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Speaker 1: readio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. After

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Speaker 1: almost twenty years, Google has just revealed the most searched

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Speaker 1: how everyone in the world uses Google, and this question

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Speaker 1: lyrics like that. We'll tell you the number one question

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Speaker 1: you're wondering if the question is what's the meaning of life? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: what people are most concerned about. Here are the top

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Speaker 1: five questions asked to Google since it started. Okay, and again,

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Speaker 1: of people. Yes. Number five is how many ounces in

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Speaker 1: You can show me, so maybe Google can. Usually it

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Speaker 1: three How to kiss? How to kiss? Yeah, how to kiss?

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Speaker 1: They must have been through my such history. Number two,

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil Phone frame mornings. Oh hey, it's Todd Sparks here,

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Speaker 1: spark back in your life. I was looking for Zeke.

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Speaker 1: This is Zeke. Zeke. Nice to meet you, Todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: to sign. Where do you need me to sign? The

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Speaker 1: power of positive Thinking? Right there? Todd Sparks, putting the

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Speaker 1: from a couple of my work. One of my motivational

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Speaker 1: One of the key things in life is to make

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Speaker 1: Todd Sparks, putting the spark back in your life. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I accept the offer. I accept. I accept. What's the

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Speaker 1: can you tell me power of positive communication? Right now?

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Speaker 1: Power positive communication? I'm gonna teach you a little something

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in. What learning? What you have to I

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Speaker 1: need a job very badly. Okay. Some people would say

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Speaker 1: but power positive communication. Yes, I'm ready to actively listen

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. About going backwards? A cheam

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Speaker 1: totally write him off. Well, you know, I've made some

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Speaker 1: Yeah we did it. Would you give me another chance? Oh? Awesome?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I promise you I'm not a dirtbag. Trust,

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Speaker 1: find new friends. Yeah, you'd be single forever. You keep

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Speaker 1: listening to him, you might as well at least try it.

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Speaker 1: And maybe maybe they're jealous Yeah, all right. Well, congratulations Akim,

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Speaker 1: you got another date. Awesome, Thank you guys, so much fun.

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Speaker 1: Thanks you know, I am excited. Thanks for Kim for

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Speaker 1: giving me another chance. No, thank you for giving me

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Speaker 1: another chancey, thank all of us for giving everybody another chances.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i

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Speaker 1: n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For Thursday May thirteen,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and I've got audio

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Speaker 1: of an awkward Zoom court appearance. You're not gonna want

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Speaker 1: to miss it. Before we get to that, though, let's

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Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm all expression. Someone needs to be

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Speaker 1: canceled and her name starts with Chris and ends with Egan.

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Speaker 1: I wonder who that could be. Yeah, and I'm English

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Speaker 1: Evan And how far would you go for more Instagram

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Speaker 1: followers and more on those stories in just a second

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Speaker 1: before our lead story of the day. It's another one

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Speaker 1: of those times where I don't have anything to really

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Speaker 1: say about it. I just want to play the audio

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Speaker 1: because a guy in Michigan showed up to his Zoom

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Speaker 1: court appearance and the judge was not happy. Here's the audio,

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Speaker 1: then we'll bring this fool in. Good morning, sir. What's

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Speaker 1: your name? Nathaniel Saxon, Sir, your name is not but

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Speaker 1: three thousand yoho Lauren into my court with that is

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Speaker 1: your screen name? Kind of idiot. I'll let you hear

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Speaker 1: the screen name one more time he logged into court.

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Speaker 1: You know on zoom how you can change your screen name.

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Speaker 1: It's very fun to do in meetings. I changed mine

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Speaker 1: all the time, But I haven't used what this guy's using.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it'll use it in our next zoom call. But

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Speaker 1: hear this again and listen to the name that he

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Speaker 1: chose for his screen name when he logged in for court.

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Speaker 1: Your name's not but three thousand yohot, that is your

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Speaker 1: screen name? What kind of a idiot launched you into

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Speaker 1: court like that? What's your name again? Nathaniel Saxton, sir?

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Speaker 1: But I don't believe that I typed anything like that.

