WEBVTT - Do zombies really exist?

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve camera.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot Com? Chief, Chief McLellan, how's

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<v Speaker 1>everything going? Things aren't going to bad? Men are taking

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<v Speaker 1>them pretty good. Chief. Do you think we'll be able

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<v Speaker 1>to defeat these things? Well, we killed nineteen of them

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<v Speaker 1>today right in this area. And it was the last

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<v Speaker 1>three we caught trying to claw their way into an

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<v Speaker 1>abandoned ship. They must have thought somebody was in there.

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<v Speaker 1>We heard him making all kinds of noise. We came

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<v Speaker 1>over and beat them off, blasted them down. Chief. If

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<v Speaker 1>I were surrounded by sixth raight of these things, would

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<v Speaker 1>I stand a chance with him? Well, there's no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had a gun, shoot him in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a sure way to kill him. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself a club, retorch beat him or burn them,

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<v Speaker 1>they go up pretty easy. Well, Chief McLelland how long

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<v Speaker 1>do you think it will take you until you get

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<v Speaker 1>the situation under control? Well that's pretty hard to say.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know how many of them are. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>know when we find them we can kill them. Are

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<v Speaker 1>they slow moving? Chief? Yeah? They're dead up and with that,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr George A. Romero pretty much set the scene for

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<v Speaker 1>all zombie movies to follow. Thanks for tuning in. This

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<v Speaker 1>is stuff you should know. I'm Josh Clark. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Charles W. Brain Eater, brilliant, Hey, and welcome to the podcast. Yeah, thanks, Chuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody had to say it, right, yes, So how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Try to get one of the zombies to

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<v Speaker 1>say it, that'd be pretty cool. I'm still wet. It's

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<v Speaker 1>still raining in Atlanta. Good lord, I feel like we

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<v Speaker 1>have remember that picture of the super cell I printed

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<v Speaker 1>out for the webcast, I feel like one of those

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<v Speaker 1>hovering picture in your wallet with you and show it

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<v Speaker 1>to people like kid, did you know that? In I

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<v Speaker 1>believe Ecuador, um once a year there's a heavy storm

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<v Speaker 1>and after about two hours of storm subsides and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>goes out and there's fish, dead fish laying everywhere, well

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<v Speaker 1>some still alive. The rain of fishes. The weird thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that they aren't found in any surrounding body of water,

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<v Speaker 1>nor are they saltwater fish. They are blind, underground dwellers

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<v Speaker 1>zombie fish. Well, yeah, let's use that as their segue. Cool, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk zombies. Alrighty, let's let's go with the real

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<v Speaker 1>stuff first. Did you know that there maybe such a

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<v Speaker 1>thing as real zombie? Yeah? I didn't know till I

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<v Speaker 1>read this. And where are you gonna go? If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to find a real zombie? You go to the source, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the horse's mouth, you go to Haiti? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that that was Serpent the Rainbow? Right? Yeah? It

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<v Speaker 1>was West Craven Flick mid High School for me, very

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<v Speaker 1>scary Bill Pullman. Yeah. And the weird thing is is

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<v Speaker 1>you know Wes Craven is not known for making um

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<v Speaker 1>movies based on true stories, but that one was. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of my heroes. The ethnobotanist and anthropologist Dr

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<v Speaker 1>Wade Davis, who is Harvard grad. I think he has

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<v Speaker 1>a doctorate and two uh bachelor's from Harvard to more

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<v Speaker 1>than me. Yeah, and um he went down to Haiti

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<v Speaker 1>in the early nineteen eighties for what was called the

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<v Speaker 1>Zombie Project. Yes, because of a certain certain man drew

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<v Speaker 1>his attention. Right, how do you pronounce that, Claire Clarvius Narcies, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I pronounced it. Yeah. He started poking his

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<v Speaker 1>head around in nineteen eighty in a Haitian village and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I died eighteen years ago. Yep, and uh. Apparently his

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<v Speaker 1>the similarity to UM his his original self. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>the facts that he knew about his former life passed

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<v Speaker 1>a battery of test questions. Yeah, that was enough to

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<v Speaker 1>make the make his friends family. I guess the estimates

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<v Speaker 1>about two people who saw him say that guy's a

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<v Speaker 1>zombie and I claimed a bocor brought him back to

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<v Speaker 1>life or brought him back to the undead state. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck so Clarvie shows up in night he had been.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing that makes him significant is that he had

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<v Speaker 1>been pronounced dead by American doctors, who apparently carry more

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<v Speaker 1>weight in the field of medicine and science. It was

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<v Speaker 1>documented that yeah, they documented his death. Um. So when

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up in nineteen eighty, he presented a substantial

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<v Speaker 1>case for the existence of zombies UM and a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Dr Lamarck du Wan, who's a Haitian psychiatrist, interviewed him,

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<v Speaker 1>started interviewing boucour Um and got his hands on some

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<v Speaker 1>zombie powders right, and then entered Dr Wade Davis. Right. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't the guy the originally said to go get

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<v Speaker 1>these powders, right now, That was Nathan Klein, right. He

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<v Speaker 1>wanted some of these powders to see if they could

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<v Speaker 1>be used as anesthetics and surgery. Yeah, which I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get that. Why not just use anesthetic unless I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he found some like cheaper, safer maybe anesthetics. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you come up with your own anesthetic, can imagine

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<v Speaker 1>there's some dollar amount attached to that. So let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this. He sends Dr Davis down to Haiti, and

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Davis kind of takes up where Dr do wan

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<v Speaker 1>Um left off, or maybe kind of takes over his research.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, he himself interviews Boucore, which are again those

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<v Speaker 1>voodoo priests, and uh, interviews some of the zombies, some

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<v Speaker 1>of these undead people, right, so they said yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and he uh, he comes to find that he concludes

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<v Speaker 1>that there is in fact such a thing as zombies.

