Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling one bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat. And now join my
Speaker 1: bad Larring, Shayne Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Alrighty, gang's all here ready
Speaker 1: to go. After last week's podcast, which wow, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that was last week, but I had to
Speaker 1: explain that to some people who said, what were you
Speaker 1: guys talking about with Arizona State's campus and some other things?
Speaker 1: I said, Well, I wasn't saying it, Shay was saying it.
Speaker 1: So I put the blame on you. You should. It was
Speaker 1: definitely my fault. Yeah, beautiful campus that it is very
Speaker 1: very nice. Okay, bad Larry. How are you all right?
Speaker 3: Dan? How are you welcome back?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Thank you and welcome back.
Speaker 4: Thanks Larry.
Speaker 1: Where are you right now? Larre?
Speaker 3: I am in my car outside rays.
Speaker 1: Okay, And then you're gonna go in and have lunch
Speaker 1: as you normally do.
Speaker 3: Correct I've had a couple of cokes already, but I
Speaker 3: haven't even usually ordered lunch. But I didn't even order
Speaker 3: it yet.
Speaker 2: So what's the lunch order back there?
Speaker 3: Lately, I've been doing I don't like cheese, but I
Speaker 3: do like mazarella cheese. I've been doing slice, steak and
Speaker 3: mazrella cheese on a hard roll. They were the last
Speaker 3: two days.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're getting a steak and cheese with mozzarella.
Speaker 4: That's a psychic.
Speaker 3: It's the only cheese I like. I love pizza. I
Speaker 3: don't put cheese on anything else when I just tried
Speaker 3: it two days ago and not bad.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me at the Pumpkin Regatta, y'all, don't
Speaker 2: have a cheese plate coming for as an oar door.
Speaker 1: Don't you, Larry?
Speaker 4: It's fetuses.
Speaker 1: Bad, Larry. Don't you do like chark couterie.
Speaker 3: Whatever that word was.
Speaker 2: I don't chark cooterie.
Speaker 1: Haven't you ever ordered that? When you've gone into a.
Speaker 4: Restaurant, No there, you're in the Jersey Shore, you probably
Speaker 4: hear char cooterie fucking ten times a day.
Speaker 2: That's a.
Speaker 1: Char cooterie. I dated her and dated her in high school, Okay,
Speaker 1: we are wiping the slate clean. This is it. It's over. Okay, Dylan,
Speaker 1: congratulations winning the off season, and that's usually benefits teams.
Speaker 1: When you win the off season, then sometimes that translates
Speaker 1: into great news or.
Speaker 4: You can just absolutely take a nose down.
Speaker 1: You could be like the Mets.
Speaker 2: Yeah they won the beat The Rangers can beat the Rangers.
Speaker 4: I haven't watched the Mets game in about two months,
Speaker 4: and it's honestly, it's the way to be.
Speaker 1: Seattle has caught your Rangers, Danny.
Speaker 2: I've had the worst month ever besides the times that
Speaker 2: I was in rehab. This is really bad for me.
Speaker 2: The Rangers collapsing like this is really hard for me
Speaker 2: to figure out.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we move on with a clean slate. Dylan
Speaker 1: was the overwhelming winner plus thirty two. He had ten
Speaker 1: more units than you did. So bad, Larry, Bad. Larry
Speaker 1: was forty two units behind Dylan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I can't be held response for
Speaker 3: not knowing who Taylor Swift's next boyfriend is. This is
Speaker 3: based on football, guys.
Speaker 4: Well, no it's not. It's we didn't actually place bets
Speaker 4: on that. We were just discussing the hypothetical.
Speaker 2: Fucking Mets, you idiot. Yeah the Mets. Yeah, you made a.
Speaker 1: Stupid you bet the Mets the rest of the year,
Speaker 1: and they dumped two of their fucking pictures.
Speaker 2: You fucking moron.
