WEBVTT - Selects: Earwax: Live With It

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, folks. Ear Wax colon Live with It is your

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Select this week. This is from March Boy. This

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<v Speaker 1>was a good one. There's a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of things people don't understand about ear wax and what

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<v Speaker 1>you should do with it and what you shouldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>with it. So this was very instructive for both of

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<v Speaker 1>us and should be for you as well. So enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>and don't ear candle for God's sake. Welcome to Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>You Should Know, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, There's Charles

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<v Speaker 1>w Chuck Bryant, there's Jerry Uh. Yeah, that's stuff you

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<v Speaker 1>should know. He just shrugged, like, what are we gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we are, episode number seven something. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. I don't either. In the seven hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>of folks. If you think there's only three hundred because

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<v Speaker 1>you're on iTunes, you're in for to be doubly surprised. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody um tweeted recently, I've just found the How Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works app and there's way more stuff you should knows

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<v Speaker 1>than there is on iTunes. I hate you guys. Now. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I was cool with three one. But that's it. I

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<v Speaker 1>had someone aska the other day if we feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we're running out of things topics, clearly we are, because

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<v Speaker 1>we're recording on your way exactly what you tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>Look for boogers in the near future. Um no, I

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<v Speaker 1>said no that Sometimes it feels a little like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, what are gonna do? But there's gazillions of

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<v Speaker 1>topics in the world at least, and gazillions of scientific

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. What is that? How many zeros? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>a real number? I don't know. I don't think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say it's a real number if you're eight years old,

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<v Speaker 1>but watch it probably is a real number. Yeah, I think, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>a jillian is a real number. A bazillion jillian definitely is.

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess gazillion is by now I might actually

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<v Speaker 1>look that up. I mean, there's just like a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of mathematicians who are in charge of naming that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff, you know, So chuckers. While you're looking that up,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have ear wax? Um? Do you have a a

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<v Speaker 1>problem you're wax? None? No, I don't either. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say so. Um. It is a little distressing though,

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<v Speaker 1>even though we will find out it is awesome and

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how it's supposed to work when it just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of falls out of your ear onto your shoulder. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's ideal. Actually, yeah, because ear wax and your

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<v Speaker 1>physiology in general doesn't care about what social group you're

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<v Speaker 1>a part of. Nope, it's just like, here's some ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax on your shoulder. Deal with it. Although and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't look up why this is true. Apparently in northeast

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<v Speaker 1>are in Asian countries like Korea and China, um they

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<v Speaker 1>there ear wax is a little different. They're more likely

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<v Speaker 1>to have the dry ear wax um, which can be

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<v Speaker 1>hard and red to black in color, which sounds gross

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<v Speaker 1>and flaky or pale yellow, whereas over here we have

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<v Speaker 1>that um nasty, guey orange e mess. Wet ear wax

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<v Speaker 1>is what it's called. Yes, And the reason why actually

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<v Speaker 1>is because of the ABC leveng gene. Oh is that why? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they isolated the gene that causes the type of ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax that you get. And it turns out that they

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<v Speaker 1>say the w UM mutation is um or the D

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<v Speaker 1>mutation dry ear wax is recessive. So the only way

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<v Speaker 1>to get dry ear waxes of both of your parents

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<v Speaker 1>have dry ear wax. Both carry the D gene or

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<v Speaker 1>D mutation or the ABC leven gene. Well, I have both.

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<v Speaker 1>Most people have our w D. Say yeah, so you

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<v Speaker 1>have to get too D alleles to dry ear wax

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<v Speaker 1>alleles to have dry ear wax yourself. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>a W and a D or two ws, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have wet and for some read I have both, can't

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<v Speaker 1>you like one year is dry and the other's wet. No, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you know, if I get the old cotton swab out,

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<v Speaker 1>which now you're introducing something way beyond genetics. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>even apo genetics. That's human intervention. The point is, if

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<v Speaker 1>I get the cotton swab out, that's when I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>out the orange e wax wet stuff. But um, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>also have the dry, flicky stuff that falls out sometimes probably,

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess. And I'm no seremon expert, I'm no seaminas.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what's the what's the word? Uh? Actually looked it

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<v Speaker 1>up for someone who studies this. It has to have

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<v Speaker 1>to do with ceremon m. I can't find it now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so Seamonius doesn't ringing a bell, No, it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find what it is. Sorry, okay, well the

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<v Speaker 1>person who still I'm not a person who studies ear wax,

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<v Speaker 1>but what I would guess is that when you're when

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<v Speaker 1>you're digging in there, you're getting to the fresher ear wax,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. And then as it works itself

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<v Speaker 1>further and further out your ear, which is the natural process,

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<v Speaker 1>it's exposed to drier air, that ambient air, and it

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<v Speaker 1>drives out and flakes off, which is what it's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do. So I don't think you have both. I

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<v Speaker 1>think if you have both, the stuff inside your ear

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<v Speaker 1>would be drying, would be dry as well. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well that makes sense. Um, So what ear

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<v Speaker 1>waxes or uh ceramon c E r U M E