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<v Speaker 1>They're specific to Haiti though as far as he can tell.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's it's a two step process, chuck. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>how to make someone a zombie, Well, first to have

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<v Speaker 1>to die, I would think, no, or is that a

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<v Speaker 1>three step process? I thought zombies had to be dead. First,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking Haitian zombies. We'll get to the Hollywood zombie soon. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the bocar has to capture their their soul with that

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<v Speaker 1>tibon age. Is that I suppose it's French? Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's apparently part of the soul directly connected to the individual,

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<v Speaker 1>and once he steal captures that, they are a zombie. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's Haitian folklore. Dr Davis, being a scientist, tried

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<v Speaker 1>to get beyond that. He found that most Haitians, most

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<v Speaker 1>educated Haitians, we should say, uh in those who live

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<v Speaker 1>in the city don't tend to believe in zombieism, even

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<v Speaker 1>those part of law it is. There's interesting what back

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<v Speaker 1>to eight thirty five, right yeah, Audicle two full six

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<v Speaker 1>of the Haitian Penal Code basically says that you can't

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<v Speaker 1>make someone a zombie, right that you'll be charged with

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<v Speaker 1>attempted murder or murder if the person actually manages to

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<v Speaker 1>get buried, even if they're not dead yet. For all

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<v Speaker 1>intents and purposes, it's still considered murder under Haitian law,

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<v Speaker 1>thank god. So okay, so Dr Davis gets past this

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<v Speaker 1>um this belief that's mainly held by rural, uneducated, poor

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<v Speaker 1>Haitians that the Bocore are um capable of sorcery and

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<v Speaker 1>can steal your soul. What do they get out of this?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I could never pay because it is there

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<v Speaker 1>some money on the back end or something. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's precisely no money involved, and it's not for any

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<v Speaker 1>personal gain their status. No. What it is is there

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<v Speaker 1>is a secret Haitian society called Bizango the Freemasons. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not the Freemasons, but they might as well be. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the group that de facto runs the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Um supposedly, but I mean this is this is a

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<v Speaker 1>documented this is from Davis's research. Um so the Bizango, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there are are not necessarily voodoo priests, but there are

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<v Speaker 1>voodoo priests who are part of the Bizango. And zombification

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<v Speaker 1>is only used in cases of punishment where a member

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<v Speaker 1>of the Bizango, say a family member, has gone against

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<v Speaker 1>the will of his or her family or the will

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<v Speaker 1>of the Bizango community as a whole. It's just a

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<v Speaker 1>severe punishment. So you would have been zombified in our house, stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>work works culture over and over and over again. And

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<v Speaker 1>actually um uh Clarius. Clarius Narcis said that he was

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<v Speaker 1>zombified because he at the behest of his brothers because

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't go along and selling uh the family land

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<v Speaker 1>with them. Another documented zombie named TM she's a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>She said that she was zombified by her at the

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<v Speaker 1>by the will of her family because she refused to

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<v Speaker 1>marry the man they wanted her to marry and she

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<v Speaker 1>had a baby by another man. So generally it's retaliation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's punishment for transgressions against Bizango Society or a person's

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<v Speaker 1>family who is a member that is a member of

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<v Speaker 1>Bizango Society. It's gotta be a little money on the

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<v Speaker 1>back end for the you would think so, But Davis

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<v Speaker 1>was adamant and his research that that's not the case,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, So okay, so let's get to how you

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<v Speaker 1>make somebody a zombie. Well, you've got the powder, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the powder and magic powder. What what Davis

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<v Speaker 1>found was that this powder he took I think eight

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<v Speaker 1>samples and found that seven of them had some ingredients

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<v Speaker 1>in common, right chuck, Yeah, I let me go with those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You found the puffer fish, which contains a deadly neurotoxin

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<v Speaker 1>called tetro dotoxin found a marine toad, which also has

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of toxins, numerous toxins. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>lick this, I don't want to look that one. A

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<v Speaker 1>highla tree frog, which secretes an irritating but not deadly substance. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>some human remains. We're in all of these. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>the common ingredients. And then things like skin irritants. They

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<v Speaker 1>figured like spiders and lizards ground up in there would

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<v Speaker 1>irritate your skin, same with the highlight tree frog. So

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<v Speaker 1>basically the reason you would want to have a skin

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<v Speaker 1>irritant is because the zombie powder is traditionally apply on

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<v Speaker 1>the skin, right exactly. So, so what happens is it's

