WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Why So Black & Blue?

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second date updates. You know, normally when we

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<v Speaker 1>do second date updates, we talked to the person and

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<v Speaker 1>we go, what do you think went wrong? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you not getting a callback? And they may be able

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<v Speaker 1>to cite one instance or a lot of times they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I have no clue. Well, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date update today has

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<v Speaker 1>multiple reasons why he thinks he's not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>So that should be fun. Let's start listing them, shall we. Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? How are you good? Ahead, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>your first date was not the best. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think it was that bad in the moment, but

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<v Speaker 1>looking back now I'm starting to kind of put the

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<v Speaker 1>pieces together and I kind of take a figure to out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is it something where you only have

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<v Speaker 1>yourself to blame or were they circum stances outside your control? Well, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess someone outside of my control. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of just got awkward with it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was made. So what's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that you want to call today? The girl

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<v Speaker 1>I want to call today as Andrea? And where did

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<v Speaker 1>you meet Andrea? On tender nicely? So it started off

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<v Speaker 1>great anyway. I love when anybody says that there's such

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<v Speaker 1>shame attached to it when it comes out of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not the place you want to tell

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<v Speaker 1>your mom, like, hey, look who I fell on Tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to take Tenderella home, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>tell us a little bit about Tenderella before you tell

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<v Speaker 1>us what went wrong on the date. All right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously I swiped right, so I thought she was high

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<v Speaker 1>the right off the bat. She's a good looking girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And then as I was looking through her pictures and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I's noticed that she was athletic. She looked like she

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<v Speaker 1>played sports and worked out. So, you know, she responded

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<v Speaker 1>back to me and we started talking. She's really saffy,

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<v Speaker 1>So I like that, you know, kind of the bantering

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth. Yea, how long did you guys chat

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<v Speaker 1>before you just ided to actually go on a date?

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<v Speaker 1>It was about a week, so I think that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of long for tender. Yeah it is. Normally it's like

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes, right, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, this is a long relationship. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys were practically tender married at that point. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about changing my status. Tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the date. What did you guys actually do? So on

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<v Speaker 1>the date? You know, we went to an oyster bar

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<v Speaker 1>um and she actually, yeah, I thought it was nice.

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<v Speaker 1>She said I could pick her up um, which I

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<v Speaker 1>thought was like okay, all right, you know, actually get

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<v Speaker 1>to give to her place. So when to pick her

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<v Speaker 1>up in that floor, I think I tarted losing control

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<v Speaker 1>of the situation. But you started losing control before the

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<v Speaker 1>situation even bad, Like yeah, yeah, I was listening to

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<v Speaker 1>music in the car. I wasn't saying attention, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all excited about her. And I walked her

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<v Speaker 1>into my vehicle, you know, if in the door floor,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be a gentleman and then give it a car.

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<v Speaker 1>I turn on the radio and then just damn like

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<v Speaker 1>right in her face, this music just starts blaring and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like talking about ing. I'm like, oh, like crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, so red. It was so embarrassing. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you did you apologize right away? I should have apologized.

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<v Speaker 1>I've did the right thing to do. Instead, I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like cut it down. And so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>did do you listen the little wayne? And she's like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I could see that'd be a bad suppression. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was. She's like, what's on this guy's mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Already picking me up? Okay? I know, I know the

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<v Speaker 1>tender and then the music. I don't think it was

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<v Speaker 1>looking good for me. Right? Did you recover from that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did she seem disturbed by your music selection the

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<v Speaker 1>whole night? It was a little awkward at first, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think I started recovering, you know, doing well

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<v Speaker 1>by the time we got to the restaurant. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we are talking, yeah, good and how how was the

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<v Speaker 1>Oyster Bar? Oyster Bar was delicious? I meant, how is

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<v Speaker 1>your time with her at the oyster Bar? Sorry, that's okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the time was a little awkward because, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we were talking everything's cool, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it'd be funny and trying to make a little

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<v Speaker 1>joke about you know, oysters aprodisiacts and she was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well in my head it was funny. It was funny

