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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is pe Deekins calling from the management here apartments.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for our new resident ingrid Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is me or something something everything okay, Well, I just

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Speaker 1: need to talk to you about a few things. I

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Speaker 1: know you just moved in a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: How you liking it so far? Yeah, everything's great. I

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Speaker 1: mean I really love it here and it got moved

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Speaker 1: in so yeah, yeah, that's great that you love it here.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to go over a few things with you

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Speaker 1: because there's been quite a few infractions, and hopefully you

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Speaker 1: do love it here, because if you don't adhere to

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Speaker 1: these guidelines, we'll have no choice but to evict you

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Speaker 1: at a certain point. So what are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: Let's start off with the parking. I mean, you're not

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Speaker 1: doing that correctly, are you. We've noticed. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. My car is parked in a spot. Ye, right,

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Speaker 1: head in, head in, right, yeah, yeah, apparently you didn't

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Speaker 1: read the rules. Every Tuesday, Thursday on the second Saturday

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Speaker 1: of the month is a reverse parking day. Everybody needs

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Speaker 1: a reverse park that day, and you haven't been doing that.

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Speaker 1: You are you kidding me? The w why why would

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Speaker 1: that be a rule? Well, you know what, I don't

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Speaker 1: make the rules, I just enforce them. So we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to issue a little bit of a fine over

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Speaker 1: that one. Also, you have apparently been flushing your toilet

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Speaker 1: after ten pm. And also every third week end of

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Speaker 1: the month. You've lived here for four weeks now, every

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Speaker 1: third weekend of the month is a no water consumption weekend,

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Speaker 1: so you can't use any water at all, and you've

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Speaker 1: already broken the kind of Okay, no, nobody, this is

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Speaker 1: not I mean, first of all, these rules are ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: and second of all, nobody told me these rules. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: well they're all they're all in your contract. Just making

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Speaker 1: sure I had someone read through there. It's like, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? That's not no? M mm hmm, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you had someone else read it is? Are you?

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Speaker 1: Is there a situation I shouldn't know about here? Are

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Speaker 1: you not literate? That's fine? If you kidding me, I've

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Speaker 1: graduated with my masters. Are you kidding me? Oh? That's literate.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive that you did that. And you have to

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Speaker 1: have other people read your things for you. That is.

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Speaker 1: That's an inspiring story. I'm gonna go tell my kids

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Speaker 1: about that one. That they can do anything they want

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Speaker 1: to do. They can even get their master's degree if

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Speaker 1: they can't read. Wow, oh my god, like you are okay.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that that they would allow you to

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Speaker 1: speak to tenants like this. I speak you have any

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Speaker 1: training in constant service at all? I mean, what the

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Speaker 1: well I was? I was at trying to give you

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Speaker 1: a compliment because I think it's amazing that somebody who

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Speaker 1: never learned to reinwrite the English language has the ability

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Speaker 1: to get a master's degree. I mean, I think that

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Speaker 1: that is something you should be very proud of. No,

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Speaker 1: you idiot, I can read, and I'm telling you it

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Speaker 1: was not in my contract. Mm hmm. Okay, well maybe

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Speaker 1: you might want to sit down and read it again,

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Speaker 1: because I can promise you it's all in there. Also.

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Speaker 1: One other thing that we have noticed since you moved

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Speaker 1: in is the energy consumption. It seems that our indoor

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Speaker 1: cameras revealed you have a lamp that stays on all

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Speaker 1: the time. Why are you spying on my apartment? Oh

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Speaker 1: we're not spot We just have cameras you know the

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Speaker 1: indoor cameras that we have. You have cameras in my apartment? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's also in your contract. The place is very safe,

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Speaker 1: but yes, we have cameras all throughout the apartment so

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Speaker 1: we can make sure that no infractions are being broken.

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Speaker 1: It'll be a total of twenty five hundred dollars for

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Speaker 1: this for these fees, and if you do not pay them,

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Speaker 1: we'll be forced to evict you. Yeah, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: see you try. Let's take me to court. Let's go

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Speaker 1: and you know what if you got cameras in here?

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Speaker 1: Do you see that? Do you see that? I'm clipping

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Speaker 1: you off? Hey, Inger, this is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: sister set you up. It's a joke away. She said

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Speaker 1: that you just moved into a new place and I

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you. I'm going to get her

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Speaker 1: back so bad. I so triggered Greater wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubile phone pranks. We say mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties