WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Blurred Signs

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<v Speaker 1>Second. And sometimes you start a date off and you're

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<v Speaker 1>already in the hole at a disadvantage, like when you

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<v Speaker 1>meet someone on Hot Latina Match, but you get there

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<v Speaker 1>and realize, wait a second, I don't speak any Spanish.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably the site for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Her four older brothers sure do like uh oh la,

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<v Speaker 1>no blast Burritos Locos not doing good.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have my brother's punch you too.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners, Tyler, knows that he started the

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<v Speaker 1>night off at a disadvantage. We'll get to it in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second, but first, Tyler, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how are you guys doing your friend?

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I've been thrown out. If you can't

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<v Speaker 5>laugh about it, then, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean you just cry?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what are you doing? Your life?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're ready to laugh at your terrible first date

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<v Speaker 1>all the way to the end, but first, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl that you met. Who is she?

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<v Speaker 4>So? I matched with a girl named Ali out of

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<v Speaker 4>dating app? Okay, I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been swiping left so much just as I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like I'm zoning in on red flags.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, But this one, surprisingly I saw none.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Okay, that's a rare find. For sure, or a.

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<v Speaker 3>Red flag in itself.

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<v Speaker 4>Either she's not going to stay on the market for

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<v Speaker 4>long or completely and that's fair. Maybe that's the wrong

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<v Speaker 4>way to put it.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it depends on her model. Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>took a chance and you and you swiped on her.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we swept. I swiped right, and we really bought

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<v Speaker 5>it on the fact that we both like Asian food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we could talk about this.

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<v Speaker 6>Plus it's an easy date setup, right that you're just

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<v Speaker 6>gonna go get some sort of like Asian.

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<v Speaker 3>Cuisine to sushi, to noodles whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you did?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>There was a There was an awesome sushi spot that

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<v Speaker 5>I hadn't gone to before, but I had heard such

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<v Speaker 5>great things about it, and I was like, Hey, do

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<v Speaker 5>you want to meet there? And she was like yeah absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a red flag that she's so amenable to

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<v Speaker 1>your first idea? Yeah, Like it'd be nice if she

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<v Speaker 1>had some standards.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey's looking for someone more picky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to say you want Kiver.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds great though, and sushi dates are so fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you share food? You talk about it?

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<v Speaker 1>How to go?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, so here's the thing I was on my way

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<v Speaker 5>there on the bus and I kind of got distracted.

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<v Speaker 5>I look up and realized we're at.

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<v Speaker 4>The spot, and I went and ran.

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<v Speaker 5>I dove off the bus, made it just the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>As the bus starts to leave, I realized I left

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<v Speaker 5>my glasses.

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<v Speaker 3>On the bush, like your weight sunglasses. I'm hoping.

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<v Speaker 4>They were prescription O.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking your glasses off on the bus.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not completely blind. I got a stigmatism, but okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean things are fuzzy.

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<v Speaker 6>So she shows up and looks great. I mean you

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<v Speaker 6>can't see clearly her features.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you decide to go through with it or

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<v Speaker 1>do you call it off?

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<v Speaker 4>At that point?

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<v Speaker 5>What am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 4>Hunt down the bus like there? Yeah, all right, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>like whenever I'm going to go in and enjoy myself.

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<v Speaker 4>I walk in, I find her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're able to see her?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, I can see that there's a person.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like feeling her face, you feel beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>I led with the name, and when she was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, okay, I found the right one.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you explain what had happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I did. I was honest with her. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to just sit there squinting at her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks like you're angry when you do that.

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<v Speaker 4>But here's where things get a little rough. Uh what,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't read the menu?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's so many options in sushi.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there's a lot of ingredients listed on some of

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<v Speaker 6>those rolls.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't want to just go with like a you know,

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<v Speaker 5>a rainbow roll or a spider roll or something in California.

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<v Speaker 5>But it looks great.

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<v Speaker 4>When I was like, hey, can you read that one again?

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<v Speaker 4>To me?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, I mean, she felt like she was looking into

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<v Speaker 6>her future of being married at eighty years old.

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<v Speaker 5>You think she's either I was a geriatric or a toddler.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the food.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens is does dinner go okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yes, and no, we're not quite that far yet,

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<v Speaker 5>because the waiter came back to tell me that they

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<v Speaker 5>were out of like some of the ingredients for one

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<v Speaker 5>of the roles order.

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<v Speaker 6>So you got to go back to the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I mean eventually you get your food, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But she had to sit there and read the

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<v Speaker 4>menu to me while the waiters standing right there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>So four hours after you arrived, they finally bring out

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<v Speaker 1>your sushi rolls.

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<v Speaker 5>We had a fun time until I had to go

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<v Speaker 5>home and I realized I can't see the number on

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<v Speaker 5>the bush.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, she's got to guide you to the bus,

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<v Speaker 6>or it's a good option to be like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 6>can't really see Maybe do you want a uber ride together?

