Speaker 1: All right, what's up? It's gone the with another episode
Speaker 1: of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a
Speaker 1: little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise.
Speaker 1: But I have a different producer sitting in with me,
Speaker 1: one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 2: Got me really excited. I did the high pitch thing
Speaker 2: because you just made my day.
Speaker 1: So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have
Speaker 1: a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds
Speaker 1: exactly the same off the aras on the air. You
Speaker 1: have a radio voice, which.
Speaker 2: Is very weird because I think I do it because
Speaker 2: I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,
Speaker 2: and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so whatever.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's like like the natural. Diamond is first of
Speaker 1: all my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some
Speaker 1: real shit when you're talking like that. But I always
Speaker 1: think of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in
Speaker 1: the day, she used to talk.
Speaker 2: But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she
Speaker 2: did when she was nervous.
Speaker 1: Was it nervous. It was nerves that did that. I
Speaker 1: always just thought it was her trying to be like
Speaker 1: extra sexy or do whatever. But then the cameras would
Speaker 1: catch her slipping every now and then she'd be like,
Speaker 1: what up?
Speaker 2: You know? Watch her show the show Love in Paris
Speaker 2: or Life in Paris. It's on Peacock. It's good, it's
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love
Speaker 1: is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and
Speaker 1: get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,
Speaker 1: I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?
Speaker 2: Matthew, Matthew.
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, just based on what you see
Speaker 1: on the show. I probably would have picked Matthew because
Speaker 1: he's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I would have picked him just to
Speaker 2: have conversations with him. He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched
Speaker 1: Love is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of shit going on. I think all
Speaker 1: the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the
Speaker 2: end of the season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming. Oh oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous. So you got me watching that bullshit. You
Speaker 1: got me watching The Traders, but you you sold me
Speaker 1: with one person. So of course CT is great. He's
Speaker 1: like your typical Boston, like southy Boston boy. That is him.
Speaker 1: You would maybe like if you love him, you might
Speaker 1: like Southeast Ooh, I used to in Boston.
Speaker 2: Can we take a trip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Let's go Red Sox.
Speaker 1: We should. But now you have me watching some shit
Speaker 1: life in Paris?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: And it's actually really really really good, like you get her? Okay,
Speaker 2: it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 1: I'll give it a little shot. And you still are
Speaker 1: trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't beg.
Speaker 1: You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff
Speaker 1: and that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're
Speaker 2: gonna make me beg.
Speaker 1: I'm not and I will. I'll beg all right if
Speaker 1: if I were to watch it, which I probably won't.
Speaker 1: Which seasons, which cast do I start with.
Speaker 2: I think it depends on the franchise. Okay, so if
Speaker 2: we're doing Atlanta seasons one through six, maybe, Dear God. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like you could pick a random season within from
Speaker 2: one through six, and I think that you would be
Speaker 2: thoroughly entertained. Beverly Hills. I say, the first two seasons,
Speaker 2: or skip to season five or season ten. Okay, trust me,
Speaker 2: I know, I'm I rewatch all the time. And then
Speaker 2: in New York you want to watch season seven, eight
Speaker 2: and nine, maybe six, seven eight.
Speaker 1: I'm actually very impressed by the fact that you even
Speaker 1: know these seasons. Oh no, cast off the top of
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 2: I'm into it, and I think that you would love
Speaker 2: this one specific housewife. Everybody always gets confused or they
Speaker 2: like look at me like I'm crazy when I say
Speaker 2: that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.
Speaker 2: She was married to Lee Radswell's son, who was Jackie
Speaker 2: Kennedy's sister. I mean, so she was like a big
Speaker 2: deal in like or she was related to people who
Speaker 2: were a big deal. But then you come on this
Speaker 2: show and people were like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: And she was just so smart and witty and just like,
Speaker 2: oh Carol, I miss you girl.
Speaker 3: Where'd she go?
Speaker 2: Not on any she quit because she got into it
Speaker 2: with Bethany. Bethany was like her best friend. They got
Speaker 2: into it, and technically, I think like from the outside
Speaker 2: looking in, it looked like Andy took Bethany's side. So
Speaker 2: Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they still
Speaker 2: talk about each other to this day. And that was
Speaker 2: like twenty sixteen. Oh what a time.
Speaker 1: Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible
Speaker 1: at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I
Speaker 1: actually wish you just had your own podcast in general,
Speaker 1: because a lot of people don't know a lot of
Speaker 1: really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what. So I said, I want to do
Speaker 1: an episode on all of the show members who don't
Speaker 1: have their own segment on this show. So that would
Speaker 1: be and I know we talked to you all the time,
Speaker 1: but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scotti.
Speaker 1: We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was
Speaker 1: a mess, But I think maybe we should do you next.
Speaker 2: I'm down, Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but before we do that, there is a person
Speaker 1: who is going to be my guest today who talk
Speaker 1: about weird stuff. I guess we should just get to it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hype it up. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: into the meat of it because he's already here. Let's
Speaker 1: just do it, all right, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: great one and a weird one. I am so excited.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an animal lover. And a few years ago,
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, right, yeah, during the pandemic, we all
Speaker 1: started following Peanut the Squirrel on Instagram. Peanut has a
Speaker 1: handler named Mark. We're allowed to use your name, rate, Okay,
Speaker 1: Mark's here. Obviously Peanut has a handler named Mark, and
Speaker 1: it was such a cute relationship we all got obsessed
Speaker 1: with it. Mark came on the show. That's when we
Speaker 1: met you for the first time, and things have taken
Speaker 1: a drastic turn from there in good ways. So welcome
Speaker 1: to the show, Mark aka squirrel Daddy whatch she hates
Speaker 1: being called?
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's start with the cute stuff. Peanut the Squirrel,
Speaker 1: how did you guys meet? I know it's kind of
Speaker 1: a sad story.
Speaker 3: I work in New York City and I was leaving
Speaker 3: a project and saw this squirrel get hit by a car.
Speaker 3: It was like a busy intersection downtown. So I ran
Speaker 3: in the middle of the intersection because I saw she
Speaker 3: was still moving. Unfortunately she had passed and what was
Speaker 3: moving was this little baby and he was trying to
Speaker 3: cross the street. I ran in the middle of Manhattan,
Speaker 3: you know how that is. Yeah, and me and him
Speaker 3: locked eyes and I tried to like shuffle him out
Speaker 3: of the way, and he crawled up my leg and
Speaker 3: I was like, let's go, you know, let's go. So
Speaker 3: got in the car, drove back to Connecticut on the
Speaker 3: phone with their vet and they were like, Mark, we're
Speaker 3: just gonna put him down. I was like, you can't, can't,
Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with so.
Speaker 1: He was injured or no, he wasn't injured.
Speaker 3: And injured he said one eye closed. He was still
Speaker 3: very young, and they were like, we're just gonna put
Speaker 3: him down. Yeah. So I took a picture of him,
Speaker 3: started him on Instagram and boom, somebody called me and
Speaker 3: was like, do you want to get your wildlife rehabber's license.
