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Speaker 1: doing Nothing, our friend Jake Ricky. There, twenty something's they're

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Speaker 1: doing nothing and trying to figure it out at a

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Speaker 1: rough weekend. Oh god, I'm still recovering too much. I

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Speaker 1: that's doing nothing. Hey, hi, Ricky, I'm Jake, and we

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Speaker 1: just got back from Miami. Well like a few days ago,

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Speaker 1: a day ago. What's today? Tuesday? Today's Tuesday when we're recording.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, is it the fact that you have

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Speaker 1: Well you actually worked a lot on the vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then this coming weekend, I'm going to some resort

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Speaker 1: that's not true that you're not going to enjoy it,

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Speaker 1: which is very cool. Tell me about it, because we

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Speaker 1: Everything you get is expensive as fun. If you go

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Speaker 1: So the drinks were eighteen dollars each. Okay, that's crazy, crazy, right,

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Speaker 1: How do I get there? A train from where? From

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Speaker 1: then how far is that from you? Twenty minutes? What yeah? Interesting?

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Speaker 1: So it's really like, if you wanted to come for

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Speaker 1: That's insane? Who the fund can afford that? Plenty of

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Speaker 1: This is hilarious. I hope nobody listens to us to

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Speaker 1: My bad, my bad, so sorry. Um, yes, weddings. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: back to the wedding you got married in Miami. Oh

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Speaker 1: hell no, that ain't happen. But I wanted to crash

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Speaker 1: the wedding. This is not breaking news. I don't care

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Speaker 1: Enough people love this ship. Also, her dress was estimated

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Speaker 1: to cost two d and fifty thousand dollars I mean cash.

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Speaker 1: Of course they can. They have unlimited funds. They're the

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Speaker 1: I mean, it would be stupid. That doesn't mean because

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Speaker 1: broke up, would you rather me look back on you like,

424
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 1: damn she was the one that got away, or damn

425
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: she was the best in bed. I can't have both. No,

426
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,959
Speaker 1: you have to pick one or the other. But I

427
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: want to have one of the other one of the other.

428
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: I want to have both. I want to have my

429
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 1: cake and eat it too. I would have more of

430
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: a thrill out of being the one that got away

431
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: because I'm fucked up in the head. I would rather

432
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: be sad every day I'm gone. Then oh wow, she

433
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: was really going to bed. Wish that was happening because

434
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: we can still have sex I've been there, done that,

435
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: so that's really not a concern of mine. No, I've

436
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: never done that. If you think about it, if you're

437
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,479
Speaker 1: the one that got away and then you have sex

438
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: with them, it makes it even worse on them in

439
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: the end because I we're like, oh, because I'm assuming

440
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: that that it would be good sex, and then on

441
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: top of it, you're the one that got away, so

442
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: it's like a double whammy. But you can't have both. No,

443
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: I know that, but I'm saying that if you were,

444
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: if you were to have sex at them after already

445
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: being the one that got away, so it could this

446
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: is changing everything. It could be very good for your

447
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: ego to go to this wedding. Man. Yeah, because let's

448
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: say you, well, I hope you're not having sex at

449
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: the person it's getting here. No, no, no, not because

450
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: you're having sex. What I'm saying because their parents liked you,

451
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: or their family liked you better than they like the current.

452
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: So then it would just be like, hey, what's up,

453
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm here, motherfucker's Yeah. I love making people uncomfortable sometimes

454
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: I certain people I would just be too uncomfortable to

455
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 1: show up to the wedding. Oh I'd thrive in that setting,

456
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, we fucking dated. Yeah I'm here,

457
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah I was the best. Like, does anybody reject You're

458
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: gonna stand up? Excuse me now, I'd be like, I

459
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: don't reject it. I just I just want to make

460
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: it known that I was the best and that I

461
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: was the one that got away. I'm back, but not

462
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: to actually date you again. You can't be with me.

463
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to date you. Just here to show

464
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: off I'm doing great in life. Yeah, flaunt my ship. Yeah,

465
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend. Now he's super hot. Yeah, look

466
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 1: at his muscles, muscles, and then you just start vigorously

467
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 1: making out and you walk out. That's literally all I

468
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,479
Speaker 1: would want. We should write a movie, a movie about this.

