Speaker 1: Second day. Over the years, we've heard from a lot
Speaker 1: of listeners who've gotten themselves into a bit of a
Speaker 1: sticky wicket during their first date. Ye right, yeah, extra sticky.
Speaker 1: But the guy who emailed us for help today probably
Speaker 1: had the stickiest, wickediest, wikiest stickiest first date of all time.
Speaker 1: That means it's a big mess. Yeah that doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like a fun cleanup. But he knows it's all his fault.
Speaker 1: His name is Warren, And now, Warren, we'll get to
Speaker 1: your wiki sticky in just a second, but first, tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you want us to call today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Kayla? Okay, okay? How'd
Speaker 1: you meet Kayla online? Okay? What attracted to you to her?
Speaker 1: I mean, besides her picture? Was there anything else? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: there goes the sticky right. No, I know, okay, I know.
Speaker 1: He's not laughing either is the audience. It's okay, sorry, sorry, Warren?
Speaker 1: How did you initiate conversation with Kayla? Like? What was
Speaker 1: your opening line? She was into anime and so am
Speaker 1: I and oh I just finished watching Kill lack Hill.
Speaker 1: This is very nerdy um and she said that was
Speaker 1: one of her favorite animes something specific and she's get
Speaker 1: you nerd it out together. Yeah, that's a good double nerd.
Speaker 1: I love it. I just heard panties all across the
Speaker 1: nation floor when you said that, Warren, that's amazing. So
Speaker 1: what did what did she say to that anime line? Well,
Speaker 1: she appreciated the fact that I was also a fan
Speaker 1: and knew what I was talking about, yea, And we
Speaker 1: started talking about other other nerdy things that aren't haveywhere.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we we had it off to talk about
Speaker 1: in that world too. I mean, I'd love to talk
Speaker 1: about anime all day, but let's just get to the dates.
Speaker 1: What did you and Kayla decide to do? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: we decided to go to a Chinese restaurant. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Chinese food. And how'd that go? What was it like
Speaker 1: when the like the moment you saw her for the
Speaker 1: first time. Well, she is extremely attractive and it has
Speaker 1: been a while obviously since have been on a date
Speaker 1: with a person, so like, I was very very very nervous, okay,
Speaker 1: And how how did that show itself? For it? Well,
Speaker 1: to try to calm myself, it's probably in retrospect, was
Speaker 1: not a good move, but I took a shot before
Speaker 1: meeting her to try to calm down. Thought long, I know,
Speaker 1: but I don't. You don't sound like a shot guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. I'm not a shot guy. I a
Speaker 1: heavy drinker. Okay, that was a problem. So you're saying
Speaker 1: that it was a problem. What happened after you took
Speaker 1: the shot? So I brought the alcohol with me in
Speaker 1: the car I parked, I was. I was not drinking
Speaker 1: while driving. This is after I parked the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: I took a shot and then left the bottle in
Speaker 1: the trunk of my car for the first time. Bro,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people. Yeah, I was like
Speaker 1: tailgated by himself to me. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: pregaming your date a little bit, just to get the
Speaker 1: nerves out. So why are you painting it as wrong.
Speaker 1: He's painting it as something went wrong from this. You
Speaker 1: do it? That's why? No, did something else happen because
Speaker 1: of the shot? Yeah? Okay, is this where the sticky
Speaker 1: wicket happens? It leaves me back to the sticky wicket? Okay,
Speaker 1: why don't you guide us through the stickiness? Okay, So
Speaker 1: had the shot leader in the restaurant we went save
Speaker 1: at the bar before you're waiting for our table. And
Speaker 1: obviously I'm not a huge shrinker, as you guys are
Speaker 1: able to figure out, so I'm not trying to drink
Speaker 1: all that fast. But there were some awkward lulls in
Speaker 1: the conversation, and I was drinking faster because of it.
Speaker 1: That happens. I think a lot of us do that.
Speaker 1: So the alcohol is not helping me calm down. I'm
Speaker 1: still kind of freaking out because I really want to
Speaker 1: impress her. So he went to heart drugs instead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, No, we're just joking around with you.
Speaker 1: What happened? So I go outside, go back to my
Speaker 1: car and take another shot. Why why do you think
Speaker 1: more is going to calm you down at this point?
Speaker 1: Just because I, yes, it was dumb, it was very working.
