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Speaker 1: of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a

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Speaker 1: little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise.

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Speaker 1: But I have a different producer sitting in with me,

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Speaker 1: one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,

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Speaker 1: you just.

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Speaker 2: Got me really excited. I did the high pitch thing

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Speaker 2: because you just made my day.

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Speaker 1: So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have

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Speaker 1: a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds

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Speaker 1: exactly the same off the aras on the air. You

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Speaker 1: have a radio voice, which.

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Speaker 2: Is very weird because I think I do it because

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Speaker 2: I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,

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Speaker 2: and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's like like the natural. Diamond is first of

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Speaker 1: all my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some

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Speaker 1: real shit when you're talking like that. But I always

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Speaker 1: think of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in

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Speaker 1: the day, she used to talk.

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Speaker 2: But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she

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Speaker 1: Was it nervous. It was nerves that did that. I

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Speaker 1: catch her slipping every now and then she'd be like,

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Speaker 1: what up?

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Speaker 2: You know? Watch her show the show Love in Paris

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Speaker 2: or Life in Paris. It's on Peacock. It's good, it's

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Speaker 1: You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love

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Speaker 1: is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and

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Speaker 1: get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,

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Speaker 1: I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?

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Speaker 2: Matthew, Matthew.

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, just based on what you see

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I would have picked him just to

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Speaker 2: have conversations with him. He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched

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Speaker 1: Love is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of shit going on. I think all

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Speaker 1: the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming. Oh oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous. So you got me watching that bullshit. You

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Speaker 1: got me watching The Traders, but you you sold me

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Speaker 1: with one person. So of course CT is great. He's

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Speaker 1: like your typical Boston, like southy Boston boy. That is him.

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Speaker 1: You would maybe like if you love him, you might

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Speaker 2: Can we take a trip?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm into it.

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Speaker 2: Let's go Red Sox.

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Speaker 1: We should. But now you have me watching some shit

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Speaker 2: And it's actually really really really good, like you get her? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: I'll give it a little shot. And you still are

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Speaker 1: trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't beg.

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Speaker 1: You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff

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Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're

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Speaker 1: if I were to watch it, which I probably won't.

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Speaker 1: Which seasons, which cast do I start with.

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Speaker 2: I'm into it, and I think that you would love

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Speaker 2: that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.

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Speaker 2: And she was just so smart and witty and just like,

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Speaker 2: Not on any she quit because she got into it

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Speaker 2: Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they still

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Speaker 1: Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible

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Speaker 1: at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I

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Speaker 1: really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,

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Speaker 1: you know what. So I said, I want to do

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Speaker 1: but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scotti.

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Speaker 1: We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was

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Speaker 3: I work in New York City and I was leaving

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, don't want to be rude, but

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Speaker 3: See? I do a lot of the noises, but this

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Speaker 1: Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?

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Speaker 1: The softest little My god, sheep? How many sheep? Two sheep?

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Speaker 1: What's a hinnie?

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Speaker 3: How many birds the flock of chicken, geese and quails?

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Speaker 3: Probably fifty? And then somebody adopted their macaw to our

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Speaker 1: How big is the place where you live? Are you

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Speaker 3: Or one hundred and fifty acres, so wow, plenty of room.

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Speaker 3: And again we wanted to establish something really big. I know,

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Speaker 1: When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?

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Speaker 3: This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?

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Speaker 1: So all these animals stay there just for the rest

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Speaker 1: Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon?

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Speaker 3: All of the time, literally touch things? Yes, everything you.

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Speaker 3: The most part. Yes, sometimes there's a goat or two

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.

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Speaker 1: Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to

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Speaker 1: Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting some

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Speaker 3: We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and

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Speaker 1: Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.

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Speaker 1: Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?

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Speaker 3: It really has. You know, we've been doing interviews like this.

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Speaker 3: You give me three years ago, you wouldn't have seen me.

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Speaker 3: I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank

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Speaker 3: you really? Really?

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Speaker 3: I am?

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Speaker 3: As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's

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Speaker 1: Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you

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Speaker 3: So two things happen and people are like, you're full

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Speaker 1: So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a

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Speaker 3: Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.

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Speaker 1: unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut

440
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,400
Speaker 1: the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple

441
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,480
Speaker 1: itches as they follow the duo's exploits, as one gay

442
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,679
Speaker 1: fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,

443
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,840
Speaker 1: stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?

444
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,800
Speaker 3: Just I happen to get a message, and again I

445
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,040
Speaker 3: kind of begin not that message to hey, do you

446
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,320
Speaker 3: have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do

447
00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:17,000
Speaker 3: you have a page yet?

448
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,920
Speaker 1: Was it mostly men mostly women?

449
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,920
Speaker 3: It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it

450
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,000
Speaker 3: was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.

451
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,520
Speaker 3: I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it

452
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,720
Speaker 3: didn't bait anybody into thinking something else. Because the biggest

453
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,760
Speaker 3: thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is

454
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,359
Speaker 3: a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,

455
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,120
Speaker 3: because gay men will tell you straight to your face.