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<v Speaker 1>in my head. It just makes me roll my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is after she got in your car with

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<v Speaker 1>a song that was blaring about sex, and then you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>these are apphrodisiacts like. I think. The only thing I

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<v Speaker 1>could have said afterwards to make it more awkwards give

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<v Speaker 1>like a little wink or something like, I don't matter

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<v Speaker 1>what was your intention of the state? I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually liked our bantering on tender and stuff. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she's really funny and cool, and I've had hookups before

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<v Speaker 1>off tender obviously, but I kind of wanted this to

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit something more. Okay, Okay, So after

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<v Speaker 1>all that, did it seem like she liked you at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day or was she just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of there dude? Once again? And we

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<v Speaker 1>started thinking back up and then we get to her place.

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<v Speaker 1>I started walking here to her door, and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the stars were aligning. This is it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this many times before. I leaned in for

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<v Speaker 1>the kiss and then she's just going not not tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you feel when she said that I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit called off guard, honestly because that's never happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me before. Not trying the brag, but I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>good looking dude, and that's just turned down right at

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<v Speaker 1>the doorsteps. You know. I feel like there's two ways

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<v Speaker 1>you can say that. You can say that coyly where

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, not tonight, gotta work harder for it, or

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<v Speaker 1>you can say not ever. You know, looking back at it,

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of seemed like she's just a little bit irritated.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't know that she was, does me? Does

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<v Speaker 1>They thought like just like she needed a moment to

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<v Speaker 1>get away from tonight and maybe because thinking through decompress

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. Yeah. Have you tried to contact her

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<v Speaker 1>since your date? Yeah? I reached out Sarah and tried

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<v Speaker 1>texting her and calling her because she did give me

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<v Speaker 1>her number, but she never really responded. You should have

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<v Speaker 1>just sent her a link to that little Wayne song

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<v Speaker 1>you were listening to. I wanted a box of Oysters. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, man, Well we'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks man? All right, hold on Brook and Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Second date all right, if you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in for today's second date update. Oh wow, sorry, song

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<v Speaker 1>kind of came out of nowhere. It's Brook and Jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. That's exactly what happened to Mike on

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<v Speaker 1>his first date. He thinks that the girl might not

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<v Speaker 1>be calling him back because a string of things went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>He met her on tender. They decided to go out

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<v Speaker 1>to an oyster bar, but when they first got into

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<v Speaker 1>his car, he forgot that his radio was on to

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<v Speaker 1>a very inappropriate song. He turned his car on, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I had to look over her and go, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that romantic Mike, Are you ready to do

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update? Absolutely? Is that kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>the song that was playing in your car when she

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<v Speaker 1>got in? Yeah, except it was way way worse. Yeah, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>she denied your kiss at the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that actually why you want to call her? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I really feel like there could be something way

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<v Speaker 1>more than just a little tender hook up. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll dollar phone of her right now, get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I am little nervous, but all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello, Hi, is Andrea there? Yeah? Did she?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Andrea? How are you? My name is Jubil and

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<v Speaker 1>I host a radio show called Brook and Jewil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Okay, how are you doing today? Good? I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you were calling from the radio? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a morning radio show. What's going on? We do a

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<v Speaker 1>segment on our show called the second Date Update. What

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<v Speaker 1>that is is if you go out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody and then don't call them back after they

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<v Speaker 1>get in contact with us to see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and so somebody just emailed us about you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. His name is Mike, and you guys met

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<v Speaker 1>on tender Oh my god. Mike. Yes, Mike has been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to contact you since your date, but apparently you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't answered any of his phone calls or text messages

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't take the hint. Apparently, well, he took

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<v Speaker 1>the hint. He knows that you don't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>back to him for some reason, but he doesn't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>So he asked if we could get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and get that answer on the radio. Yes, did

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<v Speaker 1>you like Mike at all? Well? I what did he

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, guys, what do you know? He told us

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<v Speaker 1>how you met. He also admitted to us that he

