Speaker 1: Second. And sometimes you start a date off and you're
Speaker 1: already in the hole at a disadvantage, like when you
Speaker 1: meet someone on Hot Latina Match, but you get there
Speaker 1: and realize, wait a second, I don't speak any Spanish.
Speaker 2: Oh not?
Speaker 3: Probably the site for you.
Speaker 1: Her four older brothers sure do like uh oh la,
Speaker 1: no blast Burritos Locos not doing good.
Speaker 3: I would have my brother's punch you too.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Tyler, knows that he started the
Speaker 1: night off at a disadvantage. We'll get to it in
Speaker 1: just a second, but first, Tyler, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, how are you guys doing your friend?
Speaker 5: I feel like I've been thrown out. If you can't
Speaker 5: laugh about it, then, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Mean you just cry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you doing? Your life?
Speaker 1: Well, we're ready to laugh at your terrible first date
Speaker 1: all the way to the end, but first, tell us
Speaker 1: about the girl that you met. Who is she?
Speaker 4: So? I matched with a girl named Ali out of
Speaker 4: dating app? Okay, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 5: I've been swiping left so much just as I feel
Speaker 5: like I'm zoning in on red flags.
Speaker 4: You know, But this one, surprisingly I saw none.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, that's a rare find. For sure, or a.
Speaker 3: Red flag in itself.
Speaker 4: Either she's not going to stay on the market for
Speaker 4: long or completely and that's fair. Maybe that's the wrong
Speaker 4: way to put it.
Speaker 1: I guess it depends on her model. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: took a chance and you and you swiped on her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we swept. I swiped right, and we really bought
Speaker 5: it on the fact that we both like Asian food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could talk about this.
Speaker 6: Plus it's an easy date setup, right that you're just
Speaker 6: gonna go get some sort of like Asian.
Speaker 3: Cuisine to sushi, to noodles whatever.
Speaker 1: Is that what you did?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: There was a There was an awesome sushi spot that
Speaker 5: I hadn't gone to before, but I had heard such
Speaker 5: great things about it, and I was like, Hey, do
Speaker 5: you want to meet there? And she was like yeah absolutely.
Speaker 1: Is that a red flag that she's so amenable to
Speaker 1: your first idea? Yeah, Like it'd be nice if she
Speaker 1: had some standards.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey's looking for someone more picky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to say you want Kiver.
Speaker 3: That sounds great though, and sushi dates are so fun?
Speaker 3: Did you share food? You talk about it?
Speaker 1: How to go?
Speaker 5: Well, so here's the thing I was on my way
Speaker 5: there on the bus and I kind of got distracted.
Speaker 5: I look up and realized we're at.
Speaker 4: The spot, and I went and ran.
Speaker 5: I dove off the bus, made it just the time.
Speaker 1: Nice Okay.
Speaker 5: As the bus starts to leave, I realized I left
Speaker 5: my glasses.
Speaker 3: On the bush, like your weight sunglasses. I'm hoping.
Speaker 4: They were prescription O.
Speaker 3: Taking your glasses off on the bus.
Speaker 4: I'm not completely blind. I got a stigmatism, but okay,
Speaker 4: I mean things are fuzzy.
Speaker 6: So she shows up and looks great. I mean you
Speaker 6: can't see clearly her features.
Speaker 1: But do you decide to go through with it or
Speaker 1: do you call it off?
Speaker 4: At that point?
Speaker 5: What am I gonna do?
Speaker 4: Hunt down the bus like there? Yeah, all right, I'm
Speaker 4: like whenever I'm going to go in and enjoy myself.
Speaker 4: I walk in, I find her.
Speaker 3: Oh you're able to see her?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I can see that there's a person.
Speaker 1: She's like feeling her face, you feel beautiful.
Speaker 5: I led with the name, and when she was like,
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, I found the right one.
Speaker 3: Did you explain what had happened?
Speaker 4: I did. I was honest with her. I didn't want
Speaker 4: to just sit there squinting at her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like you're angry when you do that.