456
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,760
Speaker 3: Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to

457
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,560
Speaker 3: go play in traffic.

458
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,879
Speaker 1: And I've never felt better about myself or worse about

459
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 1: myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes

460
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,

461
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,640
Speaker 1: oh my god.

462
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,320
Speaker 3: Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do

463
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 3: that to me.

464
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 1: So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and

465
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,360
Speaker 1: you think there maybe some money in this.

466
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 3: I did. I did one of those did you do.

467
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,639
Speaker 1: That by yourself or did you have an influence from

468
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,120
Speaker 1: someone else?

469
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 3: I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom

470
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,920
Speaker 3: after a shower, and I was like, could I see

471
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,879
Speaker 3: myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My

472
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 3: mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn

473
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,679
Speaker 3: Italians but the most down to earth people, and I

474
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,439
Speaker 3: was like, if I'm going to do this, I need

475
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 3: to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.

476
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 3: So I called my dad and he's like, what.

477
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,119
Speaker 1: Did you have to explain to them? What OnlyFans?

478
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,960
Speaker 3: Was? No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom

479
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,919
Speaker 3: and dad know everything. My mom and dad are in

480
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,439
Speaker 3: their fifties. They think they're in their twenties, still party

481
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,159
Speaker 3: and hard, having fun, and they were like, shit, if

482
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,919
Speaker 3: you're gonna make a ton of money, go have a bus.

483
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,680
Speaker 1: Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?

484
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 1: Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to

485
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 1: that in a second.

486
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 3: But the first thing I said, I was like, I

487
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 3: might sell some feet picks and my mom was sign

488
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 3: me up. Yeah, And everybody's like, all right, if you're

489
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,360
Speaker 3: doing the feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm

490
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 3: going to see how this goes and see, you know,

491
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,879
Speaker 3: best part about this website is you kind of have

492
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,400
Speaker 3: your own rules. So uh, that was what I was juggling.

493
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: My parents were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun.

494
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 3: We're gonna laugh at you the entire time.

495
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 1: No way, at this point are they thinking it's just

496
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: feet picks.

497
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 3: I think they had a gist of it was going

498
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 3: to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,

499
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 3: I never really had clothes on, so they kind of

500
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 3: thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just

501
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,120
Speaker 3: felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,

502
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 3: you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,

503
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,399
Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you

504
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 3: know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally

505
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 3: yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was

506
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 3: That was kind of a day. One hit a lot

507
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,680
Speaker 3: of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't

508
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 3: want to go everybody's like, go buy a car, Like

509
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 3: for what, I have a car, right, you know, go

510
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,440
Speaker 3: buy this, go by that, my guys, I really don't

511
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 3: want to do that. No.

512
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.

513
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 3: That was my biggest goal was you know this. This

514
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 3: organization was like, we can make a lot of money,

515
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?

516
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make

517
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: the money.

518
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole

519
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 3: mob thing. We could we could really do that, and

520
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: we kind of we beat that number by a mile.

521
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on

522
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 3: the internet and see everything for free.

523
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: And wait, at this point, is it still fee or

524
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 1: have you graduated to other things?

525
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: I think I did a little bit of a photo set,

526
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 3: nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see

527
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 3: what was underneath and uh.

528
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: Wait do you prep for the photo shoot? Are you

529
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: going like Drake? Did you see the Drake video?

530
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 3: I saw that this morning. I was driving in and

531
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 3: I was like, good for you.

532
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're only fans.

533
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do

534
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 3: You could do much much better.

535
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: I'll make a million, right yeah.

536
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 3: Because it was just like I put my camera in

537
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,479
Speaker 3: the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this

538
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 3: is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like

539
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 3: one of these like jiggles and I was like, okay.

540
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: So this is on camera I don't know if it

541
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 1: just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try yeah a little bit. Well,

542
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: maybe we'll have to have you stand up and do

543
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: the wiggle. But you can also catch it on only fans. Okay,

544
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,239
Speaker 1: So you get up here in the bathroom, You're like,

545
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: this is it. I'm going to do this wiggle.

546
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 3: I did a little research, reached out to a guy

547
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 3: who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do

548
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 3: you do? What do you do that a straight guy

549
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 3: can do? And he was like, armpits?

550
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: What okay, just showing your armpits. Get the hell out

551
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: of here, Diamond. Are you taking notes? Are we going

552
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: to be doing this?

553
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 3: Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that

554
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,199
Speaker 3: I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we

555
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 3: had a couple of horses already and we were looking

556
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 3: for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,

557
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 3: I didn't want to turn this into be like, oh

558
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 3: I got all this money like it was nothing like that.

559
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 3: And we found this ranch, this this farm in upstate

560
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 3: New York, and it was a perfect It was everything

561
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 3: that we would ever want. And I know it wasn't

562
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,719
Speaker 3: like the best way, but I paid for the property

563
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 3: with my Only Fans money.

564
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: So we're talking that much money.

