Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.
Speaker 2: Scary your phone tap? What's it about?
Speaker 3: So Kristen email does and wanted a phone to have
Speaker 3: her cousin Debbie. So, Debbie's been inundated with all kinds
Speaker 3: of robo calls, scam artists and telemarketers calling her phone recently.
Speaker 3: So I thought I would jump in the ring and
Speaker 3: call as our resident telemarketer, mister Michael oppenheil Oh, Hello.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the slap chop.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1: How can I help you?
Speaker 2: The slap chop is a device that you need in
Speaker 2: your kitchen. You can dice.
Speaker 1: I'm not really interesting, thank you so much. Hello.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the device you need
Speaker 2: for your kitchen.
Speaker 1: This I'm really not interested, thank you you.
Speaker 2: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want for me?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Can you hear my?
Speaker 2: Boy? I can hear you?
Speaker 1: And why are you repeating yourself over and over when
Speaker 1: I have told you I'm not interested in your slop
Speaker 1: chop thing? I do not care. I do not want it.
Speaker 1: I have enough gad and you are being very disrespectful
Speaker 1: to call me over and over again.
Speaker 2: Do you know you can do it? You can do
Speaker 2: it with one finger. Miss?
Speaker 1: Are you recording or something?
Speaker 2: Miss? You can even clean up in seconds because it
Speaker 2: pops up in like a butterflyll ma'am talking?
Speaker 1: Stop talking?
Speaker 2: Wait there's more?
Speaker 1: Do you think I have time so this? Do you
Speaker 1: think that my line needs to be caught? Tied up?
Speaker 1: Right now? Listening to your book?
Speaker 2: You can stuff your cheese into this greeter and.
Speaker 1: Life.
Speaker 2: What do you want? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with
Speaker 2: the s for me?
Speaker 1: Will you stop?
Speaker 2: Is not available in stores.
Speaker 1: To chop? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You could chomp of vegetables and fruits nuts?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: You could slap chop your nuts.
Speaker 1: I want to chop off your stuff them in your
Speaker 1: mouth and to have your choke on them.
Speaker 2: I just happened to have a slap chop right here
Speaker 2: in my hands.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you have a slap chopper.
Speaker 2: I slide my cucumber gently into the device like seal.
Speaker 1: I am going to take this slap your throat.
Speaker 2: The cucumber chops.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me? Do you think I care?
Speaker 2: Every time I slap my cucumber it becomes finer and finer.
Speaker 2: Are you listening to me now? My cucumber is mush
Speaker 2: listening to me? No, I'm going to take my nuts
Speaker 2: and I'm going to quit with the slap chop.
Speaker 1: Anymore.
Speaker 2: Stop calling me swap nuts.
Speaker 1: You sound like a dump. That's what you sound like.
Speaker 1: You sound like you don't have a spring. You're not human.
Speaker 2: All you need is one finger and it will do
Speaker 2: the job.
Speaker 1: You need to stick your finger down your throat and
Speaker 1: choke yourself. That's what you need to do.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be a much happier person with the
Speaker 2: slap chop in your life.
Speaker 1: What kind of life are you?
Speaker 2: My point in life is to phone tapp point? You've
Speaker 2: been phone tapped?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Debbie? What this is?
Speaker 3: Scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Your
Speaker 3: cousin Kristen is phone tapping.
Speaker 2: No, No, she's not here. She had to go to work.
Speaker 3: But you knew this would make you go crazy because
Speaker 3: you hate telemarketers so much. Elvis Duran's phone tap This
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