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<v Speaker 1>N is the scientific name, but I'm sure they call

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<v Speaker 1>it wax. It's the third chubby angel. Now that's ceremum.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, um. It is made up of secretions of

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of little specialized glands uh in the skin

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<v Speaker 1>on the outer third of the ear canal. Yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>you have your sebaceous glands and they're gonna secrete and

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<v Speaker 1>these names all sounds so growth really, but they're perfect

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<v Speaker 1>for describing what they are. Yeah. Yeah, um. They secrete

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<v Speaker 1>sebum A S E V him uh, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>have um, an apocrine sweat gland that's modified that produces uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of hem. Yeah, it combine, it combines with

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<v Speaker 1>the sebum, and that's where you get your ceremony. And

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<v Speaker 1>so seebam in and of itself is fairly normal. If

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<v Speaker 1>you like, take your fingertip and rub it alongside where

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<v Speaker 1>your nose folds into your face. Yeah, I get a

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<v Speaker 1>little dry in there. That's well if if your stuff

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<v Speaker 1>is at all oily, the oil is seebam. So apparently

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<v Speaker 1>it mixes in in your ear with the m the

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of apocrine gland, like you said, to form ceramon,

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<v Speaker 1>which is its own thing. It's not just see them, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But all of it is basically fatty, oily lipid e

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<v Speaker 1>UM compound that's secreted by these glands in the skin cells,

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<v Speaker 1>specialized glands. Yeah, about six caratin, which is a protein.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like you said, the fatty acids, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>dead skin cells, you've got um, hair follicles, dead bugs,

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<v Speaker 1>little bugs. Yeah, lots of stuff that comes out in

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<v Speaker 1>this and like you like you said dust it probably

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<v Speaker 1>dust mites then too, And like you said, um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>produced in the inner third of the outer ear outer

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<v Speaker 1>one third of the ear canal, okay um. And when

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<v Speaker 1>it's produced in there, it's migrates outward thanks to um,

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<v Speaker 1>the motion of the ocean, right and you talking and chewing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is that what it is? Yeah, I couldn't figure out,

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<v Speaker 1>like how does your ear wax move? But it's just

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<v Speaker 1>from jaw movement. Normal jaw movement moves the old or

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<v Speaker 1>the newer stuff outward and as it's coming out, all

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<v Speaker 1>the gunk and stuff that's protected did your ear from

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<v Speaker 1>are moved out with it. So this stuff that flakes

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<v Speaker 1>off and falls on your shoulder, uh, that everybody points

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<v Speaker 1>and laughs at at the at the party, Um, that

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<v Speaker 1>is filled with all the stuff that your ear wax

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<v Speaker 1>caught along the way. It's a it's a beautiful, elegant process.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably it was beautiful, um, aspect of the entire human experience. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're making a joke, but I really do

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<v Speaker 1>think that, Like it's the little things like that about

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm amazed about the function of the brain and

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<v Speaker 1>of course the organs and all that. But just something

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<v Speaker 1>as simple as that, mechanical talking and chewing will work

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<v Speaker 1>ear wax out of your ear. It's just so basic

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<v Speaker 1>in I think it's awesome and I think it's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I know. To me, I agree with you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so some people produce a lot of this. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say gross stuff. But have you seen Paddington

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<v Speaker 1>the movie? Yeah? No, I heard it was really good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good, super super cute, really well done. Why

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<v Speaker 1>did you see that? Just because it's a cute movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah? Um, sold in theaters and everything. Um, please

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<v Speaker 1>tell me you took you me? Yeah, And as a

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, it was just me and you, me

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<v Speaker 1>in the whole theater. But if it's just you and

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<v Speaker 1>no kids, you, then it's like somebody you might want

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<v Speaker 1>to call that security, and they did. I'm just a

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<v Speaker 1>Paddington fan, um, but I am now. So anyway, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a part where there's a part featuring ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax in Paddington and it's it does not celebrate the

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<v Speaker 1>beauty of ear wax. It's the exact opposite. And actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you me was like, god, it was really gross, but

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<v Speaker 1>just awesome. So anyway, Gussie, Gussie Paddington. Is that a spoiler? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Maybe for like a five year

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<v Speaker 1>old you know. Um. So, like I said, some people

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<v Speaker 1>produce a lot of the stuff. Um, some people don't

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<v Speaker 1>produce as much, and they don't really know why, but

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<v Speaker 1>they do know that sometimes stress an anxiety, um can

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<v Speaker 1>increase production of ear wax, which makes interesting hormones Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>hormones affected your glands go off. It also said that

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<v Speaker 1>some drugs can increase your ear wax production. And I

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<v Speaker 1>looked all over and did you find the drugs? But

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<v Speaker 1>if stress and anxiety does hiahuasca, I imagine, yeah, cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>would probably make you produce more ear wax or something

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, when you put that stuff in your ear, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or something that makes you like cheer your jaw a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, that could probably get more ear wax out. Yeah. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought about that. I couldn't find any anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Um is gross as you might think. Ear waxes, though,