565
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and

566
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 3: you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated

567
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 3: all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't

568
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,479
Speaker 3: want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all

569
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 3: this stuff and people be like, well, you just you're

570
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 3: waving your your man parts around the internet. It's like,

571
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 3: I just I don't want these two to mix. You know.

572
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to be the only fans guy that's

573
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: saving animals.

574
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch

575
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: of animals, right, I think that might be illegal.

576
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: You might be flack. Yeah, you might not see me

577
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 3: after that, if you know. When it was like, oh

578
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 3: now there's this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like,

579
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 3: we're gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep

580
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 3: it separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when

581
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: you guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you

582
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,719
Speaker 3: guys found out my Only Fans, yeah, I had posted

583
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 3: it once on there, and then you know, I got

584
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 3: like really good positivity, but I was like, this is

585
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: kind of a family page, and I don't want to

586
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: have my shirt off on this page. I was like,

587
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 3: every once in a while somebody would send me something

588
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 3: funny or unique and I would wear it in a video,

589
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 3: but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this

590
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 3: like you're he and underwear it was a squirrel like

591
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 3: there were squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,

592
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 3: I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest where these underwear,

593
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 3: get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.

594
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 3: And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?

595
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,

596
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 3: it's really just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,

597
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 3: just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels do you

598
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 3: see that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat

599
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 3: holding his side? How are we missing this in my life?

600
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: Zero? Run now one?

601
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 3: And that's where I started, like my squirrel dad account.

602
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut

603
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,

604
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 1: and that's where you have oh shitlottle followers like half

605
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: a million there, Squirrel Daddy, go.

606
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: Ahead, girl, a squirrel underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?

607
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: Another squirrel Dad. There was all sick there was.

608
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 3: I reached out and I was like, listen, man, I'm

609
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: the squirrel Daddy. I don't want this title, but I

610
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 3: got this title. Yeah, can I have it? He was

611
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 3: like nope.

612
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: They always say no. Man.

613
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 3: It's like whatever.

614
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce

615
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: and I told him he could have it if he

616
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: would have a rap battle with me and then whoever

617
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.

618
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me

619
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: for being a child predator because you can't use the

620
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're

621
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: working on it. I'm not.

622
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 3: They took away peanuts TikTok. Why Peana had four million

623
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 3: bollowers on TikTok?

624
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: What happened to peanutsticks?

625
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 3: Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok. They took it away all what happened?

626
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: What they hacked with?

627
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, Okay, But one day I went on

628
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 3: there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.

629
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: All right, it's not funny, and I was just like, what.

630
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 3: Did I do? I was like, you go on TikTok,

631
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 3: and you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah, you could

632
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 3: see people in the back of a bus talking about

633
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 3: what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want to take

634
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 3: away my account. That's what the squirrel.

635
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.

636
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: Just give it up there.

637
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 3: I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,

638
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: which was great. It was cool to get kids. I

639
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, and again the comments I

640
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: just couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So

641
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 3: it's like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did

642
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 3: very well. We landed on lad Bible and like he

643
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: ended up getting like two hundred million views on a

644
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: video on there.

645
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?

646
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 3: He knew it on day one.

647
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: And he spoils himself with avocado.

648
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He

649
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped

650
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 3: eating and I'm like, he's dead.

651
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: So he's died twice so far, once s gagging in

652
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: the car and now when he stopped eating, go.

653
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 3: To the vet. Bet goes in, comes out immediately and

654
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 3: it's like a slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like,

655
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 3: oh no, oh no. He comes up. He's like, Mark,

656
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 3: he's fine, Mike, what do you mean he hasn't eat

657
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 3: in seven days? How is he fine? He's like, go

658
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: to the store, get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff,

659
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 3: Like I clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.

660
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: I can't.

661
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 3: I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I

662
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 3: go and get organic food. He devours it.

663
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: Oh.

664
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 3: I had put two little bowls down regular food. Organic

665
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 3: food didn't touch the regular food destroyed.

666
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: So he could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff

667
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: on the Oh wow, but that should be a sign

668
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: for all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.

669
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: Why are we exactly?

670
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did

671
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: it take from the time you started it too? When

672
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: did you start it?

673
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 3: About a year and a couple of months ago.

674
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: In a year and a couple months, you were able

675
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.

676
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: That's three hundred and how many acres? Three hundred fifty

677
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty acres? You made that much?

678
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeap?

679
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 1: Holy shit?

680
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, done it.

681
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this, and she's noddings, not.

682
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: Yet knowing you. I gotta do is put some pudding

683
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 3: in a bucket and step on it and somebody will

684
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: buy it.

685
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: I was saying that today, I said, I have seen

686
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: so many different things that are not even that sexual

687
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could

688
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: be okay with like the crush porn thing smashing some

689
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.

690
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: Why would I not get paid for? You are an.

691
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 3: Inspiration Two birds at one stone exactly.

692
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: I would never hurt an animal, though I know they

693
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: do some weird things with that swishporn. Yeah, I would

694
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: never step on a fish. Mashed potatoes, sign me up,

695
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: no problem. The whole cake category.

