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Speaker 1: Don't given them the bush?

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Speaker 3: Yeah listening to.

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Speaker 4: To I don't joy? Yeah, Joy?

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Speaker 5: You know you.

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Speaker 6: Love you.

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Speaker 7: Gotta turn.

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Speaker 1: To turn them out. Turn you probably got to.

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Speaker 4: Turn the mouth, turn out the water the monica.

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Speaker 7: Look.

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Speaker 1: Come come on, you think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come on,

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Speaker 8: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 8: radio show. You know, I think I ought to explain

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Speaker 8: something to y'all. You know, when I wake up in

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Speaker 8: the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm

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Speaker 8: asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man,

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Speaker 8: And you know you said old people say I dig

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Speaker 8: you know, da da da, never stop saying that. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 8: but dig me now. It's just I want you to

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Speaker 8: to understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration

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Speaker 8: is all given in the spirit of sharing and love.

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Speaker 8: It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's

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Speaker 8: not the purpose of it. But I found that in

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Speaker 8: my morning inspiration that is best that I use some

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Speaker 8: I use?

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Speaker 1: Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.

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Speaker 8: I know exactly how I felt all along the way

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Speaker 8: concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now

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Speaker 8: fully do really understand why God had my life spend

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Speaker 8: the way it spun. And here's the part that I

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Speaker 8: want to give to you this morning, that first of all,

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Speaker 8: whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of

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Speaker 8: come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We

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Speaker 8: put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.

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Speaker 8: Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So

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Speaker 8: let's look at both sides of it. For people who

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Speaker 8: think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the

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Speaker 8: direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts,

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Speaker 8: it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as

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Speaker 8: simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner,

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Speaker 8: I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So

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Speaker 8: the one glaring question for all of us always is

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Speaker 8: on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are

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Speaker 8: your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?

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Speaker 8: Because I can assure you and it is not by

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Speaker 8: a promise of mine. This is not a theory that

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Speaker 8: Steve Harveyden came up with. This is a fact of life.

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Speaker 8: This is biblical, this is spiritual, This is written, this

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Speaker 8: is philosophical.

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Speaker 1: This is the law of the universe.

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Speaker 8: However, you need to drink this medicine to take to

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Speaker 8: get it down and feel what I'm saying to you.

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Speaker 8: This is just the way it is now. And here

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Speaker 8: the cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe

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Speaker 8: never been explained this or not. And it does not

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Speaker 8: matter if you think it works in your life or not.

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Speaker 8: It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way

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Speaker 8: it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual,

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Speaker 1: It's just whatever is the law of the universe. You

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Speaker 8: However, you got to dress this thing up to put

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Speaker 8: So when I say that you are where we are

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Speaker 8: believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no one else see.

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Speaker 8: Let me explain something. I got people around me who

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Speaker 8: so badly want to take credit for it, but I

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Speaker 8: As I get older and older, he always said to me, son,

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Speaker 8: You know they seizing up, They gone, well, you know,

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Speaker 8: See here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let

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Speaker 1: About or is all woe is me? If all you

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Speaker 8: I'm sick if all you thinking about it's the things

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Speaker 8: and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think

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Speaker 8: How much how much lacking you think you're finna fill

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Speaker 8: When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you,

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Speaker 1: You know what that does?

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Speaker 8: That then opens up room for more stuff to come

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Speaker 1: What would he do that for? Tada? Anybody feel me?

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 8: So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,

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Speaker 8: do you understand why I say dig me?

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Speaker 8: I want you to understand and come to the understanding,

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Speaker 8: not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got

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Speaker 8: just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,

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Speaker 8: tripping yourself out with your thoughts because thoughts become things,

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Speaker 8: all right.

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Speaker 9: All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come. The Steve Harvey

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Speaker 8: Morning Show is here. Gratitude is the leading force behind

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Speaker 8: You might as well talk to him, but start by thinking.

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Speaker 8: Then you can go down your list to what you want.

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Speaker 8: But started like that. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica or that legend

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Speaker 8: nephew Tommy and Junior. Junior, kill space, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 10: I was really wanting to notice on because I got

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Speaker 10: if I can put your name on it, you know,

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Speaker 10: like if I wait a minute, you don't even.

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Speaker 1: Know what it's for yet.

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Speaker 8: I don't need am I gonna put them more damn papers?

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Speaker 8: This is this starting to sound like would you rather?

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Speaker 10: No, you can't, Okay, So I gotta have like somebody

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Speaker 1: Just come here?

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Speaker 8: Hell no, hell no? What not going to sit with

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Speaker 1: I said, Junior, what's up? And then you can hear

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Speaker 7: You're good?

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Speaker 5: I said?

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Speaker 1: How you holding? I'm all right? Show it sound like.

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Speaker 11: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 8: Damn there crying and stuff. I don't, man, don't put

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Speaker 1: To you. I don't. I don't want to sit there.

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Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't good with sick ass people at all.

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Speaker 9: At least he's honest about it.

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Speaker 12: I know he really honest.

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Speaker 10: Like you wouldn't like you ain't gonna help me to

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Speaker 10: the bathroom, and none of that.

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Speaker 1: What if you met him? Put a bathroom.

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Speaker 9: That's out the dog.

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Speaker 8: You gotta pull some little sheets up around you and

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Speaker 8: to pile them up on your lap. Go have your business,

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Speaker 8: you do anything. You put a pile of them right

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Speaker 8: I'm not here, you do it.

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Speaker 9: I had an accident.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, nurses, Oh myde are having breakfast?

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Speaker 9: Awful?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just want to hit a bathroom. You can't.

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Speaker 8: You can't go to the bathroom. Or you and you

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Speaker 8: can't quit breathing.

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Speaker 12: Both of you're out.

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Speaker 9: Steve, you're out.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no mouth to mouth.

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Speaker 9: Stay healthy.

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Speaker 2: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're

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Speaker 9: Right after this you're.

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Speaker 2: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time to talk about

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Speaker 2: Time to have some fun with Reverend Motown and Deacon

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Speaker 2: Depth Jam. They're here with today's church complaints.

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Speaker 8: Outain a more Lord, Yeah, gracious God.

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Speaker 9: Here, thank your time.

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Speaker 8: We we here again. That's right Own, this blessed Monday.

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Speaker 8: Let's eagle to find out what in the world in

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Speaker 8: rolla unb had a more complaining congregation?

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Speaker 1: This this he in hell, that this hen hell.

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Speaker 13: Everybody understands exactly what he said.

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Speaker 1: For if you know not, that's cause you don't want not.

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Speaker 1: He's putting it together.

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Speaker 13: Put it all together, all right, Patson let's get going here.

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Speaker 1: We got an issue.

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Speaker 13: Brother Kirby Benson, better known as KB, accidentally took four

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Speaker 13: Viagar pills thinking they was his daily vitamins. Could you

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Speaker 13: please tell Sister Greta Wagner and Sister Florinda Prescott to

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Speaker 13: quit jumping on the man every time they see him.

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Speaker 1: Or jumping on him?

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Speaker 13: Well, well, well where you think, pat No, I mean

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Speaker 13: that church church? Is it in the parking lot? What

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Speaker 13: do we they have jumped on him in the parking lot.

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Speaker 13: They are ran and jumped on him at the supermarket

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Speaker 13: every time they see Brotherby.

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Speaker 1: We have nothing to do with that. Once you leave

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Speaker 8: Well if I agaho, well we'll see what we ain't

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Speaker 8: gonna do his bring Tyler your bit is church complaint?

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Speaker 8: This ain't parking lot or supermarket complaint.

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Speaker 1: Now we're not addressing all that up. So moving right along.

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Speaker 13: Ah Mervin's funeral home Carr As you know, brother O

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Speaker 13: Cyrus Daniels, we put him to rest this past Saturday,

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Speaker 13: uh pastor after the funeral, the Hurts was the Hurts

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Speaker 13: was supposed to take him to his uh his hometown

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Speaker 13: They are asking if you can come uh on eighty

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Speaker 8: That won't be necessary. I was informed of this because

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Speaker 8: Funeral convoy had been delayed because of the flat tide,

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Speaker 8: and I'm aware that they took his body out of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got it, go ahead.

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Speaker 8: Well, when they took the little body out the hurst

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Speaker 8: down their body creek.

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Speaker 1: We was. I went over there and we we buried

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Speaker 13: Body creek. It's a hometown that that's what the do

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Speaker 13: you think he know that? But the man wanted to

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Speaker 13: the Tructors, where he is originally from.

