Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
Speaker 1: his mouth may be a deal breaker, Steve love this letter. Yes,
Speaker 1: uh huh, but right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone. Call what you got that? Well, call
Speaker 1: everybody inside, so you know, let's give you one of
Speaker 1: them inside prank. This is sick and shutting. Sick and shutting, really,
Speaker 1: I mean everybody inside. Ain't you think it's time this
Speaker 1: relate to all everybody going through sick trying to be topical.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, so I'm trying to speaking hug you
Speaker 1: got him. I'm doing I ain't doing too good. You
Speaker 1: have been over praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: You know came over here three times in one week.
Speaker 1: My wife had already went through the operation and all
Speaker 1: that she's gonna be fine. I don't need you will
Speaker 1: we are praying three times a week because honestly, I
Speaker 1: think it's something else on your mind when you come
Speaker 1: over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother,
Speaker 1: You kind of hold it, brother, this bud, this is well.
Speaker 1: Your wife was on the second show didn't lift, never
Speaker 1: actually come back, requestioned that I come by. Okay, he
Speaker 1: ain't requested for you to bring your black to my
Speaker 1: house for no three times in one week, man, So
Speaker 1: you can cut that down with me. You hold it, brother.
Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men beast time.
Speaker 1: So what's the problem, Because I already know what you
Speaker 1: what you doing. I know you're trying to hilate my wife.
Speaker 1: I ain't stupid. How put your wife? I have a wife.
Speaker 1: Why would I happen to your wife? He's part of
Speaker 1: already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
Speaker 1: you up in here my white whine, no whine, not whine.
Speaker 1: Nobody at the house already know what you do. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Keep your black away from my
Speaker 1: mouth if you want to pray for my wife and
Speaker 1: play my wife away. Wait wait, mat wait, mante, You
Speaker 1: can't talk to you hand. That's what you're gonna now. Brother,
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother, not Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse
Speaker 1: me out. Okay, that's not even the way brothers should
Speaker 1: be talking to brothers. Second of all, if there's any
Speaker 1: laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying
Speaker 1: on you. Okay, you the lady in the lady, I
Speaker 1: know trying to my wife. If I find out on
Speaker 1: what you know not you mess around with my wife,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be I know, trying to do crazy. I'm
Speaker 1: just letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one more time.
Speaker 1: Keep your black talk around my First of all, I
Speaker 1: told you once again you can't be talking to me
Speaker 1: like that. Now I'm trying to be cool about the
Speaker 1: situation because I know you may be just up said Okay,
Speaker 1: I can appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and
Speaker 1: I'll be upset if somebody was coming back to my wife.
Speaker 1: Won't you want to show out with your wife. I
Speaker 1: spend my time with my wife. I do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Only anybody about your house, Maybe I
Speaker 1: need to come out your house and how let your wife?
Speaker 1: Are you welcome to maybe come come and come and
Speaker 1: lay something over there on huh God, trying to do
Speaker 1: holder holder one man, holdly one minute. I told you
Speaker 1: before being disrespected. Now that was a very idiotic tapment
Speaker 1: for you to make. Okay, that's what's going happen. If
Speaker 1: I kick your black drip my house again, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play this man, and then I'm getting on the phone
Speaker 1: with you, you, your pastors, any more of them, because
Speaker 1: if anybody come by my house again and I ain't there,
Speaker 1: I'm kicking your black that's a promise, you know, just
Speaker 1: that's it. Look here, brother, if that's gonna be any
Speaker 1: what's going on, I'm gonna be kicking you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pray to heal you. Just foot, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put up, okay, because I've had it with you, you know,
Speaker 1: And I only went by it to visit your wife
Speaker 1: because I was asked to go visit your wife. Now
Speaker 1: that was a problem. You should have called the pastor. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife, the church
Speaker 1: on the phone. Life. You want to do somebody you
Speaker 1: can meet me any place. Well, I've been man. You know.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I
Speaker 1: wanted in this town. If I be at your house
Speaker 1: talking to your wife, if the path asked me to go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. Okay, are you you know? You
Speaker 1: just you know it's you're like a stupid brother. Okay,
Speaker 1: you need to come to church. You need to you
Speaker 1: the one. You need to come to church more off.
