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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Yes? That Kevin Pollock? Oh? Really, you have

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Speaker 1: a proposition you'd like me to read to you. I'd

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Speaker 1: love to, but first listen to this. Over the years,

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Speaker 1: I've been damn hell lucky to see my fair Sheriff

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Speaker 1: true alchemy. By definition, alchemy this quote when a person

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Speaker 1: creates something through a seemingly magical process. And my dear

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Speaker 1: Tator Totts and Tonka toys, Like I said, I've been

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Speaker 1: witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. Not too long ago,

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Speaker 1: the idea hit me. What if I brought together the

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Speaker 1: right creative people and asked them to make shift up

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Speaker 1: based on my own twisted, demented ideas. Then I could

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Speaker 1: offer it as a podcast of this seemingly magical process

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Speaker 1: and I could call it alchemy. You turtleneck wearing freak store,

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Speaker 1: shut it or lose it. Well, after months of title tankering,

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Speaker 1: I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends to

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Speaker 1: another episode of cove Me This. Let's meet our how

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Speaker 1: comist shall we? And no particular order? Please say hello

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Speaker 1: Chris brought Chris? How are you? I feel good. Okay, great.

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Speaker 1: Look everyone, it's Joey Greer grea economics. What's the deal?

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Speaker 1: Uh always by that's right, another correct answer. I gotta

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Speaker 1: write that down. What would a super Team be without?

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Speaker 1: Mr Craigkowski? Hi? You hanging? I addressed to the left.

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Speaker 1: I addressed to the left, and uh, here he is

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Speaker 1: Mr James, He and James? Can you call it? Get Tommy? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Tommy's great. Tommy's great. Finally we've landed on This is

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Speaker 1: a good one to our very own Vanessa Ragin's on

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Speaker 1: the set of Indie film. At least that's what she

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Speaker 1: told all of us in the form of an email.

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Speaker 1: We have an exceptional guest appearance today. Please welcome try

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Speaker 1: like a casket. Thanks everyone, welcome, and thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. Thank you for having me. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene, shall we. That's pretty

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Speaker 1: damn exciting. Oh, of course, let's not forget Rafaelbrito on

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Speaker 1: music and Sound and Doug Bam took me forty seven

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Speaker 1: years to learn how to pronounce his name. Doug Bam

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Speaker 1: one of your oldest friends. Last week, a runaway train

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Speaker 1: blaze for fifty miles with non functioning breaks before finally

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Speaker 1: where the conductor and his team try everything while also

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Speaker 1: having to keep passengers calm oh man, oh man. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: It's not the coal. It's not the electricity. It's not

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Speaker 1: any gears. I don't know what buss bus. It could

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Speaker 1: be all of our negative thoughts here we go. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: Let's all just okay, just let's just just just think,

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Speaker 1: BUSTI just think positive. I've been thinking positive since we

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Speaker 1: first brought this up. Puppies macaroni and cheese, and people

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Speaker 1: don't think puppies is a happy thought. I think of it.

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Speaker 1: It's responsibility. I've gotta dog at home. We're sure it's

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Speaker 1: not the coal. I'm positive it's not the coal. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we checked the coal several times. I keep feeding the

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Speaker 1: engine coal coming back. Those just making the train go,

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Speaker 1: and you feed of the coal. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Actually, actually,

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Speaker 1: let's just take a second here, maybe a page of

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Speaker 1: the Angeless book. Okay, okay, let's just talk. Let's just

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Speaker 1: look around. Huht so fast, so fast, it's nice. Pick

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Speaker 1: let's all close our eyes and then not the one moment,

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Speaker 1: we'll look up and we'll decide what we're looking in,

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Speaker 1: hopefully to the same spot. Okay, look up, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at me. Take a place, take a place.

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Speaker 1: My mom's over there. She won't come back. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to sit next to you today, Okay, ma'am. Take

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Speaker 1: a place, Alice? All right, Alice, here you go? All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Mom. Can I have twenty dollars? This is

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Speaker 1: why I don't want to sit next to you. I

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Speaker 1: I was not looking. Sure. What's your name? Sit down

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Speaker 1: usually he reads to me on the train. I'm sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: He didn't have to try anymore, he just was. I mean,

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Speaker 1: gotta punched my ticket. Yes, you canna punched my ticket?

