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Speaker 1: My girlfriend wants to bone Harry Style. Should I let

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Speaker 1: her continue this fantasy? Okayopie, as long as it's a

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Speaker 1: threesome Harry and your girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I never thought I would be in this position. I

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Speaker 1: girlfriend because she's in love with the celebrity. But here

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Speaker 1: I am. It all started when I, twenty two male,

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Speaker 1: brought my girlfriend, twenty female, to see Harry Styles in concert.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would be a great gift to bring

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Speaker 1: was excited to see him perform, but my girlfriend was

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Speaker 1: over the moon. She had been a huge fan of

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Speaker 1: As we watched the concert, I could see the pure

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Speaker 1: to every song, dancing on her seat, grinning from ear

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Speaker 1: to ear. I couldn't help but feel a little envious

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Speaker 1: of the connection she had with him. Oh. After the concert,

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Speaker 1: went back to her hotel room, and she couldn't stop

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Speaker 1: talking about Harry. She talked about how amazing he was,

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Speaker 1: weeks that followed, she started to withdraw from me. She

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Speaker 1: spent all of her time watching Harry's interviews, listening to

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Speaker 1: even started to dress like him and adopt his mannerisms.

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Speaker 1: I tried to talk to her about it, but she

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Speaker 1: didn't want to listen. She said that Harry was her

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Speaker 1: understand her passion for him. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I love my girlfriend, but I can't possibly compete with

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Speaker 1: Harry styles. I mean, if we can try, and who can?

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to be with someone who is

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Speaker 1: more in love with a celebrity than with me. I'm

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Speaker 1: at a loss. I don't know if I should try

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Speaker 1: to fight for my relationship or if I should just

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Speaker 1: let her go. All I know is I need advice,

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Speaker 1: and I hope someone on Reddit can help me.

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Speaker 3: Well, you just lucked out because you have two experts

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Speaker 3: on everything on planet Earth sitting right here.

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Speaker 2: What should we do?

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Speaker 3: Sam?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like she's like serious, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's deep. Deep, Yeah, I would I would say this

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Speaker 1: is kind of weird. I don't think I would be down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's a lot, but I mean there

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Speaker 3: is always the option.

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Speaker 2: You know, he can go.

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Speaker 1: And get complete plastic surgery.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I was hairplings and boomy your Harry Style styles.

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Speaker 1: Just make sure that you know, just like start singing

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Speaker 1: a little bit.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: Dude, You'll win your girl back in no time. That's right,

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Speaker 1: get it done, Opie updates. After a lot of thought

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Speaker 1: and contemplation, I've decided to have a serious conversation with

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend about a relationship and her obsession with Harry Styles.

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Speaker 1: necessary for us to be honest with each other and

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Speaker 1: discuss our concerns openly. Update too. After a lot of

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Speaker 1: It was a difficult decision but we both but we

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Speaker 3: I was free from her and she was free to

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Does she think it's gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: So we have grown apart and our relationship is no

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Speaker 1: longer healthy or fulfilling for either of us. You're fucking me?

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Speaker 1: Did you do this on Purvios? No final update this post.

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Speaker 1: This is a social experiment. Thank you all for participating.

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Speaker 1: With all the word going around about AI being indistinguishable

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Speaker 1: As expected, many of you caught on, but many of

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the support everyone.

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Speaker 2: It's AI.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, okay, So this one I actually this is

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Speaker 2: I thought I thought he said he edited it with AI.

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Speaker 1: No you trust me, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I literally, I literally bro thought that he wrote the

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Speaker 1: Remember when I said that, Yeah, before the sessions? Damn

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Speaker 3: Ooh for you here set juicy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to just do with it, just your body.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Today I fed up by accidentally implying that we wanted

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Speaker 3: Not only is that something you don't want to accidentally imply,

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Speaker 1: That unless you're trying to have a threesome with your

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Speaker 3: If that is the case, then you do want to

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Speaker 1: For reference, my husband and I are in our mid

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, my husband and I have both been working

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Speaker 3: On the surface, it's like, oh, we'll both be home,

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Speaker 3: it'll be great, But then it's like you're in meetings,

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Speaker 1: Like it's like the kids aren't in school either, so

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Speaker 2: Not just parents.

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Speaker 1: Trapped and worked in our home. We felt very energized

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Speaker 1: Our kids are fussy sleepers sometimes, did you clapping cheeks

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Speaker 1: I stayed and thanked our sinner for helping us have

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, My tipsy brain thought it would be cute

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Speaker 1: is how I phrased it. She said you look.

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Speaker 1: To which I say with a rise smile. Well, we

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Speaker 1: I understand now what was clearly implied by my phrasing.

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Speaker 1: And at this point, I just wanted to leave so

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Speaker 4: She thinks we're amazing and it's such a huge fantasy

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Speaker 1: But she doesn't want me to feel like she's blowing

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Speaker 1: And eventually we awkwardly hug and she leaves.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I freak out and run in to our bedroom to

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Speaker 1: and he starts howling with laughter, and I'm just stressing out.

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Speaker 1: He's been making fun of me ever since, calling us swingers.

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Speaker 1: Now he's been telling me everything will be fine, just

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Speaker 1: tell her it was an honest mix up, But this

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Speaker 1: girl is great with our kids and it has been

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Speaker 1: a dream for us helping out. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: lose a sitter, and I'm afraid I just effed it

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Speaker 1: all up. I have no idea what to do now,

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Speaker 1: and as I see it, I have these options. A

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Speaker 1: pretend like I don't even remember asking, was too drunk,

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Speaker 1: tries to bring it up. That's the coward's option, potentially

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Speaker 1: mean and childish, but theoretically sparing us of embarrassment. B

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Speaker 1: Explain truthfully what happened, that it was a misunderstanding, and

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Speaker 1: risk making her feel completely embarrassed for being enthusiastically game

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Speaker 1: and making a relationship with this amazing sitter very awkward.

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Speaker 1: Or she might just have a big laugh and be

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Speaker 1: over with it. The adult option, Own your mistakes and

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Speaker 1: clear the air, see ghost her, Sell our home and

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Speaker 1: move and change our names. The vacuum cleaner repairment option.

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Speaker 1: D just roll with it and have a three way

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Speaker 1: hookup with this girl. The heroic option.

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Speaker 2: I'm definitely going with the heroic option.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that seems like the best. You know, turn these

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Speaker 1: lemons into lemonade, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, Wow, that's so that's so wild that like, what

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Speaker 3: are the odds that all of these misinterpretations would happen

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Speaker 3: and that the she's down like.

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Speaker 2: That is just too incredible.

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Speaker 1: That's some content that's ready for the hub. You know,

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Speaker 1: it really is some hot fresh content, some hot fresh

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Speaker 1: content for the hub.

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Speaker 2: Baby, good luck with that.

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Speaker 1: One, dude. The babysitter fantasy, it's real.

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Speaker 3: It's also what would you do if you're in that situation?

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Speaker 3: Like would you just like try to tell the babysitter, like, hey,

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Speaker 3: this is what happened.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, how old is this babysitter? Does she

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Speaker 1: have parents? Like well most people, Yeah, it's true, but like,

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Speaker 1: you know, is she living with her parents? Because I

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Speaker 1: feel like, like the babysitter job is usually maybe when

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Speaker 1: you're living with your parents, unless you're like a professional

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Speaker 1: au pair, and I feel like that might be a

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Speaker 3: Or at a minimum, just clearing there being like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you know, I was drunk.

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Speaker 2: It was a total accident. I did not mean to imply.

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Speaker 1: This, but now that I have, but now I have,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 2: That was definitely a very solid one,