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Speaker 1: Brand new song called Me. What's the song about? No Me? You?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the day. We've got such a busy day. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The official Elvis Durand morning show. House party director is

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Speaker 1: on the way, David Burtka. Yes, he's coming in to

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Speaker 1: teach us how to have a house party. All right. Also,

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Speaker 1: Phil On? And our first calling the day is Phil High,

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Speaker 1: Phil Hill. This. How are you guys doing? We're doing okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. You have a big music festival in

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Speaker 1: Next weekend? Oh? Next weekend? SunFest? Next weekend. I thought

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Speaker 1: Story in the Morning show, Christina on the line, Hi, Christina,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Hi. Can you hear us? I can't hear. Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Where do you live now, Christina? I live in Vermont.

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Speaker 1: Oh please, you're up to your ass and trees too many?

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Speaker 1: what is Boxing Day? In Canada? It's the day after Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Isn't in England too? It's the day after Christmas and

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Speaker 1: it's like a bank holiday. I don't know exactly why,

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Speaker 1: but there's a lot of sales. Don't they call it

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Speaker 1: Boxing Day? Because you put your stuff back in the

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Speaker 1: box and return it. There a boxing match? That is there?

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Speaker 1: We got these little sure holidays? What about Sadie Hawkins Day?

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Speaker 1: Is there a Sadie Hawkins Day? It's such a sexist thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's when the girl can ask the guy

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Speaker 1: to the dance and he can't say no, and only

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Speaker 1: today he's never asking. I'm just a girl who can't

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Speaker 1: say no, yes, scary. Who are you texting? You're always

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Speaker 1: you know, in the middle of the busiest show on earth,

430
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Speaker 1: You're you're always texting. So I have several jobs here,

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Speaker 1: No you don't. You have one job to make big

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Speaker 1: Daddy happy. Make big Daddy happy. So when are you

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Speaker 1: going across the street to plant the tree? I was

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Speaker 1: still trying to talk to our executive producer, Straight Nate

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Speaker 1: about when we plan to do that. He's busy looking

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Speaker 1: up Sadie Hawkins. I see that, all right. I'll row

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Speaker 1: of tuesdays another one. What's pancake Day? It's um, It's

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Speaker 1: it's the day before Lent starts on ash Wednesday. And

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Speaker 1: it comes from Old Middle English words shriven, meaning to

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Speaker 1: go to confession to say sorry for the wrong things

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Speaker 1: you've done, shriven. Yeah, okay, and then you eat pancakes.

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Speaker 1: It's like they also call a pancake day. To answer

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Speaker 1: my dad, Hey, what about groundhog Day? Where did that

444
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Speaker 1: come from? Do we know? Second? Thank you ray Man?

445
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: Where is it from? We need answers? We celebrate this.

446
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Speaker 1: He was like, oh my god, it's crowndhog Day? Without

447
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Speaker 1: thinking why is it? Where did it come from? Just

448
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Speaker 1: came from February. Second, what's scary. I don't know who

449
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Speaker 1: could have done this, but somebody deleted. I'm just a

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Speaker 1: girl who can't say no for me. Obviously they're not gay.

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Speaker 1: How come you know? Let me be in charge of

452
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Speaker 1: the music. Let the gay guy run the music on

453
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Speaker 1: the show. Do you have all the show tunes ready

454
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Speaker 1: to go at all time? You know? What about talk

455
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Speaker 1: like a Pirate Day? Why do we have that on

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Speaker 1: the calendar? No, that one's kind of useless. Let's getting

457
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Speaker 1: too our first Danielle Report of the day. Danielle. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's a little movie that's out right now. And maybe

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Speaker 1: you've heard about Adventures on Game. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: any of you heard about it. To see it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. So I'm we're all nervous wrecking here

462
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Speaker 1: because we all can't go see it like right now,

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Speaker 1: so we have to wait. A couple of us have

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Speaker 1: to wait till next week. Blah blah blah. So please

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Speaker 1: don't give us any spoilers. We don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: But you have invested forty five hours into all the

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Speaker 1: Marvel films. This is what it all comes down to.

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Speaker 1: Some people don't know how to get through a three

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Speaker 1: hour movie. They're like, how am I going to hold

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Speaker 1: my pe for three hours? So there is a really

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Speaker 1: cool article that came out that I tweeted for you

472
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Speaker 1: at Danielle Monaro, and it will tell you how to

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Speaker 1: get through the three hour movie, what you need to

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Speaker 1: do to prepare yourself right, like when to pee. They're

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Speaker 1: telling these are the lulls in the movie. So go then.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Avengers, you know it's playing right now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: there there are theaters playing at twenty four hours a day.

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Speaker 1: There are people who were missing our show because of

479
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Speaker 1: that movie. It came out last night. Our ratings are

480
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Speaker 1: going to plummet. Our friend amp Man already saw it.

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Speaker 1: He had a seven pm ticket. He was in the state. Ratings.

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Speaker 1: I have permission to go see the movie during our show,

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Speaker 1: No Dan, So they told us that they were in

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Speaker 1: a good place, and they have said it again. Our

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Speaker 1: boys and jonas brothers in a good place with each other.

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Speaker 1: Nick says that back in twenty thirteen it was very unhealthy,

487
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Speaker 1: very unhealthy relationship. But now we're in a better place

488
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Speaker 1: and we're enjoying the ride. So that's cool. So did

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Speaker 1: you guys see the wax figure of Amelia Clark's Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones character from Dublin? Are you spoiling something? It

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Speaker 1: doesn't look Look how ugly it is? Oh, it looks

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Speaker 1: like so wait, so I tweeted it. I tweeted this

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Speaker 1: out for you as well, just in case you want

494
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Speaker 1: to see it at Daniel Monaro because it looks nothing

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Speaker 1: like this girl. She's so hot and this does not

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Speaker 1: do her justice. So go see it when you get

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Speaker 1: a chance. Hold on a second, people aren't texting in

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Speaker 1: that our show is like, it's there's a problem with

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Speaker 1: our show. Is our satellite about to fall out of

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Speaker 1: the sky? There's apparently there's a hiccup every once in

501
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Speaker 1: a while while we're talking on everyone's radio, Scalpe, can

502
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Speaker 1: they fix that? Please? Okay, how do you stop the hiccups.

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Speaker 1: Do you like to stand on your head? Hold your breath?

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta hold our breath so the hiccups

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Speaker 1: will stop. Nine cups of water. It looks like Britney

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Speaker 1: Spears is out of her mental health facility, but TMZ

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Speaker 1: is saying the doctors are still working on getting her

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Speaker 1: medication in order, so that's happening. But she did reunite

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Speaker 1: with her kids, so that's good. And James Cordon did

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Speaker 1: something really cool. He heard that a twelve year old

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Speaker 1: cancer patient really wanted to do a little car pool

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Speaker 1: karaoke with him, so he flew him out to California

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Speaker 1: and they did car pool karaoke. So we're going to

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Speaker 1: get to see it very soon. I love James Cordy.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we have James Cordon come in? What's the matter?

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Speaker 1: It didn't like us? He doesn't. He always turns us down.

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Speaker 1: I love him, I don't care, well, don't love him anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 1: slid into the DM again. A little movie you might

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Speaker 1: want to see, Avengers End Game. It's all about that.

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Speaker 1: If anything even tried to go up against this movie,

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Speaker 1: that's just terrible. Player. Also, this weekend, you've got a

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Speaker 1: lot of cool things on television. Homecoming on Netflix, Lunatics

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Speaker 1: on Netflix, Sam is Love and That. Keeping Up the

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Speaker 1: Car with the Kardashians is on this weekend. The Real

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Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta. Game of Thrones, of course, is on

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Speaker 1: next hour. We gotta talk about Black China. Did she

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Speaker 1: get into Harvard? No? I don't think so. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time to talk about the problem we're having right

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Speaker 1: now with our show. Okay, in some cities, apparently our

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Speaker 1: voice is hiccupping because of the satellite at outer space.

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Speaker 1: Let's travel to outer space, shall we? Hey, Jeff, Engineer Jeff,

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Speaker 1: he's on the case. So if you're hearing me hiccupping

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm sorry. Did I just hiccup again? Engineer Jeff?

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Speaker 1: Can you please explain what's going on? I think there

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Speaker 1: might be an issue with our primary connection to the satellite. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're switching. It's a long wire. So it's a very

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Speaker 1: long wire, goes from New York all the way to California.

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Speaker 1: Do you have to fly to another planet or something

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Speaker 1: to fix that? I mean, so the up link, the

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Speaker 1: primary we're switching to a backup path. How many satellites

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Speaker 1: do we own well, we own two satele well one satellite,

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Speaker 1: two uplink in California, two in Texas, and four paths

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Speaker 1: from New York to the uplink. It seems like, with

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Speaker 1: all that technology, a little bit of inductancy, he's sounding

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Speaker 1: like crap right now. One would think, is there you know,

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Speaker 1: they should give us the button right here so we

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Speaker 1: could fix it ourselves. It would be nice. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you engineer, Jeff. Everyone's wing sound like crap right now.

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Speaker 1: I didn't understand it. People are texting and we're hiccupping,

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00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: and Philly we're hiccupping, and everywhere Miami, Lancaster. Well this

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Speaker 1: song are the robots? I ask a question, what does

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Speaker 1: up exactly sound like? What do we sound? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know because we hear us live, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm kind of jealous that we can't hear

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Speaker 1: how bad we sound. Did someone record it and play

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Speaker 1: it back? Someone please record what we sound like? But

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Speaker 1: here in New York City we sound great? Oh great?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I mean, can you hear the hiccup there? Froggy, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is happening here. So we were hiccupping in Jacksonville

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Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, well I just switched over to listen

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Speaker 1: to the the you know what it sounds like on

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Speaker 1: the air, and yeah, it is hiccupping a little bit.

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Speaker 1: They're saying it's getting worse. Channel ninety nine nine and Dayton,

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Speaker 1: Ohio check it in, it's getting bad. Casey one on one.

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Speaker 1: In Connecticut st we sound awful. People are talking about

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Speaker 1: Black China's hilarious hiccups are everywhere. Hampton Roads is hiccuping,

567
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: Delawares comming. This is a list of people places where

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Speaker 1: we sound awful. We just go home. I mean, seriously,

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Speaker 1: if you go to work at the Tyson chicken plant

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Speaker 1: they don't have chickens, you just go home. Yeah, where's

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Speaker 1: the chicken separator? That machine that separates the chickens? Why

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Speaker 1: why go to working? Look at that? They say, we

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Speaker 1: sound fine. In Jonah's Pennsylvania. Oh Jonahs, where all the

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Speaker 1: bears are? I know? All right, Well they're working on it.

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Speaker 1: So we just turn off the show. Yeah all right, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go home. Oh we should see Avengers now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go, come on, let's go see Avengers. We've got

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Speaker 1: a busy day. We have to plant a tree. Uncle

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Speaker 1: Johnny's making chocolate pretzel shots on National Pretzel Day. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Even with hiccup and we got

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Speaker 1: to stay. Why does Great Tea wearing a What is

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Speaker 1: he wearing? Oh my god? I think technically you have

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Speaker 1: to be a worker of the city in order to

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Speaker 1: plant something, so maybe this is his his disguise. Can

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Speaker 1: you describe what he's wearing. Well, he's wearing an orange

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Speaker 1: highly reflective vest and a hoodie, actually a rain repellent

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00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: hoodie because it's pouring outside. Why are you wearing a

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Speaker 1: reflective vest? Well, because I don't want a car to

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Speaker 1: hit me while I'm digging and working on the side

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Speaker 1: of the road. The cars don't drive in the park,

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Speaker 1: I know. But you ever see when you drive by

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Speaker 1: people are working, they always wears reflective I think you

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Speaker 1: should go the opposite way. I don't. I think you

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Speaker 1: should be discreet. You think so, yeah, because I don't

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Speaker 1: want them seeing you planting a tree because they'll make

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Speaker 1: you stop. Oh yeah, all right, all right, okay, it's

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Speaker 1: arbor day. What's the problem. Nothing, there's no problem hiding.

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Speaker 1: What kind of tools do you have? We gotta move on.

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Speaker 1: What kind of tools do you have? You're using a spoon.

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Speaker 1: It's an ice cream scooper. Oh my god, I did

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Speaker 1: I forgot my little shovel, so I'm using an ice cream.

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Speaker 1: You're presenting a tree with an ice cream super little tree,

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Speaker 1: all need a little hole. Oh my gosh. Our satellite

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Speaker 1: is hiccupping and you're using an ice cream scoop the

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Speaker 1: planet tree. The Morning Show's official Twitter accounts tweet us

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Speaker 1: at Elvie Stertio tweets for people to cross the country.

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Speaker 1: Elvie sterran in The Morning Show. Between work and family,

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Speaker 1: I'm always on the go, and with Audible autobooks, it's

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Speaker 1: easy for me to listen to a juicy celebrity memoir

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Speaker 1: or maybe even a sexy romance while I'm doing other things.

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Speaker 1: It's so fantastic. You gotta try it. Your first audiobook

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Speaker 1: is free at audible dot com. Slash Elvis. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing word that we're still hiccupping a little. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sorry if you're listening to us. I don't

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Speaker 1: see one hundred in New York. There's no hiccups here,

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Speaker 1: but everywhere else they say it's it sounds like they're

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Speaker 1: editing us because we're using foul language. Maybe we are.

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Speaker 1: So here's here's what's happening. You know how it is

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Speaker 1: when you're talking on the phone. Someone described this on

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Speaker 1: the text. You're talking walking on the phone, and then

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Speaker 1: if someone's trying to call in and so for a second,

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Speaker 1: your voice just kind of dips out like the Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So here's what we do. Let's make our words longer

624
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Speaker 1: so when it cuts out, they'll hear us. Okay, Elvis,

625
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: great idea. That won't be irritating at all. Hey, where's Gandhi?

626
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: Well where's Gandhi? She's gonna help Greg Tea plant the

627
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: tree where she's down in the rat Park. Well, no,

628
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: she's observing from our third floor window rat Park to

629
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: pick the exact perfect spot for this tree. Is this her? Gandhi?

630
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: Are you on the phone? Am I pushing the wrong button?

631
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how this works? Hello, Gandhi? Hello, Oh

632
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: so there you are. So you're looking out the window

633
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: at rat Park to help Greg Tea, oh, choose the

634
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: place for the tree. Okay. I'm staring directly at him

635
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: right now. He's kind of pacing back and forth. I

636
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: think he needs help. Okay. So Rat Park is the

637
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: park directly across Avenue of the Americas from the Elvis

638
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: Durand building. Yes, I have an aerial view. Okay, well

639
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: I just hung up on her. Okay, call back back.

640
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: Why didn't you lunk it in? You look it in?

641
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: Hold on? Here we go. Hello Gandhi? Sorry straight name

642
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: doesn't he's a phone. That's okay. I'm still I'm still

643
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: up here with an aerial view. We're good. Okay. So

644
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 1: you can Great Tea. Can you see Gandhi looking out

645
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: the window at you over there in Rat Park? Yes?

646
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: I got It's so cool. I could see Is it

647
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: funny how people? It's cool you can see people? Yeah, window,

648
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: and then I could talk to her, and I see

649
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: that Great Tea is like he's like my dog match.

650
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: He gets so excited. I can see you in a window.

651
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this incredible thing in our building. Okay,

652
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: So Gandhi and you can see Greg Tea in rat Park.

653
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: So we're we need okay. Okay, So so you want

654
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: to show him where to plant that little tree, little

655
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: pine tree, right, because I have a good view up here.

656
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: It's arbored. Okay, we'll go ahead. Okay, so you know,

657
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: it could be in this area or it could be

658
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: over here in this other area that we're appointing to.

659
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: Now you can decide where you think we should put it.