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Speaker 1: that where I got them? Chicken farm? Yes, Sison chicken farm. Yes?

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Speaker 1: important business and Tyson. Please punch my ticket, please punch.

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Speaker 1: the chicken. I have to make a certain delivery. Please

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Speaker 1: there anything I can get you? Just pretty hot in here?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to that. Where did you come from?

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Speaker 1: When did your board? I didn't see board. I came

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Speaker 1: from from Dylan? Dylan? Al Right, well that's a nice

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Speaker 1: you live there in Dylon. My grandmother does your grandmother?

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Speaker 1: You don't see the connection? All right, here you go,

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Speaker 1: you bet you. I'm gonna just walk up and talk

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Speaker 1: to the Hey, listen. Uh. They all think it's fine.

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Speaker 1: They were doing fifty miles an hour, but I've noticed

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Speaker 1: we haven't stopped in fifty miles. That's the part that

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Speaker 1: But everyone stay positive, rightsive focusing on a tree, Baks.

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Speaker 1: I gotta check the brakes one more time, Ponies, Ponies

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Speaker 1: to assume the brakes don't actually work. We don't know

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Speaker 1: They don't work. They don't. Was that a question? Didn't

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Speaker 1: we try to break? I asked, trying to bright it.

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Speaker 1: myself and my lovely daughter daughter. Yeah right? Uh? How

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Speaker 1: fun our father daughter relationship. May December. I see she's

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Speaker 1: a funny birthday and I'm alright, Capricorn the goat. You

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Speaker 1: do have tickets? Yes? Do? There's somewhere in my pants, Daddy,

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Speaker 1: pockets trying to find those tickets. Right. Are they watching this?

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Speaker 1: for fun. Right, that's right. I have a question for

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Speaker 1: We're having such a good time and trip right, just

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. So you're saying we're not stopping

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Speaker 1: in Tyson, just a question, okay, because we got on

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Speaker 1: in Dylan and we're going to Tyson. It's very popular.

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Speaker 1: Those are destinations today. All right, Well listen, I'll let

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Speaker 1: the hell? I have one more idea? Okay, anything? What

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Speaker 1: if we all just resign ourselves to death? To death?

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Angela, No, no, no, neat Tippy, I forgive

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Speaker 1: you great, great what for what for telling me to

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Speaker 1: shut up? Look, I've had a good run. I don't

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Speaker 1: you're cooking positive things. So we leave no one here

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Speaker 1: not stop? Let's write a note. Then, let's write a note. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm writing this Downal is beautiful and that we sacrificed ourselves,

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Speaker 1: our lives so other people could live. Do we want

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Speaker 1: to put death in there? Okay, maybe not, but we're

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Speaker 1: gonna die right Yeah, good point, good point. Uh, let's

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Speaker 1: uh to all the people. We are the United People's

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Speaker 1: Front of train operators. This message goes out to to

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Speaker 1: all oppressed train operators. Yeah, people, sounds, but it was

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Speaker 1: just breaks didn't work. Did we try the breaks? Did

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Speaker 1: we try to did we try to break? Did we

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Speaker 1: Sometimes all it takes is a woman to say something.

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Speaker 1: You know, I believe that. I believe Chapter five in

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Speaker 1: my book says something. I've read it. Your on our objection,

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Speaker 1: I keep shishing them. You're both in the jury box.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and repeat after me. I solemnly. She's leaving

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Speaker 1: Who told me? Who told you? Mr? Deeau? I'm over here,

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Speaker 1: With drawn, with drawn if you buy the best every Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: What's happening coming back here? Ever? Again? This should be

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Speaker 1: Ms Deborah, and that messes up to everything. And I

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Speaker 1: get that and you guys, yeah, can I know I'm

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Speaker 1: get up there. That is not fair, your honor. I'm

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Speaker 1: not particularly comfortable jured that wasn't world about to begin with?