Speaker 4: Amen.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh is there anything? Let's recap Notre Dame Navy
Speaker 1: two units for Dylan the over You missed that. You
Speaker 1: gave away the twenty one. They could have won that
Speaker 1: game sixty to nothing. Yeah, Navy Notre Dame first quarter
Speaker 1: over ten and a half.
Speaker 4: I was worried about that one.
Speaker 1: San Jose State. You won that one, getting plus thirty
Speaker 1: and a half. San Diego State minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: Versus Ohio, you did well. Yeah, Max Verse stopping had
Speaker 1: the fastest lap man.
Speaker 4: On the other tail.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You did pretty well, did pretty well. Shay
Speaker 1: had the Navy Notre Dame over under.
Speaker 2: Well, you got that. I got hurt, Danny, I got hurt.
Speaker 1: This well you you told me sold me on New
Speaker 1: Mexico S Day.
Speaker 2: I feel so bad about that. God, I Diego Pavilla
Speaker 2: is dead to me.
Speaker 1: I am telling people when they're going, Hey, any any
Speaker 1: teams you like this week? And I go man. I
Speaker 1: like New Mexico.
Speaker 2: State the other really the worst part really all the
Speaker 2: fucking research I did on that. Yeah, we'll dipid team.
Speaker 4: This is like, this is perfect for me because this
Speaker 4: kind of proves my point. It's like Jay had the
Speaker 4: most concise thought out ration now behind a bet I
Speaker 4: think ever done on this podcast. And of course everyone
Speaker 4: who heard that should have bell should have gone off
Speaker 4: and been like, fucking fade.
Speaker 1: You didn't do it well on baseball either. Oh I
Speaker 1: got cue, Yeah, you got roughed up bad, Larry, have
Speaker 1: four units on a three team ten point teaser and
Speaker 1: you ended up winning that? Right? Oh no, you have
Speaker 1: to add one more? Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 3: Here we go, well, say trunk Saturday night. I filled
Speaker 3: it in with usc. I moved the line from thirty
Speaker 3: one to twenty one and moved the line.
Speaker 4: He moved the line, y'all the ten points?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I thought you mean yours. I thought you
Speaker 2: met it sharp you are.
Speaker 4: Larry came in with a twenty dollars bet and vagausly moved.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, shifted, Here comes Larry shifted.
Speaker 3: Y'all, Okay, I sent I sent you the bet.
Speaker 1: By the way, did you win so you won your bet.
Speaker 3: I well, I was bombed. I fell asleep when I
Speaker 3: bet it, and I woke up to the wind. But
Speaker 3: I don't want Tom on the show. I'm I'm not
Speaker 3: filling with Penn State.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so let me bring in Picture Day Ray,
Speaker 1: the producer of this God Forsake and show. Uh so
Speaker 1: what what are we doing with bad Larry?
Speaker 5: So with Larry, he didn't put that third leg in
Speaker 5: and he said USC but he never emailed me or
Speaker 5: texted me it. So we're gonna make him pick another one.
Speaker 5: And he's got another one on on on hold.
Speaker 1: You have Penn State in West Virginia.
Speaker 3: Are you talking to me? Then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's your bet. Do you have Penn?
Speaker 3: But I want Dylan to go first. This is the
Speaker 3: last time Dylan gets to go first.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're now we're getting around to just betting football,
Speaker 1: and Bad Larry knows knows football. Uh yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So Dylan, I'll let you start.
Speaker 4: Alrighty Dan, the big dog parlay is no thirty points
Speaker 4: or more favored. So I'm going Michigan minus thirty six
Speaker 4: against ECU Texas minus thirty five against Rice, which actually
Speaker 4: this is gonna be the one that focks me. And
Speaker 4: then Auburn minus thirty five against U Massy plus five
Speaker 4: ninety five.
Speaker 2: Okay, you might lose both of those last two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are I kind of like Auburn though, actually.