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Speaker 1: Well, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take the

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Speaker 8: We're gonna take a box and get brother Ferguson to

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Speaker 8: put it in the back of his pickup.

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Speaker 1: He got that new Dodge round he gonna drive it.

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Speaker 8: Three hours and have the bury Ordell. But he's done

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Speaker 8: there by the rivers because he used to always hear

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Speaker 13: We are a situation we think we want you to

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Speaker 13: speak on Deacon Karter just having a uh bass spot

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Speaker 13: in the back of his head fundraiser. Yeah, he's having

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Speaker 8: Uh, it ain't no problem. We don't need that much

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Speaker 8: of her. Think of seventy nine dollars is all we need,

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Speaker 9: Clean up to the front.

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Speaker 8: We we're gonna in this hill. Yeah, no way, We're

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Speaker 8: gonna ball him out that way. You won't have to

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Speaker 8: remember about the boss spot you balla. Yeah, there won't

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Speaker 8: be no need for no more fundraising for him. We've

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm over the lounge.

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Speaker 13: We have a special guest that's coming this Sunday, brother

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Speaker 13: Kyle Jefferson, who is a blind, uh blind and this

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Speaker 13: and one arm passed, but he's gonna be playing the

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Speaker 13: harm moonic of eleven o'clock service. The members are asking

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Speaker 13: that you talk to him, and he's adamant about singing

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Speaker 13: his eyes on the Sparrow.

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Speaker 1: We just don't think that one's gonna work.

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Speaker 13: And now we didn't want to tell the blind man

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Speaker 13: not to sing, you know, play that song right about

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Speaker 13: the thighs is on the sparrow.

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Speaker 1: So well, I told.

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Speaker 8: Him to go ahead and sing his eyes on the sparrow.

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Speaker 8: I didn't want him to sing precious Lord take my

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Speaker 8: he won't be able.

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Speaker 1: To play the her mother.

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Speaker 12: You better him.

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Speaker 1: As shoot? Does he do that? He got he got

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Speaker 1: quick blowing that her mama. Now you ain't got no song?

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Speaker 8: Now man, well he will try to sing this little

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Speaker 8: You know how long we can take you with that

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Speaker 8: one hand like a canda dislute a lot of mine.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna let it shouldn't be all day waiting on

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Speaker 8: this calendar.

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Speaker 1: Get me it.

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Speaker 9: All right, that's our church complaints for today. It's time

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Speaker 9: to talk about life insurance.

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Speaker 2: It's one of those things that everyone should have, and

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Speaker 9: Two five won fifty four hundred. All right, guys, let's.

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Speaker 2: Switch gears and start the show with as the CLO,

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Speaker 2: here we go. Uh, this one, Steve, is from the

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Speaker 2: movie Oh.

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Speaker 9: We Will thank you for telling me that.

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Speaker 8: Well, well, well we'll get a fourth one.

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Speaker 3: Do you have to say all that on the air?

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Speaker 9: I have one?

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Speaker 1: I have one one?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you want to start all you got a fourth

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Speaker 3: one there, Steve?

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Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want to start with the go ahead.

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Speaker 12: All right, come on, clo, you're ready.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: This one's from Maury and Fort Lauderdale. I'm twenty eight

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Speaker 2: and I moved in with my mom three years ago.

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Speaker 2: To help her through a financial crisis. She got back

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Speaker 2: on track. A year ago, she got back on track,

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Speaker 2: and a year ago she reunited with an old flame

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Speaker 2: and quickly fell in love with him. Their relationship is progressed,

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Speaker 2: and she told me they're ready to move in together

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Speaker 2: and her house is more suitable, so I'll have to

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Speaker 2: move out within three months. I've been helping her pay

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Speaker 9: I am so hurt by this.

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Speaker 2: Should I tell her how I feel or just move out?

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Speaker 1: Well, you should tell her how you feel. But then

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Speaker 1: you got to get out.

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Speaker 8: Oh that's all. You could tell her how you feel?

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Speaker 8: What is your mama's house? You got to go and

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Speaker 8: here come this man. Man, you know that's a little trifling,

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Speaker 8: but you know, you know what your mama doing and all.

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Speaker 8: But I don't think she really realizes the sacrifice you

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Speaker 1: So you may have to bring it to her attention.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I like that advice, Cela, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Moving on, chick and Montgomery says, my husband is a

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Speaker 2: long hauler, and when he's gone, I had another life

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Speaker 2: that he knew nothing about. I like to go out

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Speaker 2: smoke cigarettes and drink hard alcohol and entertain men.

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 2: I'm a waitress and I met and I meet most of.

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Speaker 9: My gentlemen there.

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Speaker 2: I recently found out that my husband is on me,

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Speaker 2: So now whenever he's home, I started showing him my

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Speaker 2: other side and I have left to go on dates

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Speaker 2: while he's home. He doesn't say a word. Does this

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Speaker 2: mean he doesn't love me anymore? Is there any way

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Speaker 2: to fix this?

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Speaker 14: No?

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Speaker 1: No, I ain't gonna fix for this. He cool with

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Speaker 1: you going now.

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Speaker 8: You found out he was cheating, you stayed. He found

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Speaker 8: out you cheating, He stayed. You know your marriage been over?

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Speaker 8: And how old are you? Anyway?

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Speaker 1: What is hard liquor?

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Speaker 12: Hard alcohol?

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Speaker 1: Christian?

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Speaker 15: Yes?

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Speaker 8: You know anybody that say I've been smoking cigarettes and

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Speaker 8: drinking hard what?

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Speaker 1: What were you?

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Speaker 13: What?

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Speaker 1: Were you homish and entering the hard? It could be

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Speaker 1: some brown looker. It could be I've been.

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Speaker 8: Smoking drinking hard liquor and he entertaining me. And jadamamn,

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Speaker 8: you just went from the Sunday school teachers to you.

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Speaker 1: Jess, Damn. He's athetic.

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Speaker 9: She had a whole nother life. She said he didn't

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Speaker 9: know any of that.

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Speaker 1: She hang out and hold the walls.

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Speaker 10: Huh average, Yeah, yeah, not caverns.

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Speaker 12: Yeah all right.

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Speaker 2: Bria in Paradise Island, Bahama says she's going to turn

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Speaker 2: twenty soon and she's in a relationship with a twenty

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Speaker 2: six year old man. My parents are old fashioned and

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Speaker 2: told him he's too old to be dating me. They

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Speaker 2: have forbid me to see him, so I have to

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Speaker 2: sneak to spend quality time with him. He has asked

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Speaker 2: He says that he loves me enough to wait for

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Speaker 2: me to turn twenty one, but I'm scared of losing him.

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Speaker 2: My parents don't understand. He's a really good guy. Other

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Speaker 2: women are interested in him. So what should I do? Wow,

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Speaker 8: Actually well, I mean, I mean you're gonna keep saying

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Speaker 8: I mean, that's what she's doing. She sneaks to see him.

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Speaker 8: She's claimed that he's a really good guy. He said

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Speaker 8: he's gonna wait for you know. She say other women

449
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 8: are interested. You know they're in the Bahamas over on

450
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 8: Paradise Island. That ain't a lot. What is the Bahamas,

451
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 8: twenty one miles long.

452
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Speaker 9: I don't know, but I love it there, Yeah, yeah, I.

453
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Speaker 8: Mean love You know, it's easy to bust it. That's

454
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 8: for damn show. You can't drive, you can't run off.

455
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 8: All you gotta do is keep going in the circle.

456
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 8: Eventually you're gonna cat. You're gonna catch it.

457
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Speaker 1: On the island. Just wait people to come back around.

458
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: And this is that age when kids don't listen. This

459
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: is that age. Oh wow, especially if the.

460
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Speaker 14: Parents hours nowhere.

461
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, am I preaching to.

462
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 9: The choir right now?

463
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 1: All right?

464
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 12: Jay?

465
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Speaker 14: It is you gotta give up one thing, mister harding cussing,

466
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 14: smoking cigarettes.

467
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: The other thing sports? No, no, after.

468
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 14: You gotta give up one thing, cussing, smoking cigars or sports?

469
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 14: Which one you get rid of?

470
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 6: For good?

471
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: No more for good. He's not gonna handle this question.

472
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: Will you see his face. I'm struggling already.

473
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 9: I thought he would say sports.

474
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can I'm giving up sports?

475
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 8: Sure?

476
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Well can I give up sports?

477
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 14: You got to give up one one one, y'all.

478
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: Love cigarette, got to go and finish, stop cussing.

479
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 12: You gotta to give up one.

480
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 8: I'm gonna work through stuff. No, no cussing helps me

481
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 8: work through things.

