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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's not for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one six twenty. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. Literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell us, you can because everybody

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Speaker 1: remains anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is,

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Speaker 1: and nobody will know who you are. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call in to

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Speaker 1: tell their dirty little secret. And on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret right now is something

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Speaker 1: that has a lot of dirty little secrets in general.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, I mean I think I think some people's

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Speaker 1: does tell us who it is. Probably a lot of

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Speaker 1: people's Snapchata is here to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: That's the perfect stays and snap really does. Let's you

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Speaker 1: take a screenshot, but then you already know that. Then

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Speaker 1: you know it's not gonna be a snapchat anymore. Then

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Speaker 1: you can have them killed pictures of you, all right,

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Speaker 1: so Snapchat, Well, thank you for calling in? Oh am

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Speaker 1: I on, Yes, that's you. God. Okay, this is not

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Speaker 1: easy for me. I have lived with this secret since

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager. Okay, this is hard. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: doing this. We're doing this. My cheeks are flushed. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I have a roommate who had a goldfish um

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Speaker 1: and she's been looking for the goldfish. I lied and

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Speaker 1: told her that the goldfish just it must have jumped out,

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Speaker 1: because you know they can do that. But I'm living

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Speaker 1: with that lie because I since my teens, I'm very

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Speaker 1: big on, you know, rescuing animals. I have this thing

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Speaker 1: where if I see a goldfish in the tank, I

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Speaker 1: have to kidnap it and bring it to a pond

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Speaker 1: or like a lake to save it. Every time, like

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Speaker 1: when you're at the doctor's office. Every time it's I

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Speaker 1: have a thing with goldfish. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing it a lot. And now I'm living

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Speaker 1: with my roommate and she's just like I could tell

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Speaker 1: she's very upset about this. How long has she had

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Speaker 1: this goldfish? Yeah, before I moved in with her. I

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Speaker 1: think it was in her life for like maybe half

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Speaker 1: a here, I don't know, half a heart. If you're

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Speaker 1: going to say something like since she was a kid,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a lie. Yeah, they don't live, but

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Speaker 1: it's but like she's gone through a lot of hard

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Speaker 1: time and the gold fish, like the therapeutic kind of.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She she would talk to the goldfish,

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Speaker 1: and so she thinks that it just jumped out, and

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Speaker 1: then it's just not on the floor, just jumped right

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Speaker 1: out the door. I was very convincing. I was like,

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Speaker 1: because I've gotten good at lying to deal with my

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Speaker 1: little issue here. Yeah, unfortunately, desperation some other invention, right,

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Speaker 1: So I would say things like, oh, you know what,

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Speaker 1: they jump out, They do this weird thing, and for

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Speaker 1: all we know, oh, you know, our apartment was a

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Speaker 1: little messy, so it could have gone stocked him the debris,

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Speaker 1: and you know, our little coover could have picked it

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Speaker 1: up one of those things. Yeah, you know what one

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Speaker 1: of my roommates told me one time when I walked

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Speaker 1: in when she was cleaning her dog's peet off the

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Speaker 1: ground though she wasn't supposed to have in the house,

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Speaker 1: she's filled great frue juice. Oh. I went to the

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Speaker 1: kitchen to see if we had any great frut juice?

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Speaker 1: Did we No, we didn't. I was opening up the fridge,

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Speaker 1: I was looking in the garbage, I was looking at

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Speaker 1: the sink, and then she was just over scrubbing the floor.

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Speaker 1: That's a way better to do it way a better

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Speaker 1: way to do it than what I was thinking I

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Speaker 1: would do. I'd do a taste test. That is not

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Speaker 1: great for juice that is dog peet. I can tell

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Speaker 1: that's Fanathy. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little weird it's kind of a weird, dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: about how you just have to rescue goldfish, but it's

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Speaker 1: really weird. Yeah, thank you for TAMAS. Thank you. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.