WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Dating Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up date. Once in a while we like

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<v Speaker 1>to ask our listeners to read the Tinder bios of

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<v Speaker 1>the person that they're interested in, but this time they

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<v Speaker 1>got ahead of it and just sent it directly to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a

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<v Speaker 1>woman online with these things written on her profile. It

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<v Speaker 1>said love cats and the color purple, the actual color,

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<v Speaker 1>not the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>The movie's amazing. How you love the movie?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe doesn't see it?

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<v Speaker 1>Harsh Ready to get my heart broken again?

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<v Speaker 4>She said.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's not the goal, but it's the likely outcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Oka more than a little very jaded realistic.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>stay in your closet and never leave.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funny if you read.

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<v Speaker 1>That on a profile. If you let me spend the night,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?

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<v Speaker 4>Just regardless?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was left, left or right, just

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<v Speaker 1>like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener

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<v Speaker 1>read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend

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<v Speaker 1>the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

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<v Speaker 5>That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right, I thought you were just hoping somebody

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<v Speaker 2>would hang up your clothes in your closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Closet act. You're the type of guy that either ignores

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<v Speaker 1>red flags or just doesn't see them at all in

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<v Speaker 1>the first place.

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<v Speaker 3>Run towards him many.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I see a projects of this project that you met.

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<v Speaker 5>Her name is Whitney.

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<v Speaker 3>Whitney.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I know

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<v Speaker 2>you're joking with us, but were you looking for just

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<v Speaker 2>a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?

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<v Speaker 5>So I think the old me is looking up for

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<v Speaker 5>the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, so the new you is the one who

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<v Speaker 1>reached out to her online. Yeah, okay, what did new

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<v Speaker 1>you say?

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<v Speaker 5>I joked around with her and was like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 5>cleaned out my closet for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for her joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, literally literally I thought it was funny,

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<v Speaker 5>and she laughed and we just started chatting.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, did you meet up for a date?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we met up at this local bar she was

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<v Speaker 5>familiar with it. I go there every now and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been

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<v Speaker 2>there at the same time. So I always think that's

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<v Speaker 2>so crazy, you know, like you meet a line, but

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<v Speaker 2>you could have easily met in person at some point.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, what was it like when you first saw.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it was happy hour. I was like, not

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<v Speaker 5>feeling cheap, but like she was totally down to drink.

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<v Speaker 5>She wasn't like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic

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<v Speaker 2>and she's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls

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<v Speaker 1>who were kind of snooty about their beers.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their

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<v Speaker 5>martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take

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<v Speaker 5>a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the

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<v Speaker 5>well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that exactly, Keep

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<v Speaker 5>it low?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>How is your time together?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and

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<v Speaker 5>I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood

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<v Speaker 5>actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what are you doing to make that happen?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with

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<v Speaker 5>casting directors and people like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was she excited about this for you or was it like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh God, this is a guy who's never going to

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<v Speaker 2>have a job.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's kind of judgy broke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm not like, you know, exactly react. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 5>like kind of a realist in a sense where she's like,

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<v Speaker 5>gave you that me that look when I mentioned that,

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<v Speaker 5>where I could tell in her eyes, or it was

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<v Speaker 5>like okay, buddy, you know, what are you really going

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<v Speaker 5>to do with your life kind of stuff. But you know,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm serious about this and I believe in it.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's cool. That's cool. And you were okay with

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<v Speaker 3>her reaction? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone

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<v Speaker 5>to if you tell them you're going to be an actor,

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<v Speaker 5>that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what her dream job was?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I know she said something about like she was

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<v Speaker 5>already an executive chef.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or something because

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<v Speaker 2>of her love of cats.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>So she basically was like saying, she's like living her

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<v Speaker 5>dream already.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you give her the same, like, well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not all that great.

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<v Speaker 4>But.

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<v Speaker 1>Restaurant.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm trying to be supportive, all right, And.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys got into some deep conversation, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it end?

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<v Speaker 5>It went well. I mean we had a few more drinks,

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<v Speaker 5>so you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind

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<v Speaker 5>of held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is

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<v Speaker 5>like almost first base or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost not the body part that I usually get excited

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<v Speaker 1>about touching.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, So she came over to my place and

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<v Speaker 5>I was kind of trying to be funny, so I

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<v Speaker 5>pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're

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<v Speaker 5>staying here forever, so settle It did. No, she didn't remember,

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<v Speaker 5>and she looked a little frightened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like,

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<v Speaker 2>let you do that.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a light nudge, you know, but.