482
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: You know, I'm dressing believer. Okay, girl, I would know

483
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 1: what to do.

484
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,360
Speaker 8: Man, if you told me I couldn't cuss no more,

485
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 8: I'll tell you right now. Man, you beater really threw

486
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 8: me into summer. You better come get these damn cigars

487
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 8: because you show ain't finna get the cussing.

488
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 9: Okay, man, yeah.

489
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 8: I'd have to give up cigars and that and that's

490
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 8: a hall.

491
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 14: Well would you because that you ain't have a cigarette?

492
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 14: Would you be cussing that?

493
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 8: I lie.

494
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 9: And dog for sure.

495
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what to do without sports.

496
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 10: Okay, you're smoking cigarets watching the sports, but you can't cuss.

497
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: How that sound?

498
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 16: What he just fumbled?

499
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: He mixed the dump your fault? What the heck?

500
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: Man?

501
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: I think I slip.

502
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: My writs washing All right, thank you Phil and Jake

503
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: for that final one.

504
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: Miss Steve Robin martinshaw Man.

505
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 8: Marriage is one of the biggest compromises you'll ever make

506
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 8: because it is a continuous compromise. I don't know if

507
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 8: you understand how many times you are going to be

508
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 8: ever so right and just have to apologize for being wrong.

509
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 10: I can't be right ever, I'm right, okay.

510
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: At the court house union.

511
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 8: You can be right to yourself as much as you want,

512
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 8: but in the relationship you have to just let it

513
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 8: go sometimes because the room of marriage for a man

514
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 8: is this. You can be happy or you can be right.

515
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 8: That's the choice we face all the time. So who

516
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 8: made that rule off? They were wrong the whole time.

517
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 13: You're gonna lose it all. See, you're gonna you're gonna

518
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 13: lose your house. You're gonna you're gonna lose your thing.

519
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 13: You care bros.

520
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 8: While your hair falling out right now, your hairline is

521
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 8: steady heading back because it can't be up by your mouth.

522
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: That's what's wrong.

523
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 8: Your hairline is trying to get away from the stupid

524
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 8: stuff that's coming out your mouth.

525
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: Coming up right after.

526
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 16: All Right, it's time for something funny, for something fine,

527
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 16: I got something, a list, we all got some Just

528
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 16: let you know right away when it ain't none of

529
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 16: your damn bity.

530
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: You might see it, yeah, but let it go. Let

531
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: it go.

532
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 9: What you keep, you know what you see, but it

533
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 9: ain't your.

534
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 8: Busy You are going to have to do something thing

535
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 8: now we have because you're not good you don't like

536
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 8: this because you're bush, but I want you to read them.

537
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 8: This is really going on in people's lives. I want

538
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 8: you to read at least two of these, all of you,

539
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 8: and read it like you mean it.

540
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: Let's start off with you.

541
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 9: Here we go, all right, here we go.

542
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: Number one, just say none of your bins.

543
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 14: You see it?

544
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: If you see somebody throwing a large.

545
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 14: Rug rolled up, okay, and it's got feet hanging out, yeah, that.

546
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 9: Tell somebody.

547
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 10: Speak when you walk back, how you doing see, I'll

548
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 10: tell you what.

549
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. This is real. When you at

550
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: a restaurant, uh huh.

551
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 10: You see somebody in the back having a problem with

552
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 10: the food, and somebody holl out.

553
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 9: What the hell?

554
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 10: I just say, keep eating, don't.

555
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 3: You come.

556
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: Somebody?

557
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 10: Not Benny, get into it?

558
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 14: How may you that one?

559
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

560
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 13: If you were the restaurant, see a cow pass through

561
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 13: the back and two chicken fly food?

562
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 9: That really ain't no.

563
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 8: What you go on, Charley, come on, try read one

564
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 8: of these and big one.

565
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 9: Just okay.

566
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: If you see your neighbors kids, if they steal a

567
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: car or something and it's not yours, that your damn bad.

568
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 9: Nothing neighbors don't matter. It don't.

569
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 8: If you see somebody with something on, they know, and

570
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 8: it looked like break your soul, you.

571
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 12: Damn Okay, all right, all right.

572
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: If you see someone open the exit door. Okay, you're

573
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: at the movies and they let nine people in the theater.

574
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 12: Oh, come on, movie starting?

575
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 6: Yeah.

576
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

577
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 13: If you hanging out with some white folks at the

578
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 13: park and they hear something and walk through the woods,

579
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 13: let me tell you something that ain't got nothing to

580
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 13: do with you.

581
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: That ain't none of you.

582
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 12: Go in there now that I.

583
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: Don't agree with. Lemon had one.

584
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 9: Lemon had one, let me have one?

585
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: All right?

586
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 14: Your homeboy, y'all been boys fiend Okay, tight, y'all tight,

587
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 14: just hang out. All of a sudden you see him

588
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 14: hanging out, hugged up with another dude.

589
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: That none of that. You gotta be careful.

590
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 9: They don't say anything.

591
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: What about this day?

592
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 10: If you see someone at the drive through take the

593
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 10: money and put it in his pocket, your dad.

594
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: You astrong. As you get your food, just get your food.

595
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 9: You gotta call the police. But you don't know.

596
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: You don't drive off from that. You don't know what

597
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: he's going through.

598
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 9: You don't know what thatess at all.

599
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 6: Man.

600
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: If you in line uh aft amusement, Paul.

601
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, and somebody cut the line behind you.

602
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: That ain't your come up here in front of me,

603
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: but you cut. You see him cut right there like

604
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: that right behind you. That ain't yourn the line.

605
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 12: That's not right.

606
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 6: I ain't.

607
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 9: Let me tell you that.

608
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 13: If you with your wife U and see your girlfriend

609
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 13: with another man that really ain't your that's not gonna go.

610
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing about that.

611
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 9: You shouldn't say nothing.

612
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 14: I'm not gonna say any not a thing.

613
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: A good time.

614
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 2: I heard.

615
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 9: You're in the grocery store.

616
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 14: You see somebody go over to the grapes and they

617
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 14: eat about, say, four handfuls of break up a pound,

618
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 14: they eat a complete that's wrong, they eat a pound

619
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 14: break just set that getting great?

620
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: That ain't none of your tail.

621
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: Visit that Jordan Jay, Now that's dealing.

622
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

623
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Speaker 10: How about this Jay? But you have to bank uh huh,

624
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 10: And you have to wonder and the man next to

625
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 10: you have to winder if you see him slide the

626
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 10: know to the tailor, that ain't none of your tail

627
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 10: being give me my twenties.

628
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: I an fu and let me go get out to

629
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: think about it.

630
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 6: All right.

631
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 12: I'm with you.

632
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 14: You you're the coffee place, right. You see, and you

633
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 14: see somebody get a handful of them sugars, just a handful,

634
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 14: two in each hand, two handfuls the packs, put them

635
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 14: in their pocket.

636
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 9: They don't bother. I'm diabetic anyway.

637
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 12: That's too many sugars.

638
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 9: Not too much.

639
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: If you in the jail, uh huh. Yeah.

640
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 8: And you see somebody working out with a train, uh huh.

641
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 8: And the trainer tell him to do fifteen raps and

642
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 8: he walk home and they don't do for six.

643
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

644
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 12: I gotta tell.

645
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: Honest.

646
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 14: It ain't got nothing to do.

647
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 9: With being honest.

648
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Speaker 1: Hey.

649
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650
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653
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Speaker 12: Hello? Bathing or moving?

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Speaker 1: I'm finna put together some funky deals. I can't make

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Speaker 1: no money to get this. I'm gonna go on.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen my son

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00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 8: FaceTime on his computer and everything I got Because let

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Speaker 8: me explain something to you. If you laying in the

675
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Speaker 8: bed naked on your stomach and you raise your knee

676
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 8: up by your chest, that dry ice cloud comes out

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Speaker 8: your crack, eases up over the houp of your booty

678
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Speaker 8: and slides along your waist, time roll up over your elbow,

679
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 8: and it come down behind your shoulder. It looks like

680
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 8: dry ice, except it's invisible. But it's not that white

681
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 8: dry ice smoke, and then it comes round your face

682
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 8: and it just lock on your face.

683
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 1: You can't get it off.

684
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 12: I'd rather not you know you're going to bathe?

685
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: I got to man. It ain't no way in the world.

686
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 8: Yes, that dog that third day.

687
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: If you got twenty seven more, Yeah, for a whole month.

688
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, you might not even have to raise your leg

689
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 8: up after two weeks.

690
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 12: You just need to stop walking.

