WEBVTT - When Did Your Pants Get So Tight?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's up? It's gone the with another episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a different producer sitting in with me,

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<v Speaker 1>one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Got me really excited. I did the high pitch thing

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<v Speaker 2>because you just made my day.

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<v Speaker 1>So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds

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<v Speaker 1>exactly the same off the aras on the air. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a radio voice, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Is very weird because I think I do it because

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<v Speaker 2>I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's like like the natural. Diamond is first of

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<v Speaker 1>all my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some

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<v Speaker 1>real shit when you're talking like that. But I always

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<v Speaker 1>think of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day, she used to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she

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<v Speaker 2>did when she was nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it nervous. It was nerves that did that. I

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<v Speaker 1>always just thought it was her trying to be like

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<v Speaker 1>extra sexy or do whatever. But then the cameras would

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<v Speaker 1>catch her slipping every now and then she'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>what up?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Watch her show the show Love in Paris

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<v Speaker 2>or Life in Paris. It's on Peacock. It's good, it's

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<v Speaker 2>really good.

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<v Speaker 1>You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love

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<v Speaker 1>is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and

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<v Speaker 1>get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?

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<v Speaker 2>Matthew, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest, just based on what you see

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. I probably would have picked Matthew because

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<v Speaker 1>he's so fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I would have picked him just to

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<v Speaker 2>have conversations with him. He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched

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<v Speaker 1>Love is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of shit going on. I think all

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<v Speaker 1>the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming. Oh oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nervous. So you got me watching that bullshit. You

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<v Speaker 1>got me watching The Traders, but you you sold me

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<v Speaker 1>with one person. So of course CT is great. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like your typical Boston, like southy Boston boy. That is him.

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<v Speaker 1>You would maybe like if you love him, you might

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<v Speaker 1>like Southeast Ooh, I used to in Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we take a trip?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go Red Sox.

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<v Speaker 1>We should. But now you have me watching some shit

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<v Speaker 1>life in Paris?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's actually really really really good, like you get her? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it a little shot. And you still are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't beg.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna make me beg.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not and I will. I'll beg all right if

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<v Speaker 1>if I were to watch it, which I probably won't.

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<v Speaker 1>Which seasons, which cast do I start with.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it depends on the franchise. Okay, so if

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing Atlanta seasons one through six, maybe, Dear God. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you could pick a random season within from

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<v Speaker 2>one through six, and I think that you would be

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<v Speaker 2>thoroughly entertained. Beverly Hills. I say, the first two seasons,

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<v Speaker 2>or skip to season five or season ten. Okay, trust me,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm I rewatch all the time. And then

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<v Speaker 2>in New York you want to watch season seven, eight

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<v Speaker 2>and nine, maybe six, seven eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually very impressed by the fact that you even

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<v Speaker 1>know these seasons. Oh no, cast off the top of

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<v Speaker 1>your head.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into it, and I think that you would love

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<v Speaker 2>this one specific housewife. Everybody always gets confused or they

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<v Speaker 2>like look at me like I'm crazy when I say

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<v Speaker 2>that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.

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<v Speaker 2>She was married to Lee Radswell's son, who was Jackie

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy's sister. I mean, so she was like a big

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<v Speaker 2>deal in like or she was related to people who

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<v Speaker 2>were a big deal. But then you come on this

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<v Speaker 2>show and people were like, what are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>And she was just so smart and witty and just like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Carol, I miss you girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Where'd she go?

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<v Speaker 2>Not on any she quit because she got into it

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<v Speaker 2>with Bethany. Bethany was like her best friend. They got

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<v Speaker 2>into it, and technically, I think like from the outside

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<v Speaker 2>looking in, it looked like Andy took Bethany's side. So

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<v Speaker 2>Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they still

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<v Speaker 2>talk about each other to this day. And that was

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty sixteen. Oh what a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually wish you just had your own podcast in general,

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of people don't know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. So I said, I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>an episode on all of the show members who don't

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<v Speaker 1>have their own segment on this show. So that would

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<v Speaker 1>be and I know we talked to you all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scotti.

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<v Speaker 1>We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a mess, But I think maybe we should do you next.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm down, Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but before we do that, there is a person

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<v Speaker 1>who is going to be my guest today who talk

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<v Speaker 1>about weird stuff. I guess we should just get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hype it up. We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into the meat of it because he's already here. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just do it, all right, this is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>great one and a weird one. I am so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm an animal lover. And a few years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>during the pandemic, right, yeah, during the pandemic, we all

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<v Speaker 1>started following Peanut the Squirrel on Instagram. Peanut has a

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<v Speaker 1>handler named Mark. We're allowed to use your name, rate, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark's here. Obviously Peanut has a handler named Mark, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was such a cute relationship we all got obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Mark came on the show. That's when we

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<v Speaker 1>met you for the first time, and things have taken

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<v Speaker 1>a drastic turn from there in good ways. So welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, Mark aka squirrel Daddy whatch she hates

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<v Speaker 1>being called?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's start with the cute stuff. Peanut the Squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you guys meet? I know it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a sad story.

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<v Speaker 3>I work in New York City and I was leaving

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<v Speaker 3>a project and saw this squirrel get hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a busy intersection downtown. So I ran

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the intersection because I saw she

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<v Speaker 3>was still moving. Unfortunately she had passed and what was

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<v Speaker 3>moving was this little baby and he was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>cross the street. I ran in the middle of Manhattan,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how that is. Yeah, and me and him

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<v Speaker 3>locked eyes and I tried to like shuffle him out

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<v Speaker 3>of the way, and he crawled up my leg and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, let's go, you know, let's go. So

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<v Speaker 3>got in the car, drove back to Connecticut on the

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<v Speaker 3>phone with their vet and they were like, Mark, we're

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna put him down. I was like, you can't, can't,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nothing wrong with so.

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<v Speaker 1>He was injured or no, he wasn't injured.

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<v Speaker 3>And injured he said one eye closed. He was still

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<v Speaker 3>very young, and they were like, we're just gonna put

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<v Speaker 3>him down. Yeah. So I took a picture of him,

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<v Speaker 3>started him on Instagram and boom, somebody called me and

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<v Speaker 3>was like, do you want to get your wildlife rehabber's license.

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<v Speaker 3>We can coach you. You could take the test in

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<v Speaker 3>the course and then you could do your community service

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<v Speaker 3>hours while you know, managing Peanut. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is awesome. You know, I will build a bond,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll get him ready for the wild. I'll put him

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<v Speaker 3>in my backyard so he'll be close. So that time came,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm bawling my eyes out and there he goes

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<v Speaker 3>up to his first tree, and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>that he'll be in the backyard. Maybe he'll bring me

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<v Speaker 3>some babies, or he'll come home if he needs some

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<v Speaker 3>food or something. A day and a half later, sitting

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<v Speaker 3>on my porch missing half of his tail. Oh, so

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<v Speaker 3>we ended up getting attacked by something. I have no idea,

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<v Speaker 3>but that was the end of peanuts wildlife career and

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<v Speaker 3>he became a domesticated indoor squirrel.

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<v Speaker 1>So he got attacked and he came back to your

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<v Speaker 1>porch like, hello, this doesn't work out for me.

