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Speaker 1: So we're all back for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Hi. Hi,

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Speaker 1: there's Froggy, there's Scary, there's Scotty B. There's Danielle, there's Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's an empty seat. We're gone to usually say here

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Speaker 1: she is, here's come? Did you go potty? I was

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Speaker 1: talking crap with Diamond and Andrew. Okay, there's a Dave

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Speaker 1: Brody and the Dan and there's there's a straighten Aid

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Speaker 1: and there's a Garrett. Can I start, yes, we can

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Speaker 1: recognize you. Since I embarrassed myself by admitting I and

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Speaker 1: mummify my penis after I go to the bathroom. Can

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Speaker 1: the people that weren't here to admit things that are

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Speaker 1: embarrassing to them admit something embarrassing because I can't be

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Speaker 1: We can't leave on that note, like Garrett, you have

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Speaker 1: to admit something that you do. No currently, I clip

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Speaker 1: my tone, nails to nails. We had toenails, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: We had belly button jam. You know, that's the gross

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Speaker 1: thing everybody does. There's something more embarrassing than you people

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Speaker 1: are doing. You're not admitting my ear wax when everything

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Speaker 1: embarrassing about me. I got nothing to hide, But you

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Speaker 1: didn't say it on the air, some of them I have.

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Speaker 1: You know, we actually talked about what ear wax tastes

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Speaker 1: like on our show Wants, and I was curious it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, why not. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like I was like I need to have Like

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Speaker 1: I was just like, one time, you weren't craving it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not like you do it on the daily. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what about you, Brodie, what do you do that you

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Speaker 1: just never would admit to anyone unless you yes on

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Speaker 1: a radio show. Uh boy. The first thing that popped

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Speaker 1: into my head is if I were a sweater or

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Speaker 1: a pull over and a shirt underneath, I will sometimes

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Speaker 1: talk the shirt into my underwear to keep it down.

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Speaker 1: Then sometimes when on the shirt, what was that? Gandhi?

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Speaker 1: There are women's clothing pieces that are made specifically for

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Speaker 1: that reason. I like body suits. It is underwear in

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Speaker 1: a shirt put together. That was my thought process. But

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Speaker 1: men aren't supposed to do that. Okay, that's true. I

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Speaker 1: can tell him, Nate. I will give you credit on

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Speaker 1: that one, Brodie, because for the longest time I used

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Speaker 1: to tuck my undershirt into my underwear, thinking that's what

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Speaker 1: you were supposed to do. And then I was in

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Speaker 1: I don't know, sixth grade and changing in the gym

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Speaker 1: locker room, and some I don't know Dave Zbrowski goes,

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Speaker 1: what do you do that for? And then ever since then,

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Speaker 1: I haven't done it all. Dave z Abrowski, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I generally like to pee in a stall because I

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Speaker 1: like to dab and there's no toilet paper at all.

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Speaker 1: Scotty b also puts his hand on the wall in

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Speaker 1: the stall to so he'll stand up and put his

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Speaker 1: hand like like, I knew it was Scotty be because

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Speaker 1: I saw the sneakers in his hand. I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: are you holding the wall? I washed my hands after,

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Speaker 1: But why why do you have to neede to lean?

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Speaker 1: I don't know it's comfortable. Oh I got another one.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I will occasionally and you might have seen

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Speaker 1: my residue, uh wipe my boogers as I am urinated

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Speaker 1: on the wall, Scotty puts his hand on it, and

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Speaker 1: then they pinted over them, pad over them, the boers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, look for this person for you.

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Speaker 1: The one they paint it over wasn't mine. And it's

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Speaker 1: very rare that I do this. Why would you ever

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Speaker 1: do that? Ever? Buggers on the ball that hocking my

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Speaker 1: shirt and there's no big deal anymore. I got it

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Speaker 1: waxin on a booger wiper. I'm the only person that's

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Speaker 1: being truly honest here lying hold on it. So it's

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Speaker 1: one thing to dab your penis after you pee and

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Speaker 1: put mummify it with. It's another thing to admit to

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Speaker 1: people that you are actually putting your boogers on the

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Speaker 1: wall that we all share what gross listen. I don't

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Speaker 1: usually put them on the wall, put them on the

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Speaker 1: like Spikett that's coming out on anctually flicking them out.

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Speaker 1: I have flicked mine out the car window before, but

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Speaker 1: first you roll it and flick it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I don't, honestly, I just kind of if it

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Speaker 1: comes out, I kind of roll the window down and go,

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Speaker 1: hopefully not hitting anyone. Don't you get a bugger inn

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Speaker 1: you're like, and then you're trying to take it and

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Speaker 1: then get stuck in there, like, can I tell Elvis,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you said that, because if I could

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Speaker 1: invent something half as sticky as a booger that you're

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Speaker 1: trying to get off your finger while you're in the car.

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Speaker 1: I would be a good jillionaire because that stuff will

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Speaker 1: not come off your finger. Where do you run in

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Speaker 1: the car? I know? I I do the flick like Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it takes a good three or four minutes to

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Speaker 1: get it off. But they made tissue boxes. What tissue

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Speaker 1: packages that were fit in a car? Scary? Scary has

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Speaker 1: a point. Maybe if you rolled it first, it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be so sticky and you'd be able to flick it easier.

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Speaker 1: You know what? Knowing Nate, he'll get a booker on

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Speaker 1: his finger on Saturday and he'll keep it until he

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Speaker 1: comes to work on Monday. That's where you're wrong, because

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Speaker 1: I hate having stuff with my fingers. In fact, when

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Speaker 1: I eat chicken wings, I wear gloves. I've told you

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Speaker 1: this before, right, that's so funny to ma, we just

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Speaker 1: make this to What's wrong with Nate podcast? For you.