Speaker 1: And do you have anything with Colorado?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the same game Parlay then TC minus nineteen and
Speaker 4: a half, Rauto under twenty one and a half in
Speaker 4: the total under sixty.
Speaker 2: Four and a half.
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's plus three hundred yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 4: Florida State plus two and a half against LSU. I
Speaker 4: believe Ray and Chay are both gung ho about LSU,
Speaker 4: which only bolsters my argument.
Speaker 2: All Right, we're all right.
Speaker 1: Anything on the games tonight.
Speaker 4: Yes, Florida straight up against Utah.
Speaker 1: Okay, Cam Rising probably not playing for the Utes.
Speaker 4: He's out. Florida shocked the world and upset Utah first
Speaker 4: game last season, to do it again even though they're
Speaker 4: playing it in Utah.
Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 4: Miami the U minus seventeen against Miami Ohio. Miami Ohio's quarterback,
Speaker 4: I believe, came out and said that they were the
Speaker 4: real Miami idiot. So well, I think they are Miami Ohio. Yeah, Danny,
Speaker 4: weren't they weren't they Miami before Miami?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But the city about a cultural impact here, Danny, which
Speaker 2: one matters more? Miami of Ohio? Which bunch of nerds
Speaker 2: go to or they you where they get paid to play?
Speaker 1: Since two thousand and four, how many times do you
Speaker 1: think Miami has had a double digit I don't think
Speaker 1: that matters. A better question is what is it over
Speaker 1: under on the number of students that went to rehab
Speaker 1: from their time at Miami Ohio versus the U.
Speaker 4: Probably pretty close.
Speaker 2: Actually, your nuts the you by a mile.
Speaker 4: I've been. I've been to Miami Ohio. It might be
Speaker 4: for different things, but they're still going to right.
Speaker 2: Yeah ssri fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1: Since two thousand and four, Miami has had one double
Speaker 1: digit win season. What else do you have, Dylan, Well.
Speaker 4: It's time for a second one. Dan Utah State, IOWA
Speaker 4: under forty three, Iowa unders are back forty three? Was
Speaker 4: would have been like eighty for any team.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, death taxes and Iowa under.
Speaker 4: Especially when half the team is betting on the Underwell,
Speaker 4: we don't, we don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, allegedly allegedly anything else.
Speaker 4: San Jose State money line versus Oregon State plus five
Speaker 4: seventy five. Dju sucks and I stand by that.
Speaker 2: I'll go up.
Speaker 4: But he sucked on a great Clemson team.
Speaker 1: I just know Oregon State was really good last year.
Speaker 4: They covered the spread like every game.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that it?
Speaker 4: And Clemson minus thirteen against Duke honestly, Kius fucked.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's your logic.
Speaker 4: And I have a couple of f one Pickstan. They
Speaker 4: came to me late straight from the horse's mouth, five
Speaker 4: units on max for Stapping to win. I don't even
Speaker 4: know what the line is, but okay, I think he
Speaker 4: has one more to break the record. I think so
Speaker 4: for wins in a season. Yeah, I'm gonna bet on
Speaker 4: a safety car, which I still think is just if
Speaker 4: there's a crash, and then Lando Norris podium finish and
Speaker 4: Charles Leclaire podium finish.
Speaker 2: Clear is it?
Speaker 4: And yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, Shay, come on down.
Speaker 2: Hey Danny, uh I got the Gophers lane seven against
Speaker 2: the fighting rules, the little Matt rule I got. I
Speaker 2: gotta say, I really like this bet, but it makes
Speaker 2: me feel stupid because of what New Mexico State did
Speaker 2: in me South Bama two lane under fifty five. I
Speaker 2: love it. South Bama runs a ball like the son
Speaker 2: of a bitch. But any more in depth analysis I
Speaker 2: have just means going to fucking lose.
Speaker 1: So wait, go on, no, you gotta limit your analysis.