696
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: What if you ever want to help. I'm a good baker, so.

697
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: So we don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.

698
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 3: I could bake things, Oh, they're good, might be perfect

699
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 3: for the feet.

700
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: I love this. You're an inspiration.

701
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: Wild and again I never really I don't know. And

702
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,

703
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: because again, Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.

704
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: Just the squirrel guy, well, what do you.

705
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: Think is different about this? Then do you interact with

706
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: people personally? Like, what are they getting that's different than

707
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: just going to a porn hub and searching whatever it

708
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: is that they would search. What's different about only fans?

709
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I

710
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 3: think the most shocking thing that people get are like,

711
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 3: oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,

712
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: the least I could do is say thank you and

713
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 3: spark up your small talk, because you guys are the

714
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: reasons why I get to do this. I met like

715
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 3: one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my

716
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: only Fans, and me and him became were.

717
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: You friends before? After?

718
00:29:59,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: After?

719
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

720
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 3: And again, like this is the biggest and the funniest

721
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: thing is usually like when people say only fans are

722
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, Yeah,

723
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 3: you'll get a large majority of people that just want

724
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 3: a conversation.

725
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on

726
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: the show.

727
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I

728
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 3: don't have to talk to animals all the time. My

729
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 3: wife just kicks me out and to go do something,

730
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 3: So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,

731
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 3: like I am a person. This is a cool journey.

732
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 3: But you know, like I have no problem have a

733
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 3: conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or you know,

734
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 3: what I could do to make your only fans experience

735
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 3: a little bit better within my limits, you know. But

736
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 3: some people say some some wild stuff.

737
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little

738
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: too far from me?

739
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 3: It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,

740
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: but I don't do that. And it's like you sure.

741
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number

742
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: two on the toilet and film.

743
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: Yourself filming the shit?

744
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

745
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: Get it?

746
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: But like here was the kicker was like, bend over

747
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 3: in your closet ship on a towel and point the

748
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: camera so we could see it all.

749
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?

750
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 3: Not enough? Maybe that would have been enough?

751
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: Was is there a number that would have been enough?

752
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: Like you got it? It's like set like that's a

753
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: big one.

754
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: That's seven figure.

755
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 3: That's a seven figure from me.

756
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: Because your face is in all of this right, well that's.

757
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I have distinctive tattoos. So if I didn't

758
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: show my face. You'd be like, oh, yeah, that like

759
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 3: I have peanut on my leg, tattoo poina on my leg.

760
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.

761
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: So you draw the line at shitting on a towel.

762
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was That was it. There was a lot

763
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 3: of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay, and there's

764
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 3: no you know that the peeing and the shipping thing.

765
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.

766
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: You want to talk about how much you hate the

767
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: term squirrel, daddy, but you're just leaning into it.

768
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 3: No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure

769
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 3: out a way from my brain and heart to like

770
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 3: take this in and stride there's nothing.

771
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: Because Daddy discussed you.

772
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.

773
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole

774
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: thing has been really great for you. What is the

775
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing

776
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because

777
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: obviously that's that's a great one.

778
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 3: I think it's just given us a little bit more

779
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 3: flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you

780
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 3: get to meet a lot of new people. You get

781
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: to a lot of like experience you've never thought you

782
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: would imagine doing, traveling to Europe for some cool stuff

783
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That

784
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot

785
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: of celebrities and that was really cool.

786
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: He was your favorite.

787
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 3: I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.

788
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 3: Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch

789
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 3: of his stuff, and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.

790
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 3: And then like Demi Lovado did it, and then like

791
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: Rosie O'donald's You're getting like just all different sides of

792
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 3: the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,

793
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 3: and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me

794
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: and told me how to find Booty and I was like,

795
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: just jap on right. He was like the pug dude

796
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 3: is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy? I

797
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 3: was like, fucking nail, I find well, did I beat

798
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 3: the pug guy? Don't know who this guy is. I'm

799
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: sure you're doing well, but I'm better.

800
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,

801
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said

802
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: you traveled the world.

803
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do

804
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 3: a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we

805
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 3: established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind

806
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 3: of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,

807
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: calaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.

808
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: Then we still lying to children, lying to children terrible?

809
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Was terrible asking for a friend again this waffle Wednesday.

810
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: Can adults get in on it?

811
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: This adult we'll put down whole box waffles and tell

812
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 3: everybody doesn't count. You know, people are like, you're into fitness.

813
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: I'm like, I do fitness so that I could eat

814
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 3: a bunch of crap that I'm not to posed to.

815
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: I don't do fitness to be a meathead. I will

816
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: finish the gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I

817
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: came here, I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.

818
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff

819
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: some people I don't know. I don't want to hear

820
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: it from people who work out and have a lot

821
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: of muscles. Zero body felt, Oh, hou'se the pizza. I

822
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: just take twelve, don'ts I find you to be a liar. Listen,

823
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sign up for fans to watch him twelve

824
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: donuts because I don't buy it.

