Speaker 1: Welcome to your brand new Second Date podcast. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being here and today. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: the part where they're playing with their food during the
Speaker 1: date is a highlight.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the low light gets real low so you'll
Speaker 2: hear it in just a second. My first comment to lexis.
Speaker 3: Yes, Rosebud Sims said, when I was a kid, I
Speaker 3: hated the talking part of the radio in the morning.
Speaker 1: Now I hate the music and listen to the talking
Speaker 1: part online.
Speaker 3: Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to adulthood.
Speaker 1: My own kid actually turned the station the other day
Speaker 1: when he heard my voice.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was like rude right face too, ye, not
Speaker 1: getting your allowance this week.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into your brand new Second Day.
Speaker 1: It starts right now, broken Jeffrey in the morning Second
Speaker 1: Date updates.
Speaker 4: I just googled the top turn ons for guys during
Speaker 4: dates WHOA and Google was like, I don't know, ask
Speaker 4: Chat GPT. So I went and I asked Chat GPT,
Speaker 4: Hey what turns guys on?
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you know you're a guy And they.
Speaker 4: Were like, oh, come on now, jeff you know. Oh
Speaker 4: so I'm getting no answers from both of the smartest
Speaker 4: computers on planet Earth.
Speaker 2: They must listen.
Speaker 4: Here's what I've learned from a good friend of mine,
Speaker 4: jose Bolanos. A woman with a great personality and a nice,
Speaker 4: low cut napkin will always have my attention. So that's
Speaker 4: what I have to go off of. When one of
Speaker 4: our listeners said that he was turned on big time
Speaker 4: by the end of his date, I think I know
Speaker 4: what he means. I cannot wait to find out how
Speaker 4: low his dates napkin was cut. Chris, Welcome to the show,
Speaker 4: my man.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: God, I know that I want to part of any
Speaker 2: of this. The rest of this conversation.
Speaker 4: I know Brooks getting far too turned on thinking about
Speaker 4: how low she wants to cut her napkin for her
Speaker 4: next day. It doesn't have to because it's hot, Am
Speaker 4: I right, Chris?
Speaker 1: Chris?
Speaker 4: Chris knows, all right. So now that we've got all
Speaker 4: the gears turning, we're all oiled up and ready to go.
Speaker 4: Chris tell us about the woman that she met. What's
Speaker 4: her name?
Speaker 5: Her name was Lisa?
Speaker 4: Oh, my sister's name is Lisa.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: Now I got this tiny napkin and I'm thinking about Chris.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. It's a good name, some strong female name.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about your Lisa, Chris.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I met her on a dating app.
Speaker 5: I won't say which one, but she was definitely leading
Speaker 5: the charge throughout this interaction because this is the thing
Speaker 5: she wanted to get right to the date. I'm somebody
Speaker 5: that wants to take it slow. I would like to
Speaker 5: get to know whoever they are be a chat.
Speaker 2: Isn't that exhausting though?
Speaker 1: Like I've just heard that people disappear like it never
Speaker 1: materials so much can ruin it?
Speaker 4: Like before I know broke? Why don't they jump straight
Speaker 4: into bed with you like first five minutes. Let's really
Speaker 4: get to.
Speaker 2: Know good old days, Jeff. I miss those days of
Speaker 2: dating with you.
Speaker 4: Chris, what's wrong with you? Why do you want to
Speaker 4: talk to them?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I want to get to know you. Do we have
Speaker 5: that same sense of humor whatever? But Lisa, she just
Speaker 5: jumped right and said, I'd like to get to know
Speaker 5: you in person. Let's do it on a date.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: She suggested a place that I would have never thought
Speaker 5: that a wola would suggest a date for, which was
Speaker 5: Popeyes Popeye' chickens.
Speaker 2: Yeahorn chicken. Oh so good?
Speaker 5: It is great but I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I would never even suggest that myself.
Speaker 2: I about your stokes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you actually go inside of Popeyes? Or did
Speaker 4: you do the drive through nice and slow?