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00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: Whose name is not? In fact Colton h taken over

414
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Speaker 1: in the bench. I don't think even prosecution would find that,

415
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: even legal prosecution. What. I'm not daredevil? Why would you

416
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: suggest that? What? I just want to check in. I

417
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: feel like I'm winning. Right, he's gonna bruises all over

418
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: his pinning. A man is dead. A man you were

419
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: once married to, you murdered. I don't I think you

420
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: could be wrong. I think we need to I think

421
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Speaker 1: you objaction. Could the prosecution please not state opinion is back? No.

422
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: I think that you are very good. I think I

423
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 1: think m every I think you would do with all

424
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Speaker 1: a big favor, huge famber. If you were to read, Oh,

425
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 1: I can't wait an excerpt from your book. I'm thinking,

426
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: uh maybe chapter eight, the last two sentences. Like the

427
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: last two sentences, yes, chapter eight. Um, then you would

428
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: throw the knife into the river, turn your back on it,

429
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 1: and never look that way again. Wow. Wow wow wow

430
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: wow wow wow wow wow wow. Thank you. Okay, Yes,

431
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: a very moving passage, your honor. But a knife was

432
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: in fact found in the river with Miss Devereaux's fingerprints

433
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 1: on it. I never turned my I never I never

434
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: turned around him. I don't turn around anymore if I may.

435
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: A knife was found with many fingerprints on it, my

436
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: client's fingerprints being one of the pairs found uh inconclusive.

437
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: One time I accidentally stabbed him with it accidentally, which

438
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: was entered into evidence. Yeah. Yeah, it's a matter of fact.

439
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: We heard. We even heard the audio of that segment.

440
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: What she lived through, the husband lived through that. We

441
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: have audio. Can we replay that audio? Get it? I

442
00:28:53,640 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: will fucking kill you, honey. But the knife down a

443
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: second comes again and again and again on purpose and

444
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: on purpose is and he lives You're on. I was

445
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: deeply affected by that because my my hearing is heightened

446
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: superhero Did they say that? No? No, I mean played

447
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: at that If you played at any other volume, it

448
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: would shatter my ear drums. That's how powerful my hearing is.

449
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: Is a dolphin, I'm telling you dolphin. Yeah, I just

450
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: think it's a dolphin. All right, guys, it's getting late.

451
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: We gotta wrap this up. So we gotta wrap it.

452
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: How did you get in here? All new respect to

453
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: the bench. What is happening? That's what we're about to

454
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: find out. It's up to our two jurors here. Is

455
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: he's either guilty or is he's not guilty? Other only

456
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: two jurors, by the way, and what number three and

457
00:29:53,760 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: four Colton, would you would you try to explain that's

458
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: my name you're looking at all? Right, here we go, Golden,

459
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: How do you find our lady gps or guilty or

460
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: nike um for murdering her husband? Oh my god, did

461
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: you do that? She's not guilty? Boom? All right, guys, well,

462
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: but what about I sat through all of the testimonies

463
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: and no one wants to even hear my verdict. I

464
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: would like to hear it. Well, I think she's guilty

465
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: of murdering her husband. She wrote a book about it.

466
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: Through a Knife in a Lake and the audio thank you, yes,

467
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: thank you? Are looking at me? Mind hearsay here's saying. Also,

468
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: the jurors don't talk. That's in the constitute. Just feel

469
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: like I feel like I feel like YouTube lawyers. Right,

470
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: we don't agree on anything. His finger quotes. I tell

471
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: you're doing finger quotes with the inflection, and just see

472
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: that you two aren't willing to adapt to evolve, as

473
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: they would say. I run a new age courtroom, okay,

474
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: with new age ideas, Scotch. I'd like to adjudicate from

475
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: the heart. Is that a problem? Is that a crime?

476
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: If so, lock me up? Look There's been a lot

477
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: of crime in this city ever since the Kingpin took over,

478
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: and my partner Foggy and I have been doing the

479
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: best that we can to bring people to justice. I'm

480
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: standing right here behind you. Do you see me now?