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Speaker 1: I can say who it is. But there is somebody

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Speaker 1: in here who keep tips their belly button and then

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Speaker 1: used to send photos of the schmutz they would get

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Speaker 1: out of the belly button. Who does that? I won't

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Speaker 1: say it. It has to be Scotty. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who it was, but I'm proud of

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Speaker 1: what comes out square. Remember one coaster, boy Josh would

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Speaker 1: like photograph what he leaves back behind in the toilet

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Speaker 1: and then send it to for competition. Yeah, why why

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Speaker 1: do you guys used to do that? Here? Oh great,

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Speaker 1: tea goes to boy Josh. He's have measuring contests what

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Speaker 1: they leave behind. That's discussed. Moving on, So what I

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Speaker 1: wanted to talk about? Dogs? Who's that? Yeah? Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm warning everyone else's dog is as stupid as mine.

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Speaker 1: Like to think that they're kind of intelligent. But any

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Speaker 1: time that any of us are doing anything with butter

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Speaker 1: in the house and we turn around for one second,

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Speaker 1: Sawyer will jump on the counter and take the butter

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Speaker 1: container and eat the entire container of butter and then

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Speaker 1: proceed to vomit all over the house for hours. But

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Speaker 1: yet he keeps eating butter tastes good. Don't we all

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Speaker 1: kind of do that? I mean, we all eat things

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Speaker 1: that have too much butter, and then you know you're

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Speaker 1: not feeling so great, we keep eating it after a while.

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Speaker 1: After you eat the butter so many times, in vomits

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Speaker 1: so many times, Like maybe I shouldn't do that? Because

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Speaker 1: I feel good. Does the dog pickets nose and wipe

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Speaker 1: the boogers on the wall, because then it's better than

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Speaker 1: this is true? Dogs don't have boogers. I don't think,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, dogs they doesn't everyone get boogers everything? Everybody? Birds,

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Speaker 1: get sure. I'm sure birds get boogers. That's in a

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Speaker 1: two can booger. Hey. Um, this is the most awful

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Speaker 1: podcast ever until tomorrow Elvis Nate and it started this topic. Yes, no,

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to get people to admit things.

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Speaker 1: And apparently I'm the only one that's being truly honest

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Speaker 1: with everybody. But I'm the one who started this, by

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Speaker 1: the way, that was the first to admit I put

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Speaker 1: things up my nose to meet myself. That is strange, girl,

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Speaker 1: I said, I flicked the boogers out the window, I said,

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Speaker 1: I picked my teeth with my earrings sometimes my ear wax.

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Speaker 1: Of your other guys, ever, like made your penis talk?

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Speaker 1: What go on? Please? Please continue? No? I mean you

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Speaker 1: just I don't know if you just make it talk

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Speaker 1: like like kissing it. No, I don't even really want

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Speaker 1: to see now, who does it talk to yourself? It

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Speaker 1: doesn't hear the voice. It makes It's like, hey, how's

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Speaker 1: it going? But how do you get it to talk?

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Speaker 1: What do you squeeze it? No, you make the mouth move.

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Speaker 1: He's what I'm saying. The mouth every day. That a

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Speaker 1: conversation with yourself? Are you talking to like somebody else

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Speaker 1: with it? I'll talk to myself with it sometimes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend doing that to a woman not super sexy.

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Speaker 1: What does it say to you? It's different all the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Stop pulling on me so hard. Stop

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Speaker 1: putting peanut butter armies. The dog likes it. Okay, here

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Speaker 1: we go. It wasn't peanut butter. It was butter. Sorry

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about. Next,

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Speaker 1: who wants to go into Teddy Bear? It's just over yet?

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Speaker 1: Can we cut this one? Good enough material? We can

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Speaker 1: end it short? Is this over? Get what Scotty's penises?

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Speaker 1: It over? Help me? Help me stop joking me. Tuck

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Speaker 1: your shirt into me. I've already seen this movie. I

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Speaker 1: can't vomit anymore. I'm just gonna sitsten to this. I

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Speaker 1: have to go for another COVID test today. It's my

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Speaker 1: fourth one in seven days. Congratulations, Jesus God enough enough.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever got a COVID test where they swab

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Speaker 1: your nose and you don't even feel like they had

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Speaker 1: anywhere near your nose? Like yes, yeah, yeah. And I

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Speaker 1: week or the guys like it's not very wet, but okay,

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Speaker 1: And he basically got nothing because I had no oister

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Speaker 1: another country to come home, I got no problem with that, Okay,

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Speaker 1: giving giving COVID other people, I'll get stuck in another

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Speaker 1: not showing up for work. You have COVID right for

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Speaker 1: those that are taking COVID tests. And my wife Ali

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Speaker 1: the key that she tells patients is to almost like us,

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Speaker 1: not rocket slash blow out like when when it's up

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Speaker 1: there so you get that mucus on there. So though

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Speaker 1: you might question the person swabbing your nose isn't getting

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Speaker 1: far enough. At least you're doing your part of trying

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Speaker 1: to get Yeah. I always yes, yes, because of all things,

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Speaker 1: mucus makes me nauseous, like all the things we talk about,

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Speaker 1: no problem, mucas, it makes me nauseous. And blood and

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Speaker 1: blood and blood. Yes, yeah. I got a COVID test

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Speaker 1: not too long ago where they were just right on

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Speaker 1: the tip and I was like, you just swabbed my mustache,

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Speaker 1: nice try, but she didn't get up in my nose.

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Speaker 1: Your mustache as covid. Now are we over? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Can we have like a plan tomorrow? Well, actually, you

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Speaker 1: know what's scary. We had a plan today that was

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Speaker 1: that's scary, right alright, bye, good bye,