Speaker 1: And that's the problem. You don't come to church more often.
Speaker 1: If you come to church more off, you wouldn't be
Speaker 1: talking to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about
Speaker 1: me and your wife because it must be something wrong
Speaker 1: at your house. You'd be worried by me fooling with
Speaker 1: your wife. Okay, so you need to check hut, Okay,
Speaker 1: you need to check. How about that? Why don't you
Speaker 1: do that? Why don't you why don't you just check up? Okay,
Speaker 1: tom and say you're the one that's cheating with with
Speaker 1: my wife. That's what that's all I know? Who Tommy,
Speaker 1: let me say you, Tommy said you're the one that's
Speaker 1: cheating around with my wife. Tommy? Who who is Tommy? Tommy? Who? Uh?
Speaker 1: This is a nephew Tommy man, but this is never
Speaker 1: your Tommy from Steve Harmar Mortin Show. Man. Your churchmen
Speaker 1: got me to pray ball, but not wrong for that.
Speaker 1: You know you're long, You're long. You know y'all know
Speaker 1: Highway to Hell, all of y'all. You know none stop no,
Speaker 1: you know y'all just you know y'all just go. You
Speaker 1: know I ain't no stop signs. You know I couldn't go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play for all of y'all, all of your
Speaker 1: brothers and if you Tommy Steve Hobby, but wrong for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna check him. I'm I'm couldn't go. I don't
Speaker 1: talk to you the moment. I'm pretty brother, man. You
Speaker 1: gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with the
Speaker 1: lab Man Steve Hobby Martin Show. Now you have baby
Speaker 1: too much time? Wait minute? What was the what was
Speaker 1: the word god it last week? What was the word
Speaker 1: be hand that everybody? Phenomenal? Thank you that one phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 1: That's what I need to hear. Phenomenon that was not mine.
Speaker 1: Now don't really apply here, but okay, right, don't not
Speaker 1: listen to the day says, can't you be phenomenally stupid?
Speaker 1: Can't you be that it was phenomena? It is phenomenally
Speaker 1: stupid again and he can't spell it? Spell it foel?
Speaker 1: Oh you know last week we had problems with him
Speaker 1: with this phenomenal if. Oh, that made it better, he
Speaker 1: corrected himself. Go ahead, go ahead, man, if I A
Speaker 1: n O E M I E n I A phenomenal?
Speaker 1: Oh nama? Now yeah nil n ai l Your nail
Speaker 1: sounded out? Sound The best way to spelling word is
Speaker 1: to sound it out. Could be origin of the word.
Speaker 1: Please phenomenal? Yeah, hell yeah, I can spell phenomenal. Let
Speaker 1: me hear you got something helping him? Listen, you're just
Speaker 1: as serious. Serious. That's how I spell everything. Now, waste
Speaker 1: no damn time hurting my head. Okay, I can use
Speaker 1: it in a sentence. Go ahead, okay, sir, i'm enominais.
Speaker 1: Would you like I would like phone nominails? Please? Boy?
Speaker 1: How can you welcome to phenomenals? How many phenomenals would
Speaker 1: you like? I would like phoneenmenaals? Please? Thank you very much?
Speaker 1: Oh heatd did you please heat those up? Heat? Didn't
Speaker 1: ja what you've been doing at the house? Man I
Speaker 1: have mastered piddling everything, pidling, Get old dog man. I
Speaker 1: have folded and unfolded every damn thing. Hey man, I
Speaker 1: can't imagine house arrest dog. I should not imagine arrest man.
Speaker 1: I've washed, I've washed stuff that's already washed. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you man, baseboys just got on. Just gotta en the
Speaker 1: loser's knight. All right up next week, got today's strawberry.
Speaker 1: Let us crack up.