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<v Speaker 1>applied to the skin and it creates cracks and and

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<v Speaker 1>breaks in the skin, and then it seeps in through

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<v Speaker 1>there right um, and then it produces this zombified person. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>you you start to have trouble breathing, UM, don't respond

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<v Speaker 1>to stimuli. Know, you become paralyzed. You have a glassy

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<v Speaker 1>eyed stare, but you're you're you're still maintaining your normal

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<v Speaker 1>mental state. You're still aware of what's going on. You

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<v Speaker 1>just can't do anything right you start put in the

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<v Speaker 1>rainbow exactly. You know, you're getting buried alive and having

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<v Speaker 1>the sheet pulled over you. Right, That's actually what Narcis said.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he remembered um and saw the doctors

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<v Speaker 1>pulling the sheet over his head after they pronounced him dead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what that felt like. How was that for you? He?

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine it probably wasn't very good? Right, right? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you you know what's going on, you just can't

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do anything about it. And this struck Davis

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<v Speaker 1>um as particular, really interested because what is it? Check

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<v Speaker 1>the tetro to toxin. Davis started researching and he found

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<v Speaker 1>that in Japan, there's this stuff called fugu, right, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a kind of sushi delicacy that's made from the

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<v Speaker 1>puffer fish. It's very dangerous, but it apparently tastes like

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<v Speaker 1>a twinkie, right yeah, um, a raw twinkie. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you make the cut wrong and too

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<v Speaker 1>much of this tetro to toxin ends up in it,

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<v Speaker 1>you get your poison. And the symptoms were virtually the

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<v Speaker 1>same as what people who are zombified reported. Right, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we trust our sushi chef? And I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>imagine that with Fugu you get what you pay for.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to cheap out with fo you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go dollar sushi on the food. So that's step one.

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<v Speaker 1>You administer the zombie powder and then the person uh

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<v Speaker 1>is pronounced dead to bury them, then you go get them. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's the the revelation moment. That's what makes

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<v Speaker 1>the bokor look like they done their thing. Nice reference

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<v Speaker 1>to our brainwatching podcast, thank you Yeah, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>the back door there for the boc or if it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work, there's a little loophole where he says that, um,

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<v Speaker 1>if the procedure doesn't work, that divine intervention can always

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<v Speaker 1>prevent this from happening, right, So anytime it doesn't work,

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<v Speaker 1>that's his go to. Or if um, if the powder

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<v Speaker 1>is prepared to kill too strongly. Right, so you've got

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<v Speaker 1>somebody right exactly, it's like, well, hey, it didn't work

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<v Speaker 1>this time. Uh. And Plus anyway, if once you've administering

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<v Speaker 1>the zombie powder, I guess under a Haitian law, you're

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<v Speaker 1>in for a penny, in for a pound anyway, right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's step one, right, Chuck, You've zombified the person.

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<v Speaker 1>Step two is to get to their grave within about

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours and you exhume them. And when you do,

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<v Speaker 1>you feed them something called a zombie cucumber. Was that

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<v Speaker 1>the salt, No, you don't want to feed them salt

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<v Speaker 1>that restores their senses. Right. The zombie cucumber is a

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<v Speaker 1>combination of sweet potato and uma. That sounds nice, jimsum weed,

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<v Speaker 1>which is one of the more hallucinogenic plants available to man.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds real nice. Yeah. So when you've got somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who's already like half paralyzed and has been buried, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty traumatic experience, right, Chuck, I would imagine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So the next step is to feed them a highly

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<v Speaker 1>hallucinogenic concoction and watch them go. So that's step two

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<v Speaker 1>of creating a zombie. What Davis came up with was

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<v Speaker 1>that none of this would work, Chuck, unless you were

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<v Speaker 1>in Haiti, because all of it had the social support

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<v Speaker 1>for a belief that zombies can exist. So once once

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<v Speaker 1>you've gone through this process, you're you're you know, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not an American thinking about I'm a zombie. As Tracy

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<v Speaker 1>Wilson put it in her how zombies work article that

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<v Speaker 1>we're basing this on. She said, Um, you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>another culture, if you have tetrated tetra to doxin, tetra

0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:04.679
<v Speaker 1>to toxin poisoning, you're just a toxin poisoning victim. But

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<v Speaker 1>in Haiti, because of this uh belief among some people

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<v Speaker 1>that there is such things as zombies that supports the experience,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, this person is spending X

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<v Speaker 1>number of years is basically a zombie slave like snake handlers.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people would think you're just a redneck that got

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<v Speaker 1>picked by snake and they think that, you know, it

0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:27.200
<v Speaker 1>was all divine, right. Yeah, that's actually very much the same.