Speaker 1: More alcohol always the answer. So after you took your shot,
Speaker 1: what happened when you went back into the restaurant. I
Speaker 1: didn't make it back into the restaurant, So I opened
Speaker 1: my trunk and just to kind of like try to
Speaker 1: work out my nerves and just try to like recenter
Speaker 1: myself and calm myself down. I kind of just jumped
Speaker 1: around a little bit to kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: shake it out. Why is that bad? I landed awkwardly,
Speaker 1: and I think my knee hit the bumper or something.
Speaker 1: For somehow, guys, I fell into the trunk okay of
Speaker 1: a car? Yes, I fell into the trunk of my car, okay,
Speaker 1: and then the impact of me falling in caused the
Speaker 1: trunk to close shut us. Do you locked yourself in
Speaker 1: your own trunk? Yeah? Oh my god, like a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Did you have your phone? So? Yes? It could have
Speaker 1: been ninety seconds. I don't know how long, but it
Speaker 1: feels like forever. I realized I should call her and like, Hi,
Speaker 1: you're not going to believe this. Actually, I'm trapped in
Speaker 1: my car. Can you come get me out? That is
Speaker 1: a conversation you had with your date? Yeah, oh wow?
Speaker 1: What did she say? What? She doesn't know what my
Speaker 1: car looks like? Oh? So I'm trying to describe what
Speaker 1: my car looks like to her, and then I'm just
Speaker 1: pounding on the trunk, trying to make it much it's possible.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to punch
Speaker 1: out the tail ice if you get taken, leave your
Speaker 1: arm out. It's weird that you know that, and does
Speaker 1: Kayla ever find you? She sinds me, but then has
Speaker 1: no way of opening the trunk because the keys are
Speaker 1: in my pocket. Oh my god. At what point do
Speaker 1: you realize the keys are in your pocket? They're just
Speaker 1: right there. You can let yourself out, so you can't.
Speaker 1: You just unlock the car. You pushed the button that
Speaker 1: says trunk and it goes. Everyone has that. Do you
Speaker 1: have that on your car? Do you have a trunk
Speaker 1: pop on your car? I do have a key fob,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have the trunk thing at it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so at least at least you can open the door
Speaker 1: and then and then she can pop the trunk. There
Speaker 1: you go. Yes, when Kayla came out, like opened the
Speaker 1: driver's side door and she uses the trunk release. There
Speaker 1: she saves me. She's your heroic. What did her face
Speaker 1: look like for the trunk? She was not pleased but
Speaker 1: happy that you're safe. I'm sure, yeah, I mean she's
Speaker 1: really nice, but like I could tell that she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm done. The trunk you're drunk in there?
Speaker 1: And then the bottle exactly, it probably rakes too of
Speaker 1: alcohol coming out of that thing. The poor guy looks
Speaker 1: like a like an alkie and he doesn't even drink
Speaker 1: out ever. So, and this is coming from you guys
Speaker 1: saying that it doesn't sound very good. But so what happened?
Speaker 1: So she left after that? Yeah, so she left. I
Speaker 1: stayed around one bit longer to sober up before I
Speaker 1: drove home good. And then I have called her once
Speaker 1: and texted her, trying to apologize again and hopefully trying
Speaker 1: to set up a second date or just maybe another
Speaker 1: first date. Yeah. Yeah, you know, after hearing this story,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident that we can get you a second date.
Speaker 1: I think you're a catch. Well for anything, she's definitely
Speaker 1: going to remember him. Yeah, I got the guy that
Speaker 1: got drunk and trapped himself in his Actually, who knows
Speaker 1: it could have happened to somebody else. Think, well, let's
Speaker 1: find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: we'll call Kayla for you, and we're gonna try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Up. Okay, Warren, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that all who would have thought that alcohol
Speaker 1: could ever cause something bad to have it. If you
Speaker 1: miss the first part of the second date update, one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Warren met up with a cute girl
Speaker 1: at a restaurant, and before the date, to help ease
Speaker 1: the nerves, he decided to take a shot, and after
Speaker 1: meeting up with her, he was still so nervous that
Speaker 1: he went back outside to sneak another shot and accidentally
Speaker 1: fell and locked himself in the trunk of his own car.