Speaker 4: But here's where things get a little rough. Uh what,
Speaker 4: I can't read the menu?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many options in sushi.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of ingredients listed on some of
Speaker 6: those rolls.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't want to just go with like a you know,
Speaker 5: a rainbow roll or a spider roll or something in California.
Speaker 5: But it looks great.
Speaker 4: When I was like, hey, can you read that one again?
Speaker 4: To me?
Speaker 6: Like, I mean, she felt like she was looking into
Speaker 6: her future of being married at eighty years old.
Speaker 5: You think she's either I was a geriatric or a toddler.
Speaker 4: One of the food.
Speaker 1: So what happens is does dinner go okay?
Speaker 5: Well, yes, and no, we're not quite that far yet,
Speaker 5: because the waiter came back to tell me that they
Speaker 5: were out of like some of the ingredients for one
Speaker 5: of the roles order.
Speaker 6: So you got to go back to the menu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean eventually you get your food, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But she had to sit there and read the
Speaker 4: menu to me while the waiters standing right there.
Speaker 3: That's so annoying.
Speaker 1: So four hours after you arrived, they finally bring out
Speaker 1: your sushi rolls.
Speaker 5: We had a fun time until I had to go
Speaker 5: home and I realized I can't see the number on
Speaker 5: the bush.
Speaker 6: No, no, she's got to guide you to the bus,
Speaker 6: or it's a good option to be like, hey, I
Speaker 6: can't really see Maybe do you want a uber ride together?
Speaker 3: Put the address in my phone. I can't see that.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 5: So what we did was we stood there. I just
Speaker 5: had a nice little conversation while we waited for the bus.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, is this thirty five? It's like, no,
Speaker 5: that's ninety three.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, okay, all right, oh god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably not the best look on you.
Speaker 6: I mean, a bus departure is never a real sexy departure.
Speaker 6: I advocate for public transportation. Yeah, you know, it's not
Speaker 6: the hottest look.
Speaker 3: Always.
Speaker 1: Well, does she kiss you or anything? Or we didn't
Speaker 1: ask that.
Speaker 6: Sorry, we had we had a little hug you kiss
Speaker 6: typically come on, and he knows if the person that
Speaker 6: he hugged was actually out at that point.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call her and find out when we do
Speaker 1: your second date update. Right after this hold up update,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a second date update. With Tyler,
Speaker 1: who took Ali out for sushi the other day. Problem
Speaker 1: is he lost his glasses while taking the bus to
Speaker 1: get there. Oh man, And I know Brooke looks down
Speaker 1: on people who take the bus. I along with Alexis
Speaker 1: and Jose think gets totally fine and we one hundred
Speaker 1: percent support the middle class. Okay, yeah that counts. Meanwhile, Brook,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, has no problem driving her lambeau
Speaker 1: down the bus lane while giving the middle finger to
Speaker 1: quote the commoners riding public transportation.
Speaker 6: All I'm saying is him waiting at the bus stop
Speaker 6: with her not the best exit, you know, not a
Speaker 6: sexy exit?
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound Yeah, why are you shaming bus rider? You
Speaker 1: can lift sexy waiting for a bus. The awkward part
Speaker 1: was since Tyler didn't have his glasses, he had to
Speaker 1: have Ali read off the sushi menu twice and help
Speaker 1: him find his bus home. So, Brook, before we call Ali,
Speaker 1: are there any of their demographics you'd like to shame? First?
Speaker 1: Maybe some bicycle riders.
Speaker 3: You are making me such a villain.
Speaker 1: You're making yourself the here, Okay, and then say something
Speaker 1: nice about bus riders.
Speaker 3: I think riding the bus is great.
Speaker 6: I think public transportation help save the world. It's economic Okay,
Speaker 6: I just think that it's not hot.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that, Tyler, She says, you smell like
Speaker 1: p I heard you have to read in between the
Speaker 1: lines with books.
Speaker 4: Sometimes better for the environment. I'll say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't let her.
Speaker 3: I'm just bringing up a possibility. My god.
Speaker 1: Okay, getting going to get her lamb and drive off.
Speaker 1: Let's just call Ali here and get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of this before we lose the other.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait a lamb.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have I had a two thousand and
Speaker 3: six Super until I wrecked it. Now I have nothing.