0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Nice one, Chuck, I just pulled that one out of

0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:33.800
<v Speaker 1>my Ea. That was great, smells delicious. So a lot

0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.520
<v Speaker 1>of people. Do you want to get to where people

0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.800
<v Speaker 1>think Davis wasn't exactly on the level on all levels? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it all sounded good until the article turned a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit and said no, not quite. Well, yeah, it

0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.080
<v Speaker 1>definitely depends on where you're coming from. But there's a

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<v Speaker 1>tremendous amount of criticism for somebody like Davis who's saying, yeah,

0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.840
<v Speaker 1>zombies exist, right, because one thing he did what you

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned was dig up bodies or supervised the digging up

0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:01.720
<v Speaker 1>what he was there at least there, and um, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of scientists didn't like that. No, I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of goes against the code of ethics somewhere across

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<v Speaker 1>the boundary, and I think I might agree with that. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>They also questioned the initial experiments with the powder and

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<v Speaker 1>if they were scientific enough, because he practices on like

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<v Speaker 1>monkeys and rats when he got back to the States, right, Yeah,

0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:22.480
<v Speaker 1>he made zombie rats. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So they

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<v Speaker 1>questioned the initial experiments. Um, they didn't know, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if he had added anything else to the powder. I

0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.000
<v Speaker 1>guess he says he didn't, but they weren't there to

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<v Speaker 1>witness that, so they questioned that what else. Um, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this one I found odd. They found samples contained no tetradotoxin. Yeah,

0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.760
<v Speaker 1>and he said that you guys, are you putting it

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<v Speaker 1>in some sort of solvent to to carry out these

0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.440
<v Speaker 1>tests or you may have destroyed it? Um if he

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<v Speaker 1>though maybe the I think one of the big Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The big points about this in Davis's defense is that

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<v Speaker 1>his reputation academically still very much attacked years after this. Yeah,

0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean he he published two books on it. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The Serpent in the Rainbow came out and he survived that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine that made him look you know, really

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<v Speaker 1>good among his academic peers. And this guy is still,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, um doing more and more research. Is a

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<v Speaker 1>National Geographic Explorer and residence, which, as you know, I

0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:22.320
<v Speaker 1>think is one of the coolest things ever. Um. So

0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:26.000
<v Speaker 1>his reputation still intact, and he's still a respected ethnobotanist

0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:30.320
<v Speaker 1>and anthropologist. Um. Another point that people made their chuck

0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.200
<v Speaker 1>was that a lot of these people, um, who were

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly zombies, uh, were chalked up to mistaken identity cases

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<v Speaker 1>of mental illness, kind of like Jerusalem syndrome. If you

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<v Speaker 1>live in Jerusalem, you're gonna have a much higher tendency

0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.960
<v Speaker 1>of believing that you're, you know, a reincarnated saint or

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<v Speaker 1>profit in Detroit? Exactly, what are you gonna say, Denver? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you said Detroit. Though, are we moving on

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<v Speaker 1>to Denver now? Maybe A yeah? Um Man, So, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the Haitian zombie, the real quote unquote real zombie.

0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.199
<v Speaker 1>We should say, as far as I could turn up,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no one who um satisfactorily debunked uh Clervius Narces' story.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I should also say that, um, at no

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<v Speaker 1>point did Davis say that these people were dead in

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<v Speaker 1>any way, shape or form, or they were strictly poisoned

0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.520
<v Speaker 1>by the specific toxin that brought them that lowered their

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<v Speaker 1>vital signs. They were pronounced dead and then they were

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<v Speaker 1>revived by uter and then believed that they were zombies,

0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.840
<v Speaker 1>but that they were not dead and brought back to life.

0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:43.240
<v Speaker 1>So those are real zombies. Let's do fake zombies. That started,

0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.520
<v Speaker 1>not started, but very much kick started with George Romero's

0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.680
<v Speaker 1>classic that we played earlier, Night of the Living Dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did you hear that? That was our That was

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<v Speaker 1>our colleague Chris Palette. Did you the brains? I was

0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.120
<v Speaker 1>going to do that, but I didn't. Apparently Jerry said

0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Christ and nails it. So yeah, he does brains right,

0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:12.400
<v Speaker 1>That's that's pretty good too, Chuck. Uh. Yeah, So Romero

0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:15.960
<v Speaker 1>starts the whole thing off. Basically, he comes up with

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<v Speaker 1>all the rules of the game, like we heard at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of this podcast, right, Actually, Tracy did say

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<v Speaker 1>that movies as early as nineteen nineteen had zombies, So

0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.960
<v Speaker 1>save your fingers on the keyboard from typing in. No no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't the first, but he definitely brought it into

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<v Speaker 1>the mainstream. Like and zombie movies forever after. We're based on,

0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:38.680
<v Speaker 1>like you said, his world and his rules. Like for example,

0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:42.240
<v Speaker 1>he was the one that said if you can get

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<v Speaker 1>if you can destroy a zombie's brain or detach its

0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.280
<v Speaker 1>brain from the rest of its body, that's it for

0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.200
<v Speaker 1>the zombie. Everybody knows if you want to kill the zombie,

0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.320
<v Speaker 1>you got to cut their head off basically, that's rome

0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:56.400
<v Speaker 1>or blow their head off with you know, a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>I should tell you that our colleague and sometimes standing

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<v Speaker 1>producer Matt Frederick, got really excited when he found out

0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.080
<v Speaker 1>we were doing a podcast on zomb He thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>a Remington pump action shotgun is the best weapon to

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<v Speaker 1>have against a zombie. I would say that in one

