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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter, the subject love

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Speaker 1: at first bite. Wait till you hear this letter. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in a little bit, because right now

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call what

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Speaker 1: you got for net?

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Speaker 2: It's time to hit the pool.

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Speaker 3: Some much time is coming here. Basically, the title is

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Speaker 3: naked lifeguard Naked what lifeguard?

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Speaker 4: Don't don't, don't, don't let this bother.

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Speaker 3: I know I ain't the only one on this shower

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Speaker 3: swam naked.

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Speaker 5: I know I ain't the own.

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Speaker 3: Let's go cat naked lifeguard.

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Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Carrie.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is carried Hi Carrie.

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Speaker 6: My name is Oliver. Oliver. Do you put in an

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Speaker 6: application with with the employment agency about looking for some

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Speaker 6: work as far as being a lifeguard?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Have you had much experience being a lifeguard?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been.

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Speaker 7: Doing this for a while now, back since I was

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Speaker 7: like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had as

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Speaker 7: many as like two hundred people at one time watching them.

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Speaker 7: So I'm good. I'm good at what I do. I

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Speaker 7: love it.

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Speaker 6: Very good. Very good. Well, i'll tell you what. I've

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Speaker 6: looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,

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Speaker 6: and I'm very excited about maybe getting you to I

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Speaker 6: don't know if you're familiar with it, but public pool.

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Speaker 6: It's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there. Are you

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Speaker 6: familiar with good, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I'm familiar with it.

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Speaker 7: They're near where I live.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in the back of there's

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Speaker 6: a gated community and that is actually the particular property

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Speaker 6: that I'm talking about. You coming out and working for

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Speaker 6: us there at the pool site. If we can get

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Speaker 6: you on Monday to Friday, we're gonna actually hire some

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Speaker 6: more college students for Saturday and Sunday.

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Speaker 7: What do you say, Oh, okay, that sounds great money

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Speaker 7: weekends off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off job actually pays

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Speaker 6: twenty five dollars an hour. Wow. You would be our

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Speaker 6: head lifeguard and we would want you to be there

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Speaker 6: from you know. I mean if you start at twelve,

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Speaker 6: it'll actually like you to get there around eleven thirty,

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Speaker 6: you know, just just to be prepared and be the

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Speaker 6: overseer and make sure the other lifeguards get there on

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Speaker 6: time and you know, we'll go from there. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 6: carry there's only one catch that actually comes along with

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Speaker 6: this job. We want you to work an additional four

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Speaker 6: hours from six to ten at night, but it's going

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Speaker 6: to pay you fifty dollars per hour, so you'll make

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Speaker 6: an extra two hundred dollars. How do you feel about that?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 7: I feel good. I mean, with the recession and everything,

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Speaker 7: I can use that money right now, especially during the summertime.

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Speaker 6: Okay, now here's the deal. This is in negated community,

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Speaker 6: like I told you before, but also it's going to

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Speaker 6: be adults at night, and and they are actually going

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Speaker 6: to be swimming nude. What Yeah, they're gonna be swimming nude.

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Speaker 6: And what they asked is if they're going to be

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Speaker 6: swimming nude, they want to make sure that the lifeguard

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Speaker 6: that's protecting them is going to be nude as well.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified, I'm a student.

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Speaker 7: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume.

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Speaker 6: And I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about you

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Speaker 6: possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week. How

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Speaker 6: do you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a week

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Speaker 6: for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely pay

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Speaker 6: for it throughout the entire summer. That should be a

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Speaker 6: big help, shouldn't it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: What? But I mean, I mean, are are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 6: How do you feel about trying it for a few

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Speaker 6: weeks and then you know, how do you feel about that?

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Speaker 7: I don't know? But I mean, you're.

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Speaker 6: Gonna watch over some adults who are actually just gonna

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Speaker 6: up on the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty

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Speaker 6: I don't seventeen fifty carry, you.

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Speaker 7: Know, I don't think I'm going to be able to do.

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Speaker 6: That seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of

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Speaker 6: you being nude along with some other people that are

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Speaker 6: already new. So, I mean, what's the big deal.

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 6: What we need you to do is come down. We're

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Speaker 6: gonna do some drills, some lifeguard drills, and make sure

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Speaker 6: that you're definitely qualified. But we're going to make sure

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Speaker 6: that when you do those, you got to be naked

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Speaker 6: as well. Okay, why would I have to do some

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Speaker 5: I'm on a radio lifeguard. What do I need to drunk?

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Speaker 2: Understand all that.

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Speaker 6: But in order we for our particular property, we got

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Speaker 6: to make sure that you're actually prepared and ready.

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Speaker 2: You know, I understand.