Speaker 1: He's not a normal drinker, so he called Kayla to
Speaker 1: come rescue him, which she did, but then afterwards promptly
Speaker 1: left and now Warren needs our help. But before we
Speaker 1: get into this, Warren, I just want to say thank
Speaker 1: you for sharing your story with us, because I don't
Speaker 1: think there's a lot of people who would be willing
Speaker 1: to come on the radio and say something like this
Speaker 1: such a public form, So we really appreciate you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been kind of thinking about that. I'm thinking maybe
Speaker 1: I've made some stake, and also maybe never take a
Speaker 1: shot of alcohol ever again or call a radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you make poor decisions. Yeah, yeah, No one can see
Speaker 1: you though. I guess you're saying he's still in the trunk. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I think you just need to go into
Speaker 1: this confident because you do know what we're wrong. So
Speaker 1: you have that going for you. Yes, My hope here
Speaker 1: is that at the end of the day, this is
Speaker 1: a funny story that we can talk about and laugh
Speaker 1: about in the future. There we go. We're here yet,
Speaker 1: make everything okay, it always does. I'll just explain to
Speaker 1: her you don't always have a problem like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's going to be all right. Let's give it a try.
Speaker 1: We're gonna dial kyless phone number and try and get
Speaker 1: your second at update. You ready, He'll ever being all right, man,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi is this Kayla? Yes? Who
Speaker 1: is it? My name's jeff from the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh okay, okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: you listen sometimes, uh, maybe not. It's okay. You don't
Speaker 1: have to lie to us. Okay, yeah, all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: The reason that we're calling you is because we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called the second Date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: one of our listeners goes out on a date and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if the other person isn't calling them back, you can
Speaker 1: email us and we'll reach out to them for you
Speaker 1: to help you figure out the reason why. Oh okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: That means somebody likes you, yea yea. So recently you
Speaker 1: went out with a guy who had a great time
Speaker 1: with you, and he has no idea what could have
Speaker 1: gone wrong on that he has every idea exactly what
Speaker 1: we're wrong. Let me correct myself. He has a small
Speaker 1: idea about what could have possibly gone wrong. His name's Warren.
Speaker 1: M hmm, yeah, I thought that might be. Yeah, sounded
Speaker 1: like a boy, right, pretty memorable trunk guy. So obviously
Speaker 1: we know what happened, and Warren feels really bad about
Speaker 1: how it all played out. Wow, I commend him for
Speaker 1: telling you, guys, that's what I said. I think it's
Speaker 1: really brave of him to come on the radio and
Speaker 1: tell that story. I mean, what was going through your head.
Speaker 1: You're sitting in the restaurant, this guy is still not
Speaker 1: back to the table, and then you get the phone
Speaker 1: call from him effort. I thought he was joking, like,
Speaker 1: I thought he was playing some kind of jokes on me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't even know you. That
Speaker 1: makes sense because who would believe anyone. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe anyone. He called me and said, I'm stuck
Speaker 1: in the trunk of my car. Oh geez, Well, if
Speaker 1: I get stuck in my car, I know not to
Speaker 1: call out. Okay, so but you did eventually go out
Speaker 1: and find him. Yeah. So I went to the parking
Speaker 1: lot and I don't know what his car looks like.
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, where are you? And
Speaker 1: he's describing the car and it was like it was
Speaker 1: like a movie where you like hear the pounding in
Speaker 1: the trunk shouting yeah, And I was like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: I think I know which car he's in. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too hard to find, you're saying, so what goes through
Speaker 1: your mind when you do find his car and you
Speaker 1: get the trunk open and you see him. Initially, I
Speaker 1: was scared because I know how I would feel if
Speaker 1: I would trapped in a trunk, right, Yeah, And finally
Speaker 1: it pops open. It's like a fart came out. Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was just really nervous. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened, but oh my god, he took
Speaker 1: off his pants. You'd bring his box for brief but
Speaker 1: he took off his pants. Wait, he was pantsless when
Speaker 1: you open the trunk or after you opened the trunk.
Speaker 1: He took off his pants. No, that'd be even weirder
Speaker 1: if he waited to open the car. My hero come in,
Speaker 1: so he he was only in his boxers. Would you
Speaker 1: open the trunk? Correct? Okay, he didn't tell us that.
Speaker 1: Why would he tell us that? That's I wouldn't tell someone.
