speaker 1: it's you know, what happens inside the left. I was
Speaker 1: trying to tell it, like you kidding, you got to
Speaker 1: worry about Everyone does it? I I do it. We
Speaker 1: all read that book growing up. Yeah, it's just a natural.
Speaker 1: And what was her response to that? She was, you know,
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, thank you. I understand. It's just
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. And she could tell that I was trying
Speaker 1: to help her, but I just I felt out of her.
Speaker 1: I really did, because she was really beat herself up
Speaker 1: about it, and she didn't really have a reason too.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I understand where she was coming from.
Speaker 1: A quarter now, I'm assuming your date ended shortly after that.
Speaker 1: It did. I asked her if she wanted to keep
Speaker 1: driving or if she wanted to call it, and she said,
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I really had a great time,
Speaker 1: but I needsily kept going. I got stuff to do.
Speaker 1: So we drove back to the restaurant where we had breakfast,
Speaker 1: and that's where her car was, and we sort of
Speaker 1: did that you know, awkward goodbye where we both kind
Speaker 1: of still have the seatbelts on, but we hugged after
Speaker 1: your driver's side right, okay, And I asked her, can
Speaker 1: I call you or can I text you? Can I
Speaker 1: see you again? And she told me she would text
Speaker 1: me or she would call me. And you haven't heard
Speaker 1: anything from her at all, No, not a thing. Have
Speaker 1: you tried to get a hold of her. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: texted her a couple of times in the I called
Speaker 1: her once and it went right to voicemail. But otherwise,
Speaker 1: of nothing. I can't imagine being so embarrassed about one
Speaker 1: fart that you wouldn't ever call a guy again, especially
Speaker 1: when you're especially when the guy is expressing so much
Speaker 1: interest in you. Yeah, think about And if she wasn't
Speaker 1: embarrassed before, now all of Seattle knows arras Now all right,
Speaker 1: well we're gonna play a song, come back, call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thanks,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on rooking Cuba in the morning. Update.
Speaker 1: You know, James, I think I know how you screwed
Speaker 1: up on your first date. Oh yeah, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it. James wants us to call this girl
Speaker 1: named Laurence to day. They went out on a breakfast date.
Speaker 1: It was all good and everything else, but the most
Speaker 1: important part of the date that we need to remember,
Speaker 1: is she farted on their first date because he was
Speaker 1: tickling her, and then she was very embarrassed about that,
Speaker 1: and the date ended shortly after, and he thinks that
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back because she's embarrassed, and she
Speaker 1: probably was very embarras And I think, James, the mistake
Speaker 1: that you made on your date was after she did that,
Speaker 1: after she tooted, you just try to make her feel
Speaker 1: better by a consoling her. I mean, like, oh, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Everybody does it. What you should have
Speaker 1: done was fart yourself louder than her, and then you
Speaker 1: guys could have like a little fart battle in the car,
Speaker 1: and then it would be cute to be like, see,
Speaker 1: everybody does it. You know that's actually a good idea
Speaker 1: if I had that talent. Yeah, if you could do
Speaker 1: it on command? All right? You ready to call her
Speaker 1: and see if the reason that she isn't calling you
Speaker 1: back is because a fart gate. Let's do it, all right, man,
Speaker 1: doll the phone right now? Hello? How can I speak
Speaker 1: to Lauren? Please? Hey, Lauren? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm you
Speaker 1: where you're calling from? Brook and Jewel in the Morning
Speaker 1: the radio show. Okay, why are you calling? I'm calling
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then aren't calling them back,
Speaker 1: and they email us to see if we can get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask if something went wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't email anyone. I know you didn't email. Okay,
Speaker 1: somebody emailed us about you though about me? M Yeah,
Speaker 1: you recently went out on a date with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners. Okay, his name is James. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you remember going out with James? You know what,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is a good idea for me
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Really. Can I just tell you
Speaker 1: real quick what he said about you, because I really
Speaker 1: would like for you guys to go out again, because
Speaker 1: he liked you a lot. Well, first of all, he
Speaker 1: shouldn't assert anything about them. Okay, Well, he told us
Speaker 1: about your first date, and he told us about the
Speaker 1: embarrassing incident. What do you mean. Well, he said that
Speaker 1: during the date he was kind of tickling you and
Speaker 1: you're messing around and then you pass gas. He told
Speaker 1: you that, yes, he did Okay, don't be embarrassed. But
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. And that's why were and
Speaker 1: that's why we're call It's not even about being embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe he would. So what was the whole
Speaker 1: point of him calling you and tell like, he called
Speaker 1: you to tell you that you could just embarrass me
Speaker 1: on No no, no, no, no, no, not at all, Lauren.
Speaker 1: He called and told us that because when we do
Speaker 1: this segment, we always talk to people about the date
Speaker 1: that they went on to figure out if there's anything
Speaker 1: awkward that happened. Well, it's really messed up. He shouldn't
Speaker 1: have told you that because it's private. Okay, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. The only reason he told us that, though,
Speaker 1: was because he thought that's why you weren't calling back,
Speaker 1: because you're not embarrassed. This is so he should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: He's a complete weirdo. Like I thought he was a psycho,
Speaker 1: and obviously he is. Why do you think he's a psycho?