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<v Speaker 6>Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like

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<v Speaker 6>we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted

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<v Speaker 6>me back once.

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<v Speaker 3>Took the joke a little too far. Well, there was

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<v Speaker 3>another girl already in your closet and then she.

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<v Speaker 5>Says, no, no, my closet cleaned out.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have

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<v Speaker 1>that low point in the movie before you can have

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<v Speaker 1>the comeback at the climax.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he takes the class the climax for him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna try and make the climax happen right here

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date.

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<v Speaker 4>Up kicking, all right, we're gonna do it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on cool second date update? Can you believe we

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<v Speaker 1>may be talking to the future Tom Hanks right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that what a career or if he's

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<v Speaker 1>lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name, the joke

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<v Speaker 1>will be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>On your.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is

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<v Speaker 1>to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor.

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<v Speaker 1>And that topic actually came up during his date the

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<v Speaker 1>other night with Whitney turned out to be good enough

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<v Speaker 1>to get back to his place, but not quite good

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<v Speaker 1>enough to have her stay the entire night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may

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<v Speaker 2>be something that he needs to work on if he

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<v Speaker 2>wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not received. Welty, you think, yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think he has a problem with the timing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>that might sound a little bit weird, there is some

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<v Speaker 1>context to it. She had a joke on her dating

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<v Speaker 1>bio that said, if you let me stay the night,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll move into your closet forever.

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<v Speaker 2>But she happened to forget that when she got shoved

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<v Speaker 2>in the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>hoping to get things back on track when we call

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<v Speaker 1>her right now, So, James, any final thoughts.

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<v Speaker 5>Life's like a botch of chocolates.

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<v Speaker 1>You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you be famous? Right now?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>You keep practicing those lines and we'll talk to Whitney

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<v Speaker 1>for you, but we'll call you in when we feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's time for you.

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<v Speaker 5>K you got it?

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, Hellolse, Hey, we're looking for Whitney. This

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<v Speaker 4>is sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, weird, because you're actually talking to an entire

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<v Speaker 1>morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Hit.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Alexus, There's Brooke, Jose and the Star Jeffrey, Big

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<v Speaker 1>Shooting Star.

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<v Speaker 7>What is this about, I'm i Americus.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is something called a second date update, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to pry into your dating life a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit to ask about a guy you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>the other day named James.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, how do you know about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we know because we read the email that James

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<v Speaker 1>sent us telling us about your date and how you

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<v Speaker 1>guys met.

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<v Speaker 3>Which may sound weird.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just trying to get help, like he really liked

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<v Speaker 2>you and wants to see you again.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm

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<v Speaker 8>assuming he'd explained what had happened on the date, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared

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<v Speaker 1>a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.

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<v Speaker 2>And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you ended up back over at his place

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<v Speaker 1>and he did mention making kind of a bad joke

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<v Speaker 1>or a joke that he didn't quite understand at first

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<v Speaker 1>about you living in his closet.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he pushed you in there and that you

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<v Speaker 2>didn't understand the context that did happen.

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<v Speaker 8>That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not

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<v Speaker 8>even the reason why I like you didn't call him back.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh really, Okay, let me start by saying I thought

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<v Speaker 7>he was charming. Okay, we had a nice time. I

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<v Speaker 7>mean I wouldn't have gone back to his place if

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't think that he was charming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, brook Wood, So that does something that you have

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<v Speaker 1>an option to just not go back.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to

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<v Speaker 1>his place.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, and even when we got back to his place,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, we were flirting and everything. We had another

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<v Speaker 7>drink and here he told you that he wants to

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<v Speaker 7>be an actor.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah right, Yeah, So we decided that we wanted to

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<v Speaker 8>act out a scene from a movie.

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<v Speaker 7>You can download some certain that's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>For a date night.

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<v Speaker 1>So question, you're drunk. He didn't mention any of that

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<v Speaker 1>to us. That you guys went through a script. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys do?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin.

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<v Speaker 3>Who did you play?

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<v Speaker 7>I played the main girl part in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, you played probably Steve the Virgin?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, was it funny?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay? I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not good.