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Speaker 1: And what the hell? What an amazing troll. If somebody

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Speaker 1: did troll that guy, he didn't mean too. He probably

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Speaker 1: used it at some point for something. Yeah, and like

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Speaker 1: didn't know that it was doing that for court, because

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Speaker 1: he sounded like he was completely shocked. He sounded legit.

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Speaker 1: He sounded like he was like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: forgot I was I forgot. I was on my fantasy

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Speaker 1: football draft my friends on Zoom the other day and

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Speaker 1: I left the name. That really embarrassing. There you go,

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Speaker 1: make sure you check your Zoom name if you got

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Speaker 1: court All right, this is the I N n D

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Speaker 1: News network where idiots aren't just in the news. They

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Speaker 1: report the names. And for our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let'sten it over to Alex. Frash was on location in

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Speaker 1: sunny Los Angeles, California. Alex, how many times do you

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Speaker 1: get to be a c U name for you get canceled?

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Speaker 1: Depends who you are beef Because seriously, Chrissy Teagan, in

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Speaker 1: my opinion, is the worst. She's like such a nasty

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Speaker 1: person to people and she thinks she's better than people. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would agree with you. I get that five from

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Speaker 1: her too. This girl named Courtney Stotten came out and

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Speaker 1: said that stottin like made national news years and years

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Speaker 1: and years ago because she was like sixteen years old

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Speaker 1: and this fifty year old actor wanted to marry her

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Speaker 1: and her parents let her wet. It was a really

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Speaker 1: sad disturbing story anyway, That's why that tripped me out.

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Speaker 1: So Chrissy, I guess decided that, you know, she can

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Speaker 1: bully her because of whatever she decided to do in

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Speaker 1: her life. But Chrissy on Twitter because Courtney posted a

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Speaker 1: bunch of screenshots of her d M from Christy and

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Speaker 1: like just retweets that Chrissy did. So okay, So Courtney

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Speaker 1: tweeted on the eighth day of Christmas, my true love

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Speaker 1: gave to me eight erotic elves, and then Chrissy retweeted

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Speaker 1: and said, go to sleep forever. Right, that's just one.

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Speaker 1: So she kill herself and then one is, um, what

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Speaker 1: drugs makes you do that with your mouth? Asking for

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Speaker 1: a friend who really wants to know how to look

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Speaker 1: like an idiot? Thinks wow? So the DM so she

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Speaker 1: actually told her in her indirect message to kill herself.

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Speaker 1: What that's too far? Right? Why is Chrissy even talking

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Speaker 1: like that to anybody at all? Right, it's not her business.

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Speaker 1: The thing that bugs me about Chrissy Teguan is she

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Speaker 1: does stuff like that, right, she throws it out there.

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Speaker 1: She talks trash, she says whatever she wants. That's her thing,

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Speaker 1: Like I cook things. But I also cook up some

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Speaker 1: controversy on the internet. I have all kinds of cookbooks.

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Speaker 1: But she can't take it. Anytime anybody says anything to her,

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Speaker 1: she freaks out right like, if you're gonna if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna dish it out, you have to be able to

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Speaker 1: take it. Uh huh, Well that's all I have. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go start a petition to get her canceled. So oh, actually,

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Speaker 1: we just got our first sponsor for the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. Yes, here we go. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. The i n N is

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Speaker 1: brought to you by the Cancel Chrissy Tegan movement. Well

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Speaker 1: I have sending it back to you. Thank you very much. Ox.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. And for our next story,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English seven, who's working

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Speaker 1: hard at the Cancel Chrissy Tigue headquarters. Yes, it's going

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Speaker 1: really well making posters, that's my thing. But no, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually in Miami where twenty eight year old Audrey, Nicole,

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Speaker 1: Francis Queenie Francis Quinny. Yeah, hold on, Mike, wait, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually no hold on Francis Queen, gonna start again, sorry, Brad.