Speaker 5: We went inside no drive.
Speaker 4: Because for anybody listening, that's a little first date tip,
Speaker 4: do the drive through slow backs eat only. How are
Speaker 4: you cruise control? By Chris? If this day ends up
Speaker 4: not working out, just remember that for your next one. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: So take us inside Popeyes with Lisa. What happens?
Speaker 5: Well, I would say, first off, when I saw her, she.
Speaker 1: Was happy about that dude, and to be cute and
Speaker 1: fast food lighting is a feat and she was.
Speaker 5: She was super cute, super nice. She made me laugh.
Speaker 5: That was like a big highlight. This is silly. But
Speaker 5: she would us that chicken tenders and make them walk
Speaker 5: towards me. I don't know. It was like some weird bitch.
Speaker 2: Why do I picture the rockets like chicken.
Speaker 4: Chicken legs coming right out?
Speaker 2: They were tenders. They weren't the drumsticks. They should have
Speaker 2: been the drumsticks.
Speaker 4: That would have been Yeah, she's not as funny as
Speaker 4: we want her to do. We're going to dock her
Speaker 4: a point like end.
Speaker 5: I mean, everything was going great. I mean there was
Speaker 5: so much flirtation, eye contact, her smile, she was touching
Speaker 5: my hand. There's a lot of that. And then it
Speaker 5: was pretty short, I would guess, like I don't know,
Speaker 5: thirty forty minutes. She just said, hey, I'm having a
Speaker 5: great time, but I gotta go. I hope to see
Speaker 5: you again, and then I walked her to her car.
Speaker 5: On that moment, I was feeling the vibe. I went
Speaker 5: in for a kiss goodbye, and next thing I know,
Speaker 5: her fingers are on my lips, stopping me. Says to me,
Speaker 5: naughty boy. Oh, literally moves my lips with her hand
Speaker 5: to her cheek. I don't know. It must have been
Speaker 5: the control, but that was the most turned on I've
Speaker 5: ever been.
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 4: Onto her cheek. That did it, man, I.
Speaker 5: Don't know it was. I know she was saying no
Speaker 5: to the kiss, but I was like, whatever you want.
Speaker 4: You just discovered a woman to take control. Brother, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what I discovered.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously she was being fun and playful with it, like,
Speaker 1: it's not like she was turning you down in a
Speaker 1: cold way.
Speaker 2: So I am actually surprised you're not seeing her again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm surprised too, I mean, what what's happened since.
Speaker 5: I was a little bit of chit chat via text
Speaker 5: right after the date, okay, but then it just went
Speaker 5: radio silence for the last four days.
Speaker 2: Man, the chicken's gun cold.
Speaker 4: She's trying to ghost you, for sure. Yeah, just because
Speaker 4: it's cold, doesn't wan you can't pop it in the
Speaker 4: microwave reheat it.
Speaker 1: Get you would choose an air fryer. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: microwave chicken is not worried.
Speaker 4: I'm working with what we got here at the radio station,
Speaker 4: and they definitely don't have air fryers or ninja whatever
Speaker 4: chicken right now, I'm yeah, I'm confused too, but I'm
Speaker 4: liking it no matter what. Maybe she just wants to
Speaker 4: take it super super slow with you because she liked
Speaker 4: you that much, that's true, But.
Speaker 2: She wanted to take it fast in the beginning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, fast slow. It's like watching a Lexus drive.
Speaker 4: It's hard to follow. So let's try and call her.
Speaker 4: We'll figure out if she has a reason for not
Speaker 4: talking to you in the last four days, but hopefully
Speaker 4: we can get her to agree to another meetup when
Speaker 4: we do your second date update with Lisa right after
Speaker 4: this with Lisa, right after this broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Second date updates, We're on.
Speaker 4: The phone with Chris, who told us that his date
Speaker 4: with Lisa was the most turned on that he has
Speaker 4: ever been. Are you after getting the deats? It's not
Speaker 4: hard to understand why he said that, because first off,
Speaker 4: they went to Popeyes, then they played foot seat together
Speaker 4: with their chicken tenders.