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<v Speaker 3>Put the address in my phone. I can't see that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>So what we did was we stood there. I just

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<v Speaker 5>had a nice little conversation while we waited for the bus.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, oh, is this thirty five? It's like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's ninety three.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh, okay, all right, oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's probably not the best look on you.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, a bus departure is never a real sexy departure.

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<v Speaker 6>I advocate for public transportation. Yeah, you know, it's not

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<v Speaker 6>the hottest look.

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<v Speaker 3>Always.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, does she kiss you or anything? Or we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask that.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, we had we had a little hug you kiss

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<v Speaker 6>typically come on, and he knows if the person that

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<v Speaker 6>he hugged was actually out at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna call her and find out when we do

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. Right after this hold up update,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the middle of a second date update. With Tyler,

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<v Speaker 1>who took Ali out for sushi the other day. Problem

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<v Speaker 1>is he lost his glasses while taking the bus to

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<v Speaker 1>get there. Oh man, And I know Brooke looks down

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<v Speaker 1>on people who take the bus. I along with Alexis

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<v Speaker 1>and Jose think gets totally fine and we one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent support the middle class. Okay, yeah that counts. Meanwhile, Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, has no problem driving her lambeau

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<v Speaker 1>down the bus lane while giving the middle finger to

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<v Speaker 1>quote the commoners riding public transportation.

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<v Speaker 6>All I'm saying is him waiting at the bus stop

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<v Speaker 6>with her not the best exit, you know, not a

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<v Speaker 6>sexy exit?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't sound Yeah, why are you shaming bus rider? You

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<v Speaker 1>can lift sexy waiting for a bus. The awkward part

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<v Speaker 1>was since Tyler didn't have his glasses, he had to

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<v Speaker 1>have Ali read off the sushi menu twice and help

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<v Speaker 1>him find his bus home. So, Brook, before we call Ali,

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<v Speaker 1>are there any of their demographics you'd like to shame? First?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some bicycle riders.

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<v Speaker 3>You are making me such a villain.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making yourself the here, Okay, and then say something

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<v Speaker 1>nice about bus riders.

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<v Speaker 3>I think riding the bus is great.

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<v Speaker 6>I think public transportation help save the world. It's economic Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>I just think that it's not hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that, Tyler, She says, you smell like

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<v Speaker 1>p I heard you have to read in between the

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<v Speaker 1>lines with books.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes better for the environment. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let her.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just bringing up a possibility. My god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, getting going to get her lamb and drive off.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just call Ali here and get to the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>of this before we lose the other.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, wait, wait a lamb.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't have I had a two thousand and

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<v Speaker 3>six Super until I wrecked it. Now I have nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>She sent the lambe back to the shop because the

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<v Speaker 1>customizations weren't done yet. All right, here we go. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just call Ali and see what she has to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe Brooke is ride and Alli was disgusted by

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<v Speaker 1>the bus thing to disgusting. We get here, we go

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<v Speaker 1>a friend. Let's just call her. Hello, Hey, is this Ali?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's me, Hey Ali? This is This is Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning all.

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<v Speaker 2>The radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, are you a listener?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can, I guess we're doing something that I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>probably heard on our show before. Called the second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so one of our listeners reach out for a little

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<v Speaker 1>help named Tyler. Okay, is that a good laugh or

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<v Speaker 1>is that a demeaning laugh?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's kind of weird. He's reaching out to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you haven't.

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<v Speaker 6>You haven't gotten back to him after your date, so

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<v Speaker 6>he's just a little confused as to why.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, i'll tell you. What we know about your date

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<v Speaker 1>is going out to sushi, and that Tyler admitted to

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<v Speaker 1>us that he accidentally lost his glasses and left him

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<v Speaker 1>on the bus. So it was kind of awkward the

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<v Speaker 1>entire night. You have to read the men you do

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<v Speaker 1>him and things like that annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe was that annoying?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And very hard to believe quite frankly.

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<v Speaker 3>So you don't believe him about the glasses, No.

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<v Speaker 4>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is like a whole shick.

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<v Speaker 3>How would that stick, dick?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he embarrass himself like that on purpose? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you explain he.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't embarrass himself. He made it up.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Big accusation there, Alli. Why would you say.

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<v Speaker 2>That it was obvious like he could see and I

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<v Speaker 2>even like put him to the test a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>times because like I didn't buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you can still see a little bit without your glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like he was totally blind.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I have actually had Lasik eye surgery back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>so I know what it's like to be like basically blind.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why I could see right through him.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean you saw right through him?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a pretty packed restaurant, And it's interesting that

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<v Speaker 2>he found me pretty quickly. He didn't ask anybody to

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<v Speaker 2>show him where I was or you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see him like struggling or looking around like me, came

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<v Speaker 2>right up to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You've had bad vision before.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's a whole scale, right, Like some people

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<v Speaker 6>can't see letters very well.