481
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: I can feel you, can feel your hot breath because

482
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling right now, you're I think I won right objection.

483
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: He's inner nose again, sir. Oh, yes, you have some

484
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: kind of sharp object. I just saw it, a shiny

485
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: Chinese object. The dolphins dy dolphin is dying. Put in water.

486
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: Get the thing in water. I don't know how to

487
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: do that. Kill you. Somebody recording this? Recess? Okay, recess

488
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: it is? Where's my billy club? All right, We're gonna

489
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: take a short break. Can be right back with more

490
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: of alchemy. There couldn't great. Okay, We're gonna come back

491
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: with one more. Let's see, let's see, let's let's fight.

492
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. This recently a man in South Carolina,

493
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,239
Speaker 1: when the country's largest Mega millions national lottery of one

494
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: point six billion dollars. We now take you to his

495
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: understandably crowded New Year's Eve party with his ever extending

496
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: family and friends, has anyone seen alright? Alright, I'd like

497
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: to make a I'd like to make a toast. I'd

498
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: like to make a toast. We love you, Dwaine. I

499
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: love it each and every one of you. Everybody, please,

500
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: everybody please, Okay, okay, I've brought everybody here for something

501
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: super special. Shut up and back. I can't possibly spend

502
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: all of the money that I've wanted, so I have

503
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: to sign out party. I've decided to give it to

504
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: one person at this party, to me, to half of

505
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: it to one person in this party. Wait, why did

506
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: you just go back on? Why you already change your mind?

507
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: The other hand, well, half of it goes to my wife,

508
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: and she's going to have half a hip. Can give

509
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: half of my money away to everyone or anyone I choose.

510
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: Can we set up some kind of competition that's I've

511
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: already got the competition dancing to dance. I mean, it's

512
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: not a dancing competition. It's a It's a competition of

513
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: wits and might and endurance and speed. Put the guns away.

514
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: Put the guns away. I would like to keep my

515
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: half and then also compete for the other half. Sweetheart,

516
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: you cannot compete for the money. You didn't want to

517
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: put your money towards the competition, so you can't compete

518
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: in it? All right? Lots of words, lots of words.

519
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: Are you're saying you're giving half to your wife and

520
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: the other half you're keeping half of that? My wife

521
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: got half of it before I even had it passed

522
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: through my fingers? What the hill about the government? Government

523
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: gets half? To write? Oh my god, how much does

524
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: the government get? Government's the governmath? I believe it is. Well,

525
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to wait, wait, wait, wait, So what

526
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: did I leave you with? I I didn't do the math.

527
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: I might be I might be a little bit of

528
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: trouble here. I did it. Cousin Phil it's two hundred millions,

529
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: So there's plenty. That's two hundred millions, were hullion. All

530
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: of you are gonna get two hundred millions. One of

531
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: you is gonna win one hundred million. You you got

532
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: you one a hundred million when we got married. Okay,

533
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: I think it's me. This percentage is getting smaller all

534
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: the time. Is this part of the contest? Were supposed

535
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: to figure out You're not good at my No, I've

536
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: I've never claimed to be good at math. Is this

537
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: in a skype room. It's kind of like an escape room,

538
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: all right, anything it's not down down as a clue everything,

539
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: pull everything off the same thing, stacked the gun. Stop

540
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: shooting this in my house. I found something something. Uh,

541
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: it looks look at this. Look at this. It looks

542
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: like an aquarium, real fish. If I dunk my hand

543
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: in your hands. I found a little treasure. Oh look

544
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: at that little what's in there? Oh? Oh no, it's

545
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: just like a treasure. It looks like a treasure. We'll

546
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: read it made in Taiwan. Right now. The treasure chess

547
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: goes in my salt water tank and it fills up

548
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: with air that it opens up in the bubble's code

549
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: of the top. Put the treasure chest back in the

550
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: you're saying it's not an anagram, it's not part of

551
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: the competition at all. Could you explain any part of it. Yes,

552
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: it's it's much like the Olympics. In fact, it's I'm

553
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: stealing the Olympics. I'm stealing it. But it's gonna be

554
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 1: a you know, part of well chess, chess and archery.