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<v Speaker 1>it actually is a great thing for your body. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's a very good reason, uh why you have it,

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<v Speaker 1>because there are four main functions that your ear wax

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<v Speaker 1>is going to serve. My friend, Uh, one of them

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<v Speaker 1>is it creates an acidic environment. That's great. That kills

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<v Speaker 1>helps kill bacteria and fung gi. Oh even better. Number two,

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<v Speaker 1>um it is, well that's that's a big deal too,

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<v Speaker 1>because your ear, your inner ear, like that is really

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<v Speaker 1>a place where fungus in bacteria would thrive because it's

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<v Speaker 1>moist and dark. And you know what we always say

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<v Speaker 1>about moist dark places, fun Guy thrives. That's right. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is, it doesn't seem like that be

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<v Speaker 1>a big problem to have fun Guy in your ear,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would because it would affect things like your balance, nausea,

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<v Speaker 1>ear aches. Um, it just wouldn't be good. So the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that earwax produces in a city environment alone makes

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<v Speaker 1>your wax a beautiful thing and to be celebrated. So

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<v Speaker 1>if we did, we could just stop there. We could,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can go on. Like you said, there's four

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<v Speaker 1>and that was just one quarter of these these benefits

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<v Speaker 1>that your x pistos. Uh. Secondly, it is a lube. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>It lubricates your ear canal basically to keep it from

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<v Speaker 1>drying out. And um, you know you don't want the

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<v Speaker 1>inner ear become all like itchy and dry and craggedy,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to hear something weird that I've a

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<v Speaker 1>new personal hygiene thing I have to do as of yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>starting yesterday, something I'll probably have to do my whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot hair. I have to moisturize my ears. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you're gonna say hair inside the ear. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have been doing that for a while. It's getting

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little fro inside ear fro. Yeah, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>like taking moisturizer and like rubbing on my ears because

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<v Speaker 1>I got a haircat yesterday and like my ears were

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<v Speaker 1>exposed and all of a sudden, I'm like, wait, why

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<v Speaker 1>is like there a streak of white on my ear

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<v Speaker 1>and they're bright red? And I realized, like my ears

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<v Speaker 1>are chapped and that is brand new or else I

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<v Speaker 1>just noticed it. So I'm an ear moisturizer. Now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you had that seventies uh ear muff hairstyle cut off

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<v Speaker 1>of your ears so your ears were exposed. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty seventies, wasn't well. I was growing my hair

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<v Speaker 1>out to to create like a blank slate of you

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<v Speaker 1>know that could be worked with. It was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>longish for you. I was really long, and it it

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<v Speaker 1>was that seventies, like your muff thing wasn't quite it

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<v Speaker 1>was getting there. It looks good, very nice. Thanks. Did

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<v Speaker 1>that make you uncomfortable? No, I was fishing for that

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<v Speaker 1>the whole reason I brought that story. You looked either

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<v Speaker 1>sheepish or really uncomfortable with a little bit both. Alright, gotcha? Alright?

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<v Speaker 1>Number three on top four things that earwax does. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>is your ceremon and your hair just like let him exactly, Um,

0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:33.680
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna discouraged. Uh. Everyone's worst nightmare, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>spider crawling in there, which I covered. Uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that happened to Emily. I think I talked about that

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<v Speaker 1>on one of the shows. That was genuinely one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most awesome things that I've ever experienced, because it

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<v Speaker 1>did not happen to me. Wasn't there a picture? Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you post a picture of it or something like that? Um? No,

0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:56.240
<v Speaker 1>but there I think I I posted a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a happening to one woman in China. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>was rightening, and it was a picture of a spider

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<v Speaker 1>looking out of the woman's ear. Canal right, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but Emily's If people haven't heard this story, it was

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>or something. She was like, I got this weird fluttering

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<v Speaker 1>in my ear and I don't know what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>in there. And I was like, well, you know. It

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<v Speaker 1>took her in the bathroom and shined a light and

0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, holy crap, and the spider I think work,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't it with the flashlight? Remember, like, if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at your I don't know, did the very saying yes, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so there you go. Well, all I remember thinking is Emily,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have to break this to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have the spider in your ear. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like chloroformer first? I should have. Yeah. She was not

0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.240
<v Speaker 1>excited about that. She was not pumped. But so, well,

0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:45.920
<v Speaker 1>what was the process for getting it out? Well, I've

0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.800
<v Speaker 1>looked on the internet super quickly, um to see how

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<v Speaker 1>and they said to flush it out and um just

0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.960
<v Speaker 1>like a little warm. Oh my gosh, you did use tweezers. Yeah,

0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:58.760
<v Speaker 1>And I put the water in there and it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of um loosened it up. And went in there and

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<v Speaker 1>got the tweet sers and I was like, look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>How big was it? Oh? I mean it wasn't huge,

0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:10.200
<v Speaker 1>but it was it was enough spider for her taste. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>more than enough, right, dude, it was. I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>that some people like sleep with vaseline in their ears

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<v Speaker 1>to keep bugs from crawling in. Yeah, like that is

0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.560
<v Speaker 1>a thing. Yeah, I mean people don't want bugs in

0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.280
<v Speaker 1>their ears. No, but that's taken. I mean, that's just parent.

0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.200
<v Speaker 1>It's severe paranois. I think if you're sleeping with your

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<v Speaker 1>muff or vaselly in your ears, you know your muffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Idn't thought about that, so you all right? And number

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<v Speaker 1>four finally is um, your ear wax is gonna trap

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<v Speaker 1>some dead skin and hair cells and basically all of

0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:45.480
<v Speaker 1>that junk to carry it back out to keep it clean.

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<v Speaker 1>So it sounds sort of counterintuitive to trap that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's trapping it so it can carry it out.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you didn't have the ear wax, it would

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<v Speaker 1>just go in there, right, And if you chew things

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<v Speaker 1>like celery and you talk, then that your wax is

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<v Speaker 1>going to work its way out in a slow process

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<v Speaker 1>where all this stuff is cleaned out and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>ever have to do anything with it under ideal circumstances.

0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Not always are circumstances ideal. And we'll talk about how

0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:32.280
<v Speaker 1>things can go wrong after this, Okay, chuck. So ideally

0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to ever think about ear wax or

0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.480
<v Speaker 1>anything like they except to brush it off your shoulder. Right.

0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.960
<v Speaker 1>But um, for some people, ear wax can build up

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<v Speaker 1>and become impacted a lot of times it's because people

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<v Speaker 1>mess with it, like with cotton swabs on a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you may have seen the advertisement the Big Game.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just called cotton swabs, right yeah, okay, Um, so

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<v Speaker 1>when uh if you use that, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>use those to clear out their ear wax, right Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to know it's doing the exact opposite,

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<v Speaker 1>because your ear wax is um created and moves from

0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the outside third of your inner ear um. When you

0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:18.120
<v Speaker 1>rub a cotton swab on it, you're actually pushing it

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<v Speaker 1>in further than it's supposed to be, and it it

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<v Speaker 1>can't get out is easily there. So what you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do eventually is have ear wax build up. Yeah,

0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.800
<v Speaker 1>And it's it's so hard to get people to not

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<v Speaker 1>do that because it's so um rewarding. When you get

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<v Speaker 1>out of the shower and you use that swab and

0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you get that orange kunk and you're like, oh man,

0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad that's out of my body. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a purpose. Leave it there. You're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>leave it there. Plus there's I mean, using cotton swabs

0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.960
<v Speaker 1>can lead to other kinds of dangers, like you can

0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.800
<v Speaker 1>push too hard and prefer your ear drums. You're I

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<v Speaker 1>think it really is true. You're not supposed to put

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<v Speaker 1>anything larger than the end of a football in your

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<v Speaker 1>ear um. You can all so clean it too much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it can result in something called swimmer's ear. We're basically

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<v Speaker 1>for people who spend a lot of time in the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Their ears are constantly irrigated and the canal becomes basically

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<v Speaker 1>free of um of ear wax, and as a result,

0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.480
<v Speaker 1>bad things can happen. Yeah, And they say, if you

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<v Speaker 1>do have swimmers ear, um, put a few drops of

0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:32.000
<v Speaker 1>an acidic slightly acidic, not acid like hydrochloric. Let's put

0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:35.720
<v Speaker 1>a gallondrome, a hydrocord. What is a slightly acidic fluid?

0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I wonder, Uh, mayby lemon juice. That's what I would guess,

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably what I would do. I hope we're not

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<v Speaker 1>advising something that's really nat As a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should go look up what you should put

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<v Speaker 1>in there or go to your doctor. Yes, but they

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<v Speaker 1>advise some slightly acidic fluid in the ear after you swim,

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<v Speaker 1>and that established re establishes what should be a normal

0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:59.040
<v Speaker 1>acidic environment. Yeah, because you when you strip out that

0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:01.600
<v Speaker 1>ear wax, you lose those big four benefits and all

0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:04.160
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, your ear is dry and cracky, and

0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.720
<v Speaker 1>you've got fungus and bacteria growing in there, and you

0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:10.560
<v Speaker 1>get ear infections and it's not fun. The big four um.

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<v Speaker 1>You and back to creating a build up of ear wax,

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<v Speaker 1>you get what's called ceramon impaction. And that is when

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<v Speaker 1>like you have a bunch of ear wax pressed against

0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:25.840
<v Speaker 1>your ear drum and it can result in all sorts

0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:32.320
<v Speaker 1>of stuff like headaches, nausea, ear aches, coughing for some reason. Um.

0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:35.480
<v Speaker 1>And that can be from using Q tips. People who

0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.520
<v Speaker 1>use hearing aids run into this a lot. Uh. And

0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:42.359
<v Speaker 1>when your ceramon becomes impacted, you have to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor. That's right. Which my sweet wife had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the doctor when she was a little girl

0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:52.680
<v Speaker 1>because ear wax impaction. Yeah, and uh she said it sucked. Well,

0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:54.880
<v Speaker 1>when you go to the doctor if it comes to that, Um,

0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:58.480
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna have quite a few techniques they could use. Um,

0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:02.440
<v Speaker 1>ear syringing is one of them, and then comes painful.