0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.119
<v Speaker 1>hand in a Samurai sword and another would be pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be doing well for yourself. I'm more a battle

0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:24.200
<v Speaker 1>axe man myself. Although that we're gonna talk about the

0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:28.879
<v Speaker 1>Canadian mathematician study. Eventually, we don't stand a chance if

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<v Speaker 1>there's a real zombie attack. Dude, Well, it depends on

0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:36.600
<v Speaker 1>what we do. Let's talk about that someone with Robert Smith. Oh, yeah,

0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:39.359
<v Speaker 1>with a question mark name. That's right, Yeah, guy has

0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.680
<v Speaker 1>a question mark at the end of his name. Robert

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<v Speaker 1>Smith and one of his colleagues, both mathematicians at the

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<v Speaker 1>University of Ottawa. They used um contagious disease models, yeah,

0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.399
<v Speaker 1>pandemic models to study out the math of whether or

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<v Speaker 1>not we could actually survive a zombie attack. Slow moving Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>They specifically picked the classic slow moving zombie and they

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<v Speaker 1>still found that unless humans strike fast, strike off, and

0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:10.959
<v Speaker 1>and strike increasingly escalatingly. Um, we're in big trouble, right,

0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:14.480
<v Speaker 1>so that you can't do the Oh geez, we gotta

0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.520
<v Speaker 1>learn a humanitarian way to put these zombies down, Like

0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:19.320
<v Speaker 1>District nine. You can't do it. You gotta go in.

0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:23.199
<v Speaker 1>Don't even bother trying to figure out how to how

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<v Speaker 1>to cure it. You just have to kill everybody you find. Um.

0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.119
<v Speaker 1>And that that was another thing that Romero established with

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<v Speaker 1>Nine of the Living Dead was that zombies beget zombies. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>In his version, what happened was the zombie was somebody

0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:39.000
<v Speaker 1>who was killed by zombie was brought back because of

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<v Speaker 1>this radiation UH from a satellite that it returned to

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<v Speaker 1>Earth that was causing the dead to rise in the

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<v Speaker 1>first place. So if you were killed while that radiation

0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:51.200
<v Speaker 1>was still around, you were inevitably going to come back.

0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.280
<v Speaker 1>And also, did you know that George Romero got his

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:58.000
<v Speaker 1>start shooting segments for Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. I think I

0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:02.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't know that. Yeah, he also established some other rules

0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:07.080
<v Speaker 1>about their strength. They're very strong, but typically slow moving,

0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.720
<v Speaker 1>although there have been a movie off shoots with the

0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:13.600
<v Speaker 1>fast moving zombie. Of course it depends well for their

0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:16.879
<v Speaker 1>faster slow well, it's like twenty eight days later. It's

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<v Speaker 1>technically not a zombie movie because no one who is

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<v Speaker 1>zombie is a zombie is actually dead. Now they're infected

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<v Speaker 1>by that whatever that was, that disease. The infection. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what it's called. But there were some

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<v Speaker 1>other fast moving zombies I've seen in other movies. Resident

0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Evil the game, they had some herky jerky, fast moving zombies.

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<v Speaker 1>Right again, Matt Frederick thinks is the perfect zombie um motion.

0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:45.760
<v Speaker 1>What herky jerky herky jerky whatever is in Resident Evil

0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:48.880
<v Speaker 1>He's hip with because he said, that's where uh, the

0:21:48.920 --> 0:21:53.600
<v Speaker 1>pump shotgun is the slow movers. Yeah, there are a

0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:56.600
<v Speaker 1>lot more. They're more comforting. Yeah, but it was always

0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:59.120
<v Speaker 1>funny to me to watch those movies and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you're all faster than the zombies. How can you ever

0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>get criss but you get surrounded. That's what happened. Surrounded

0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:08.719
<v Speaker 1>is the big problem. Are we going to get into that.

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<v Speaker 1>How to avoid getting eaten by a zombie? Yeah? Okay,

0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:14.960
<v Speaker 1>well we should. We should wrap up the rules first.

0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.919
<v Speaker 1>They're not they're in pervious to pain. Yeah, Like you

0:22:17.920 --> 0:22:19.440
<v Speaker 1>can hit him in the face of the baseball bat

0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and they'll just keep lumbering forward. Um, so you really

0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:26.280
<v Speaker 1>have to um cut their head off. You can cut

0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.760
<v Speaker 1>their arm off and they'll walk with two one arm.

0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:30.440
<v Speaker 1>They'll cut a leg off and they'll hop at you.

0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, their arm will come at you all. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Return to the living dead, yeah or evil dead? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>to dead by dawn by dawn, will be by dawn,

0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:45.679
<v Speaker 1>and they are driven to eat, relentlessly driven to eat.

0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:48.359
<v Speaker 1>They're afraid of fire and light, so they'll come out

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<v Speaker 1>at night. They want to eat your brain. That actually

0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:57.639
<v Speaker 1>came later that largely Return to the Living Dead from

0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:00.160
<v Speaker 1>where they actually have a zombie pinned down and it's

0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:03.919
<v Speaker 1>just this woman's torso and arms and head and um

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 1>this medical examiner, doctor um says, why do you eat humans?

