Speaker 1: Second date up date. Once in a while we like
Speaker 1: to ask our listeners to read the Tinder bios of
Speaker 1: the person that they're interested in, but this time they
Speaker 1: got ahead of it and just sent it directly to us.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a
Speaker 1: woman online with these things written on her profile. It
Speaker 1: said love cats and the color purple, the actual color,
Speaker 1: not the movie.
Speaker 2: The movie's amazing. How you love the movie?
Speaker 3: Maybe doesn't see it?
Speaker 1: Harsh Ready to get my heart broken again?
Speaker 4: She said.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not the goal, but it's the likely outcome.
Speaker 2: Oka more than a little very jaded realistic.
Speaker 1: She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll
Speaker 1: stay in your closet and never leave.
Speaker 3: That's funny if you read.
Speaker 1: That on a profile. If you let me spend the night,
Speaker 1: I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?
Speaker 4: Just regardless?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was left, left or right, just
Speaker 1: like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener
Speaker 1: read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James,
Speaker 1: what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend
Speaker 1: the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.
Speaker 5: That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, I thought you were just hoping somebody
Speaker 2: would hang up your clothes in your closet.
Speaker 1: Closet act. You're the type of guy that either ignores
Speaker 1: red flags or just doesn't see them at all in
Speaker 1: the first place.
Speaker 3: Run towards him many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I see a projects of this project that you met.
Speaker 5: Her name is Whitney.
Speaker 3: Whitney.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I know
Speaker 2: you're joking with us, but were you looking for just
Speaker 2: a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?
Speaker 5: So I think the old me is looking up for
Speaker 5: the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older
Speaker 5: and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, so the new you is the one who
Speaker 1: reached out to her online. Yeah, okay, what did new
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 5: I joked around with her and was like, hey, I
Speaker 5: cleaned out my closet for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah for her joke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, literally literally I thought it was funny,
Speaker 5: and she laughed and we just started chatting.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, did you meet up for a date?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we met up at this local bar she was
Speaker 5: familiar with it. I go there every now and.
Speaker 2: Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been
Speaker 2: there at the same time. So I always think that's
Speaker 2: so crazy, you know, like you meet a line, but
Speaker 2: you could have easily met in person at some point.
Speaker 3: Right, what was it like when you first saw.
Speaker 5: You know, it was happy hour. I was like, not
Speaker 5: feeling cheap, but like she was totally down to drink.
Speaker 5: She wasn't like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who
Speaker 2: wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic
Speaker 2: and she's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls
Speaker 1: who were kind of snooty about their beers.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their
Speaker 5: martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, And
Speaker 5: I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take
Speaker 5: a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the
Speaker 5: well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that exactly, Keep
Speaker 5: it low?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: How is your time together?
Speaker 5: You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and
Speaker 5: I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood
Speaker 5: actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.
Speaker 2: Oh what are you doing to make that happen?
Speaker 5: Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with
Speaker 5: casting directors and people like that.
Speaker 2: Was she excited about this for you or was it like,
Speaker 2: oh God, this is a guy who's never going to
Speaker 2: have a job.
Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of judgy broke.
Speaker 3: That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.
Speaker 5: So I'm not like, you know, exactly react. Yeah, she's
Speaker 5: like kind of a realist in a sense where she's like,
Speaker 5: gave you that me that look when I mentioned that,
Speaker 5: where I could tell in her eyes, or it was
Speaker 5: like okay, buddy, you know, what are you really going
Speaker 5: to do with your life kind of stuff. But you know,
Speaker 5: I'm serious about this and I believe in it.
Speaker 3: So that's cool. That's cool. And you were okay with
Speaker 3: her reaction? I didn't.
Speaker 5: I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone
Speaker 5: to if you tell them you're going to be an actor,
Speaker 5: that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever
Speaker 1: tell you what her dream job was?
Speaker 5: Well, I know she said something about like she was
Speaker 5: already an executive chef.
Speaker 3: Oh cool.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or something because
Speaker 2: of her love of cats.
Speaker 3: But that's amazing.
Speaker 1: No, it's probably.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: So she basically was like saying, she's like living her
Speaker 5: dream already.
Speaker 1: Did you give her the same, like, well, you know
Speaker 1: it's not all that great.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 1: Restaurant.
Speaker 5: No, I'm trying to be supportive, all right, And.
Speaker 3: You guys got into some deep conversation, no doubt.
Speaker 1: How did it end?
Speaker 5: It went well. I mean we had a few more drinks,
Speaker 5: so you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind
Speaker 5: of held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is
Speaker 5: like almost first base or something.
Speaker 1: Almost not the body part that I usually get excited
Speaker 1: about touching.
Speaker 4: But that's okay.