0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:04.119
<v Speaker 1>It does. I don't think it is, though. I bet

0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:07.840
<v Speaker 1>it's actually quite a relief. Yeah, that's not how I

0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.600
<v Speaker 1>hear it. Really is it painful? Yeah? Umi says it

0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.000
<v Speaker 1>really is not fun. Well I didn't know if that

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<v Speaker 1>was like a five year old Umi or well yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but even as an adult she remembers it as not

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<v Speaker 1>being very fun. Is Paddington, Umi, Maybe that's why she

0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:26.440
<v Speaker 1>had such a reaction. Um, they'll use other instruments. Sometimes

0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:29.080
<v Speaker 1>you'll use a microphone or I'm sorry, a microscope would

0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:33.720
<v Speaker 1>be weird. To magnify the ear canal, they shout into

0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:38.600
<v Speaker 1>it to shatter your ear wax. Um, and some people

0:20:38.680 --> 0:20:42.720
<v Speaker 1>have a more narrow ear canal. Or if you have

0:20:42.800 --> 0:20:46.760
<v Speaker 1>a perforated ear drum or something that can be a problem. Um,

0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:49.000
<v Speaker 1>basically you want to go to a doctor. You could

0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:53.400
<v Speaker 1>try some home methods like peroxide or maybe mineral oil. Yeah,

0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:56.320
<v Speaker 1>apparently warm mineral oil kind of breaks it up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Yeah, I used to. That's one of my

0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.600
<v Speaker 1>most pleasing memories as a kid, when I had ear aches.

0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.520
<v Speaker 1>As my mom would like heat up mineral oil and

0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:05.960
<v Speaker 1>put in my arrows. But that was nice, really nice.

0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It's very warm and when for some reason, I like

0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:13.879
<v Speaker 1>the feeling of water closing my ear, like when I

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<v Speaker 1>get into a pool. Oh yeah, but probably because of that,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah maybe, so I didn't think about that. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>like that or is it what I just you just

0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:27.320
<v Speaker 1>like crawling into the field. Why is chuck just floating

0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:31.000
<v Speaker 1>in the pool like the baby? Um? I know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never had much of an affinity for water in my

0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:35.560
<v Speaker 1>ears because some people hate it. I don't hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it, and like, you know, I'll bang

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of my head if it feels like

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:43.680
<v Speaker 1>there's like a drop of water in there. Does that work? Uh?

0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.719
<v Speaker 1>It can not always? I think normally the water just

0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:50.240
<v Speaker 1>has to dry right. Sometimes I get dizzy in my head.

0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I used to see when I lifeguarded. I would see

0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:55.840
<v Speaker 1>swim team members do that, though, and I was always like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that just doesn't seem right. Once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while it does and it just goes and

0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:04.200
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden you can hear normally again. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see the reason for this though, But they

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<v Speaker 1>did UM in this one article I saw have caution

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<v Speaker 1>people against ear irrigation if you had diabetes. What? Yeah, why,

0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. I meant to follow up on that.

0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:24.159
<v Speaker 1>So we don't know what drugs cause an increase in

0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:26.880
<v Speaker 1>ear wax build up, and we don't know why if

0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:31.440
<v Speaker 1>you have diabetes you shouldn't do your canal irrigation. I

0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:34.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know. They said not to use irrigation if you

0:22:34.160 --> 0:22:37.280
<v Speaker 1>have a perforated ear drum, get that tube in the

0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:42.560
<v Speaker 1>ear drum a weekend immune system or diabetes. Huh. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. I don't have to follow up on

0:22:45.280 --> 0:22:48.439
<v Speaker 1>social media and let people know UM. But they do

0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:50.160
<v Speaker 1>say if you do want to clean your ear, it's

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:53.359
<v Speaker 1>not like you can't clean your ears, but just wash

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.000
<v Speaker 1>your external ear with a cloth. But you should never

0:22:56.400 --> 0:23:00.320
<v Speaker 1>stick something into your ear canal Right, it's just good.

0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:04.960
<v Speaker 1>But it's interesting that the cotton swab businesses huge. I mean,

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.640
<v Speaker 1>they've made a if you think about it, they made

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:11.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say it's they shouldn't be selling

0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:14.600
<v Speaker 1>these things now, I know what you mean, though, you know. Yeah,

0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:18.720
<v Speaker 1>apparently that I couldn't find out how much UM people

0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:21.400
<v Speaker 1>spend on cotton swabs every year or how many are produced.