Speaker 3: We can coach you. You could take the test in
Speaker 3: the course and then you could do your community service
Speaker 3: hours while you know, managing Peanut. So I was like,
Speaker 3: this is awesome. You know, I will build a bond,
Speaker 3: I'll get him ready for the wild. I'll put him
Speaker 3: in my backyard so he'll be close. So that time came,
Speaker 3: so I'm bawling my eyes out and there he goes
Speaker 3: up to his first tree, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: that he'll be in the backyard. Maybe he'll bring me
Speaker 3: some babies, or he'll come home if he needs some
Speaker 3: food or something. A day and a half later, sitting
Speaker 3: on my porch missing half of his tail. Oh, so
Speaker 3: we ended up getting attacked by something. I have no idea,
Speaker 3: but that was the end of peanuts wildlife career and
Speaker 3: he became a domesticated indoor squirrel.
Speaker 1: So he got attacked and he came back to your
Speaker 1: porch like, hello, this doesn't work out for me.
Speaker 3: It was not for him. I think he tried to
Speaker 3: make a friend and the friend wanted to eat him instead.
Speaker 1: So that's terrible. And you never found out what attacked him.
Speaker 3: He never found out. There were some local cats and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I having a.
Speaker 1: Clue, Okay, does he have weird reactions to like dogs
Speaker 1: or anything or any animals that would make you think.
Speaker 3: That's the problem is he has no survival instinct, like
Speaker 3: he'll go to.
Speaker 1: A home, he has his own room. Oh yeah, what
Speaker 1: kind of survival instinct? What do you happen? Literally nothing,
Speaker 1: you're living my dream life. Tell me some of the
Speaker 1: best things that have happened from this.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.
Speaker 3: I do like to communicate as many people as possible,
Speaker 3: just say thank you for the love and support, because
Speaker 3: I'm nothing without be nut. And I posted up a
Speaker 3: picture of him eating oatmeal and holding a sign, and
Speaker 3: my now wife shot me a DM. She wrote in
Speaker 3: love and I was like, got a message, this one
Speaker 3: back and we started talking like accounting investments and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is a catfish. This is you in
Speaker 3: the basement and he's having a blast with me.
Speaker 1: Send me your cash app.
Speaker 3: And I was like, don't want to be rude, but
Speaker 3: do you mind facetiming me? And she hit me with
Speaker 3: the like I could do it in twenty five minutes
Speaker 3: and I was like, this dude's going to get the girl. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this video turns out. She went and got a flying
Speaker 3: squirrel costume, one of the costumes I wear in one
Speaker 3: of Peanuts videos. She facetimed me with the costume on,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm in love with you. How
Speaker 3: do I meet you? This is the coolest thing in
Speaker 3: the world. And ended up meeting her. We traveled the
Speaker 3: world and Peanut gained a squirrel mom and now she
Speaker 3: takes the videos with him and she's just been blowing
Speaker 3: up on TikTok and I'm just the background noise.
Speaker 1: No oh no, We're gonna get to why you're not
Speaker 1: the background noise in a moment. So he was cool
Speaker 1: as soon as she came in, like, yes, this is
Speaker 1: a new friend, no problem.
Speaker 3: I was a tiny bit jealous, not gonna lie. You know,
Speaker 3: I dealt with this squirrel for seven years and he's
Speaker 3: seven seven.
Speaker 1: How long does squirrels live?
Speaker 3: Ten to twenty years?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we're rooting for twenty you know.
Speaker 3: I'm just glad he lets me live in a house.
Speaker 3: You know, if I could, if he could talk, then
Speaker 3: you know, it'd be out of this this portion of
Speaker 3: my life. But yeah, he's been like and again, I
Speaker 3: don't know what happened. I wish I had an explanation
Speaker 3: to why he's so good with people, but he loves.
Speaker 1: Well the person saved him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually they tend to like the person that saved them,
Speaker 3: and then they're very defensive towards everybody else. Weird thing
Speaker 3: is I got to meet other people's squirrels.
Speaker 1: Is that like a big community, the squirrel community?
Speaker 3: Shockingly, it's bigger than you think. Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how big are we talking?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: How many people could I meet that have a squirrel?
Speaker 3: Like five hundred to one thousand. Interesting?
Speaker 1: So, in the process of all of this, you started
Speaker 1: a wildlife rescue. What is that about? Because you sort
Speaker 1: of mentioned it right before this interview started. And the
Speaker 1: numbers I have here on my bio are clearly very
Speaker 1: old because this says you have eleven horses, but you
Speaker 1: said you have how many?
Speaker 3: We're close to forty.
Speaker 1: Now you have forty horses that you have rescued, Yes, from.
Speaker 3: We tend to look for animals that are coming from
Speaker 3: the auction lines or the kill pens, so we're kind
Speaker 3: of their last line of defense. What's happening a lot?
Speaker 3: And I didn't know this. I'm not a horse guy,
Speaker 3: my wife is. And we started this and we realized
Speaker 3: how many animals were going to the auction that were
Speaker 3: being mistreated. We were like, okay, this is a perfect
Speaker 3: opportunity to turn Peanuts' pages into something really good and
Speaker 3: why not start a nonprofit with one rescue and help
Speaker 3: as many as we could. So we just started in it.
Speaker 3: The floodgates opened with peanuts social media being you know
Speaker 3: where it's at. A lot of people were like, this
Speaker 3: is amazing, but we also know that this animal needs,
Speaker 3: you know, a home. This one does, this one does,
Speaker 3: and we just kind of started to travel and travel
Speaker 3: and travel. We couldn't say no.
Speaker 1: So Peanut has taken you around the world.
Speaker 3: Peanut has taken me around the world.
Speaker 1: Does he make these trips with you ever?
Speaker 3: I wish? Okay, I wish the diva himself. He stays
Speaker 3: at home. Why is that he doesn't like the car?
Speaker 3: It gets a little car sick. We're driving to our
Speaker 3: new place and he started gagging and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: he's gonna die. Called everybody up and they were like,
Speaker 3: he starting just being dramatic.
Speaker 1: Can you do a squirrel gag?
Speaker 3: See? I do a lot of the noises, but this
Speaker 3: one was a little unique, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: he's dying. He's dead. I'm calling everybody crying. I'm like,
Speaker 3: he's this is it, this is it. We're we're going down.
Speaker 3: He took a bad turn out on the side of
Speaker 3: the highway. Crying in the middle.
Speaker 1: Was very funny.
Speaker 3: I have the cat screaming in my in the passenger
Speaker 3: seat and Peanut on my lap, just like spitting up ship,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is it.
Speaker 1: So that's the one one and done that does not travel.
Speaker 3: He's made it clear, don't travel.
Speaker 1: All right? How many ghasts do you have?
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty right now? My god?
Speaker 1: Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Six manture horses. We have too many donkeys? We
Speaker 3: have ten l packas, stop it.
Speaker 1: The softest little My god, sheep? How many sheep? Two sheep?
Speaker 1: What's a hinnie?
Speaker 3: A hinnie is a donkey and a horse mix.
Speaker 1: And how many of those do you have? You have
Speaker 1: two innies?
Speaker 3: How many birds the flock of chicken, geese and quails?