Speaker 4: I would love the over on that, actually, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna fade.
Speaker 4: I'm fading.
Speaker 2: I want to fade Corvallis. I want Corvallis money, not
Speaker 2: money line. What's the fucking spread in Corvallis.
Speaker 5: Oregon state minus sixteen and a half?
Speaker 2: Sixteen and a half?
Speaker 5: Correct?
Speaker 2: They got juiced up, didn't it? They got steamed? Mother fucker.
Speaker 2: I'll hit it right now for a unit. I hit unit.
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Are you doing what else? I got the state of
Speaker 2: New Jersey laying the seven against Rutgers against the.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, the Hazers, the hazers in the Western
Speaker 1: Elephant Walkers.
Speaker 2: Oh wow god. And then I got the tar Heels
Speaker 2: laying the two against South Cakilaki uh. And I got
Speaker 2: Yukon plus fourteen and a half against fucking stores that's doing.
Speaker 4: That might be the smallest you kin spread in like
Speaker 4: ten years.
Speaker 1: It might be.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just surprised to find out that Connecticut has
Speaker 1: six players in the NFL right now.
Speaker 2: No ship right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really six active players?
Speaker 1: Yeah I believe so. Yeah, yeah, Marvin. Ten years ago,
Speaker 1: I would have been with you the Orlowski era. They
Speaker 1: had some guys, but Orlowsky that fucking guy.
Speaker 3: That fucking guy.
Speaker 2: I think that some of a bitch all the time,
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I was just like, hey, Dan, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 4: I think you guys live in the same neck of
Speaker 4: the woods, right we do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I see him at the beach, or see him
Speaker 2: at the goddamn supermarket. I see him all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh does that dude work like he's everywhere?
Speaker 1: He works a lot. But does he know.
Speaker 2: Who you are? Oh? Fuck no?
Speaker 1: Oh? So you just walk up and just say hey Dan, Hey, Danny,
Speaker 1: got to see you that. He's a tall guy.
Speaker 2: He's tall, a ship tall. He's also skinny, like.
Speaker 4: He would be small.
Speaker 2: You could beat on TV. I could beat his ass easy,
Speaker 2: Danny in front of his kids.
Speaker 4: At the supermarket.
Speaker 1: All right, bad, Larry, are you still with us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is when Larry starts to dominate.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, the first, The first one on my seat
Speaker 3: is NC State laying the fourteen against Yukon. So I'm
Speaker 3: staying with that.
Speaker 4: Okay, fourteen and a half.
Speaker 3: Whatever you guys give me.
Speaker 2: It's no, you just keep trying.
Speaker 4: It's fourteen and a half the big half point, Larry.
Speaker 3: Okay, it is a big half point. NC State Utah
Speaker 3: minus the four and a half against Florida over fifty
Speaker 3: two in the e CU Michigan game.
Speaker 1: It's fifty one and a half, thank you.
Speaker 3: Oklahoma minus thirty five against Arkansas.
Speaker 1: State thirty six.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you make it seem like we're making these lines up, Larry?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just looking at I.
Speaker 1: Well, you you gave me no, you gave me no,
Speaker 1: you gave me the half assed okay, like I'm somehow.
Speaker 3: Inflating Votec minus the sixteen against Odu.
Speaker 1: I thought you loved oh Du.
Speaker 3: I hate od you. You remember that I.
Speaker 1: Thought you loved me too?
Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Honestly I might. I'm gonna jump on.
Speaker 1: Right, did bad Larry love old Dominion last year?
Speaker 5: Larry? You bet old Dominion like every week last year
Speaker 5: against old Dominion? Nor to make me look bad.
Speaker 3: Girl basketball players? We had the conversation. There were two
Speaker 3: girl basketball players out of ODU. That's what they're known for.
Speaker 3: They're not a football squad. Moving on, Vack minus is six.
Speaker 1: Wait, I decide when we move on.
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle of my picks.