0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:24.399
<v Speaker 1>We couldn't find out that either, But for two thousand

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and eleven, apparently Americans spent sixty three million dollars on

0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:30.800
<v Speaker 1>ear cleaning stuff, home ear cleaning stuff, and I imagine

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:34.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot of that went to cotton swabs, but also

0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:37.800
<v Speaker 1>like home irrigation kits and stuff like that. Yeah, because

0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:39.720
<v Speaker 1>you can get those at the drug store, right, and

0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:43.520
<v Speaker 1>those are fine, I guess, Yeah, I don't know. I mean,

0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>everything is upside down right now. Well, no, I think

0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:49.919
<v Speaker 1>the irrigation is fine if you don't fall into one

0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:53.240
<v Speaker 1>of those categories that I mentioned, because you're not sticking

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:55.480
<v Speaker 1>an object in your ear that and then if you

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:58.359
<v Speaker 1>don't do it too frequently to where you're stripping the

0:23:58.400 --> 0:24:01.320
<v Speaker 1>ear wax out of your ear, because it's not like

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:04.240
<v Speaker 1>that thing just replenishes overnight. Guys, I know, and you know,

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I used the cotton swabs, not a lot, but occasionally.

0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.120
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna do it anymore. But it is,

0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:12.760
<v Speaker 1>like I said, it's it feels so good to get

0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 1>a big hunk of that stuff out. Yeah, I've never

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:17.840
<v Speaker 1>been into those. Yeah, I'm not gonna do it anymore.

0:24:17.840 --> 0:24:19.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell the only two. I'm gonna burn all

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.760
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. All I do is I take some soap

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:24.760
<v Speaker 1>and lather at my hands, do the outside of my ears,

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 1>and then, like I guess, I just kind of follow

0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:29.880
<v Speaker 1>the contours the inside of my ears. And I'm trying

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.240
<v Speaker 1>to remember, like do I go into my ear canals?

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 1>And I think I intuitively stop with your fingers, Yeah,

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:38.000
<v Speaker 1>at about the outside, so I don't really go into

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>the ear canal. And then rinse it out and get

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>off and get out of the shower. And then now I, um,

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I moisturized my ears afterward, is the last step. That's great. Um.

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:53.399
<v Speaker 1>The other thing too, that they, of course, you should

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.040
<v Speaker 1>never ever do like cotton swabs is one thing, but

0:24:56.200 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>like a car key or bobby pin or like a toothpick,

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 1>what is wrong with you? I don't know that you

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 1>should never ever stick something like that in your ear,

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:07.480
<v Speaker 1>because you're just asking for trouble, big trouble. Um. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after this break, we are going to talk about ear candling.

0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:30.520
<v Speaker 1>All right, So, Chuck, you teased everybody with ear candling.

0:25:30.520 --> 0:25:34.159
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell everyone with that is it's hokem okay,

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:38.359
<v Speaker 1>describe the HOKEM well ear candling, and a lot of

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:39.639
<v Speaker 1>people don't know this. I think. I think a lot

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.320
<v Speaker 1>of folks say, like, oh my gosh, it's the best

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>thing ever. Um. It is also known as auricular candling

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:48.640
<v Speaker 1>or coning, and it is a procedure when you put

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<v Speaker 1>a cone shaped um waxy cone shaped device in the

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:55.720
<v Speaker 1>ear canal um and it's got usually a plate underneath

0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:59.320
<v Speaker 1>it between the cone in your ear, and you light

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:02.919
<v Speaker 1>it on fire air. And supposedly what it does is

0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:05.720
<v Speaker 1>that you stick the thing in your ear and then

0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:08.720
<v Speaker 1>light it on fire. Yeah. Supposedly, what it does is

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>it creates a vacuum to pull out um impurities, right

0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:18.679
<v Speaker 1>because the flame supposedly needs oxygen while the flame definitely

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:22.080
<v Speaker 1>needs oxygen to burn, and it's getting its oxygen by

0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:24.280
<v Speaker 1>sucking it out of the ear canal through the cone,

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>hence creating a vacuum. And as it does, like you said,

0:26:27.280 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>it sucks out impurities and ear wax and supposedly also

0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>clears your sinuses, UM, clears the the plaque out of

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 1>your um dendrites and all sorts of stuff like that. Yeah.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:43.359
<v Speaker 1>This one article by Lisa Roe uh Rosen, m D.

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<v Speaker 1>Said that she went to and this was in the nineties,

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<v Speaker 1>but she went to a Discovery expo in Atlanta and

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<v Speaker 1>said that they had ear candlers there and one of

0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:53.359
<v Speaker 1>the exhibitions and the lady said that ran the booth

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<v Speaker 1>quote it cleans the whole head, brains and all they're

0:26:56.280 --> 0:27:00.480
<v Speaker 1>all connected. You know is that quote in there? Oh? Yeah,

0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 1>end quote? Um, And of course it was in Atlanta.

