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Speaker 1: Do you wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all

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Speaker 1: about it? We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Hi, welcome to Do you

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Speaker 3: need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is

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Speaker 3: Karril Garreff. How are you Karen?

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Speaker 4: I mean I'm feeling a strong sense of discovery right

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Speaker 3: Two of us. Oh that sounds yeah, it was. I

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Speaker 3: opened the show with a real quizzical tone. I love it,

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Speaker 3: like I'm ready ready to learn?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like where are we on our own podcast?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow? It takes place in a car, We're picking

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Speaker 3: up a comic. We're taking a desk to lax. That's

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Speaker 3: a great idea.

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Speaker 1: This is fascinating. Tell me more.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would, except I'm reminded now that you thought

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that's why I asked that question.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you are experiencing extreme loss of your own memories.

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Speaker 1: Which or extreme ego maniacal behavior. Keep on me.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people need to have someone else say

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Speaker 3: what they've done or what they've thought of to kind

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Speaker 1: Who in this car was on wings?

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Speaker 3: It was you, Karen.

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Speaker 3: Hey wait a minute, that was me. But I feel

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.

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Speaker 3: That's another thing that ego maniacal like people do. They

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Speaker 3: take other people's things. They disguise it as a compliment. Yep,

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Speaker 3: and then they're like, oh yeah, remember that posthole you digged?

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Speaker 3: That was amazing. Do you still want to do a

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Speaker 3: lot of post hole digging? I was fifteen, I was

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Speaker 3: I think it's one of the best things you've done.

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Speaker 3: I mean, comedy, you should do. Comedy is great too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you see immediate progress, which, let's be honest

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Speaker 1: Did you have one of those special shovels that has

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Speaker 3: Brute, by fabri, also by men and by men today

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Speaker 3: You can't take that ship to Burbank with your diarrhea shorts.

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Speaker 4: It's Winger, yes, oh yes, Winneger okay, And Bridger is

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Speaker 4: It's commonly the name is Bridger. A twelve truly, I

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Speaker 3: See up here, yep, there's a Department of Transportation ballard,

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Speaker 4: I didn't know those were called ballards?

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Speaker 3: I think it's just a caution sign. A ballard, I'm incorrect.

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Speaker 3: one of those yellow poles that are only made to

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, they're made.

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Speaker 3: Of cement on the inside, their metal on the outside. Actually,

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Speaker 3: And I am not kidding.

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Speaker 1: I bet they were gorgeous ballards.

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Speaker 3: I went to art school, Karen, and when Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Look at this fool. Yeah, oh, now you're trapped.

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Speaker 3: What do you do with rules when you find out

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Speaker 3: about him, lady? Do you just snap him in half

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Speaker 4: I love it in Los Angeles if you've never driven here,

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Speaker 4: there's a lot of people who think they're going to

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Speaker 4: Trapped in a little circle of cones that somebody got

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Speaker 3: That's great, that is amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 3: I hope he had some sarcastic comments for her when

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Speaker 4: We're what we're trying to do is get right by

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Speaker 3: Well, I certainly hope we can get to him. This

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Speaker 1: No, I don't care about anything.

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Speaker 1: But that's those people are turning down the street that

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Speaker 4: Those people don't even know what the age they're doing. Also,

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Speaker 4: this is ten minutes fast, Okay, I should tell you that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know to never look at someone's car clock,

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Speaker 1: It's so stupid.

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Speaker 4: All it does actually is make me do math in

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Speaker 3: And there's nothing more time consuming than.

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Speaker 1: Math, I know, and stressful. Oh oh no, okay, So

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Speaker 3: So now you're nervous like I was.

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Speaker 1: Yep, because this is truly cut off. But here's what

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna pull over up here on Franklin and

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Speaker 4: he's gonna walk over.

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Speaker 3: Because that's from where he's at.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's right down there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the El Capitan is substantially down.

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Speaker 1: But he said he was on Hawthorn.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I don't know where he is.

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Speaker 1: And how did that carget?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's gonna have to run a little

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Speaker 1: This is crazy. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't I'm a little worried.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if we can look back.

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Speaker 3: write history where we are? There are roadblocks keeping us

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Speaker 3: I think I don't think anyone was prepared for how

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Speaker 3: If we have to walk, and he will be quitting

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Speaker 3: How did you did your get to work? Because they

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Speaker 3: a pretty lady. We know that you have a winning formula, which.

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Speaker 3: Okay, a lot of people think Tesla ripped off Edison

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Speaker 1: That's right, because Tesla wanted all electricity to be free

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a tattoo. It's okay, it's well, he's

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Speaker 3: No one's ever accused her of being a fit. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Yes, she does.

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Speaker 3: Look well she does.

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Speaker 1: No, I bet you she just likes beer.

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Speaker 3: He was and then discover Also.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I see, Well, God, why they make him going

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Speaker 3: This is we're making progress. We're at least going east.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, oh Bridge. I just want to apologize beforehand,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't solve the problem. They don't provide a solution.

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Speaker 3: Look at this, follow that, but follow those kids.

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Speaker 1: Out of my way, nerds.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is very good.

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Speaker 3: Need to Ride?

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Speaker 3: Lot of times that alienates people that don't live in

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Speaker 1: They I can't learn anything from this? Fascinating?

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Speaker 4: Is this is you're learning why people in La bitch

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Speaker 3: Yes? Exactly.

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Speaker 3: There's kids in there that hand look.

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Speaker 3: Oh, what a weird bus choice.

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Speaker 3: This is a school bus filled with kids. It says

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is super weird.

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Speaker 3: Look at that. That is straight out of Grease.

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Speaker 3: When he chops up at tire, that is awesome. Oh

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Speaker 3: I wish we got to start adding photos to our podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's quite all right, It's quite all right. This is

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Speaker 3: Yes, or or providing information applicable to your life, it's

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Speaker 1: You don't know that they're all spiritually fulfilled.

450
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 3: No, a lot of them are riddled with darkness.

451
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: You are right, I mean, I feel like that's the

452
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: human condition.

453
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 4: Wherever you live or wherever you go, that's that that doesn't

454
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 4: go away because you have nice surroundings.

455
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 3: A lot of people are chasing happiness and they think

456
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 3: it's going to be in a relationship or in a job.

457
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 3: It's in you.

458
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: It's you know what, happiness someone I.

459
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 3: Read this is a warm gun. I heard it. That's right.

460
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: I heard that in a song.

461
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 3: Oh, this lady needs us to do.

462
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 1: Something, too bad, it's not going to happen.

463
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 3: We're all on our own.

464
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 4: Oh think so Bridger is a couple of blocks away

465
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 4: and he's walking to us.

466
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that crazy? It's crazy. He's gonna walk the

467
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: marathon route.

468
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, I hope does he have bags with him?

469
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,360
Speaker 4: Well, he's they're going to Austin for a couple of days,

470
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 4: so he probably has a suitcase.

471
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 3: Oh no, Oh, look at her.

472
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 4: She's rolling by, and her is she in the marathon?

473
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 4: There's a woman in a kind of what do you

474
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 4: call that?

475
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: A lark?

476
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 3: I've kind of I started calling them all rascal scooters,

477
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: but it is some sort of a you know, an

478
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 3: assistant's cart. Let's just call it that. She's very popular.

479
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 3: Everyone's saying hi to her.

480
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm texting him the exact where we are.

481
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe we should drop a pin. A lot of

482
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 3: people drop pins. This is so fucked, Yeah it is.

483
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: I had a feeling I mean last night, I had

484
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 3: trouble sleeping last night because I was thinking about this happening. Yeah,

485
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 3: So for it to now be happening, okay, it's really

486
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 3: making me wish i'd slept.

487
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna happen anyway.

488
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 3: It happened anyway, which is.

489
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 4: Kind of bringing me back to what I was kind

490
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 4: of saying before, which is, you can't you know.

491
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: This shit goes down? Yeah, and that's why we I

492
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: built in. Uh, at least we did, like at least.

493
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 4: An extra hour for this podcast so that he would

494
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 4: be on time.

495
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 3: Right.

496
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: I think we can still make it.

497
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 3: I think we can still make it too.

498
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 4: I mean, who knows, though, who knows what's going to

499
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 4: happen in this goddamn.

500
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: We have not had a guest miss their flight yet, No,

501
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 3: have we? I don't think so.

502
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: No, Unless they did, they just didn't tell us.

503
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh I don't want to hear about that. Wow. Sounds

504
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: like I'm not sleeping again tonight. Oh I can see him,

505
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 3: you can. I wish I knew you know, I was

506
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 3: red hair one time. I did the Scar Brothers podcast,

507
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 3: and they did so much research about me. One they

508
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: knew what I looked like. Two they knew my last name,

509
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 3: and three they knew all these details about my life

510
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 3: and my interests and brought them up and had things

511
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 3: to say about them. And they were both on iPads,

512
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh wow, if I ever have

513
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 3: a podcast, I'm gonna put that kind of work into it.

514
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: But no, he screw those guys, and screw them for

515
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 3: putting the pressure on me. Jason Randy, we you know

516
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 3: how hard it is to just the logistics of there,

517
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 3: he is there, he is there, he is with his

518
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 3: beautiful he's got red hair and a nice stride.

519
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: And he looked like he should be, you know, in

520
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: like a j crew. He's so young and he.

521
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 3: Is well, now I realize that's gotta be someone Karen

522
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: has a crush on. He's handsome, Anthony's filled gusto. I'm

523
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 3: now alone in the car. Richard's getting in the car.

524
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted as if I have run the marathon myself.

525
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 3: I like these guys, they're just walking by smoking. Hi,

526
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 3: good to meet you. How what is this madness?

527
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: We're in it to win it this morning?

528
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 3: Let's see.

529
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, let's be safe, can you.

530
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 3: You might be Yeah, there's the blank and we put

531
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 3: down the blank. It's a decision you need to make.

532
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 3: Do you like of dog hairs or safety?

533
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 2: I prefer Actually it's a toss up for me.

534
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 3: It is it's usually covered with.

535
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: Some kind of hair. I have safety.

536
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: That's great, good? Okay that ever, well, then you've made

537
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 3: your decision. That often is the decision. But I'm myself

538
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 3: am allergic to dogs, so I sometimes when I'm having

539
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 3: a bad attack, I'd rather be flying through a windshield.

540
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: How are you operating in this car?

541
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? Really, it's certain dogs. Pugs, any kind of a

542
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 3: any kind of a.

543
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: Pug or bulldog type pugs are worthless.

544
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really are pretty They have little to know where. Yeah,

545
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 3: they're garbage, they are. There's one fun thing to do

546
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 3: with pugs, though. If you're ever in a body of

547
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 3: water where you're waiting in it, and you're holding a pug,

548
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 3: and you lower the pug towards the water, they will

549
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: start swimming above the water and when you set them down,

550
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 3: they'll take off like a motor boone.

551
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: Have you done this personally?

552
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 3: And yes, and I've only done it with that one

553
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: breed of dog. That's something that may be multiple domes.

554
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 3: Where did this opportunity come from oh in Montana, right

555
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: near the where they shot. A river runs through it,

556
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: and that was my This dog also would get excited

557
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: and you're like that, lady, now do you want to

558
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 3: make it out and move cold? Done that and the

559
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 3: dog would get excited and his eyes it was disgusting.

560
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 3: His eyes would pop out and she had to push

561
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 3: them back in like that lady that was on Letterman

562
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 3: in the eighties.

563
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 4: Sorry, this is all of these people have gone down

564
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 4: the street illegally.

565
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 2: I had to drive through a barricade.

566
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 5: I just gave up eventually because I had to get

567
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 5: to my parking spot. So I just drove literally threw

568
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 5: a cone and the police stape. Now, dataul, when did

569
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 5: you go to work today or late this morning? I

570
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 5: got there at like ten forty five. I just left

571
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 5: my car there because I don't have a parking space

572
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 5: in my apartment.