0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:12.560
<v Speaker 1>She goes, not humans brains. That's a clip you sent

0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:18.920
<v Speaker 1>me today. Let's hear Pullett do it again. Nice? Thank

0:23:18.960 --> 0:23:22.200
<v Speaker 1>you Pullette, so good. Um? Yeah, that was that clip

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:27.160
<v Speaker 1>I sent you. That isn't it? Yeah? Um? And what else, Chuck?

0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Are there anymore? How are zombies created? In uh Romero's version,

0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:36.520
<v Speaker 1>it was radiation from a sad over returning satellite and

0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:39.240
<v Speaker 1>night of the comment It was a comment uh in

0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 1>twenty eight days later. If you want to consider that

0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.600
<v Speaker 1>zombie movie and Resident Evil, it was a virus that

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:46.760
<v Speaker 1>was passed around. I love Night of a comment. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I just want to go on record, yeah

0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I love that movie. That was a good movie. Well

0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:52.679
<v Speaker 1>it's it's off. It's very dated and kind of very

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.359
<v Speaker 1>awful eighties movie. But it was dated the second it

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.760
<v Speaker 1>came out. It was It was really for a thirteen

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:01.000
<v Speaker 1>year old, you know, watching be on a Saturday afternoon.

0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:02.520
<v Speaker 1>It was pretty perfect. Did you have a crush on

0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:04.520
<v Speaker 1>the younger sister too? I had a crush on both.

0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:09.080
<v Speaker 1>A couple of hot cheerleader chicks it was nice. I learned.

0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I learned a lot by watching that thing. But you did, Chuck,

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:15.440
<v Speaker 1>came of age to none of the comment they did. Alright,

0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:19.119
<v Speaker 1>so find them, Yeah, I mean, Chuck. Let's say that, Um,

0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>Robert Smith, his prediction comes true. And by the way,

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>we should say, their paper is called when Zombies Attack

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:28.560
<v Speaker 1>And there was an exclamation point. And Smith, he's big

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:31.320
<v Speaker 1>on punctuation. You now include an exclamation point at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of your name and your email signature. I don't

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:38.160
<v Speaker 1>think that. So right, let's say we were getting attacked.

0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's say Robert Smith's uh is right on the money.

0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>What what do we do? Well, first of all, you

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.760
<v Speaker 1>want to go to a place. If you're going to retreat,

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:51.880
<v Speaker 1>you want to retreat to a place that has plenty

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:55.680
<v Speaker 1>of supplies. Preferably one of those walmarts I don't know

0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:57.919
<v Speaker 1>if they're still around or not that also sells guns

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:03.879
<v Speaker 1>and ammunition and groceries. She the superstore, supercenter, super death center. Um,

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 1>you want one of those because you want to hold

0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 1>up in there. You can last as long as you

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:13.119
<v Speaker 1>need to. There's probably communications equipment in there. And again

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 1>you've got guns, hose, machetes, anything, blood your favorite weapon.

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I told you a battle acts. Oh that was yours. Yeah,

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you don't have changed mind. What crossbow with those uh

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 1>rambo exploding arrows. That would be sweet, That would be awesome. Wow.

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I would like to kill them before they even get

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:36.080
<v Speaker 1>close to me. Yeah, I think you'd be unsettling to

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<v Speaker 1>to be face to face. So where are we were?

0:25:39.760 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 1>We're in the Walmart or Costco or Target or wherever,

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:50.440
<v Speaker 1>and the zombies are attacking. Uh, you want to stay

0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>away from where there's people, So that would be a

0:25:52.560 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>good place. Yeah. That was a really good point that

0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:57.919
<v Speaker 1>Tracy made. That the the if you're in the minutes

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<v Speaker 1>of a zombie epidemic, just like any other epidemic, it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to spread more quickly and and have more casualties

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>in a populated area. If you live in Manhattan, you

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:10.520
<v Speaker 1>probably want to get the heck to Long Island. I

0:26:10.560 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 1>would say, I'm sure too sweet, But as anyone who's

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<v Speaker 1>seen twenty days later knows, you still want to be

0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>on your guard, even out in the sticks. Yeah, the

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 1>old cottage in the in the marsh, that's not a

0:26:22.320 --> 0:26:24.880
<v Speaker 1>good place to go either, because they're gonna be waiting

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.240
<v Speaker 1>for you in the movie version. You want to barricade

0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:31.120
<v Speaker 1>everything so Michael Jackson and his cohorts can't get in

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.640
<v Speaker 1>you like that? Um, you never, Actually, that's that's more

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:42.040
<v Speaker 1>applicable than ever, chuck. Uh. You want to not back

0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:44.000
<v Speaker 1>yourself into a corner, because that's what we talked about.

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 1>You always end up getting surrounded and just like a thriller,

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I believe she backed herself into a corner. Literally, yes,

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.320
<v Speaker 1>she did in that house, and then like walls came

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 1>or hands came out of the wall. She is in trouble.