Speaker 1: She sent the lambe back to the shop because the
Speaker 1: customizations weren't done yet. All right, here we go. Let's
Speaker 1: just call Ali and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Brooke is ride and Alli was disgusted by
Speaker 1: the bus thing to disgusting. We get here, we go
Speaker 1: a friend. Let's just call her. Hello, Hey, is this Ali?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's me, Hey Ali? This is This is Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning all.
Speaker 2: The radio.
Speaker 1: Yes, are you a listener?
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I.
Speaker 1: Can, I guess we're doing something that I guess you
Speaker 1: probably heard on our show before. Called the second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: so one of our listeners reach out for a little
Speaker 1: help named Tyler. Okay, is that a good laugh or
Speaker 1: is that a demeaning laugh?
Speaker 2: I mean it's kind of weird. He's reaching out to you, guys.
Speaker 3: Well you haven't.
Speaker 6: You haven't gotten back to him after your date, so
Speaker 6: he's just a little confused as to why.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you. What we know about your date
Speaker 1: is going out to sushi, and that Tyler admitted to
Speaker 1: us that he accidentally lost his glasses and left him
Speaker 1: on the bus. So it was kind of awkward the
Speaker 1: entire night. You have to read the men you do
Speaker 1: him and things like that annoying.
Speaker 3: Maybe was that annoying?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And very hard to believe quite frankly.
Speaker 3: So you don't believe him about the glasses, No.
Speaker 4: Not at all.
Speaker 2: I think this is like a whole shick.
Speaker 3: How would that stick, dick?
Speaker 1: Why would he embarrass himself like that on purpose? Can
Speaker 1: you explain he.
Speaker 2: Didn't embarrass himself. He made it up.
Speaker 4: So that's a.
Speaker 1: Big accusation there, Alli. Why would you say.
Speaker 2: That it was obvious like he could see and I
Speaker 2: even like put him to the test a couple of
Speaker 2: times because like I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1: Well, you can still see a little bit without your glasses.
Speaker 1: It's not like he was totally blind.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I have actually had Lasik eye surgery back in the day,
Speaker 2: so I know what it's like to be like basically blind.
Speaker 2: So that's why I could see right through him.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you saw right through him?
Speaker 2: It was a pretty packed restaurant, And it's interesting that
Speaker 2: he found me pretty quickly. He didn't ask anybody to
Speaker 2: show him where I was or you know, I didn't
Speaker 2: see him like struggling or looking around like me, came
Speaker 2: right up to me.
Speaker 3: You've had bad vision before.
Speaker 6: You know, it's a whole scale, right, Like some people
Speaker 6: can't see letters very well.
Speaker 3: Other people like me, I literally couldn't see anyone's face.
Speaker 6: But people that can't see other people's faces don't take
Speaker 6: their glasses off and lose him on the bus.
Speaker 2: I mean, like this was like totally sucks to me.
Speaker 2: So like I kind of actually did my own test.
Speaker 3: So okay, she pulled out a chart at please read
Speaker 3: the lowest line.
Speaker 2: You can't know, But like what I did was we
Speaker 2: had those like nice round chopsticks.
Speaker 4: They weren't like the wooden one.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like this is a good
Speaker 5: sushi play.
Speaker 2: What you like? I kind of like spun it so
Speaker 2: it would fall and it would like fins him and
Speaker 2: he caught it so he could see that and he
Speaker 2: caught it before it hit the floor.
Speaker 1: The sushi, the chopsticks rolled off the table and he was.
Speaker 2: Able to he caught it, yeah, firsthand.
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know Brook is acting about this
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 6: I know, because you didn't read, like letters are different
Speaker 6: than seeing an actual object fall off a table.
Speaker 3: Of course, he said his vision wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: I love it how I love seeing how the blind
Speaker 1: will stand up for their fellow blind. But before we
Speaker 1: take the next step in this call, we need to
Speaker 1: address what Brooke has been saying here. Why would he
Speaker 1: do though? Why would why would he lie about having
Speaker 1: bad visions? What purpose does.