573
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's fair, and they let you do that. Yeah,

574
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: the good people gat at Kimmel.

575
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, tell us a little bit about your job. Yes,

576
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 4: you feel comfortable talking about that?

577
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, doesn't make you uneasy.

578
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 2: It makes me incredibly uneasy. Just the thought of it

579
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 2: makes me shiver. No, it's great.

580
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 5: It's I've been working there since last September. And what

581
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 5: do you want to know.

582
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 3: Is there's a guy named Andy Fisher that used to

583
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 3: direct it. He doesn't work there anymore, does he not?

584
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 3: As far as that's my only name. Drop.

585
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 2: You're a staff writer, right, I'm a staff writer. I

586
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: work with a variety of wonderful people.

587
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 4: And have you done anything that's been that you can say, Oh,

588
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: I wrote that that's been on the air.

589
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: And people might go on viral those where have you

590
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: influenced culture? And all of oh your mean tweets? Was

591
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: your idea? Good to know? Bridge your winger?

592
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: Wait, listen.

593
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 5: One of my dreams of being on a podcast is

594
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 5: being able to say my name correctly in public.

595
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: Okay, please do it, because I just did it.

596
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 5: Well, because eighty percent of my close friends at this

597
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 5: point don't know.

598
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that makes Karen feel better.

599
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 5: Because and this is my fault, because about two years

600
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 5: ago I heard somebody correct somebody on their name pronunciation,

601
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 5: and I just thought, that's the what are you doing?

602
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 5: Who cares like? They were very mean about it? And

603
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 5: so I just gave up correcting people on my name altogether. Right,

604
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 5: and now that's obviously just causing problems because everyone calls

605
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 5: me Bridger, Winneger or Bridge your Winger.

606
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: It's Bridger Wineger?

607
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: Is it Wineger?

608
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: Wow?

609
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 2: But it looks like vinegar.

610
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I believe a minute ago you just called

611
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 3: him Deborah Winger.

612
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: Well, I'm lazy, so I just whatever comes out of.

613
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 2: Want.

614
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: But is it true?

615
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 4: Because Sean ted Roch and I looked up some Mormon names.

616
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 4: One of the ways people have the name.

617
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Bridger is Bridger A twelve.

618
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: What's that?

619
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: You've never heard of that? Are you? Are you Mormon

620
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: by faith?

621
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: My parents?

622
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: Are your parents? Are? We looked at? I don't he was.

623
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: I think Sean was trying to write a list of

624
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: names for some reason, and he likes to look up.

625
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: He finds Mormon names very interesting because a lot of

626
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: them are kind of like culturally, they're not not ones

627
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: anyone's ever heard of it? Sure, And one of them

628
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: is Bridger A twelve And is it like the letter

629
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: A a dash and the number.

630
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: Twelve sounds like a code name.

631
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: I know.

632
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 4: I thought maybe that was your name and you had

633
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 4: just kind of shortened it for Hollywood.

634
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: I dropped a twelve that.

635
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 3: We should all get plenty of a twelve because it's

636
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: good for your skin. Ye, that's right for your health.

637
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm the guy that comes in with jokes that may

638
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: or may not make sense. Now back to the.

639
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 5: Conversation you had kept going with that, I would have

640
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 5: just believed a twelve is item in the.

641
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: Twelve.

642
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 4: You get it mostly in the American Southwest. No, that's

643
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 4: just well, that's winegarl.

644
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Bridger comes from a There was a mountain

645
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: man named Jim Bridger who I think was the like

646
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 5: the first European to discover the Great Salt Lake.

647
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 2: And he thought it was the Pacific.

648
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 3: That was Paul Bunyon.

649
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 5: That's not I did a lot of things, but he

650
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 5: did not.

651
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: Salt Lake.

652
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: It really is a huge lake. I last time I

653
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 3: was there, I was actually an Ogden, But that that

654
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 3: lake is so impressive.

655
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: It is another planet.

656
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 3: It's like the ocean. The waves lap onto the beach. Really,

657
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I may have made that up, but

658
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 3: it's so huge.

659
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 2: That's kind of true. But it does smell terrible.

660
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: Does it?

661
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: It's yeah, so salty.

662
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: Explain why it's it's what? What is that?

663
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: Well?

664
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 5: Utah used to be covered by something called Lake Bonneville,

665
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 5: which like covered essentially.

666
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: The entire state or half of the state or something.

667
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: And I think it was kind of.

668
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 5: Now I'm just going to say I'm making things, but

669
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 5: I think it was sort of oceanesque in its saltiness

670
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 5: and has just kind of receded to the point that

671
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 5: it's now the Great Song.

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00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: It's so bizarre to me because that is that explain

673
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 3: is that? Are there other salty lakes in America in

674
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 3: the middle of not in the United States? As far

675
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 3: as that, that's so amazing. I wonder what the fish

676
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 3: are like in there. There are no fish. There are

677
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 3: no fish.

678
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: Well, there are a lot of brine shrimp.

679
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: Really are also sea monkeys, sea monkeys.

680
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 3: There are no fish in salt Lake? Is that? Does

681
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 3: everyone know that? That to me is amazing.

682
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: Maybe there are no I'm just saying things, but me too.

683
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 2: It just is so it's like so dead.

684
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 3: That's right, It's like the dead. This podcast has been

685
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 3: me saying so many empty prom says and facts. They

686
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: have no basis.

687
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 5: The Great Salt Lake is full of beautiful tropical fish.

688
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 3: That's what I want to hear.

689
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 5: Money, money, there's just saw that gold along the bottom.

690
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: No, that's why so salty people money.

691
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 5: Those oins are just disintegrating into salta.

692
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: Is that where the Bonneville Salt Flats are?

693
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so that's where because I saw the Indian

694
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: motorcycle racing movie.

695
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: That's right.

696
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: I never saw that The Fastest Indian, which is actually great.

697
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: I've heard it's great. It's a what's.

698
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: His name, Anthony Hopkins?

699
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, riding a motorcycle.

700
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, true story. He's like the fastest land speed. He

701
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: set the record for the fastest land speed.

702
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: Now in that movie, is he like a seventy year

703
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 2: old man riding a motorcycle.

704
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was saying, and that sounds dangerous.

705
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: Now this is gonna be my chance to make some

706
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: stuff up.

707
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: Let's hear it. Because I.

708
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: Often remember movies and all the different parts, as you know,

709
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 4: and maybe picked from other movies as well. But from

710
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 4: what I remember, he was like a middle aged man

711
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 4: in Australia who was tinkering around with a motorcycle that

712
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 4: he got to go really fast and then he came

713
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 4: to set the record. Because the Bonneville Salt Flats are,

714
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 4: I guess, like the biggest open space where you can

715
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 4: go crazy speeds and nothing. You just go and then

716
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 4: slow back down and there's nothing to hit and nothing

717
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 4: bad happens, and it's perfectly flat.

718
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

719
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 3: So that's the whole mom And then he met an

720
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 3: Indian in a cupboard. Yes, got on him and he

721
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 3: was so fast.

722
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: They found an iron giant in the forest.

723
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 3: It's my favorite with Babe his big blue hawks and strange.

724
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: Talking to the discovery of the lake.

725
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 3: I yeah, I did. I did stand up on the

726
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 3: show that you work on in two thousand and three

727
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 3: on Kimmel. Yeah, and it was actually live back then.

728
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, so it live.

729
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 3: In New York, I think when it was taping here,

730
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 3: so you know, I'd to write out all my jokes

731
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 3: for Batim and uh and then right before I went.

732
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 3: He used to have Super Dave Osborne all the short time,

733
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 3: which is why I thought of that. So I imagine

734
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 3: an old guy on a motorcycle just being super day.

735
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: They he went along with the mystery Box or whatever

736
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: segment and they said can you do three minutes instead

737
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 3: of four and a half as I or can you

738
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 3: come back tomorrow? And I'm like, I can't come back tomorrow. Yeah,

739
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 3: I'll do last time. So I went out there and

740
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 3: I just opened with a new joke, and the Q

741
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 3: card person was jumping up and down and pointing like

742
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: the show was new, so new that whoever told me

743
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: that didn't know they should probably run it by the

744
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: guy who cleared everything with standards and practices. So they

745
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 3: just bleeped sentences so I'd available online. No, that's the

746
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: only time I've ever had something.

747
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 2: Removed like that to me personally.

748
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 3: I don't even have a copy of it, because what's

749
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 3: sad about it is I felt good. I felt like

750
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 3: it had gone well sure, and and my friends all

751
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 3: went to a bar and I'm like, hey everyone, I

752
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 3: just looked like I was going, fuck shit, fuckis fuck?

753
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 3: I don't care that I'm on TV, asshole. And then

754
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 3: my dad called, why did you do that?

755
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: Why did you?

756
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: I didn't They just they didn't know. It was when

757
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: I like had a burst of something. It sounded like

758
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 3: maybe I swore, and they're like, no, we're not gonna

759
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 3: risk it.

760
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: It's also because I'm sure they freaked out that it

761
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: wasn't what they exactly knew it was, so and they

762
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: can't risk it there.

763
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: Like, oh, this is one of those guys that's just

764
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 3: gonna lay down his political views or No.

765
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 4: It's like FCC finds if you had come out with

766
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 4: a fuck or a ship or something, you were off script.

767
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: So they were paranoid.

768
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah this was pre super Bowl.

769
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, my basically my verbal ted flopped out.

770
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: And but you pulled that t out on purpose.

771
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: Some say yeah, some people say some people say, because

772
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 3: of my romance with JT.

773
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: That was super weird.

774
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 3: Karen, you may have figured this out. I mean, I

775
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 3: think we're in the clear and you're getting on an

776
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: airplane and the clear.

777
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 4: But yeah, we got a Now this is there is

778
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: going to be an element of excitement. Please know that

779
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,959
Speaker 4: this is ten eleven minutes.

780
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 2: Mine is sixteen minutes fast, and I just don't change.

781
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 3: It, and we can turn up the air conditioning. I'll

782
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 3: just turn down the mic. It's been established clearly. Wearing

783
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 3: a car. Yes, I don't need to have the we

784
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: have a mic that just kind of proves it with

785
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 3: traffic noise. Oh sure, sure, and you're headed to Austin

786
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 3: to the show is going to tape their life then yeah, we're.

787
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 5: Taping five shows next week, so I can't remember the

788
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 5: name of the theater we're doing it in, but somewhere

789
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 5: within the heart of Texas, maybe the paramount of you know,

790
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 5: maybe I'm I started stand up in Austin, Oh. But

791
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 5: then you would probably know better than.

792
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: About five five years. I wouldn't say that it's not

793
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 3: a competition.

794
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 2: I mean it is you.

795
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 3: I mean, if there were any lone Star trivia in

796
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 3: this car in the Capital near the Capitol building, oddly

797
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: those are spelled differently. A lot of people don't know

798
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: that's true, Capitol being the I don't know, I'm not

799
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 3: sure which is anyway, beautiful town. You're gonna love it,

800
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 3: but you're about to experience Actually that is sounding kind

801
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 3: of terrify.

802
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 5: But do you drink for I don't drink, so yeah,

803
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 5: I'm going to be surrounded by drunk people.

804
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: Good good, good, Well, I know that feeling.

805
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 3: I'm drunk right now, and I you know what I

806
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 3: I do. We need a cooler in here. But that

807
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 3: mic is really I'm just gonna put my hand over it. Yeah,

808
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 3: that the town so many people go forout south by Southwest.

809
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: Now that it's it's gonna be just like what we

810
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 3: experience with the Halle Marathon. All the streets are blocked

811
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 3: off and there's just one hundred thousand new people.

812
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's they're all drunk.