825
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 3: Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the

826
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 3: asmror whatever it.

827
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: Is, chewing right in the microphone.

828
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 3: Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.

829
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 3: But I'll suck it through once again.

830
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: That could really help you out with what that guy

831
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,280
Speaker 1: wanted you to do on the towel.

832
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 3: Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,

833
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 3: I have to tell you this because this is funny.

834
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: Because this happens to be about my parents too, It's

835
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 3: could be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman

836
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them

837
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 3: like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My

838
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 3: dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my

839
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: entire life. So we had a day on the farm.

840
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: I pocketed up his socks, shipped him out to this man.

841
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 3: The man message me and said those were the best

842
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 3: socks he has ever had in his entire Because.

843
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 1: People who are into that, they like like the funky

844
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: or the better yeah, and he said your dad's funky

845
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought

846
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: that they were yours.

847
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so called up my dad. I was like, listen,

848
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: I'll be needing about twelve pairs of those every month.

849
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: And he was like, how much is my cut? I'm

850
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 3: no cut cut.

851
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: Do you make your dad work for free?

852
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 3: He comes up here and makes me pay for everything

853
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: that kind of happens up here. So I definitely say

854
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: thank you in my own ways.

855
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's

856
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: a stinky sock man.

857
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 3: I'll get like DMS. It'll be like I had the

858
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 3: most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm.

859
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: Like snipping your sock.

860
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 3: Thank you.

861
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: Do you ever tell them like, ha ha, joke's on you,

862
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: that's my dad.

863
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: There was one.

864
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks,

865
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: the people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.

866
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: What other strange strange only fans request have you gotten,

867
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: because I know they're weird.

868
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 3: It's mostly clothes, like they want like your shirt jeans.

869
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 3: I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the

870
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 3: gym so I could sweating.

871
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: Them jeans at the gym jeans Do people look at

872
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: you like.

873
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: Who's the fucker in the gym? They're like, who's that dick?

874
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

875
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 3: And I like, I don't tell anybody.

876
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 1: You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this, yeah.

877
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: Nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I didn't

878
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 3: have time to change. I was a farm life, you know. Yeah,

879
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 3: Like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.

880
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 1: So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans

881
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: and then you send them jeans.

882
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 3: Right, but they also want me to rub like skin

883
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 3: marks on them and like the fluids in there and everything.

884
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,

885
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: I guess the sweaty stock it's not yours, that's not yours.

886
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't go that far.

887
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: But sweaty jeans, there's probably something in there.

888
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 3: My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my

889
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 3: friends because they love to make fun of me with

890
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 3: this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,

891
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: puts your DNA all over things?

892
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: How much DNA are you sending them? Man?

893
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 3: But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,

894
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 3: maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we

895
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 3: we don't do that because it was like, can you

896
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 3: send me a condom?

897
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, You're gonna have like babies

898
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: running around Somehow, I don't know how it all happened.

899
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 3: Like this is okay, We're gonna put a limitation on this.

900
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 3: I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that. Wow,

901
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,479
Speaker 3: like being my ass with the jeams, I just worded

902
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 3: the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This

903
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 3: is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing

904
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: for society these days to allow people to express themselves.

905
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other

906
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 1: people to be part of all? I mean, this is

907
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: very enticing.

908
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 3: So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,

909
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.

910
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: What are the cons?

911
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 3: You don't want to lose your job? You want to

912
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 3: make Yeah, how does that work? Again? I went to

913
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 3: everybody and was like, hey, this is a good opportunity

914
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: for me. What do you think? And it was just

915
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: like if it doesn't affect my life, it doesn't affect work,

916
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 3: doesn't affect anything.

917
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: I feel like we get a raise for that around here, right.

918
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 3: And I kind of just tell people, you know, this

919
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 3: is a forever thing. You know, you don't want to

920
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 3: go into it having a regret or think you might

921
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 3: have a regret one day, you know, because again, if

922
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 3: you're doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,

923
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 3: very difficult.

924
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: Wait did your only fans come before after the relationship?

925
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 3: After the relationship? Okay, So so you talk to her

926
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 3: about it. I was just kind of like, hey, what

927
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: do you think about this? And she was like, let's

928
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 3: try it. Okay, you're already on the internet. Everybody you

929
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: know judges you with your clothes on. What's the harm

930
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 3: in doing get with no clothes on?

931
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: You know, it is a nice little party trick though.

932
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: Hey it's mostly well in conversation.

933
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 3: People would always be like, you use the like pickup

934
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 3: line you want to see my squirrel.

935
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: I was like, you refer to it as a squirrel? Please?

936
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 3: Internet that was not for me.

937
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: And you've met one of your good friends from as

938
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: they were a subscriber.

939
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 3: He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and

940
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 3: the dude like saves animals on it consistent, Like this

941
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 3: guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.

942
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people

943
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 3: like us that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts.

944
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 3: It's very weird. But you get to meet people that

945
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: you didn't really think you would have a connection with.