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<v Speaker 3>Other people like me, I literally couldn't see anyone's face.

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<v Speaker 6>But people that can't see other people's faces don't take

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<v Speaker 6>their glasses off and lose him on the bus.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like this was like totally sucks to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So like I kind of actually did my own test.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, she pulled out a chart at please read

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<v Speaker 3>the lowest line.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't know, But like what I did was we

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<v Speaker 2>had those like nice round chopsticks.

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<v Speaker 4>They weren't like the wooden one.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean, Like this is a good

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<v Speaker 5>sushi play.

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<v Speaker 2>What you like? I kind of like spun it so

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<v Speaker 2>it would fall and it would like fins him and

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<v Speaker 2>he caught it so he could see that and he

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<v Speaker 2>caught it before it hit the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>The sushi, the chopsticks rolled off the table and he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Able to he caught it, yeah, firsthand.

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<v Speaker 1>So like, I don't know Brook is acting about this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing.

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<v Speaker 6>I know, because you didn't read, like letters are different

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<v Speaker 6>than seeing an actual object fall off a table.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, he said his vision wasn't that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it how I love seeing how the blind

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<v Speaker 1>will stand up for their fellow blind. But before we

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<v Speaker 1>take the next step in this call, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>address what Brooke has been saying here. Why would he

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<v Speaker 1>do though? Why would why would he lie about having

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<v Speaker 1>bad visions? What purpose does.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? I think I know why. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>because like when we went outside and he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like I can't see the boss number. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you take me home? Just give me a ride, like.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, to get a ride out of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he I think this is his thing. Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see, so like, let's go to my place.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone with.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about I don't know how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>about this. But the only way to really gets to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of it is to have Tyler himself come

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. And as you know, he's been listening

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line this entire time. ALI, unless he's

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly deaf too, Tyler, Tyler you there, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Tyler, you got something explaining to do?

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like, I think the craziest thing I've ever heard, honestly, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>why would I do something like that? That's just I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on. This is why I wasn't like picking up

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<v Speaker 4>sushi and smacking it on both sides of my face

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<v Speaker 4>before I put it out of my mouth? Bold, How

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<v Speaker 4>did not disabled to that degree?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, well how about this, Tyler? Like I need

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you, were you playing it up at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Like leaning into a little bit of the blurriness to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little sympathy.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, it does sound like he was trying to

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<v Speaker 6>use it as an opening to get back to her house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with that or with the menu like it is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, Let's go all the way and say,

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<v Speaker 4>what a what if she's telling the truth, What if

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<v Speaker 4>she's right that I made the whole thing up. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not saying I did, Okay, I did. What I'm saying

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<v Speaker 4>is that the worst thing ever, I guess.

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<v Speaker 6>I see, using someone's sympathy to get in their pants

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<v Speaker 6>is not usually a good thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying I was doing that.

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<v Speaker 5>I was I'm I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Saying I was doing that at all, But I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 4>if this is there's no way I'm gonna be able

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<v Speaker 4>to convince her one way or the other. So let's say,

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<v Speaker 4>let's say she's one hundred percent right and I was

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<v Speaker 4>just trying to spend some more time with an amazing person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a bad it's not a bad strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good move. But what I'm hearing here, Tyler,

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<v Speaker 1>is that you did maybe play it up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more than you had to just to get onto

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<v Speaker 1>Ali's good side.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying that there's I'm not I'm not saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm just saying that I'm bored from

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation. You talk a lot, Wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with Alli. I'm a little bit bored here too,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just gonna ask Ali, we'd like to send

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<v Speaker 1>you out on another date with Tyler with his glasses

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<v Speaker 1>on this time, so no excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, he made this up. It was extremely

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<v Speaker 2>desperate and pathetic. And I believe he's done this a

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<v Speaker 2>few times before, and it's got to stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to It's all on the side. Until he started talking,

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<v Speaker 3>it does sound like he's.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine, guys, that's fine, you want to go on

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<v Speaker 4>a date with me. I will say, I've got another

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<v Speaker 4>girl that I'd like you guys to call, and I

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<v Speaker 4>just can't quite see her number. Got it done? I

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<v Speaker 4>think we think this work, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, rook Jeffrey in the morning. The funny thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>after we got off the air, he really did email

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<v Speaker 1>over a few numbers for us. I thought he was kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy, dude, what a stick. I was totally defending him to.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I believe you too. Oh, there's all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of different vision problems. Maybe it really does work though,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little sympathy move is the way to go.

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<v Speaker 3>That is never the way to go, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and you know what, it does make me think

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<v Speaker 1>twice about helping people across the street when they say

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<v Speaker 1>they can't see anybody else with me. Oh really, Grandma really,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'm scared, but you don't need that cane either.

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<v Speaker 3>My hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the same lesson learned. I can't trust anybody, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you do want to trust us, you can always

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<v Speaker 1>email the show. We'll call the person was calling you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,