0:26:55.960 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if i'd want to be inside at all,

0:26:57.760 --> 0:26:59.200
<v Speaker 1>to come to think of it, I'd want to get

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:01.679
<v Speaker 1>my supplies and like go to the mountains. That's what

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>i'd do, Like getting a tent. I don't know if

0:27:06.000 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 1>a tent offers that much protection. You want to be

0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 1>able to barricade, well, I would just want to be

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 1>in the open so I could run. I would never

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 1>want a wall around me anywhere. That's just how I

0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 1>do it. That's how I party. Give us some worm,

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 1>that's how you party with zombie death. Well, Tracy said,

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 1>wait for rescue and make long term preparations for your survival.

0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess so but what if you want to fight

0:27:27.160 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the zombies. I think you can do both at the

0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 1>same time. Hers just kind of a run and hide mentality.

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:35.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, um, I think Tracy would be good to

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:37.359
<v Speaker 1>have on your team. It would be good to have

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:42.639
<v Speaker 1>somebody like us arm with battle axes, crossbows, pump action shotguns.

0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:46.120
<v Speaker 1>But then have Tracy, you know, maybe behind the semicircle

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 1>thinking about what we need to be doing a year

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 1>from now. Maybe mix it all together, because you don't

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:55.840
<v Speaker 1>want just you know, bone headed, you know thick mc

0:27:56.200 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 1>rock skulls, you know you're hie. Yeah. During the making

0:28:01.880 --> 0:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>of Zombie Land when he blamed remember he attacked those photographers,

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>He got all in trouble because he attacked some photographers

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 1>and his excuse was that he was playing a zombie

0:28:12.880 --> 0:28:15.560
<v Speaker 1>hunter in this movie that I think it was actually

0:28:15.560 --> 0:28:18.280
<v Speaker 1>shot in Atlanta called Zombie Land, And he told the

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 1>judge that he was so caught up in that character

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and so in characters a zombie hunter, that he reacted

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 1>to aggressively to the photographers who followed them around like zombies.

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I guess that man is a pro yeah joint and

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 1>got off scot free. Probably probably at least he didn't

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 1>play Bongo s naked or anything like that. Yeah. Who

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 1>was at McConaughey. Yeah, nice, didn't you hang out with him? Yeah?

0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>It's actually speaking of a zombie land. I just saw

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 1>today where um, the director of that film was gonna

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:55.960
<v Speaker 1>have Patrick Swayze play a Swazi zombie like as himself

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 1>come back from the dead Swayze zombie. Originally it was

0:28:59.400 --> 0:29:01.240
<v Speaker 1>written into this script and this was before he got

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 1>sick or anything. Okay, so obviously no, no, no, I

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>mean the movie is just coming out, so this is

0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:08.640
<v Speaker 1>a while ago. And then he got sick. He contacted

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>him and everything, and he had fallen ill and couldn't

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:14.520
<v Speaker 1>do it. And I think he got some other big

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>star to do it, and they're trying to keep that

0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.720
<v Speaker 1>a secret or something. Who is it? I don't know this.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I tried to find out. I couldn't. When's it come out?

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Soon. I saw the preview the other day,

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:28.520
<v Speaker 1>so soon, okay, um, chuck. Basically, there's some pretty common

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>sense things you want to avoid an a zombie attack,

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>like don't lock yourself in a car that you don't

0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 1>have keys to. Um, we'll call these movie things. This

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 1>is what always happens movie things. Yeah, and the movie

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 1>they get in they don't have the key, and then

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:43.360
<v Speaker 1>you're thinking, why did you get in the car if

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>you didn't have a key? Right? You don't want to

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:49.680
<v Speaker 1>leave any any implements that a zombie could use as

0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 1>a weapon out for them to find and pick up. Yeah,

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>because they can use basic weapons only. Do not give

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>a weapon to an hysterical person. You have no idea

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 1>what they're going to do. At the very least, they're

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 1>not going to use it properly, and you'll end up

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 1>really regretting that. Um. There's other stuff, you know, like

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:12.480
<v Speaker 1>getting into an elevator and a building infestive with zombies. Um,

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go on a retreat to like

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 1>a seller or something without taking supplies with you. God

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>knows how long you're gonna be down there. I got one.

0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>How about you fight the sudden urge to make out

0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>with a zombie? Yeah, that's probably a good thing to do.

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Sure that happened in a Night of Living Dead, wasn't

0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>it really? Yeah? The girl was like jihnny oh yeah yeah,

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>and he was like yeah, so that happens sometimes. Um, chuck,

0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 1>let me talk about one of my favorite zombies re Animator.

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Did you see it? You know that was a Lovecraft

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 1>story based on clas classic film. Yeah. Um, and you

0:30:49.360 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>remember the guy decapitates uh, either as mentor or the

0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 1>dean of the school, I can't remember, Herbert Weston. He

0:30:56.160 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 1>decapitates him with a shovel and he's like, awesome, I've

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 1>got another specimen to work on. And he uses the

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>serum to reanimate both the head and the body, which

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>is highly unusual because in most zombie films, once the

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 1>heads attached from the body, that's it. But he was

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:16.520
<v Speaker 1>reanimating it after it was detached. So hence that's how

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you break the rules. Okay, you know there were sequels

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>to that too, I think there were. But do you

0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>know what's particularly unsettling about Reanimator that there's actual research

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>into that very stuff going on right now into human