Speaker 3: Probably fifty? And then somebody adopted their macaw to our
Speaker 3: How many?
Speaker 1: How big is the place where you live? Are you
Speaker 1: guys all on top of each other?
Speaker 3: Or one hundred and fifty acres, so wow, plenty of room.
Speaker 3: And again we wanted to establish something really big. I know,
Speaker 3: it was like a big, big journey in a big
Speaker 3: project to start, but we thought, why not try to
Speaker 3: make it as big as possible?
Speaker 1: When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?
Speaker 3: This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?
Speaker 1: So all these animals stay there just for the rest
Speaker 1: of their lives. Are you trying to get them back
Speaker 1: out to other places?
Speaker 3: We do have an adoption program for our horses and
Speaker 3: our goats, but it kind of depends because we take
Speaker 3: so many in that are older, have disabilities, have lingering injuries,
Speaker 3: or need medications. We're going to keep them. So we
Speaker 3: do have healthier animals as well that we're hoping to
Speaker 3: get back into loving families. Okay, I'm not a horse guy,
Speaker 3: and I will go and hang out with them all
Speaker 3: day long. They're the coolest.
Speaker 1: Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: And do you have visitors that can come to the
Speaker 1: farm and check things out.
Speaker 3: All of the time, literally touch things? Yes, everything you.
Speaker 1: Could be touched. What do they all have names? They
Speaker 1: all have names, you know all their names for.
Speaker 3: The most part. Yes, sometimes there's a goat or two
Speaker 3: that don't really remember. And then I realized that my
Speaker 3: wife snuck two more goats.
Speaker 1: In, and so there was one day I was like,
Speaker 1: those people are like hide shoes in their trucks. Your
Speaker 1: wife sneaks in goats goats. I like her, this is great.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.
Speaker 1: Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to
Speaker 1: Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting some
Speaker 1: other stuff in a minute. Peanuts Freedom Farm. How would
Speaker 1: they do that?
Speaker 3: We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and
Speaker 3: uts Peanuts Freedofarm dot com. We also have an Instagram
Speaker 3: Peanuts Freedom Farm. We've been just kind of rolling with
Speaker 3: the punches.
Speaker 1: Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.
Speaker 3: You are educated in what mechanical engineering and criminal justice. Okay,
Speaker 3: So this whole social media thing was never a real
Speaker 3: big thing for me for the most part. For a while,
Speaker 3: I hid my face and then people are like, well,
Speaker 3: who's this guy behind the squirrel? Yeah, so I incorporated
Speaker 3: my and I was like, well, I have really bad anxiety,
Speaker 3: and I was like this will be a really good
Speaker 3: way for me to work on it. If I, you know,
Speaker 3: show the world who I am, they might take a
Speaker 3: liking or they might think I'm a dick. So we
Speaker 3: just got to go with it. So I used it
Speaker 3: in my benefit to kind of break out of my
Speaker 3: show because I am just introvert. I'm a homebody, and
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, this would be cool if
Speaker 3: I'm the background noise of this scrol we can make
Speaker 3: some funny content. I think people will just enjoy this
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 1: Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?
Speaker 3: It really has. You know, we've been doing interviews like this.
Speaker 3: You give me three years ago, you wouldn't have seen me.
Speaker 3: I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank
Speaker 3: you really? Really?
Speaker 1: Are you still working? Are you still doing a day job?
Speaker 3: I am?
Speaker 1: Or has this given you the.
Speaker 3: Freedom I will never stop doing my day job?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's
Speaker 3: a wave, and I think the more that you understand
Speaker 3: it's a wave, the better you'll be out in the
Speaker 3: long run.
Speaker 1: Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you
Speaker 1: in a completely different direction from your job? Is because
Speaker 1: as we started watching peanut, you fly onto your hand,
Speaker 1: you walk in. It's very adorable. All great, Then your
Speaker 1: pants got tired and tighter. Was this on purpose?
Speaker 3: This was not on purpose? And I will, oh, come on,
Speaker 3: I will fight this till the day I died. Okay,
Speaker 3: So two things happen and people are like, you're full
Speaker 3: of shit playing hockey my entire life. I had emergency
Speaker 3: surgery on my groin. Nothing crazy. They cut me open
Speaker 3: four different spots from my belly button down to my manhood.
Speaker 3: I became one percent woman that day. They gave me
Speaker 3: a big patch of the vaginal mesh on my left
Speaker 3: side of my groin. Didn't tell me that, right, I'm
Speaker 3: just yep, is it? And you know I do get
Speaker 3: lingering pain from it. So I always wore compression clothes,
Speaker 3: so that was always my thing. And then cool thing
Speaker 3: that I got was a cool gym sponsorship. So this
Speaker 3: company was sending me close and first time they send
Speaker 3: me clothes, I called the rep and I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't think I could wear these and he was like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean? And I sent him a picture
Speaker 3: and I was like you sure these are extra large
Speaker 3: and he was like yeah. I was like they don't
Speaker 3: look extra large. I think I'm gonna get ridiculed for this.
Speaker 3: He was like, make a video, see how it goes,
Speaker 3: and we'll send you more clothes. Oh and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is a setup, fair enough, okay deal. I was like,
Speaker 3: just keep am exl because I don't think I could
Speaker 3: go any smaller than this and I would just get
Speaker 3: chewed apart on the internet. Like you shop at the
Speaker 3: baby Gap, you steal your They do look tight, but
Speaker 3: it was never intentional. I think what really happened was
Speaker 3: I got a little off track with peanuts diet. He
Speaker 3: loves avocado, but we got thick. The man when he
Speaker 3: jumped couldn't go anywhere but straight. So from the counter,
Speaker 3: I am around six to one mm hmm. My booty
Speaker 3: is right next to the counter, So he wasn't jumping
Speaker 3: any lower, he wasn't jumping any higher. He just landed
Speaker 3: on my landing pad, which Hockey helped me build.
Speaker 1: So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a
Speaker 1: company that wanted to sponsor you. They gave you pants
Speaker 1: that just happened to be tight. And now we have
Speaker 1: a squirrel who's gained a couple pounds and can't jump
Speaker 1: any higher than right at the butt, and what happens
Speaker 1: from there?
Speaker 3: Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I
Speaker 3: would find him in my oatmeal. I would find him
Speaker 3: in the refrigerator. There was one day I was getting
Speaker 3: the milk from the refrigerator. I shut the refrigerator, couldn't
Speaker 3: find Peanut for like forty five minutes. I'm panicking around
Speaker 3: the house, and then I went back downstairs and the
Speaker 3: milk is literally seeping through the refrigerator and I open
Speaker 3: the door. Milk's everywhere. He jumped to me, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Cute, So you're living my dream life. He also almost
Speaker 1: maybe throws to that. So initially the internet is ridiculing
Speaker 1: you your s medium pants. I see what you're doing here, buddy.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How did this then turn into OnlyFans?
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.
Speaker 1: It says the New York based engineer has become an
Speaker 1: unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut
Speaker 1: the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple
Speaker 1: itches as they follow the duo's exploits, as one gay
Speaker 1: fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,
Speaker 1: stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?