660
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: I think it needs to be wherever we are going

661
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: to have the most safety from all the rats. So

662
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: if we go a couple steps to your right, like

663
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: up into all that foliage where the bushes are, no

664
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: other way, no way. Hold on the foliage and the bushes,

665
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: that's where the rats, that's where they live. Yeah yeah,

666
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: now okay, so I guess we want to put him

667
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: in the mud then, where there's lots of space. So okay,

668
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: do I do you want me to walk forward? Yeah?

669
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: Go forward a couple of steps. Wait, no, go backward? No,

670
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: go back right, go a little bit to the right,

671
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: to my right, yeah yeah, okay, Hold on, what's your

672
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: logic here, Gandhi? I mean, are you looking for a

673
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: place where the tree will be safe? A symbol? It

674
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: needs to be visible, you know, I want it to

675
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: be safe and visible. And I think where he is

676
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: right now, there's too much other stuff that's going to

677
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: come up around it. So we have to find him

678
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: like a nice open muddy patch right here. Then a

679
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: couple of steps to the right, go back other way. Okay,

680
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't decide moment. Yea, it is

681
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 1: a big moment. We only have one tree to plant.

682
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: Did we name the tree? Did we give him a name? No?

683
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: We happen to where to plant the sibling? I think,

684
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: in honor of the Avengers movie, we should call him

685
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: baby group. Wait, wait back to what you just said, great, Tea,

686
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: we're not planting a siblings called that's what you said

687
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: it was. It's a sadbling, a sapling, a symbol. I

688
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: bet your sister wishes she could she could plant her sibling.

689
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: I call sibling, no sapling. All right, really, I'm gonna

690
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: give you guys thirty sayings to in a place to

691
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 1: plant this tree. Okay, I know you just navigated through

692
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,439
Speaker 1: all that mud, but I don't really like that spot either.

693
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: I think we need to find a better spot. All right,

694
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: you have now twenty seconds to find a place to

695
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: plant that sibling. Go forward, Tea, move forward a little

696
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: bit to the left, to the left the other way.

697
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: Stage right there. That's a spot are here, right there? Yeah,

698
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: I got it, all right, I'm gonna plant it right here.

699
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: I'll call you guys back. We want to hear you plant.

700
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: I want to hear you put the ice cream scoop

701
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: in the ground. Oh my gosh, I'm watching him from here.

702
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: This is awesome. Oh my god, I won't all right,

703
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: So as you're you're hearing it happen, live great Tea

704
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: is planting a tree in rat Park. Because it's our birday.

705
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: I encourage everyone can go out to home depot and

706
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: buy a sibling, as he called it, and plant it.

707
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: Plant a tree. Hey, how farked out? All have to

708
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: pig Well, you need to dig deep enough for it

709
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: to you know, take root, right, I think, Oh, I

710
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: think you're deep enough there, te Wow, he really dugs

711
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: fast with that ice cream scooper. I know you know

712
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: that thing go through a frozen ice cream. All right,

713
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: are we done? Ale, I have a whole Well, we

714
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: all done? All right, thank you, We're done. Okay, plant

715
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 1: the tree and then take a picture. Okay, okay, right,

716
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: thank you. Gandhi, come back to work, okay, bye, right, Gandhi.

717
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: She's gonna sneak out and go see Avengers. That was

718
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: good radio, right there, planting Andrew. But you know the

719
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 1: thing is that we're doing something great. We're planting a tree.

720
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go visit it on my way

721
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: to my car today. I'm excited. I hope it last

722
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: that long. What's scary? I thought maybe he should plant

723
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: a second tree, blindfold him and have the listeners tell

724
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: him to take five paces this way and that way

725
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: and wherever it lands is where the tree has all

726
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: What a bad idea? Anyway, Well good, no, I think

727
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: they like I could see this to it list Get

728
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: another tree. There's another one actually in the other room

729
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: there is. You want it. Let's keep him out there

730
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: planning tree. Welcome back, Gandhi, we missed you. It was

731
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: a nice view up there. Okay, so the next tree,

732
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: we want to do what Scary says, which is get

733
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: listens on the phone and say take seven paces left right,

734
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: and he's gonna be blindfolded and he has to plant

735
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: the tree. And even if he's in the middle of

736
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: six avenues so big right into traffic exactly the pothole.

737
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: But hey, have you guys had a chance to watch

738
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: the Louie Tomlinson video. Yeah, yes, it's so beautiful. Tell

739
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: me what you think. I love it. It actually made

740
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: me a little teary, and you know, it's tough to

741
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: get me there. But I was like, oh, this is

742
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: so cute. It sort of reminds me of upas how cool.

743
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: I was getting a little nervous for the man because

744
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: he was he's so old. It's eighty three years old.

745
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: So when he's on like the roller coaster and everything,

746
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, gosh, please don't have a heart attack. That's

747
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: all I get. Things. Oh no, we put Uncle Johnny

748
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: on a roller coaster if he can survive one. So

749
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: what Louie Tomlinson dead is He took this guy he

750
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: found had a bucket list eighty three years old. He said,

751
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna help you check everything off

752
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: on your bucket list, going on roller coaster, doing all

753
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: sorts of things. The guys saying opera. I mean, yeah,

754
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: they have a lot in common because his wife passed

755
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: away from Alzheimer's around the same time that Louie mom

756
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: passed away from cancer. Well, there you go. The name

757
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: of the song is Two of Us. I'm gonna play

758
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: the song for you, but I want you to do

759
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: a Google for the video and go watch it. Our

760
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: buddy Louie Tomlinson, just me and no one knows. I

761
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: will hold you at one love for the two of us.

762
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: There you got two of us, Louie Tomlinson. Great video,

763
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: go watch it. I can't wait to get him up here.

764
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: You know, he was originally going to be here the

765
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: week that his sister passed away, and so we had

766
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: to postpone. Buddy. I know, I know he's gonna be

767
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: up here soon. So let's all just calm down. You're

768
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars free. Monty phone tap is on the way,

769
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: so I hang out. It's one from David Brodie, so

770
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: you know it's from the King of all phone taps.

771
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: That'll be great. Let's get into the three things you

772
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: need to know, Gandhi. What's going on? Well? Sadly five

773
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: people are dead after some really violent storms took over

774
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: the South yesterday, and they're saying that the Southeast and

775
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: mid Atlantic today can also expect some crazy storms with

776
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: the strong winds, hail, tornadoes, all types of weather. Uber

777
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: drivers planning a twelve hours strike across lots of major cities,

778
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: and the company's about to go public too. They are

779
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 1: protesting low wage and bad benefits. It's gonna happen May eighth.

780
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: If you use Uber, they're shutting the apps off on

781
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: May eighth, or they're shutting their driving capacity off on

782
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: May eighth. They're gonna be upset about that. And finally,

783
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: if you love potato chips, you might like this new Airbnb.

784
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: It's an Idaho and it is a giant six ton

785
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: potato hotel on four. No, it's not. It's a potato hotel.

786
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: It looks like a potato potatotel. Yes, potatotel. For cool

787
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars a night, you and a friend can

788
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: stay in a potato I like that one. Those are

789
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: our three things. Okay, thank you, all right, you're in

790
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars free mony phone tap coming out? God,

791
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: what is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the

792
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Ever lay in bed, exhausted after a busy day,

793
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: but you can't fall asleep? Well, that recently happened to me.

794
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: So I tried new drug free Zequial pure Z's melatonin

795
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: gummies to help me fall asleep naturally. And let me

796
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: tell you, I woke up totally refreshed and ready for

797
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: the show. You gotta try him. Tell mister Rand in

798
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: the morning shows, Free Money fun Tap, Here we go.

799
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss Yo's homemade free money phone taps. But

800
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: you can still have it in your kitchen. I know

801
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: I had it in my kitchen last night. If you

802
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, Gandhi knows what I'm

803
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: talking about. You know what they say, I'm a chef

804
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: in the bedroom and a horror in the kitchen. Is

805
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: that what they say? Anyway? Yeah, we've had a great

806
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 1: week of thousand dollar phone taps. Yo's homemade. Look, you

807
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: know what I again. I don't want to call it

808
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: a jarred sauce, but that's what it is. Because when

809
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: you say jarred sauce, you're like, well, I don't want that. No,

810
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Rayo's has totally changed everything. Yo's homemade sauce is so

811
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: delicious and I always have it in the pantry ready

812
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: to go because you know I like it in the

813
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: pantry too. You can try to trick us with that sauce.

814
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: It's so good. I mean, they had many different rays

815
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: sauces to choose from, but the Rayo's homemade Marinarra that

816
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: is the original one. You can you can actually add

817
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: to it if you want. I like a little sautee

818
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: garlic on the bottom of the pan. And then I

819
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 1: had a quarter of a cup of red wine. Yeah,

820
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: I buy, I buy some Italian sausages, and I pull

821
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: the Saudiers meat out of the sausages because I love

822
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: putting my hand my fingers around that sausage and milking

823
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: it like an utter. And then you sautee that sausage

824
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,439
Speaker 1: and put that Rayos Homemade in there. Oh yeah, I'm

825
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: so hungry. And you know what, you know what else

826
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: I learned about Rios Homemade yesterday. It's keto friendly? Is this?

827
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: I do believe so that you don't. They have a

828
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: keto section at the grocery store. Now tell them I

829
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: said hi. Anyway, So Rayo's Homemade delicious. It's it speaks

830
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: for itself and we speak for it as well. And

831
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: thanks to Rayo's Homemade, you're about to win a thousand dollars.

832
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: We give you the phone tap. As soon as it's over,

833
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: I'll give you our phone number. We're giving a lot today.

834
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: You call it and you win a thousand dollars if

835
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: you call on one hundred. Shall we move forward? Yes,

836
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: all right, let's go. Elvis durand Elvis Durant phone tap,

837
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: the king of all phone taps, Dave Brody, Thank you, Elvis.

838
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: What's your phone tap about today? I'll listen to Martha

839
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: and her co workers wanted a phone tap. Their co worker, Virginia.

840
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: She's had a big problem with a Chicken order she placed,

841
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: and I call as the company to figure out what

842
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: the problem is. And I just want to say, I

843
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 1: nail this accent. Okay, Oh god, here we go, another

844
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: bad accent from Brody calling from the Chicken company. Lets, Virginia,

845
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: may I help you? My name is Ken Free Chick.

846
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm calling from now for going to chicken. Yes, I

847
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: understand you had an altercation in one of our stores

848
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: and he's our engineer born. Yes, could you please tell

849
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: me what the problem was from your perspective? Sure? Absolutely. Um,

850
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: this is a office. Um. We had a gentleman go

851
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: in there with everybody's order. Yeah, all right. Then when

852
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: he came back, we were charged for um I believe

853
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: it was popcorn chicken. He did not get it. Um,

854
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: So we sent another gentleman back to get his food,

855
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: and Miss Funny whatever her name is, she was yelling

856
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: at me. She was completely rude and as a customer.

857
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: I don't think you want that kind of person representing

858
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: your company. And she was just extremely rude and obnoxious

859
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: and yelling at us. Let me ask you a question.

860
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: Was it possible your coworker ate the food on the

861
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: way back to your office? Now that's ridiculous if you

862
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: don't even calling me with that kind of I mean, really, like,

863
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: what are you trying to do here? I'm trying to

864
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: solve the problem, maybe work out a get certificate for you,

865
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: but you're getting all rude at me. Now I understand

866
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: maybe why there was a problem. The point is is

867
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: that how rude the girl was to us. She was obnoxious,

868
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: she was yelling, and there was no need for it. McKy.

869
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, man, absolutely, hold on there, hold on, Yeah,

870
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: I got me a real lab one here, real spit

871
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: fire and yeah, you know she is. She's a jackass

872
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: with a jukebox. I got her on hold and not hold.

873
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: I talked to her in a minute. She's like a

874
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: beaver with an overbite, you know what I mean. I

875
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: car hold on a second, hold on, Hello, you didn't

876
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: have me on hold. Just now. I heard everything you

877
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: just said. I have a real spitfire. Well, ma'm you

878
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: know you're I said, you're you're a spit fire, like

879
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: you know you're sark. I heard exactly what you said.

880
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: What is your title there, Kent Customer service manager, Customer

881
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: service manager. Thank you very much for nothing? All right,

882
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: all right, that's fine. Then hold on a second. Let

883
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: me put my boss on the phone. Okay, Hi, this

884
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: is James Carlson. I understand you were on the phone

885
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: with the rude thing. I can't even believe you have

886
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: these kinds of people working in your company. He said,

887
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 1: can you please get seagles? Can you get to the point. Okay.

888
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: I proceeds to put me on hold, and then he

889
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: didn't put me on hold, and I heard him talking

890
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: about I'm a spitfire. I'm this and I'm not right.

891
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm appalled by the way that you guys are handling

892
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: this situation. It's over a four dollars piece of chicken,

893
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: and Kent is the rudest thing I've ever met in

894
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: customer service. Let me talk to him real quick, and

895
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back on the phone, get your information

896
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: and send you one hundred dollars gift card. You hold

897
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: on one second, Yes, please, Hey, can't get in here

898
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: a minute? Please? Yeah, what you want? I have this

899
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 1: woman on the phone. Okay, her name is Virginia. Yeah,

900
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: that's the woman I told you about. She's nasty. I

901
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: get that she's a little on the bitchy side, but

902
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: we have to make sure our customers are happy. Go inside.

903
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell her I yelled at you, and that'll be

904
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: the end of it. Okay, she doesn't sound too bright anyway.

905
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, hello, Okay, what's your name? James went Carlson?

906
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I suppose I heard you speaking to him.

907
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: I heard you speaking to him. You guys must have

908
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: a problem with your whold button. And yes, you do

909
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: have to keep your customers happy without talking about them.

910
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you when you're like, you know,

911
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: you're really snotty towards that's ridiculous. It's not even worth it.

912
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: Thank you. I will take this up with somebody else.

913
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Thanks. Can't you cost me two

914
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: hundred bucks? I gotta talk to this idiot. The idiot?

915
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: Come on, are you kidding me? You just called me

916
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: an idiot? No I didn't. You're gonna say you didn't

917
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: call me? I have three people sitting in my office

918
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: and they heard you call me an idiot. Martha and

919
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: your co workers actually are phone tapping you. This is

920
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: Dave Rody from Elvis Rand the Morning, Virginia. Oh my god, Rody,

921
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: that was awesome. You know me, I'm kind of cold

922
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: on phone taps. I think that was a fun perfect

923
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: phone tap. I'm glad you like that. I mean, bad accent,

924
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: but great phone tit. I thought that was awesome. That

925
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: was fun. All right. If you have an idea for

926
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: a phone tap, or better yet, if you have someone

927
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: in your life that's very gullible, very phone tapable, let

928
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: us know about them. So they wrote it can phone

929
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: tap them with a bad accent, but it'll be fun.

930
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: I'll go to Elvis Durand dot com and click on

931
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: the phone tap linkheap And thanks to our friends at

932
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: Rayo's Rayo's Homemade the sauce that doesn't taste jarred, Yeah,

933
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: be called one hundred. We'll give you a thousand dollars

934
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Elvis

935
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning shows Free Money, phone Tap Entry

936
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: and Foe and Rules. So visit Delvis Durand dot com.

937
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: Sword contests, Elvis Durand in the morning shows free money,

938
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: phone tap and we go talk to Rachel. Hi, Rachel,

939
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Hi guys. I'll look at you acting

940
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: all happy like you just want a thousand dollars or something.

941
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I heard of racing. Pull my car

942
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 1: off right, look at that. Well, I'm glad you pulled

943
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: over because it's true, Rachel, you just won one thousand dollars.

944
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited. I love you guys.