813
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 4: And there's a lot of bands that play like there's

814
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 4: tons of bands in you know, a bunch of different

815
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 4: bars playing all as you walk down the street.

816
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: And to me when I was there, they just all

817
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: sounded like they all sounded like they were inspired by Incubus.

818
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: It's that kind of feel of like it's like like

819
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: rocky basslines and yeah, heavy bass rock boys that had

820
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: their feelings hurt by their dad.

821
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 5: And Okay, I was thinking three eleven. I'm sorry Incubis

822
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 5: is also terrible, but.

823
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 3: Yes, Incubis is the worst. At least three eleven. They

824
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 3: have some kind of more reggae ballads where the guy

825
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 3: where the guy doesn't rap. When I saw three eleven

826
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 3: live and when the guy wraps, I don't really notice

827
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 3: when I'm just hearing it, but he had this look

828
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 3: on his face where he's rapping.

829
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: Dish, Yeah, totally.

830
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 3: Now seeing other guy and then it's like that that

831
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: whole rapping singing white guy like and now I'm gonna sing.

832
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 3: It just works, It just works, and it gets my

833
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: blood pumping and it makes me want to tear the

834
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: graphic te off some bro and head butt gatorade out

835
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,280
Speaker 3: of his ass. I should have said monster Energy drink close,

836
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 3: but it's but yeah, it's a life music capital of

837
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 3: the world. So not only is there that band, there's

838
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 3: a band that's just like them doing a cover across

839
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: the street and their sounds are overlapping.

840
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: Yes, And then in the middle there's like a girl

841
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: with a weird kerchief as a tank top and a

842
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: strange beer in a plastic cup who's just kind of

843
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: like having her having her day and then.

844
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 3: Music without them that it's not music if she isn't there. Yeah,

845
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 3: And that was the other thing about mainly Sixth Street,

846
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 3: where a lot of the festival is going to be

847
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 3: and where you'll see the most horribly drunk people. Cops

848
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 3: are on horses, they have tattoos, they're really waiting to

849
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 3: get in some stick time, and they they ask for

850
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 3: phone numbers and stuff from girls. Hey come here. I

851
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 3: just totally saw on duty cop with a full sleeved

852
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 3: leg tattoos on his horse and she's like trying to

853
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 3: pet the horse. He's like, you compet her this weekend

854
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 3: if you give me a call or.

855
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with any of.

856
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 3: This, Okay, I have problems with all of it.

857
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 5: Well, Michael is for a cop to ask me for

858
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 5: my number, oh, to be trampled by a horse, so

859
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 5: this is perfect.

860
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: Just sweeps you off your feet onto his police.

861
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: Exactly.

862
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: It would.

863
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 3: Just let me know of it. I don't know how

864
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 3: that situation will go, but anything you do to a

865
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 3: police horse, it's considered you're doing it to an office.

866
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: Just horses are they are.

867
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 4: When I was in south By, Southwest last year, we

868
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 4: had this big I was there with a p home

869
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 4: show and also to perform, and so for the show,

870
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 4: they rented this humongous suv. It was like a Delano

871
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 4: or it was a large Mith Milana, and we.

872
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Dropped it off to have it parked in a hotel

873
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: while we walked, And when I got back, they were like, oh, yeah,

874
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: someone hit it while we were. It was so hilarious,

875
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: and so it was just like I had there was

876
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: a cop right there when it happened. So I got

877
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: the ticket, the car back, the police report, and this

878
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: whole it was almost like the whole thing had been

879
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: taken care of.

880
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 5: All I was gone, this is this happened to me

881
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 5: on my street last year. I went out like eleven

882
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 5: o'clock at night. My car was basically perpendicular with the

883
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 5: street and there was a giant ticket on it that

884
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 5: was like the size of a road map, and the

885
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 5: police this woman had backed up and hit seven car way,

886
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 5: Sandy Gomez and that. So they just left the whole

887
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 5: report for me and it was taken care of. I

888
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 5: didn't have to worry about talking to anyone that. I

889
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 5: just got insurance money and it was oh nice. I'm

890
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 5: still being contacted by her insurance company, which doesn't seem

891
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 5: to be as on the ball, but.

892
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Sandy.

893
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 3: I have a deposition this weekend from my wreck that

894
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 3: happened when we first stared podcastings kind of on Koanga

895
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 3: going down and just stopped and someone slammed into me

896
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: and my ex girlfriend and we got really hurt. But

897
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 3: they were uninsured. And whatever money comes out of her

898
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 3: insurance to take care of uninsured motorists hitting you, we

899
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 3: exceeded that with like physical therapy. So now even though

900
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,399
Speaker 3: it's like the victim and a wreck, I owe over

901
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars.

902
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh my goshiculous.

903
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 3: So I have to prove lost wages. So it's insane. Yeah,

904
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 3: it's it's very it's uh, it's really they it really

905
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 3: sucks when people don't have ensured. How long ago was

906
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: this It was almost a year and a half January

907
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen. Yeah, it's the.

908
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: Worst it is.

909
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 2: So, Karen, was your car still operating? Was the suv?

910
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was just like someone's like drove by. I'm

911
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: sure they were probably drunk. They just like there was

912
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: just big.

913
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 4: Long streak marks because it was a big white suv,

914
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 4: so it was just like someone skimmed down the side

915
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 4: of it as they were trying to park it or

916
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 4: I don't know something.

917
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 3: And you experienced a horrible, horrible thing. You probably don't

918
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 3: want to talk about that. The person that there's someone

919
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 3: like just was evading the police and drove through a

920
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 3: crowd of people.

921
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, I just told.

922
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 3: You yeah story right.

923
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 1: Right, it's a terrible story that it's so funny because

924
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: I love to tell that story.

925
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 4: When I first got back, didn't love it, but it

926
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 4: was like, listen, insane thing.

927
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 3: Happened, probably just on your mind.

928
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also because the part that I love that

929
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 4: that uh or I can't say love, but the part

930
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 4: that's amazing to me is I was standing in the

931
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 4: back of the line that got plowed through moments before it.

932
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: Got plowed through, and I just walked away.

933
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 4: So instead of being the first person hit by the car,

934
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 4: I just was over on the side and was completely

935
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 4: untouched by it.

936
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 3: I did not know that.

937
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's the part that but but when you but,

938
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 4: and it's probably my fault. And the way I told

939
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 4: the story was because the story itself is horrible and

940
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 4: it you know, all these people got hit by this

941
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 4: car that went through a barrier and died.

942
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 2: People died.

943
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: No one on that street died though, Okay, I mean

944
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: there were people that were very seriously hurt and injured.

945
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: But the people that died were the people that that

946
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: guy hit.

947
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 3: Before he turned I forgot God. Yeah, go forever in jail, right, Yes,

948
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 3: Texas is not a place you want to break the law, not.

949
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: At all and evade like he was. I think he was.

950
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: He was.

951
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 4: He had a warrant already, so he was. They were

952
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: trying to pull him over.

953
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh he was on the run from the police, right, yeah.

954
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 3: But it was something like I'm not paying that child support,

955
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 3: yes exactly.

956
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: Someone then three people get killed because of it.

957
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: Wow.

958
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: But every time I told the story, I was trying

959
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: to convey the part of like, can you believe I,

960
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: you know, buy the skin of my teeth? But I

961
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: would bum people out so badly, like I was there

962
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: when that hideous thing happened that I started realizing, we

963
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: just don't don't tell people that story. You're just basically

964
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: going remember the worst thing ever.

965
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: But it is interesting. I mean, the fact that you

966
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 3: went through that is pretty Oh.

967
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 5: I would I couldn't have. I would have never stopped

968
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 5: throwing up. I would have just found a garbage can

969
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 5: and just.

970
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: Keep eating the rest of your life to support all

971
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 3: the vomiting.

972
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds awful.

973
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: It was pretty bad.

974
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 4: But then my both my parents were like my dad's

975
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 4: a fireman, my mom was a nurse, so they're used to,

976
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 4: like emergency situations.

977
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: They're very like calm, oh sure.

978
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 4: And I remember talking to both my sister and my

979
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 4: dad and I said to my sister, like, I feel

980
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 4: more grateful that it didn't happen to me than I do,

981
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 4: like caught up in the horror of it.

982
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: And my sister said, I'm going.

983
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 4: To tell you my favorite uh saying, which is not

984
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 4: my circus, not my monkeys. So it's like, don't take

985
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 4: on problems if you don't have to, Like if I

986
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 4: had gotten hit or if I'd witnessed something that was

987
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 4: like keeping me up at night, that's one thing.

988
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: But if you don't have it, don't look for it.

989
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 3: I is it okay if your sister's favorite saying is

990
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 3: now mine? Because because it's not my circus, my.

991
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: Monkeys, your life is hard enough. I don't go looking for.

992
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 3: Product, don't work here, and I specifically don't have the

993
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 3: job of monkey trainer.

994
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: Sorry, those monkeys are everywhere.

995
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 4: Well you're going not to collect them up yourself because

996
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 4: those they're not mine.

997
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 3: So do you have a temporary office then when you're

998
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 3: in Austin.

999
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, as far as I know, I think we're all

1000
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 5: of the writers will be in one room, so we'll see.

1001
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 5: But uh, I honestly, I have not asked enough questions

1002
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 5: about this week is going to entail. I know I'm

1003
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 5: going there and hopefully somebody can shepherd me in the

1004
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 5: correct direction, because yeah.

1005
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 3: I went there for work once when I worked on

1006
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: a show, but it was to interview, like go and

1007
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 3: interview bands. So I was in the Sea of Drunk Peach. Sure,

1008
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: it seems like you'll probably be able to avoid it.

1009
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: Maybe see music? Will you be able?

1010
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: I hope to see some music. I always say that.

1011
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 5: I mean just about concerts here, and I'm so lazy

1012
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 5: that I can imagine just sitting in my hotel room.

1013
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 5: But I know like at least the show is going

1014
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 5: to have Spoon, so at the very least I'll get

1015
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 5: to see them live, which I'm excited about.

1016
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: Are they from Austin? They are because they used to

1017
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: my friendship.

1018
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: To Ship's friends with that.

1019
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had Spoon. He wore a Spoon shirt on

1020
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 3: Austin's stories.

1021
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Do you have their most recent album?

1022
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: Like great?

1023
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm so good that I constantly they've.

1024
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 2: Been a very consistent band.

1025
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great. That's very cool.

1026
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be fun. I would I've never seen Spoon,

1027
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: but I have plenty of opportunities.

1028
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 5: They're very good live, but I would like to. Maybe

1029
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 5: one night I'll find the courage to go see a band.

1030
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,240
Speaker 5: But I feel like I have to have some lanyard

1031
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 5: on or something.

1032
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: So you'll get one though, because from from being with

1033
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,479
Speaker 1: the show.

1034
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 2: Well, I pray, but you know, I don't count on anything.

1035
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: Your prayers.

1036
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,479
Speaker 2: I'm saying I've been praying every night.

1037
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: There are a couple bands to get that connection.

1038
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 2: That sounds like food die. Yes.

1039
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure whether or not to bring it up

1040
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: to because.

1041
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 2: If I started crying that up.

1042
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 4: I mean, because it is fascinating to me, but also

1043
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 4: I don't want to be like pointing, like look at

1044
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 4: weird things.

1045
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 2: I need to know more about that.

1046
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: I just love that you have had no idea. That's fascinating.

1047
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: It's very weird to me. It's bingos square.

1048
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 4: Oh go on, Well, I was just going to bring

1049
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 4: up that Bridger is very is what many people call

1050
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 4: it Twitter liberty.

1051
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 2: No one ever says that.

1052
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: Is that how you introduced whatever.

1053
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 3: I'm in line at restaurants, whatever, just to get a

1054
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 3: better seat.

1055
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 1: You're holding up your phone at people. Look at that

1056
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: number count.