469
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: It's called the Ex's Wedding. There's gotta that is such

470
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: a stupid title. Have you ever seen a movie like

471
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: this where they go to their ex's wedding? I gotta

472
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: be one, but I don't think I've ever seen it.

473
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: But there has to be one, because if no one's

474
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: thought of this, then they're dune. Yeah. Do you think

475
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 1: Lift looked at Uber and they were like fuck, they

476
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: already came up with that we can't do it, of course,

477
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: not drinking my Starbucks. You're actually not even drinking it

478
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: because it's just ice. Thank you for actually getting me

479
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: my Starbucks this time. I got you Starbucks last time

480
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 1: and you didn't drink it. Your extra extra extra, extra large,

481
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: extra large extra I set. Oh yeah, extra large extra

482
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: you right, you right, you right, You're the worst. So

483
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: um to conclude, we don't really know what we would do.

484
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: I would not. We do know that we're complete assholes,

485
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: so that's fine. Out of this entire conversation, we know

486
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: that we're assholes. Well, at the end of it, everything

487
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: that we were saying benefited Yeah, it doesn't make us

488
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: assholes though, because what they're doing is benefiting them. You know.

489
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, ruin it to benefit us, Well, we

490
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: want necessarily ruin it. We just rubbed in their face

491
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: how great we are. Okay, I kind of like that.

492
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: Anything wrong with that thought process, nothing wrong with loving

493
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: yourself a little bit. I'll go with that because it

494
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: makes me feel better. So again, thinking about myself and

495
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: that makes me happy. So I'm not friends with her,

496
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to her wedding, no desire to.

497
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: I got one that's it. On the shower thoughts. We

498
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: didn't get to my favorite We were gonna do it.

499
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: I mean you were like no, and I was like, yes,

500
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 1: we didn't have We Okay, we could have done it,

501
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: but it would have been a lot. We had a

502
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,959
Speaker 1: lot going on. Don't come at me, bro, we did

503
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: have a lot going on. I mean, I still blame

504
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: you for not hanging out with me though but what

505
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: I don't blame me for not doing shower thoughts. I

506
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. You could have come to the club

507
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: that night. That was where there was free drinks. That was.

508
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: That was not my fault. I'm not gonna I'm gonna

509
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: blame your because she's not here. That's fine. We can

510
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: blame you. That's great. She's gonna listen to this and

511
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: we're both gonna get a Texas and you'd be like,

512
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, she's probably can hear us right

513
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: now because she's just like just ringing, like ears ringing,

514
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Like my senses are tingling, tentthing must be talking about me. Okay, Ready,

515
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: shower thoughts, Ah, don't you just love a nice hot shower.

516
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: You might have been taking cold showers lately because it's

517
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: been so cold out, I mean so hot out. I

518
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: have a friend who says that cold showers are better

519
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: for you. I have no friends. Is that your shower thoughts?

520
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking? What were you think thinking?

521
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: You know, shirts are weird? Why so? Because you put

522
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: your body in one hole and you come out of

523
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: three sounds so creepy. Like to hear it in just say,

524
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: it's kind of creepy. That's why it's Shower thoughts are

525
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: so weird. They're just yeah, you're right, Well, what are

526
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: you thinking? Worky? Since I haven't had sleep in a

527
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: long time, I've been thinking, Yes, the shower I've done, Yeah,

528
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: just the sleeping hasn't been happenings. Have you ever thought

529
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: about the fact that you need to pretend like you're

530
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: already asleep in order to actually fall asleep. Yes, it's

531
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: so weird, Like why do we do that? Why are

532
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: we talking so quietly? I guess we can't let anybody

533
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: know that we're here. Bring a stranger shower, it's a

534
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: random person shower dying. It is weird, though, you have

535
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: to pretend like you're sleeping to fall asleep. I said,

536
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: do you know what pisses me off? Though I also

537
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: can't really whisper. Do you know? It pisses me off?

538
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: What makes you bad? What makes you made out of

539
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: the shower? Though? I think we can get Are you sure? Okay,

540
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: it's time? Okay, now it's just us again. We really

541
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: need to figure out how to fade that out. Uh.