945
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: I call every time you guys give away something. I

946
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: never thought i'd win anything. Well, now look, you know

947
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: now you have a month off because now you can't

948
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: win anything for another thirty days. We have rules, have

949
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: a month off. Oh look, Rachel, a thousand dollars come

950
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: in your way. What are you doing this weekend? Rachel,

951
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: Now that you're a thousand air Well, my daughter has

952
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: prom tomorrow, so I'll be studying my whole day getting

953
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: her ready and yeah, taking pictures and sending her off

954
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: for that. So now she's doing a risk crsage or

955
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: a corsage on her dress. Um. She usually does a

956
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: risk fassage. Her boyfriend's mom usually makes them, and she

957
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: does really good with them. So, hey, how can we

958
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: wait till prompt to wear a risk corsage? We should,

959
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,879
Speaker 1: we should wear them every day. I've been thinking about that. Well,

960
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: Daniel's arm candy looks like a risk fassage. So anyway,

961
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: I love it too. So your daughter goes to Fort

962
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: Fry High School? No, she goes to water From High School.

963
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: All of course, you know they bitter rivals. They are

964
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: very much are Rachel's coming from Waterford, Ohio. Look, I

965
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: hope you have a great weekend. You tell your daughter

966
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: to have a great night at the prom. Okay, all right, great,

967
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: thank you guys, don't hang up. We gotta get your

968
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: address for sending you a thousand dollars. And thank you

969
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: to Rio's Homemade for an entire week of free money

970
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: phone taps. I want them back? Can we get Rao's

971
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: homade back? Love them? All right? I love a straight nate. Sure,

972
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: I like it when he talks in falsetto. That's usually

973
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: when you know you're not gonna get your way voice

974
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: when I say, hey, could you book James Gordon for

975
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: the show. Sure, that's not gonna happen. Uncle Johnny's here

976
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: high Uncle Johnny's gay and he wears a tupa. It's

977
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: time for her, Uncle Johnny. Did you see how beautiful

978
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: the cups look while you look at my chest with

979
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: the alcohol, got chocolate and nuts. I got chocolate and

980
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 1: nuts on my chest, Uncle Johnny. Today is National Press

981
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: whole day. So first of all, before you get going,

982
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: we want to thank our friends at Philly Pretzel Factory.

983
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: We love pretzels. When it comes to pretzels. When I

984
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: lived in Philly, a hot, soft pretzel with mustard that

985
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: would be my lunch every day. Oh so good. Of

986
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: course I got big floppy boobies from it. But because

987
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: I did it every day, no protein hababy, Not every

988
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: day is a good idea, but you know, every once

989
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: in a while is good. But thank you so much

990
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: to Philly Pretzel Factory. Uh. They brought us these party

991
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: trays full of soft pretzels, and if you hadn't, yeah,

992
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: they were delicious. They're quite the distraction. Every time we're

993
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 1: looking for someone, I look out there and they're hoarding pretzels.

994
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: Great Gray Tea is eating seventeen pretzels. Already, back away

995
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: from the pretzels. Who's this? Hello? Twenty Hello, Hello, Hello,

996
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: I think I ate too many. Oh god, are you

997
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Oh God, Now pretzels don't make you potty?

998
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: That was something you ate last night. I gotta go

999
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,439
Speaker 1: buy it. But anyway, so we're also celebrating the national

1000
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: and celebrating National Pretzel Day with Uncle Johnny. I tell

1001
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: you how hum So Alex and I are good friend

1002
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: Mikey Solinari. He's a bartender at the world famous Stone Wall,

1003
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: and we're going there for cocktails on weekends from time

1004
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: to time. You know, I do drink on festive occations

1005
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: from time to time. And yes, Mikey Solonari used to

1006
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: make us. The make us these chocolate pretzel shots and

1007
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: they taste like pretzels with a little salt on the

1008
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: rim rim room. And so Uncle Johnny says, I'm a

1009
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: bad a boy, tend Mike Sadonari let me make those.

1010
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: And sure enough, Uncle Johnny made him even better than

1011
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: Mikey solin Ars. Well, actually I just went on to

1012
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: Huline and said chocolate pretzel about cocktail. Okay, Well I

1013
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: really kind of deflated my story. I just told I

1014
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: just really gave you a great compliment. I went on

1015
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: lying to add I added to it. You make it

1016
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: fun to me. I was based buy to me. All right,

1017
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, you know I was just listen. He sounds

1018
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: like miss it comes. It gets to the point now

1019
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: where I speak like Uncle Johnny. I think I sound

1020
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: just like him. He does. He does it un planes,

1021
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: he does it in public, and he looks at me.

1022
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: He goes, Uncle Johnny, I'm here. Um, we played my

1023
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: song the time, Johnny. All right, Uncle Johnny, Okay, what's

1024
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: in the precl chocolate pretzel? Now the one meet you

1025
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: like that Mike Selinary made. Yeah, I got ready. He

1026
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: get speaking the microphone, Uncle joh one uh announcing a

1027
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: half of whipped vodka Ple whipp clean. Pinnacle has a

1028
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 1: vodka that takes like whipped cream. Right, pinch is salt

1029
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: and a shot glass and Frangelica. I should get a

1030
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 1: job at the United Nations being a translator out and

1031
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: now from the country of old Men. Here's Johnny. Now

1032
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: when I'm making mine, mine is different mine. I got

1033
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: Como vodka, the Pinnacle whip cream. You're speaking to the microphone, Johnny,

1034
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: panicle whip speaking to microphone. Okay, I got a little

1035
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: cream to coco and I got a little friend Angelica,

1036
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: so I could make your shots and then I have

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00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: a little Irish cream which goes in if I want

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00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: the cocktail one okay. So you're doing chocolate pretzel drinks

1039
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: and shots. Yeah, whatever whatever you like, if you just

1040
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: want okay, well I just want a chocolate pretzel shot.

1041
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: I want to drink. Are you taking orders? No, I'm

1042
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: gonna make them and then whoever wants one? Fine, So

1043
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: hap up, happy bright. Let me read this Happy National

1044
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: Pretzel Day chocolate pretzel cocktail and has all the information

1045
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: okay to make it and you can get it online. Johnny, Johnny,

1046
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: do you know the vowels? Can you say? Say the vowels? Ay?

1047
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: I owe you? Okay, ay, I owe You'll all be okay, okay, okay,

1048
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: made me a cocktail, Uncle Johnny. Hey, while you're doing

1049
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: that turn off, we haven talked to uh Liz. Hello, Liz,

1050
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: what are you doing her? Hey? Elevins what I'm so

1051
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: excited to be on with you. You're excited to have you.

1052
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: I wish you were here having clocktails with um yea

1053
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: now Uncle jOAI International Pretzel Day. So we're having chocolate

1054
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: pretzel shots. So anyway, so you took my advice yesterday.

1055
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: What did I you shouldn't do that? What did you?

1056
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: What did you do that I told you to do? Do? Yes?

1057
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to call and actually thank you because I

1058
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: was so inspired by your uh advice to d m

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00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: your favorite artist. Right, So I um DMed a really

1060
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: cool street artist that you've probably heard of, Dane in NYC. Yes, solutely,

1061
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: I know who that is. It's a great, fantastic street artist.

1062
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: So you DMed him? What happened? I DMed him and

1063
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: like was sweating on my chest and he wrote back

1064
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: to me right away, and I have my first piece

1065
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: of real art on my way to my house. I

1066
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: love that. There's nothing better than receiving your first piece

1067
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: of real art. It's so fantastic. I'm so proud of you.

1068
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: Johnny's first art was from Picasso when Picasso was in

1069
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: art school. Anyway, that's great. So, Liz, how long will

1070
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: it be until you get your your piece? Um? I

1071
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: don't know yet. He didn't send me the traffic tracking info,

1072
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: but I'm like, resh, refresh, I can't wait. I love that. Listen, congratulations.

1073
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: When you receive it, will you take a picture and

1074
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: send it to us or post it in an antagus.

1075
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: I want to see what you got. Yeah, definitely, I

1076
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: love that. Have a great weekend, you art collector. You

1077
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: you're an art collector. Now, thank you, Liz, have a

1078
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: great one. You know. This all comes from our conversation

1079
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: with Callan, who was here yesterday doing his fake art

1080
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: show here in New York. He got so much response

1081
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: he sold out some of his shows this weekend. Yeah.

1082
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: And that heart that he made, the one that Miley

1083
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: Cyrus Scott was gorgeous. I that's supposed to be mine.

1084
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 1: I want that piece on my walls. Oh maybe Miley

1085
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: will sell it back. Yeah, you know what, He'll do

1086
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: one for you anyway. Well, if you check me out

1087
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Elvis Duran, you can see some of

1088
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: Callen's art. It's great. Oh this is my uh my

1089
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: first shot. I can It smells like someone's been wasted

1090
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: for days in here. That's what it sounds like. That

1091
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: is that you won't go He've been wasted for years,

1092
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: all right, I mean, let me get let me do

1093
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: my shann Oh oh how was it? What's that taste like?

1094
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's good, looks like yeah, that's that's

1095
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: really convincing. It's a shot but that's really good, and

1096
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: he coated the rama of the shot glass with crushed

1097
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: up a chocolate pretzels and salt. That's awesome. You should

1098
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: do one of those, Daniel. I'm gonna no, I'm gonna

1099
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: be flying high if I do one of those. I

1100
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: had a lot to do today, you know. David Burtka

1101
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: is on the way. Let's get good, get good and

1102
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: twisted before he gets here. Hid all right, Daniel, you're

1103
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: on what do you all right? The Bradley Goopher says

1104
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: he would like to get back together with Lady Gaga

1105
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: for a script reading of A Star is Born where

1106
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: they sing all the songs because they see how well

1107
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: the movie did and how much people love this movie,

1108
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: so it just kind of makes sense. So hopefully they'll

1109
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: get back together for that. So we all know it's

1110
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: all about Avengers End Game today and last night. If

1111
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: you saw it, I know a lot of people saw

1112
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: it already, don't tell us what happened. I can't wait

1113
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,800
Speaker 1: to see it. We're going, I can't wait. In the movie,

1114
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: they do mention Fortnite that's known, So if you go

1115
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 1: to Fortnite today, there's tons of Avengers End Games stuff there,

1116
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: Avengers of Challenges, Infinity Stone things. You can buy the

1117
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: Black Widow outfit. You can also earn the Avengers um

1118
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: Quinn Jet. So a lot of cool things at Fortnite,

1119
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: So you may want to go over there today and

1120
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: play Fortnite if you're not playing already, which you, by

1121
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: the way, are you're listening to our show. This is

1122
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: a spoiler free zone. We're not spoiling any Avenger stuff.

1123
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: And speaking of Avengers Endgames, so, Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott,

1124
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: and Stormy dressed up as Avengers End Game superheroes for

1125
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: Travis's birthday party. They were all in different costumes. It's

1126
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: actually really cute. They looked great. He had a costume on,

1127
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: shee a costume on. The baby had a consume on.

1128
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: The cake was um was decorated just like the movie.

1129
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,919
Speaker 1: So it was I feel like we're in a bar

1130
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: while forever. So the party was really really cool and

1131
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 1: they looked awesome. So that's awesome. All they do is party.

1132
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: There's like fifty of them. And by the way, the

1133
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: cake said happy birthday. Husband. The guy did it again

1134
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: on Jeopardy last night. I know he won again. Sixteen episodes.

1135
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: Gandhi was saying mean things about him. We were okay,

1136
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: I was baited into it. What was the guy? What's

1137
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: the guys? He's won like a million and a half

1138
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: or whatever. He's won over a million dollars, right, And

1139
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,479
Speaker 1: someone said something looks off on him, and oh, someone

1140
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: said that. Gandhi said, he looks like someone. I said,

1141
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: he has that look like someone who stapled squirrels to trees.

1142
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: I was baited into it. They started it, They started it. Oh,

1143
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: I just added a little zazz, was like one of

1144
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: those guys who stapled squirrel to trees. I've never seen

1145
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: what those guys looked like. They got that look in

1146
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: their face like they do it. The guy looks normal

1147
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: to me. I keep making fun of someone. We don't

1148
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: do that everyone right now. So last night he said

1149
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: another record, he won one hundred and thirty one thousand,

1150
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty seven dollars in one game. Wow.

1151
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: And on average, this guy has won seventy six thousand

1152
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: dollars in episode. So we'll see how far he can go.

1153
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: A smart guy, Hen Jennings seventy four games. This guy

1154
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: so far sixteen games, but he's won more than Ken Jennings, Right,

1155
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: he's yeah, but he got there faster. Yeah, he got

1156
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: there faster. So keeping up with the Kardashians, the Real

1157
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: Housewives of Atlanta, Game of Thrones all going down on Sunday.

1158
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: You also have Lunatics over on Netflix, Homecoming on Netflix.

1159
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: NFL Draft we have that again, of course, and um,

1160
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: you know, let's go and find your own stuff this weekend.

1161
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: Hey here in New York. Uh, you know who? You

1162
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: know who? Annadelvi is, the the fake heiress. Give you

1163
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: heard the story. She's awesome. Come here, Andrew, Come here,

1164
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: Andrew loves the story. Loves Hey Andrew, Andrew, how much

1165
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: do we love ANNADELVIHI? You know how I'm talking about, right,

1166
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: She's the best. You tell everyone who she is. And

1167
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: she was convicted, by the way. Yes, she's like McFarland,

1168
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: the guy from Fire Festival. But what she did was

1169
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: pretended to be an heiress, so she would so she

1170
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: like conned her way into getting free hotel rooms. She

1171
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: flew this person from New York Magazine I think out

1172
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: to Morocco and then was like, oh my god, my

1173
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: credit card wouldn't go through. Would you mind putting the

1174
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: seventy thousand dollars credit card charger in your bill and

1175
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: I'll pay you back. And the girl from New York

1176
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: magazine did it. Oh my god, she conned out like

1177
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars from people. She's

1178
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: been leaving tabs across America and beyond. I mean, and

1179
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 1: she just because she's pretending to be rich. Yes, So

1180
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: all I had to do in this world is pretend

1181
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: to be rich and you get free flights and stuff. Yeah,

1182
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: social media influencers. I think it's great. Yeah. According to documents,

1183
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: she represented herself as a German heiress with sixty million

1184
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: dollars in assets, and she tried to get Alan for

1185
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: twenty million for her foundation air quotes. Wow. She allegedly

1186
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: presented forged bank statements and would also deposit bad checks

1187
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: then withdraw the money before they bounced. I used to

1188
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: like that in college, A fake heiress. Anyway, I just

1189
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, we should never applaud people who

1190
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: pull crap like this, but you just gotta love them. Yeah,

1191
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: it's fascinating, and it's extra fascinating that apparently portraying yourself

1192
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: to be rich gets you a bunch of free stuff.

1193
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem to work out right. The story is though,

1194
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: as you said she was online, she was. She was

1195
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: on social media. Everyone's life is perfectly curated for social media.

1196
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: Some of these jury experts say people are fake, people

1197
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: are phonies. The money is just all hype alone, but

1198
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: you believe everything you see. Yep, and the Netflix documentaries

1199
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: coming out at the end of this year, so everyone's

1200
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: going to binge that. It's like like straight nit pretends

1201
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: to be good looking, he has as convinced that he's hot.

1202
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: You're a fake good looking guy. Ells when I'm having sex,

1203
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about please don't turn the lights

1204
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: on and see my stomach today. I'm going to go

1205
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: home and stuff my cabbage naked and drug and I

1206
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: wasn't even drunk. I was just like stupid Gandhi. I

1207
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: just want to put out there that forgive. This is

1208
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: not one of my stronger treats. Starting your day in

1209
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: the morning show. Between work and family, I'm always on

1210
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Speaker 1: the go, and with audible autobooks, it's easy for me

1211
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: to listen to a juicy celebrity memoir or maybe even

1212
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: a sexy romance while I'm doing other things. It's so fantastic,

1213
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Speaker 1: you gotta try it. Your first audiobook is free at

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Speaker 1: audible dot com. Slash Elvis behind Me anticipated Avengers Endgame

1215
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: finally hits theaters. Avengers das expected to shatter box office records,

1216
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: super hero super fans assembling. Thousands of showtimes are sold

1217
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: out nationwide for Avengers fans, today is like every holiday morning.