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Speaker 6: Well that's the way it is, Carriy. We need you

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Speaker 6: to come down and do some drills. Well, it's not

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Speaker 6: going to take a long probably about a half hour.

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Speaker 6: You come down, you get undressed, you get in the pool,

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Speaker 6: and we make sure that you're qualified to swim nude,

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Speaker 6: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.

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Speaker 7: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?

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Speaker 6: You know, Carrie, you know I can't go back and

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Speaker 6: forth with you. I can't now. I know you. You

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Speaker 6: know I looked at your resume, I looked at what

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Speaker 6: you were doing and what you're pursuing in life, and

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Speaker 6: I thought this would be a great opportunity for you.

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Speaker 7: But I can't be you. I mean, I can't do

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Speaker 7: that to my family, and.

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Speaker 6: You can no, no, wait a minute, hang on a second.

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Speaker 6: Now you can't tell me you can't do it now?

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, I yes I can.

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Speaker 6: So you get your down here in the morning so

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Speaker 6: I can get these drills done, and I want you

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Speaker 6: naked when you get here and get in this pool.

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Speaker 6: You understand me?

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Speaker 5: Who the hell you think you're talking to? Are you

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Speaker 5: some kind of pool timp? Lifeguard? Human resources are in pimp?

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Speaker 5: You're not tipping me. I don't have to come down there,

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Speaker 5: but I want to come down there.

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Speaker 2: You gotta bring tomorrow and get in this pool and

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Speaker 2: do this trill.

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Speaker 5: Do you think you're talking too.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking to you tomorrow. You do these drill.

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Speaker 5: You need to do is go get your Pamela Anderson

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Speaker 5: Baywatch because anything you're doing nothing new grass stop for

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Speaker 5: you all freaking I don't know them. I don't know

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Speaker 2: I don't give a move.

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Speaker 6: You know. Now, you get your down here and you

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Speaker 6: take the job.

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Speaker 5: I'm not coming down there to your front. Told tomorrow

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Speaker 5: and swim new and life go ahead, new for a

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Speaker 5: bunch of ronchy. I don't know who you think you're

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Speaker 5: trying to. I'm just trying to be nice to you

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Speaker 5: when you come home with that and then it's stud

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Speaker 5: But because I'm not there kind of girl, you got me? Okay,

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Speaker 5: you need to go get your Pamela Anderson Baywatch. You

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Speaker 5: know deep s diving. I don't know what you need,

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Speaker 5: but I'm not what you need.

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Speaker 2: You get your fluck down here tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: What you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 2: Who think you're talking to.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?

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Speaker 2: I got something I want to say to you. You listening?

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Speaker 5: You know where you You better go ahead and say

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Speaker 5: because I'm bout to hang up this phone in your

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Speaker 5: face right now.

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Speaker 6: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your girlfriend.

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Speaker 6: I just said this, frank you, baby. Your girlfriend pranks it.

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Speaker 5: You Alight, when I see it, she's gonna have one

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Speaker 5: less float. I cannot believe she d like this.

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Speaker 6: All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is

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Speaker 6: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 6: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: The distress in her voice.

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Speaker 4: I thought about it, and I can't do that. I

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Speaker 4: just can't do that.

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Speaker 3: To my family.

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Speaker 1: Right she really was.

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Speaker 4: Down Tommy. I'd have been down there for sure. I

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Speaker 4: wouldn't got my daddy. But Tommy, you kind of blew

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Speaker 4: it in the beginning, you know, you're gonna be at

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Speaker 4: the pool. You're gonna be like the head. You're gonna

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Speaker 4: be the overseer. I said, what kind of slave as

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Speaker 4: you're gonna be the overseer? I said, what did his

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Speaker 4: old ass say that he's younger? Be like the overseer

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Speaker 4: for them?

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Speaker 2: For that?

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Speaker 7: What point?

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Speaker 4: What point shall I bring out my bang and pick

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Speaker 4: a bale?

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Speaker 3: All right? The Nephew is coming to town Dallas, Dallas

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Speaker 3: Fort Worth, Texas. Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Live

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Speaker 3: with special guests Tony robertson the building, Dominique in the building,

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Speaker 3: and the Nephew himself will be the Saturday, June fifteenth

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Speaker 3: at the Majestic Field. That is Father's Day weekend. So

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Speaker 3: bring your father, bring your husband, bring your boys, bring

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Speaker 3: your well you're older boys, because it's gonna be it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be that kind of party. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 3: grown and sexy type of party. So we'll come on

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Speaker 3: out and hang out with the nephew.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next it is a Strawberry Letters subject is

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Speaker 1: love at First Bite. We'll get back into it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.