Speaker 3: Just I happen to get a message, and again I
Speaker 3: kind of begin not that message to hey, do you
Speaker 3: have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do
Speaker 3: you have a page yet?
Speaker 1: Was it mostly men mostly women?
Speaker 3: It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it
Speaker 3: was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.
Speaker 3: I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it
Speaker 3: didn't bait anybody into thinking something else. Because the biggest
Speaker 3: thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is
Speaker 3: a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,
Speaker 3: because gay men will tell you straight to your face.
Speaker 3: Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to
Speaker 3: go play in traffic.
Speaker 1: And I've never felt better about myself or worse about
Speaker 1: myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do
Speaker 3: that to me.
Speaker 1: So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and
Speaker 1: you think there maybe some money in this.
Speaker 3: I did. I did one of those did you do.
Speaker 1: That by yourself or did you have an influence from
Speaker 1: someone else?
Speaker 3: I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom
Speaker 3: after a shower, and I was like, could I see
Speaker 3: myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My
Speaker 3: mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn
Speaker 3: Italians but the most down to earth people, and I
Speaker 3: was like, if I'm going to do this, I need
Speaker 3: to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.
Speaker 3: So I called my dad and he's like, what.
Speaker 1: Did you have to explain to them? What OnlyFans?
Speaker 3: Was? No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom
Speaker 3: and dad know everything. My mom and dad are in
Speaker 3: their fifties. They think they're in their twenties, still party
Speaker 3: and hard, having fun, and they were like, shit, if
Speaker 3: you're gonna make a ton of money, go have a bus.
Speaker 1: Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?
Speaker 1: Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: that in a second.
Speaker 3: But the first thing I said, I was like, I
Speaker 3: might sell some feet picks and my mom was sign
Speaker 3: me up. Yeah, And everybody's like, all right, if you're
Speaker 3: doing the feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 3: going to see how this goes and see, you know,
Speaker 3: best part about this website is you kind of have
Speaker 3: your own rules. So uh, that was what I was juggling.
Speaker 3: My parents were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun.
Speaker 3: We're gonna laugh at you the entire time.
Speaker 1: No way, at this point are they thinking it's just
Speaker 1: feet picks.
Speaker 3: I think they had a gist of it was going
Speaker 3: to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,
Speaker 3: I never really had clothes on, so they kind of
Speaker 3: thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just
Speaker 3: felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,
Speaker 3: you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,
Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you
Speaker 3: know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally
Speaker 3: yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was
Speaker 3: That was kind of a day. One hit a lot
Speaker 3: of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to go everybody's like, go buy a car, Like
Speaker 3: for what, I have a car, right, you know, go
Speaker 3: buy this, go by that, my guys, I really don't
Speaker 3: want to do that. No.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.
Speaker 3: That was my biggest goal was you know this. This
Speaker 3: organization was like, we can make a lot of money,
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?
Speaker 1: Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole
Speaker 3: mob thing. We could we could really do that, and
Speaker 3: we kind of we beat that number by a mile.
Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on
Speaker 3: the internet and see everything for free.
Speaker 1: And wait, at this point, is it still fee or
Speaker 1: have you graduated to other things?
Speaker 3: I think I did a little bit of a photo set,
Speaker 3: nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see
Speaker 3: what was underneath and uh.
Speaker 1: Wait do you prep for the photo shoot? Are you
Speaker 1: going like Drake? Did you see the Drake video?
Speaker 3: I saw that this morning. I was driving in and
Speaker 3: I was like, good for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're only fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do
Speaker 3: You could do much much better.
Speaker 1: I'll make a million, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Because it was just like I put my camera in
Speaker 3: the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like
Speaker 3: one of these like jiggles and I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: So this is on camera I don't know if it
Speaker 1: just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try yeah a little bit. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll have to have you stand up and do
Speaker 1: the wiggle. But you can also catch it on only fans. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you get up here in the bathroom, You're like,
Speaker 1: this is it. I'm going to do this wiggle.
Speaker 3: I did a little research, reached out to a guy
Speaker 3: who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do
Speaker 3: you do? What do you do that a straight guy
Speaker 3: can do? And he was like, armpits?
Speaker 1: What okay, just showing your armpits. Get the hell out
Speaker 1: of here, Diamond. Are you taking notes? Are we going
Speaker 1: to be doing this?
Speaker 3: Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that
Speaker 3: I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we
Speaker 3: had a couple of horses already and we were looking
Speaker 3: for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to turn this into be like, oh
Speaker 3: I got all this money like it was nothing like that.
Speaker 3: And we found this ranch, this this farm in upstate
Speaker 3: New York, and it was a perfect It was everything
Speaker 3: that we would ever want. And I know it wasn't
Speaker 3: like the best way, but I paid for the property
Speaker 3: with my Only Fans money.
Speaker 1: So we're talking that much money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and
Speaker 3: you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated
Speaker 3: all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't
Speaker 3: want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all
Speaker 3: this stuff and people be like, well, you just you're
Speaker 3: waving your your man parts around the internet. It's like,
Speaker 3: I just I don't want these two to mix. You know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the only fans guy that's
Speaker 3: saving animals.
Speaker 1: You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch
Speaker 1: of animals, right, I think that might be illegal.
Speaker 3: You might be flack. Yeah, you might not see me
Speaker 3: after that, if you know. When it was like, oh
Speaker 3: now there's this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like,
Speaker 3: we're gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep
Speaker 3: it separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when
Speaker 3: you guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you
Speaker 3: guys found out my Only Fans, yeah, I had posted
Speaker 3: it once on there, and then you know, I got
Speaker 3: like really good positivity, but I was like, this is
Speaker 3: kind of a family page, and I don't want to
Speaker 3: have my shirt off on this page. I was like,
Speaker 3: every once in a while somebody would send me something
Speaker 3: funny or unique and I would wear it in a video,
Speaker 3: but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this
Speaker 3: like you're he and underwear it was a squirrel like
Speaker 3: there were squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,
Speaker 3: I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest where these underwear,
Speaker 3: get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.
Speaker 3: And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 3: There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,
Speaker 3: it's really just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,
Speaker 3: just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels do you
Speaker 3: see that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat
Speaker 3: holding his side? How are we missing this in my life?
Speaker 1: Zero? Run now one?
Speaker 3: And that's where I started, like my squirrel dad account.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut
Speaker 1: the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's where you have oh shitlottle followers like half
Speaker 1: a million there, Squirrel Daddy, go.
Speaker 3: Ahead, girl, a squirrel underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?
Speaker 1: Another squirrel Dad. There was all sick there was.
Speaker 3: I reached out and I was like, listen, man, I'm
Speaker 3: the squirrel Daddy. I don't want this title, but I
Speaker 3: got this title. Yeah, can I have it? He was
Speaker 3: like nope.
Speaker 1: They always say no. Man.
Speaker 3: It's like whatever.
Speaker 1: Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce
Speaker 1: and I told him he could have it if he
Speaker 1: would have a rap battle with me and then whoever
Speaker 1: won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me
Speaker 1: for being a child predator because you can't use the
Speaker 1: word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're
Speaker 1: working on it. I'm not.