0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh great, Although that doesn't necessarily mean that

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:10.119
<v Speaker 1>could be anyway, but um, there is. There are a

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 1>lot of people that think, you know, it's um, it's

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:15.879
<v Speaker 1>a cleanse for your ear, and it does connect to

0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:18.119
<v Speaker 1>your brain, and it clears your head and it's a

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:20.160
<v Speaker 1>spiritual thing and that you know. They don't know where

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 1>exactly it came from, but uh, China and ancient Tibet

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, pre Columbian South America, Atlantis. Yeah, they all

0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 1>are cited as places where it might have happened. Yeah,

0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:34.760
<v Speaker 1>no one has any idea where this stuff originated. Could

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 1>have been created in the US and the seventies for

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>all anybody knows. Should we read some of the things

0:27:40.640 --> 0:27:44.199
<v Speaker 1>that supposedly helps, Yeah, we should probably also say if

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:46.640
<v Speaker 1>you haven't been able to tell by now, um science

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:50.240
<v Speaker 1>is thoroughly debunked. Ear candling, that's right, um. And this

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:54.159
<v Speaker 1>is from that article. There's something that Dr Rosen and

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 1>some of our colleagues got together and kind of step

0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:59.760
<v Speaker 1>by step took down the idea. Yeah, there's a list

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 1>of like forty things. We won't go to them all,

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:07.680
<v Speaker 1>but release vertigo, clears the eyes, purifies the blood, UM,

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 1>aids sinusitis, relieves ear aches, opens and aligns your chakra,

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>releases blocked energy, reduces stress, intention stabilizes your emotions. Um.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:23.159
<v Speaker 1>It does none of that because it is it is

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>just been proven to be an outright not only fraud

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:32.240
<v Speaker 1>but dangerous right. So, and here's why so. Um. The

0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 1>first one is that you can't pass liquids and gases

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>through an ear drum that isn't perforated or ruptured. UM.

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:44.760
<v Speaker 1>So it's not sucking anything out of your inner ear,

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 1>or your um lymph system, or your sinuses or your brain.

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.440
<v Speaker 1>That's where your ears pop when you're in a plane. Right,

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>If if you could pass air through there, that wouldn't happen.

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 1>There would be no atmospheric pressure going on. Right. So

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 1>that means that thinking an ear candle in your outer

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 1>ear is not going to suck anything out because it

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 1>can't pass through. That's that's point one, right, that's point one.

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Point two is oxygen. Uh, well, it will create that

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:15.920
<v Speaker 1>vacuum and and suck out the impurities. Yeah, and that

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 1>is just not true. Yeah, apparently and tested it and yeah,

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>doing trials of ear candles, they weren't able to um

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:27.000
<v Speaker 1>create a vacuum in any of them. So there's no

0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:32.600
<v Speaker 1>vacuum created, that's right. Uh, there's also the idea that

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 1>if a vacuum were created, it would suck impurities out.

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Apparently after ear candling some of these at least one

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:45.239
<v Speaker 1>of the same trials studied the stuff the residue that

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>was found afterwards, like I guess in the stump of

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the ear candle. Well, yeah, and that's what people point

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 1>to because there's all this gunk and they're like, look

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>at all this stuff that came out of my ear.

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Right, So what it turns out to

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 1>be is ash from the ear candle and left over

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 1>wax him that you're candled, but not just the ear candle,

0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>not ear wax, just the candle residue. Yeah, Like they

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 1>tested the substance. It is not cerebum in any former fashion. Uh.

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 1>The what about the idea that it's safe and effective.

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I think we took care of the effective part, but

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 1>the safe thing, apparently there's a lot of injuries you

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 1>can get from it. Um that you can be burned

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 1>is one thing. Um, you can perforate your ear drum,

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 1>you can get infections. Um, you can get built up

0:30:30.920 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>of the candle wax to replace whatever wax you think

0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you're getting out. Yeah, it could have the reverse effect exactly.

0:30:38.320 --> 0:30:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And then um, one woman actually died from a fire

0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:43.959
<v Speaker 1>that was caused two thousand five from ear candling. I

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 1>looked it up. She was doing it, I guess, by

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 1>herself on her bed and the ear candle fell out

0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:52.360
<v Speaker 1>of her ear and caught her bed sheets on fire.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:54.480
<v Speaker 1>And she made it out of her house fine, but

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 1>she was asthmatic and had an asthmatic reaction to the

0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>smoke and died. How that happened that fast, I don't know.

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess she had some bunch of bed sheets or something, right,

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>they were made out of like some flammable material. Um.

0:31:10.120 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 1>There is uh a company I won't name the company,

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>but one company that made it. And if you it

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:19.480
<v Speaker 1>came with a seventy five page manual and a thirty

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>minute videotape. I guess this is a while ago. It

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>was a video tape and candles and plate guards and

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 1>flame retardant cloths and oil and an uh otoscope. And

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>if you read the flyer with this kit, it says, quote,

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 1>it supplies you with everything you need for a safe

0:31:36.960 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 1>and effective session of entertainment. Right for entertainment purposes only. Yeah,

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 1>because apparently I think it says that Canada regulates those things.

