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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. It's Brooke and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and today the world's biggest nerd, Donald is

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Speaker 1: back and he wants to call a comic book store

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Speaker 1: to complain about one of his favorite superheroes or should

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Speaker 1: I say former favorite, because Donald just uncovered some scanless

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Speaker 1: information and now he just can't keep his mouth shut

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Speaker 1: any longer. Hear what I'm talking about in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now? As on the twenties, I'm moving five. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is caused comics. Tell me I help you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: good day? Find thor What is your name? My name's Reggie. Mhm,

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Speaker 1: Well hello Reggie. My name is Donald, and I want

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Speaker 1: to bring something very important to your attention. I hope

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Speaker 1: you're sitting down for this because the information I'm about

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Speaker 1: to give you with going through rock your comic book world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can I help you with something? Are you looking for

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Speaker 1: like a specific comic or an issue? No, I'm not,

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Speaker 1: but I must tell you that the Batman that you

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Speaker 1: and I know is a complete and utter fraud. Like

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Speaker 1: this specific issue of Batman. This is big news and

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Speaker 1: I'm blown away by this. I feel like I've lost

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Speaker 1: a family member. Okay, So you don't want a specific comic, right, No,

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Speaker 1: you just want to talk about Batman. I need to

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Speaker 1: let you know something. Okay. So over the last two months,

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Speaker 1: I did some scientific research with my best friend Arthur,

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Speaker 1: and we studied our favorite cape crusader, Batman. That's someone

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Speaker 1: that I called a fraud earlier. Okay, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: really hold on one second third. So you know when

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Speaker 1: Batman jumps off a tall building and use this his

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Speaker 1: cape to gently glide downward. I mean I've seen it

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Speaker 1: in the movies. Yes, you make sure you have. Well,

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Speaker 1: according to my calculations, I've determined that with a cape

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Speaker 1: that's approximately fifteen feet spread out, Batman would only be

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Speaker 1: able to glide for a few seconds before he slammed

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Speaker 1: in the ground about fifty month per hour. M really

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Speaker 1: took a lot of time getting all these facts. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I did, Arthur, and I researched this off my parents

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Speaker 1: roof with test dummies, and we found that the impact

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Speaker 1: of the fall would kill him. You had a lot

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Speaker 1: of time on your hand. Fraud. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you know this, but Batman he's uh, you know, kind

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Speaker 1: of stronger. That's where you're wrong, because I calculated his

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Speaker 1: strength into this as well. And Batman would need a

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Speaker 1: cape about double the five one that resembles a hand

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Speaker 1: glider to survive jumping off of a normal ten story building.

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Speaker 1: So Batman is a fraud. Okay, well you know with

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Speaker 1: that lodge. Why are you taking this news so calmly?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't that blow your mind? Sir man, I just work

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Speaker 1: here and look Batman, and he's a superhero, and you

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Speaker 1: know superheroes aren't real, so obviously you don't realize the

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Speaker 1: gravity of the situation. So I think the only righteous

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Speaker 1: and noble thing to do with hold a Batman burning

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Speaker 1: of all the comic books that you're thorn. Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we won't be doing that. Yes you will be. You

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Speaker 1: will be doing that. No, we're not going to burn

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Speaker 1: the Batman comics. Okay, I mean you're insane, all right,

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Speaker 1: this is a business. We're going to do that. Then

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Speaker 1: I will come to your place of business and burn

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Speaker 1: them for you. Those Batman comics will be burned because

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Speaker 1: he's a fraud. Listen, buddy, all right, now you're just

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Speaker 1: starting need to burn down the comics stores if your

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Speaker 1: stupid math project, I mean no, that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: It's not a stupid math project. Those calculations are correct

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Speaker 1: according to Arthur and I and my family's roof, Sir,

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Speaker 1: I will burn that store down. Okay, Now you want

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Speaker 1: to come here and burn the store down? Okay, first

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Speaker 1: there was comics, now it's the store. All right. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who I'm gonna call first, the police or

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Speaker 1: your mom. Okay, you've gotta stock Please don't call my mom. Third,

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Speaker 1: she'd love be very pleased with my aggressive tone. So

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Speaker 1: if you can not call my mom, that'd be awesome stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so your mom you wouldn't be happy with

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Speaker 1: you because she still watches your Batman on these Is

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Speaker 1: that right? Okay? Um? So I have actually a big

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Speaker 1: problem with that because um they're actually Iron Man. What

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Speaker 1: for information? I only wear Marvel Underworks because Justice League

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Speaker 1: is like Super played out? Are you still wearing Justice

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Speaker 1: League under Work? Do yourself a favor, Hang up the

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Speaker 1: phone and go play World. Of war craft. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: two things. You sound mad and also that sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: So before I go, I'm gonna tell you as a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Okay, so I'll just tell you that

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Speaker 1: stupid new Wait wait, excuse me, I s I said

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call, because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your brother Sam set you up.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, it's a joke. Your brother

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Speaker 1: told me you work at a comic book shop and

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Speaker 1: you always get nerds calling with the most ridiculous questions.

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Speaker 1: So it's true. We get a lot of weirdos asking

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Speaker 1: weird quick. Well, I didn't even tell you what I

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Speaker 1: found about Superman. Are you ready for this? Okay? His

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Speaker 1: heat vision? I can barely even heatable microwave brito. That's

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Speaker 1: a fact. Wake up every morning with super Funk taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy On removing ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five