Speaker 5: But yeah, So she came over to my place and
Speaker 5: I was kind of trying to be funny, so I
Speaker 5: pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're
Speaker 5: staying here forever, so settle It did. No, she didn't remember,
Speaker 5: and she looked a little frightened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like,
Speaker 2: let you do that.
Speaker 5: It was a light nudge, you know, but.
Speaker 6: Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like
Speaker 6: we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted
Speaker 6: me back once.
Speaker 3: Took the joke a little too far. Well, there was
Speaker 3: another girl already in your closet and then she.
Speaker 5: Says, no, no, my closet cleaned out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have
Speaker 1: that low point in the movie before you can have
Speaker 1: the comeback at the climax.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes the class the climax for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and make the climax happen right here
Speaker 1: on a second date.
Speaker 4: Up kicking, all right, we're gonna do it right after this.
Speaker 1: Hold on cool second date update? Can you believe we
Speaker 1: may be talking to the future Tom Hanks right now?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: I don't think that what a career or if he's
Speaker 1: lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name, the joke
Speaker 1: will be funny.
Speaker 3: On your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is
Speaker 1: to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor.
Speaker 1: And that topic actually came up during his date the
Speaker 1: other night with Whitney turned out to be good enough
Speaker 1: to get back to his place, but not quite good
Speaker 1: enough to have her stay the entire night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may
Speaker 2: be something that he needs to work on if he
Speaker 2: wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was
Speaker 2: definitely not received. Welty, you think, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Think he has a problem with the timing.
Speaker 2: Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't
Speaker 2: a good look.
Speaker 1: Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in
Speaker 1: that might sound a little bit weird, there is some
Speaker 1: context to it. She had a joke on her dating
Speaker 1: bio that said, if you let me stay the night,
Speaker 1: I'll move into your closet forever.
Speaker 2: But she happened to forget that when she got shoved
Speaker 2: in the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment. But we're
Speaker 1: hoping to get things back on track when we call
Speaker 1: her right now, So, James, any final thoughts.
Speaker 5: Life's like a botch of chocolates.
Speaker 1: You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.
Speaker 3: Can you be famous? Right now?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: You keep practicing those lines and we'll talk to Whitney
Speaker 1: for you, but we'll call you in when we feel
Speaker 1: like it's time for you.
Speaker 5: K you got it?
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hellolse, Hey, we're looking for Whitney. This
Speaker 4: is sorry.
Speaker 1: I said, weird, because you're actually talking to an entire
Speaker 1: morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Hit.
Speaker 1: There's Alexus, There's Brooke, Jose and the Star Jeffrey, Big
Speaker 1: Shooting Star.
Speaker 7: What is this about, I'm i Americus.
Speaker 1: Well, this is something called a second date update, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to pry into your dating life a little
Speaker 1: bit to ask about a guy you went out with
Speaker 1: the other day named James.
Speaker 8: Okay, how do you know about that?
Speaker 1: Well, we know because we read the email that James
Speaker 1: sent us telling us about your date and how you
Speaker 1: guys met.
Speaker 3: Which may sound weird.
Speaker 2: He's just trying to get help, like he really liked
Speaker 2: you and wants to see you again.
Speaker 8: Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm
Speaker 8: assuming he'd explained what had happened on the date, right.
Speaker 1: Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you
Speaker 1: guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared
Speaker 1: a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.
Speaker 2: And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.
Speaker 1: And then you ended up back over at his place
Speaker 1: and he did mention making kind of a bad joke
Speaker 1: or a joke that he didn't quite understand at first
Speaker 1: about you living in his closet.
Speaker 2: He said he pushed you in there and that you
Speaker 2: didn't understand the context that did happen.
Speaker 8: That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not
Speaker 8: even the reason why I like you didn't call him back.
Speaker 7: Oh really, Okay, let me start by saying I thought
Speaker 7: he was charming. Okay, we had a nice time. I
Speaker 7: mean I wouldn't have gone back to his place if
Speaker 7: I didn't think that he was charming.
Speaker 1: Well, brook Wood, So that does something that you have
Speaker 1: an option to just not go back.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just kidding.
Speaker 1: Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to
Speaker 1: his place.
Speaker 7: Yes, and even when we got back to his place,
Speaker 7: you know, we were flirting and everything. We had another
Speaker 7: drink and here he told you that he wants to
Speaker 7: be an actor.
Speaker 8: Yeah right, Yeah, So we decided that we wanted to
Speaker 8: act out a scene from a movie.
Speaker 7: You can download some certain that's funny.
Speaker 4: For a date night.
Speaker 1: So question, you're drunk. He didn't mention any of that
Speaker 1: to us. That you guys went through a script. What
Speaker 1: did you guys do?
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin.
Speaker 3: Who did you play?