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<v Speaker 1>feels like your first date was kind of awkward. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a point, I guess where he picked you up

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<v Speaker 1>and you got in the car and he had a

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<v Speaker 1>really inappropriate song blaring on the radio. He thought you

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<v Speaker 1>might have felt awkward about that. Yeah, that was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He also told us how you turned him down for

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss at the end of the day and you

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<v Speaker 1>said no, not tonight or something like that. He told

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<v Speaker 1>you a lot, Yeah he did. He told us all

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<v Speaker 1>about your date. He also said that he really likes

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<v Speaker 1>you and wants to see you again. Honestly, the most

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<v Speaker 1>shocking part of the night was when he came to

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<v Speaker 1>pick me up. He looked nothing like his cinder profile.

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<v Speaker 1>He catfished you. No, no, it's something he didn't like,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it wasn't like give it a different person. He

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<v Speaker 1>had bruises all over his face. What did wait when like,

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<v Speaker 1>he looks like he got this chicked out of him? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>What he did not mention that huge black eye that

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<v Speaker 1>lit like and I was like, oh my god, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say? He's so weird? He told me

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<v Speaker 1>that he like does that sometimes gets into like fights

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<v Speaker 1>with his friends, like mm A style in his backyard

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<v Speaker 1>a month, like like a fight club thing, they fight

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<v Speaker 1>each other. And so he was just super like whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>like no big deal, and so like just looks like

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<v Speaker 1>that a lot of the time because he and his

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<v Speaker 1>friends feat the shit out of each other. So he

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<v Speaker 1>does like Novice style MMA in his backyard, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>and he thought, I mean, was he saying this to

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<v Speaker 1>impress you or no? I asked him why his face

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<v Speaker 1>looks like scrambled a. He was like, wow, I just

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<v Speaker 1>do this, not a big deal, like holy casual. So

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<v Speaker 1>no big deal. Me and my friends just fight in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard once a month. Yeah. It was so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we could at least warn me that he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to look like you know, these greaters went on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I would you have gone out with him though?

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<v Speaker 1>If he would have said, Hey, by the way, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I do in my spare time, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to show up with a black eye. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. It's so weird that what kind of psychological

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<v Speaker 1>issues going to beat the crap out of each other?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what if that he didn't tell us any of that.

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<v Speaker 1>He just told us about your date and it was

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<v Speaker 1>all good, except for those couple of weird things. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell us that. He showed up and looked like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody had beaten him with a bag of pennies. It

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<v Speaker 1>was horrifying and I couldn't believe it. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know a little bit more about his backyard, mma ring.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to get in on it. Yeah, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get in on that action. Let's ask him about it, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's actually on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. What. Yeah, now he is not

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, Yes he is, Mike. How's he going? Ho? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? We mean, what am I doing? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to tell me. You could just texted

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<v Speaker 1>me or called me, and then I we have to

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<v Speaker 1>do this. We'ven not to do this. Period. You could

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<v Speaker 1>take up hand and just let it go. You're beating

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<v Speaker 1>me your number, so obviously you're cool to give me

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<v Speaker 1>your number, so you should expect a phone call or attack.

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<v Speaker 1>My god. Okay, Andrew, that first off, my face looked great.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now. I've never broken a bone or anything. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a little beat up, and for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>I want so they're you just a little beat up?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even that Bet normally looks like the face

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<v Speaker 1>with to a grinder, but this time it was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, And that's supposed to be attractive to me, Andrew. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a fight the night before with my bros.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know what you wanted to you're bros.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I didn't think it's gonna be that

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<v Speaker 1>big of a deal. Honestly, you stalled by my pictures

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<v Speaker 1>that I like athletic things and indy athletic things is

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<v Speaker 1>one thing. Beating the out of each other in the

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<v Speaker 1>backyard completely different. It's making me better. It's making me better.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't understand what what I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know why you're so upset that you should be

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<v Speaker 1>excited to have like friends that enjoy hanging outb So