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<v Speaker 3>It was not for him. I think he tried to

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<v Speaker 3>make a friend and the friend wanted to eat him instead.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's terrible. And you never found out what attacked him.

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<v Speaker 3>He never found out. There were some local cats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But I having a.

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<v Speaker 1>Clue, Okay, does he have weird reactions to like dogs

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<v Speaker 1>or anything or any animals that would make you think.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem is he has no survival instinct, like

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<v Speaker 3>he'll go to.

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<v Speaker 1>A home, he has his own room. Oh yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of survival instinct? What do you happen? Literally nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>you're living my dream life. Tell me some of the

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<v Speaker 1>best things that have happened from this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.

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<v Speaker 3>I do like to communicate as many people as possible,

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<v Speaker 3>just say thank you for the love and support, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm nothing without be nut. And I posted up a

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<v Speaker 3>picture of him eating oatmeal and holding a sign, and

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<v Speaker 3>my now wife shot me a DM. She wrote in

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<v Speaker 3>love and I was like, got a message, this one

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<v Speaker 3>back and we started talking like accounting investments and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, this is a catfish. This is you in

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<v Speaker 3>the basement and he's having a blast with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Send me your cash app.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, don't want to be rude, but

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<v Speaker 3>do you mind facetiming me? And she hit me with

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<v Speaker 3>the like I could do it in twenty five minutes

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, this dude's going to get the girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this video turns out. She went and got a flying

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<v Speaker 3>squirrel costume, one of the costumes I wear in one

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<v Speaker 3>of Peanuts videos. She facetimed me with the costume on,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I'm in love with you. How

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<v Speaker 3>do I meet you? This is the coolest thing in

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<v Speaker 3>the world. And ended up meeting her. We traveled the

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<v Speaker 3>world and Peanut gained a squirrel mom and now she

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<v Speaker 3>takes the videos with him and she's just been blowing

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<v Speaker 3>up on TikTok and I'm just the background noise.

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<v Speaker 1>No oh no, We're gonna get to why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>the background noise in a moment. So he was cool

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as she came in, like, yes, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a new friend, no problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a tiny bit jealous, not gonna lie. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I dealt with this squirrel for seven years and he's

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<v Speaker 3>seven seven.

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<v Speaker 1>How long does squirrels live?

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<v Speaker 3>Ten to twenty years?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, we're rooting for twenty you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just glad he lets me live in a house.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if I could, if he could talk, then

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it'd be out of this this portion of

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<v Speaker 3>my life. But yeah, he's been like and again, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what happened. I wish I had an explanation

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<v Speaker 3>to why he's so good with people, but he loves.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the person saved him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, usually they tend to like the person that saved them,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they're very defensive towards everybody else. Weird thing

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<v Speaker 3>is I got to meet other people's squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like a big community, the squirrel community?

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<v Speaker 3>Shockingly, it's bigger than you think. Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how big are we talking?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>How many people could I meet that have a squirrel?

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<v Speaker 3>Like five hundred to one thousand. Interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>So, in the process of all of this, you started

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<v Speaker 1>a wildlife rescue. What is that about? Because you sort

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<v Speaker 1>of mentioned it right before this interview started. And the

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<v Speaker 1>numbers I have here on my bio are clearly very

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<v Speaker 1>old because this says you have eleven horses, but you

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<v Speaker 1>said you have how many?

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<v Speaker 3>We're close to forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have forty horses that you have rescued, Yes, from.

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<v Speaker 3>We tend to look for animals that are coming from

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<v Speaker 3>the auction lines or the kill pens, so we're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of their last line of defense. What's happening a lot?

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't know this. I'm not a horse guy,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife is. And we started this and we realized

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<v Speaker 3>how many animals were going to the auction that were

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<v Speaker 3>being mistreated. We were like, okay, this is a perfect

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<v Speaker 3>opportunity to turn Peanuts' pages into something really good and

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<v Speaker 3>why not start a nonprofit with one rescue and help

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<v Speaker 3>as many as we could. So we just started in it.

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<v Speaker 3>The floodgates opened with peanuts social media being you know

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<v Speaker 3>where it's at. A lot of people were like, this

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<v Speaker 3>is amazing, but we also know that this animal needs,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, a home. This one does, this one does,

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<v Speaker 3>and we just kind of started to travel and travel

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<v Speaker 3>and travel. We couldn't say no.

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<v Speaker 1>So Peanut has taken you around the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Peanut has taken me around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he make these trips with you ever?

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<v Speaker 3>I wish? Okay, I wish the diva himself. He stays

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<v Speaker 3>at home. Why is that he doesn't like the car?

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<v Speaker 3>It gets a little car sick. We're driving to our

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<v Speaker 3>new place and he started gagging and I'm like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>he's gonna die. Called everybody up and they were like,

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<v Speaker 3>he starting just being dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do a squirrel gag?

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<v Speaker 3>See? I do a lot of the noises, but this

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<v Speaker 3>one was a little unique, and I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's dying. He's dead. I'm calling everybody crying. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>he's this is it, this is it. We're we're going down.

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<v Speaker 3>He took a bad turn out on the side of

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<v Speaker 3>the highway. Crying in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Was very funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I have the cat screaming in my in the passenger

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<v Speaker 3>seat and Peanut on my lap, just like spitting up ship,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the one one and done that does not travel.

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<v Speaker 3>He's made it clear, don't travel.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? How many ghasts do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred and fifty right now? My god?

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<v Speaker 1>Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Six manture horses. We have too many donkeys? We

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<v Speaker 3>have ten l packas, stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>The softest little My god, sheep? How many sheep? Two sheep?

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<v Speaker 1>What's a hinnie?

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<v Speaker 3>A hinnie is a donkey and a horse mix.

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<v Speaker 1>And how many of those do you have? You have

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<v Speaker 1>two innies?

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<v Speaker 3>How many birds the flock of chicken, geese and quails?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably fifty? And then somebody adopted their macaw to our

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<v Speaker 3>How many?

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<v Speaker 1>How big is the place where you live? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys all on top of each other?

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<v Speaker 3>Or one hundred and fifty acres, so wow, plenty of room.

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<v Speaker 3>And again we wanted to establish something really big. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like a big, big journey in a big

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<v Speaker 3>project to start, but we thought, why not try to

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<v Speaker 3>make it as big as possible?

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<v Speaker 1>When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?

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<v Speaker 1>So all these animals stay there just for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of their lives. Are you trying to get them back

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<v Speaker 1>out to other places?

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<v Speaker 3>We do have an adoption program for our horses and

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<v Speaker 3>our goats, but it kind of depends because we take

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<v Speaker 3>so many in that are older, have disabilities, have lingering injuries,

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<v Speaker 3>or need medications. We're going to keep them. So we

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<v Speaker 3>do have healthier animals as well that we're hoping to

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<v Speaker 3>get back into loving families. Okay, I'm not a horse guy,

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<v Speaker 3>and I will go and hang out with them all

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<v Speaker 3>day long. They're the coolest.

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<v Speaker 1>Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you have visitors that can come to the

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<v Speaker 1>farm and check things out.