Speaker 3: They took away peanuts TikTok. Why Peana had four million
Speaker 3: bollowers on TikTok?
Speaker 1: What happened to peanutsticks?
Speaker 3: Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok. They took it away all what happened?
Speaker 1: What they hacked with?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Okay, But one day I went on
Speaker 3: there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.
Speaker 1: All right, it's not funny, and I was just like, what.
Speaker 3: Did I do? I was like, you go on TikTok,
Speaker 3: and you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah, you could
Speaker 3: see people in the back of a bus talking about
Speaker 3: what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want to take
Speaker 3: away my account. That's what the squirrel.
Speaker 1: So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.
Speaker 1: Just give it up there.
Speaker 3: I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: which was great. It was cool to get kids. I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, and again the comments I
Speaker 3: just couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So
Speaker 3: it's like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did
Speaker 3: very well. We landed on lad Bible and like he
Speaker 3: ended up getting like two hundred million views on a
Speaker 3: video on there.
Speaker 1: And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?
Speaker 3: He knew it on day one.
Speaker 1: And he spoils himself with avocado.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He
Speaker 3: does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped
Speaker 3: eating and I'm like, he's dead.
Speaker 1: So he's died twice so far, once s gagging in
Speaker 1: the car and now when he stopped eating, go.
Speaker 3: To the vet. Bet goes in, comes out immediately and
Speaker 3: it's like a slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh no, oh no. He comes up. He's like, Mark,
Speaker 3: he's fine, Mike, what do you mean he hasn't eat
Speaker 3: in seven days? How is he fine? He's like, go
Speaker 3: to the store, get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff,
Speaker 3: Like I clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I
Speaker 3: go and get organic food. He devours it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I had put two little bowls down regular food. Organic
Speaker 3: food didn't touch the regular food destroyed.
Speaker 1: So he could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff
Speaker 1: on the Oh wow, but that should be a sign
Speaker 1: for all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.
Speaker 3: Why are we exactly?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did
Speaker 1: it take from the time you started it too? When
Speaker 1: did you start it?
Speaker 3: About a year and a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: In a year and a couple months, you were able
Speaker 1: to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.
Speaker 1: That's three hundred and how many acres? Three hundred fifty
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty acres? You made that much?
Speaker 3: Yeap?
Speaker 1: Holy shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, done it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this, and she's noddings, not.
Speaker 3: Yet knowing you. I gotta do is put some pudding
Speaker 3: in a bucket and step on it and somebody will
Speaker 3: buy it.
Speaker 1: I was saying that today, I said, I have seen
Speaker 1: so many different things that are not even that sexual
Speaker 1: that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could
Speaker 1: be okay with like the crush porn thing smashing some
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.
Speaker 1: Why would I not get paid for? You are an.
Speaker 3: Inspiration Two birds at one stone exactly.
Speaker 1: I would never hurt an animal, though I know they
Speaker 1: do some weird things with that swishporn. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: never step on a fish. Mashed potatoes, sign me up,
Speaker 1: no problem. The whole cake category.
Speaker 3: What if you ever want to help. I'm a good baker, so.
Speaker 1: So we don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.
Speaker 3: I could bake things, Oh, they're good, might be perfect
Speaker 3: for the feet.
Speaker 1: I love this. You're an inspiration.
Speaker 3: Wild and again I never really I don't know. And
Speaker 3: the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,
Speaker 3: because again, Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Just the squirrel guy, well, what do you.
Speaker 1: Think is different about this? Then do you interact with
Speaker 1: people personally? Like, what are they getting that's different than
Speaker 1: just going to a porn hub and searching whatever it
Speaker 1: is that they would search. What's different about only fans?
Speaker 3: I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I
Speaker 3: think the most shocking thing that people get are like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: the least I could do is say thank you and
Speaker 3: spark up your small talk, because you guys are the
Speaker 3: reasons why I get to do this. I met like
Speaker 3: one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my
Speaker 3: only Fans, and me and him became were.
Speaker 1: You friends before? After?
Speaker 3: After?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: And again, like this is the biggest and the funniest
Speaker 3: thing is usually like when people say only fans are
Speaker 3: thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you'll get a large majority of people that just want
Speaker 3: a conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I
Speaker 3: don't have to talk to animals all the time. My
Speaker 3: wife just kicks me out and to go do something,
Speaker 3: So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,
Speaker 3: like I am a person. This is a cool journey.
Speaker 3: But you know, like I have no problem have a
Speaker 3: conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or you know,
Speaker 3: what I could do to make your only fans experience
Speaker 3: a little bit better within my limits, you know. But
Speaker 3: some people say some some wild stuff.
Speaker 1: Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little
Speaker 1: too far from me?
Speaker 3: It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,
Speaker 3: but I don't do that. And it's like you sure.
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number
Speaker 3: two on the toilet and film.
Speaker 1: Yourself filming the shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 3: But like here was the kicker was like, bend over
Speaker 3: in your closet ship on a towel and point the
Speaker 3: camera so we could see it all.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?
Speaker 3: Not enough? Maybe that would have been enough?
Speaker 1: Was is there a number that would have been enough?
Speaker 3: Like you got it? It's like set like that's a
Speaker 3: big one.
Speaker 1: That's seven figure.
Speaker 3: That's a seven figure from me.
Speaker 1: Because your face is in all of this right, well that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I have distinctive tattoos. So if I didn't
Speaker 3: show my face. You'd be like, oh, yeah, that like
Speaker 3: I have peanut on my leg, tattoo poina on my leg.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.
Speaker 1: So you draw the line at shitting on a towel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was That was it. There was a lot
Speaker 3: of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay, and there's
Speaker 3: no you know that the peeing and the shipping thing.
Speaker 3: We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about how much you hate the
Speaker 1: term squirrel, daddy, but you're just leaning into it.
Speaker 3: No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure
Speaker 3: out a way from my brain and heart to like
Speaker 3: take this in and stride there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Because Daddy discussed you.
Speaker 3: Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.
Speaker 1: I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole
Speaker 1: thing has been really great for you. What is the
Speaker 1: biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing
Speaker 1: that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because
Speaker 1: obviously that's that's a great one.
Speaker 3: I think it's just given us a little bit more
Speaker 3: flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you
Speaker 3: get to meet a lot of new people. You get
Speaker 3: to a lot of like experience you've never thought you
Speaker 3: would imagine doing, traveling to Europe for some cool stuff
Speaker 3: and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That
Speaker 3: was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot
Speaker 3: of celebrities and that was really cool.
Speaker 1: He was your favorite.
Speaker 3: I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.
Speaker 3: Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch
Speaker 3: of his stuff, and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.
Speaker 3: And then like Demi Lovado did it, and then like
Speaker 3: Rosie O'donald's You're getting like just all different sides of
Speaker 3: the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,
Speaker 3: and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me
Speaker 3: and told me how to find Booty and I was like,
Speaker 3: just jap on right. He was like the pug dude
Speaker 3: is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy? I
Speaker 3: was like, fucking nail, I find well, did I beat
Speaker 3: the pug guy? Don't know who this guy is. I'm
Speaker 3: sure you're doing well, but I'm better.