Speaker 1: Look what you're asking, why wouldn't you tellmember? Wasted? Okay?
Speaker 1: So what are you thinking? Why he has his pants
Speaker 1: off in the trunk? You don't ring through my mind?
Speaker 1: I thought that he set this up. I don't know
Speaker 1: this guy up. Yeah, I was like, am I gonna
Speaker 1: open the trunk and he's gonna like grab me and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the trunk? And then I mean
Speaker 1: I could see that going through your head after talking
Speaker 1: to them him though, I can't imagine. Yeah, he'd be
Speaker 1: the most frightened kidnapper because we spoke to him before
Speaker 1: and he definitely seems like a sweet, gentle type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I agree with you there. I mean I
Speaker 1: opened the trunk. The look in his eyes was just
Speaker 1: so frantic and scared, Like I immediately felt bad after
Speaker 1: my initial scare, and I just it was an experience
Speaker 1: for all, I'm sure. So do you think if he
Speaker 1: would have had his pants on when you opened the trunk,
Speaker 1: you would have stayed for the day. No, I would
Speaker 1: have left regardless. Okay, Well, I am curious though the
Speaker 1: reason that his pants were off, or maybe the reason
Speaker 1: that he didn't tell us, and there, luckily is a
Speaker 1: way to find out right now, Kayla, because I need
Speaker 1: to let you know. Warren's on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. No, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is a joke. No, this one's not a joke. It's
Speaker 1: fine him. Oh man, Kayla, Warren, Hey, hey, Kayla, Hi,
Speaker 1: hi Warren. Why didn't you tell us you weren't wearing pants?
Speaker 1: I mean, of all the other details, of all the
Speaker 1: embarrass a big detail of a day, and no one
Speaker 1: asked you to take them off? Maybe this is something
Speaker 1: we need to ask on future second date updates, just
Speaker 1: like regardless, just like, just so we know what was
Speaker 1: the situation with your pants? Why did you take your
Speaker 1: pants off? I thought I could try to pick the
Speaker 1: lock with the underside of my belt buckle, and so
Speaker 1: I took my belt off and then like moving around
Speaker 1: and shimmying in the trunk. It was working my pants down,
Speaker 1: and then it was just getting in the way. And
Speaker 1: I was also really hot in there. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is that true? God's truth. I swear I was really
Speaker 1: panicking and freaking out. To be honest, I'm lucky I
Speaker 1: didn't choke on myself in there, Like I was really
Speaker 1: really freaking out. Yeah, Kayla, what are you thinking here?
Speaker 1: I just feel so terrible for Warren's experience. We're doing
Speaker 1: a lot of talking right now. Warren. This is your
Speaker 1: chance to show that you're not the creepy guy that's
Speaker 1: trying to kidnap people from the trunk of your car. Kayla,
Speaker 1: I'm very, very sorry that I made a lot of
Speaker 1: mistakes on our first date, and I hope you know
Speaker 1: the reason why I made all of those mistakes was
Speaker 1: that I felt something for you that hadn't felt in
Speaker 1: a long time, and I was very very nervous because
Speaker 1: I really wanted to make a good impression with you,
Speaker 1: and I cannot apologize enough for those stupid mistakes. And
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really really sorry, Okay. I feel the
Speaker 1: sincerity and the warmth from Warren right now that was
Speaker 1: for kay still, like I was just happy to be
Speaker 1: a part of that. And that's why right now I
Speaker 1: think is a good time to ask, Kayla, would you
Speaker 1: be willing to go on a second date with Warren
Speaker 1: give him another shot, and we'll pay for it. I
Speaker 1: honestly think he's a good guy. Laughing, I agree. I
Speaker 1: think he's a good guy too, Warren. What if we
Speaker 1: went for a walk, no cars, no alcohol, no restaurants, Like,
Speaker 1: let's just go for a walk and pants on, pants on?
Speaker 1: That would be absolutely amazing. Oh, I was just gonna
Speaker 1: say it was the cheapest second date we've ever had,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, we will. Congratulations you guys, you got
Speaker 1: your second date. Thank you, Thank you very much. And
Speaker 1: before we go, Warren, you have to be honest right now,
Speaker 1: tell me the truth. Are you pants on or pants off?
Speaker 1: Right now? Pants fully on? He hesitated until the day
Speaker 1: happens Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.