Speaker 2: That they were.
Speaker 6: Legs sexy again, and then at the very end, when
Speaker 6: he leaned in to kiss her, she blocked it with
Speaker 6: her greasy hand and then guided his lips onto her cheek.
Speaker 5: Boy.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, I mean, am I the only one
Speaker 4: who's sweating thinking about that? Maybe I'm getting sick. I'll
Speaker 4: probably get a check out. But I mean, according to Chris,
Speaker 4: it was an intense connection that they shared that day.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 4: It has been four days though, since they last spoke
Speaker 4: over text, and he's not sure what killed the momentum.
Speaker 4: We're going to try and help him figure out why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love that. I mean, it was a
Speaker 5: perfect matchup, super funny, quirky, pretty woman. I mean, come on,
Speaker 5: help me out.
Speaker 2: Do you have any theories?
Speaker 5: I mean, I must have just said something wrong or
Speaker 5: weird in the text, But I've gone back through and
Speaker 5: looked at him and there's nothing there that stands out.
Speaker 2: You didn't send any pictures, did you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I did not, Okay, because sometimes I send a naked,
Speaker 4: unbreaded chicken and that usually kills it.
Speaker 2: Much about jeff And yeah.
Speaker 4: The girls like it breaded, by the way, Chris, that's
Speaker 4: another hot dating tip for you, just in case this
Speaker 4: doesn't work out.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll take it.
Speaker 4: For guys to go ahead, feel free to steal that. Yes,
Speaker 4: I know again, Brooke is getting too turned on just
Speaker 4: thinking about that naked chicken breast before. Yeah, exactly. So
Speaker 4: let's just dial Lisa. We'll see if she answers, and
Speaker 4: then hopefully we can figure this out. So here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 4: we're looking to speak with Lisa.
Speaker 5: This is Lisa.
Speaker 4: Hey, Lisa, thanks for answering. You're on a radio show
Speaker 4: right now. It's kind of cool called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, Lisa, Hey, but you star?
Speaker 1: Hi? Okay, Yeah, I think this actually could be a
Speaker 1: really exciting call for her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of us are very excited to talk to
Speaker 4: you because we heard about a date that you went
Speaker 4: on with one of our listeners, a really nice seeming
Speaker 4: guy named Chris.
Speaker 1: Oh, Chris, Yeah, your pop Eye boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Can we call it already? I guess about it is funny.
Speaker 4: Pop Bye guy, Pop Bye.
Speaker 5: Gop bye guy. I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh, why are you calling?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Right?
Speaker 4: So this is a segment called a second date update.
Speaker 4: We do it when a listener of ours is having
Speaker 4: trouble figuring out why they're not getting a second meet
Speaker 4: up with someone. We call on their behalf to try
Speaker 4: and figure out if there's a reason why.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, you know, Okay, did
Speaker 1: you start with your initial thoughts, like when he walked
Speaker 1: into Popeyes?
Speaker 2: You were like, what.
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 5: I thought I was cute? I just OK.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're on the fence about it. At
Speaker 4: least you're not outright saying no, I didn't like him,
Speaker 4: So that's a good sign.
Speaker 3: It's tough because I do want to see him again
Speaker 3: and I had a great time. It's just that's not
Speaker 3: my specific situation.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, what's your specific situation?
Speaker 3: So in my situation, my boyfriend likes it when I
Speaker 3: go on dates with other guys.
Speaker 4: You what your boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: So in a relationship with another man and you're just
Speaker 1: doing this because it's your guys thing.
Speaker 2: Like he likes to be jealous.
Speaker 3: No, I mean not really, Like he goes on the
Speaker 3: date too, and he watches like that's that's the same
Speaker 3: he was in the restaurant.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he came into the restaurant and watched me
Speaker 3: go on a date with another guy.
Speaker 4: He saw the two of you playing with each other's chicken.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That's what I can't get over either.