946
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: So interesting that you said that, And I've taken enough

947
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: of your time, So I promised we were at this

948
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 1: up soon because I'll keep asking you like a billion questions.

949
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: But you have this giant online community, you're close with

950
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: your parents, you have a real job, and you said

951
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that you're talking

952
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: to some people online who are also feeling lonely. How

953
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: many people do you run into who are just super

954
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?

955
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 3: So I kind of always touch base on my mental

956
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 3: health because I don't think men talk about it enough.

957
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.

958
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I

959
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.

960
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: It was a terrible thing that I did, because it

961
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: would make me an angry person and attribute a lot

962
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 3: of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.

963
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: You know, he made me a more patient person. He

964
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 3: made me somebody who just realized, like, this is not

965
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 3: a good way to live. Like and I just kind

966
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: of started talking about a little bit more. And every

967
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 3: day I'd be like, hey, guys, just want you know,

968
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 3: like lust weeks have been really hard for me, Like

969
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 3: anxiety has been taken a toll. It's got a little

970
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 3: bit of depression, roll through the punches, but just let

971
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 3: you know, like, I don't like to fight alone, and

972
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 3: if you're ever having a tough time, you could always

973
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: reach out. I was born with big ears. I'm a

974
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 3: good listener. It would come down to people being like

975
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 3: today I thought was my last day until you know,

976
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: I heard your message and I'm like, again, I don't

977
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 3: want accolades. I don't want to starve from this. I'm

978
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 3: not trying to win an award. It was just like, hey,

979
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 3: you know, the social media stuff is a fantasy. What

980
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 3: you see on the internet is not what you see

981
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: in life, and people have a hard time controlling what's

982
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 3: fantasy and what's real life.

983
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like

984
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: they've helped you?

985
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's from the little cracks of the jokes,

986
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 3: and you know, you get more family style people that

987
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 3: will have no problem like hitting you with a joke

988
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: or cracking at your like weak points and you could

989
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 3: laugh back.

990
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: If you need that, you need to come around here.

991
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew

992
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 3: is here and you guys are just just rat I

993
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 3: love it. I love it.

994
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would love to have you in at

995
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: some point. If you want to come on the big show.

996
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 3: Too, I would love to. It's that's when you know

997
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 3: people like you or you have a close knit family,

998
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: if you can make fun of the person next to

999
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: you and we could both laugh.

1000
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.

1001
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: You're gonna get roasted, right. And sometimes when you listen

1002
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: to the story, you know somebody's having a bad day

1003
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 3: because that person keeps just getting jabs. I love it.

1004
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 3: And because the best part is I know in the

1005
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: radio's off and you guys are in here just just

1006
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 3: giving it to each other.

1007
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: So I say all the time, one of my love

1008
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I

1009
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: love you, And that's me trying to pull you out

1010
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or

1011
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: else just getting my jollies. I don't know.

1012
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: Some days it's for me, some days it's for you.

1013
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story.

1014
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 3: All right.

1015
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: So people want to find you Instagram, where can they

1016
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: find you?

1017
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 3: Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad

1018
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 3: Underscore twelve. Theres a lot of underscore.

1019
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: I still can't believe it was taken. And then OnlyFans.

1020
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: If people want to find you, let's make you some

1021
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 1: more money.

1022
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: Squirrel Underscore Dad.

1023
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.

1024
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 3: You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think

1025
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 3: the more I could try to take it in, the

1026
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 3: more you'll kind of fade away.

1027
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me

1028
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: some things.

1029
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 3: You gotta watch your words about you're talking about this

1030
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 3: stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn,

1031
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, it's kind of.

1032
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: But you bought a farm, right and not in the

1033
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: way that you died Gray, But I know who that is.

1034
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 3: Funniest thing it is because you talked about it on

1035
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 3: the radio and I was like, oh my god, I

1036
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 3: swore I saw.

1037
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: Him in Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos,

1038
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's him. I know

1039
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: it's him, but.

1040
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 3: You I ship you not. I heard you say. I

1041
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: looked it up and I was like, that guy has

1042
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 3: a whole alphabet coming up his tattoo are like and

1043
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, geez, I was getting to do

1044
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 3: it is flying high? Good for you man, you.

1045
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.

1046
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?

1047
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 3: No, I just want to say thank you for having

1048
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 3: me anytime.

1049
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: This is great.

1050
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 3: It's like, I shit, you're not still starstruck because I

1051
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: listened to.

1052
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: You guys for years and that's amazing.

1053
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 3: The first time that I woke up and I had

1054
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 3: like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and

1055
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 3: my mom was like, they're talking about you on the stage.

1056
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh no, the show loves you. I told you.

1057
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,

1058
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 1: which is why I think we should talk to Andrew

1059
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: and set up a time for you to come in

1060
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: and actually like be on the big show, because they

1061
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: would really enjoy this and you're so fun. I appreciate

1062
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: that and open to talking about anything.

1063
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 3: You can't come to this office and not.

1064
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: Just you're right.