555
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: As wits. This sounds born. I found our cat, our cat,

556
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: Open it up, open it up. That cat is not

557
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: part of the competition. He might he might be misleading

558
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: to open it up. When we open him up, Phil,

559
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: could we just fight for it? I mean, it's kind

560
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: of a fight, but with rules and steps. The rule

561
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: the first one, it's a four forty. We fight for

562
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 1: four forty forty yard dash forty. Uh, you're staying four

563
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: hundred forty dollars and getting smaller all the time. I

564
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: don't each other, okay, right there? Four or forty is

565
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: a run. It's a quarter of them. It's one time

566
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: around the track, and if you did four it would

567
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: be a mile. I was not an athlete ever. No

568
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: one's ever accused me of that. But I just swallowed

569
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: on my gun. Damn teeth good. No one was hitting you.

570
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: I was hitting that does okay? I got it? Made

571
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: in Taiwan is an anagram for weight maiden. Oh okay,

572
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: all right? Who is the maiden? And why is she waiting?

573
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: Waiting for money? Money? This made already got money? Can

574
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: always here's more. You're not you're not able to compete

575
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: in this competition. Definitely. A four forty is exactly the

576
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: diameter of my house. Cousin, Phil couldn't we just try

577
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: to figure out where. I guess where you hit the money?

578
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean I hit it very well. You would never

579
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: guess who. Okay, look at it. There's a competition. You're

580
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 1: not just supposed to around a cold bricks billion. Don't

581
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: look like a lot guys. Put all that money back

582
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: out here. I'm getting out of here. Now. You got

583
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: to leave that money behind. I got one with teeth.

584
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: Leave that brick of money here. I'm taking my big

585
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: come back. Wait, so shoo us again? Yeah? Oh damn,

586
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: who's at the door? Hello, come on in? Don't just

587
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: open it's open? How do you do good? Are you?

588
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: Phil Specter? Did you just win the Uh? That's right?

589
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: And I Mrs Specter, that's what I mean to you.

590
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 1: I represent the railroad company that goes through Dylan Tyson

591
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 1: and South Carolina and your land is looking pretty good

592
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: and really wondering if you might be willing to I

593
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: don't know what I was gonna say by it, but

594
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: you already have it. I want to buy it. Can

595
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: I come back in? Can I come back in? Because no,

596
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: you're already here. It's open. Say okay, okay, I just

597
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: get like kind of bust? Are you government? Man, Are

598
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: you here to take half our money? Of our money? Yes,

599
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: well you can't have it. Okay, well I tried. Um

600
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: have a day. Will you take this cat with you?

601
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: We opened it? What jing? Hey, what's up? Bobby's still

602
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: working here at the liquor store. Yeah, I'm still working

603
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 1: here at the goddamn liquor store. Give me all the

604
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: god damned marba red you got this. Look at all

605
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: this goddamn money. I go and all that money my cousin, Oh,

606
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: the one who won the lot trail. Yeah, all right,

607
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: I got about half of his half now, okay, so

608
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: this is what it was, million dollars something like that. Yeah, okay,

609
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: So you just want marble rats and you know what

610
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: else I want? I want you and me to go

611
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: on road trip. I want you to quit your job.

612
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: I won't want you want to go see something. I'm sorry,

613
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Can I get Can I get ten? Get off of me?

614
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: Wait your turn? Sorry, I was just thinking there's no

615
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: money here, we can go see the things you always

616
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: talk about, like the big money means and whatnot. Yeah,

617
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: I was one to see crazy horse you so many

618
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: we could do that. They're still building that. I'll build that.

619
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: I'll build that in South Dakota. I'm just gonna leave

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Speaker 1: the ten here from you wait your turn. I'm having

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Speaker 1: a moment with my boyfriend. Okay, how much do you appazapa?