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Speaker 1: Anytime you want to just like in the news, Brad's

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Speaker 1: our executive producers. You can just do it. You can

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Speaker 1: just hit it with I don't do it, want okay,

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Speaker 1: just letting you know. Okay, go ahead, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't go ahead back to your new story. Okay, ready,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna start up again right now. I'm waiting. Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do it? No? Okay, okaye. She already went

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Speaker 1: to the high school because she wanted to get some

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Speaker 1: lucky because at a time for then, I did not

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Speaker 1: even see that coming. She went it because she wanted

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Speaker 1: to get more Instagram follow its. Yeah, crazy story, Yo job,

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Speaker 1: you about to lose. He shot, You're about to lose.

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Speaker 1: I'm a good sport. Oh nothing. And that was the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news to remember. Tomorrow the same time

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report. This is I n N

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Speaker 1: News The Jubil Show on Demand. It's another Jubil Phone

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Speaker 1: frame mornings. Hello, Well, Hello, This is Thomas Sibidoux calling

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Speaker 1: from road side Assistance, letting you know we are on

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Speaker 1: our way whole tight. We'll be right there. Try not

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Speaker 1: to panic. Thank you. Is this Jennifer? All right? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: this is this is Jenny? Who is this? Hello? My

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Speaker 1: name is Thomas Thibidoux. Just want to let you know

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Speaker 1: everything is okay. Just wait with the car and we

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Speaker 1: will be right there shortly. It sounds like you've had

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Speaker 1: some trouble on the side of the road and we

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Speaker 1: are just headed out to get you right now, so

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Speaker 1: don't worry about thing. Well, no, I I didn't need you.

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Speaker 1: I needed you guys a while back. I know that.

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. It took us a little bit

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Speaker 1: to get you picked up, but phone call finally got

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Speaker 1: ratted to me and I have a tow truck on

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Speaker 1: the way out there to help you out. He knows

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Speaker 1: something to do about mechanics as well. I might be

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Speaker 1: able to get your started on side of the road.

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Speaker 1: You'd be on your way no time. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean you guys are coming. I don't need you anymore.

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Speaker 1: You guys left me out there for eight hours. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing calling me now? Oh my heavens,

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Speaker 1: you've been waiting out there on the side the road

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Speaker 1: for eight hours. Well, that is unacceptable. No, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I was waiting for eight hours. Okay, so you walk

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Speaker 1: somewhere else, but that's still not acceptable. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: talk to somebody about that, and I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: that toe truck drive him a calum right now and

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Speaker 1: make sure he speaks extra quick to get you, because

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Speaker 1: that is just no, no, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: I don't need a tow truck. I already told you,

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Speaker 1: Yes you do, Yes, you do. If you broke down

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Speaker 1: on the side of the road, you need a tow truck.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Just leave a card there

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Speaker 1: for something? I'm not getting it. You're not getting it.

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Speaker 1: I called you guys days ago, and I waited for

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Speaker 1: eight hours. I had to figure out everything on my own,

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Speaker 1: and you guys, you guys don't even care, and you're

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Speaker 1: calling you back a couple of these layers. Well, now, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I think that is a little bit unfair. We

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Speaker 1: absolutely care. A little bit unfair, yes, a little bit unfair. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: I think you made a comment about us not caring

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Speaker 1: about you or not having quality customer service. And I

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Speaker 1: take that almost kind of personally because I love working

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Speaker 1: for this company. I think we do a great job.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why I don't need you guys anymore.

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Speaker 1: You left me stranded out on the highway. Do you

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Speaker 1: hear me your roadside assistance? Yes? I do. I am

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Speaker 1: not on the road anymore. I had to take care

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Speaker 1: of my own. Okay, you guys weren't I think I now,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm understanding what you're saying. What you're saying

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Speaker 1: is that you called to have roadside assistance because you

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Speaker 1: call broke down. But that was a couple of days ago.

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Speaker 1: You had to wait eight hours, you weren't helped. And

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Speaker 1: now I'm calling you because I just and out of

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Speaker 1: toe truck to come get you. But you're not there

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Speaker 1: anymore because that was a couple of days ago. And

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Speaker 1: that's why you're a little upset, a little perturbed. I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing you want to cancel the toe truck. Yes, cancel that.