1218
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 1: A lady. I always said no more surprises, but I

1219
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: was really hoping to pull off one last month. Hi, Abigail,

1220
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm a fantastic guys. Heah, stop it.

1221
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: Misty in the Morning show, just received a text from

1222
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: someone who's going through a really rough morning, and I

1223
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: just wanted you to know we received happy, fun, insulting, sad, enlightning.

1224
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 1: We see we received everything on the texts. Uh, there

1225
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: is someone right now listening who's going through something really rough.

1226
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: Their mother is having some health issues. Just dump the

1227
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: kids off at school, sitting in the car trying to

1228
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: collect themselves. So let you know I'm thinking about you

1229
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: and I want great things to happen for you and

1230
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: your family. All the warmths to anyone out there who

1231
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: is experiencing anything that's bringing them down. Yeah, someone's trying

1232
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 1: to put your shine out. Someone's trying to blow out

1233
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: your candle. Don't let them. And even worse than that, Danielle,

1234
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: someone's blowing out their own candle. Someone's taking their own

1235
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: shine away. Don't do it, Yeah, don't do it. Be

1236
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: your cheerleader. Yeah, like you say, don't ye my yum. Look,

1237
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be all granola and look I

1238
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: know we have Sam to make us feel good. Why

1239
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Speaker 1: do I You don't need me to do it, But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I just want you to have a great weekend and

1241
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,800
Speaker 1: take care of yourself first, and you can take care

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01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 1: of others. Producer Sam is here with a great story

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01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: about a friend who crapped himself. We'll talk about that.

1244
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: As I asked you earlier in the show, have you

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01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: ever shaken hands and met someone and they reminded you

1246
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 1: that you've slept with them before? No? Have you? Where's

1247
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: this coming from? Also to coming up later? Uncle Johnny

1248
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: is here. How do you what microphone is he on there? What?

1249
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep with anybody? Okay? Uh? Do you have

1250
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 1: jokes today? Uncle Johnny? Yes? I do. Okay, we'll not yet.

1251
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny made these incredible chocolate pretzel cocktails and shots

1252
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: and it's National Pretzel Day. They're fabulous. Oh okay, he

1253
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: remembers he's on radio, so rather than saying thank you,

1254
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: he just nodds. We're about to go around the room.

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01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: Of course, Froggy's got a chime in. We got Froggy.

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01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: Do you have that sound of Uncle Johnny? I do? Well? Yeah,

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01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: do you want to tell? Okay, Johnny, we didn't want

1258
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: you to know that I did this, But do you

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01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 1: want to tell Uncle Johnny what I did? I'd say

1260
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: in Miami, he's talking to you. Here we go, ok alright,

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01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: So in Miami, Uncle Johnny, we were giving away, as

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01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: you know, we're going to Puerto Rico in a couple

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01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: of weeks, and so we're giving away a trip all

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01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: weekend this weekend in Miami, and so Elvis cut some

1265
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: audio pieces to kind of tease that the whole weekend

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01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: is about giving away a trip. Yeah, this is running on,

1267
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: This is running on. Why one hundred all? Here we go, okay,

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01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: here all weekend we're sending you to Elvis Durand's party

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01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico, and a lady who wants to special

1270
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny cocktail give you that electrophono. Sorry about that.

1271
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: Look we're flying non stuff. Okay, that's enough that it's

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01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: me pretending to be Yes. It was very good though, amazing.

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01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: So uncle Johnny, you're gonna live forever because I will

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01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: you know, when when you're gone, I will still be

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01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 1: here doing you. They'll it'll be fabulously would god for

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01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: a week? And Alex and him didn't that about? We

1277
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: called me doing silly stupid things? Okay, well you got

1278
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: one was Gady DeVito and maybe look alike. I know.

1279
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 1: All right, so get your jokes ready to go, but

1280
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 1: not yet, Okay, producer Sam, oh, let's go. Yeah, let's

1281
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: do producers him first, I'm gonna go around the room.

1282
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 1: So who is this and what is this sound we're

1283
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: about to play. He's a family friend, he's someone I

1284
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: grew up with, and he's just very stubborn. So the

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01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: entire family got food poisoning at a family dinner over

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01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: the weekend. And this gentleman is the one who thought

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01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: he could beat it and decided not to take off

1288
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: of work. So he's not a Texter. These are the

1289
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: voice memos in one clip he sent his kids the

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01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: day he tried to get away from taking off work,

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01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: crap myself stuck in traffic. I couldn't get to the

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01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 1: side to go to any place, and I thought it

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01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: was gas and it wasn't. Oh my god, I just

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01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: crapped myself again. I'm two minutes from the house. I'm

1295
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: not just shooting out uncontrollable. I just made it to

1296
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I was taking my pants off Mount Vesuvius.

1297
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: I got over my shirt, my jeans every place. Oh

1298
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: my god, I just took a brown shower. I was

1299
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: so much crap all over me. Oh my god. So

1300
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: why was he recording? Okay, why was he recording this?

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01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: He's not a Texter, so that was the equivalent of

1302
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: him sending his family a tech. Why did he need

1303
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: to tell them all the the gentleman that he is.

1304
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: Everyone's very informed. None of that was ironic or funny

1305
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: to him, which is what makes it so Now does

1306
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: he know that we're playing it on the show. Sam

1307
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 1: is just such a great, great human being into so

1308
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 1: many fabulous positive things for people. But everyone's in while

1309
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 1: she has to be evil evil. You just saw your

1310
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: evil son. Thank God, we love you. Sam. Let's go

1311
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: around the room. Gandhi what's on your mind today? Um? Okay,

1312
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: so I'm really excited. I'm going to hang out with

1313
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: a friend this weekend who I haven't seen since eighth grade.

1314
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it's been so long. Shout

1315
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: out to Brandon. Are you a little nervous? No? Should

1316
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: I be? I don't know. I'm nettle excited. Huh is

1317
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: that the picture? Yeah? Oh? Why is he hot? Show

1318
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,560
Speaker 1: me the picture? All right? So, so what are you

1319
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: going to do with someone you haven't seen since eighth grade? Oh,

1320
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna go check out the Empire State Building and

1321
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: just kind of poke around the city and see what's

1322
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: going on. All right, let me see that's nice? Oh,

1323
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: Uncle Tony, you want to see he's nice? Oh yes,

1324
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 1: drop over the house after your thing doesn't even work?

1325
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: Will you stop it? Okay, let's don't tell him that

1326
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: because you'll start talking dirty. Hey, Froggy in beautiful Florida,

1327
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 1: Ready for a beautiful weekend? What's on your mind today?

1328
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: Ready for a very beautiful weekend? I live in a

1329
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: very condest household is I'm sure that doesn't surprise anybody.

1330
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: So the thing we do now is when a package

1331
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 1: comes to the door, we all fight over who ordered

1332
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: what now? Because the UPS truck stops at our house

1333
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: every single freaking day. My wife orders everything online. Yesterday

1334
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: she ordered bedsheet clips so that the bed sheets will

1335
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 1: stop coming off the bed, like, so they'll stay wrapped

1336
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 1: around the mattress. Oh yeah, I'm like, well, you got

1337
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: to stop ordering this stuff. Just stop. It's stuff you

1338
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: didn't know you need it, but you need No, we

1339
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: don't need it. My point, we don't don't help the

1340
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: economy buy things. Seriously, nothing going on in my bed

1341
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: that's making the bedsheets come off the side of the

1342
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,600
Speaker 1: as you're Sam, what's going on with you today? All right?

1343
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: Back to nice Sam. So I want to give kudos

1344
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: to all of the companies out there that take care

1345
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 1: of their interns and actually hire them, because that's the

1346
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 1: reason so many of us are here today. That's why

1347
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm here you too, Damn y'all. I do right. And

1348
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 1: I got to work with Danny yesterday, who was Jake's

1349
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: video intern, and she was on her ish I remember her,

1350
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, just starting out here, how nervous she was,

1351
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 1: and I had like a proud Jewish mother moment watching her.

1352
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: So thank you to this company and all their other

1353
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: companies that actually hire their interns. Look at that. We

1354
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,680
Speaker 1: have the best interns in the world. What, Brody, I

1355
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: don't understand what you're saying. All four people are on

1356
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: the table. We forgot Garrett also a former intern. Yeah, yeah,

1357
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 1: Danielle Gandhians uncle Johnny is still an intern. We love

1358
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 1: the best interns, Danielle. I want to intern Danielle the

1359
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,440
Speaker 1: lated birthday because our birthday was yesterday to our friend Jerelis.

1360
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 1: We absolutely love her. She is a listener that came

1361
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 1: up to us and she's going through some stuff right

1362
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: now and she's just so amazing and I wish everyone

1363
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 1: could live their lives the way she lives her life.

1364
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: And she's having a huge birthday party this weekend, which

1365
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: I know a lot of us can't be at. Well.

1366
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: We want you to know, Jealis that we love you

1367
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: and we're thinking of you and happy birthday. Remember her,

1368
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 1: she was on our show. She had a bucket list. Yeah,

1369
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: she's a bucket list. Time is ticking. Got to get

1370
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: out there and live your life and do the things

1371
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: you want to do before your life ends. Yeah, didn't

1372
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:55,640
Speaker 1: we learn something from that? Oh? We did? And she

1373
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: just turned twenty so well, yeah, happy birthday. We love you, Jellies.

1374
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: Let's get some ound on with Garrett. Garrett, what do

1375
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: you have? All right? Lesten dedicate all new music that

1376
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: came out at midnight. Of course, we've been playing Taylor

1377
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: Swift with Brandon Jury. This is not not me but me.

1378
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 1: It's me. Promise that you'll never find another like me. Wow.

1379
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: I love great collaborations. Yeah, he's awesome. All right. Marshmallow

1380
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,960
Speaker 1: Tiger up. Chris Brown. This is lighted up. You're a

1381
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 1: if you're a real you've seen the video. Yeah, Marshmallow

1382
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: in the background with a big old head, and Marshmallow

1383
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: produced the new Kelly Clarkson song That's how too. Yeah.

1384
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: Zara Larson this is wow wow. Hold on, Marshmallow so busy.

1385
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 1: He's busier than all of us combined. Okay, let's go

1386
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: to Zara Larson. This is wow. Job, job, job, job,

1387
01:10:53,520 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 1: my god, my job job done. Emotion. There he goes

1388
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: Zara Larson, and then Martin Garrett's your favorite el this

1389
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: uh teaming up with mac lemore Patrick Stump from Fallout Boy.

1390
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: This is Summer Days. This is all my favorite people

1391
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: on one song. You look good in the morning, and

1392
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: even can we play this? Do we have it? I'll

1393
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: get it love Martin Garrets and all of them. I'm sorry,

1394
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 1: you gotta think for dj M stay too positive. And

1395
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,640
Speaker 1: then finally Chain Smokers ty Dolla sign this is do

1396
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 1: you mean what you say? What you say you can

1397
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: take away in my gospel, but in faith what you

1398
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:52,880
Speaker 1: say excellent new music today. Then I'll we'll grab the

1399
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 1: Martin Garretts songs. Oh please do if we have time,

1400
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: I got to play that. Thank you Garrett, You're You're welcome.

1401
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,400
Speaker 1: I gotta go Uncle Johnny about tell some oaks. So

1402
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: excited about that. Hey, you know who's coming on in

1403
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 1: a few minutes. David bertka his first cookbook is called

1404
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,920
Speaker 1: Life as a Party. It's out and it reminded me

1405
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,400
Speaker 1: of the very first dinner party I ever threw. Do

1406
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 1: you do you ever think about your first dinner party?

1407
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 1: Can you think back that far? I think about still

1408
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: planning it. I've not done it yet. No, you gonda

1409
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 1: you so you don't really have people over to the

1410
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,599
Speaker 1: house because I know you have a thing about people

1411
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 1: having forcing them to take their shoes off. Yeah, which

1412
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,599
Speaker 1: is part of the reason that I don't have dinner parties.

1413
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm taking my shoes off. Okay, then I'm gonna have

1414
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 1: a dinner party, no shoes allowed. Some people do, though

1415
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,920
Speaker 1: some people don't like to think, Like my parents do

1416
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 1: not want to pick their shoes off. They can't come

1417
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: to the dinner. But they tell me take your shoes

1418
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 1: off when you came to my house as a kid,

1419
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 1: when you lived at home, Why am I gonna do

1420
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,040
Speaker 1: it in your house? All right, Well they can't come in,

1421
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 1: that's right here. So my first dinner party, I remember

1422
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: how nervous I was. I had friends over. We're in college.

1423
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do I do? I made a lasagna,

1424
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 1: a nice salad. It's impressive with some wishbone in Italian dressing.

1425
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: You do anyway? I mean your first dinner party. I

1426
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: mean I remember we had this conversation on our show.

1427
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:05,880
Speaker 1: I think it was one of the end terms. Was

1428
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,920
Speaker 1: having their very very first dinner party that week, and

1429
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,439
Speaker 1: they were so nervous. But it's great anyway. So David

1430
01:13:10,479 --> 01:13:16,080
Speaker 1: Burtka's book Life is a party deliciously doable recipes. He's

1431
01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:17,200
Speaker 1: going to be here in a few minutes to talk

1432
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 1: about that. What you have questions for him? From everybody on.

1433
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 1: We have questions for David. Okay, look at that. We

1434
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: did say he can't come up unless he brings food,

1435
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 1: something from the cold. Well, scary, back off, what are

1436
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 1: you doing? All those pretzels are still hungry? Uncle Johnny?

1437
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 1: Where are your Uncle Johnny jokes? Got it right here?

1438
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,040
Speaker 1: All right? Do you have music for Uncle Johnny? I

1439
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:43,160
Speaker 1: have some rim shots? All right, So when he says

1440
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 1: something funny, you'll hear this. And everybody says a joke

1441
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: that isn't funny, you'll hear this exactly. You may hear

1442
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,599
Speaker 1: the cricket. I didn't hear anything, all right, Uncle Johnny.

1443
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 1: By the way, thank you again for these beautiful um

1444
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 1: chocolate prental shots. Thank you. All right? All right, so

1445
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: let's get some Uncle Johnny joking. Joking's going on here?

1446
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 1: All right? Well, here we go. This is it is

1447
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 1: so far said. All right, we're getting settled. Here is

1448
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 1: set up. It's hilarious, all right, hilarious. You're gonna go

1449
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna knock yourself out here. All right, here we

1450
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:22,600
Speaker 1: go Uncle Johnny telling a joke. All right, What is

1451
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: a superhero's favorite part of the joke? What is the

1452
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: superhero's favorite part of the joke the punchline, it's Avenger's Weekend.

1453
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 1: I get it all. He's blaming Brodie. Really, it's funny

1454
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 1: because we thought these were your jokes. Yea, they are.

1455
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,479
Speaker 1: What do you get if you cross Captain America with

1456
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 1: the Incredible Huke? What do you get uk the star

1457
01:14:55,400 --> 01:15:04,200
Speaker 1: Spangled Bruce Banner? Oh all right, it's a venture weekend people.

1458
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,719
Speaker 1: What do you call iron Man when he isn't wearing

1459
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 1: any clothes? What do you call iron Man? Stock naked thing?

1460
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: He had explain it instead of admitting he's Spider Man.

1461
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:27,519
Speaker 1: What does Peter Parker tell people when they ask what

1462
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: he does for a living? What he says? He's a

1463
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: web designer? All right, I kind of appreciate that one, alright,

1464
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 1: Which which my whole superhero has a yacht, plays polo

1465
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:50,560
Speaker 1: and eats a lot of mayonnaise? Who the wasp at?

1466
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:55,840
Speaker 1: What is aunt Man's soup? Why is aunt Man's suit

1467
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:06,200
Speaker 1: never wrinkled? Why he uses iron Man? Is he done? Yeah?