Speaker 1: And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,
Speaker 1: what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said
Speaker 1: you traveled the world.
Speaker 3: I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do
Speaker 3: a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we
Speaker 3: established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind
Speaker 3: of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,
Speaker 3: calaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Then we still lying to children, lying to children terrible?
Speaker 1: Was terrible asking for a friend again this waffle Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Can adults get in on it?
Speaker 3: This adult we'll put down whole box waffles and tell
Speaker 3: everybody doesn't count. You know, people are like, you're into fitness.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I do fitness so that I could eat
Speaker 3: a bunch of crap that I'm not to posed to.
Speaker 3: I don't do fitness to be a meathead. I will
Speaker 3: finish the gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I
Speaker 3: came here, I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff
Speaker 1: some people I don't know. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: it from people who work out and have a lot
Speaker 1: of muscles. Zero body felt, Oh, hou'se the pizza. I
Speaker 1: just take twelve, don'ts I find you to be a liar. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sign up for fans to watch him twelve
Speaker 1: donuts because I don't buy it.
Speaker 3: Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the
Speaker 3: asmror whatever it.
Speaker 1: Is, chewing right in the microphone.
Speaker 3: Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.
Speaker 3: But I'll suck it through once again.
Speaker 1: That could really help you out with what that guy
Speaker 1: wanted you to do on the towel.
Speaker 3: Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have to tell you this because this is funny.
Speaker 3: Because this happens to be about my parents too, It's
Speaker 3: could be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman
Speaker 3: ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them
Speaker 3: like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My
Speaker 3: dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my
Speaker 3: entire life. So we had a day on the farm.
Speaker 3: I pocketed up his socks, shipped him out to this man.
Speaker 3: The man message me and said those were the best
Speaker 3: socks he has ever had in his entire Because.
Speaker 1: People who are into that, they like like the funky
Speaker 1: or the better yeah, and he said your dad's funky
Speaker 1: feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought
Speaker 1: that they were yours.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so called up my dad. I was like, listen,
Speaker 3: I'll be needing about twelve pairs of those every month.
Speaker 3: And he was like, how much is my cut? I'm
Speaker 3: no cut cut.
Speaker 1: Do you make your dad work for free?
Speaker 3: He comes up here and makes me pay for everything
Speaker 3: that kind of happens up here. So I definitely say
Speaker 3: thank you in my own ways.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's
Speaker 1: a stinky sock man.
Speaker 3: I'll get like DMS. It'll be like I had the
Speaker 3: most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like snipping your sock.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you ever tell them like, ha ha, joke's on you,
Speaker 1: that's my dad.
Speaker 3: There was one.
Speaker 1: It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks,
Speaker 1: the people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.
Speaker 1: What other strange strange only fans request have you gotten,
Speaker 1: because I know they're weird.
Speaker 3: It's mostly clothes, like they want like your shirt jeans.
Speaker 3: I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the
Speaker 3: gym so I could sweating.
Speaker 1: Them jeans at the gym jeans Do people look at
Speaker 1: you like.
Speaker 3: Who's the fucker in the gym? They're like, who's that dick?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I like, I don't tell anybody.
Speaker 1: You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this, yeah.
Speaker 3: Nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I didn't
Speaker 3: have time to change. I was a farm life, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.
Speaker 1: So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans
Speaker 1: and then you send them jeans.
Speaker 3: Right, but they also want me to rub like skin
Speaker 3: marks on them and like the fluids in there and everything.
Speaker 1: Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I guess the sweaty stock it's not yours, that's not yours.
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't go that far.
Speaker 1: But sweaty jeans, there's probably something in there.
Speaker 3: My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my
Speaker 3: friends because they love to make fun of me with
Speaker 3: this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,
Speaker 3: puts your DNA all over things?
Speaker 1: How much DNA are you sending them? Man?
Speaker 3: But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we
Speaker 3: we don't do that because it was like, can you
Speaker 3: send me a condom?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, You're gonna have like babies
Speaker 1: running around Somehow, I don't know how it all happened.
Speaker 3: Like this is okay, We're gonna put a limitation on this.
Speaker 3: I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that. Wow,
Speaker 3: like being my ass with the jeams, I just worded
Speaker 3: the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This
Speaker 3: is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing
Speaker 3: for society these days to allow people to express themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other
Speaker 1: people to be part of all? I mean, this is
Speaker 1: very enticing.
Speaker 3: So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,
Speaker 3: and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.
Speaker 1: What are the cons?
Speaker 3: You don't want to lose your job? You want to
Speaker 3: make Yeah, how does that work? Again? I went to
Speaker 3: everybody and was like, hey, this is a good opportunity
Speaker 3: for me. What do you think? And it was just
Speaker 3: like if it doesn't affect my life, it doesn't affect work,
Speaker 3: doesn't affect anything.
Speaker 1: I feel like we get a raise for that around here, right.
Speaker 3: And I kind of just tell people, you know, this
Speaker 3: is a forever thing. You know, you don't want to
Speaker 3: go into it having a regret or think you might
Speaker 3: have a regret one day, you know, because again, if
Speaker 3: you're doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,
Speaker 3: very difficult.
Speaker 1: Wait did your only fans come before after the relationship?
Speaker 3: After the relationship? Okay, So so you talk to her
Speaker 3: about it. I was just kind of like, hey, what
Speaker 3: do you think about this? And she was like, let's
Speaker 3: try it. Okay, you're already on the internet. Everybody you
Speaker 3: know judges you with your clothes on. What's the harm
Speaker 3: in doing get with no clothes on?
Speaker 1: You know, it is a nice little party trick though.
Speaker 1: Hey it's mostly well in conversation.
Speaker 3: People would always be like, you use the like pickup
Speaker 3: line you want to see my squirrel.
Speaker 1: I was like, you refer to it as a squirrel? Please?
Speaker 3: Internet that was not for me.
Speaker 1: And you've met one of your good friends from as
Speaker 1: they were a subscriber.
Speaker 3: He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and
Speaker 3: the dude like saves animals on it consistent, Like this
Speaker 3: guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.
Speaker 3: It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people
Speaker 3: like us that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts.
Speaker 3: It's very weird. But you get to meet people that
Speaker 3: you didn't really think you would have a connection with.
Speaker 1: So interesting that you said that, And I've taken enough
Speaker 1: of your time, So I promised we were at this
Speaker 1: up soon because I'll keep asking you like a billion questions.
Speaker 1: But you have this giant online community, you're close with
Speaker 1: your parents, you have a real job, and you said
Speaker 1: you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that you're talking
Speaker 1: to some people online who are also feeling lonely. How
Speaker 1: many people do you run into who are just super
Speaker 1: lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?
Speaker 3: So I kind of always touch base on my mental
Speaker 3: health because I don't think men talk about it enough.
Speaker 1: They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I
Speaker 3: didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.
Speaker 3: It was a terrible thing that I did, because it
Speaker 3: would make me an angry person and attribute a lot
Speaker 3: of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.