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Speaker 1: How much for the what he wants to know? How

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Speaker 1: line he can have. All right, you wait your turn

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Speaker 1: on that appazaba. I want to get this vodka. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna buy it. I'm twenty one, all right. If you

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Speaker 1: say you're twenty one, just take it. Okay, Okay, we're not.

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Speaker 1: She's fine that little yeah, Okay, I'm still drunk. Look,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got teeth. I ain't got teeth. That's why

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Speaker 1: you're my board. But I got a lot of money,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of time, and I got some

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Speaker 1: to be with you. What the hell has happened? Put

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Speaker 1: the closed on. Love is happening? I've ever heard of love?

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Speaker 1: Miss come here? Oh you see them bloody gums? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I don't want this happens happened now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: great Virginia Slims, take a carton. There's other people the

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Speaker 1: hell exactly? I don't know what's going alright, all right,

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Speaker 1: everybody listen to It's just like the opposite of a robbery.

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Speaker 1: You have what money the opposite? Everybody, This is a

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Speaker 1: this is a stick down, a stick down million. I'll

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Speaker 1: take just one one million? Yeah, all right, we'll take

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Speaker 1: just one. I'm gonna give you each one million dollars

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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna we're gonna turn the open sign

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Speaker 1: on the store to close. Can we get out first?

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Speaker 1: And we got somewhere to be. What can we go?

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Speaker 1: Can we leave it? Take this stack here and cut

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Speaker 1: us out here? No, that's good. Roan. Hey, little kid, Hey,

648
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Speaker 1: little man, I just want some gold, slugger, take this money.

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Speaker 1: I just want some alcohol siggs. I want some cocaine.

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Speaker 1: You got cocaine. Yeah, we got cocaine. We got cocaine.

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Speaker 1: You take what you want. Kid one, Hey, I know

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Speaker 1: you ain't. I know you want you don't have You

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Speaker 1: even got to pretend I'm eighteen a kid? You ever

654
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Speaker 1: want to see crazy horse? Done? Is that heroin? I'm

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Speaker 1: old enough for Look, this kid just wants drugs in alcohol?

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Speaker 1: Why don't want Why don't we bring Why don't we

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Speaker 1: bring him along? You want to get fund up. I

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Speaker 1: don't wear a seatbelt though, I don't need one. I'm

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Speaker 1: old enough. I don't need to wear sea Okay, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: but you don't got to wear seatbelt. We got a

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Speaker 1: truck anyway, and I like to master beat. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm old enough, Sure you are. You're all gonna have

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Speaker 1: to get off these grounds. Okay, we're still building crazy horse.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's not done yet. All right, Uh well,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. The stack of tans says it is doing.

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Speaker 1: this work site. Let's get just talking off enough. Give

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Speaker 1: just two toothless gay guys from South Carolina came here

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Speaker 1: with a masturbaiting teenager to see a giant statue of

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Speaker 1: a Native American hero. This is insane. This is the

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Speaker 1: most is the American dream, my friend, it comes are

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Speaker 1: bleeding mans. Hey, Bobby, what are you gonna do? Your

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Speaker 1: million dollars? I never thought i'd see you million dollars.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna honestly right, I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: into my passion. But what's that you mean? What is that?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to read the nails exactly. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: repurpose human nails for fake nails. So we're just gonna

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Speaker 1: hit all the funeral homes, clip all the nails we

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Speaker 1: can of night. It's so many unused nails and they

681
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Speaker 1: keep growing, and then we can just is it breaking mortar?

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? And put it online? No? Used?

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Speaker 1: I used tape. What do you mean this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be a store? Oh? The store, it'll be online only,

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Speaker 1: so I have to you. You make unappointment online and

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Speaker 1: then I come to you. Right, So, what's a million

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Speaker 1: dollars gonna dude? Well that's a great question. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: use it to build the website. I guess a million

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Speaker 1: dollar website. Yeah, yeah, maybe you could call it. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that'd be fantastic. I mean, who wouldn't go,

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Speaker 1: Who wouldn't go till the million dollars webs? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Ain't you demand it had all that money? No? I

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Speaker 1: was the man that had all that money, but my

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Speaker 1: family took it from me. My wife took it from me.

