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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.

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Speaker 2: Scary your phone tap? What's it about?

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Speaker 3: So Kristen email does and wanted a phone to have

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Speaker 3: her cousin Debbie. So, Debbie's been inundated with all kinds

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Speaker 3: of robo calls, scam artists and telemarketers calling her phone recently.

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Speaker 3: So I thought I would jump in the ring and

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Speaker 3: call as our resident telemarketer, mister Michael oppenheil Oh, Hello.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the slap chop.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Miss?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: The slap chop is a device that you need in

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Speaker 2: your kitchen. You can dice.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really interesting, thank you so much. Hello.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the device you need

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Speaker 2: for your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: This I'm really not interested, thank you you.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want for me?

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Can you hear my?

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Speaker 2: Boy? I can hear you?

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Speaker 1: And why are you repeating yourself over and over when

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Speaker 1: I have told you I'm not interested in your slop

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Speaker 1: chop thing? I do not care. I do not want it.

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Speaker 1: I have enough gad and you are being very disrespectful

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Speaker 1: to call me over and over again.

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Speaker 2: Do you know you can do it? You can do

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Speaker 2: it with one finger. Miss?

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Speaker 1: Are you recording or something?

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Speaker 2: Miss? You can even clean up in seconds because it

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Speaker 2: pops up in like a butterflyll ma'am talking?

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Speaker 1: Stop talking?

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Speaker 2: Wait there's more?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I have time so this? Do you

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Speaker 1: think that my line needs to be caught? Tied up?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Listening to your book?

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Speaker 2: You can stuff your cheese into this greeter and.

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Speaker 1: Life.

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Speaker 2: What do you want? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

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Speaker 2: the s for me?

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Speaker 1: Will you stop?

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Speaker 2: Is not available in stores.

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Speaker 1: To chop? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: You could chomp of vegetables and fruits nuts?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 2: You could slap chop your nuts.

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Speaker 1: I want to chop off your stuff them in your

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Speaker 1: mouth and to have your choke on them.

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Speaker 2: I just happened to have a slap chop right here

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Speaker 2: in my hands.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you have a slap chopper.

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Speaker 2: I slide my cucumber gently into the device like seal.

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Speaker 1: I am going to take this slap your throat.

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Speaker 2: The cucumber chops.

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Speaker 1: You're kidding me? Do you think I care?

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Speaker 2: Every time I slap my cucumber it becomes finer and finer.

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Speaker 2: Are you listening to me now? My cucumber is mush

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Speaker 2: listening to me? No, I'm going to take my nuts

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to quit with the slap chop.

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Speaker 1: Anymore.

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Speaker 2: Stop calling me swap nuts.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a dump. That's what you sound like.

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Speaker 1: You sound like you don't have a spring. You're not human.

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Speaker 2: All you need is one finger and it will do

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Speaker 2: the job.

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Speaker 1: You need to stick your finger down your throat and

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Speaker 1: choke yourself. That's what you need to do.

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Speaker 2: I think you'd be a much happier person with the

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Speaker 2: slap chop in your life.

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Speaker 1: What kind of life are you?

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Speaker 2: My point in life is to phone tapp point? You've

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Speaker 2: been phone tapped?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Debbie? What this is?

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Speaker 3: Scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 3: cousin Kristen is phone tapping.

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Speaker 2: No, No, she's not here. She had to go to work.

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Speaker 3: But you knew this would make you go crazy because

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Speaker 3: you hate telemarketers so much. Elvis Duran's phone tap This

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Speaker 3: phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants,

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Speaker 3: the

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: morning show