1468
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 1: I like that lost one. Thinker? Are we voting for

1469
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: our favorite? No? No, that's I love you, Uncle Johnny.

1470
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: By the way, it is Avengers Weekend and you know what,

1471
01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 1: don't be in a hole. Don't don't spoil it for anyone.

1472
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm about to unfollow like six of my meme accounts

1473
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:28,680
Speaker 1: that I follow because I know they're going to do

1474
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: something dumb and post some type of spoiler because they

1475
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,280
Speaker 1: have to get in on the meme early. What was scary? Scary?

1476
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 1: You were saying your friends are sending up Yeah, what

1477
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,760
Speaker 1: I got seventeen texts in a row. I have to

1478
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,800
Speaker 1: delete one of my friends now because he set up

1479
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 1: a group chat between twelve of us and he didn't

1480
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 1: do anything but put a graphic and he just wrote

1481
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 1: a major Avengers spoiler. He wrote, Batman dies. No weird,

1482
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,400
Speaker 1: don't get mad at me, don't get bad at me.

1483
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 1: He's not in it. You know someone out there. It's

1484
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:01,280
Speaker 1: like I have to turn off the radio. He told

1485
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: me that Batman dies at Avengers. No, that's if you're

1486
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 1: dumb enough to turn us off because of that. Goodbye?

1487
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,720
Speaker 1: Right anyway? So your friends sitting up? Yeah, before I

1488
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,160
Speaker 1: can even react, he just I look at my phone.

1489
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 1: I see a picture and then a major in all

1490
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: caps spoiler. It doesn't even It took me a while

1491
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 1: to think, and I'm like it just sunk in. I'm like,

1492
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:24,600
Speaker 1: block your friend, all right, block. So as you know,

1493
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 1: it's been so long since I've been excited about going

1494
01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 1: to see a film, and so I'm gonna do it.

1495
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I might go see this by myself

1496
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 1: if I can't find someone to go with me. When

1497
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: there's a ticket available, I'm going solo because some places

1498
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 1: there's only one ticket. Yeah, like you know, you can

1499
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: get one single tickets. They I don't have any double tickets.

1500
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 1: Never gone to a movie, aland this is gonna be

1501
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: the weekend. Well, people are watching it now. It's been

1502
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:47,680
Speaker 1: out since midnight, right right? Yeah, well no, somebody went

1503
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,559
Speaker 1: at seven pm last night? Really okay? Okay, so people

1504
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 1: and people are in the movie theater right now watching

1505
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 1: and they're not going to hear the three things that

1506
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,639
Speaker 1: Gandhi wants you to know, right right. One of those

1507
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 1: things is about Avengers. It's already breaking all types of

1508
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:04,479
Speaker 1: opening night records. Yesterday alone, they pulled in forty three

1509
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: million dollars. They expect it to beat Infinity Wars. All right, Danielle,

1510
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 1: this one's for you. Amazon's gonna offer free one day

1511
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,120
Speaker 1: shipping for Prime members and handling. I know, used to

1512
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,920
Speaker 1: be two days. You stepped to wait two whole days.

1513
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 1: Now it's only going to be one. They haven't announced

1514
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,559
Speaker 1: when they're rolling it out, but they have said it's

1515
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:21,640
Speaker 1: going to cost about eight hundred million dollars. We think

1516
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:26,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna make up the difference. Okay, And finally, I

1517
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,759
Speaker 1: want to know how many people would actually be interested

1518
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 1: in this? Be honest. Doctors have invented a new plastic

1519
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: surgery procedure where they sculpt your belly fat into a

1520
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 1: six pack. I'm I'm in, I'm in totally want to

1521
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: do it now. They say it doesn't look perfectly natural

1522
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 1: just yet, but it's not too bad a little bit.

1523
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 1: But if you want to be the guinea pig, what

1524
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,720
Speaker 1: can you do to give me a perky butt? Oh,

1525
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,720
Speaker 1: there's plenty of stuff for that. Ask the Kardashians. And

1526
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,880
Speaker 1: those are your three things? Thank you so much. Natural.

1527
01:18:55,000 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm the Kardashians. That's right. Froggy is

1528
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,320
Speaker 1: the great American food news source. That's right. I love

1529
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,559
Speaker 1: Friday food news. All right, what's going on, Froggy? Well,

1530
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,880
Speaker 1: as you know, today's National Pretzel Day and the Philly

1531
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 1: Pretzel Factory, Philly's famous pretzel purveyor, is giving away free

1532
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,400
Speaker 1: soft pretzels all day long today. If you've got other

1533
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:24,680
Speaker 1: fine pretzel connoisseur organizations in your area, make sure to

1534
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: check those out. You'll get some free pretzels today. And

1535
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,560
Speaker 1: thank you to Philly Pretzel Factory for bringing these incredible

1536
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: soft I just's the only way I like my pretzels saft.

1537
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 1: Starbucks bringing back a fan favorite. It's too early in

1538
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,960
Speaker 1: the year, Elvis for the pumpkin spice latte, but the

1539
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 1: s'mores Frappaccino it's gonna start next Tuesday, so you'll be

1540
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: able to get that at Starbucks all across our fabulous

1541
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: nations starting at next Tuesday. Summertime is here. Ben and

1542
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:53,720
Speaker 1: Jerry's has added new flavors. The Red, White and Blueberry

1543
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 1: is a new flavor they have and the ice cream Sammy.

1544
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 1: You want to get an ice cream sandwich. Ben and

1545
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 1: Jerry's has add of that as well. And I know

1546
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: it's a problem all around offices and at your house.

1547
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: Everywhere people steal food. I want to tell you right

1548
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: now the top five foods most stolen at home and

1549
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:15,479
Speaker 1: at work. At home, potato chips, are the top stolen

1550
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: food in your house? You buy potato chips, somebody else

1551
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 1: eats them, ice cream number two, candy, three, fruit, and

1552
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 1: then juice at work. Chips are the most likely to

1553
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: be stolen, but then fruit comes in at number two.

1554
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 1: Stealing fruit. I've stolen all of these things. Yeah, and

1555
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,559
Speaker 1: then candy is three, coffee, juice four and five. Ye.

1556
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,679
Speaker 1: People stealing foods stealing. I'm gonna go take this apple

1557
01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: juice around, put it in my Did we talk about this?

1558
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:51,080
Speaker 1: Someone made fun of me because I like apple juice? Yeah?

1559
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 1: It was it. You only kids freak apple juice? I

1560
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 1: believe I did. Yeah, that was Nate made fun of

1561
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: the vehicle in which you drink it from, which is

1562
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 1: a box. If you drink it out of like a cup,

1563
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 1: it's okay, But you drink a box like a box.

1564
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: I drink my wine from a box. Up coming up.

1565
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,559
Speaker 1: Nothing like a good Capri sun every night. I got

1566
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,680
Speaker 1: get the stab it with a straw for sunny d too.

1567
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:16,880
Speaker 1: Of course you do. When we were in Singapore, I

1568
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: got apple juice every day and everyone had something to

1569
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 1: say about it. We're drinking apple juice again? Who old

1570
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 1: are you? These are the these are the same, the

1571
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,400
Speaker 1: same a holes that they say. You can't call them

1572
01:21:25,479 --> 01:21:27,519
Speaker 1: chicken fingers. You're older, now you got to call them

1573
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:32,439
Speaker 1: chicken tenders. Right, I'm calling them chicken fingers. If I want.

1574
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 1: You don't like it, you can, you know, you can

1575
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 1: pinch it. Is David Berka here yet yet? Oh my gosh,

1576
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,880
Speaker 1: we we have a runner. I hope you walk down

1577
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 1: the building. We have lots to learn from coming up.

1578
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:55,160
Speaker 1: You got the Morning show. Red Nose Day is back

1579
01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: at Walgreens. Purchase a new everyday hero Red Nose Today,

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Speaker 1: and join wal Greens and help end child poverty. Walgreens

1581
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:08,080
Speaker 1: trust it Since nineteen oh one. Elvis Duran in the

1582
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So excited to have David Burtka here. He

1583
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,640
Speaker 1: has a new book called Life Is a Party, deliciously

1584
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:16,640
Speaker 1: doable recipes to make every day a celebration. I mean

1585
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:19,640
Speaker 1: even the title is festive. Yeah I know. And like

1586
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 1: I said before, he took me back to my very

1587
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: first dinner party. Now I love having you know who

1588
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:27,880
Speaker 1: loves during dinner parties? Uncle Johnny? Oh yeah, oh my gosh. Absolutely.

1589
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: He buys out Costco every two weeks and serves it

1590
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,960
Speaker 1: to a friend I'm happy one tomorrow. Now you want

1591
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:37,160
Speaker 1: to come? Uh no, no, no, I do want to come.

1592
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:40,200
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't unfortunately have something. So you know

1593
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,759
Speaker 1: this book is especially for you, Uncle John. You should

1594
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,519
Speaker 1: write a celebration book of cookbook or something like that.

1595
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 1: Here should all right? Moving on? Okay, let's get into

1596
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report, and then David Burtka will be in. Yeah,

1597
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,080
Speaker 1: and we'll learn all about his book, and we have

1598
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: some questions from our listeners too. Good. All right, Danielle,

1599
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,800
Speaker 1: what's going on? You may have figured out that today

1600
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,280
Speaker 1: is a big day for Marvel fans. Avengers end game

1601
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: is in your theater since last night, and uh, maybe

1602
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:06,760
Speaker 1: you don't know how to make it through a three

1603
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 1: hour movie. Well, I have some tips for you if

1604
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 1: you go to my Twitter at Danielle Monaro talking about

1605
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,760
Speaker 1: like what you should drink, what kind of fluids, what

1606
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 1: kind of costumes you should wear that you'll be most

1607
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 1: comfortable in if you're gonna go in costume. And by

1608
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,439
Speaker 1: the way, don't be that person because people are tweeting

1609
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 1: out and hashtagging spoilers. Don't be that douchebag. Don't do it.

1610
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 1: People are already doing it, and it's got everyone in

1611
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:32,360
Speaker 1: a in a huff, yea against the law. Not everybody

1612
01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:34,320
Speaker 1: can see it right away. A lot of people have

1613
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,400
Speaker 1: schedules and it's a three hour movie, so you have

1614
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 1: to put some time aside. And by the way, if

1615
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,639
Speaker 1: you're texting us, we turned off our text. Yeah, we're

1616
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: not reading the reading. I'm gonna wear an adult diaper,

1617
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,360
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? Not gonna get Can I borrow an

1618
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: adult diaper? Please? Oh? Absolutely, I have plenty you're wearing. So.

1619
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:56,759
Speaker 1: Amelia Clark's Game of Thrones character has a wax figure

1620
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,439
Speaker 1: in a Dublin museum and it looks nothing like her.

1621
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen it until you have to, it's

1622
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:04,960
Speaker 1: so ugly. The man it doesn't she's so beautiful, and

1623
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell what are those brows doing?

1624
01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,599
Speaker 1: It sounds like her brother in the early season's crazy?

1625
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,599
Speaker 1: Check it out. I have it for you at Daniel

1626
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 1: Narrow on Twitter Big Bang Theory. They're getting ready to

1627
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:18,559
Speaker 1: air their final episode. The cast is already morning their

1628
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 1: last ever table read together. They got together Wednesday. They

1629
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 1: were crying. Was the final script read after twelve seasons together.

1630
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,559
Speaker 1: Twelve season that's crazy. I'm gonna miss that's pretty cool. Yeah,

1631
01:24:29,720 --> 01:24:31,840
Speaker 1: daniel I'm sorry. Go ahead. Well, next hour we're gonna

1632
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,920
Speaker 1: talk about black China. I know I keep talking about

1633
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:35,720
Speaker 1: it and then not doing it, but I promise black

1634
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: China's on the story. I bet that's gonna be the

1635
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 1: joke of the weekend. She's never gonna talk China story.

1636
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:46,160
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Danielle. Bring in David Burt. Here's

1637
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: the problem. Already you have perfect hair and you're about

1638
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,360
Speaker 1: to put headphones on. Oh what'd you make us? What

1639
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 1: are these? I brought you ginger rhubarb muffins from the

1640
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:57,920
Speaker 1: book They used to call me that in high school. Yeah,

1641
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 1: that was my nickname in prison again one day. Yeah,

1642
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab it with my hand that doesn't have

1643
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,360
Speaker 1: the band aid on it, because there's nothing grosser than

1644
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: a band aid. Hand. Guys here passion pass them around.

1645
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 1: My kids ate most of them this morning, so that

1646
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:17,679
Speaker 1: that's why there is such maniacs going to school, kids

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01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:23,080
Speaker 1: ruin everything. David, This is Danielle gandhi. You pleasure to

1648
01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,760
Speaker 1: meet Froggy's in Florida on the microphone back there, and

1649
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:31,760
Speaker 1: that's uncle Johnny. I'm out of here. No froggy good, good,

1650
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:35,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about this. This is David's first cookbook,

1651
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,240
Speaker 1: Yes it is. And we're talking earlier about you know,

1652
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,240
Speaker 1: putting a cookbook to writing a book about yourself or

1653
01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:42,800
Speaker 1: writing a story is one thing, but you've got to

1654
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 1: actually be in the laboratory cooking up stuff. Yes you do.

1655
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 1: So how many recipes are in this book? There are

1656
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:52,120
Speaker 1: one hundred and three more side recipes, but I tested

1657
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,880
Speaker 1: them at least seven times. And yeah, and it's a

1658
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:58,599
Speaker 1: whole different concept because you know, you the way I cook,

1659
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:01,000
Speaker 1: I throw things together and take easton. But this you

1660
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,360
Speaker 1: have to write things down and measurements and you have

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01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:06,240
Speaker 1: to get exactly right. So I was able to test

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01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: and work on it for about a year, and then

1663
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,400
Speaker 1: we shot the whole book for a year, so I

1664
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:14,320
Speaker 1: was tweaking in between, you know, shooting it. So with

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01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 1: shooting and tweaking and recipe recipe, recipe, cooking, David actually

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01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:21,040
Speaker 1: told us that you can see and hear his face

1667
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:24,280
Speaker 1: is larger in some pictures. Yes, I gained twenty pounds

1668
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 1: from this book. It wasn't cute. So there's this front page.

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01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,120
Speaker 1: You can see, look how round my face is there

1670
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,200
Speaker 1: and the I have a pink jacket. Would I'm holding

1671
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 1: chickens and then I ate the chickens. So that's the

1672
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,439
Speaker 1: no wonder I got, I got bigger. Well, I know,

1673
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: but you look great in that picture. Don't worry about that.

1674
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:44,280
Speaker 1: You know. When I first heard you were coming in,

1675
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 1: I was. It took me way back to my very

1676
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:48,920
Speaker 1: first dinner party when I was in college. I remember

1677
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,840
Speaker 1: how nervous I was. And we talked to some of

1678
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,920
Speaker 1: our interns about their first dinner parties. Do you remember

1679
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:55,519
Speaker 1: your very first time that you had someone over to

1680
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,640
Speaker 1: your house? Maybe several it's like a college student or

1681
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:02,400
Speaker 1: like the first well the first dinner party in memory.

1682
01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:04,600
Speaker 1: We invited people over and you had to be you

1683
01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:08,160
Speaker 1: were the one who had to impress him. Mine was lasagna,

1684
01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:11,360
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and wishbone salad dressing. Oh no, yeah, I do.