Speaker 7: I played the main girl part in it?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you played probably Steve the Virgin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, was it funny?
Speaker 7: Okay? I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.
Speaker 3: He's not good.
Speaker 7: So he just said at all like he's off well
Speaker 7: actually awful, awful, too strong. I don't want to say that.
Speaker 7: I could see him as like a supporting character, but
Speaker 7: he doesn't have like the main man.
Speaker 9: You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like,
Speaker 9: not only were the two of you drinking a lot
Speaker 9: that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.
Speaker 3: We heard, Like, what would you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you know about acting?
Speaker 2: Going to go?
Speaker 1: Well, some attitude there, that Whitney, that's James. He's been
Speaker 1: on the other line.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Whitney.
Speaker 7: He's on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 2: We let him know that he w hears something he
Speaker 2: doesn't like, but.
Speaker 4: You can talk to him, James, meow.
Speaker 2: That's how you're coming.
Speaker 4: Is is that a.
Speaker 1: Line from the movie?
Speaker 5: That was My cat, My Cat? And remember from the
Speaker 5: other night you like cats? Never mind.
Speaker 7: Hi, you literally set.
Speaker 8: Me up on the radio to like hear me talk
Speaker 8: about you.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just I was just needing some help because
Speaker 5: you weren't responding to my text You text me back
Speaker 5: one time, so I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 7: Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard
Speaker 7: what I said. So there's your answer.
Speaker 8: Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying.
Speaker 7: To be rude, but right now I can't support you
Speaker 7: in your endeavors the way I think you want me to.
Speaker 5: You don't think I'm a good actor? Is that what
Speaker 5: you're saying? Because we read a forty year old Virgin script?
Speaker 1: Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't
Speaker 1: believe he was really a virgin in that moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he
Speaker 2: can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought
Speaker 2: about that, Whitney?
Speaker 7: I mean, it was just kind of the way have
Speaker 7: you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know Joey, Yeah, it kind of had that vibe,
Speaker 8: just joke like I'm trying to ba art. I can't
Speaker 8: deliver my lines. I'm reading them instead of acting them.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joey was such a good actor.
Speaker 3: He was an actor playing a bad actor.
Speaker 1: I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as
Speaker 1: much of a diss as you thought it was.
Speaker 8: I'm not trying to like this hand I, like I said,
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, like I can think you should keep
Speaker 8: taking your classes, but right now I.
Speaker 7: Think you should stick to those like single person.
Speaker 8: Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a
Speaker 8: light or followers.
Speaker 7: No, maybe go from there.
Speaker 5: Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not
Speaker 5: even a good chef. You probably burn water.
Speaker 8: Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise,
Speaker 8: I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that
Speaker 8: I can prove.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 8: How do you have an Academy awards?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't want to know about all those yells you
Speaker 5: paid to give you three stars on your play making
Speaker 5: on is getting petty?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and your
Speaker 5: top ramen, oh.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a good one.
Speaker 2: That's not really Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm not a twelve year old like oh you remember
Speaker 8: you're glue?
Speaker 7: Like listen, I explained to you what my thoughts were,
Speaker 7: and if you can't be mature about it, I don't
Speaker 7: know what to tell you.
Speaker 3: It's not her fault. She didn't even know you were listening.
Speaker 8: You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did
Speaker 8: you a favor, like you're gonna get told no a lot,
Speaker 8: trust me.
Speaker 7: So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before
Speaker 7: you get into this profession so deeply that you're probably
Speaker 7: never going to make it.
Speaker 1: In No, she does have a point. My parents told
Speaker 1: me I was never going to make it as a
Speaker 1: radio host, and I'm glad that they told me that
Speaker 1: early so that when this fails, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be as devastated. But well, Jeff, not according to my parents.
Speaker 5: Okay, well look, you might not think my acting is good,
Speaker 5: but I think you're cooking is horrible.
Speaker 2: You've never had her cook.
Speaker 5: Instagram post.
Speaker 2: Okay, puppy listen. I mean she does have a good point.
Speaker 2: You need to have a little bit thicker skin if
Speaker 2: you're going to try to get into the acting business.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if
Speaker 5: you're gonna want to get into my closet.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just
Speaker 1: read in this room.
Speaker 5: No, I want to go on another day with her.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and
Speaker 5: I want to prove to you Whitney that I'm a
Speaker 5: good actor.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I would almost want to take him up on that
Speaker 3: if I read a Whitney and yeah, a kissing scene.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: a fighting scene.
Speaker 5: Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I was in that movie, Mattress Marathon.
Speaker 9: It's short of a movie, just the weird extra in
Speaker 9: the bad James, I'm going to see you in Hollywood, Buddy.
Speaker 4: We'll walk the red carpet together. Here you are
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.