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Are the US does those medical devices if they make

0:31:47.720 --> 0:31:52.120
<v Speaker 1>any health claims? Yeah, I think they're illegal in Canada outright. Um,

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 1>or at least they were. I'm not sure they still are,

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 1>but um, yeah, the f d A won't even I mean,

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>you can't make any kind of claim on the box

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>if you if you get an ear candle at your

0:32:04.400 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 1>little health food store, just read it carefully. They can't

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 1>make any claims for entertainment purposes because it's a hoot

0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to put a candle in your ear and light it

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>on fire. There was one other thing I came across

0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 1>in the articles you sent me, um, And I don't

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 1>know if it's true, but it sounds fantastic that if

0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>if you could create a vacuum with an ear candle,

0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 1>the negative pressure created by the vacuum would rupture your

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:33.920
<v Speaker 1>ear drum, right, which sounds pretty awesome. Yeah. I don't

0:32:33.920 --> 0:32:35.480
<v Speaker 1>know if it's true. It wasn't backed up with a

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>source or anything like that. I couldn't find it anywhere else,

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>but it's pretty hilarious. Yeah, so don't ear candle people.

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>And if you write in and say no, you should

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>see the stuff that comes out. It is not your

0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>ear wax. You should put that stuff beneath the gas

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>chromatograph and see what you said. I mean, it's proven.

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 1>This is like what was we talked about recently the

0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>drop circles. Oh man, we got heat from that. To

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 1>people like, no, it's not proven. What was it. I

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:07.160
<v Speaker 1>think it was that o Glowa's crop circles. When we're like, no,

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 1>they've proven that. These guys came out and said we

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 1>made it up. No, I know what they were saying though,

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Like it it's just like we were talking about with ESPs.

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Because you can disprove right, right, some of it doesn't

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 1>mean that disproves all of it. Except with crop circles.

0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>We should come up with the stuff. You should know

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:25.760
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt. Friends, don't let friends at your candle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good Yeah. Yeah, I just love your ear wax. Yeah.

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Let it fall out on your shoulder and let someone

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>point it out and you say that's nature baby. Yeah,

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:39.000
<v Speaker 1>it's because I eat celery. Uh. If you want to

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>know more about ear wax, you can type the word

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 1>into the search bar at how stuff works dot com.

0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I think we have it done as one word maybe.

0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, uh and uh, I said search bar, which

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:55.360
<v Speaker 1>means it's time for listening to mail. I'm gonna call

0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 1>this ice cream follow up. We got a lot of

0:33:57.080 --> 0:34:00.000
<v Speaker 1>good stuff on ice cream. People really like that at

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 1>so Hey, guys, I'm a student at the University of

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Twin Cities. Started listening to your podcast just this

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:10.040
<v Speaker 1>week and I'm officially hooked. I am listening to your

0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 1>podcast on ice cream. It's really interesting because I've worked

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:14.400
<v Speaker 1>in an ice cream parlor for the last five summers.

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Wilson's opened in nineteen o six and is still going

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:21.359
<v Speaker 1>strong today, one of the most famous restaurants in Wisconsin. Uh.

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 1>There are definitely different types of vanilla ice cream. We

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>use two types, French or deluxe vanilla and purple vanilla.

0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:32.360
<v Speaker 1>The label on this other vanilla is purple. We use

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 1>purple vanilla for shakes and malts because it's less rich

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 1>allows for the flavor of the shaker malt to be

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 1>more distinguished. You saw French vanilla and ice cream cone

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Sundays and floats, and you mentioned having root beer floats.

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Reminded me of an interesting thing that I've noticed. People

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<v Speaker 1>often get offended when they order a black cow and

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 1>we have to ask them what it is. That's because

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.879
<v Speaker 1>almost everyone has a different idea of what a black

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:57.240
<v Speaker 1>cow consists of. Some say that it's a root beer float.

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Some say that it's a root beer flow with chocolate

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.319
<v Speaker 1>ice cream. Some say it's a coke float, some say

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a blended root beer float, etcetera, etcetera. Somehow they

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 1>all got labeled as black cow. Thanks for giving me

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 1>more ice cream knowledge. I'll actually be able to answer

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.319
<v Speaker 1>customers now when they ask what the difference between ice

0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:18.360
<v Speaker 1>cream and frozen yogurt is. And that is from Andrea

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Nelson and she says, ps. Those nasty cheap cones with

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>the flat bottoms are known as cake cones. Yeah, I

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:29.359
<v Speaker 1>saw that afterwards, don't order them ever there. I mean,

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 1>if you had Jason's Delhi and that's all they got.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh they have the free ice cream, right huh yeah,

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>And that's how it was. Like the day that we

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 1>recorded ice cream and I couldn't remember the name of

0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:45.040
<v Speaker 1>the cone. I think I ended up going that night

0:35:45.080 --> 0:35:49.720
<v Speaker 1>and there was cake cone. I was like, yes, cake cone.

0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:51.799
<v Speaker 1>Somebody else called it a wafer cone, but I think

0:35:51.840 --> 0:35:54.080
<v Speaker 1>that's just wrong. I see where that would come from,

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 1>because it's wafer esque. Yeah, I mean it makes sense,

0:35:56.520 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 1>but I've never seen it called that before, and that's

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 1>too close to waffle right, you know, right, it makes

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:05.520
<v Speaker 1>people confused. So thanks to Andrea Nelson for that one.

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