1685
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 1: I do. I remember having a couple of It was

1686
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,599
Speaker 1: our first house together, Neil and I and we're living

1687
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,680
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. And I made like really high end

1688
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,600
Speaker 1: sloppy Joe's, like if there's such a thing. It was

1689
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:27,479
Speaker 1: like I made the sauce I used, you know, a

1690
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 1: combination of veal and beef and and you know, it

1691
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,000
Speaker 1: was and people people it was. I didn't use like

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01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 1: man witch or anything like that, you know, so I

1693
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 1: actually made, you know, and I ended up making you know,

1694
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,320
Speaker 1: roasted potatoes and things like that. So I would love

1695
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:42,679
Speaker 1: that and it was great. And by the way, I remember,

1696
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,080
Speaker 1: I remember the I remember the praise I got, and

1697
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: that made me sort of fueled for the next couple ones. Well,

1698
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,639
Speaker 1: well you did. You took what's usually in a can

1699
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:53,040
Speaker 1: and you made it. You know. I think that's really

1700
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:55,479
Speaker 1: it's a story you can tell when you're as you're serving.

1701
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, it's man which no, I made this.

1702
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,559
Speaker 1: So I remember we I I think we were stoned

1703
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,439
Speaker 1: and had the munchies or something. We went to the

1704
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,720
Speaker 1: store and bought a big the can of man which

1705
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 1: it's like a two can thing. Yeah, And so I

1706
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,840
Speaker 1: remember it at the checkout line line, hiding it so

1707
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,679
Speaker 1: no one in line would see I was actually buying

1708
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,840
Speaker 1: a can of manwich. But you know, throwing a dinner

1709
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:18,840
Speaker 1: party is a fun thing, but it can take at

1710
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:22,040
Speaker 1: you know, people get intimidated. But this is with this book,

1711
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 1: I really want people to come together, you know. I

1712
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:30,439
Speaker 1: think these days we're really hoping for something more. You know,

1713
01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:33,040
Speaker 1: we're in our phones and there's a lot of stuff

1714
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:35,360
Speaker 1: outside in the world that we sort of wanted is

1715
01:28:35,479 --> 01:28:37,640
Speaker 1: dark and we I think we have an obligation to

1716
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: come together, grab our family and friends and do it together.

1717
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,839
Speaker 1: I think there's I think we need to start creating

1718
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:47,519
Speaker 1: memorable moments in life. I think it's really important that

1719
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:51,000
Speaker 1: we grab our loved ones and we spend the time

1720
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:53,760
Speaker 1: of something that we all have in common. We we eat,

1721
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,519
Speaker 1: so why not do it together? And we We actually

1722
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:58,599
Speaker 1: had a murder mystery dinner party that we threw at

1723
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,960
Speaker 1: my house so much fun. It was fun. But she's

1724
01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:04,840
Speaker 1: from the Bronx. They actually murdered. So you send out

1725
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,960
Speaker 1: the invitations and you don't know who the character is,

1726
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:09,160
Speaker 1: right right, people you invite get and then inside it

1727
01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:11,720
Speaker 1: says who's the murderer and everybody has to come in

1728
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,200
Speaker 1: character for the entire night. And I was a Southern

1729
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:18,599
Speaker 1: bale and the whole night Tom David. It was though.

1730
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,320
Speaker 1: It is fun and we ate and we had a

1731
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,760
Speaker 1: great dinner and just laughs. And at the end of

1732
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,840
Speaker 1: the day we found out who killed whoever. That's it.

1733
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:27,280
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is when people walk through your door,

1734
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:29,720
Speaker 1: they ask what can I do? Yeah, and you give

1735
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:32,080
Speaker 1: them ten or twenty things to you know, put them

1736
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:34,760
Speaker 1: to work, shake cocktails, pick herbs for the salad, and

1737
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 1: then they feel included. See that's the thing. Throwing a

1738
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:42,400
Speaker 1: dinner party can be just a lot of work unless

1739
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,120
Speaker 1: you plan ahead. Look like there in this book, there's

1740
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:47,840
Speaker 1: so many tips. There's three hundred party tips. There's how

1741
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:50,000
Speaker 1: to exacorate, there's how to what to do for flowers,

1742
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:56,639
Speaker 1: there's sixteen parties. I mean, I know a lot of tips,

1743
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,839
Speaker 1: but I mean there's what you can do in advance.

1744
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:02,400
Speaker 1: There's playlists, so there's twelve songs per party. But then

1745
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 1: you can go I've partnered with Spotify, so you can

1746
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 1: go to David Burker Spotify and download a three hour,

1747
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 1: four hour playlist for all of the different parties. That's

1748
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:11,880
Speaker 1: what we need. Yeah, I've done it for you. The

1749
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,160
Speaker 1: thing is, and you figured it out in your book, David,

1750
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,800
Speaker 1: is you know when your friends are there, you don't

1751
01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:18,760
Speaker 1: want to be working. You want to be with them. Yeah,

1752
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:20,760
Speaker 1: and they want to know that you're having a good time.

1753
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,479
Speaker 1: They want to see the host having a good time,

1754
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:24,200
Speaker 1: and in turn they will have a good time. If

1755
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,200
Speaker 1: you're stressed out and all freaking out. They're not gonna

1756
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:28,760
Speaker 1: have a good time. You have to like have people

1757
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:34,160
Speaker 1: come over and they make all the dinner. Well, I

1758
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:37,479
Speaker 1: mean it's you could have an actual cooking party. So

1759
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,600
Speaker 1: you know, I like it. And you know, there's a

1760
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:41,720
Speaker 1: really fun trick if you everybody put your cell phone

1761
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,920
Speaker 1: in the middle of the table and the first person

1762
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:48,679
Speaker 1: to grab their cell phone has to do the dishes. Yeah,

1763
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,080
Speaker 1: because it gets them off. It gets them off your phones.

1764
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:52,640
Speaker 1: And you know, we need to be we need to

1765
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,600
Speaker 1: stop being we have in our phone so much. We

1766
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:57,200
Speaker 1: have a no cell phone policy at our parties. Okay,

1767
01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:59,800
Speaker 1: what's up? Like a the ultimate party foul? What do

1768
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 1: you just if you go to someone's dinner party and

1769
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:03,920
Speaker 1: they do this, do you like you run to the

1770
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:06,840
Speaker 1: bathroom and go, oh like, I like eating on real

1771
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,760
Speaker 1: plates and using real fort plastic. I think is for

1772
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:12,960
Speaker 1: kids parties. I also a big, big no note for me.

1773
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:16,640
Speaker 1: Bringing flowers is a really nice gesture, but bring them

1774
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:19,599
Speaker 1: in a vase. No host wants to stop what they're

1775
01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:22,200
Speaker 1: doing and have to cut flowers and put them in

1776
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:25,960
Speaker 1: a vase. And you know it's it's it's daunting. You

1777
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:28,320
Speaker 1: know you're doing so much and you don't have to

1778
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,960
Speaker 1: stop your flow. So that's one of my faux paus.

1779
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:36,040
Speaker 1: Don't bring people, don't bring people, don't bring people? Well,

1780
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,920
Speaker 1: I mean I think, I mean can I bring you know,

1781
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,840
Speaker 1: call ahead a couple of days before and say can

1782
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 1: I bring a plus one? Can I bring another person?

1783
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:46,760
Speaker 1: But some people come with a caramel My god, Yes,

1784
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:50,880
Speaker 1: what a bunch of holes. No kidding. By the way,

1785
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 1: if you're just turning us on. David Bertka's here his

1786
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:56,360
Speaker 1: new books called Life is a Party. Deliciously doable recipes

1787
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:59,000
Speaker 1: make every day a celebration. It's kind of fabulous. The

1788
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,840
Speaker 1: thought I was looking at some of the recipes in here,

1789
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 1: you gotta give me your I know, you can't tell

1790
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,519
Speaker 1: me your favorite child, but you can't tell me your

1791
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:07,680
Speaker 1: favorite recipe, your favorite dish in this book, you make

1792
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,840
Speaker 1: it your go to dish when you're like, okay, So

1793
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:14,400
Speaker 1: there is this uh Porcini rubbed ribi steak that's so easy.

1794
01:32:14,479 --> 01:32:18,679
Speaker 1: You just make the ground at Porcini's and some salts

1795
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:22,640
Speaker 1: and sugar and red pepper flake and put it on

1796
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:25,000
Speaker 1: the steak before you grill it. And it's so good.

1797
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,599
Speaker 1: It gives that earthy flavor and it's a little spicy

1798
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:30,720
Speaker 1: and you put some balsamic glaze on it and it's delicious.

1799
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm coming to good and I'm bringing all my friends.

1800
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,920
Speaker 1: Do it questions for David Burtka Michelle on Instagram. I

1801
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:38,400
Speaker 1: really want to host a dinner party. It don't have

1802
01:32:38,439 --> 01:32:40,240
Speaker 1: a lot of money to spend on food. In the past,

1803
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,400
Speaker 1: I've just ordered pizza. But next time I want friends

1804
01:32:42,439 --> 01:32:43,720
Speaker 1: to come over, I want to impress them with my

1805
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,639
Speaker 1: cooking skills. What's cheap and delicious? Go wow? Well, there's

1806
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:51,200
Speaker 1: many things you can do. You can you can do sidetracks. Also,

1807
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:52,600
Speaker 1: if you don't want to spend that much money, do

1808
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:55,439
Speaker 1: a do our cocktail party and do little appetizers and

1809
01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:57,479
Speaker 1: then then go out to dinner with everybody, make them

1810
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:01,240
Speaker 1: pay mate, well yeah, or or do starts small. I

1811
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:05,040
Speaker 1: mean there's there's other things, Like there's a a chicken

1812
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:08,320
Speaker 1: top pie recipe that's really fun. It said my son

1813
01:33:08,439 --> 01:33:10,040
Speaker 1: came up with it. It's like chicken pot pie, but

1814
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,519
Speaker 1: instead of pastry crest, you put tater tots on top,

1815
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:16,920
Speaker 1: and it's a chicken tot pie and said chicken pot pie.

1816
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 1: So that's that's not a no kidding right a cookbook.

1817
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:26,080
Speaker 1: He should and I should get on the money in turn, Brianna,

1818
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:28,120
Speaker 1: I want to have a party, but I'm stressed about

1819
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,000
Speaker 1: having people over and I want to make sure they

1820
01:33:30,080 --> 01:33:31,680
Speaker 1: have a good time. How much do I really need

1821
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:34,479
Speaker 1: to do to entertain them? What do I need? Activities? Show?

1822
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:37,320
Speaker 1: And I write some jokes? What do you what's the

1823
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 1: bottom line to avoid a boring party? Yes? And I

1824
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,439
Speaker 1: break it down in the book. There's a there's a

1825
01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:44,640
Speaker 1: section in there with all the parties that say what

1826
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:47,679
Speaker 1: to do after, like how to keep the party going right? Well,

1827
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,719
Speaker 1: you know, do you have a friend that plays an instrument?

1828
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,000
Speaker 1: Can they do something? Can your kids put on a show?

1829
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Can you um debut someone's new video or a home

1830
01:33:57,160 --> 01:34:00,040
Speaker 1: video or pictures from someone else's trip. I mean, you

1831
01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:03,840
Speaker 1: make it creative a game. I have a whole game

1832
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:05,920
Speaker 1: night chapter. Because usually we eat and we're full, we're

1833
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:09,280
Speaker 1: like good out. How you keep it going? How is

1834
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:12,679
Speaker 1: a real important thing. I think moving after the dinner

1835
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,680
Speaker 1: is a nice way to sort of mix up the

1836
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,080
Speaker 1: party and get it going. So I'll make you dinner

1837
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:20,080
Speaker 1: and I'll put it in zipluck bags and walk you

1838
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:24,040
Speaker 1: to the door. Okay, okay, Well one little question for

1839
01:34:25,320 --> 01:34:28,200
Speaker 1: questions for David Berka from intern erin I loved him.

1840
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh you wait till you get to this one, because

1841
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:30,920
Speaker 1: I know you deal with this. We all have to.

1842
01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:33,400
Speaker 1: I have friends over for dinner, but everyone has an

1843
01:34:33,439 --> 01:34:37,120
Speaker 1: issue vegan, gluten free, soy free keto, what do you

1844
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,599
Speaker 1: do to make everyone happy? I don't think it's possible,

1845
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,320
Speaker 1: but what do you think? Well, it's interesting you A

1846
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:45,080
Speaker 1: couple of days before I write an email when I'm

1847
01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:47,240
Speaker 1: getting the menu together, and I write an email and

1848
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:49,160
Speaker 1: I say, do you guys have any gluten you have

1849
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:53,040
Speaker 1: any allergies or dislikes? And usually I get a slew

1850
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 1: of things. So I try and I try and mix

1851
01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:58,400
Speaker 1: and match and get a little bit of something for everybody.

1852
01:34:58,439 --> 01:35:01,640
Speaker 1: But people usually with allergy, they understand they're going to

1853
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:04,640
Speaker 1: pick through stuff and they're gonna either eat beforehand or

1854
01:35:05,439 --> 01:35:08,839
Speaker 1: or eat after. So you know, you can accommodate everybody,

1855
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:11,040
Speaker 1: but you can try. You know, you can have one

1856
01:35:11,160 --> 01:35:13,120
Speaker 1: vegan dish that they can eat, or you can have

1857
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:16,080
Speaker 1: some um, gluten free bread on the table. I mean,

1858
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:19,080
Speaker 1: what maybe the little things trying to accommodate as much

1859
01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:21,720
Speaker 1: as you can, but don't kill yourself. You gotta have

1860
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah. When when anyone ever asked me, like,

1861
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 1: do you have any versions? Do you have any? I

1862
01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:28,640
Speaker 1: don't know. I eat everything. Oh yeah, so do I

1863
01:35:28,840 --> 01:35:31,000
Speaker 1: so David. You you're married, you have kids, but when

1864
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:34,120
Speaker 1: you're alone, like, what what do you cook for yourself

1865
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:37,439
Speaker 1: to impress yourself? Do you do that? You don't impress myself?

1866
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:41,840
Speaker 1: You get delivery? I mean, yeah, you know yourself. I usually,

1867
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:44,040
Speaker 1: you know, there's always stuff on hand at my house

1868
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:46,800
Speaker 1: and I can throw together, you know, stuff from the

1869
01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 1: freezer or leftovers, and I always keep a salad bar

1870
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: in the house, you know, lots of greens and lots

1871
01:35:52,479 --> 01:35:55,200
Speaker 1: of vegetables cut up and some you know works history,

1872
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:56,960
Speaker 1: chicken and things like that. So I'll usually probably do

1873
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,559
Speaker 1: that for myself. May I make an observation about your book.

1874
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: Here's why I think this cookbook is incredible. It's because

1875
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:05,519
Speaker 1: you have kids in the house. And I think having

1876
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:09,439
Speaker 1: kids around keeps you thinking and you're moving forward. And

1877
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:11,040
Speaker 1: even if they come up with an idea of a

1878
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 1: tater tots rather than than pastry and your chicken pot pie,

1879
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,800
Speaker 1: it makes you think out of the box because kids,

1880
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,800
Speaker 1: you know, as adults, we need to unlearn things that

1881
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:22,920
Speaker 1: made us so boring, and having kids must be great.

1882
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:27,720
Speaker 1: It's really start you start. You said you can have mine. Okay, Um,

1883
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:30,479
Speaker 1: it really makes you think differently when you have kids

1884
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:33,400
Speaker 1: because you have to do sometimes. Yeah. And you you also,

1885
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,679
Speaker 1: you know you you you party in a different way.

1886
01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:38,280
Speaker 1: You know, you have to include kids. And and for

1887
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:40,720
Speaker 1: every cocktail, there's a mocktail, so you can treat your

1888
01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:43,600
Speaker 1: kids special with something special to drink as opposed to,

1889
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, just have some milk or soda or whatever

1890
01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:49,439
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, Martini glass milk is not very funny.

1891
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:52,439
Speaker 1: So Scary has a good question for David. What is Yeah, quickly,

1892
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:54,920
Speaker 1: if I'm going to a party and I show up

1893
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:57,040
Speaker 1: with a bottle of something like a liquor or something, yeah,

1894
01:36:57,160 --> 01:36:59,880
Speaker 1: is the host required to put it out? What goes

1895
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:01,920
Speaker 1: on there? Because sometimes the host is like, I'm in

1896
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:03,800
Speaker 1: a weird spot. Do I give it to my guest?