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Speaker 1: I don't need it. No, I do not need my

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Speaker 1: I do not need that tow truck. I will cancel

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Speaker 1: the toe truck, and I do have to let you

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Speaker 1: know for canceling that toe truck is gonna be a

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Speaker 1: four hundred and seventy five dollars charge. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and just wait. No, no, what did you

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Speaker 1: just say? What did you just say? I said, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a four hundred and seenty five dollars charge

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Speaker 1: for cancelation since we are just since the truck out.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. I am not

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Speaker 1: going to pay any money at all, not one dime.

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Speaker 1: Well you're not gonna pay one. You can pay four

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Speaker 1: to seventy five dollars. No, you know what I need.

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Speaker 1: Let me talk to one of your supervisors. Let me

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Speaker 1: talk to one of your supervisors right now. I can

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Speaker 1: let you talk to one of my supervisors. But if

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Speaker 1: I do that, and would you mind taking a real

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Speaker 1: quick customer satisfaction survey for me before, because that means

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Speaker 1: a lot to me. Please, I would love to tell

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Speaker 1: them how much of an idiot you are. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I would love to tell you this frank phone. I

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Speaker 1: would love to take its brank focal. I would love

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Speaker 1: to take its brank focal. So I'm just gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm just gonna tell you, brank phone call.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'll say it because this is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your boyfriend. Jeremy set you up. He said that

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Speaker 1: that you guys broke down the other day and roadside

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Speaker 1: assistance wouldn't help you out, so you thought it'd be

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Speaker 1: funny if they called a few days late to help

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Speaker 1: you out. Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: we say mornings on the twenties The Jewil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Hello sometime again. My name is Heinrich Kimba Bug and

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Speaker 1: let's play Beechee because he is so stupid. Yeah, definitely

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Speaker 1: changed the lyrics. I want to point that out. Just

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Speaker 1: added a little on to beat Zabritt. It is beat

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Speaker 1: Zabritta where we see just how smart the dumb Britt

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Speaker 1: is not is it's the only German American game show

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Speaker 1: with an English guy playing trivia. Literally, it's a weird combo.

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Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to America. Beat the Brett

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Speaker 1: and my name is Mark Thompson on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now though, to play you it Beat the Britt Today

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Speaker 1: is Jamie. What's up, Jamie? How are you? I'm fabulous?

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Pretty good. Great, Jamie, So apparently

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Speaker 1: you've listened to Beat the Britt and I'll quite a fan.

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Speaker 1: I am quite a fan, and I'm super excited to

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Speaker 1: take you down. All right, all right, we're gonna send

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Speaker 1: English Evan out of the studio. All right, Jamie, the

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Speaker 1: game is played like this. English seven is out of

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Speaker 1: the studio. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

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Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when Jesse pass and

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Speaker 1: you have to beat English Evan out right to win.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? I am ready? All right? Well here

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Speaker 1: we go, Jamie. Your time starts now. Technically, what color

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Speaker 1: is indigo? Pop? What is the name of the calendar

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Speaker 1: we use? Julian? What is the quarterback for the Tampa Who? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: who is the quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady? What is the scientific name for humans? Homeostapiens?

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Speaker 1: The longest day of the year is called the winter solstice?

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Speaker 1: What is it? What day does it start every year? Uh?

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Speaker 1: December twenty first? Who is Corny Kardashian dating? Right now? Boom?

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Speaker 1: You got that in on time? Your time is up, though,

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Speaker 1: We'll bring home Alex if you can take over hosting

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Speaker 1: for just one moment. Yeah, Water, Well, I think you

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Speaker 1: did really good, Jamie. I don't know yet because I

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Speaker 1: don't take the score, but I am pretty sure you

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Speaker 1: did really good. And Jamie, we're gonna bring Englos seven

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Speaker 1: back in the studio. But is there anything that you

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Speaker 1: would like people to know about you the people at

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Speaker 1: home viewing the game. Yes, not only am I a fan,

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Speaker 1: it's rubbed off on my eleven year old son Bennett. Oh,