Speaker 1: Like you were He said that you were acting like
Speaker 1: chicken tenders were legs.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean that's what you're supposed to do on a date, right,
Speaker 3: like have fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks because like you led Chris on our listener,
Speaker 1: like she didn't know we're in a relationship.
Speaker 3: No, no, because I'm not lying because on my profile
Speaker 3: it says that I'm looking for something casual.
Speaker 4: So are you saying romance is still in play?
Speaker 3: No, I mean that's one of our rules, like we
Speaker 3: we can't do anything with other people, Like a kiss
Speaker 3: on the cheek is as far as it can go.
Speaker 4: That explains the guided mouth to the cheek is.
Speaker 3: Very slope, friend, I mean not really like it keeps
Speaker 3: things fun and exciting, and it makes it feel like
Speaker 3: we're still in the early stages of dating.
Speaker 2: That's one of the worst parts of dating.
Speaker 3: For you.
Speaker 4: But I don't know. But then you go to like
Speaker 4: ten years deep into a relationship and you barely talk
Speaker 4: to each other experience, right, you wish to have more
Speaker 4: things to talk about.
Speaker 2: That's not true. I'm over ten years in and.
Speaker 4: Like exactly, you've just proved my all right.
Speaker 2: I think Chris is going to be just bummed. That's
Speaker 2: a bummer.
Speaker 4: Well we can. We don't need to guess, because we
Speaker 4: do have Chris waiting on the other line, listening in
Speaker 4: on this conversation, wanting to talk to you. Lisa.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he has heard all of that.
Speaker 4: Unless he hung up.
Speaker 5: Hey, Lisa, Oh no he didn't. He's still in I
Speaker 5: don't even understand what what went on you? You did
Speaker 5: this almost like a joke to have your boyfriend watched
Speaker 5: me on a date with you.
Speaker 3: It's not a joke. We just like watch each other
Speaker 3: go on first dates with other people.
Speaker 5: For your time with you, I make I mean what
Speaker 5: you said to you is you're a casure up for
Speaker 5: something casual. Well, it sounds like you're also in something
Speaker 5: that's beyond casual, but you want something to catch I'm
Speaker 5: I'm perplexed. I don't understand. It feels very rude, and
Speaker 5: I feel like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Chris, So after all the first dates I've had
Speaker 3: and like we do this like once or twice a month,
Speaker 3: like you were one of my favorites and it's so
Speaker 3: and my boyfriend I might want to use one of
Speaker 3: my golden tickets on you this year.
Speaker 5: What okay?
Speaker 3: So like a golden ticket is a second date with someone,
Speaker 3: and I haven't used mine yet this year, and I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of using it on you.
Speaker 4: Oh this is great, Brook take notes.
Speaker 5: For your But we have an actual, a real connection,
Speaker 5: and I'm finding out it's just like a game no.
Speaker 3: No, no, Like obviously we had a good time together,
Speaker 3: like or otherwise you wouldn't have called this radio station.
Speaker 4: So I just got you there.
Speaker 5: We could go.
Speaker 3: Out again, and I can't let you can see on
Speaker 3: the cheek again, but you know my boyfriend will be watching.
Speaker 3: That's a good question.
Speaker 5: Where was he city? Did I interact with your boyfriend.
Speaker 4: If he was in the drive through. I'm going to die.
Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin it because, like he might
Speaker 3: be in the same spot when we go on another date,
Speaker 3: so you know, I want to let them be inconspicuous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, does it ruined for you that he knows now
Speaker 4: that the boyfriend's going to be in the vicinity? Isn't
Speaker 4: that part of the facade?
Speaker 3: I mean kind of, But like I would still use
Speaker 3: my Goalden ticket on you, Chris, And like, again, my
Speaker 3: boyfriend hasn't like officially agreed, but like I will extend that.
Speaker 1: What if you end up liking Chris more than your boyfriend,
Speaker 1: That's not gonna.