1897
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,360
Speaker 1: I just shove it in my cabinet. Um. I think,

1898
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,240
Speaker 1: you know, I think if it's a bottle of wine

1899
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,120
Speaker 1: that goes well with your dinner, what you have planned.

1900
01:37:10,120 --> 01:37:13,040
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's a bottle of you know, peppermint schnops.

1901
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:17,439
Speaker 1: I mean maybe after dinner. It's a nice gesture, you know.

1902
01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:22,240
Speaker 1: I mean, but usually depends on your your your flow

1903
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:25,120
Speaker 1: of what you have planned. I don't don't go away

1904
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:28,519
Speaker 1: from your plan, don't put my menu. Don't like I'm

1905
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:31,960
Speaker 1: making Mexican food for dinner. I don't need fried rice. Yeah,

1906
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,559
Speaker 1: getting something, But it's a nice gesture, you know, I'll

1907
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:38,920
Speaker 1: have it for tomorrow, you know. Or do you control

1908
01:37:38,960 --> 01:37:40,400
Speaker 1: your kitchen? Do you get mad when people come in

1909
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:43,360
Speaker 1: and try to take away your your chop you take away?

1910
01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:45,640
Speaker 1: Usually if I'm prepping and I have everything going, I

1911
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:48,040
Speaker 1: don't touch my food. I usually smack their hands. And

1912
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:50,360
Speaker 1: who loads the dishwasher in your house? There's a well, Neil.

1913
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:53,479
Speaker 1: It does all the dishes and it's amazing. I don't

1914
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 1: allow anyone to touch my dishwasher because no one was

1915
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:59,080
Speaker 1: how to do it like me. When you come over

1916
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:01,559
Speaker 1: my house and do my dishes, that's happy. I'm happy

1917
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 1: about that. There are two things I love about the

1918
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,560
Speaker 1: kitchen that I find it's better than a therapist, and

1919
01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:07,840
Speaker 1: one is washing dishes. I don't want anyone near me.

1920
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:11,680
Speaker 1: I love to just wash dishes. It is therapeutic. I

1921
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:14,120
Speaker 1: get it. I get it. And I tell this story

1922
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 1: about one night there was some awful tragedy on in

1923
01:38:17,360 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: the news and a lot of lives were lost. It

1924
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 1: was a sad, sad story, and I caught myself in

1925
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:24,680
Speaker 1: the middle of making stuffed peppers. I don't remember starting it,

1926
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,680
Speaker 1: and I was just in a daze. I was just

1927
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 1: kind of in a fog, and I was really sad

1928
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 1: about this story. And I found I actually acknowledge that day, David,

1929
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:36,559
Speaker 1: that cooking for me is just a total escape. It's

1930
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:40,040
Speaker 1: it's like getting a massage. It's like just focusing on

1931
01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:42,479
Speaker 1: me for a second and or whatever I'm making. And

1932
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:44,479
Speaker 1: I think food is it's more than just something you

1933
01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:46,599
Speaker 1: cram in your pie hole. It really is. And it's

1934
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:49,080
Speaker 1: entertaining with your friends. That's how I got into cookings,

1935
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:51,200
Speaker 1: because you know, I ended up my mom ended up dying,

1936
01:38:51,320 --> 01:38:53,280
Speaker 1: and I was acting for my whole life, and so

1937
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,160
Speaker 1: I needed something to make me feel good, right, And

1938
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,559
Speaker 1: so I went to cooking school and it was, I mean,

1939
01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: the best thing I've ever done. All right. So David

1940
01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:03,800
Speaker 1: Burka woke up early, drove all the way downtown to

1941
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:06,080
Speaker 1: be with us, so we we owe him big time.

1942
01:39:06,120 --> 01:39:10,639
Speaker 1: He brought these incredible but kind. They're rhubarb ginger muffins

1943
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:13,360
Speaker 1: because usually people like rhubarb what they have. Yeah, and

1944
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:16,120
Speaker 1: it's a very seasonal book because it is. It's it

1945
01:39:16,280 --> 01:39:18,920
Speaker 1: follows all the seasons and parties within the seasons that

1946
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:20,400
Speaker 1: you can do. And this is from the spring chapter.

1947
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:22,920
Speaker 1: These are delicious and to share them with your kids

1948
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:24,960
Speaker 1: was an honor. But you came all the way downtown.

1949
01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:26,880
Speaker 1: Now it's our turn to do something for you. This

1950
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,479
Speaker 1: book is out. Yes, and even though it's doing very

1951
01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:31,560
Speaker 1: well on the charts, this and that we want to

1952
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:34,600
Speaker 1: solidly screw it in the number one spot. Yes, I

1953
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:36,439
Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't want anything. I wanted to

1954
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:40,880
Speaker 1: be number one until my book comes out. I wanted

1955
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:44,040
Speaker 1: to go away, far away or asking for a free copy.

1956
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:46,679
Speaker 1: I should just order from him. Yes, pay retail, Yes,

1957
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,080
Speaker 1: we pay retail here. I mean when we when we

1958
01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:51,720
Speaker 1: have singers on, we spent sixty nine cents to buy

1959
01:39:51,720 --> 01:39:54,840
Speaker 1: their down all the time. All right. So, and by

1960
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:57,560
Speaker 1: the way, this is a great book to take instead

1961
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:59,840
Speaker 1: of flowers to a dinner party. It's so true. This,

1962
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:02,080
Speaker 1: this is a great gift. Mothers days are around the corner,

1963
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:05,600
Speaker 1: birthdays are coming up, you know, graduation present. You know.

1964
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,120
Speaker 1: Here's what I would do being a party in college,

1965
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 1: being the jerk I am. I would take this to

1966
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,080
Speaker 1: a dinner party. Go. I hope your party's half as good.

1967
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:16,960
Speaker 1: And it's in this book. Read fest U David Berka.

1968
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:20,439
Speaker 1: Life is a party deliciously doable recipes to make every

1969
01:40:20,479 --> 01:40:22,200
Speaker 1: day of celebration. David, you can come in here as

1970
01:40:22,240 --> 01:40:23,960
Speaker 1: long as you bring muffins. You always have a set.

1971
01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:26,960
Speaker 1: Next time, bring the tator too. It's a seasonal book,

1972
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:28,920
Speaker 1: so I could come here every season with something new.

1973
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,720
Speaker 1: Well what season does the spring? We're spraying? Yes, well,

1974
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,720
Speaker 1: what's the summer? Give us your favorite summer recipe? Go oh,

1975
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:40,320
Speaker 1: I really desert. Okay, there's a there's a raspberry brown

1976
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:45,960
Speaker 1: butter tart that's really great. Calling me names he raspberry

1977
01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:51,920
Speaker 1: brown better tart, that would be Gondhi. All right, David Berka,

1978
01:40:52,040 --> 01:40:54,320
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming in here. Guys, thank

1979
01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:58,599
Speaker 1: you so much. Talkers a podcast for Walking Dead fans.

1980
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:05,240
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1981
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1982
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1983
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1987
01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:29,200
Speaker 1: All right, So it is uh the Avengers weekend. Yes,

1988
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:31,240
Speaker 1: and we're doing everything we can not to read any

1989
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:33,400
Speaker 1: text messages. I'm not even reading social media right now

1990
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:36,280
Speaker 1: because someone's gonna spoil it. And it don't be that person.

1991
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,840
Speaker 1: You know, don't be the person when you know you're

1992
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,479
Speaker 1: online getting ready to go into the movie and there's

1993
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:44,120
Speaker 1: people coming out of the last movie. Don't yell out

1994
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:48,240
Speaker 1: any spoot people do that. Yeah, she's actually you're giving

1995
01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:51,000
Speaker 1: people ideas. I didn't even think about that. Okay. So

1996
01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:54,240
Speaker 1: our friend Katerina, actually she's not going to spoil the

1997
01:41:54,320 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: movie because she went to see it last night and

1998
01:41:55,920 --> 01:42:00,400
Speaker 1: the power went out. So wait what happened, Katerina. So

1999
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:05,320
Speaker 1: my husband aunt Roy and our friends Mickey Michel, we

2000
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:07,880
Speaker 1: all went to the movies last night and we thought, oh,

2001
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 1: go to six o'clock showing, will be one of the

2002
01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:13,720
Speaker 1: first to see it. We're getting through the movie. I'm

2003
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:16,000
Speaker 1: counting down the minutes sadly because I have to go

2004
01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:18,840
Speaker 1: to the bathroom really bad, and because it's for our movie.

2005
01:42:20,080 --> 01:42:24,559
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes before the movie was to end, the power

2006
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:28,799
Speaker 1: goes out. Oh so you missed the last twenty minutes

2007
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:34,519
Speaker 1: of the film. Yes, eight forty. So this means you

2008
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,240
Speaker 1: have to go all the way back to the beginning

2009
01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:39,240
Speaker 1: and watch the whole thing again to get to the end. Yes.

2010
01:42:40,240 --> 01:42:42,639
Speaker 1: I have mixed feelings because I'm like, I really want

2011
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:45,120
Speaker 1: to see the ending of this movie, but I'm not

2012
01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:47,240
Speaker 1: sure if I want to sit through all of it again.

2013
01:42:47,439 --> 01:42:53,599
Speaker 1: I know I was not an Avengers fan. I didn't

2014
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:57,479
Speaker 1: see a single movie until a week ago. My husband's like, funny,

2015
01:42:57,520 --> 01:42:59,960
Speaker 1: you have to watch these movies if you're gonna come

2016
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:02,759
Speaker 1: with me. I'm like fine, and I will admit sometimes

2017
01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:05,120
Speaker 1: I natch for like five minutes because it's a bit board.

2018
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:08,400
Speaker 1: But I was proud of myself because I made it

2019
01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:13,280
Speaker 1: through the movie. All that's funny, oh man, but it's

2020
01:43:13,360 --> 01:43:16,639
Speaker 1: really great. It's really great, and it's just for those

2021
01:43:16,760 --> 01:43:18,760
Speaker 1: who I don't know, hold on to it. You're not

2022
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:21,200
Speaker 1: gonna okay, don't okay, no, I'm not gonna say anything,

2023
01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:26,200
Speaker 1: but it happens during the one of the most climactive

2024
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:29,040
Speaker 1: parts of the movie, so that was importunate. Oh no,

2025
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:33,400
Speaker 1: so it was really good and good what happens crap?

2026
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:36,639
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, well so you're you know, I guess

2027
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:42,760
Speaker 1: we'll when will it be out on like online? Or yeah,

2028
01:43:42,800 --> 01:43:44,599
Speaker 1: we can go buy it in Chinatown here in New

2029
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,960
Speaker 1: York if he wants to send you a copy. But uh, yeah,

2030
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:51,280
Speaker 1: it'll be out when on an airplane. I don't wait

2031
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:54,080
Speaker 1: till it's out, so you can fast forward to the end.

2032
01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:57,240
Speaker 1: Maybe the spoilers are good for her. She can google

2033
01:43:57,280 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 1: the spoilers. She's got to see it. As that happened

2034
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:03,080
Speaker 1: to you, Katarine, I'm sure the whole Did everyone demand

2035
01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:06,759
Speaker 1: their money back? Well, they gave us all rain checks, okay,

2036
01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:10,200
Speaker 1: so that's nice. And I was just trying to see

2037
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:12,439
Speaker 1: the silver lining because when we when it went out,

2038
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:14,080
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, so I'll just see what's going

2039
01:44:14,080 --> 01:44:16,600
Speaker 1: on because nobody was telling us what's going on. And

2040
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,200
Speaker 1: I went on the Boy eight and the power was

2041
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:23,720
Speaker 1: out everything because I'm from Getty Spurt, so everything was

2042
01:44:23,840 --> 01:44:26,640
Speaker 1: black and I'm like, oh, and I'm like trying to

2043
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:28,919
Speaker 1: see the side of things. I'm like, I hope nobody

2044
01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:31,920
Speaker 1: caused this and nothing is wrong because of this, right,

2045
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:34,680
Speaker 1: And I hope it's just a power like weather thing.

2046
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:36,760
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? When we live in the world we

2047
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,400
Speaker 1: live in now, when the power goes out, you think

2048
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:42,559
Speaker 1: what could it be? You know? Yeah, just go online,

2049
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:46,040
Speaker 1: you'll get all the spoilers and you'll know what happens. Right, Katerina,

2050
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:47,839
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I hope you have a great weekend.

2051
01:44:48,560 --> 01:44:51,599
Speaker 1: Thanks for you too. Did you hear about the rap

2052
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:54,320
Speaker 1: hip hop artist Joe Budden? What happened to him? So

2053
01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:58,920
Speaker 1: he pulled up to the wrong movie theater. He bought

2054
01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:00,760
Speaker 1: tickets for one movie theater, but it was in a

2055
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,160
Speaker 1: different state and he got there and they said, no,

2056
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:05,040
Speaker 1: this is not for the and he couldn't get into

2057
01:45:05,040 --> 01:45:07,120
Speaker 1: see the movie. Yeah, Joe Budden would do that, Joe

2058
01:45:08,880 --> 01:45:12,040
Speaker 1: Scottie b poor guy went to the see a movie

2059
01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:16,040
Speaker 1: and the power went out. What happened? What movie was that? Oh?

2060
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:20,639
Speaker 1: It was Turner and Hooch. First the movie melted onto

2061
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 1: the street, it melted and then all the power went out.

2062
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:25,320
Speaker 1: Oh so, well, what's in a digital theater an old

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01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:28,040
Speaker 1: school film. Yeah, and then they gave us a ticket

2064
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: to come back and see another movie in the theater

2065
01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:32,280
Speaker 1: went out of business. Wow, I still happen it went

2066
01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:34,439
Speaker 1: out of business because they were using film. You better

2067
01:45:34,479 --> 01:45:38,080
Speaker 1: be glad it went out. But yeah, no, I in

2068
01:45:38,160 --> 01:45:40,439
Speaker 1: this day and age, and Katerina brought up a good point.

2069
01:45:40,760 --> 01:45:43,960
Speaker 1: When the power goes out, you sometimes go Okay, I'm

2070
01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 1: hoping that was in something really tragic that happened when

2071
01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:50,320
Speaker 1: I was, you know, in college. The power went out

2072
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:52,439
Speaker 1: because we never paid the bill. Yep, that'll do it.

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01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:54,040
Speaker 1: That was the most dangerous thing that ever happened to

2074
01:45:54,160 --> 01:45:56,920
Speaker 1: was anyway, So the Avengers. I can't wait to see it,

2075
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna talk to anyone or read anything.

2076
01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:01,519
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna read anything until I go see it.

2077
01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:03,400
Speaker 1: I think this might be the first movie I ever

2078
01:46:03,479 --> 01:46:07,080
Speaker 1: go to alone. Might have to happen, all right, why's

2079
01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:08,720
Speaker 1: it gonna go with you? Jerk? Oh no, I would

2080
01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:10,720
Speaker 1: love to go with you. No, no, no, no, let's go.

2081
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:14,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to have any the three things you

2082
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:15,560
Speaker 1: need to know. Are you going to talk about the

2083
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:19,920
Speaker 1: blood sucking, poop giving bug? I would love to talk

2084
01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:21,760
Speaker 1: about all the time in the world. I want to

2085
01:46:21,760 --> 01:46:23,479
Speaker 1: hear all about it. So this happened in Delaware. A

2086
01:46:23,560 --> 01:46:26,479
Speaker 1: girl was bitten by a blood sucking kissing bug. That

2087
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:29,160
Speaker 1: is actually what it's called, the kissing bug, and they're

2088
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:32,439
Speaker 1: responsible for the chugg Us disease. It's very rare and

2089
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:34,719
Speaker 1: they say that these things really only live in South

2090
01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:36,439
Speaker 1: and Central America. So the fact that it was in

2091
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:39,639
Speaker 1: someone's house in Delaware is definitely caused for concern because

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01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:42,760
Speaker 1: they're migrating. So they suck your blood and then they

2093
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:44,360
Speaker 1: poo on you. Yeah, they suck your blood and they

2094
01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:46,120
Speaker 1: poop on your face. Oh my god, what a bad day.