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Speaker 1: The railroads came through and took my house. So if

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Speaker 1: you're looking at me asking if I'm the man that

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Speaker 1: what all that money? The answers, no, lost look train

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Speaker 1: from Dylan going to Tyson and other stops are named

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Speaker 1: border now, but I get free rights. Yeah that's how

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Speaker 1: that works. Oh man. I will never forget Tyson nor

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Speaker 1: Dylan as two stops that I never got to go

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Speaker 1: and see. Uh, that's this episode of Alchemists. Let's go

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Speaker 1: around and thank our alchemists one at a time. Let

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Speaker 1: them weigh in, Tommy James Heeney, what do you got

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Speaker 1: for us? Every second and fourth Wednesday at the West

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Speaker 1: Side Comedy Theater you can check out bear supply correct.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's so what times that show? Nine pm?

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Speaker 1: Nine piecific Standard time? Uh huh? And did you vote

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Speaker 1: to keep the same time zone? I did vote to

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Speaker 1: keep the same time, So like it. I'd like it

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Speaker 1: to I don't care as long as it doesn't change.

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Speaker 1: I think there should be one world time for everybody.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know if you guys to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's called the UTC. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer Greer What's Happened? Also plugging Bear supplied. James

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Speaker 1: to Dynasty Typewriter. I gotta show they five and then

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Speaker 1: I gotta show it's November. Actually, don't say the month

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Speaker 1: over the year because these are evergreen. Episode November November.

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Speaker 1: Check it out Dynasty type dot com. Lovely Carla, thanks

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Speaker 1: again for joining us for special wishes and plans for

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Speaker 1: the holidays. What's going on in the Kowski fans, I

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Speaker 1: mean spending as much time together as possible. I'll get

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Speaker 1: your hand out of my pocket. It's a mother and

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Speaker 1: daughter affair. It's just my own. Sorry fanish I realized

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Speaker 1: it father and daughter, but that way through that. Thank

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Speaker 1: Tuxedo and Friend the first Wednesday of every month at

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Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy. The podcast I do it's called

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Speaker 1: Improv Yak and it's all about improv. Yeah, perfect solution

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Speaker 1: at Kakowski on Twitter. Also, the Craigslist podcast is also

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Speaker 1: with Carla Kikowski, and we talked about my favorite movies.

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Speaker 1: But I'm busy, so don't try. It's interesting that I

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Speaker 1: think it's important to talk about this. My Instagram has

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Speaker 1: just I'm asking the one person who's out there listening,

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Speaker 1: where do we find you on its at Chris Alvarado.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot to me. Okay, thank you, that's

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Speaker 1: very nice, and um, next episode, let's try hard to

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Speaker 1: break through why it means so much. Maybe that's a

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Speaker 1: good idea, don babe, Mr engine Star Doug Babe, rightel breako. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: d side project, as in not that side, but de side,

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Speaker 1: like I'm gonna decide on this, like so like the

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Speaker 1: other side you say that, like I'll decide this. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna decide we're gonna have Oh so I'm on this

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Speaker 1: side of that. You're that you're just not listening to him.

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Speaker 1: I sid that is correct. I'm Kevin Pollock, your host Jonas.

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Speaker 1: Next time, tell everybody you've ever met about alchemy this.

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Speaker 1: I listened to us, saw the various ways that you do.

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Speaker 1: We want to thank the how stuff works network? Do

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Speaker 1: we thank the mother Ship? Now? I think there's another Overlord,

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to be thanking Sophie Lichtman. Wherever you are.

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Speaker 1: We missed you terribly on this particular outing, but um

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Speaker 1: right to us. We love to hear from you. We'd

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Speaker 1: like some of your suggestions on which which se means

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Speaker 1: you'd like to see your name here at alchemy this

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's right, we're not kidding. Write your email

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Speaker 1: to your name here at alchemy this dot com. All right,

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