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<v Speaker 3>All of the time, literally touch things? Yes, everything you.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be touched. What do they all have names? They

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<v Speaker 1>all have names, you know all their names for.

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<v Speaker 3>The most part. Yes, sometimes there's a goat or two

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<v Speaker 3>that don't really remember. And then I realized that my

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<v Speaker 3>wife snuck two more goats.

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<v Speaker 1>In, and so there was one day I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>those people are like hide shoes in their trucks. Your

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<v Speaker 1>wife sneaks in goats goats. I like her, this is great.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to

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<v Speaker 1>Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting some

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff in a minute. Peanuts Freedom Farm. How would

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<v Speaker 1>they do that?

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<v Speaker 3>We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and

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<v Speaker 3>uts Peanuts Freedofarm dot com. We also have an Instagram

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<v Speaker 3>Peanuts Freedom Farm. We've been just kind of rolling with

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<v Speaker 3>the punches.

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<v Speaker 1>Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.

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<v Speaker 3>You are educated in what mechanical engineering and criminal justice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So this whole social media thing was never a real

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<v Speaker 3>big thing for me for the most part. For a while,

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<v Speaker 3>I hid my face and then people are like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>who's this guy behind the squirrel? Yeah, so I incorporated

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<v Speaker 3>my and I was like, well, I have really bad anxiety,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like this will be a really good

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<v Speaker 3>way for me to work on it. If I, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>show the world who I am, they might take a

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<v Speaker 3>liking or they might think I'm a dick. So we

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<v Speaker 3>just got to go with it. So I used it

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<v Speaker 3>in my benefit to kind of break out of my

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<v Speaker 3>show because I am just introvert. I'm a homebody, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, you know, this would be cool if

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the background noise of this scrol we can make

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<v Speaker 3>some funny content. I think people will just enjoy this

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<v Speaker 3>very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?

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<v Speaker 3>It really has. You know, we've been doing interviews like this.

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<v Speaker 3>You give me three years ago, you wouldn't have seen me.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you really? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still working? Are you still doing a day job?

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<v Speaker 3>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Or has this given you the.

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<v Speaker 3>Freedom I will never stop doing my day job?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a wave, and I think the more that you understand

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<v Speaker 3>it's a wave, the better you'll be out in the

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<v Speaker 3>long run.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you

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<v Speaker 1>in a completely different direction from your job? Is because

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<v Speaker 1>as we started watching peanut, you fly onto your hand,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk in. It's very adorable. All great, Then your

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<v Speaker 1>pants got tired and tighter. Was this on purpose?

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<v Speaker 3>This was not on purpose? And I will, oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>I will fight this till the day I died. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So two things happen and people are like, you're full

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<v Speaker 3>of shit playing hockey my entire life. I had emergency

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<v Speaker 3>surgery on my groin. Nothing crazy. They cut me open

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<v Speaker 3>four different spots from my belly button down to my manhood.

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<v Speaker 3>I became one percent woman that day. They gave me

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<v Speaker 3>a big patch of the vaginal mesh on my left

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<v Speaker 3>side of my groin. Didn't tell me that, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just yep, is it? And you know I do get

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<v Speaker 3>lingering pain from it. So I always wore compression clothes,

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<v Speaker 3>so that was always my thing. And then cool thing

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<v Speaker 3>that I got was a cool gym sponsorship. So this

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<v Speaker 3>company was sending me close and first time they send

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<v Speaker 3>me clothes, I called the rep and I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I could wear these and he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you mean? And I sent him a picture

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like you sure these are extra large

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<v Speaker 3>and he was like yeah. I was like they don't

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<v Speaker 3>look extra large. I think I'm gonna get ridiculed for this.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, make a video, see how it goes,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll send you more clothes. Oh and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a setup, fair enough, okay deal. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>just keep am exl because I don't think I could

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<v Speaker 3>go any smaller than this and I would just get

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<v Speaker 3>chewed apart on the internet. Like you shop at the

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<v Speaker 3>baby Gap, you steal your They do look tight, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was never intentional. I think what really happened was

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<v Speaker 3>I got a little off track with peanuts diet. He

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<v Speaker 3>loves avocado, but we got thick. The man when he

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<v Speaker 3>jumped couldn't go anywhere but straight. So from the counter,

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<v Speaker 3>I am around six to one mm hmm. My booty

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<v Speaker 3>is right next to the counter, So he wasn't jumping

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<v Speaker 3>any lower, he wasn't jumping any higher. He just landed

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<v Speaker 3>on my landing pad, which Hockey helped me build.

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<v Speaker 1>So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>company that wanted to sponsor you. They gave you pants

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<v Speaker 1>that just happened to be tight. And now we have

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<v Speaker 1>a squirrel who's gained a couple pounds and can't jump

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<v Speaker 1>any higher than right at the butt, and what happens

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<v Speaker 1>from there?

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<v Speaker 3>Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I

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<v Speaker 3>would find him in my oatmeal. I would find him

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<v Speaker 3>in the refrigerator. There was one day I was getting

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<v Speaker 3>the milk from the refrigerator. I shut the refrigerator, couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>find Peanut for like forty five minutes. I'm panicking around

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<v Speaker 3>the house, and then I went back downstairs and the

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<v Speaker 3>milk is literally seeping through the refrigerator and I open

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<v Speaker 3>the door. Milk's everywhere. He jumped to me, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Cute, So you're living my dream life. He also almost

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<v Speaker 1>maybe throws to that. So initially the internet is ridiculing

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<v Speaker 1>you your s medium pants. I see what you're doing here, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? How did this then turn into OnlyFans?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.

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<v Speaker 1>It says the New York based engineer has become an

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<v Speaker 1>unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut

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<v Speaker 1>the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple

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<v Speaker 1>itches as they follow the duo's exploits, as one gay

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<v Speaker 1>fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,

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<v Speaker 1>stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?

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<v Speaker 3>Just I happen to get a message, and again I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of begin not that message to hey, do you

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<v Speaker 3>have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have a page yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it mostly men mostly women?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it

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<v Speaker 3>was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't bait anybody into thinking something else. Because the biggest

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<v Speaker 3>thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is

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<v Speaker 3>a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,

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<v Speaker 3>because gay men will tell you straight to your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to

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<v Speaker 3>go play in traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've never felt better about myself or worse about

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<v Speaker 1>myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do

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<v Speaker 3>that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and

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<v Speaker 1>you think there maybe some money in this.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. I did one of those did you do.

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<v Speaker 1>That by yourself or did you have an influence from

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<v Speaker 1>someone else?

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<v Speaker 3>I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom

0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:12.920
<v Speaker 3>after a shower, and I was like, could I see

0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:15.879
<v Speaker 3>myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My

0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:18.080
<v Speaker 3>mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn

0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:20.679
<v Speaker 3>Italians but the most down to earth people, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, if I'm going to do this, I need

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<v Speaker 3>to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.

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<v Speaker 3>So I called my dad and he's like, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have to explain to them? What OnlyFans?

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<v Speaker 3>Was? No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom

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<v Speaker 3>and dad know everything. My mom and dad are in

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<v Speaker 3>their fifties. They think they're in their twenties, still party

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<v Speaker 3>and hard, having fun, and they were like, shit, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna make a ton of money, go have a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a second.