Speaker 3: You know, he made me a more patient person. He
Speaker 3: made me somebody who just realized, like, this is not
Speaker 3: a good way to live. Like and I just kind
Speaker 3: of started talking about a little bit more. And every
Speaker 3: day I'd be like, hey, guys, just want you know,
Speaker 3: like lust weeks have been really hard for me, Like
Speaker 3: anxiety has been taken a toll. It's got a little
Speaker 3: bit of depression, roll through the punches, but just let
Speaker 3: you know, like, I don't like to fight alone, and
Speaker 3: if you're ever having a tough time, you could always
Speaker 3: reach out. I was born with big ears. I'm a
Speaker 3: good listener. It would come down to people being like
Speaker 3: today I thought was my last day until you know,
Speaker 3: I heard your message and I'm like, again, I don't
Speaker 3: want accolades. I don't want to starve from this. I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to win an award. It was just like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, the social media stuff is a fantasy. What
Speaker 3: you see on the internet is not what you see
Speaker 3: in life, and people have a hard time controlling what's
Speaker 3: fantasy and what's real life.
Speaker 1: You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like
Speaker 1: they've helped you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's from the little cracks of the jokes,
Speaker 3: and you know, you get more family style people that
Speaker 3: will have no problem like hitting you with a joke
Speaker 3: or cracking at your like weak points and you could
Speaker 3: laugh back.
Speaker 1: If you need that, you need to come around here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew
Speaker 3: is here and you guys are just just rat I
Speaker 3: love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would love to have you in at
Speaker 1: some point. If you want to come on the big show.
Speaker 3: Too, I would love to. It's that's when you know
Speaker 3: people like you or you have a close knit family,
Speaker 3: if you can make fun of the person next to
Speaker 3: you and we could both laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get roasted, right. And sometimes when you listen
Speaker 3: to the story, you know somebody's having a bad day
Speaker 3: because that person keeps just getting jabs. I love it.
Speaker 3: And because the best part is I know in the
Speaker 3: radio's off and you guys are in here just just
Speaker 3: giving it to each other.
Speaker 1: So I say all the time, one of my love
Speaker 1: languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I
Speaker 1: love you, And that's me trying to pull you out
Speaker 1: of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or
Speaker 1: else just getting my jollies. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Some days it's for me, some days it's for you.
Speaker 1: But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So people want to find you Instagram, where can they
Speaker 1: find you?
Speaker 3: Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad
Speaker 3: Underscore twelve. Theres a lot of underscore.
Speaker 1: I still can't believe it was taken. And then OnlyFans.
Speaker 1: If people want to find you, let's make you some
Speaker 1: more money.
Speaker 3: Squirrel Underscore Dad.
Speaker 1: He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.
Speaker 3: You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think
Speaker 3: the more I could try to take it in, the
Speaker 3: more you'll kind of fade away.
Speaker 1: Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me
Speaker 1: some things.
Speaker 3: You gotta watch your words about you're talking about this
Speaker 3: stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, it's kind of.
Speaker 1: But you bought a farm, right and not in the
Speaker 1: way that you died Gray, But I know who that is.
Speaker 3: Funniest thing it is because you talked about it on
Speaker 3: the radio and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: swore I saw.
Speaker 1: Him in Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's him. I know
Speaker 1: it's him, but.
Speaker 3: You I ship you not. I heard you say. I
Speaker 3: looked it up and I was like, that guy has
Speaker 3: a whole alphabet coming up his tattoo are like and
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, geez, I was getting to do
Speaker 3: it is flying high? Good for you man, you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?
Speaker 3: No, I just want to say thank you for having
Speaker 3: me anytime.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 3: It's like, I shit, you're not still starstruck because I
Speaker 3: listened to.
Speaker 1: You guys for years and that's amazing.
Speaker 3: The first time that I woke up and I had
Speaker 3: like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and
Speaker 3: my mom was like, they're talking about you on the stage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh no, the show loves you. I told you.
Speaker 1: They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,
Speaker 1: which is why I think we should talk to Andrew
Speaker 1: and set up a time for you to come in
Speaker 1: and actually like be on the big show, because they
Speaker 1: would really enjoy this and you're so fun. I appreciate
Speaker 1: that and open to talking about anything.
Speaker 3: You can't come to this office and not.
Speaker 1: Just you're right.
Speaker 3: We don't like that because you'll find it yes, and
Speaker 3: then we'll be on the radio and you'll be like, so,
Speaker 3: what's that. I have no choice but to say, yeah.
Speaker 1: I will just say and I'll end it here. But
Speaker 1: I when we were talking, I asked you, is there
Speaker 1: anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans And you said nope, nope,
Speaker 1: open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,
Speaker 1: this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a
Speaker 1: little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so
Speaker 1: much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some
Speaker 1: things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.
Speaker 3: Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.
Speaker 3: I need that one.
Speaker 1: Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.
Speaker 2: That was a time.
Speaker 1: It was something.
Speaker 2: It was something. It was very interesting. But also I
Speaker 2: like my head was cocked to the side a few times.
Speaker 2: She's like, Okay, where is this going.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it lost me in the beginning
Speaker 2: when we were talking about a squirrel as.
Speaker 1: If it was a dog. You don't like dog exactly care.
Speaker 2: Which is why I'm like, I don't know to think
Speaker 2: of I don't even like dogs. You think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: like a squirrel.
Speaker 1: You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is, that is you. We
Speaker 1: were talking on the show the other day about f
Speaker 1: that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,
Speaker 1: and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,
Speaker 1: And you know what I was thinking about you.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's okay.
Speaker 1: You could never be my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He said. The squirrel has a room in his house.
Speaker 1: How dope is that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, I can't. Oh sorry, he is.
Speaker 1: Coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at Diamond
Speaker 1: Sincere on Instagram Peta. That was her, not me.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Free range squirrels are my vibe. God. All right, but
Speaker 1: let's get to the other stuff. So I know this
Speaker 1: is your first time producing a podcast with me. I
Speaker 1: appreciate your time, by the way. So we do two things.
Speaker 1: We do a burn book. You know what the burn
Speaker 1: book is. It's where we basically light somebody on fire yep,
Speaker 1: metaphorically for something they've done to piss us off. And
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I've been keeping a list of things.
Speaker 1: There's so many. Oh you're ready, I'm ready, but I
Speaker 1: kind of want one from you today.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm ready.
Speaker 1: And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where
Speaker 1: you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you're the thank you listeners have asked me that
Speaker 1: they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm ready, she's ready. Okay.
Speaker 2: So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,
Speaker 2: Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, Oh,
Speaker 2: we may put you on the jumbo.
Speaker 1: Tron, so you are an alumni.
Speaker 2: Yes, what happened here?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: It's very fuzzy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I step out to go to the bathroom and to
Speaker 2: get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come
Speaker 2: back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.
Speaker 2: The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's going on the JumboTron. I sit down and they
Speaker 2: say and from power one oh five nine less simone,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, it's one of those things where
Speaker 2: you want to say, well, who the fuck is Nyhlessamone?
Speaker 1: But I know her. She's actually a friend.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,
Speaker 2: are you serious? Right now? Black History Months hasn't even ended,
Speaker 2: and you mixing up the black people.