691
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 8: If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just

692
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 8: following you, just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on

693
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 8: Charlie Brown?

694
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 6: All right?

695
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 12: Would you rather never age physically?

696
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?

697
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 8: I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I

698
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 8: got enough to make it on in if I think

699
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 8: like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.

700
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: So physical physically, yeah, oh, physically, stay right up. You know?

701
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 9: Would you rather never on the show?

702
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know you pretty good? Look

703
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: at morning show when you look.

704
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 9: At you know, Yes.

705
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 8: Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for

706
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 8: sharp distances, were mobile shock for short distances. If I

707
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 8: do an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps.

708
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: Shut it down.

709
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 8: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard

710
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 8: it about to come right after that.

711
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 9: Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

712
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 12: And Junior, what about you?

713
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?

714
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: Mentally?

715
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 10: I want to be missing so physically it ain't working

716
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 10: for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in him,

717
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 10: but it ain't the ain't nothing happening in there.

718
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 9: Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.

719
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Speaker 1: That's our round developing physically. Well, he's been there.

720
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Speaker 2: Man, you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is

721
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: time now to check out Steve's voicemail. If you want

722
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: to leave Steve a voicemail, call him eight seven seven

723
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 2: twenty nine. Steve, let's go to the phone, Steve. This

724
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: caller is about Africa.

725
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,240
Speaker 17: Good morning Steve and the Morning Show. I was calling

726
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 17: to ask Steve, what part of Africa did you go to?

727
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 17: Because I wanted to travel to Africa this year and

728
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 17: I wanted to see which city country I want to

729
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 17: travel to? Which one do you recommend?

730
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Speaker 3: Steve?

731
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, I'm dyinga.

732
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 5: From the Rman.

733
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 8: Well, I've gone to quite a few, but I highly

734
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 8: recommend that you go to Ghana because you have to

735
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 8: go to the slave castles. You have to go and

736
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 8: see what was done to us to enable us to

737
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 8: get on the ships. It was one of the most emotional,

738
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 8: heart wrenching things I've ever a scene. Wow, And I'm

739
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 8: telling you, man, what they did to us as Africans,

740
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 8: it's unthinkable. And then they had the nerve on top

741
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 8: of the slave castles to build churches and cut holes

742
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 8: in the floor so the Africans that were enslaves are

743
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 8: a thousand slaves in the area that's big enough for

744
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 8: two hundred people. Pack a thousand people in there with

745
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 8: no running water, no bathroom facilities, so they could hear

746
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 8: them saying about Christ. And then they had the nerve

747
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 8: to try to walk me in that church upstairs. I

748
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 8: wouldn't even go in there. This ain't no church, This

749
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 8: ain't no house or worship, This ain't where God at.

750
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 8: I'm not going in here. Who y'all think y'all talking

751
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 8: to the God I know was not in that church?

752
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 8: Oh man, it's called So anyway, long story short, go

753
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 8: to Ghana because it's beautiful. The people in Opera are

754
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 8: wonderful that they have trips out to the castles and

755
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 8: it's just an amazing experience to see where it all

756
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 8: started from. You gotta do that first, and then I

757
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 8: recommend you go to Johannesburg so you can see what

758
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 8: we've become. And then Cape Town, Derby, South Africa is wonderful.

759
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 8: I strongly suggest going to Kenya. Kenya's beautiful. If you

760
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 8: can go to Rwanda, it's the most pristine city you've

761
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 8: ever seen.

762
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: You've never seen a city like Rwanda.

763
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 8: They ain't a leaf on the ground over there, man.

764
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 8: And then Boswana. You got to see Boswana. You gotta

765
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 8: go to Okevanga Delta. So if I went to a trip,

766
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 8: I would do it two way. I would go to

767
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Speaker 8: Ghana and then me personally, I would go to Boswana.

768
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 8: But you gotta want to see the cities that we've built, Johannesburg.

769
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: Cape Town.

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Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right.

771
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: See we have a caller who's just relocated to la

772
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: from Virginia.

773
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 9: She's looking for love.

774
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 15: The e me Steve Harvey Show. I am a sixty

775
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 15: year old black female. I'm a licensed nurse and I

776
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 15: have four children but never been married. I am looking

777
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 15: for my mate.

778
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 9: I have just moved back to LA.

779
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 15: Sold my house in Virginia, moved back to LA. So

780
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 15: I'm starting over, but I'm only attracting forty year old

781
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 15: Can you give me some advice? Men in their sixties

782
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 15: do not realize that I am in my sixties and

783
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 15: there's not much to work. But so can you give

784
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 15: me an advice to find out where can I go

785
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 15: to meet the manager? It's more closer to my age

786
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 15: and we have more in common. Okay, my name is Carol,

787
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 15: and thank you very much.

788
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: Well, Carol.

789
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 8: First of all, the reason you can't attract me in

790
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 8: your age group is because you look young, because you

791
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 8: took care of yourself and you find The second reason

792
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 8: is you got real sexy boy is Carol, and that's

793
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 8: working for you too, because Julie, I.

794
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: Wanted to holler at you right now, right.

795
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 8: And just his name Junior alone should tell you that

796
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,959
Speaker 8: you gang an OBEs member.

797
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: The little chat yeah.

798
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 8: And so and without even seeing a picture of y'all

799
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 8: can tell you got yourself together and everything like that.

800
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 8: I would go on an older dating site. I would

801
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 8: try online dating and make sure that you have an

802
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 8: age request and you should be looking for a man

803
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 8: fifty and up. And because a fifty old man like

804
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 8: he already it's equivalent me and age harder than women anyway,

805
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 8: So if you get a fifty old man, the ass

806
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 8: might look six years old.

807
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: Nobody on this show.

808
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 9: All right, thank you if you want.

809
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 2: If you want to leave, Steve a boy smail call

810
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 2: him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve coming up next.

811
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. Right

812
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: after this, you're.

813
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 9: Listening to the Steve Harvey Moore show.

814
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

815
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

816
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: subject the.

817
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 9: Backseat and the barbershop.

818
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 2: We'll get into that and find out what that's all

819
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: about in just a little bit, but right now it

820
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: is the nephew and the prank phone call.

821
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 9: What you got for it's nept today.

822
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: As you're not lie?

823
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know that always kills me.

824
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 13: Courch bought me this glove that I may have healing power.

825
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: Which way is up?

826
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 13: Which way is up? I could do any movie that's

827
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 13: the one I want to do with. All right there,

828
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 13: let me let me play three people? Which way is up?

829
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 1: Really?

830
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 6: Really?

831
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: Tom got it?

832
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 13: Preacher, old man and myself. Which way got it? We'll

833
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 13: pack up? You're listening to me. I could pull it

834
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 13: off if you let me have the baby. Which way

835
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 13: is up? The remake? By all?

836
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 6: Right?

837
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 13: This right here, buckle up and get ready, y'all. This

838
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 13: right here is lunchtime date. Lunchtime date, cat Dog. If

839
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 13: you would.

840
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan.

841
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 5: It is Alan.

842
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 6: Who is this Alan?

843
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 5: Yo?

844
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 6: This Derek Man. Check us out. Bro. You are Rachel's

845
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 6: Rachel's husband.

846
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, yeah, that's that mean something?

847
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I work just like

848
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 6: I said this, Derek Man.

849
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 5: I worked with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're

850
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 5: a supervisor or something. I mean this about work something.

851
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 5: I mean she's doing a good job and everything.

852
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 6: But no, no, no, everything's straight, man. Ain't nothing wrong

853
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 6: with the job. Everything is cool with the job. This

854
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 6: right here, man is like what I noticed. Man. And

855
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 6: if you know, it just seems like every single day,

856
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 6: you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,

857
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 6: you know, you would call and and and uh and

858
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 6: then blocked off the whole hour of her lunch break.

859
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 6: And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just

860
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 6: trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like

861
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 6: you just cut in on all the time that I

862
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 6: have that I had with her.

863
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 5: What wa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold up? Hold up,

864
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 5: hold up bro wait you what the keep doing at

865
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 5: lunch with my lady?

866
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 6: Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just

867
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 6: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems

868
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 6: so rude.

869
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: You know that rude?

870
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 5: Rude you you Okay? First of all, that's my lady. Okay,

871
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 5: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling her.

872
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 5: That's I pay for them. Bam, Jill, I bought that

873
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 5: iPhone five I could get about please all right. Secondly,

874
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 5: you ain't got no business being with a married woman

875
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 5: alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'are supposed to

876
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 5: be at work.