Speaker 3: South Carolina plus the two and a half against North Ka.
Speaker 2: Where's it plus two and a half? Show me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is South Carolina getting two and a half
Speaker 1: against North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's Drake may correct, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Alabama minus to thirty seven against Middle Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine and a half.
Speaker 3: Whoops, Okay, that's that's a meaningless half point.
Speaker 2: I'll say that right now and a half.
Speaker 1: It's Larry. It's thirty nine and a half, not thirty seven.
Speaker 3: I said thirty nine, right, thirty nine and a half?
Speaker 1: Okay, continue, okay.
Speaker 3: Tennessee minus twenty eight against Virginia.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Tennessee's quarterback is?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like the it's really good.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: You're damn right, Larry.
Speaker 2: He's got a cannon though he played at Michigan.
Speaker 3: That's ready transfer, that's right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: His name is Joe Joe Milton, Jill Milton just to
Speaker 1: let you.
Speaker 4: Know he actually fucked me a lot of Michigan.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, interesting there, Okay, what else did he call
Speaker 2: you in the morning?
Speaker 3: Then I agree? Then I agree with Shay on Rutgers
Speaker 3: against Northwestern.
Speaker 1: Aaron, there, Mass, you're giving seven.
Speaker 3: And I know I had it six and a half.
Speaker 3: I heard you already give it to say it. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I'm accepting that.
Speaker 1: All right, what else do you have?
Speaker 3: And then my last thing is I'm filling that three
Speaker 3: team teas in what kind of state?
Speaker 1: Now? Was your daughter at the Notre Dame Navy game?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: She was, and you were trying to Were you trying
Speaker 1: to set her up with Dylan or no?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, she was with her boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I just figured Dylan.
Speaker 2: With like that matters Larry Ladies man like Dylan.
Speaker 1: She's lucky.
Speaker 4: Here's in the five hundreds.
Speaker 3: I think Dylan wol went against get away from the
Speaker 3: old group he was with and go have some fun
Speaker 3: with some young people.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, that's your daughter we're talking about.
Speaker 3: I texted Dylan. I said, she's fun, go have a
Speaker 3: beer with her.
Speaker 4: No, we actually texted back and forth in the night.
Speaker 4: We were kind of stuck in our zone and then uh, honestly.
Speaker 2: I just forgot Dylan ghosted her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to I'm playing hard to get Larry.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you imagine Dylan, here's this one at Larry's thanksgivingth.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you would do well. Yeah, you would
Speaker 1: have fun.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really simplistic lifestyle with Larry in his way.
Speaker 4: It's like going to like an Amish Thanksgiving gun it
Speaker 4: it'd be no, it wouldn't be crazy.
Speaker 1: It would be fun. You know Larry's fun I've made.
Speaker 3: I've made two trips to Milford so far. You've never
Speaker 3: been down to the Jersey Shore. The Parker Houses rock
Speaker 3: and we're keeping open through October. All right, Well, all
Speaker 3: the good d all the bendies. You're welcome anytime, Shay,
Speaker 3: anytime you want. You know, that's no Shay, you have
Speaker 3: to be drinking.
Speaker 2: No chance I'm going down there. Okay, Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 4: I'm just fine. Say we'll go from here to AC
Speaker 4: and I think that's about its about it.
Speaker 2: Doing drugs, right, we'll get off exit ninety eight. We're
Speaker 2: bad one.
Speaker 4: Just as what if there's no no one there to
Speaker 4: ask then how the hell am I supposed to get that?
Speaker 1: First time I meet Bad Larry? He goes, Hey, I said,
Speaker 1: where do you live? He goes get off exit ninety eight.
Speaker 1: You just asked where Bad Larry lives?
Speaker 3: Come on and he said, that's the first to say
Speaker 3: where bad lilas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said to me.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the village, like the light Shyamalan movie. Where's
Speaker 4: Bad Larry right down there?