Speaker 2: I mean? I think I know why. I think it's
Speaker 2: because like when we went outside and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, like I can't see the boss number. Can
Speaker 2: you take me home? Just give me a ride, like.
Speaker 3: You know, to get a ride out of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he I think this is his thing. Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't see, so like, let's go to my place.
Speaker 2: I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: Someone with.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know about I don't know how I feel
Speaker 1: about this. But the only way to really gets to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it is to have Tyler himself come
Speaker 1: on the phone. And as you know, he's been listening
Speaker 1: on the other line this entire time. ALI, unless he's
Speaker 1: suddenly deaf too, Tyler, Tyler you there, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm here.
Speaker 3: Oh Tyler, you got something explaining to do?
Speaker 4: It sounds like, I think the craziest thing I've ever heard, honestly, Like,
Speaker 4: why would I do something like that? That's just I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm on. This is why I wasn't like picking up
Speaker 4: sushi and smacking it on both sides of my face
Speaker 4: before I put it out of my mouth? Bold, How
Speaker 4: did not disabled to that degree?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well how about this, Tyler? Like I need
Speaker 1: to ask you, were you playing it up at all?
Speaker 1: Like leaning into a little bit of the blurriness to
Speaker 1: get a little sympathy.
Speaker 6: I mean, it does sound like he was trying to
Speaker 6: use it as an opening to get back to her house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with that or with the menu like it is
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 4: You know what, Let's go all the way and say,
Speaker 4: what a what if she's telling the truth, What if
Speaker 4: she's right that I made the whole thing up. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying I did, Okay, I did. What I'm saying
Speaker 4: is that the worst thing ever, I guess.
Speaker 6: I see, using someone's sympathy to get in their pants
Speaker 6: is not usually a good thing.
Speaker 4: I'm saying I was doing that.
Speaker 5: I was I'm I'm not.
Speaker 4: Saying I was doing that at all, But I'm saying,
Speaker 4: if this is there's no way I'm gonna be able
Speaker 4: to convince her one way or the other. So let's say,
Speaker 4: let's say she's one hundred percent right and I was
Speaker 4: just trying to spend some more time with an amazing person.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad it's not a bad strategy.
Speaker 1: It's a good move. But what I'm hearing here, Tyler,
Speaker 1: is that you did maybe play it up a little
Speaker 1: bit more than you had to just to get onto
Speaker 1: Ali's good side.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that there's I'm not I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just saying that I'm bored from
Speaker 2: this conversation. You talk a lot, Wrap it up.
Speaker 1: I'm with Alli. I'm a little bit bored here too,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna ask Ali, we'd like to send
Speaker 1: you out on another date with Tyler with his glasses
Speaker 1: on this time, so no excuse.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, he made this up. It was extremely
Speaker 2: desperate and pathetic. And I believe he's done this a
Speaker 2: few times before, and it's got to stop.
Speaker 3: Go to It's all on the side. Until he started talking,
Speaker 3: it does sound like he's.
Speaker 4: That's fine, guys, that's fine, you want to go on
Speaker 4: a date with me. I will say, I've got another
Speaker 4: girl that I'd like you guys to call, and I
Speaker 4: just can't quite see her number. Got it done? I
Speaker 4: think we think this work, you.
Speaker 1: Know, rook Jeffrey in the morning. The funny thing is,
Speaker 1: after we got off the air, he really did email
Speaker 1: over a few numbers for us. I thought he was kidding.
Speaker 3: Guy, dude, what a stick. I was totally defending him to.
Speaker 1: I know, I believe you too. Oh, there's all kinds
Speaker 1: of different vision problems. Maybe it really does work though,
Speaker 1: maybe a little sympathy move is the way to go.
Speaker 3: That is never the way to go, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Well, and you know what, it does make me think
Speaker 1: twice about helping people across the street when they say
Speaker 1: they can't see anybody else with me. Oh really, Grandma really,
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm scared, but you don't need that cane either.
Speaker 3: My hat.
Speaker 1: I'm the same lesson learned. I can't trust anybody, but
Speaker 1: if you do want to trust us, you can always
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call the person was calling you back.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,