542
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: It pisses me off when you're sitting there pretending to

543
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: sleep but you can't fall asleep, because then you get

544
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: mad at yourself. It makes it worse when you think

545
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,239
Speaker 1: about going to sleep and can't fall asleep, because then

546
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 1: you're just pissed. So there's also times where I'm like,

547
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 1: I should probably take some melotonin so I can fall asleep,

548
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: and then you're like, and then an hour later you're like,

549
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: damn it, I would have been asleep avon of just

550
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: taking the melotonin. And then you can't take the melotonin

551
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: because then you will be groggy the next day. That

552
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: doesn't happen for me, but you know, for me it does. Well,

553
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for me, it does. I'm just so perfect.

554
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to all my ex's weddings. I kind of

555
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: want to throat kick you right now. Throat kick. That's

556
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: worse than throat punch because your legs are so much stronger. Yeah,

557
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if they actually are speaking of stronger,

558
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: do you know did you see Instagram's new feature? No,

559
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: you can now hide people like you can. I didn't

560
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: go see where are you? Marco Polo? You know how

561
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: you can hide people on Facebook and Twitter? It's like

562
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: a mute thing. Yes, you like exactly, you can mute people.

563
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: So now you can mute people on Instagram. That's fucking genius.

564
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: You try to commit to like blocking them or on

565
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: following them because you know, like people have those stupid

566
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: apps that they can see you one follow them. Yeah,

567
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you have that app, Like, what are

568
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: you doing with your life that you really cared that much?

569
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: Who unfollows you because they just want to make sure

570
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: that you don't want to follow them? Jake food, right,

571
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: So I'm always afraid that somebody has that app. Yeah,

572
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: they're specific people who I would really look like a

573
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: dick if I would follow them. But I want to

574
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: so badly because I just don't give a ship about

575
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: what you're posting. I'm sorry, I just don't care. Every

576
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: every time you post something, I just want to throw

577
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: my phone. I'm starting to feel like you're you're targeting me. No,

578
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm not targeting you, because as you say it, you're

579
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: like not looking straight in the eye, just looking off

580
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: into the distance. Like there's some people that I just

581
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: really don't want to talk to you, and you just

582
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: refuse to look my way. Maybe she won't know that

583
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking about her smiling on that's a genius feature. Yeah,

584
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's not really genius. They're really late on it. Well, yeah,

585
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: but I'm just happy that it's a thing. I'm just

586
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 1: so excited. It's not going to be available for They

587
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: said it could take a few weeks for it to

588
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: be available for everyone, and it's not available for me yet.

589
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: Because I tried today, I was gonna say, I'm gonna

590
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: go home and just start. I'm following will not I'm

591
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: following people, hiding people. I'm gonna go home and hide

592
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: people in my house. When you put money in a

593
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: pocket and then you find it like a year later,

594
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start and then in a year later you'll

595
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: be excited to see them because you're like, oh, I

596
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: forgot about you. You're in the closet. I love features

597
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: like this. Well, it's smart I'm you people on Twitter

598
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: all the time, do you and do you know it's

599
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: so annoying when it's kind of funny because you can't

600
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: mute me. Oh, I wouldn't want to you if you

601
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: follow somebody who likes something like let's say I follow

602
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: you and you're always liking you write his tweets and

603
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to see. That's not true. But let's

604
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: say hypothetically that's tweets you're always going to come up

605
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: because come up on my feet even if you mute, well, no,

606
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: so then you can mute that person. So who is it? Big?

607
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: Some big company? I forget what maybe like wah wah.

608
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: They they're always liking this random girl stuff. Must be

609
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: friends with the person who has the account, so she's

610
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: always coming in my news feet this random ship and

611
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to see this. So you

612
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: can mute that person without but still see wahwah stuff.

613
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh we're saying makes sense. It took me a minute.

614
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: It's okay, you're shot. I'm gonna barro fall over the place.

615
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: I need a nap. No, not yet, no, I guess like,

616
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: can we go home right now? Like from this episode

617
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: from this episode. We can we leave this episode? Yeah,

618
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: we can go home. Is that weird that we're gonna

619
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: like just jump out of your phone right now, right

620
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: right right. You have space for us. You can get

621
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: that and so much more. Elvis Duran presents on I

622
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Thank you for listening, Thank you for listening.

623
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Speaker 1: You