2095
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:50,479
Speaker 1: Bad day. But keep your eyes open because apparently these

2096
01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:52,559
Speaker 1: little things are on the way. I had no idea

2097
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:55,640
Speaker 1: that that was something so deadly. But okay, great, all right,

2098
01:46:55,840 --> 01:46:58,960
Speaker 1: it's time to dispose of your old prescription drugs responsibly.

2099
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: We talked about this is going to be the seventeenth

2100
01:47:01,479 --> 01:47:05,680
Speaker 1: National Saturday is going to be National Prescription Drug TakeBack Day,

2101
01:47:05,840 --> 01:47:08,160
Speaker 1: So that means more than six thousand sites are participating

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01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:12,559
Speaker 1: with the DA. If you have expired medicine, unwanted prescription medicine,

2103
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:15,080
Speaker 1: they will take it from you. No questions asked. You

2104
01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:18,439
Speaker 1: can just turn in your pills. They are not accepting liquids,

2105
01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,400
Speaker 1: they are not accepting needles. This is pills only for this.

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01:47:22,080 --> 01:47:24,439
Speaker 1: And finally, Nipsey Hustle fans are lobbying to get a

2107
01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 1: crayon named for him, even Lebron James getting in on

2108
01:47:27,240 --> 01:47:29,080
Speaker 1: this one. They want it to be called Nipsey Blue

2109
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,400
Speaker 1: to recognize all the good work he did in the community,

2110
01:47:31,439 --> 01:47:34,600
Speaker 1: all the anti gang tasks, for the task forces that

2111
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:36,400
Speaker 1: he was a part of, and just really recognize what

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01:47:36,439 --> 01:47:38,160
Speaker 1: a good human he was. Excellent, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: CONDI all right, taking a break, an excellent phone tap

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Speaker 1: phone tap, the King of all phone taps, Dave Brody,

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01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:14,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, Elvis. What's your phone tap about today. I

2123
01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:15,840
Speaker 1: listen to Martha and her co workers wanted to phone

2124
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:18,639
Speaker 1: tap their co worker Virginia. She's had a big problem

2125
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:21,960
Speaker 1: with a chicken order she placed, and I call as

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01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,560
Speaker 1: the company to figure out what the problem is. And

2127
01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:26,360
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I nail this accent. Okay,

2128
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh God, here we go, another bad accent for brody

2129
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 1: calling from the Chicken company, Virginia. May I help you? Hi?

2130
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:33,800
Speaker 1: My name is Ken Free Chick. I'm calling from now

2131
01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:37,320
Speaker 1: free cutting the Chicken. Yes, I understand you had an

2132
01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:39,240
Speaker 1: altercation in one of our stores and he is our

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01:48:39,479 --> 01:48:42,320
Speaker 1: engineer born. Yes, could you please tell me what the

2134
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:45,880
Speaker 1: problem was from your perspective? Sure? Absolutely? Um, we had

2135
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:48,560
Speaker 1: a gentleman go in there with everybody's order, right, is

2136
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:50,120
Speaker 1: this gonna be a long start? You get right to

2137
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 1: the point where there was a problem. I'm explaining it

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01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:55,400
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, all right, Dan. When he came back,

2139
01:48:55,640 --> 01:48:59,360
Speaker 1: we were charged for um, I believe it was popcorn chicken.

2140
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:02,439
Speaker 1: He did get it. Um. So we sent another gentleman

2141
01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:05,920
Speaker 1: back to get his food, and missus Monnys whatever her

2142
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:08,280
Speaker 1: name is, she was yelling at me. She was completely

2143
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:10,479
Speaker 1: rude and as a customer I don't think you want

2144
01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:12,920
Speaker 1: that kind of person representing your company, and she was

2145
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:15,240
Speaker 1: just extremely rude and obnoxious and yelling at us. Let

2146
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:17,200
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Was it possible your coworker

2147
01:49:17,360 --> 01:49:19,439
Speaker 1: ate the food on the way back to your office?

2148
01:49:19,439 --> 01:49:21,400
Speaker 1: Now that's ridiculous if you'ren't even calling me with that

2149
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,240
Speaker 1: kind of I mean, really, like, what are you trying

2150
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,880
Speaker 1: to do here? I'm trying to solve the problem, made

2151
01:49:24,920 --> 01:49:26,559
Speaker 1: work out a get certificate for you, but you're getting

2152
01:49:26,560 --> 01:49:28,240
Speaker 1: all rude at me. Now I understand maybe why there

2153
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:30,280
Speaker 1: was a problem. The point is is that how rude

2154
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:32,400
Speaker 1: the girl was to us, and there was no need

2155
01:49:32,439 --> 01:49:35,160
Speaker 1: for it. Micky, hold on one second, man, absolutely, hold

2156
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:37,360
Speaker 1: on there, hold on, Yeah, I got me a real

2157
01:49:37,439 --> 01:49:41,000
Speaker 1: lab one here, real spit fire. And yeah, you know

2158
01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:43,479
Speaker 1: she is a jackass with a jukebox. I got her

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01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:45,519
Speaker 1: on hold and not hold. I talked to her in

2160
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:47,519
Speaker 1: a minute. She's like a beaver with an overbite, you

2161
01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:50,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Carl, Hold on a second, hold on, Hello,

2162
01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:52,599
Speaker 1: you didn't have me on hold. Just now. I heard

2163
01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:54,719
Speaker 1: everything you just said. I have a real spit fire.

2164
01:49:55,240 --> 01:49:57,240
Speaker 1: Well man, you know you're I said, you're you're a

2165
01:49:57,360 --> 01:50:00,360
Speaker 1: spit fire, like you know you're sing. I heard exactly

2166
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,639
Speaker 1: what you said. What is your title there, Kent, customer

2167
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:06,240
Speaker 1: service manager, customer service manager, thank you very much for nothing?

2168
01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:08,360
Speaker 1: All right, all right, that's fine. Let then hold on

2169
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:11,720
Speaker 1: a second. Let me put my boss on the phone. Okay, Hi,

2170
01:50:12,080 --> 01:50:13,800
Speaker 1: this is James Carlson. I understand you were on the

2171
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:16,800
Speaker 1: phone with the rude thing. I can't even believe you

2172
01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:19,040
Speaker 1: have these kinds of people working in your company. He said,

2173
01:50:19,080 --> 01:50:21,400
Speaker 1: can you please get teagles, can you get to the point, okay,

2174
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:23,599
Speaker 1: if he thinks to put me on hold, and then

2175
01:50:23,880 --> 01:50:25,320
Speaker 1: he didn't put me on hold, and I heard him

2176
01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:27,760
Speaker 1: talking about I'm a spitfire, I'm this and I'm not right.

2177
01:50:28,360 --> 01:50:30,639
Speaker 1: I'm appalled by the way that you guys are handling

2178
01:50:30,720 --> 01:50:33,679
Speaker 1: this situation. It's over a four dollar piece of chicken,

2179
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:36,400
Speaker 1: and Kent is the rudest thing I've ever met in

2180
01:50:36,439 --> 01:50:38,240
Speaker 1: customer service. Let me talk to him real quick, and

2181
01:50:38,240 --> 01:50:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back on the phone, get your information

2182
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:41,720
Speaker 1: and send you one hundred dollar gift card. You hold

2183
01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:44,479
Speaker 1: on one second, Yes, please, Hey, can't get in here

2184
01:50:44,479 --> 01:50:47,160
Speaker 1: a minute? Please? Yeah, what you want? I have this

2185
01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:50,880
Speaker 1: woman on the phone Okay, her name is Virginia. Yeah,

2186
01:50:50,920 --> 01:50:53,560
Speaker 1: that's the woman I told you about. She's nasty. I

2187
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:55,320
Speaker 1: get that she's a little on the bitchy side, but

2188
01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 1: we have to make sure our customers are happy. Go inside.

2189
01:50:58,040 --> 01:50:59,400
Speaker 1: I'll tell her I yelled at you, and that'll be

2190
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:01,360
Speaker 1: the end of it. Okay, she doesn't sound too bright anyway.

2191
01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:06,080
Speaker 1: Hold on, hello, Okay, what's your name? James went Carlson?

2192
01:51:06,320 --> 01:51:09,120
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I suppose I heard you speaking to him.

2193
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:10,560
Speaker 1: I heard you speaking to him. You guys must have

2194
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:12,479
Speaker 1: a problem with your whole button. And yes, you do

2195
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:15,519
Speaker 1: have to keep your customers happy without talking about them.

2196
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you when you're like, you know,

2197
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:20,320
Speaker 1: you're really snotty towards that's ridiculous. It's not even worth it.

2198
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:22,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. I will take this up with somebody else.

2199
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:24,720
Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Thanks Ken. It cost me two

2200
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:29,280
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. I gotta talk to this idiot. Idiot. Come on,

2201
01:51:30,439 --> 01:51:33,280
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? You just called me an idiot? No,

2202
01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:35,280
Speaker 1: I didn't. You're gonna say you didn't call me. I

2203
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:37,679
Speaker 1: have three people sitting in my office and they heard

2204
01:51:37,720 --> 01:51:41,040
Speaker 1: you call me an idiot. Martha and your co workers

2205
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:42,880
Speaker 1: actually are phone tapping you. This is Dave Rody from

2206
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:57,439
Speaker 1: Elvis Rand the Morning Virginia. Oh my god, I have

2207
01:51:57,520 --> 01:51:59,799
Speaker 1: an idea for a phone to have go tolls Thrand.

2208
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:02,160
Speaker 1: Click on the phone tab tab tell us what you

2209
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:05,720
Speaker 1: want to do. Is was prerecorded with permission granted by

2210
01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 1: all party studies Elvie durand Phone Tab. We're on Elvie

2211
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:16,040
Speaker 1: s Duran in the Morning Show. You know, people are

2212
01:52:16,040 --> 01:52:17,960
Speaker 1: always asking, hey, can you play this song? Can you

2213
01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:19,600
Speaker 1: play that song? Do you you guys mind? If I

2214
01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:22,479
Speaker 1: make a request, what is it? Will you take my request?

2215
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:26,320
Speaker 1: Mister DJ. Every once in a while a collaboration happens

2216
01:52:26,320 --> 01:52:28,640
Speaker 1: in the studio and it's not one, not two, but

2217
01:52:28,760 --> 01:52:32,759
Speaker 1: three of your favorite artists together. So when Martin Garrix

2218
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:36,000
Speaker 1: comes out with a song with mack lamore and Patrick Stump,

2219
01:52:36,920 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I want to hear it.

2220
01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:41,760
Speaker 1: It was released last night. You want to hear it? Yeah?

2221
01:52:59,120 --> 01:53:03,719
Speaker 1: Isn't that great? I love it? Martin Garrix, McLamore, Patrick Stuff.

2222
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:06,439
Speaker 1: It's called Summer Days. Came out last night and here

2223
01:53:06,479 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 1: it is today. I love it. Daniel. One more report

2224
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,120
Speaker 1: for the week. Okay, so we're gonna do the Black

2225
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:16,439
Speaker 1: China story for here. Finally Black China basically showing us

2226
01:53:16,479 --> 01:53:19,599
Speaker 1: that she got accepted to Harvard Business School, this online

2227
01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:22,960
Speaker 1: course blah blah blah. Right, so all of a sudden,

2228
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:25,519
Speaker 1: it turned out that we'll wait a second, Um, no,

2229
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:29,760
Speaker 1: you didn't get get in. Harvard says we don't even

2230
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,960
Speaker 1: know who the hell you are. We didn't accept you here.

2231
01:53:32,240 --> 01:53:35,160
Speaker 1: So now it looks like a PR company came forward

2232
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:37,760
Speaker 1: and said to her, listen, you take the course, but

2233
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:39,760
Speaker 1: you won't really have to take it. We'll take it

2234
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:41,760
Speaker 1: for you if you pay us, and then we'll even

2235
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:43,920
Speaker 1: take a picture of you in your robe in front

2236
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:46,040
Speaker 1: of the place. So apparently she had agreed to it,

2237
01:53:46,160 --> 01:53:48,280
Speaker 1: but now she's saying she didn't agree to it and

2238
01:53:48,320 --> 01:53:51,599
Speaker 1: that they're lying. But guess what, somebody else on social

2239
01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:54,599
Speaker 1: media just got online and said they just got accepted

2240
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,800
Speaker 1: to the course as well. And now people are saying

2241
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:00,680
Speaker 1: this is not something's not good, something's wrong here. And

2242
01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:03,880
Speaker 1: this PR company's reaching out to all these different influencers

2243
01:54:04,120 --> 01:54:06,120
Speaker 1: and asking them if they want to take this course

2244
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:10,759
Speaker 1: at harvarding me too. So she's claiming she got accepted,

2245
01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:12,439
Speaker 1: but Harvard doesn't know who the hell she is, I

2246
01:54:12,520 --> 01:54:16,000
Speaker 1: wear a Harvard shirt. Anyway, this is crazy. I just

2247
01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:18,320
Speaker 1: think the funniest part is before all this happened, she

2248
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:20,080
Speaker 1: wrote this long thing about you know, for the last

2249
01:54:20,120 --> 01:54:22,760
Speaker 1: two years, my reputation has been destroyed. I'm a much

2250
01:54:22,800 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 1: better person. You're going to get to know the real

2251
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:26,599
Speaker 1: me and how smart I am. Yeah, thank you Harvard

2252
01:54:26,680 --> 01:54:28,400
Speaker 1: for taking me. And Harvard was like, get out of here.

2253
01:54:28,439 --> 01:54:31,759
Speaker 1: She said. School is going to help me make myself

2254
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:35,680
Speaker 1: better and make people take me more seriously. Guess what Yeah, yeah,

2255
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:38,520
Speaker 1: you paid for the picture and anyway, what else you

2256
01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:43,120
Speaker 1: said one story? Oh I didn't. I never said story.

2257
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:46,680
Speaker 1: I think the Big Bang Theory. Yeah, the final since

2258
01:54:46,720 --> 01:54:50,800
Speaker 1: your last thing of the day story, I think so,

2259
01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I can give you another one meant report. Okay,

2260
01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:56,200
Speaker 1: So the final, the finale of Big Bank Theory will

2261
01:54:56,200 --> 01:54:58,680
Speaker 1: be airing on May sixteenth. Can did you know that?

2262
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:01,480
Speaker 1: It just surpassed Cheers, a the longest running American multi

2263
01:55:01,600 --> 01:55:04,640
Speaker 1: camera sitcom, and they did their final script reading on

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Speaker 1: Wednesday after twelve seasons together. They said it was very emotional.

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Speaker 1: They cried they made a lot of money and it's

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Speaker 1: better to go out on top. Right, people are still

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Speaker 1: loving the show, so it's better to go out on

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Speaker 1: top Fortnite today, it's all about Avengers Endgame. You can

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Speaker 1: buy the Black Widow outfit. There's a lot of other

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Speaker 1: really cool things Endgame Challenge in Fortnite, So if you

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Speaker 1: go to Fortnite today, you'll know it's all about Endgame.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of of Endgame, Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott, Stormy

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Speaker 1: they dressed up as Avengers Endgame superheroes for Travis Scott's

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Cool. They paid a lot of money for

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Speaker 1: those costumes because they looked authentic and awesome. So yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's its Avengers this weekend. Me too. Don't spoil it

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Speaker 1: for me, seriously, stop splawting for people. Let them have fun.

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Speaker 1: Stop being a fun sucker, all right? Every single morning,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely guy Elvis Duran in the Morning Show