1057
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: But you are one of my favorite people on Twitter,

1058
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 4: and Bridger w on Twitter.

1059
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: And when you when I first started Twitter, you were

1060
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: recommended to me by several people who were very funny,

1061
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: and I.

1062
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 3: Just I want to interrupt a lot of people don't

1063
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 3: know that you started Twitter, Karen.

1064
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: You're one of the early inventors.

1065
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: My idea, I was like, where can we all go

1066
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: to write bad pun jokes and pretend we're depressed. Let's

1067
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: start this website. But I thought because of your name,

1068
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: I thought you were a girl. And also because of

1069
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: that picture your Abby's Bridger's wearing really high uh molastic

1070
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: band jeans, but there's no head, so it just looks

1071
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: like a late something a lady would do. And I

1072
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: didn't like you because you were so funny and I

1073
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: thought you were a girl.

1074
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: I was like, she thinks.

1075
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: She's so great. Like I did a very sexist thing

1076
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: in my head of like kind of being like whatever, Bridger.

1077
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: And then when I found out you were a guy,

1078
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I love him so much.

1079
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: Well you're you are not alone.

1080
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 5: I have had so many people say, wait, you're a

1081
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 5: guy or I thought you were a woman, And I

1082
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 5: don't know what to tell people. I mean, I'm definitely

1083
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 5: not helping. Like nothing I tweet about could be I

1084
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 5: mean so.

1085
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: Much volleyball team stuff.

1086
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 5: There's a lot of volleyball and crafts. But if you

1087
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 5: do even a little bit of research on the internet,

1088
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 5: you can discover my gender.

1089
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: There's pictures of your torso and your head.

1090
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 1: There is always separate now.

1091
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 5: And separate well actually, and if you click on my picture,

1092
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 5: it brings up but it just looks like I could

1093
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 5: be a hideous woman, just like just like a woman

1094
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 5: that was recently released from prison or something. So it's

1095
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 5: not I'm not helping anyone.

1096
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: I don't care. I like the confusion.

1097
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 5: I would prefer for everyone to just think that I'm

1098
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 5: this this lady who is tweeting from jail.

1099
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 3: Is it? Would you credit your Twitter celebrity what it's

1100
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 3: the word your Twitter celebrityism? Thank you with with like

1101
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 3: the job you've got and everything. Oh yeah, Oh that's

1102
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 3: so great.

1103
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I mean for a long time, I mean

1104
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: I didn't have any.

1105
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 5: Other way to present you what I would do or whatever. No,

1106
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 5: I don't stand up or anything, and I don't have

1107
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 5: entertainment connections. And I know I saw other people were

1108
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 5: a handful of people got getting jobs from it. So

1109
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 5: I was like, well, I guess I'll just keep doing

1110
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 5: this and if it doesn't work out, I've wasted thousands

1111
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 5: of hours of my life.

1112
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 2: So you, you.

1113
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 3: Like Rob Delaney or maybe a better example, treated it

1114
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 3: like a job and you weren't sure why you were

1115
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 3: doing it, but you were just tweeting out jokes and

1116
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: and observation.

1117
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, all day it was I mean it was fun.

1118
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 5: I like, yeah, like reading other people's tweets or whatever.

1119
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 3: I'm late to get into it, and I don't think

1120
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: Twitter celebrities are coming up anymore. No, it's like hard.

1121
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: People hate it. Do you still Yeah.

1122
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 3: It's weird and I still enjoy it. But do you

1123
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 3: still do it as as much as you used to be?

1124
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 2: Just getting this job?

1125
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: No?

1126
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 5: Just because I mean my last job, I was sitting

1127
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 5: in front of a computer for eight hours a day

1128
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 5: looking at pictures of food.

1129
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 2: So it was a lot easier.

1130
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.

1131
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 4: But wait, weren't you were the writer's assistant on Craig

1132
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 4: Ferguson for a long time.

1133
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 2: I was a researcher there.

1134
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: Oh, a researcher sorry.

1135
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 2: And that job didn't require much of me.

1136
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 3: A lot of pictures of food are going to come

1137
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: up in that situation, too, plenty of pictures of food.

1138
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: Wait, what was the job you had about the food picture?

1139
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 5: And that was my on my own personal time, That's

1140
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 5: what I was doing with my job each day. I

1141
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 5: was looking at food on the internet because I was starving.

1142
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: What kind of food did you like to look at?

1143
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 5: I like, I like looking at melted cheese, meatballs, burritos

1144
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:25,720
Speaker 5: cut in half, fried eggs on hamburgers. I'm honestly pretty

1145
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 5: much any sort of food, I'm into it.

1146
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 3: But I do like the aesthetics of a barely eaten

1147
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 3: out of castle role that's beautiful, just where you can

1148
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 3: get a little profile.

1149
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 5: Exactly, you get to see the architecture of the cast,

1150
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 5: those layers exactly.

1151
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen.

1152
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 4: Those old recipe carts from the seventies like that? There's

1153
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 4: one with bananas and hollandaise.

1154
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: Sauce that oh yes, so hard.

1155
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 5: Those pictures, those are I get. I probably should have

1156
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 5: been looking at pictures like that to keep myself from

1157
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 5: getting hungry. Yeah, that's right, I was doing the wrong thing.

1158
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: You're getting hungry instead of using them, exactly, I.

1159
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 2: Should have been like feeling repulsed.

1160
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, do bananas make you un hungry?

1161
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 5: Oh no, I love bananas, but covered in basically mayonnaise.

1162
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bacon. And there's these set these recipe cards

1163
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 1: from the seventies that I keep seeing on Tumblr every

1164
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: once in a while, and they are so hilarious. It's

1165
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,280
Speaker 1: like lard and it's Yes.

1166
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 4: It's like a housewife in the seventies who's clearly on pills.

1167
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 4: There's making up shit that like you would never It's

1168
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: like a toss salad over here, and some like jars

1169
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 4: of you know, oil and vinegar dressing over here, and

1170
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 4: then in the center it's a cast role that looks

1171
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 4: like someone shat and barfed and then put some mashed

1172
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 4: potatoes near it.

1173
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: It's like the most upsetting looking food. Just everything was

1174
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: like that.

1175
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 2: My mom owns a lot of cookbooks like that.

1176
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 5: Yeah that she Yeah, I'll go through and just feel

1177
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 5: very ill.

1178
00:55:54,080 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that classic one that is like Red Gangham, like.

1179
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: Tablecloth, better Homes and gardens.

1180
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,760
Speaker 5: It is like Betty Crocker.

1181
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one. And so there was a and

1182
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 3: I loved it my whole life. My mom. It was

1183
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: one thing she made where I get excited. It was

1184
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 3: clam sauce spaghetti. And then one time when I moved

1185
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 3: off to Austin to start my life alone, I my

1186
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 3: sister wrote out a bunch of recipes for me and

1187
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 3: there was a whole thing of cream cheese.

1188
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 2: There was an entire block.

1189
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was cream and mushroom soup and and clams

1190
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 3: like one Canada the clams, and then one without the juice,

1191
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 3: and then an entire bucket of Philadelphia, like.

1192
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 2: A bunch of it, five thousand calories.

1193
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 3: You're eating it was, and I would sit in with

1194
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: a big bowl of it and just eat it and

1195
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 3: wonder why my back jaggled on speedbo It was so

1196
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 3: much cream cheese.

1197
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: That's what every This was like pre light food or

1198
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: diet food, like pre when everyone before people realized everyone

1199
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 1: was dying of heart disease. And my mom used to

1200
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,280
Speaker 1: make an appetizer that I've made at Christmas parties where people,

1201
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: especially when they're drunk, would line up waiting for them

1202
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: to come out of the oven. You were there, right.

1203
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 3: My spaghetti was such a hit, yes.

1204
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 4: Because it has all that good stuff in it. But

1205
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 4: they were those little toasted cheese things that I make,

1206
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 4: and it's basically equal parts mayonnaise and craft parmers together

1207
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 4: and then put on sliced up baguette and you broil.

1208
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 4: Put them in the broiler for three minutes. And if

1209
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 4: you as long as people don't see you mixing that combination,

1210
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 4: that's so disgusting. If you just keep that a mystery,

1211
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 4: like people would get in. They were lining up in

1212
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 4: my kitchen at a Christmas party and they were taking

1213
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 4: them hot off the cookie train and I was like,

1214
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 4: don't put that in your mouth, just from the broiler.

1215
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: And they've just like them.

1216
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 4: It was hilarious because they're so delicious, But it's what

1217
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 4: it is, it's worth.

1218
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 3: The burning is just that's that's That explains why my

1219
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 3: mom never when she's cooking and she's like, stay, you

1220
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 3: want me to see that there's a bucket a lard

1221
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: being siphoned into it.

1222
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1223
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 5: There's a very popular Mormon dish called funeral potatoes, which

1224
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 5: is just the least a feeling title for any food ever.

1225
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 3: You can eat them any times.

1226
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 2: The thing is as you do. You eat them at

1227
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 2: any get.

1228
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 3: Together out of an open casket.

1229
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 5: But it's essentially just hash browns. It covered in your

1230
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 5: favorite relatives ashes. No, I think it's hash browns, sour cream,

1231
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 5: cheese and cornflakes and you just.

1232
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 2: Put it in the oven. I've had something like that, fantastic.

1233
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 3: Sour cream cheese and corn what someone's atheist parents call that,

1234
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: because I know I've eaten that.

1235
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: Oh, they just call that Sundays for Sundays times, it's

1236
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: my time, layoff, get out of here with that book.

1237
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 3: Well, I I I when I did stand up in Ogden,

1238
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 3: most of the crowd I think there was a show

1239
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 3: of hands at one point. It's just opening for Greg

1240
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 3: barn and it was mostly Mormon folks. Sure, and it

1241
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 3: was the best. I wanted to go back and record

1242
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: an album there. Yeah, because they because I'm I'm not

1243
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 3: that dirty of a comic shirt some of the stuff,

1244
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 3: they were totally willing to go anywhere the most open mind.

1245
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, I felt bad at the end because I

1246
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh, better only have jokes about diet coke

1247
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 3: or whatever. My and they were so great and so

1248
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 3: gracious and like excited every single night. Greg went back

1249
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 3: and did record something there. It was the best, and

1250
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 3: it was the It wasn't even and Ogden apparently has

1251
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 3: like shady areas, right.

1252
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: Austen does have some fair but.

1253
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just seemed like an outdoorsy I think it's

1254
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 3: been rated as like one of the best cities to

1255
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 3: live in or something. But then on some hillside they said, yeah,

1256
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 3: but that's where all the stabbings happened. What are you

1257
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 3: talking about forest. Well, there's a Mashetti gang all the sacks.

1258
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm talking about there? I'm not

1259
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 3: familiar with. Okay, I would love to be. That sounds

1260
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 3: like me describing a salt lake. I just made up.

1261
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 3: I swear they said that on the hillside, the.

1262
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: Hillside of Ogden.

1263
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like, what year was this? I love it?

1264
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 3: Well two thousand and eight, I said. Wise, guys, comedy,

1265
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 3: That's what it was. There's just a lot of wise.

1266
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: Everybody's gotta be funny.

1267
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1268
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 5: No, But as far as I know, Utah audiences really

1269
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 5: are kind of known to be good audiences. I think

1270
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 5: because Mormon people are generally polite and friendly, and then

1271
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 5: there are non Mormons who are ready for something different,

1272
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 5: so they're excited.

1273
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 3: Too, exactly. That's why they're like, no, talk about stuff

1274
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 3: that we don't get to do.

1275
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

1276
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: And then there was no one there with their arms

1277
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 3: crossed with the whole make me laugh the thing that

1278
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 3: I used to in Austin. There was a lot of like,

1279
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 3: I'm funny than this guy. Remember what I said at

1280
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: the picnic once two years ago.