1065
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 3: We don't like that because you'll find it yes, and

1066
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 3: then we'll be on the radio and you'll be like, so,

1067
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: what's that. I have no choice but to say, yeah.

1068
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: I will just say and I'll end it here. But

1069
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: I when we were talking, I asked you, is there

1070
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans And you said nope, nope,

1071
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,

1072
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a

1073
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so

1074
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some

1075
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.

1076
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,879
Speaker 3: Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.

1077
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 3: I need that one.

1078
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.

1079
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: That was a time.

1080
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 1: It was something.

1081
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: It was something. It was very interesting. But also I

1082
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 2: like my head was cocked to the side a few times.

1083
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 2: She's like, Okay, where is this going.

1084
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.

1085
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it lost me in the beginning

1086
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: when we were talking about a squirrel as.

1087
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: If it was a dog. You don't like dog exactly care.

1088
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: Which is why I'm like, I don't know to think

1089
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 2: of I don't even like dogs. You think I'm gonna

1090
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Speaker 2: like a squirrel.

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Speaker 1: You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,

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00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: but it is what it is, that is you. We

1093
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: were talking on the show the other day about f

1094
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,

1095
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,

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00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: And you know what I was thinking about you.

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00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: Wow, it's okay.

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00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: You could never be my girlfriend.

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00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: He said. The squirrel has a room in his house.

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00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: How dope is that?

1101
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, I can't. Oh sorry, he is.

1102
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 1: Coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at Diamond

1103
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: Sincere on Instagram Peta. That was her, not me.

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00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: Sorry.

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00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: Free range squirrels are my vibe. God. All right, but

1106
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: let's get to the other stuff. So I know this

1107
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: is your first time producing a podcast with me. I

1108
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: appreciate your time, by the way. So we do two things.

1109
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: We do a burn book. You know what the burn

1110
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: book is. It's where we basically light somebody on fire yep,

1111
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: metaphorically for something they've done to piss us off. And

1112
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I've been keeping a list of things.

1113
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: There's so many. Oh you're ready, I'm ready, but I

1114
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: kind of want one from you today.

1115
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh I'm ready.

1116
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where

1117
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,

1118
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: if you're the thank you listeners have asked me that

1119
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.

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00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh I'm ready, she's ready. Okay.

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00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 2: So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,

1122
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, Oh,

1123
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: we may put you on the jumbo.

1124
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: Tron, so you are an alumni.

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00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: Yes, what happened here?

1126
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: You know?

1127
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: It's very fuzzy.

1128
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

1129
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 2: I step out to go to the bathroom and to

1130
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 2: get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come

1131
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 2: back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.

1132
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 2: The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so I'm like, oh,

1133
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: she's going on the JumboTron. I sit down and they

1134
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 2: say and from power one oh five nine less simone,

1135
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, it's one of those things where

1136
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 2: you want to say, well, who the fuck is Nyhlessamone?

1137
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: But I know her. She's actually a friend.

1138
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 3: No.

1139
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,

1140
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 2: are you serious? Right now? Black History Months hasn't even ended,

1141
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 2: and you mixing up the black people.

1142
00:46:58,719 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: I can't do this.

1143
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 2: So I don't know exactly who I want to burn.

1144
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 2: But whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone

1145
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?

1146
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: Say it on the Jumbo's, you know, And I'm like

1147
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 2: an idiot looking into the camera waving because what.

1148
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,479
Speaker 1: Else are you gonna do? No, that's when you cause

1149
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: a scene and you do the little like cutthroat thing

1150
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, that ain't it, that is not me,

1151
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 1: and then you mouth to the camera I am diamond. No.

1152
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 2: First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because

1153
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 2: there were too many actors from the sopranos in the

1154
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: audience shut up or on the court Bobby I don't

1155
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: know his real name.

1156
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.

1157
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: Well he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,

1158
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 2: but you know it is what it is. I made

1159
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 2: the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.

1160
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 2: So whoever the motherfucker is who was in charge of that?

1161
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 2: I hope your ass burns.

1162
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: Okay, flamed them? I love that. Do you going for

1163
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: if this happens again? Do you have a plan?

1164
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 3: No?

1165
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 2: Because it was so what are you gonna do? I

1166
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: can't do the No, that's not me. Why that's so bad?

1167
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: They fucked it up?

1168
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele. You know that

1169
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: meme of her saying court side while the camera's on

1170
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 2: her and she's like looking everywhere else. Maybe I'll do

1171
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: that because you're talking to Nilosamone, not me. I don't

1172
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: know why the camera's on me.

1173
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh does Nyla know this?

1174
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? She thought it was funny, of course.

1175
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: Because she got some extra shine.

1176
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.

1177
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 2: That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nilo Simone. Okay,

1178
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: I feel like that.

1179
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: Should be the name of this episode. I'm not who

1180
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: is Nila Simone? Because every episode is a question. That

1181
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: would be it. Oh man, all right, are you ready

1182
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: for the ask me anything? I am hit me with it.