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<v Speaker 3>But the first thing I said, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 3>might sell some feet picks and my mom was sign

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<v Speaker 3>me up. Yeah, And everybody's like, all right, if you're

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<v Speaker 3>doing the feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to see how this goes and see, you know,

0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.879
<v Speaker 3>best part about this website is you kind of have

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<v Speaker 3>your own rules. So uh, that was what I was juggling.

0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:06.560
<v Speaker 3>My parents were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun.

0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.400
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna laugh at you the entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>No way, at this point are they thinking it's just

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<v Speaker 1>feet picks.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they had a gist of it was going

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<v Speaker 3>to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>I never really had clothes on, so they kind of

0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:20.399
<v Speaker 3>thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just

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<v Speaker 3>felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.399
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you

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<v Speaker 3>know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally

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<v Speaker 3>yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was

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<v Speaker 3>That was kind of a day. One hit a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't

0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:47.720
<v Speaker 3>want to go everybody's like, go buy a car, Like

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<v Speaker 3>for what, I have a car, right, you know, go

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<v Speaker 3>buy this, go by that, my guys, I really don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to do that. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>That was my biggest goal was you know this. This

0:21:57.720 --> 0:21:59.520
<v Speaker 3>organization was like, we can make a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?

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<v Speaker 1>Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make

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<v Speaker 1>the money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole

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<v Speaker 3>mob thing. We could we could really do that, and

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<v Speaker 3>we kind of we beat that number by a mile.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on

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<v Speaker 3>the internet and see everything for free.

0:22:16.680 --> 0:22:18.359
<v Speaker 1>And wait, at this point, is it still fee or

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:19.680
<v Speaker 1>have you graduated to other things?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I did a little bit of a photo set,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see

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<v Speaker 3>what was underneath and uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait do you prep for the photo shoot? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>going like Drake? Did you see the Drake video?

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<v Speaker 3>I saw that this morning. I was driving in and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're only fans.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do

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<v Speaker 3>You could do much much better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make a million, right yeah.

0:22:44.240 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Because it was just like I put my camera in

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<v Speaker 3>the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this

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<v Speaker 3>is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like

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<v Speaker 3>one of these like jiggles and I was like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is on camera I don't know if it

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<v Speaker 1>just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try yeah a little bit. Well,

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:02.800
<v Speaker 1>maybe we'll have to have you stand up and do

0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:05.560
<v Speaker 1>the wiggle. But you can also catch it on only fans. Okay,

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:07.239
<v Speaker 1>So you get up here in the bathroom, You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it. I'm going to do this wiggle.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a little research, reached out to a guy

0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:13.399
<v Speaker 3>who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you do? What do you do that a straight guy

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<v Speaker 3>can do? And he was like, armpits?

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, just showing your armpits. Get the hell out

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<v Speaker 1>of here, Diamond. Are you taking notes? Are we going

0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:25.400
<v Speaker 1>to be doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we

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<v Speaker 3>had a couple of horses already and we were looking

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<v Speaker 3>for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to turn this into be like, oh

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:41.919
<v Speaker 3>I got all this money like it was nothing like that.

0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:46.320
<v Speaker 3>And we found this ranch, this this farm in upstate

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<v Speaker 3>New York, and it was a perfect It was everything

0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:52.240
<v Speaker 3>that we would ever want. And I know it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>like the best way, but I paid for the property

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<v Speaker 3>with my Only Fans money.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're talking that much money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated

0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:06.760
<v Speaker 3>all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't

0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:08.479
<v Speaker 3>want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:10.440
<v Speaker 3>this stuff and people be like, well, you just you're

0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:13.679
<v Speaker 3>waving your your man parts around the internet. It's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I don't want these two to mix. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be the only fans guy that's

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<v Speaker 3>saving animals.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of animals, right, I think that might be illegal.

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 3>You might be flack. Yeah, you might not see me

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<v Speaker 3>after that, if you know. When it was like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>now there's this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep

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<v Speaker 3>it separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when

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<v Speaker 3>you guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you

0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:40.719
<v Speaker 3>guys found out my Only Fans, yeah, I had posted

0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:43.679
<v Speaker 3>it once on there, and then you know, I got

0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:47.119
<v Speaker 3>like really good positivity, but I was like, this is

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:49.480
<v Speaker 3>kind of a family page, and I don't want to

0:24:50.280 --> 0:24:52.000
<v Speaker 3>have my shirt off on this page. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>every once in a while somebody would send me something

0:24:54.560 --> 0:24:56.960
<v Speaker 3>funny or unique and I would wear it in a video,

0:24:57.080 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 3>but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this

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<v Speaker 3>like you're he and underwear it was a squirrel like

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<v Speaker 3>there were squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,

0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest where these underwear,

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 3>get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.639
<v Speaker 3>And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:17.760
<v Speaker 3>There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,

0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 3>it's really just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,

0:25:20.720 --> 0:25:22.399
<v Speaker 3>just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels do you

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<v Speaker 3>see that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat

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<v Speaker 3>holding his side? How are we missing this in my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Zero? Run now one?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's where I started, like my squirrel dad account.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut

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<v Speaker 1>the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's where you have oh shitlottle followers like half

0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:40.960
<v Speaker 1>a million there, Squirrel Daddy, go.

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<v Speaker 3>Ahead, girl, a squirrel underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Another squirrel Dad. There was all sick there was.

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<v Speaker 3>I reached out and I was like, listen, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the squirrel Daddy. I don't want this title, but I

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 3>got this title. Yeah, can I have it? He was

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<v Speaker 3>like nope.

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<v Speaker 1>They always say no. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like whatever.

0:25:59.200 --> 0:26:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce

0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:03.480
<v Speaker 1>and I told him he could have it if he

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:05.480
<v Speaker 1>would have a rap battle with me and then whoever

0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 1>won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 1>And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 1>for being a child predator because you can't use the

0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:16.400
<v Speaker 1>word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:17.840
<v Speaker 1>working on it. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>They took away peanuts TikTok. Why Peana had four million

0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:22.960
<v Speaker 3>bollowers on TikTok?

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:24.240
<v Speaker 1>What happened to peanutsticks?

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok. They took it away all what happened?

0:26:27.000 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 1>What they hacked with?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Okay, But one day I went on

0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.919
<v Speaker 3>there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's not funny, and I was just like, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I do? I was like, you go on TikTok,

0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:40.920
<v Speaker 3>and you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah, you could

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:42.920
<v Speaker 3>see people in the back of a bus talking about

0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 3>what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want to take

0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:46.359
<v Speaker 3>away my account. That's what the squirrel.

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 1>So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:49.159
<v Speaker 1>Just give it up there.

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<v Speaker 3>I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 3>which was great. It was cool to get kids. I

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 3>was like, you know what, and again the comments I

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 3>just couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:02.880
<v Speaker 3>it's like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:07.119
<v Speaker 3>very well. We landed on lad Bible and like he

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.080
<v Speaker 3>ended up getting like two hundred million views on a

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:09.800
<v Speaker 3>video on there.

0:27:09.880 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 1>And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?

0:27:12.280 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 3>He knew it on day one.