877
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 6: No, we are at work. We call like I said,

878
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 6: we call workers. You know, it just seemed like half

879
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 6: the whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know,

880
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 6: we're supposed to be having lust together and she's talking

881
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 6: to you the hole.

882
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 5: Okay, what's what's your name?

883
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 6: Getting names there there there? All right? Derek?

884
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 5: You work at the same building, now, okay, you you

885
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 5: will work right now?

886
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 6: Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job,

887
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 6: y'all working.

888
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 5: The same flows. I'm goin to come and see you. You

889
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 5: kings about to jump off way way different for you,

890
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 5: straight up.

891
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 6: Okay, So then let me ask you something, man, What

892
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 6: is a big deal? Understand?

893
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 5: Okay?

894
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 6: You act like you don't see her. You have you

895
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 6: don't see her when she get home, you know, So

896
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 6: why is it so important that you waste a whole

897
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 6: hour of blood shun holding her.

898
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 5: And waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that.

899
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 5: Why don't you go out there and get you and

900
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 5: then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in

901
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 5: front of me, Lady, that's my wife. I walked down

902
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 5: the aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house,

903
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 5: We take care of this. He helped me hold it down.

904
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 5: And this you you you ain't you know it's like

905
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 5: you if you don't ever want to come in and

906
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 5: do what they got stuff, always want to come in

907
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 5: and somebody else wife, And why won't you do this?

908
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 5: Take take this advice and see what it works. Have

909
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 5: worked for you, Go to the church, library, grocery store,

910
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 5: whatever the fund your debt, and you get you a chick.

911
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 5: You gag her for a minute, you caught her for

912
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 5: a minute, you romance for me. That's what real men do.

913
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's

914
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 5: how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart.

915
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 5: You try to get up there in front of lunch

916
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 5: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell

917
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 5: you what, bro, it may not be today, it may

918
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 5: be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see me me

919
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 5: and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation, just

920
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 5: gonna be a face to face you all.

921
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 6: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.

922
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 6: All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying

923
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 6: to come between y'all. I'm just saying. It's every day

924
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 6: you call him, man, what do you want?

925
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 5: Why supposed to talk to every guy day? That's what

926
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 5: a real do. You don't know about that because you

927
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 5: are You ain't no real. All you know about is

928
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: trying to holler at some street. You don't know what

929
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 5: it needs to put in work like a real man

930
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 5: do to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,

931
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 5: the family, the kids and fixing the yards and fences.

932
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 5: And you don't know nothing about that. All you know

933
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 5: about is being a ROACHU wife can't even go to work.

934
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 5: But I like you trying to step in and don't

935
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 5: mean no guys with us. It's okay, Like I promise you,

936
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 5: I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm

937
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 5: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this

938
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 5: house is gonna go. It may not be the night,

939
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 5: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now

940
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 5: and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,

941
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 5: and I what's your saying? Means I would come see

942
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 5: you by tomorrow?

943
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 6: Son?

944
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 5: It mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?

945
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 6: My name? My name is there?

946
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 5: Yes, you won't always want to people smiley face in

947
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 5: my wife's face. I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I

948
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 5: see it. You can please believe that. Please believe that.

949
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 5: Talk to about a little friend at lunch and like

950
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 5: how help get my up anyway.

951
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 6: I got you'll know how to Rachel phone. But that's

952
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 6: besides the part.

953
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 5: My worst farm dog ain't that cool? I don't think

954
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 5: I ain't never heard of no dere before the day.

955
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 5: And what a sudden you calling me talking about you

956
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 5: was at lunch every day with wife.

957
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 6: And you don't it's a friendly lunch day, just what

958
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 6: it is.

959
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 5: I realize you how you do friendly? I know about

960
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 5: all that. You ain't fooling me. I know like you

961
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 5: who prey on mary women all the time because they

962
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 5: like you. But that's like I said, it's gonna change

963
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 5: from shoes.

964
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 6: Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you

965
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 6: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on

966
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 6: the more than me? Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy is

967
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 6: always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you need

968
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 6: to be worried about.

969
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 5: You have Tommy who? Who's Tommy dog dog song?

970
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 6: Nephew Tommy? Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy

971
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 6: from the Steel harb in morning show. Your wife Rachel

972
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 6: got me the pray phone call you.

973
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 5: Oh believe y'all.

974
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 6: Did this me many?

975
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 5: I could have come down to man, may I am Now.

976
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 5: You don't gonna burn that building down. You don't even.

977
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: Like people.

978
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 5: Tell me this, this is my prediction. Somebody gonna suck

979
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 5: you up for real.

980
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 6: Man, I'll oh, hey, man, take it out. You got

981
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 6: to tell me this man, what is the baddest radio show.

982
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 5: In the lay only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

983
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 1: Man?

984
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 18: Of course, Talk to me man, talk to me man

985
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 18: much dek I mean when you calling every day?

986
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: Man, what do you want? What is it you want?

987
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: You're just you left the house. What do you want?

988
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 2: That's my wife's son, Derek.

989
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 10: May not be, but it definitely ain't going past tomorrow.

990
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 5: That's right.

991
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 9: I'm turning the whole building down on you.

992
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 2: I'm on my way.

993
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: You're trying to have lunch with your wife, and here

994
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: you come call.

995
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 10: He totally said he may not be today, but it

996
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 10: definitely ain't going past tomorrow.

997
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 9: Watch time today. See me close.

998
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know guys like you sitting around trying to

999
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 13: pray up on people's wives and stuff while they ain't around.

1000
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 13: I seen you all, you negroes. Need to get y'allself.

1001
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 13: So you know what, that's all right, that's all right.

1002
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 13: We will deal with it. Don't worry about it.

1003
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 12: We'll deal with it.

1004
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 10: And heard people say those exact words, you gonna see.

1005
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 13: Me, Oh you're gonna see might not be. It ain't

1006
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 13: gonna go past tomorrow, but.

1007
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 12: We see it every day.

1008
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: Thank you that you coming up next. Strawberry letters subject

1009
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 2: the back seat and the barbershop will get into it

1010
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 2: right after this.

1011
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,440
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1012
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1022
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1025
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1027
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1028
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1029
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1030
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1031
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 2: Another one you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time out

1032
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 2: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,

1033
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve

1034
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Speaker 2: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could

1035
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 2: be reading your letter live on the air, just like

1036
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 2: I'm going to read this one right here, right now,

1037
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 2: could be yours.

1038
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,120
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1039
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.

1040
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter.

1041
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 9: Thank you, nephew.

1042
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: Subject the back seat and the Barbershop. Dear Stephen Shirley,

1043
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 2: I'm a married woman in my late forties. I have

1044
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 2: a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and

1045
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: he's also married. He's a co owner of a barbershop,

1046
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 2: and that's where we met. That's where I met him.

1047
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: We've been seeing each other for a few weeks and

1048
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 2: he's got long work hours, so we have to have

1049
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: sex whenever and wherever we can. The first time we

1050
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 2: were intimate, it was magical. I made an appointment to

1051
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 2: get my lock shampooed, and I had no idea it

1052
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 2: would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.

1053
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 9: Wow.

1054
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 2: We were the only two in the barbershop, and he

1055
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: asked me to remove my turtlenecks so.

1056
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 9: It wouldn't get wet.

1057
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 2: I knew he was flirting because I'd never been asked

1058
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 2: to remove my shirt to get my hair washed. I

1059
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 2: did it, and I leaned back in the chair with

1060
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 2: my ample bosom spilling out of my black lace bra

1061
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 2: He told me that he is all man and my

1062
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 2: breasts were making it hard for him to work. He

1063
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: leaned against me while he shampooed my hair, and I

1064
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 2: could feel it pressed up on my arm. It was

1065
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: at eye level, so as he shampooed my hair, I

1066
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 2: did what I had to do. Since then, I've been

1067
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 2: going by his shop a few days a week. When

1068
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 2: there are other customers inside the barber shop, we go

1069
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,959
Speaker 2: out to the back seat of his car. We're either

1070
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 2: in his barbershop or on the back seat. I would

1071
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 2: love to stretch out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's

1072
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 2: always got clients to get back to. It's the quickest,

1073
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 2: most enjoyable sex I've had.

1074
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 9: In a long time.

1075
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 2: I tried to arrange a meetup for us in the

1076
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 2: past weekend this past weekend and he said he can't

1077
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 2: see me outside of work hours because he's a family man.

1078
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 9: First.

1079
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: How can he say this after all the kinky things

1080
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 2: he's done to me. I offered to get us a

1081
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 2: hotel room, and he said, no, Why is he putting

1082
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 2: limits on our affair? Why is he putting limits on

1083
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 2: your affair? You haven't figured it out yet.