1183
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: Okay, So this question comes from running All Day ninety four. Okay,

1184
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: very interesting at name. I want to hear more about

1185
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 2: that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad

1186
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 2: day on air? And how do you navigate them?

1187
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh? That's a good question, is hm? I mean I

1188
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on

1189
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: the air. I think the problem is I don't know

1190
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: when it's happening. Why listen? In my head, everything I

1191
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: say is the best thing I've ever said, So I

1192
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.

1193
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: Do you think I have bad days? No? Why?

1194
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: No? So I interpreted the question as like, if you're

1195
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: having a bad day and you go on air, how

1196
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 2: do you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked

1197
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: that question because if you are having a bad day,

1198
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: you don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?

1199
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: You know? So I'm like, what do you do to

1200
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 2: basically not let it show so publicly?

1201
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: What do you do a lot of drugs? Just start

1202
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom and dad,

1203
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: who aren't listening because they don't know how to work podcasts.

1204
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: It's great. I think we all have really shitty days,

1205
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: and we have bad days. I think the one thing

1206
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: that I try, like I kind of pride myself on,

1207
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: is being professional. I mean this might be a little

1208
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: too in depth, but I have dated people who I

1209
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: swear to God would like wake up in the morning

1210
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: and just choose violence, like start a fight with me

1211
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: while I was on the air, and I'd be like,

1212
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're gonna fight about

1213
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: this right now. So I learned a long time ago,

1214
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: even when I was an intern, how to sort of

1215
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: compartmentalize the two things. There are just four hours in

1216
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 1: a day that I need to focus on what I'm

1217
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: doing and have a good time, and it's also an

1218
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening. So it's

1219
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna have a

1220
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and it kind

1221
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: of gives you an excuse to not focus on what

1222
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: you maybe should be focusing on. But like, just give

1223
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: me this break for these four hours. There have been

1224
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: times where something is weighing on me a little bit

1225
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: and it's appropriate to talk about on the air, and

1226
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 1: we talk about those things, like my damn hare we

1227
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: talked about that the way. Oh, thank you, even though

1228
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: you told me it looks like it's giving mullet.

1229
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 3: It is a.

1230
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 2: Bullet, but you can make me sound like such an

1231
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 2: asshole thing.

1232
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: No, that's how you know we're good for what it is.

1233
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very

1234
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 2: happy about it. Well, thank you.

1235
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened

1236
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: over the summer, I got really sick. About three months

1237
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and

1238
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.

1239
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who

1240
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: has seen how bad it was because you were helping

1241
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll

1242
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide

1243
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out

1244
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 1: to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,

1245
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: bless its heart, it's growing back and now I have

1246
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is

1247
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: just fluffy. And Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.

1248
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: It is given.

1249
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: What don't want me to do about it?

1250
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 2: Making of love is blind. It's giving Trevor from Love

1251
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: is Blind at the top.

1252
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: But it's okay, go straight to hell. You know what

1253
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 1: it is, what it is. So we share those moments

1254
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: on the air, and the ones that aren't appropriate for

1255
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: the air, we just ignore until ten oh one when

1256
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: we're off, and then you just go about your business.

1257
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: You start fighting with somebody again.

1258
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 2: I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse.

1259
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: Somebody out in the st you know all the things.

1260
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: But that's I guess that would be the answer.

1261
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 2: What about you, I say, I don't know. I'm so

1262
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: grateful to like have a job, that have the job

1263
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: that I have that I feel like if I'm in

1264
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 2: a shitty mood, like shake it off and figure it out,

1265
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: like it is what it is. There are some people

1266
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: who live shitty lives and have shitty jobs on top

1267
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 2: of it. So it's like like what do I have

1268
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 2: to be upset about?

1269
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: And also just I laugh at.

1270
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: Everything that I go through, like I'm like, oh I

1271
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 2: got a ticket?

1272
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: What a loser? Okay, great, Okay. So this is a

1273
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: part Diamond where Andrew usually says, don't forget like phone subscribe.

1274
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 2: I gotta do that. Yeah, yes, saying oh, okay, don't

1275
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: forget like what don't forget like phone subscribe stuff? What

1276
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 2: uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get

1277
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 2: your podcasts.

1278
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond, thank

1279
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: you for being my producer. I might have to keep you.

1280
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1281
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram

1282
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've

1283
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: been shadow band. You can also just search my first

1284
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where

1285
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: can they find you?

1286
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 2: At Diamond? Sincere on everything besides Twitter. Because someone won't

1287
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: give me the name. Your nader's Rose or Ruby or

1288
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 2: something like. It's not even Diamond, say Ruby. We'll put

1289
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 2: her in the burn book next time.

1290
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, okay, good this nitch Ruby. He is not

1291
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: even diamonds sat Oh my god, it pisses me off. Okay,

1292
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to know

1293
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe at

1294
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review, even if you hate us,

1295
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that, but

1296
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: I have to be you know, diplomatic.

1297
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice

1298
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 2: reply back, so okay, and we'll see you next week.