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 1>And he spoils himself with avocado.

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:19.000
<v Speaker 3>It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He

0:27:19.040 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 3>does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 3>eating and I'm like, he's dead.

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>So he's died twice so far, once s gagging in

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>the car and now when he stopped eating, go.

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 3>To the vet. Bet goes in, comes out immediately and

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 3>it's like a slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like,

0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 3>oh no, oh no. He comes up. He's like, Mark,

0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:38.159
<v Speaker 3>he's fine, Mike, what do you mean he hasn't eat

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 3>in seven days? How is he fine? He's like, go

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 3>to the store, get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff,

0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Like I clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:50.560
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:54.439
<v Speaker 3>I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:56.280
<v Speaker 3>go and get organic food. He devours it.

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:01.639
<v Speaker 3>I had put two little bowls down regular food. Organic

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:04.120
<v Speaker 3>food didn't touch the regular food destroyed.

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 1>So he could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:07.400
<v Speaker 1>on the Oh wow, but that should be a sign

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>for all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 3>Why are we exactly?

0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 1>it take from the time you started it too? When

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 1>did you start it?

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 3>About a year and a couple of months ago.

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>In a year and a couple months, you were able

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 1>to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 1>That's three hundred and how many acres? Three hundred fifty

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>three hundred and fifty acres? You made that much?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeap?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit?

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:30.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, done it.

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do this, and she's noddings, not.

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Yet knowing you. I gotta do is put some pudding

0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:36.880
<v Speaker 3>in a bucket and step on it and somebody will

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 3>buy it.

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I was saying that today, I said, I have seen

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>so many different things that are not even that sexual

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could

0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>be okay with like the crush porn thing smashing some

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Why would I not get paid for? You are an.

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Inspiration Two birds at one stone exactly.

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I would never hurt an animal, though I know they

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>do some weird things with that swishporn. Yeah, I would

0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 1>never step on a fish. Mashed potatoes, sign me up,

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 1>no problem. The whole cake category.

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 3>What if you ever want to help. I'm a good baker, so.

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 1>So we don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>I could bake things, Oh, they're good, might be perfect

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 3>for the feet.

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I love this. You're an inspiration.

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Wild and again I never really I don't know. And

0:29:22.680 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 3>the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 3>because again, Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:29.720
<v Speaker 3>Just the squirrel guy, well, what do you.

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Think is different about this? Then do you interact with

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:34.120
<v Speaker 1>people personally? Like, what are they getting that's different than

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>just going to a porn hub and searching whatever it

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 1>is that they would search. What's different about only fans?

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 3>I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 3>think the most shocking thing that people get are like,

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:44.760
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 3>the least I could do is say thank you and

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:50.000
<v Speaker 3>spark up your small talk, because you guys are the

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 3>reasons why I get to do this. I met like

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 3>one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my

0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 3>only Fans, and me and him became were.

0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>You friends before? After?

0:29:59.120 --> 0:29:59.400
<v Speaker 3>After?

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 3>And again, like this is the biggest and the funniest

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 3>thing is usually like when people say only fans are

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 3>thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, Yeah,

0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 3>you'll get a large majority of people that just want

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 3>a conversation.

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 1>the show.

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:18.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 3>don't have to talk to animals all the time. My

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 3>wife just kicks me out and to go do something,

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:23.920
<v Speaker 3>So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 3>like I am a person. This is a cool journey.

0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 3>But you know, like I have no problem have a

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 3>conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or you know,

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:35.320
<v Speaker 3>what I could do to make your only fans experience

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 3>a little bit better within my limits, you know. But

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 3>some people say some some wild stuff.

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 1>too far from me?

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 3>but I don't do that. And it's like you sure.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:55.040
<v Speaker 3>two on the toilet and film.

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yourself filming the shit?

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:30:57.040 --> 0:30:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Get it?

0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 3>But like here was the kicker was like, bend over

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 3>in your closet ship on a towel and point the

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 3>camera so we could see it all.

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.240
<v Speaker 3>Not enough? Maybe that would have been enough?

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Was is there a number that would have been enough?

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Like you got it? It's like set like that's a

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 3>big one.

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>That's seven figure.

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 3>That's a seven figure from me.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Because your face is in all of this right, well that's.

0:31:18.080 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I have distinctive tattoos. So if I didn't

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 3>show my face. You'd be like, oh, yeah, that like

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 3>I have peanut on my leg, tattoo poina on my leg.

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 3>They'd be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 1>So you draw the line at shitting on a towel.

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was That was it. There was a lot

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 3>of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay, and there's

0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:36.440
<v Speaker 3>no you know that the peeing and the shipping thing.

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk about how much you hate the

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>term squirrel, daddy, but you're just leaning into it.

0:31:42.480 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 3>No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 3>out a way from my brain and heart to like

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 3>take this in and stride there's nothing.

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Because Daddy discussed you.

0:31:52.400 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 1>thing has been really great for you. What is the

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 1>biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because

0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>obviously that's that's a great one.

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 3>I think it's just given us a little bit more

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 3>flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 3>get to meet a lot of new people. You get

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 3>to a lot of like experience you've never thought you

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 3>would imagine doing, traveling to Europe for some cool stuff

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 3>and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 3>was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 3>of celebrities and that was really cool.

0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 1>He was your favorite.

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 3>I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 3>Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 3>of his stuff, and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 3>And then like Demi Lovado did it, and then like

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 3>Rosie O'donald's You're getting like just all different sides of

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 3>the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 3>and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 3>and told me how to find Booty and I was like,

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 3>just jap on right. He was like the pug dude

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:00.080
<v Speaker 3>is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy? I

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 3>was like, fucking nail, I find well, did I beat

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.560
<v Speaker 3>the pug guy? Don't know who this guy is. I'm

0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 3>sure you're doing well, but I'm better.

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 1>what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you traveled the world.

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 3>I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 3>a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 3>established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind

0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 3>of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 3>calaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Then we still lying to children, lying to children terrible?

0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Was terrible asking for a friend again this waffle Wednesday.

0:33:35.920 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Can adults get in on it?

0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 3>This adult we'll put down whole box waffles and tell

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 3>everybody doesn't count. You know, people are like, you're into fitness.

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I do fitness so that I could eat

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of crap that I'm not to posed to.

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't do fitness to be a meathead. I will

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 3>finish the gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 3>came here, I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>some people I don't know. I don't want to hear

0:33:58.120 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 1>it from people who work out and have a lot

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>of muscles. Zero body felt, Oh, hou'se the pizza. I

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:03.960
<v Speaker 1>just take twelve, don'ts I find you to be a liar. Listen,

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sign up for fans to watch him twelve

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 1>donuts because I don't buy it.

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 3>Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 3>asmror whatever it.

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:15.839
<v Speaker 1>Is, chewing right in the microphone.

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 3>But I'll suck it through once again.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>That could really help you out with what that guy

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:25.280
<v Speaker 1>wanted you to do on the towel.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 3>I have to tell you this because this is funny.

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 3>Because this happens to be about my parents too, It's

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 3>could be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 3>ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 3>like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 3>dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:43.880
<v Speaker 3>entire life. So we had a day on the farm.

0:34:44.200 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 3>I pocketed up his socks, shipped him out to this man.