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Speaker 1: he actually has a Jubile original paint hanging in his

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Speaker 1: bedroom that we got at one of your comedy shows.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice, that's cool as one of the life Life

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Speaker 1: is Sparty Ago or something, and he was eight years

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Speaker 1: old and when I brought it home to him, his

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Speaker 1: head almost exploded. His course, it's hilarious parts and he's

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Speaker 1: a boy. Awesome, Thank you, Jew. We only did it

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Speaker 1: a few times at comedy shows, so we know exactly

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about, exactly, Lucky. Life is farts. I

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Speaker 1: sold some of the art that that I used to

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Speaker 1: do after some comedy shows and yeah, you say life

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Speaker 1: is art, and then I added up to it is farts.

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Speaker 1: So creative. I'm very creative like that. And we'll see

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Speaker 1: how English are Evan stacks up. All right, Englishman, are

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Speaker 1: you're ready to stack up? I'm ready to stack up?

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Speaker 1: All right, Here we go, English seven. Your time starts now. Technically,

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Speaker 1: what color is indigo? Is pubble? What is the name

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Speaker 1: of the calendar we use? Um? The miyon? Who is

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Speaker 1: the quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Uh, Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: What is the scientific name for humans? Homo sap sapan,

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Speaker 1: homio homio sapan. Well, the longest day of the year

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Speaker 1: is called the winter solstice. What day does it start

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Speaker 1: on every year? Uh? The twelfth of February. Cotney Carnascian

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Speaker 1: dating right now? Oh? The druma Tom, No, the drums, Travis, Travis, Balky,

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Speaker 1: you got that? Thank you, you got that one. And

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Speaker 1: then sort of on time, we'll give it to you

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Speaker 1: because I don't think you did very well. But let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over the scoreboard and see how you

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Speaker 1: guys actually did with our executive vizard Bradley Cooper Norman.

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Speaker 1: We'll start with Evans. Evan, you got too correct this time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not bad? Did you at the Travis one? I did okay?

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Speaker 1: The drama I wouldn't be trying to take points away

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Speaker 1: from you. I know you love me, Thank you? And uh,

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Speaker 1: Jamie got four. She did she crushed you did from

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Speaker 1: you demolished the brit today by more than double congratulations.

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Speaker 1: I can do the match up. Let's go over the

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Speaker 1: answers to see just how many she got right and

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Speaker 1: Evin didn't. Technically, Indigo is blue and the calendar that

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Speaker 1: we use is Gregorian. Never even heard of it. And

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Speaker 1: then I thought everyone was gonna say wall he said,

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Speaker 1: the Mayan, which is already expired. Yes, yeah, the Tampa

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Speaker 1: Bay Buccaneers. The quarterback is Tom Brady. Yeah. And Homo

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Speaker 1: sapiens is a scientific name for humans. Wait, I got

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Speaker 1: that right now, different words is correct. The you know what,

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Speaker 1: I never do this for you, but I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a half a point. Oh, thank you. You still lose.

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Speaker 1: So December twenty one is the longest day of the year.

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Speaker 1: It is the winter solstice. And then Travis Barker is

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Speaker 1: dating Martiny Kardashian. Yeah, I see it all over the websites.

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Speaker 1: You almost didn't get that one though, you didn't. You

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Speaker 1: almost didn't see it all over the websites. Jamie, Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: relations you did a really good job. Congratulations Jamie, you

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Speaker 1: beat the brit straight up who played Beat the Brig

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Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday. At this time. I'm so

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Speaker 1: be here next time when we play beats so dumb

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Speaker 1: and stupid, I'm getting SMARTA no, no no. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. You can follow each of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I met Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio. And we never like to break

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Speaker 1: the news to you, so we always let America's most

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Speaker 1: powerful family do it for us. And I just want

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Speaker 1: you guys to know, like a homuch, we really appreciate

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Speaker 1: you guys, each and every one of you. We're spending

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Speaker 1: time away from your families to be with our crazy

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Speaker 1: family and we do appreciate it. And yeah, see you later.

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show