0:31:30.080 --> 0:31:34.680
<v Speaker 1>reanimation Max Plank Institute. I was reading an article, um

0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>that was linked from a crack blog post. You love

0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 1>that website, I do. It's great, um, and it was

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 1>it was I think from two thousand and they're like,

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>we're getting close. Actually we found out that you know, um,

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>it's not cardiac arrest your brain doesn't die as a

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>result of cardiac arrest like we thought. Instead, we destroy

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>it when we try to reanimate it. So now we're

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>trying to be a little more anil And actually we've

0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:03.719
<v Speaker 1>gotten a brain to kind of function after it's been

0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>dead for an hour. We didn't get the whole organism reanimated,

0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>but we're working on it. And I just went and

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>that was what kind of makes sense? You know that,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 1>like the was it Futurama that had the different heads

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 1>in the jars and they could actually still talking everything. Yeah,

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean from the neck down, it's really not a

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>lot going on. Besides, you know, organ function and moving.

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>If you could find a way to wire the brain

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>up and keep it from decaying, you keep partying, man, Yeah,

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:36.720
<v Speaker 1>keep on trucking. Well, let's see. If you want to

0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>keep on trucking with zombies, you can go read the

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:43.080
<v Speaker 1>article written by or Steam colleague Tracy Wilson, who knows

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 1>a lot about zombies, probably more than you should know.

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a good one. You can type in zombies in

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:50.280
<v Speaker 1>the handy search bar at how stuff works dot com,

0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 1>which means it's it's time for listener mail. Yes, the

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 1>return of listener mail. Uh, Josh, I gonna all this

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>listener mail from the dude in the band, okay that

0:33:05.240 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>you know about? Hey there, Chuck and Josh and Jerry.

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm riding on behalf of my band. Were an indie

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 1>rock and roll band from Eagle Rock, Glendale, California, which

0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 1>is where I used to live. We've been lucky enough

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 1>on our tour for a good chunk of the year

0:33:19.560 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>to be on tour for a good chunk of the

0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 1>year opening for bigger acts. While on tour, we constantly

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>fight over who gets control. The CD player in the

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:30.360
<v Speaker 1>van gets nasty sometimes, and we frequently run in opposite

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 1>directions to our trusty iPods. It's pathetic, five guys in

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 1>a smelly van, each on our own little world, not talking,

0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>tired and cranky. I quickly learned to resent touring and

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 1>the forty five minutes on stage wasn't worth the hours

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 1>of driving and sleeping in dumpy motels and on couches.

0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>So they were not having a good run of it. Sadly,

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I like this Uh. I like this exposition right Uh. Well,

0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>as we were headed back on the road, our old

0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 1>bassis sent us off with a spindle of stuff you

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>should know podcasts were into a CD. They were reluctant

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>at first to throw it into the CD player, but

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 1>find ourselves intrigued by how cannibalism works, that our body farms.

0:34:10.680 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 1>That'd saould be a good name in for indie rockers.

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 1>It was one of the first episodes we listened to.

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 1>We were hooked. After that, the iPods went away, the

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:21.760
<v Speaker 1>band started talking more in the van. Uh. The podcast

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 1>ignited debates. We joked about our favorite lucid dreams, cringed

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 1>at the image of a dog eating its owner's face,

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 1>drooled at the thought of a banana cream twinkie. I

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 1>also panic because my girlfriend recently dyed her hair red.

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 1>So he just wanted to say thanks for bringing the

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 1>spark back in their touring. They listened to twenty hours

0:34:39.600 --> 0:34:43.479
<v Speaker 1>of the show driving through Kansas in Montana and uh,

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>we've been all around the country with them, And they

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 1>burned another c D for the next upcoming tour. Did

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:52.879
<v Speaker 1>you just have a stroke a second again? So they're

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 1>playing here in Atlanta actually soon. The Henry Clay people, right,

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:58.279
<v Speaker 1>the Henry Clay People's name of the band, and they

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 1>are actually awesome. Yeah, and you have their in their music, right. Yeah,

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 1>they're great. I like it a lot, and we get

0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 1>people a bit sending their band stuff sometimes and it's

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>not very good. Are we gonna go? I'm gonna go.

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 1>I wrote him back and he still has not responded,

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 1>so maybe he's on tour and can't get to put

0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:17.799
<v Speaker 1>me down for a plus one, Jerry, you're going, all right? Yeah,

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be there at the Variety of Playhouse in

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Atlanta October seven, rocking out to the Henry Flay people.

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Nice opening up for Airborne Toxic event. Yeah, which is

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 1>a big tour for Henry lay people. That's good for them. Yes,

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.040
<v Speaker 1>it's good rock and roll, raucous rock and roll. You

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 1>know it's funny? Is That's exactly what Chuck said in

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 1>the email to me and Jerry when he's like, I

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>like these guys, raucous rock and roll. It's good. It's

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:41.160
<v Speaker 1>like good drinking music, like Early Stones or something. Right on,

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 1>let's go October seven? All right, Well, if you want

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 1>to see if you can entice Chuck, Jerry and I

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>to come out to see whatever, or if we left

0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:54.160
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0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:57.520
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