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 3>The man message me and said those were the best

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:54.240
<v Speaker 3>socks he has ever had in his entire Because.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:55.760
<v Speaker 1>People who are into that, they like like the funky

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:57.879
<v Speaker 1>or the better yeah, and he said your dad's funky

0:34:57.880 --> 0:34:59.879
<v Speaker 1>feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought

0:34:59.880 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 1>that they were yours.

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:02.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so called up my dad. I was like, listen,

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 3>I'll be needing about twelve pairs of those every month.

0:35:07.320 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 3>And he was like, how much is my cut? I'm

0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:10.879
<v Speaker 3>no cut cut.

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you make your dad work for free?

0:35:12.440 --> 0:35:14.240
<v Speaker 3>He comes up here and makes me pay for everything

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:18.000
<v Speaker 3>that kind of happens up here. So I definitely say

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 3>thank you in my own ways.

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:22.880
<v Speaker 1>a stinky sock man.

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:25.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll get like DMS. It'll be like I had the

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:27.840
<v Speaker 3>most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm.

0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Like snipping your sock.

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever tell them like, ha ha, joke's on you,

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 1>that's my dad.

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 3>There was one.

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks,

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>the people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 1>What other strange strange only fans request have you gotten,

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 1>because I know they're weird.

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:47.720
<v Speaker 3>It's mostly clothes, like they want like your shirt jeans.

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 3>I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 3>gym so I could sweating.

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Them jeans at the gym jeans Do people look at

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>you like.

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 3>Who's the fucker in the gym? They're like, who's that dick?

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 3>And I like, I don't tell anybody.

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.720
<v Speaker 1>You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this, yeah.

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I didn't

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:08.320
<v Speaker 3>have time to change. I was a farm life, you know. Yeah,

0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:11.719
<v Speaker 3>Like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.

0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:14.439
<v Speaker 1>So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans

0:36:14.440 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 1>and then you send them jeans.

0:36:15.440 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 3>Right, but they also want me to rub like skin

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 3>marks on them and like the fluids in there and everything.

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess the sweaty stock it's not yours, that's not yours.

0:36:28.600 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 3>No, No, I don't go that far.

0:36:30.520 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 1>But sweaty jeans, there's probably something in there.

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:35.279
<v Speaker 3>My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 3>friends because they love to make fun of me with

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 3>this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 3>puts your DNA all over things?

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>How much DNA are you sending them? Man?

0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 3>But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.320
<v Speaker 3>maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 3>we don't do that because it was like, can you

0:36:48.960 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 3>send me a condom?

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, no, no, You're gonna have like babies

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 1>running around Somehow, I don't know how it all happened.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Like this is okay, We're gonna put a limitation on this.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 3>I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that. Wow,

0:37:00.920 --> 0:37:02.479
<v Speaker 3>like being my ass with the jeams, I just worded

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:04.360
<v Speaker 3>the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 3>is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 3>for society these days to allow people to express themselves.

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:21.319
<v Speaker 1>people to be part of all? I mean, this is

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>very enticing.

0:37:22.480 --> 0:37:24.399
<v Speaker 3>So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 3>and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 1>What are the cons?

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 3>You don't want to lose your job? You want to

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 3>make Yeah, how does that work? Again? I went to

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 3>everybody and was like, hey, this is a good opportunity

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:38.839
<v Speaker 3>for me. What do you think? And it was just

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 3>like if it doesn't affect my life, it doesn't affect work,

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 3>doesn't affect anything.

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we get a raise for that around here, right.

0:37:47.680 --> 0:37:49.239
<v Speaker 3>And I kind of just tell people, you know, this

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 3>is a forever thing. You know, you don't want to

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 3>go into it having a regret or think you might

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:56.399
<v Speaker 3>have a regret one day, you know, because again, if

0:37:56.400 --> 0:37:59.839
<v Speaker 3>you're doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:00.760
<v Speaker 3>very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait did your only fans come before after the relationship?

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<v Speaker 3>After the relationship? Okay, So so you talk to her

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:08.400
<v Speaker 3>about it. I was just kind of like, hey, what

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 3>do you think about this? And she was like, let's

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 3>try it. Okay, you're already on the internet. Everybody you

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:16.680
<v Speaker 3>know judges you with your clothes on. What's the harm

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 3>in doing get with no clothes on?

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 1>You know, it is a nice little party trick though.

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Hey it's mostly well in conversation.

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:26.400
<v Speaker 3>People would always be like, you use the like pickup

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<v Speaker 3>line you want to see my squirrel.

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you refer to it as a squirrel? Please?

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 3>Internet that was not for me.

0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 1>And you've met one of your good friends from as

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 1>they were a subscriber.

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 3>He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 3>the dude like saves animals on it consistent, Like this

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<v Speaker 3>guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:53.840
<v Speaker 3>like us that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts.

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:56.799
<v Speaker 3>It's very weird. But you get to meet people that

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 3>you didn't really think you would have a connection with.

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 1>So interesting that you said that, And I've taken enough

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>of your time, So I promised we were at this

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.760
<v Speaker 1>up soon because I'll keep asking you like a billion questions.

0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 1>But you have this giant online community, you're close with

0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:13.279
<v Speaker 1>your parents, you have a real job, and you said

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that you're talking

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 1>to some people online who are also feeling lonely. How

0:39:19.760 --> 0:39:22.400
<v Speaker 1>many people do you run into who are just super

0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 1>lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?

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<v Speaker 3>So I kind of always touch base on my mental

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<v Speaker 3>health because I don't think men talk about it enough.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:37.640
<v Speaker 3>didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 3>It was a terrible thing that I did, because it

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<v Speaker 3>would make me an angry person and attribute a lot

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.680
<v Speaker 3>of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, he made me a more patient person. He

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:52.279
<v Speaker 3>made me somebody who just realized, like, this is not

0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 3>a good way to live. Like and I just kind

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 3>of started talking about a little bit more. And every

0:39:57.520 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 3>day I'd be like, hey, guys, just want you know,

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 3>like lust weeks have been really hard for me, Like

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 3>anxiety has been taken a toll. It's got a little

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 3>bit of depression, roll through the punches, but just let

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:08.719
<v Speaker 3>you know, like, I don't like to fight alone, and

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:11.320
<v Speaker 3>if you're ever having a tough time, you could always

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 3>reach out. I was born with big ears. I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>good listener. It would come down to people being like

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:19.600
<v Speaker 3>today I thought was my last day until you know,

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I heard your message and I'm like, again, I don't

0:40:22.160 --> 0:40:24.560
<v Speaker 3>want accolades. I don't want to starve from this. I'm

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:26.719
<v Speaker 3>not trying to win an award. It was just like, hey,

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 3>you know, the social media stuff is a fantasy. What

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:32.640
<v Speaker 3>you see on the internet is not what you see

0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 3>in life, and people have a hard time controlling what's

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 3>fantasy and what's real life.

0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>they've helped you?

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:43.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And it's from the little cracks of the jokes,

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 3>and you know, you get more family style people that

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 3>will have no problem like hitting you with a joke

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 3>or cracking at your like weak points and you could

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 3>laugh back.