1084
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 12: You're just the back seat girl.

1085
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: Okay, he's not trying to have anything more than that

1086
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 2: with you. You were too easy the first day in

1087
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 2: the barbershop. You were doing too much. Then now you

1088
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 2: want to stretch out and get comfortable and what make love. No,

1089
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: he just wants to do you in the backseat of

1090
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 2: his car and get back to his clients. Okay, that's it.

1091
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 2: You want to turn things up and have a full

1092
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 2: blown affair or something with this guy, but.

1093
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 9: That's not happening.

1094
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 2: You're just some merry chick he's got on the side.

1095
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 2: Stop trying to make this more than what it is.

1096
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 2: It's not. He's not gonna get too involved with you

1097
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 2: because he's a family man first.

1098
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 12: That's what he said.

1099
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: You don't mean anything to him. You're not important to him.

1100
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: Isn't this obvious. He's not going out of his way

1101
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 2: for you.

1102
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 9: He's not spending any.

1103
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 2: Money on you any time really other than the quickies,

1104
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 2: and he's not gonna take you anywhere nice.

1105
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 9: Well, where's your husband? Anyway?

1106
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: While all this is going on, I say to you,

1107
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: get your dignity back. Stop being the back seat girl.

1108
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 2: Leave this man alone. He's going to end it anyway

1109
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 2: because you're going to become a problem to him. You're

1110
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 2: catching feelings you want more than he's willing to give,

1111
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 2: and that's not a good look for him, this married

1112
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 2: man who puts his family first.

1113
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 8: Steve, it amazes me how people send these letters in

1114
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 8: and they just start typing like his natural the subject

1115
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,959
Speaker 8: is the backseat and the barber shop. Let me walk

1116
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 8: you through this unnatural natural letter dive Stephen Shirley. I'm

1117
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 8: a married woman in my late forties. Okay, I have

1118
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 8: a boyfriend that's five years younger than I am, and.

1119
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: He's also married.

1120
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 8: You don't see how this letter is just and took

1121
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 8: so many damn turns. Yes, and you know, just be

1122
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 8: typing like okay, this just what's happening. You know, I'm

1123
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 8: in my late forties. I got a boyfriend that's five

1124
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 8: years younger than me, and he married too.

1125
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: He's the co.

1126
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 8: Owner of a barbershop and that's where I met him.

1127
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 8: We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now

1128
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 8: and he's got long work hours. He owns a barbershop,

1129
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 8: he's the co owner. So we have to have sex

1130
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 8: whenever and wherever we can?

1131
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: Right now? What you have to have sex?

1132
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 8: But you don't though, See, you created this and now

1133
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 8: you're telling us something before you'd even told us how

1134
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 8: it jumped off. But I'm gonna tell you why. You

1135
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 8: having sex whenever and wherever you can. The first time

1136
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 8: we were intimate, it was magical. I had an appointment

1137
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 8: to get my lock shampooed and I had no idea

1138
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 8: would be done by a big, handsome man with magical fingers.

1139
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: We were the only twin the barber shop. He asked

1140
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: you to take off.

1141
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 8: Your turtleneck so it wouldn't get wet. Now, is he

1142
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 8: washing your head or washing your neck?

1143
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 9: Right?

1144
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 5: Then?

1145
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 9: No smocks?

1146
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: What if we had Washington? Are we neck washing?

1147
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 13: Right?

1148
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: What we're doing?

1149
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 6: So?

1150
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 8: Now he asked you to take your turtleneck also it

1151
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 8: wouldn't get wet, And you knew he was flirting because

1152
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,919
Speaker 8: you ain't never been ass to take your shirt off,

1153
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 8: get your hair, whife.

1154
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: I did it and lean back. Well what you want

1155
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: know now?

1156
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 8: You to lean back in the chair with your a

1157
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 8: bosom spilling out of my black lace brawl.

1158
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: Who you just designed?

1159
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 8: You just you just described a porno movie.

1160
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 2: Wait what that's a porno barbershop is.

1161
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 8: A porno movie. The pool hall is a porno movie. Uh,

1162
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 8: hair washing is a porno movie. They don't have really

1163
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 8: catch your ass titles anything. You got your big bosom

1164
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 8: spilling out of your black lace brow.

1165
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: And then when we come back, I'll tell you what happened.

1166
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: All right?

1167
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 2: Hang on for part two of Steve's response, coming up

1168
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 2: at twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry

1169
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 2: letter subject.

1170
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 9: The back seat and the barbershop. We'll get back into

1171
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 9: it right after this.

1172
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mopping bucket aside.

1173
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 3: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean? And

1174
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 3: half the time make the swap to swipper power mop

1175
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 3: the only one cleaning hero has a built in solution

1176
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 3: that breaks down dirt and grime like magic. With hundreds

1177
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 3: of scrubbing strips, on the pad. It absorbs sticky messes

1178
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 3: with ease. Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for

1179
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mop smarter with

1180
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 3: the swiffer power.

1181
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 9: Mom.

1182
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 2: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1183
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 2: The subject the back seat and the barbershop.

1184
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: Well, he just married lady in her lake.

1185
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 8: Boy, he's got a boyfriend in five years longer than her.

1186
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 8: He married too. He's a co owner of the barber shop.

1187
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 8: She went down there to get her locked shampooed, and

1188
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 8: she didn't have no idea. It was being done by

1189
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 8: a big, handsome man. He's a call owner of the shop.

1190
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,439
Speaker 8: He get ready to do that, and then he tell

1191
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 8: her to take off her turtleneck so it don't get wet.

1192
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: She knew the dude was flirting.

1193
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 8: She took her turtleneck off anyway, lean back into shampoo

1194
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 8: boo shampoope, leaned back in the shampoo bowl and her

1195
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 8: ample booze was sticking out of her black lace brawl.

1196
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 8: She knew he was flirting, so I did it anyway.

1197
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 8: I didn't even tell him. Look, we can do this

1198
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 8: without getting my turtleneck where. Let me roll let me

1199
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 8: tuck my turtleneck into my blouse. You didn't do that.

1200
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 8: You took it off and lean back. Let him have it.

1201
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 8: He told me his all man, and his breast was

1202
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 8: making it hard for him to work. He leaned against

1203
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 8: me while he shampooed my hair, and I could feel

1204
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 8: it pressed up on my arm. See all this is trouble.

1205
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 8: It was at eye level. So as he shampooed my hair,

1206
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 8: I did what I had to do. Hold on, hold

1207
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 8: what Because it was at eye level? You did what

1208
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 8: you had to do. Really, you know how much stuff

1209
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 8: I had had at eye level that I've had to

1210
01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 8: avoid in my life, Like what? You know how many

1211
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 8: women I meet that's at eye level that your ass

1212
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 8: scots to ignore. If you doing stuff just cause it's

1213
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 8: at eye level, your answers in trouve tricky is to

1214
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 8: move it up to your eye level. If you sitting

1215
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 8: down at the banquet. All I got to do is

1216
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 8: walk by eye level. Since then, I've been going by

1217
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 8: his shop a few days a week. When there are

1218
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 8: other customers inside the barber shop, we go out to

1219
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 8: the back seat of his car. We're either in the

1220
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 8: barbershop on the back seat. I would love to stretch

1221
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 8: out and thoroughly enjoy myself, but he's always got clients

1222
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 8: to get back to. It's the quickest, most enjoyable sex

1223
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 8: I've had in a long time. I tried to range

1224
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 8: a meet up this past week and he said, he

1225
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 8: can't see me outside of work hours. What what hold?

1226
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: Where are you going with that?

1227
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 5: Exactly?

1228
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: I can't see you outside of him. I'm a family

1229
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: man first.

1230
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 8: How can he say this after all the kinky things

1231
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 8: he's done to me.

1232
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: He done it to you doing work hours.

1233
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 8: He's done it to you in the barbershop chair, in

1234
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 8: the shampoo bowl, and in the back.

1235
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: Seat of the car.

1236
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,959
Speaker 8: I offered to give us a hotel room, and he said, no,

1237
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 8: Why is he putting limits on our fare?

1238
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 1: Because you are in a limited a fail.

1239
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 8: How your start is, how you finished. What you demand

1240
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 8: is what you get. What you asked for us, what

1241
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 8: we give you're asked for it. At the shampoo bowl,

1242
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 8: we gave.

1243
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 9: It to you.

1244
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 8: You come up there a few times a week. You

1245
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,479
Speaker 8: ain't gotta wash your locks a few times the week.