Speaker 5: Happen, Nobody. You all know that I'm still here.
Speaker 3: Right, No, we know.
Speaker 4: I just want to I want to get more details
Speaker 4: about how this whole relationship thing works.
Speaker 2: It is literally taking notes for some reason. I don't
Speaker 2: really get it.
Speaker 4: I mean not to be too progressive here, but it's
Speaker 4: kind of archaic to think that just because a woman
Speaker 4: is in a relationship, that means she can't hang out
Speaker 4: with a man ever again or meet a new guy.
Speaker 2: Right, Brooke, No, I don't agree with you on this one.
Speaker 4: You think that women should be locked down once they're
Speaker 4: in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I think every relationship can have different boundaries, and that's
Speaker 1: fine that those are the boundaries that she has with
Speaker 1: her boyfriend. What I don't think is fine is that
Speaker 1: you're lying to other people and like using people like
Speaker 1: Chris along the way.
Speaker 2: That's the part that sucks.
Speaker 4: That's fair. But now all the boundaries have been set out,
Speaker 4: she said exactly how it works, and Chris, you're in the.
Speaker 2: Loop in the inner circle.
Speaker 4: It's actually the inner triangle broke because it's a three
Speaker 4: person thing.
Speaker 1: Unless her boyfriend's on a double date while watching her
Speaker 1: date that it would be a square.
Speaker 4: Or really far away erectangle.
Speaker 5: Wait have you done this before?
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: No, No, we're just storm in here. But we just
Speaker 4: took geometry, So Lisa, it sounds like you've already told
Speaker 4: us that you're willing to use your golden ticket on Chris.
Speaker 4: Is that? Am I right about that? Yes, Chris, Lisa's
Speaker 4: in and so is her boyfriend secretly in the corner.
Speaker 4: Are you still down?
Speaker 2: He's got to be listening to this.
Speaker 5: I do not want to go out on dates with
Speaker 5: somebody who needs approval from their boyfriend through what a
Speaker 5: golden ticket. Yeah, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's such a normal sentence to say that.
Speaker 4: Chris, are you her?
Speaker 3: Because like, if it works out, we could go and
Speaker 3: watch his seat the next week.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I never want to do that.
Speaker 4: No, you two could be hiding in the ball pit
Speaker 4: while they're inside the McDonald sharing a Mcchristmas. It's going
Speaker 4: so well. You just remember no kissing, brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the morning. It's funny that Chris's biggest turn on was
Speaker 4: when she said no to his kiss, But her biggest
Speaker 4: turn on was her boyfriend watching her say no to
Speaker 4: his kiss. Oh the irony.
Speaker 2: There, it's chicken tender scene.
Speaker 1: It's just still strange to me that that is part
Speaker 1: of the arousal situation.
Speaker 4: Now you know what you're getting into when you go
Speaker 4: to Popeyes. I mean, I guess if you know you're
Speaker 4: not hooking up with anyone, you got nothing to lose.
Speaker 4: She's just having a good time, like she doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Da free Popeyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, answerthing to talk about later with her boyfriend. Like
Speaker 1: when you did that thing, I thought that was so funny,
Speaker 1: so sexy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. People's turn ons are just evolving as
Speaker 4: the world changes and I don't know if it's a
Speaker 4: good thing or not.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure either Brook.
Speaker 4: Does Michael want to watch you and me get some
Speaker 4: red lobster? Maybe this weekend. I'll pretend to not see
Speaker 4: him in the corner. If he's into that, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna go no. But you can sit and watch us
Speaker 2: if you want.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's not very fun for me. Your husband's like,
Speaker 4: who's that weird guy choking on auber biscuit over there?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Might reinvigorate your marriage because it sounds
Speaker 4: like it definitely worked for Lisa Lost Opportunity.
Speaker 2: I'll keep that in my back pocket.
Speaker 4: Things go sound good for you, and make sure you
Speaker 4: keep us in your back pocket. If you ever need
Speaker 4: help with your dating life, you can email the show.
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