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:56.399
<v Speaker 1>If you need that, you need to come around here.

0:40:56.480 --> 0:40:58.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 3>is here and you guys are just just rat I

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 3>love it. I love it.

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:03.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they would love to have you in at

0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>some point. If you want to come on the big show.

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:07.640
<v Speaker 3>Too, I would love to. It's that's when you know

0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:10.360
<v Speaker 3>people like you or you have a close knit family,

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 3>if you can make fun of the person next to

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 3>you and we could both laugh.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:18.759
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna get roasted, right. And sometimes when you listen

0:41:18.760 --> 0:41:20.239
<v Speaker 3>to the story, you know somebody's having a bad day

0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 3>because that person keeps just getting jabs. I love it.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:25.239
<v Speaker 3>And because the best part is I know in the

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 3>radio's off and you guys are in here just just

0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 3>giving it to each other.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:30.759
<v Speaker 1>So I say all the time, one of my love

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 1>love you, And that's me trying to pull you out

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 1>of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or

0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:39.360
<v Speaker 1>else just getting my jollies. I don't know.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Some days it's for me, some days it's for you.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 1>But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story.

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 3>All right.

0:41:44.600 --> 0:41:46.719
<v Speaker 1>So people want to find you Instagram, where can they

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>find you?

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 3>Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Underscore twelve. Theres a lot of underscore.

0:41:54.600 --> 0:41:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I still can't believe it was taken. And then OnlyFans.

0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 1>If people want to find you, let's make you some

0:41:58.280 --> 0:41:58.720
<v Speaker 1>more money.

0:41:58.800 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 3>Squirrel Underscore Dad.

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:04.279
<v Speaker 1>He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.

0:42:04.440 --> 0:42:06.719
<v Speaker 3>You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:08.359
<v Speaker 3>the more I could try to take it in, the

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 3>more you'll kind of fade away.

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me

0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 1>some things.

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 3>You gotta watch your words about you're talking about this

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 3>stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn,

0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, well, it's kind of.

0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>But you bought a farm, right and not in the

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 1>way that you died Gray, But I know who that is.

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:28.279
<v Speaker 3>Funniest thing it is because you talked about it on

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:32.319
<v Speaker 3>the radio and I was like, oh my god, I

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:33.240
<v Speaker 3>swore I saw.

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Him in Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos,

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know that's him. I know

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>it's him, but.

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 3>You I ship you not. I heard you say. I

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 3>looked it up and I was like, that guy has

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 3>a whole alphabet coming up his tattoo are like and

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.319
<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow, geez, I was getting to do

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:50.800
<v Speaker 3>it is flying high? Good for you man, you.

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 3>No, I just want to say thank you for having

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 3>me anytime.

0:42:58.560 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>This is great.

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 3>It's like, I shit, you're not still starstruck because I

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 3>listened to.

0:43:03.000 --> 0:43:05.440
<v Speaker 1>You guys for years and that's amazing.

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 3>The first time that I woke up and I had

0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 3>like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:14.759
<v Speaker 3>my mom was like, they're talking about you on the stage.

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh no, the show loves you. I told you.

0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 1>They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,

0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:22.760
<v Speaker 1>which is why I think we should talk to Andrew

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>and set up a time for you to come in

0:43:24.280 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>and actually like be on the big show, because they

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>would really enjoy this and you're so fun. I appreciate

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 1>that and open to talking about anything.

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:33.439
<v Speaker 3>You can't come to this office and not.

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:34.319
<v Speaker 1>Just you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't like that because you'll find it yes, and

0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:38.840
<v Speaker 3>then we'll be on the radio and you'll be like, so,

0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 3>what's that. I have no choice but to say, yeah.

0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:44.279
<v Speaker 1>I will just say and I'll end it here. But

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 1>I when we were talking, I asked you, is there

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:49.799
<v Speaker 1>anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans And you said nope, nope,

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:52.440
<v Speaker 1>open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 1>this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 1>much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 1>things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.879
<v Speaker 3>Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 3>I need that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a time.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something.

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<v Speaker 2>It was something. It was very interesting. But also I

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:31.320
<v Speaker 2>like my head was cocked to the side a few times.

0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:33.320
<v Speaker 2>She's like, Okay, where is this going.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:38.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think it lost me in the beginning

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 2>when we were talking about a squirrel as.

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:48.320
<v Speaker 1>If it was a dog. You don't like dog exactly care.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is why I'm like, I don't know to think

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:51.759
<v Speaker 2>of I don't even like dogs. You think I'm gonna

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:52.400
<v Speaker 2>like a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 1>but it is what it is, that is you. We

0:44:58.200 --> 0:44:59.840
<v Speaker 1>were talking on the show the other day about f

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 1>that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.279
<v Speaker 1>and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,

0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:06.799
<v Speaker 1>And you know what I was thinking about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's okay.

0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:09.040
<v Speaker 1>You could never be my girlfriend.

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:12.880
<v Speaker 2>He said. The squirrel has a room in his house.

0:45:13.320 --> 0:45:14.359
<v Speaker 1>How dope is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, no, I can't. Oh sorry, he is.

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at Diamond

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<v Speaker 1>Sincere on Instagram Peta. That was her, not me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Free range squirrels are my vibe. God. All right, but

0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 1>let's get to the other stuff. So I know this

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:37.160
<v Speaker 1>is your first time producing a podcast with me. I

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:39.759
<v Speaker 1>appreciate your time, by the way. So we do two things.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a burn book. You know what the burn

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>book is. It's where we basically light somebody on fire yep,

0:45:45.000 --> 0:45:47.200
<v Speaker 1>metaphorically for something they've done to piss us off. And

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, I've been keeping a list of things.

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 1>There's so many. Oh you're ready, I'm ready, but I

0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:52.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of want one from you today.

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm ready.

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 1>And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 1>you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 1>if you're the thank you listeners have asked me that

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 1>they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.

0:46:06.600 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm ready, she's ready. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,

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<v Speaker 2>Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we may put you on the jumbo.

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<v Speaker 1>Tron, so you are an alumni.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what happened here?

0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very fuzzy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:25.799
<v Speaker 2>I step out to go to the bathroom and to

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:28.319
<v Speaker 2>get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come

0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:31.400
<v Speaker 2>back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.960
<v Speaker 2>The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so I'm like, oh,

0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:38.319
<v Speaker 2>she's going on the JumboTron. I sit down and they

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:42.240
<v Speaker 2>say and from power one oh five nine less simone,

0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, it's one of those things where

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.399
<v Speaker 2>you want to say, well, who the fuck is Nyhlessamone?

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But I know her. She's actually a friend.

0:46:50.640 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,

0:46:54.080 --> 0:46:57.359
<v Speaker 2>are you serious? Right now? Black History Months hasn't even ended,

0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:58.680
<v Speaker 2>and you mixing up the black people.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do this.

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:03.280
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know exactly who I want to burn.

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:07.280
<v Speaker 2>But whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:10.200
<v Speaker 2>in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?

0:47:10.320 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Say it on the Jumbo's, you know, And I'm like

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:18.439
<v Speaker 2>an idiot looking into the camera waving because what.