1246
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 8: I know that you come up there a few times

1247
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:07,439
Speaker 8: a week to get washed, not your lots. You come

1248
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 8: to get washed and all the Washington is going on

1249
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 8: in that backseat of that damn truck or in here

1250
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 8: when it ain't no customers quick coming up down three

1251
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 8: four times a week. He don't want no room with you.

1252
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: No, you ain't room worthy.

1253
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 8: Why spend money on the room with all our want

1254
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 8: is in the back of that car. As soon as

1255
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 8: these people get out of here, we're gonna be at

1256
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 8: this facebowt you the fate you the face bowl, barber shop,

1257
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,439
Speaker 8: back seat hick.

1258
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: You don't get no.

1259
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 8: You in your late forties, you knew better when you're

1260
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 8: starting this.

1261
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: Now you he done told you. I'm a family man. First.

1262
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, you just came up in here. This just happened.

1263
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 8: Appreciate it. But that's all this is. I don't even

1264
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 8: like you like that. You just at work. You this

1265
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 8: just man, this just this just popped up out of nowhere.

1266
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 8: You're not finna be nothing else, Lady, Quit asking like

1267
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 8: Shirley said, You're not finna go to dinner, y'all.

1268
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: Not finna.

1269
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 8: Take no long walks at the park, y'all. Notna sitting

1270
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 8: on a park bench talking things out. He don't care

1271
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:36,480
Speaker 8: about what your dreams and visions is.

1272
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: Man, I don't care about you. What did you talk about?

1273
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: You thinking?

1274
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 6: What?

1275
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 8: He just know you kink and you'll do anything cause it's.

1276
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: At eye level. Whoa high level?

1277
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 8: Then I'm glad that ain't my excuse. It's at eye level.

1278
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 8: You know how much trouble I be in? Messed with

1279
01:08:59,040 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 8: everything said?

1280
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,679
Speaker 9: Right right right, right right.

1281
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 8: I'm on the zoom right now with all my coworkers

1282
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 8: all in that I level. You don't see me sliding

1283
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 8: in They dms and stuff. Come on, no, we I

1284
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 8: level every boy. You lady lady, go on somewhere.

1285
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 1: What you writing?

1286
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're sure a husband.

1287
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: We appreciate the letter though, because it was entertainment.

1288
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 9: Yes it was, Steve.

1289
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 6: Thank you.

1290
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 2: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey

1291
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,799
Speaker 2: FM and Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry

1292
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 2: Letter podcast on demand.

1293
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1294
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?

1295
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 3: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean and

1296
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 3: half the time make the swap to swiffer power mop.

1297
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,360
Speaker 3: The on in one Cleaning Hero has a built in

1298
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:58,799
Speaker 3: solution that breaks down dirt and grime.

1299
01:09:59,160 --> 01:09:59,839
Speaker 12: Like magic.

1300
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 3: With hundreds of scrubbing strips on the pad, it absorbs

1301
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 3: sticky messes with ease. Plus it'll leave your home smelling

1302
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 3: great for hours after cleaning. Get yours today and mop

1303
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 3: smarter with the swift of power mob.

1304
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 2: All right, it's time as promised for All I said

1305
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 2: was so j explain.

1306
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,360
Speaker 14: It's very simple if you if you're in a relationship

1307
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 14: or been in a relationship, there's things that you have said.

1308
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 14: Just a little statement. Next thing you know, you're the

1309
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 14: full blown argument, just just out of nowhere. All Like,

1310
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 14: all I said was all I said, Well what would

1311
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 14: I do with the money if I want to lie?

1312
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 14: And I said, you know I say this, I say that.

1313
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 14: Then all of a sudden, I'm We're in an argument.

1314
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 14: You have a full argument. Oh make believe money. You

1315
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,479
Speaker 14: know what I'm saying something. You know what I'm tying.

1316
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 1: You've been there, yeah, yeah, been there?

1317
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,680
Speaker 6: Still in this you know.

1318
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:07,839
Speaker 10: All I said was, you know, if I ever meet Beyonce,

1319
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,839
Speaker 10: well she do the rest of the statement.

1320
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,719
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I remember that's what I said.

1321
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 10: If I met Beyond, hey, you know she allowed me

1322
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:23,479
Speaker 10: to date Hud.

1323
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 1: That's all I said. You know, I said so much,

1324
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: just pick one up.

1325
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 15: See.

1326
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: You know.

1327
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 8: All I said one time was you know she made

1328
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 8: me something. I just said, you know when my mama bacon,

1329
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 8: she bacond a different.

1330
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1331
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1332
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 2: And when you're talking about cooking and stuff like that,

1333
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 2: you'll look over here.

1334
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 13: Okay, everybody, whenever it's fool, we always look at you.

1335
01:11:59,160 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

1336
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 14: I mean little simple things that started, you know, like

1337
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 14: it's all I said was if we wasn't together, x

1338
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 14: y Z one of your girlfriends who I get with.

1339
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:10,400
Speaker 6: You know.

1340
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:13,400
Speaker 1: We're not together?

1341
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,040
Speaker 14: Yeah right, I mean if we went together, I get well,

1342
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:20,639
Speaker 14: you know you're dead that if we wasn't together, Yeah,

1343
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 14: you're dead.

1344
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:21,360
Speaker 8: Man.

1345
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 10: You can't really say nothing about their body.

1346
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: No, you gat? I didn't want I did. I said

1347
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: something one time, I said, why her dress so tight?

1348
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: Like it was on my damn? Now right, okay, okay.

1349
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 13: All I said was if she pregnant, it's a possibility.

1350
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 7: You know, I'm just if she's pregnant, wow.

1351
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,720
Speaker 10: Tell you want to Maybe maybe I had to give

1352
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 10: my car key. I walked in the room one time,

1353
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 10: she laying down on the bedch trying to put the

1354
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 10: pants on.

1355
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: I said, that's how we gotta do it now.

1356
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, bless it is DJ Catchy.

1357
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 9: This your boy, Chris bron Hey, this is Keisha Cole.

1358
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: Lots people, This is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend.

1359
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 9: And you listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're

1360
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 9: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1361
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,680
Speaker 12: All right, it is time for comedy roulette.

1362
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:37,599
Speaker 9: Jay, help us out.

1363
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 12: A little bit here here.

1364
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 14: It is very simple. We take three subjects, We put

1365
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 14: those subjects on the wheel. We spun the wheel. Wedge stop,

1366
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,759
Speaker 14: we make it funny, do it, set it up, Let's

1367
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 14: do it.

1368
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 2: Things people say when they're closed don't fit anymore.

1369
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:54,560
Speaker 9: Okay.

1370
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 2: Things people say when they're closed don't fit anymore. Things

1371
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 2: people say when you bring up something they did wrong

1372
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 2: to you.

1373
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:03,880
Speaker 9: And then things people.

1374
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:08,479
Speaker 2: Say when they've been to a bad house party. Okay,

1375
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 2: you got it. Okay, now spend.

1376
01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:14,639
Speaker 13: The wheel, give me the house, party, in the house,

1377
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 13: the house water, buy my stick.

1378
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:21,599
Speaker 12: Oh tell me, but.

1379
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 9: I thought it was gonna be that all right.

1380
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 2: Things people say when you bring up something they did

1381
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:29,639
Speaker 2: wrong to you.

1382
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,640
Speaker 9: Okay, got it.

1383
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 14: Guys, Here we go say, okay, we're still talking about

1384
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:40,599
Speaker 14: that man that happened in the third damn grade.

1385
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: Can't you let that go?

1386
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 14: You are sixty eight years old now, damning.

1387
01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 10: People say that you bring up something they did wrong

1388
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 10: to you. Okay, first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay,

1389
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 10: first off, it was only one hundred dollars. Okay, God,

1390
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 10: dog tell everybody.

1391
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 13: Things people say when they bring up something that they

1392
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 13: did wrong you. Hey dog, Okay, I ain't know that

1393
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,760
Speaker 13: was your mama. I thought that was I thought that

1394
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 13: was your doll Okay, that's a big dear friend. I

1395
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 13: didn't know it was your mama. I thought it was

1396
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:21,639
Speaker 13: your sister.

1397
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm just I'm just saying, all right.

1398
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 2: People say when you bring up something they did wrong

1399
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 2: to you.

1400
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 8: Things people say when you bring up something that they

1401
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:34,599
Speaker 8: did wrong to you.

1402
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,679
Speaker 1: Okay, man, better, I don't ask you for nothing else.

1403
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 1: That's what they say. Yeah, yeah, that's my last from you.