Speaker 1: I can't do this.
Speaker 2: So I don't know exactly who I want to burn.
Speaker 2: But whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone
Speaker 2: in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?
Speaker 2: Say it on the Jumbo's, you know, And I'm like
Speaker 2: an idiot looking into the camera waving because what.
Speaker 1: Else are you gonna do? No, that's when you cause
Speaker 1: a scene and you do the little like cutthroat thing
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, that ain't it, that is not me,
Speaker 1: and then you mouth to the camera I am diamond. No.
Speaker 2: First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because
Speaker 2: there were too many actors from the sopranos in the
Speaker 2: audience shut up or on the court Bobby I don't
Speaker 2: know his real name.
Speaker 1: His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.
Speaker 2: Well he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you know it is what it is. I made
Speaker 2: the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.
Speaker 2: So whoever the motherfucker is who was in charge of that?
Speaker 2: I hope your ass burns.
Speaker 1: Okay, flamed them? I love that. Do you going for
Speaker 1: if this happens again? Do you have a plan?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because it was so what are you gonna do? I
Speaker 2: can't do the No, that's not me. Why that's so bad?
Speaker 1: They fucked it up?
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele. You know that
Speaker 2: meme of her saying court side while the camera's on
Speaker 2: her and she's like looking everywhere else. Maybe I'll do
Speaker 2: that because you're talking to Nilosamone, not me. I don't
Speaker 2: know why the camera's on me.
Speaker 1: Oh does Nyla know this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? She thought it was funny, of course.
Speaker 1: Because she got some extra shine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.
Speaker 2: That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nilo Simone. Okay,
Speaker 2: I feel like that.
Speaker 1: Should be the name of this episode. I'm not who
Speaker 1: is Nila Simone? Because every episode is a question. That
Speaker 1: would be it. Oh man, all right, are you ready
Speaker 1: for the ask me anything? I am hit me with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this question comes from running All Day ninety four. Okay,
Speaker 2: very interesting at name. I want to hear more about
Speaker 2: that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad
Speaker 2: day on air? And how do you navigate them?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's a good question, is hm? I mean I
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on
Speaker 1: the air. I think the problem is I don't know
Speaker 1: when it's happening. Why listen? In my head, everything I
Speaker 1: say is the best thing I've ever said, So I
Speaker 1: don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you think I have bad days? No? Why?
Speaker 2: No? So I interpreted the question as like, if you're
Speaker 2: having a bad day and you go on air, how
Speaker 2: do you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked
Speaker 2: that question because if you are having a bad day,
Speaker 2: you don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?
Speaker 2: You know? So I'm like, what do you do to
Speaker 2: basically not let it show so publicly?
Speaker 1: What do you do a lot of drugs? Just start
Speaker 1: with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom and dad,
Speaker 1: who aren't listening because they don't know how to work podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's great. I think we all have really shitty days,
Speaker 1: and we have bad days. I think the one thing
Speaker 1: that I try, like I kind of pride myself on,
Speaker 1: is being professional. I mean this might be a little
Speaker 1: too in depth, but I have dated people who I
Speaker 1: swear to God would like wake up in the morning
Speaker 1: and just choose violence, like start a fight with me
Speaker 1: while I was on the air, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're gonna fight about
Speaker 1: this right now. So I learned a long time ago,
Speaker 1: even when I was an intern, how to sort of
Speaker 1: compartmentalize the two things. There are just four hours in
Speaker 1: a day that I need to focus on what I'm
Speaker 1: doing and have a good time, and it's also an
Speaker 1: escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening. So it's
Speaker 1: easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna have a
Speaker 1: good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and it kind
Speaker 1: of gives you an excuse to not focus on what
Speaker 1: you maybe should be focusing on. But like, just give
Speaker 1: me this break for these four hours. There have been
Speaker 1: times where something is weighing on me a little bit
Speaker 1: and it's appropriate to talk about on the air, and
Speaker 1: we talk about those things, like my damn hare we
Speaker 1: talked about that the way. Oh, thank you, even though
Speaker 1: you told me it looks like it's giving mullet.
Speaker 3: It is a.
Speaker 2: Bullet, but you can make me sound like such an
Speaker 2: asshole thing.
Speaker 1: No, that's how you know we're good for what it is.
Speaker 2: It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very
Speaker 2: happy about it. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened
Speaker 1: over the summer, I got really sick. About three months
Speaker 1: after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and
Speaker 1: it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.
Speaker 1: And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who
Speaker 1: has seen how bad it was because you were helping
Speaker 1: me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll
Speaker 1: wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide
Speaker 1: it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out
Speaker 1: to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,
Speaker 1: bless its heart, it's growing back and now I have
Speaker 1: these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is
Speaker 1: just fluffy. And Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.
Speaker 2: It is given.
Speaker 1: What don't want me to do about it?
Speaker 2: Making of love is blind. It's giving Trevor from Love
Speaker 2: is Blind at the top.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, go straight to hell. You know what
Speaker 1: it is, what it is. So we share those moments
Speaker 1: on the air, and the ones that aren't appropriate for
Speaker 1: the air, we just ignore until ten oh one when
Speaker 1: we're off, and then you just go about your business.
Speaker 1: You start fighting with somebody again.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse.
Speaker 1: Somebody out in the st you know all the things.
Speaker 1: But that's I guess that would be the answer.
Speaker 2: What about you, I say, I don't know. I'm so
Speaker 2: grateful to like have a job, that have the job
Speaker 2: that I have that I feel like if I'm in
Speaker 2: a shitty mood, like shake it off and figure it out,
Speaker 2: like it is what it is. There are some people
Speaker 2: who live shitty lives and have shitty jobs on top
Speaker 2: of it. So it's like like what do I have
Speaker 2: to be upset about?
Speaker 1: And also just I laugh at.
Speaker 2: Everything that I go through, like I'm like, oh I
Speaker 2: got a ticket?
Speaker 1: What a loser? Okay, great, Okay. So this is a
Speaker 1: part Diamond where Andrew usually says, don't forget like phone subscribe.
Speaker 2: I gotta do that. Yeah, yes, saying oh, okay, don't
Speaker 2: forget like what don't forget like phone subscribe stuff? What
Speaker 2: uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get
Speaker 2: your podcasts.
Speaker 1: We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond, thank
Speaker 1: you for being my producer. I might have to keep you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram
Speaker 1: at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've
Speaker 1: been shadow band. You can also just search my first
Speaker 1: and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where
Speaker 1: can they find you?
Speaker 2: At Diamond? Sincere on everything besides Twitter. Because someone won't
Speaker 2: give me the name. Your nader's Rose or Ruby or
Speaker 2: something like. It's not even Diamond, say Ruby. We'll put
Speaker 2: her in the burn book next time.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, okay, good this nitch Ruby. He is not
Speaker 1: even diamonds sat Oh my god, it pisses me off. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe at
Speaker 1: Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review, even if you hate us,
Speaker 1: leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that, but
Speaker 1: I have to be you know, diplomatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice
Speaker 2: reply back, so okay, and we'll see you next week.