WEBVTT - The Sick and Shut In

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter. The subject is

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth may be a deal breaker, Steve love this letter. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>uh huh, but right now the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone. Call what you got that? Well, call

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<v Speaker 1>everybody inside, so you know, let's give you one of

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<v Speaker 1>them inside prank. This is sick and shutting. Sick and shutting, really,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean everybody inside. Ain't you think it's time this

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<v Speaker 1>relate to all everybody going through sick trying to be topical.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Okay, so I'm trying to speaking hug you

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<v Speaker 1>got him. I'm doing I ain't doing too good. You

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<v Speaker 1>have been over praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>You know came over here three times in one week.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife had already went through the operation and all

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<v Speaker 1>that she's gonna be fine. I don't need you will

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<v Speaker 1>we are praying three times a week because honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's something else on your mind when you come

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<v Speaker 1>over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of hold it, brother, this bud, this is well.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife was on the second show didn't lift, never

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<v Speaker 1>actually come back, requestioned that I come by. Okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't requested for you to bring your black to my

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<v Speaker 1>house for no three times in one week, man, So

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<v Speaker 1>you can cut that down with me. You hold it, brother.

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<v Speaker 1>I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second

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<v Speaker 1>time I came by myself because she wasn't able to

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<v Speaker 1>come by, and I only stayed fifteen men beast time.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the problem, Because I already know what you

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<v Speaker 1>what you doing. I know you're trying to hilate my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't stupid. How put your wife? I have a wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I happen to your wife? He's part of

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<v Speaker 1>already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you up in here my white whine, no whine, not whine.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody at the house already know what you do. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Keep your black away from my

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<v Speaker 1>mouth if you want to pray for my wife and

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<v Speaker 1>play my wife away. Wait wait, mat wait, mante, You

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk to you hand. That's what you're gonna now. Brother,

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother, not Okay. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, you're not gonna disrespect me and curse

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<v Speaker 1>me out. Okay, that's not even the way brothers should

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<v Speaker 1>be talking to brothers. Second of all, if there's any

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<v Speaker 1>laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hands laying

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<v Speaker 1>on you. Okay, you the lady in the lady, I

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<v Speaker 1>know trying to my wife. If I find out on

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<v Speaker 1>what you know not you mess around with my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be I know, trying to do crazy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep your black talk around my First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you once again you can't be talking to me

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Now I'm trying to be cool about the

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<v Speaker 1>situation because I know you may be just up said Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be upset if somebody was coming back to my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Won't you want to show out with your wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>spend my time with my wife. I do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying? Only anybody about your house, Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>need to come out your house and how let your wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you welcome to maybe come come and come and

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<v Speaker 1>lay something over there on huh God, trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>holder holder one man, holdly one minute. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>before being disrespected. Now that was a very idiotic tapment

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<v Speaker 1>for you to make. Okay, that's what's going happen. If

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<v Speaker 1>I kick your black drip my house again, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play this man, and then I'm getting on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with you, you, your pastors, any more of them, because

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody come by my house again and I ain't there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kicking your black that's a promise, you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Look here, brother, if that's gonna be any

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on, I'm gonna be kicking you. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna give you

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<v Speaker 1>a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pray to heal you. Just foot, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put up, okay, because I've had it with you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>And I only went by it to visit your wife

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<v Speaker 1>because I was asked to go visit your wife. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that was a problem. You should have called the pastor. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not gonna disrespect me, my wife, the church

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Life. You want to do somebody you

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<v Speaker 1>can meet me any place. Well, I've been man. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted in this town. If I be at your house

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<v Speaker 1>talking to your wife, if the path asked me to go,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there. Okay, are you you know? You

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<v Speaker 1>just you know it's you're like a stupid brother. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to come to church. You need to you

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<v Speaker 1>the one. You need to come to church more off.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the problem. You don't come to church more often.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come to church more off, you wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me like that. You wouldn't be worried about

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<v Speaker 1>me and your wife because it must be something wrong

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<v Speaker 1>at your house. You'd be worried by me fooling with

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<v Speaker 1>your wife. Okay, so you need to check hut, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to check. How about that? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Why don't you why don't you just check up? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tom and say you're the one that's cheating with with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. That's what that's all I know? Who Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>let me say you, Tommy said you're the one that's

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<v Speaker 1>cheating around with my wife. Tommy? Who who is Tommy? Tommy? Who? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a nephew Tommy man, but this is never

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<v Speaker 1>your Tommy from Steve Harmar Mortin Show. Man. Your churchmen

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<v Speaker 1>got me to pray ball, but not wrong for that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're long, You're long. You know y'all know

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<v Speaker 1>Highway to Hell, all of y'all. You know none stop no,

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<v Speaker 1>you know y'all just you know y'all just go. You

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<v Speaker 1>know I ain't no stop signs. You know I couldn't go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play for all of y'all, all of your

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<v Speaker 1>brothers and if you Tommy Steve Hobby, but wrong for that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna check him. I'm I'm couldn't go. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you the moment. I'm pretty brother, man. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell me what's the baddest radio show with the

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<v Speaker 1>lab Man Steve Hobby Martin Show. Now you have baby

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<v Speaker 1>too much time? Wait minute? What was the what was

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<v Speaker 1>the word god it last week? What was the word

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<v Speaker 1>be hand that everybody? Phenomenal? Thank you that one phenomenal, phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I need to hear. Phenomenon that was not mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now don't really apply here, but okay, right, don't not

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the day says, can't you be phenomenally stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>Can't you be that it was phenomena? It is phenomenally

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<v Speaker 1>stupid again and he can't spell it? Spell it foel?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know last week we had problems with him

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<v Speaker 1>with this phenomenal if. Oh, that made it better, he

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<v Speaker 1>corrected himself. Go ahead, go ahead, man, if I A

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<v Speaker 1>n O E M I E n I A phenomenal?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nama? Now yeah nil n ai l Your nail

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<v Speaker 1>sounded out? Sound The best way to spelling word is

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<v Speaker 1>to sound it out. Could be origin of the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Please phenomenal? Yeah, hell yeah, I can spell phenomenal. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me hear you got something helping him? Listen, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>as serious. Serious. That's how I spell everything. Now, waste

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<v Speaker 1>no damn time hurting my head. Okay, I can use

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<v Speaker 1>it in a sentence. Go ahead, okay, sir, i'm enominais.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like I would like phone nominails? Please? Boy?

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<v Speaker 1>How can you welcome to phenomenals? How many phenomenals would

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<v Speaker 1>you like? I would like phoneenmenaals? Please? Thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh heatd did you please heat those up? Heat? Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ja what you've been doing at the house? Man I

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<v Speaker 1>have mastered piddling everything, pidling, Get old dog man. I

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<v Speaker 1>have folded and unfolded every damn thing. Hey man, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine house arrest dog. I should not imagine arrest man.

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<v Speaker 1>I've washed, I've washed stuff that's already washed. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you man, baseboys just got on. Just gotta en the

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<v Speaker 1>loser's knight. All right up next week, got today's strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us crack up.