Speaker 1: First of all, it was like weird that he was
Speaker 1: tickling me by the way, that's like so weird. I
Speaker 1: thought that. Okay, so you sound like you don't like
Speaker 1: him very much. Before we I mean, like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you would like to know how what a weirdo he is.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to tell you because obviously he has no
Speaker 1: problem calling a radio station and telling them something personal
Speaker 1: about me. I would love to hear what a weirdo
Speaker 1: he is. And I'm sorry. You shouldn't be embarrassed. We're
Speaker 1: not trying to embarrass you at all. No, it's more
Speaker 1: just so James can know why you're not calling him back. Well,
Speaker 1: So we went out for breakfast on our date because like,
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure it wasn't a weird at all,
Speaker 1: and it was actually nice. And then he wanted to
Speaker 1: know if I wanted to take a drive. It was
Speaker 1: a really nice day out and on the drive it
Speaker 1: was beautiful. It's like the perfect day, and so we
Speaker 1: just stopped some parks, like we just stopped at various places.
Speaker 1: But then when we got to one place and he
Speaker 1: pulled over, and I was like, oh, I thought he
Speaker 1: was going to try to make out with me, And
Speaker 1: he told me that he had something he wanted to
Speaker 1: show me. So he got out of the car and
Speaker 1: I got out of the car and he walked me
Speaker 1: back to the trunk of the car. Oh, my god,
Speaker 1: that is scary already. Yeah, what was going through your
Speaker 1: mind at that moment? I was worried that there was
Speaker 1: going to be like a sledgehammer, but I was hoping
Speaker 1: it would be like I don't know, like maybe he
Speaker 1: was getting the jacket or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was like, movie's getting a jacket, right. So he
Speaker 1: opened the trunk and he pulled out an urn. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: like a like a silver urn. Weird. And he said,
Speaker 1: this is really important to me, Like this is really
Speaker 1: special to me. This is my father. What. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a bit that's a little bit heavy for a first date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I didn't even know what to think. I was
Speaker 1: just silent, like I didn't even ask anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to know anything about it at that point. And
Speaker 1: then he just said, because my father really loved birds,
Speaker 1: and so whenever I arrived the something's beautiful and see
Speaker 1: bird feeders, I stopped because it was his final wish
Speaker 1: that I sprinkle his ashes into the bird feeders so
Speaker 1: he can be free with the birds. Oh wow, that
Speaker 1: is that's kind of weird, so weird. If that's his
Speaker 1: father's last wishes, that's one thing, but to do that
Speaker 1: with you on a first date, like, hey, we're going
Speaker 1: to share this special experience and feed my dad's father's
Speaker 1: ashes to some birds. I could see how that would
Speaker 1: kind of turn you off a little bit. What is
Speaker 1: at least third date material one? Did you guys spread
Speaker 1: ashes together? Yeah? Because I hope for he was going
Speaker 1: to kill me because I was like, how did his
Speaker 1: father die? Like yeah, wow, all right, I can see
Speaker 1: why that turns you off. And Lauren, that's that's kind
Speaker 1: of that's kind of strange. Yeah. I was just like
Speaker 1: so relieved, honestly when I got home and I was
Speaker 1: not dad. Yeah, yeah, all right, hey Lauren, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: also on the other line right now. I am sorry, Hi, Lauren,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm just a little offended that, you know,
Speaker 1: I decided to open myself up and let you in
Speaker 1: on something you know, personal and special to me, and
Speaker 1: then you judge me by it, you know what. First
Speaker 1: of all, here's the thing, I'm really sorry to hear
Speaker 1: about your dads, but you need to understand that that's
Speaker 1: actually nuts what you did. Like it like, I didn't
Speaker 1: even know your dad was dad. Like if we've been
Speaker 1: dating for a while, fine, maybe, but not only was
Speaker 1: it our first date, it was the first thing that
Speaker 1: I met you. Like, so, did you know we were
Speaker 1: going to do that? Like that's weird? No, I had
Speaker 1: no intention. But when we were driving and I saw
Speaker 1: the birds and I said, yeah, just birds everywhere. Do
Speaker 1: you see a bird? Make it to my dad? And
Speaker 1: at the same time, you know what kind of connection
Speaker 1: I have with this girl that I had a great
Speaker 1: time at breakfast with, at a great time talking to you,
Speaker 1: had a great time driving with. And I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe she was kind of real. Maybe she was a
Speaker 1: little bit deeper than just a puddle, you know that,
Speaker 1: maybe serious. Because I'm weirded out you pulled that an
Speaker 1: urn on our first date. I'm I'm shallow. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit because if you can't say why I'm doing it,
Speaker 1: it is weird that you would take me to the
Speaker 1: tonk of your car, let an urn of your dad's
Speaker 1: ashes on our first date and then feed the birds
Speaker 1: with it. I mean, I didn't get weird when you
Speaker 1: know you told me about all these traditions do you
Speaker 1: have with your grandma and all these other things, and
Speaker 1: that is different you can make on Thanksgiving if I
Speaker 1: told you that she was dead and I baked her
Speaker 1: ashes into a pie to then it would be the day.
Speaker 1: Must I remind you that I overlooked the factors to
Speaker 1: completely stunk up my car. That is so like, by
Speaker 1: the way, it's like completely weird. Also out to tickle
Speaker 1: people on the first date, like, oh, yeah, we forgot
Speaker 1: about the tad thing. Well, it sounds like you two
Speaker 1: just had a wonderful time together, and that would mean
Speaker 1: that I need to ask Lauren if she would like
Speaker 1: to go on a second date with James. But we'll
Speaker 1: pay for you on a second date. No, you answered
Speaker 1: before I was even done asking the question, Lauren. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just can't. I understand that this is
Speaker 1: very personal to him that I cannot. Sorry, James, I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 1: no second date for you. I can't blame me for
Speaker 1: trying to go. Yeah, maybe just wait a little while
Speaker 1: to bust out your dad's ashes on a date. You know,
Speaker 1: I could probably try that out. Yeah, try that and
Speaker 1: then also wait a little while to bust out the
Speaker 1: tickling on the date. Yes, she should not own the
Speaker 1: brito broken jupil in the morning