Speaker 1: That's a that's an obscure that I don't know how Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's terrible.
Speaker 2: Love the movie. Love the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, anything else that Shaye and Irving. The
Speaker 1: podcast is back.
Speaker 2: It's back, Danny. It's getting weird.
Speaker 1: Wife, I mean, your roommate been on the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, god, no, there has been times where she's been
Speaker 2: in the background yelling at me. And that's about it. Though. No,
Speaker 2: I would never let her on the podcast. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: talk about it. Talk about a buzzkilld Danny. I think
Speaker 2: it'd be pretty good that she would want to get
Speaker 2: really honest with the audience.
Speaker 1: What if I hosted, Oh my god, if I hosted
Speaker 1: Shane and Irving couples there, I said, your wife has
Speaker 1: to come on.
Speaker 2: After she cooks it after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want her to cook after the milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, put it through the metal detector.
Speaker 2: You know. She would probably jump all over that just
Speaker 2: to shit. Can me all over the internet?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, Danny. I mean we're doing We're better.
Speaker 2: She just really doesn't have a lot of patience with
Speaker 2: me anymore. Twenty years ago she had a lot more,
Speaker 2: but now she's run out. So my philosophy is, you
Speaker 2: fall in love, but you have to like each other
Speaker 2: to stay married. Correct, you fell in love. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you guys might not.
Speaker 1: Like each other.
Speaker 2: No, we do. We like each other a lot. She's
Speaker 2: just crazy.
Speaker 4: Wether are you?
Speaker 2: I'm normal, Danny, I'm a normal.
Speaker 1: Are you normal compared to her?
Speaker 2: No? I mean no, she's like an actual human. I'm
Speaker 2: a bit wonky when it comes to logic and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Okay, when I go over to the house, Yeah, am
Speaker 1: I gonna go oh my god.
Speaker 2: At any point? Yes, in regards to your wife, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she'll probably correct me a few times sternly. And you
Speaker 2: might say, oh my god, because I don't put up
Speaker 2: a fight because it ain't worth it. She just wins
Speaker 2: every single argument ever, And I just like you know,
Speaker 2: you know how it is, Danny. You marry that long,
Speaker 2: you just say whatever the hell you got to say
Speaker 2: to make it through the fucking night.
Speaker 4: Yes, sweetheart, Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. What was I thinking? And that's it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's for dinner?
Speaker 1: Bad? Larry could give marriage philosophy. You've been married a
Speaker 1: long time, forty years, Dan, Larry.
Speaker 2: Who cooks in your house? Larry?
Speaker 3: Oh, my wife's a great cook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, Yeah, happiness right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: If I was I was left in my own advice,
Speaker 3: I'd have to eat two meals that raise every day.
Speaker 3: I can't cook.
Speaker 4: That's shocking, shocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all so fucking surprised.
Speaker 1: Larry, Larry, you can do one thing. Drink Budweiser.
Speaker 2: That is it. No, No, you have a negative ten
Speaker 2: you God damn r You know you haven't done well.
Speaker 2: You've been awful, Larry.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't follow the UFC fights. I don't know who's
Speaker 3: going to get the submission in the second round. We're
Speaker 3: in football season, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1: What about all the other things you did bet on?
Speaker 1: You don't have to bet on UFC. You don't have
Speaker 1: to bet on Taylor Swift's boyfriend. But you bet every
Speaker 1: you bet the Mets to win every.
Speaker 3: I do that, right, and then then I an't agree
Speaker 3: with me. I should get out of that bet. But
Speaker 3: then I had to get my car blown. Oh wait,
Speaker 3: to drive. No, that was that was the thing to
Speaker 3: get out of the bet. So no, I'll take those metals.
Speaker 1: Alrighty, that'll do it for this week. Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a gamble. Good luck this weekend, man. The season has
Speaker 1: officially started, and we'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 2: Good luck, y'all,