1281
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 5: Well, and the other thing is there's not a ton

1282
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 5: of good stand up going through Utah, Like I had

1283
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 5: not seen stand up before I moved to La other

1284
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 5: than at Wise, guys, I saw dustin Diamond that we

1285
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 5: went as a joke obviously, and a twelve year old comedian,

1286
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 5: so that was also we went as a joke. But

1287
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 5: and both were special experiences but were not good for

1288
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 5: comedy obviously.

1289
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1290
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 3: So I went back there in Salt Lake. There was

1291
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 3: like a tour for that Ratituey movie, and I got

1292
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 3: to open for Patten and Janine Gravelt, just a real

1293
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 3: quick set. But that too, it was the best, sure,

1294
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 3: and it was kind of democratic moms showing up to

1295
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 3: see me. It was when she's still doing America. Is

1296
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 3: that what it called? Yeah, that's also a Robert Downey

1297
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 3: junior movie.

1298
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: I think, oh, where he's the helicopter pilot.

1299
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh god, let's think about that for But yeah,

1300
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,439
Speaker 3: it was like at a rock club, and they were

1301
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 3: so great because this was the other side, like, oh,

1302
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 3: we're the tattoo exactly, wet your your Daddy's salt Lake Citians,

1303
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 3: Saltlake Citians, salt Lake Citians. At one point, I'm gonna

1304
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 3: get quiet in.

1305
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 6: Here, but uh, but they were they were so they

1306
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 6: were so great they were I yeah, So anyway, my

1307
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 6: whole point is, I like where you're from, it's a

1308
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 6: great I like Mormons.

1309
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 3: I'm an open minded person who doesn't believe in anything.

1310
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 4: You know, it's like any other thing where you hear

1311
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 4: about the extreme, you know, the extreme versions of anything.

1312
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 4: But like my friend Betsy Labass, who was the teleprompter

1313
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 4: lady for the five years I worked at Ellen, She's

1314
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 4: Mormon and her parents were Mormon, and she used to

1315
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 4: invite me over we go to have dinner or like

1316
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 4: for Christmas, and it was like people who have there

1317
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 4: being like almost like life magazine version of all American people. Sure,

1318
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 4: and they were like both her parents were in their

1319
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 4: late seventies or early eighties. They both looked like they

1320
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 4: were in their sixties, like so healthy, just bright faced,

1321
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 4: fun to talk to, Like you know, they look like

1322
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 4: you know, she had like a little beehive and he

1323
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 4: looked like a little farmer.

1324
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: And they were just like the loveliest people. Yeah, it was.

1325
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 1: It was great. I mean, like I definitely had like

1326
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: a weird Warren Jeff's bias going in of like what's

1327
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: this going to be like?

1328
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 3: Right?

1329
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 2: Jem he is Voldemort.

1330
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: It's true, like he has his own whole town.

1331
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Speaker 2: I want to go there so bad.

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01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: You're but you're not allowed in.

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01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 2: Right now, I think you can pass through.

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Speaker 5: It's called Colorado City, and maybe right now, I'm just

1335
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 5: going to tell you about a TV show called Polygamy USA,

1336
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 5: which was on National Geographic unfortunately just for one season,

1337
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 5: but it was the splinter group for Warren Jeff's group

1338
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 5: that they were covering. They're like the good version of

1339
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 5: his cults or whatever, but definitely recommend Polygamy USA. Who,

1340
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 5: by the I'm just going to keep talking about this

1341
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 5: because this is this is the one interesting story of

1342
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 5: my life. I went to the University of Utah and

1343
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 5: I had a math professor there named Teresa Colly, who

1344
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 5: I suspected might be a polygamist. She addressed fairly conservatively.

1345
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 3: The way she spoke is a longer denim skirts that's

1346
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 3: a big loo.

1347
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 5: And the thing was like it was like that, but

1348
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 5: just slightly updated. So it's like, what, You're definitely not

1349
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 5: a normal person. Uh yeah, The bangs were a dead giveaway,

1350
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 5: but I suspected but never confirmed. This was in like

1351
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 5: two thousand and eight or nine, and She was, by

1352
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 5: the way, a very good math professor, which was part

1353
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 5: of the conflict for me. I thought, well, if she's

1354
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 5: a polygamist, how is she why is she an educated

1355
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 5: person on any level?

1356
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 2: Plus one exactly.

1357
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 5: But twenty thirteen, I think Polygamy USA aired and I

1358
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 5: was watching it alone in my apartment at about eleven

1359
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 5: thirty at night, and suddenly one of the sister wives

1360
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 5: being interviewed was Theresa College. Wow, and I gasped so loudly,

1361
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

1362
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 2: She's moved down to this.

1363
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 5: She wasn't solid at the time, but now she's down

1364
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 5: in Arizona or something.

1365
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 3: About book smarts only. Yeah, it's crazy, that's amazing.

1366
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: She was one of several wives.

1367
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was one of several wives. And she's kind

1368
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 5: of like a crusader for polygamy. She's because I think,

1369
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 5: I mean, she is book smart, so she's able to

1370
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 5: go out and argue their cause or whatever, and I

1371
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 5: mean polygamy is whatever. Like these people, they're idiots, but

1372
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 5: they're not like abusing each other.

1373
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 3: It just happened to be insane. Hey, if you can

1374
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 3: make it work, if you can make it happen, I mean,

1375
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 3: it's kind of I think most people look down on

1376
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 3: it because they're jealous, Like the guy that's like I

1377
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 3: fight against Yeah, he's gay you and then they find

1378
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 3: him at a high octane club. It's like, no, no,

1379
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 3: I'm doing research about.

1380
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 2: Things I don't like.

1381
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 1: Well, but also, you know, I want.

1382
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 3: To have a bunch of wives. That's what I'm saying.

1383
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 2: What you do if we all do about the desert?

1384
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:25,919
Speaker 3: He does.

1385
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: The only thing is I think it's in fairness, you

1386
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 1: should also be able to have a bunch of husbands.

1387
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely right, But that doesn't.

1388
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: Really work out that way because that's kind of not

1389
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 1: the setup.

1390
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 4: But to me, it's like, yeah, but then why is

1391
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 4: that any worse than standard one husband, one wife, but

1392
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 4: people cheating on each right, Yeah it isn't.

1393
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 3: That is worse?

1394
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, why let's not be uh, let's

1395
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,560
Speaker 1: not be bullshitters about it.

1396
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all just garbage, and everything's garbage. Everything's garbage,

1397
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 5: So why do we have to separate it?

1398
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 3: I realized, Yeah, I've liked I just realized I like

1399
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 3: Mormon people my whole life. My two best friends when

1400
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 3: I was a kid, they had and they had so

1401
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 3: many brothers and sisters and the house was just fun

1402
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 3: and active and they had huge houses and trampolines. It

1403
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 3: was the fun in Montana. But there isn't a whole

1404
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 3: lot of Mormons.

1405
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: Do They always have trampolines.

1406
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 5: Bridger Mormons. At once, we didn't, but so many of

1407
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 5: my friends had trampoline.

1408
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 3: My dad's childhood friend moved there. We went to visit them,

1409
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 3: and they had neighbors who we When we walked and

1410
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 3: I was maybe eleven years old, we walked into their

1411
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:39,959
Speaker 3: house inside trampolines, a trapee's their home in the home,

1412
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 3: padded everywhere, bean bag chairs, yeah, and they and they

1413
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 3: were gymnast kids. They were and they were flipping around

1414
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 3: and I walked in and they were so nice and

1415
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 3: they were like, do you want to play on the

1416
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 3: And I'm like yeah, yeah. I was so excited. I

1417
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 3: never even jumped on a trampoline. Then this kids comes

1418
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 3: swinging and that's a flip and and I go Jesus

1419
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 3: Christ and they said, oh, oh yeah. When I said

1420
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, it was just an expletive and they said

1421
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 3: I was not allowed. I was forced to leave, and

1422
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 3: I was I was. I remember being there.

1423
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 2: You were excited about trampoline.

1424
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I wasn't that, but they made me feel

1425
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 3: so guilty that I just sat down and got quiet.

1426
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 2: I think that that's okay, and then I left on my.

1427
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 3: Own accord break because even as a kid, I'm like,

1428
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 3: these people don't like me. I have to get out

1429
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 3: of here.

1430
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,719
Speaker 2: I wish this was age twenty eight or something.

1431
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know.

1432
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: It was right after my set crackers.

1433
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 3: So I did in my head all Mormons had like trampoline,

1434
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,640
Speaker 3: you know, they definitely do. And it's weird because like

1435
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 3: maybe a few years ago, VH one had like a

1436
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 3: look at rich people's houses thing, and I remember them

1437
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 3: saying like the an answer being like, and he has

1438
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: his own personal trampoline.

1439
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 5: And everything that who cares. Everyone in my neighborhood had.

1440
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 3: A trampoline in same personal to It makes you think

1441
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 3: of the exercise you'd get excited.

1442
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those.

1443
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 3: I put my head through my basement sailing with I

1444
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 3: really did cartoonishly.

1445
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: It was shaped like my did you were you injured?

1446
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 3: Nope? No, it was just aspest, just chippy panel spark

1447
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 3: kind Yeah, the kind that goes in your lung.

1448
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:21,839
Speaker 2: How perfect?

1449
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was.

1450
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 2: Keep your mouth opens.

1451
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 3: I've been coughing this whole.

1452
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 1: Episode, Kimmel, is your first writing job? It is, yeah,

1453
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: first staff writing job, And what do you think so far?

1454
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 2: It's great.

1455
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 5: It's a I mean coming from my last job, which

1456
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 5: I described earlier, which was nothing with no work and

1457
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 5: like the sort of job where I last year, I

1458
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 5: skipped a week of work.

1459
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,719
Speaker 2: I didn't come in and no one noticed.

1460
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 5: So that just to give you an idea of the

1461
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,920
Speaker 5: job I was coming from, Like what effort I had

1462
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 5: to put in. It's definitely been like a there's a

1463
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 5: learning curve obviously or whatever. But everybody there's so nice

1464
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 5: and yeah, I worked with I was friends with my

1465
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 5: friend Jeff Loveness before I started working there. He's great,

1466
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 5: and he's great, the hardest working person on the planet.

1467
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 5: He's like, I don't think he sleeps, but he and

1468
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 5: my office made best. They've been so good at just

1469
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 5: like helping me because I don't know how to do anything, yeah, comedy,

1470
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 5: writing or otherwise. So it's nice to have two people

1471
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,560
Speaker 5: just guiding me through life essentially.

1472
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. How they've been there for a while.

1473
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've been there for two or three years each. Yeah,

1474
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 5: so that's great.

1475
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 3: I wish you would work Mike. Mike, he was a

1476
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:39,960
Speaker 3: very good friend Andy in Austin, he was in a

1477
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,720
Speaker 3: sketch duo okay, and he all he did is edit

1478
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 3: those their sketches, and then he moved here and got

1479
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 3: a job there as an editor and within a handful

1480
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,479
Speaker 3: year two three years, all of a sudden just directing

1481
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 3: the show and he showed up as an editor.

1482
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.

1483
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:59,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's uh, and I never we kind

1484
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 3: of lost touch because he's busy all that. Sure, but

1485
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,879
Speaker 3: he probably knows your pals.

1486
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a That's a nice thing about the show

1487
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 5: is like they they notice you and like try to

1488
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 5: help you and make you a better person, like better

1489
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 5: for the show, which I coming from other jobs has

1490
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,759
Speaker 5: not been the same situation.

1491
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 1: So usually it's a little more, Uh, you're expected to

1492
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 1: be a bit more independent.

1493
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this is like, well, we wanted to be

1494
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 5: a good show. We want everyone to be working, everyone

1495
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 5: working on it to be good at their jobs, So

1496
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,639
Speaker 5: why not do that?