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<v Speaker 7>So he just said at all like he's off well

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<v Speaker 7>actually awful, awful, too strong. I don't want to say that.

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<v Speaker 7>I could see him as like a supporting character, but

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<v Speaker 7>he doesn't have like the main man.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like,

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<v Speaker 9>not only were the two of you drinking a lot

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<v Speaker 9>that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard, Like, what would you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well you know about acting?

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<v Speaker 2>Going to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, some attitude there, that Whitney, that's James. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Whitney.

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<v Speaker 7>He's on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how the segment works.

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<v Speaker 2>We let him know that he w hears something he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't like, but.

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<v Speaker 4>You can talk to him, James, meow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you're coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Is is that a.

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<v Speaker 1>Line from the movie?

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<v Speaker 5>That was My cat, My Cat? And remember from the

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<v Speaker 5>other night you like cats? Never mind.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, you literally set.

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<v Speaker 8>Me up on the radio to like hear me talk

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<v Speaker 8>about you.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm just I was just needing some help because

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<v Speaker 5>you weren't responding to my text You text me back

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<v Speaker 5>one time, so I didn't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard

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<v Speaker 7>what I said. So there's your answer.

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<v Speaker 8>Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying.

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<v Speaker 7>To be rude, but right now I can't support you

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<v Speaker 7>in your endeavors the way I think you want me to.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't think I'm a good actor? Is that what

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<v Speaker 5>you're saying? Because we read a forty year old Virgin script?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe he was really a virgin in that moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he

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<v Speaker 2>can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought

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<v Speaker 2>about that, Whitney?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, it was just kind of the way have

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<v Speaker 7>you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you know Joey, Yeah, it kind of had that vibe,

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<v Speaker 8>just joke like I'm trying to ba art. I can't

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<v Speaker 8>deliver my lines. I'm reading them instead of acting them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Joey was such a good actor.

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<v Speaker 3>He was an actor playing a bad actor.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as

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<v Speaker 1>much of a diss as you thought it was.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not trying to like this hand I, like I said,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm telling you, like I can think you should keep

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<v Speaker 8>taking your classes, but right now I.

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<v Speaker 7>Think you should stick to those like single person.

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<v Speaker 8>Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a

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<v Speaker 8>light or followers.

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<v Speaker 7>No, maybe go from there.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not

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<v Speaker 5>even a good chef. You probably burn water.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that

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<v Speaker 8>I can prove.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 8>How do you have an Academy awards?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to know about all those yells you

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<v Speaker 5>paid to give you three stars on your play making

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<v Speaker 5>on is getting petty?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm really enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and your

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<v Speaker 5>top ramen, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not really Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not a twelve year old like oh you remember

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<v Speaker 8>you're glue?

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<v Speaker 7>Like listen, I explained to you what my thoughts were,

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<v Speaker 7>and if you can't be mature about it, I don't

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<v Speaker 7>know what to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not her fault. She didn't even know you were listening.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did

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<v Speaker 8>you a favor, like you're gonna get told no a lot,

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<v Speaker 8>trust me.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before

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<v Speaker 7>you get into this profession so deeply that you're probably

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<v Speaker 7>never going to make it.

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<v Speaker 1>In No, she does have a point. My parents told

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<v Speaker 1>me I was never going to make it as a

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<v Speaker 1>radio host, and I'm glad that they told me that

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<v Speaker 1>early so that when this fails, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be as devastated. But well, Jeff, not according to my parents.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well look, you might not think my acting is good,

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<v Speaker 5>but I think you're cooking is horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never had her cook.

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<v Speaker 5>Instagram post.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, puppy listen. I mean she does have a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to have a little bit thicker skin if

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to try to get into the acting business.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if

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<v Speaker 5>you're gonna want to get into my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just

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<v Speaker 1>read in this room.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I want to go on another day with her.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and

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<v Speaker 5>I want to prove to you Whitney that I'm a

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<v Speaker 5>good actor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I would almost want to take him up on that

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<v Speaker 3>if I read a Whitney and yeah, a kissing scene.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a fighting scene.

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<v Speaker 5>Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, I was in that movie, Mattress Marathon.

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<v Speaker 9>It's short of a movie, just the weird extra in

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<v Speaker 9>the bad James, I'm going to see you in Hollywood, Buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll walk the red carpet together. Here you are

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<v Speaker 2>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.