0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:20.479
<v Speaker 1>Else are you gonna do? No, that's when you cause

0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 1>a scene and you do the little like cutthroat thing

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:26.319
<v Speaker 1>like no, no, no, that ain't it, that is not me,

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:29.760
<v Speaker 1>and then you mouth to the camera I am diamond. No.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because

0:47:32.200 --> 0:47:35.120
<v Speaker 2>there were too many actors from the sopranos in the

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<v Speaker 2>audience shut up or on the court Bobby I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know his real name.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.

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<v Speaker 2>Well he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know it is what it is. I made

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<v Speaker 2>the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.

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<v Speaker 2>So whoever the motherfucker is who was in charge of that?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope your ass burns.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, flamed them? I love that. Do you going for

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<v Speaker 1>if this happens again? Do you have a plan?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it was so what are you gonna do? I

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<v Speaker 2>can't do the No, that's not me. Why that's so bad?

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<v Speaker 1>They fucked it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele. You know that

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<v Speaker 2>meme of her saying court side while the camera's on

0:48:15.160 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 2>her and she's like looking everywhere else. Maybe I'll do

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<v Speaker 2>that because you're talking to Nilosamone, not me. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why the camera's on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh does Nyla know this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? She thought it was funny, of course.

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Because she got some extra shine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:31.800
<v Speaker 2>That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nilo Simone. Okay,

0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Should be the name of this episode. I'm not who

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<v Speaker 1>is Nila Simone? Because every episode is a question. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be it. Oh man, all right, are you ready

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<v Speaker 1>for the ask me anything? I am hit me with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this question comes from running All Day ninety four. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>very interesting at name. I want to hear more about

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<v Speaker 2>that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad

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<v Speaker 2>day on air? And how do you navigate them?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? That's a good question, is hm? I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on

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<v Speaker 1>the air. I think the problem is I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>when it's happening. Why listen? In my head, everything I

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<v Speaker 1>say is the best thing I've ever said, So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think I have bad days? No? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>No? So I interpreted the question as like, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>having a bad day and you go on air, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked

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<v Speaker 2>that question because if you are having a bad day,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.160
<v Speaker 2>You know? So I'm like, what do you do to

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:45.440
<v Speaker 2>basically not let it show so publicly?

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:48.920
<v Speaker 1>What do you do a lot of drugs? Just start

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<v Speaker 1>with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom and dad,

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:53.640
<v Speaker 1>who aren't listening because they don't know how to work podcasts.

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:57.359
<v Speaker 1>It's great. I think we all have really shitty days,

0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 1>and we have bad days. I think the one thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I try, like I kind of pride myself on,

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>is being professional. I mean this might be a little

0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:10.680
<v Speaker 1>too in depth, but I have dated people who I

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<v Speaker 1>swear to God would like wake up in the morning

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 1>and just choose violence, like start a fight with me

0:50:14.520 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 1>while I was on the air, and I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're gonna fight about

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<v Speaker 1>this right now. So I learned a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 1>even when I was an intern, how to sort of

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<v Speaker 1>compartmentalize the two things. There are just four hours in

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<v Speaker 1>a day that I need to focus on what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing and have a good time, and it's also an

0:50:28.080 --> 0:50:32.680
<v Speaker 1>escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening. So it's

0:50:32.719 --> 0:50:34.440
<v Speaker 1>easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna have a

0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:36.799
<v Speaker 1>good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and it kind

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 1>of gives you an excuse to not focus on what

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 1>you maybe should be focusing on. But like, just give

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<v Speaker 1>me this break for these four hours. There have been

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:46.200
<v Speaker 1>times where something is weighing on me a little bit

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:48.839
<v Speaker 1>and it's appropriate to talk about on the air, and

0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:51.879
<v Speaker 1>we talk about those things, like my damn hare we

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:54.920
<v Speaker 1>talked about that the way. Oh, thank you, even though

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>you told me it looks like it's giving mullet.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bullet, but you can make me sound like such an

0:51:01.640 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 2>asshole thing.

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 1>No, that's how you know we're good for what it is.

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:07.520
<v Speaker 2>It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very

0:51:07.560 --> 0:51:08.879
<v Speaker 2>happy about it. Well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:13.439
<v Speaker 1>over the summer, I got really sick. About three months

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 1>after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and

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<v Speaker 1>it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 1>And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who

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<v Speaker 1>has seen how bad it was because you were helping

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 1>me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll

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<v Speaker 1>wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide

0:51:27.520 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 1>it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.919
<v Speaker 1>to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 1>bless its heart, it's growing back and now I have

0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 1>these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:40.040
<v Speaker 1>just fluffy. And Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:40.520
<v Speaker 2>It is given.

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 1>What don't want me to do about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Making of love is blind. It's giving Trevor from Love

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<v Speaker 2>is Blind at the top.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's okay, go straight to hell. You know what

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:50.320
<v Speaker 1>it is, what it is. So we share those moments

0:51:50.320 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 1>on the air, and the ones that aren't appropriate for

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:54.799
<v Speaker 1>the air, we just ignore until ten oh one when

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 1>we're off, and then you just go about your business.

0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 1>You start fighting with somebody again.

0:51:57.680 --> 0:51:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse.

0:51:59.239 --> 0:52:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Somebody out in the st you know all the things.

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:03.920
<v Speaker 1>But that's I guess that would be the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>What about you, I say, I don't know. I'm so

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 2>grateful to like have a job, that have the job

0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:11.520
<v Speaker 2>that I have that I feel like if I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>a shitty mood, like shake it off and figure it out,

0:52:14.840 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 2>like it is what it is. There are some people

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 2>who live shitty lives and have shitty jobs on top

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:20.799
<v Speaker 2>of it. So it's like like what do I have

0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 2>to be upset about?

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And also just I laugh at.

0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Everything that I go through, like I'm like, oh I

0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 2>got a ticket?

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<v Speaker 1>What a loser? Okay, great, Okay. So this is a

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<v Speaker 1>part Diamond where Andrew usually says, don't forget like phone subscribe.

0:52:34.520 --> 0:52:36.359
<v Speaker 2>I gotta do that. Yeah, yes, saying oh, okay, don't

0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:41.520
<v Speaker 2>forget like what don't forget like phone subscribe stuff? What

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:45.919
<v Speaker 2>uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:46.840
<v Speaker 2>your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond, thank

0:52:49.400 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you for being my producer. I might have to keep you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:56.400
<v Speaker 1>at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:58.359
<v Speaker 1>been shadow band. You can also just search my first

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:01.640
<v Speaker 1>can they find you?

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:05.399
<v Speaker 2>At Diamond? Sincere on everything besides Twitter. Because someone won't

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 2>give me the name. Your nader's Rose or Ruby or

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:11.880
<v Speaker 2>something like. It's not even Diamond, say Ruby. We'll put

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<v Speaker 2>her in the burn book next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, okay, good this nitch Ruby. He is not

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<v Speaker 1>even diamonds sat Oh my god, it pisses me off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to know

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe at

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review, even if you hate us,

0:53:28.520 --> 0:53:31.200
<v Speaker 1>leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that, but

0:53:31.280 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I have to be you know, diplomatic.

0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice

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<v Speaker 2>reply back, so okay, and we'll see you next week.