1497
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

1498
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 4: It's because also the daily shows are so stressful, are

1499
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 4: so exhausting that oftentimes it can very much be every

1500
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 4: man for himself or sure, you know, like or if

1501
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,640
Speaker 4: you start to fall behind a little bit, it just

1502
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 4: like people are like, we don't have time to help you.

1503
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 3: Of course alive.

1504
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice.

1505
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:54,840
Speaker 5: An intense schedule, but it's nice. It feels like I'm

1506
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 5: just in an intense training course and I feel like

1507
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 5: I'm catching on.

1508
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,280
Speaker 2: So it's cool.

1509
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 3: I think that's what I need. I have no schedule,

1510
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,880
Speaker 3: and I've been like sleeping and well that sounds wonderful. Yeah,

1511
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,400
Speaker 3: it is great. It is great. But after a while

1512
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 3: it starts to affect everything. You're like, well what am

1513
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 3: I doing with? And I remember back when I worked

1514
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 3: on a show and just had to show up somewhere

1515
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 3: every day. It probably wasn't as long as hours, but

1516
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 3: it makes you get all these other things done. Even

1517
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 3: your weekends are productive. You just become a productive person.

1518
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 3: The show not require nine hours of sleep every night.

1519
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 4: Well, and also, I think if you're on a daily

1520
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,320
Speaker 4: show you do it is like being in a boot

1521
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 4: camp of a kind, because then everything after that.

1522
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: Is so much easier.

1523
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 2: I'm sure.

1524
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean the job I have now is

1525
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:48,719
Speaker 4: difficult in other ways, but scheduling wise, and it's feels very.

1526
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 1: It almost feels luxurious. Sure, much time there.

1527
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 5: Is well, and you're kind of working towards a bigger

1528
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 5: idea all the time rather than just resetting every day.

1529
01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 5: And yeah, which is good in some ways and bad

1530
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 5: and others. Like if you have a bad day, you're like, well, tomorrow,

1531
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 5: maybe it won't be awful.

1532
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the second taping starts, it's like, well, yeah,

1533
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: this ship is sale. There's nothing you can do.

1534
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 5: But I imagine on a sitcom you're like, the week

1535
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 5: is a little slower paced.

1536
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,880
Speaker 1: Yes, it's very slow paced.

1537
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 3: I'm in the even slower paced world of occasional commercial audition.

1538
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 3: I also just burped into the mind like if I

1539
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 3: could tell more that you, Oh, you guys work a lot.

1540
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 3: I did a skippy peanut butter voice.

1541
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 4: You're also in that weird position of when you're a

1542
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 4: comic and an actor. Yeah, I mean you you do

1543
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,799
Speaker 4: commercials a lot, exactly.

1544
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so lately so yeah, my sense.

1545
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 1: Of worth is it's it's purely based on us, you guys.

1546
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 3: Yes, and I have not been getting them, so my

1547
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 3: position has gotten more fetal during slumber times, but then

1548
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 3: pilot seasons right around, Yeah, pilot season, it's kind of

1549
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,600
Speaker 3: curving the corner. It's it's rounding it.

1550
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:04,559
Speaker 2: When does it end?

1551
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,280
Speaker 3: When does it start? When did it start for others?

1552
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:08,240
Speaker 3: That's the question.

1553
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 2: And does it matter anymore? It kind of doesn't.

1554
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 5: I like where this is going well, but let's be

1555
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 5: I feel like like last year, Fox made an announcement

1556
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 5: basically saying we're going to do pilot.

1557
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 2: Season all a year, right, Yeah? Why because of cable?

1558
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,559
Speaker 3: Why does there have to be a seat? Is it

1559
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,240
Speaker 3: because of weather? It's not the fifties anymore. We don't

1560
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 3: need a season season and they.

1561
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 4: Don't make deals anymore. It used to be pilot season.

1562
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 4: Then you get a pilot deal or a holding deal.

1563
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 4: All that's out the window.

1564
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,920
Speaker 2: Now everyone just makes a pilot and doesn't get picked up,

1565
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 2: and then.

1566
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's like, I'll pay for my own pilot. Please.

1567
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,560
Speaker 1: I beg you to look at it.

1568
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 3: It's it's fully produced. I'm trying to sell it to Netflix.

1569
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 3: It's already finished, there's twelve episodes.

1570
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,679
Speaker 1: I got my own advertisers.

1571
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,799
Speaker 3: I even made shot my own commercials, which was very difficult.

1572
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: It was part please don't look at it.

1573
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:03,639
Speaker 3: Nope, nope, no, thank you. It doesn't have crystallia in it.

1574
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: What's your favorite television show these days?

1575
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:10,879
Speaker 2: Bridgre That's that's a good can. I have several answers.

1576
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 2: I'll try to narrow it down. I'll narrow it down

1577
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,440
Speaker 2: to a favorite comedy program and a favorite.

1578
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,759
Speaker 3: Drug okay, okay, genre, favorite dramedy Okay.

1579
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 5: I have so many favorite dramedies. That's where the list

1580
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,959
Speaker 5: gets long. Favorite comedy.

1581
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 2: Last Man on Earth is just is wonderful.

1582
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:34,519
Speaker 3: I love it. I have his voice in my Ways navigation.

1583
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 3: I wasn't aware that was a accidentally. I guess I

1584
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 3: don't have ways, so it doesn't. It's a great idea

1585
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 3: for a show. I was excited about that.

1586
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 2: I've lived up to my expectations.

1587
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: It's great.

1588
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 5: He's so funny, and it's it feels different from other shows.

1589
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 5: Jimmy Schmidt's great too, but I feel like this is

1590
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 5: like a very different thing that I haven't seen before.

1591
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:58,880
Speaker 5: And drama drama, uh the Americans, I think, which I

1592
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:02,680
Speaker 5: don't know what's going on the time, sure, but the

1593
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:06,120
Speaker 5: acting is so fine. And occasionally they'll play a Fleetwood

1594
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 5: Max song and you get to see someone get shot

1595
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,240
Speaker 5: to it, and it's very cool.

1596
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,599
Speaker 1: A lot of people like I keep seeing articles like

1597
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: Americans the show. No one's watching that should they should

1598
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 1: be watching around?

1599
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so have either of you seen it? No,

1600
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:24,800
Speaker 5: it's fantastic. It's FX. Oh okay, I yes, FX. And

1601
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 5: it's so good. I mean, and if you understand even

1602
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,519
Speaker 5: the Cold War, even five percent more than I do,

1603
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,880
Speaker 5: you'll definitely love Oh.

1604
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,440
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, it's such a huge part of my childhood

1605
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,639
Speaker 3: that era, you know, sure, being scared and get ready

1606
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 3: to hide under my desk at any moment.

1607
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's Uh what about YouTube?

1608
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 3: Do you have transparent for me to watch that? It's

1609
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:51,360
Speaker 3: so it's the best. It's just the best acting I've

1610
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 3: seen in a thing. Okay, with the exception of one

1611
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 3: person in it. So I just kind of can you

1612
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 3: name that person? No?

1613
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,679
Speaker 2: I don't, don't it's their rrible there.

1614
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 3: But everyone is so good in it and it's just great.

1615
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 3: And Jill, what's she I don't look what has she done?

1616
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 3: She just wrote on she wrote on sixty number it's

1617
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 3: so good.

1618
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I loved the pilot, but I just have

1619
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 5: been there are one hundred TV shows I need to

1620
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 5: watch and it's.

1621
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 3: And like you mentioned, it's the music and everything like

1622
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 3: the music is beautiful and shot whimsic, whimsically. I just

1623
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 3: it's just like a dream world at all, not at all,

1624
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:36,719
Speaker 3: that's not huge fantastical element, all the interstitial lighting things

1625
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 3: from Punch drunk Love and all that kind of I

1626
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,120
Speaker 3: just have to.

1627
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,400
Speaker 1: Compare it to I love that though.

1628
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 3: It's just pretty yeah, and that's great, and Jeffrey Tampoor

1629
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,600
Speaker 3: is my new favorite person and.

1630
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see it. I haven't.

1631
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm holding that, like I want to

1632
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 4: watch it, but I haven't figured out how to do

1633
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:57,760
Speaker 4: it yet.

1634
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 1: And I just I'm like holding it like there's a

1635
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:00,000
Speaker 1: little tree.

1636
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 3: Got wrongitas and that was its perfect. Two days I

1637
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 3: watched the whole season.

1638
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,440
Speaker 1: I guess, well, right now I'm obsessed.

1639
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 3: With the jam. Oh.

1640
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 2: I need to watch that so bad.

1641
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:14,720
Speaker 4: Because because that's my that really is. I don't like

1642
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 4: watching comedy that much.

1643
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:19,360
Speaker 1: I feel it's so so emotional when I watch comedy.

1644
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 1: Either I get like crazily jealous or I love it

1645
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 1: so much I feel like my head's gonna explode, Like

1646
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 1: it's too much. I might be a bipolar, but so

1647
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 1: I like watching murder shows. I also really am fascinated

1648
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 1: by Rich people. So the Jinx has everything I love

1649
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,679
Speaker 1: all in one.

1650
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:41,520
Speaker 3: Beautiful, but it's it's a documentary but kind of packaged

1651
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 3: like it's.

1652
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 4: A it's a series, but it's like six.

1653
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did it like staircase style where they're they

1654
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,240
Speaker 1: needed it out over.

1655
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:56,559
Speaker 3: Six staircase style, that staircase show, Staircase documentary, staircase.

1656
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 5: Although I am familiar with the staircase style of comedy.

1657
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,519
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well you want to have it built, Let's

1658
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:06,959
Speaker 3: staircase this one. Guys.

1659
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: Okay, everybody, such.

1660
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,680
Speaker 3: A great thing. You could say them just with confidence

1661
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:12,240
Speaker 3: in a meeting.

1662
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people would just agree with you.

1663
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 3: Take up jargon like that and then have people agree

1664
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 3: with you and then call that's I'm describing an asshole.

1665
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, a staircase style fraud.

1666
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,479
Speaker 2: Just prank someone politely agreed with me.

1667
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're nodded and smiled.

1668
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: You're a dip.

1669
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,960
Speaker 3: Should make me feel supportive even though you didn't know

1670
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,599
Speaker 3: what I was talking about, But that means you're dumb.

1671
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,679
Speaker 4: I also, wait, there's another one that I liked well,

1672
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 4: The Last Man Sunday Night Got Crazy, where there was

1673
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:44,679
Speaker 4: tons of shows.

1674
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 5: Oh I feel like that happens twice a year when

1675
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 5: suddenly there are nine shows on Sunday night.

1676
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to pick one up.

1677
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 3: Is that the night Mike and Molly's on?

1678
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:52,559
Speaker 2: That's the Mike and Molly.

1679
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: No, it's mad Ment. I'm just thrilling mad Men's coming back.

1680
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:57,719
Speaker 1: I love that show.

1681
01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,000
Speaker 5: I'm going to be a mess. I'm gonna be a'm

1682
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:01,600
Speaker 5: falling mess.

1683
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,439
Speaker 3: By the end of it.

1684
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:03,559
Speaker 1: It's I love it.

1685
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 2: Do you watch as I.

1686
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:08,439
Speaker 3: Like John hamelot, but I mad Men kind of. I

1687
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 3: just lost track and then I tried to jump back in.

1688
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 3: But yes, like everyone that first season, I was like, oh,

1689
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 3: this is a different kind of terrific show. Yeah, I

1690
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 3: feel like there's I'm excited. I'm when I'm a dog.

1691
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 3: I'm very excited for Game of Thrones to.

1692
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:24,840
Speaker 1: Be me too.