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<v Speaker 1>that should say something about my social life. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about your social life. I'm I'm learning everything I need

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<v Speaker 1>to know. I mean, what were you doing last day

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<v Speaker 1>other night before? They were just petting your cat and

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<v Speaker 1>watching Netflix? Or what are you judging me? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening right now? Wow? Is this your Is this

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<v Speaker 1>your attend to like get me out on a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with you? Seriously? Oh, I just don't understand my

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<v Speaker 1>AlSi you're coming out like bashing my face, which it

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<v Speaker 1>already was bashed enough. Don't need any of that solacers

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<v Speaker 1>and black with joggling onto your chest. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>keep telling it was just from the night before. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a little cut, a little cut, weed, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I'm a man, I can handle it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big deal. Hell do you think that someone

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<v Speaker 1>wants to kiss a person who's bleeding all over the room?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Seriously, he leaned towards me. I was like, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to kiss that? Hell? Hell, Mike, I

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<v Speaker 1>support your mma backyard fighting if you want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>But why don't you Why didn't you warn her though, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna show up in my face is gonna be bruised. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was this the night before, you know, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hey, I didn't think it looks that bad. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>in comparison to other times Bruise told me it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be a big deal. I thought she'd be cool with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you plan a fight the night before a

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<v Speaker 1>first date. Like if I mean, if that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>your hobby, maybe wait till after. I mean, I get

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying there, but we planned this every month.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same day, so I wasn't gonna miss it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's the same day every month. It's more

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<v Speaker 1>important than her. Look sometimes, you know, I go through there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don'tly have like a scratch on my face anything

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<v Speaker 1>completely fine, So like what that night a little bit rougher,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll admit, but whatever. I didn't think it'd be that

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<v Speaker 1>big of a deal. And right now things look fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but you should come out to you know. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna thank you. Are you sure, Andrea? Because I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to ask you out on a second date with Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it if you'll go out with

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<v Speaker 1>him again. I'd rather punch myself in the face than

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<v Speaker 1>go on another date. It's really not that big of

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<v Speaker 1>a deal. I don't know when you're thinking this a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. Look, I look great right now, I look

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<v Speaker 1>see I look better than my kitter picture. Honestly, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not into this. I'm sure there's somebody else out

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<v Speaker 1>there who will totally appreciate it maybe, but not out Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, No second date, man, that's a bummer. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I really liked her. Yeah, I know. Hey, you know what, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes in dating it can give you the upper cut

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<v Speaker 1>and you can be up against the ropes. But I

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<v Speaker 1>know that you can get back on track and stand

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<v Speaker 1>up like the true champion you are and get back

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<v Speaker 1>into dating world and do your thing again. Mike, I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to come fight with me. I am not

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<v Speaker 1>going to one of your backyard brawls. Mike, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do it. Broken Jewel in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight, five to nine two says

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<v Speaker 1>that guy obviously forgot the rules to fight club. If

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<v Speaker 1>they followed those rules, maybe he might have a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>First rule of fight club. Don't talk about fight club.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed today's second date update, Mike wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl named Andrea. She wasn't calling him back

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<v Speaker 1>after they went out on a date. Why wasn't she

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<v Speaker 1>calling back because when he showed up to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with her, his face was pulverized. And it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that he and his buddies do a backyard mma fight

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<v Speaker 1>once a month and he lost. He lost badly this

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<v Speaker 1>last round, and he was all beat up, and she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to date a guy who has backyard MMA

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<v Speaker 1>fights with his friends. How can you blame her? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I would And who do you who do you

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<v Speaker 1>tell your friends that you're dating. Hey, he's having a party.

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<v Speaker 1>There may be some fistfighting in the backyard. But it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I like his confidence though he's like, I wasn't planning

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<v Speaker 1>on getting beat up the fight before. I was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's just last time, I totally won. I just

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<v Speaker 1>had a bad day. If you want a second it up,

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<v Speaker 1>they remember, I'll gifted his email the show, and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back, Moving

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two point five