1404
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: I'm taking you on my borrow list. How about them?

1405
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 14: All things people say when you bring up something that

1406
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 14: they did to you. I just forgot my damn answer.

1407
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 14: I swear to God it.

1408
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 12: In real time, I help Jay.

1409
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,639
Speaker 10: People say when you bring up something they did wrong you, look, man,

1410
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,639
Speaker 10: I know I wrecked your car, but damn I couldn't

1411
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 10: see hell accident.

1412
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,519
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it.

1413
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:23,200
Speaker 14: The people say, when you bring up something that they

1414
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 14: did to you, yeah, it ain't like you ain't got

1415
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 14: no money.

1416
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 13: I mean, damn, when you bring up something that they

1417
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 13: did wrong to you. Hey man, look uh you know,

1418
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 13: I mean we we can't work none of this side.

1419
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:49,759
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Every time I talk you, it's always

1420
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: about this hell.

1421
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying.

1422
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:53,639
Speaker 1: It's about this hell.

1423
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 13: Dog, It's always about this hell.

1424
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: Come on.

1425
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,679
Speaker 8: Things people say when you bring up something that they.

1426
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,280
Speaker 1: Did wrong you.

1427
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:16,439
Speaker 8: Hemn, man, you you're gonna keep talking about that when

1428
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 8: you got another eye? Put your eye out you're talking

1429
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,639
Speaker 8: about see you you got I put your out here.

1430
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:33,880
Speaker 14: You come waking at me, waking at me, trying to

1431
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 14: make me feel bad.

1432
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 1: Your pa.

1433
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,439
Speaker 12: All right, we have time for one more.

1434
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 2: One more.

1435
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 12: That's it.

1436
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 13: Let me hear all right, let me hear hey dog, Okay, yeah, okay,

1437
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 13: he pregnant from me, but she's married to you. I mean,

1438
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 13: but you got to go on on work this eye

1439
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 13: though you got you. Come on, dog, come on.

1440
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 1: Dog, you need to do right there. You need to

1441
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:03,679
Speaker 1: do right thing, man, the right thing. Come on, all.

1442
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 12: Right, that's comedy Roulette. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey.

1443
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 2: Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.

1444
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 2: A good one, guys, back at you're supposed to be

1445
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 2: a Christian.

1446
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 9: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1447
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 2: So scienists say it takes about twenty one days or

1448
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,320
Speaker 2: twenty one days exactly to build a habit. So if

1449
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 2: you're planning to make a New Year's resolution and for

1450
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 2: next year and stick to it, you should start your

1451
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,799
Speaker 2: resolution now, That's what the scientists are saying.

1452
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 9: Then by the beginning of the new year, you will

1453
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 9: already be in the new habit.

1454
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:43,599
Speaker 2: You know, have that new habit, It'll be underway, and

1455
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,200
Speaker 2: you'll be more likely to keep it. That's why I

1456
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 2: guess that's why a lot of people drop off after

1457
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,440
Speaker 2: they make those resolutions.

1458
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:51,280
Speaker 9: They don't keep them because they're not in the habit

1459
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,240
Speaker 9: of doing it. So start now, according to scientists. So, Steve,

1460
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,760
Speaker 9: have you thought about your New Year's resolutions? Are you

1461
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,360
Speaker 9: making it for next year?

1462
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: I stopped doing the musical.

1463
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 9: Because you didn't. You didn't stick to him. Is that

1464
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:05,679
Speaker 9: why you stopped?

1465
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: No, I just decided whenever I'm gonna do something, I'm

1466
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: gonna do it now. I don't went to New York

1467
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 1: New Year to do nothing. Okay, I gotta get healthy.

1468
01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,000
Speaker 1: I gotta get healthy now. I ain't got no right.

1469
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 9: So you're kind of in keeping with what the scientists

1470
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 9: are saying.

1471
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,719
Speaker 1: Then, well, I don't know. He was no scientist.

1472
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 9: I know he's not a scientist.

1473
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 1: Have trouble spelling it fell scientists though, S C I

1474
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,800
Speaker 1: E N T I S T.

1475
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 9: Yeah, very good.

1476
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 8: Don't don't ask me to spell nothing that's got to

1477
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 8: do with science.

1478
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:46,639
Speaker 1: You just got the subject.

1479
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 6: I'm good.

1480
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't worry about nothing. Symbols and stuff they got.

1481
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,759
Speaker 12: On the periodic table.

1482
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 8: Asked me to see if I remember coming up.

1483
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,200
Speaker 2: We'll play around him, would you rather? At thirty three

1484
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 2: minutes after the hour, that's right after this, you're listening

1485
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,439
Speaker 2: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1486
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.

1487
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 3: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean? And

1488
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,639
Speaker 3: half the time make the swap to swiffer power mop.

1489
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 1: The all in one cleaning.

1490
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 3: Hero has a built in solution that breaks down dirt

1491
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 3: and grime like magic. With hundreds of scrubbing strips on

1492
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,280
Speaker 3: the pad, it absorbs sticky messes with ease. Plus it'll

1493
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 3: leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning. Get

1494
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,320
Speaker 3: yours today and mop smarter with the Swiffer Power Mop

1495
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:39,720
Speaker 3: time out for.

1496
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 9: Would you rather?

1497
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,680
Speaker 2: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a

1498
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 2: month or would you rather give up bathing for a month?

1499
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:53,000
Speaker 13: Hello, bathing saving I'm finna put together some funky deals.

1500
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 1: I can't make no money, get this phone, I'm go on.

1501
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just carry my laptop.

1502
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:04,480
Speaker 8: I see my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I.

1503
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,240
Speaker 1: Got Because let me explain something to you.

1504
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 8: If you laying in the bed naked on your stomach

1505
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:17,479
Speaker 8: and you raise your knee up by your chest, that

1506
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 8: dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up over

1507
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:27,080
Speaker 8: the hump of your booty and slides along.

1508
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,959
Speaker 1: Your waist time roll up over.

1509
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:33,280
Speaker 8: Your elbow, and it come down behind your shoulder.

1510
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:37,280
Speaker 1: It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine

1511
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,960
Speaker 1: that white dry ice smoke.

1512
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:41,680
Speaker 8: And then it comes around your face and it just

1513
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 8: lock on your face.

1514
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 1: You can't get it off. I'd rather not.

1515
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 12: You know you're going to bathe.

1516
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 8: I gotta you, man, it ain't no way in the

1517
01:21:52,640 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 8: world that that damn that third day. If you got

1518
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,880
Speaker 8: twenty seven.

1519
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 12: Most yeah, for a whole month, Yeah, you.

1520
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 1: Might not even have to raise your leg up after

1521
01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: two weeks.

1522
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:12,960
Speaker 12: You just need to stop walking.

1523
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 8: If you walking and flies just buzzing round you, just

1524
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 8: following you, just you looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?

1525
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:30,639
Speaker 6: All right?

1526
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 12: Would you rather never age physically?

1527
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:37,000
Speaker 2: Never age physically, or would you rather never age mentally?

1528
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,160
Speaker 8: I could stay right here. I'm fine right here. I

1529
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,960
Speaker 8: got enough to make it on in if I think

1530
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 8: like this at one hundred, I'll be cool with it.

1531
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:47,640
Speaker 9: So physical, physically.

1532
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,400
Speaker 1: Oh, physically, stay right here.

1533
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,439
Speaker 9: You would rather never on the show?

1534
01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know we're a pretty good

1535
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:58,839
Speaker 1: look at morning show when you look at you know, Yes.

1536
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:03,800
Speaker 8: Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot for

1537
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 8: short distances.

1538
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 10: We were mobile shot.

1539
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:12,560
Speaker 1: For short distances.

1540
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:16,200
Speaker 8: If I do an outburst, it's got to be about

1541
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 8: four five steps.

1542
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:19,720
Speaker 1: I gotta shut it down.

1543
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:22,760
Speaker 8: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard

1544
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,160
Speaker 8: about to come right after that.

1545
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:27,639
Speaker 9: I don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.

1546
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,559
Speaker 2: And Junior, what about you? Would you rather never age

1547
01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:32,799
Speaker 2: physically or mentally?

1548
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:33,439
Speaker 8: No?

1549
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 10: Mentally, I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't

1550
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 10: working for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm into him,

1551
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 10: but it ain't.

1552
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing happening in there, Tommy quickly physically, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, well thank you.

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Speaker 9: That's our round.

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Speaker 1: Physically, well, he been doing that.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back when that last break up the day

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Speaker 2: and close forty minutes after.

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Speaker 9: Here's listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show