1693
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 3: I like everyone love that and love that. Game of

1694
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 3: Thrones is wonder It is great. Have either of you

1695
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,440
Speaker 3: read those books books?

1696
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 1: I can't read.

1697
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, if you can read, I'm so embarrassed,

1698
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:40,360
Speaker 2: which is.

1699
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 3: Why I'm sorry. We were going nowhere near l a

1700
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:49,360
Speaker 3: sad east. What is that green sign with white squigglies

1701
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 3: on it? Oh, it's that your American language again, But

1702
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 3: I sound smart.

1703
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 2: That would be it.

1704
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,840
Speaker 3: That's my new favorite character? Am I saying that?

1705
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,400
Speaker 2: Right? There's no books.

1706
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:02,000
Speaker 1: Do you recommend the books?

1707
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 5: Yeah? And if you like the show, it almost feels

1708
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,720
Speaker 5: like you're reading. I liked it because it felt like

1709
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,680
Speaker 5: I was just reading history books about these characters in

1710
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,719
Speaker 5: this crazy world. There's so much that I couldn't follow,

1711
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 5: and if you ask me any specific question about them,

1712
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,720
Speaker 5: I would not be able to answer you.

1713
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 1: At this point, you haven't read these books.

1714
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,720
Speaker 5: The covers are so beautiful, and I just go to

1715
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 5: Barnes and Noble and gaze at them lightly. No, there's

1716
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,400
Speaker 5: extremely long, and the fourth and the fifth one, I

1717
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,439
Speaker 5: think this is kind of the general opinion are not

1718
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 5: that exciting.

1719
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 2: But the third book is great.

1720
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:41,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they're enough people read those books that I

1721
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:45,960
Speaker 3: remember all this. Uh you know, all these people were

1722
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 3: up in arms about the Red Wedding or some episode

1723
01:21:51,479 --> 01:21:55,879
Speaker 3: where it was a little rapier or it was consent.

1724
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 3: I don't know that something that was consent in the

1725
01:21:59,040 --> 01:21:59,719
Speaker 3: book was.

1726
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,800
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, with uh Jamie and Ceruss, Yes,

1727
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:06,240
Speaker 5: thank you.

1728
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah that remember people getting all mad.

1729
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:11,400
Speaker 5: I think they made it rape here in the show, right,

1730
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 5: and in the book it's not like that at all.

1731
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:15,960
Speaker 3: But I yeah, it was just I'm like, wait, we're

1732
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 3: talking about villains here. I mean, I don't want anyone

1733
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 3: to get raped, but if anyone in the show was

1734
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:24,280
Speaker 3: going to get it, I choose seriously, I'm probably there

1735
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 3: would probably is going to be some backlash to what

1736
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 3: But she's really crucified. She wanted to Oh well, if

1737
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 3: you're mad that I'm happy she got raped, then you're

1738
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,160
Speaker 3: happy that a little kid got pushed out of a

1739
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,679
Speaker 3: window and it's forever paralyz.

1740
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:38,639
Speaker 2: It's a super villain.

1741
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1742
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:40,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not a good person.

1743
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:42,720
Speaker 3: It doesn't make up for it that he can enter

1744
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 3: wolves spiritually make up.

1745
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:49,120
Speaker 1: Right, You're right, it doesn't. But I do love Brown's name.

1746
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 2: Brand's wonderful. Uh.

1747
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:54,640
Speaker 1: The first episode that he was in, I was like, oh, no,

1748
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 1: I have a crush on a nine year old boy.

1749
01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 4: Everything about his face and like he was all, man,

1750
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,360
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go climb a whole building or whatever.

1751
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, I love him.

1752
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 2: Just a brave little boy.

1753
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 1: But he is in an adolescence now that has made

1754
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:15,679
Speaker 1: my crush end year old, right right, Yeah, he looks

1755
01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 1: like he's like the birds.

1756
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:21,519
Speaker 3: He's entering, and yeah, once turned eighteen, I quit looking

1757
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 3: at photos.

1758
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:23,479
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.

1759
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 3: Jo, I was doing an old Bob Sago Joe. You

1760
01:23:29,479 --> 01:23:34,960
Speaker 3: guys don't like him when I sag it up, gotta

1761
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 3: sag it up, no, dig got to sag it up. Sorry,

1762
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,439
Speaker 3: we're doing an extra long episode.

1763
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 2: I think it is a four hour episode.

1764
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:51,720
Speaker 5: Well, did you already talk about the marathon on your way?

1765
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:51,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1766
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:54,320
Speaker 5: Goddamn Well, I'm I just want to say I will

1767
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:58,080
Speaker 5: never run a marathon after today. I will actively tell

1768
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 5: people not to run marathons.

1769
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:01,800
Speaker 2: It's not unless Yeah.

1770
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,880
Speaker 3: I just all I think of is, well, it's inconvenient

1771
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:09,160
Speaker 3: for the rest of the world, your narcissistic desire to run, and.

1772
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:09,760
Speaker 5: There's got to be a better way to get a

1773
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,880
Speaker 5: Facebook photo, yeah of.

1774
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:16,639
Speaker 3: You with diarrhea running down your mask. I am Yeah.

1775
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:19,439
Speaker 3: I just don't understand why they insist on doing it

1776
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 3: in the middle of town. One of the worst days

1777
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:25,439
Speaker 3: I had a few years ago was also during the marathon.

1778
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,680
Speaker 3: It is it is a cause of heartbreak to me.

1779
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:33,240
Speaker 1: Just I really wish I had Like Bridgin and I

1780
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 1: talked about this yesterday and I was like, I'm gonna

1781
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,600
Speaker 1: look at what the path.

1782
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 4: Is and then I'll let you know what time we're

1783
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 4: going to get you. The key element that I forgot

1784
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,160
Speaker 4: to do is look at where the path was. So

1785
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,519
Speaker 4: I was like, we'll get you at eleven whatever. But

1786
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,759
Speaker 4: I was like, it's I kind of felt like I knew.

1787
01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:51,840
Speaker 4: I was so shocked to see that it really was

1788
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:55,479
Speaker 4: on Sunset like the least convenient. Oh, it's the way

1789
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 4: to fuck everything in the entire city is to fuck

1790
01:24:59,160 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 4: up Sunset bl.

1791
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,200
Speaker 5: And it's not like it's a pleasant place to run.

1792
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 5: That's the worst place in the world.

1793
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,400
Speaker 3: Exactly.

1794
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 2: Why there?

1795
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:08,320
Speaker 3: What is the novelty of it? Is it some kind

1796
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,320
Speaker 3: of a power pedestrian power move?

1797
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 2: The pedestrians are taking it back.

1798
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so sick getting hit and run.

1799
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:18,439
Speaker 3: On every other day.

1800
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:19,439
Speaker 1: This is right, isn't it.

1801
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:22,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing great. Yeah, it's uh. I knew that

1802
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 3: last I was nervous. I had trouble sleeping last night

1803
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 3: because I was worried about I think we're in good shape, by.

1804
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:32,360
Speaker 2: The way, Yeah, it's only twelve thirty, right, Oh, wonderful shape.

1805
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I was so I kept waking up because

1806
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:39,439
Speaker 3: ID a late show last night that started at midnight

1807
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 3: and oh, we screened this thing I was working on

1808
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:44,160
Speaker 3: and all the comics did twenty minutes.

1809
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: Oh so I thought you meant you screened it with

1810
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 1: your friends. You screened it at the midnight show.

1811
01:25:49,439 --> 01:25:52,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what is the thing that's great? It's uh

1812
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:56,720
Speaker 3: me being forrest gumped or green. It's me acting in

1813
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,560
Speaker 3: a green screen. And then added to the movie Cocktail

1814
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,720
Speaker 3: as a third character, and we kind of reap oh

1815
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:06,639
Speaker 3: kind of and made it more of a thriller where

1816
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 3: I'm stalking Tom Cruise and there's some scientology jokes. But

1817
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:13,200
Speaker 3: it looks amazing. Yeah, I would like you to see it.

1818
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,559
Speaker 2: It's will this be a place on the internet?

1819
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 3: But that's last night. It was so funny. There's a

1820
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,519
Speaker 3: little Q and a kind of and someone said where

1821
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,479
Speaker 3: can we see it? And he said, well, I want

1822
01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:25,439
Speaker 3: to put it on YouTube. It'll probably get taken down. Uh,

1823
01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:27,679
Speaker 3: just look for it and when you find it, show

1824
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 3: its all your friends like that. I'm like, oh, that's

1825
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:33,639
Speaker 3: how viral, that's how that happened. So we're gonna put

1826
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:34,320
Speaker 3: it on vimeo.

1827
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 5: Vimeo is kind of a more lawless and.

1828
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:41,679
Speaker 3: Because it's as long as too many cooks. I think

1829
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 3: a lot of people will see something almost twelve minutes

1830
01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:47,040
Speaker 3: and get scared. Sure, so I feel like we should

1831
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:49,640
Speaker 3: edit a little movie trailer and have that be a

1832
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:52,519
Speaker 3: minute long with all the highlights. But anyway, it I'm

1833
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 3: just gonna put it on Vimeo.

1834
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 2: And this been a ton of work.

1835
01:26:57,439 --> 01:27:01,880
Speaker 3: It has been months of work because there's all these reshoots,

1836
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 3: like we look at what comes up and then it's

1837
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:07,719
Speaker 3: not lit right and my eyeline isn't where good Brian

1838
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,640
Speaker 3: Brown is and so it's like, oh, we have to

1839
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 3: reshoot that. Also our mic broke, so we have to

1840
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,759
Speaker 3: redo the sound. So I was doing all the adr

1841
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:18,800
Speaker 3: like looping and it was dishausting, but it was it's

1842
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,200
Speaker 3: where it looks so good. It looks I mean that

1843
01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:24,280
Speaker 3: commercial was it Snickers where it's a Brady Bunch scene and.

1844
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 2: Ooks it looks like that.

1845
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 3: It's that technology but with jokes and not just Steve

1846
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:32,320
Speaker 3: Blue Shemmy, you don't know what I have to say,

1847
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 3: Marshal marsh that was.

1848
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 2: Abstinct, It was not That was not the Brady Bunch movie.

1849
01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,879
Speaker 3: But we want to do something with it, some mystery

1850
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:44,160
Speaker 3: science theater type repurposing of movies sounds wonderful.

1851
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to see it.

1852
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:48,360
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. I'm excited about it. I want

1853
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,439
Speaker 3: to talk about it, but I keep it inside, you know,

1854
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,839
Speaker 3: like a lot of my feelings. We're on Century Boulevard.

1855
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,639
Speaker 2: We were closing in on the airport was close so.

1856
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:01,640
Speaker 3: Many of our original sponsors. Remember that for yeahcout just

1857
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,000
Speaker 3: everywhere we went. He said it was a sponsor. It

1858
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:04,680
Speaker 3: didn't really work.

1859
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,439
Speaker 2: Does this episode have a sponsor?

1860
01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:11,040
Speaker 3: Not yet. We're working on that right now, Marathon.

1861
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're going to pour money this episode.

1862
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:16,920
Speaker 3: All things comedy as a whole is getting sponsored by

1863
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,480
Speaker 3: some mattress company and all the money will go to everywhere. Yeah,

1864
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:22,439
Speaker 3: that's coming. I haven't told you about that.

1865
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:23,280
Speaker 1: I saw the email.

1866
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean if it's a little bit of scratch.

1867
01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:28,160
Speaker 2: Why mattress company wants to give you money.

1868
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:29,639
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're called yet, but we aren't

1869
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,599
Speaker 3: sponsored by him yet, so I can just call them

1870
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,040
Speaker 3: pins and needles.

1871
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:39,400
Speaker 1: Don't say that we do not recommend Yeah.

1872
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:44,800
Speaker 3: Or nothing. My wife dumps while I drink wine.

1873
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:47,960
Speaker 1: When is your birthday?

1874
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:48,599
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1875
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 5: My birthday is in October. Oh, and do you want

1876
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 5: me to tell you where which airline?

1877
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:54,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we guess?

1878
01:28:54,800 --> 01:29:00,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, then his birthday in October. We're twenty to

1879
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:01,240
Speaker 2: my birthday.

1880
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 1: You're flying Alaska October ninth.

1881
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,640
Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew it was the twentieth of

1882
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:08,800
Speaker 3: the night and you are on Alaska horizon.

1883
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:11,360
Speaker 2: Nope, southwest, Southwest?

1884
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:14,000
Speaker 3: Oh God, third one and that was good.

1885
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 2: That was a very austin flight. Yeah, Southwest.

1886
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:22,880
Speaker 3: You're gonna love it there. Maybe I don't know, Maybe

1887
01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:26,360
Speaker 3: you'll be frustrated and locked in a room ruling hours.

1888
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:27,760
Speaker 3: But I hope you get a seaspoon.

1889
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,120
Speaker 2: Get to seaspoon and eat some food.

1890
01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:33,000
Speaker 3: Will be if you don't get a seaspoon. When you

1891
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:34,639
Speaker 3: eat the food, you should eat it with a spoon.

1892
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Perfect.

1893
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:36,120
Speaker 3: Oh that was dumb.

1894
01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 1: At do you eat barbecue?

1895
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:40,280
Speaker 2: I love barbecue.

1896
01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a lot of great opportunities.

1897
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 5: You're just gonna to fill myself with meat and tacosh.

1898
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do have breakfast tacos while you're there.

1899
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:53,160
Speaker 2: That's been my dream for at least five years. It's

1900
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,920
Speaker 2: the best to have breakfast in Awesome. There's people go

1901
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:56,880
Speaker 2: crazy about them.

1902
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:59,799
Speaker 3: Just all that text Max. You'll gain a few pounds.

1903
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:02,639
Speaker 3: But God, it's just the bad. When I lived there,

1904
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:06,080
Speaker 3: I just I got I ate a lot, and I

1905
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:09,800
Speaker 3: got big, and then I enjoyed every minute of it.

1906
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 3: I was also drinking beer every night. Oh thank you. No,

1907
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,360
Speaker 3: it's just kind of fishing.

1908
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,559
Speaker 2: I hope you can say that.

1909
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,960
Speaker 1: Now, do you have anything you want to plug?

1910
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,839
Speaker 2: I can plug? I mean, can I just plug products?

1911
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,200
Speaker 2: I love?

1912
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,439
Speaker 5: Sure, because I need to get the word out about

1913
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:34,200
Speaker 5: Mother's brand peanut butter Gaucho cookies. What I cannot stop talking.

1914
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:36,240
Speaker 5: For the last year. I have been bothering people to

1915
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:39,240
Speaker 5: buy these. I've heard I've never had a Nutter butter.

1916
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:42,960
Speaker 5: This is that times a billion. This is such a

1917
01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 5: superior cookie sea And they are a little expensive at Ralph's,

1918
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:50,240
Speaker 5: so I went for them to go on sale. But

1919
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,759
Speaker 5: when they do go on sale, I will buy six

1920
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:56,240
Speaker 5: to eight packages at a time. They are phenomenal. It's

1921
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 5: a sandwich cookie with peanut butter, but for some reason

1922
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:01,200
Speaker 5: it's it's the best tasting thing.

1923
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:05,920
Speaker 3: They say the Mothers gaucho peanut butter gauchos, And I

1924
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:07,200
Speaker 3: don't know if I'm pronouncing that.

1925
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:10,280
Speaker 1: A gauchos correct gaucho is a type of cookie. I

1926
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:13,759
Speaker 1: mean I referred to as a cookie.

1927
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,960
Speaker 4: But the word gaucho is like, that's a it's a

1928
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 4: Mexican cowboy.

1929
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:19,680
Speaker 3: No, that's right.

1930
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 5: See, I believe that's correct. Peanut butter gauchos. Mothers has

1931
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,920
Speaker 5: other types that are fine, fine, or I haven't tried

1932
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:30,840
Speaker 5: to have the taffy, the chocolate sandwich, but the peanut

1933
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,439
Speaker 5: butter gaucho is another world.

1934
01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:35,960
Speaker 4: I think mothers are famous for those their circus or

1935
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,479
Speaker 4: animal cookies, and those.

1936
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:44,479
Speaker 2: For me are not. That is not weird, waxy sugar, But.

1937
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 4: What's the deal with a Gaucho's So it's like a

1938
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:49,400
Speaker 4: peanut butter oreo.

1939
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,800
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's under selling it.

1940
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:56,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, the texture, the flavor, everything about this is so good.

1941
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:59,599
Speaker 2: I can't I cannot tell which.

1942
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:01,840
Speaker 3: I hate the I don't like certain words to wear.

1943
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,640
Speaker 3: I don't like the word gaucho with a cookie. I

1944
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,680
Speaker 3: like the Mexican cowboy. It makes me think of the

1945
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:09,679
Speaker 3: name gringo.

1946
01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:13,040
Speaker 2: Okay, and you know, peanut butter gringos.

1947
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 3: The gauchos used to sit and a lot of the

1948
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:19,400
Speaker 3: cowboys used to sing a song called Green Grows the Grass,

1949
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:25,400
Speaker 3: and so in mimicking the cowboys, they'd say, gringos, that's

1950
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:31,160
Speaker 3: where gringo comes from. No funny, because this is real.

1951
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:35,799
Speaker 3: Google that stuff Gringo. And then green Grows the Grass

1952
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:40,559
Speaker 3: the song pop up and Albert BROCCOLI's family invented broccoli

1953
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:48,479
Speaker 3: by crossbreeding cauliflower. And you're just saying, yeah, I'm right

1954
01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:49,360
Speaker 3: about the green coat.

1955
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:52,639
Speaker 1: Is that the only product you want to play?

1956
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:55,200
Speaker 2: Let's let me see if I can. Can I plug

1957
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 2: an album?

1958
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, we're just gonna.

1959
01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:03,679
Speaker 5: A band called Dick Diver Melbourne, Florida, fantastic Australian band

1960
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:07,240
Speaker 5: singing sad songs, wonderful.

1961
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:08,519
Speaker 3: Sad song Diver.

1962
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:09,840
Speaker 1: That's I've never even heard of them.

1963
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:11,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's a I think a lot of people

1964
01:33:11,439 --> 01:33:13,559
Speaker 5: assume they're going to be like this obnoxious band because

1965
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,880
Speaker 5: they're called Dick Diver, But I think it's an f

1966
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:17,720
Speaker 5: Scott Fitzgerald character or something.

1967
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:21,000
Speaker 2: So it's a you know, this is multiple levels.

1968
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:24,160
Speaker 3: It does make me think of a tiny guy in

1969
01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:31,320
Speaker 3: Espeedo diving into someone's your throat. Bad that sounds if

1970
01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:35,880
Speaker 3: it's anything like a swab. Alright, Okay, I've been to

1971
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:36,960
Speaker 3: a doctor sue me.

1972
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,280
Speaker 5: So that's an album I do have. It's been in

1973
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 5: the work since last July. A web series coming up.

1974
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,920
Speaker 5: I don't want to give anything away. It's gonna be

1975
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,360
Speaker 5: I'm hoping to shoot for like six seasons of this.

1976
01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:53,000
Speaker 5: We've got the first season done.

1977
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,640
Speaker 3: My friend Matti Gabretzon and I worked on it. It's

1978
01:33:56,680 --> 01:34:00,560
Speaker 3: got a beautiful Matt is my friend and mine. M

1979
01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:01,800
Speaker 3: he's great.

1980
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:05,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's fantastic. And my friend Jordan Kim is editing it.

1981
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:07,559
Speaker 5: So it's going. It's almost done, and I think it's

1982
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 5: going to really change the way people think about web series.

1983
01:34:14,320 --> 01:34:17,760
Speaker 5: It's got everything you need and I think it's going

1984
01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:19,920
Speaker 5: to be I think the first season is ten episodes.

1985
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:20,799
Speaker 1: It's got.

1986
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:26,920
Speaker 2: So look forward to that in the future. I don't

1987
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 2: know that I can describe it.

1988
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:31,280
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, that's a non existent.

1989
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:33,680
Speaker 2: No, this is It's absolutely but I don't want to

1990
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:34,919
Speaker 2: give anything away because.

1991
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:36,519
Speaker 3: I won't.

1992
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:40,000
Speaker 5: It has a beautiful theme song sung by my friend

1993
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:45,519
Speaker 5: James Girard. I composed the lyrics. It's got It just

1994
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:49,040
Speaker 5: has got so many things working for it.

1995
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:50,639
Speaker 1: When does it come out?

1996
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 2: Hopefully soon.

1997
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:54,519
Speaker 5: Jordan has been busy editing other projects, but he's I

1998
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,679
Speaker 5: believe almost done.

1999
01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,640
Speaker 1: So and are you gonna put like on Twitter or

2000
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:58,320
Speaker 1: how are you going to.

2001
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,679
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna blast this all over the internet.

2002
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 3: That's where mine, that's where mine's coming out to.

2003
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:06,080
Speaker 5: You know, it's gonna we're gonna have it on the internet.

2004
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,040
Speaker 5: We'll have it on the on YouTube, and then I'm gonna,

2005
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:13,320
Speaker 5: you know, just politely ask people on Twitter to spend

2006
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 5: some time watching it. But uh yeah, ten episodes, ten seasons,

2007
01:35:20,160 --> 01:35:25,000
Speaker 5: and look forward to that little thing in the next year.

2008
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,200
Speaker 1: And you're the star of it.

2009
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:29,320
Speaker 2: I am the star of it. Okay, you know, Matt

2010
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:30,600
Speaker 2: has a small part.

2011
01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,720
Speaker 5: And there, you know, I go through something that I

2012
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:39,519
Speaker 5: think a lot of people can relate to and have

2013
01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:43,240
Speaker 5: struggled with. And there people are gonna love it. It's

2014
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:46,960
Speaker 5: gonna really we're looking at a you know, I don't

2015
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:48,960
Speaker 5: know any web series to compare it to, but it's

2016
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:49,840
Speaker 5: gonna be the best.

2017
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,120
Speaker 3: That sounds terrific.

2018
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:57,400
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not fairly.

2019
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:02,240
Speaker 3: Well normally with our signing honk, but yeah.

2020
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:05,680
Speaker 2: I feel like this made do it here, Jack Allison.

2021
01:36:05,479 --> 01:36:09,639
Speaker 3: No way, do you know that guy who is it?

2022
01:36:10,479 --> 01:36:13,880
Speaker 2: Oh? Not that guy, that fellow writer.

2023
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:18,400
Speaker 3: Well nice Jack, we'll wrap it up.

2024
01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:21,839
Speaker 2: Thank you for you. I'm sorry that we had terrific

2025
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:23,160
Speaker 2: This was a struggle today.

2026
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:25,759
Speaker 3: No, it was fun. It was a great special episode.

2027
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,639
Speaker 3: We're gonna honk at your friend because I'm gonna say

2028
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:31,880
Speaker 3: thank you for being on d ride n a R.

2029
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:42,200
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly Right production.

2030
01:36:42,680 --> 01:36:44,520
Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson.

2031
01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:45,960
Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.

2032
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,240
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

2033
01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:50,479
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen kil Garrett.

2034
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:52,360
Speaker 1: Art work by Chris Fairbanks.

2035
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,360
Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar podcast.

2036
01:36:56,479 --> 01:36:58,840
Speaker 4: That's d y n a R Podcast.

2037
01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:02,880
Speaker 3: For more and from nation, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

2038
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.

2039
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:09,960
Speaker 2: Mm hmm