Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. All righty, and
Speaker 1: here we are back together, back together again. So Shay
Speaker 1: is at the Big East Tournaments? That right, Jay, damn right? Danny? Okay,
Speaker 1: how deep are you already at the Big East Tournament? Danny?
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got off the train. Be fair.
Speaker 1: It's a long morning and I still haven't eaten, so
Speaker 1: I was gonna get weird and bad Larry, you always
Speaker 1: go to the Big East Tournament and you're not there.
Speaker 1: I know, um. And once problems lost a seton Hall,
Speaker 1: we got moved from the nine thirty game to the
Speaker 1: two thirty in the afternoon game, and he said, if
Speaker 1: I really wanted to go, I could shoot up there.
Speaker 1: But I'm driving the Saints. I'm Island, Georgia tomorrow morning. Answer.
Speaker 1: You don't want to start that trip out by a
Speaker 1: pregame at the Big East Tournament. All right, Well, Dylan
Speaker 1: is here, I'm here, and bad Larry somewhere in Jersey,
Speaker 1: and Shay is at the Big East Tournament. Let's recap.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost four units last week, Shay picked up a unit,
Speaker 1: and bad Larry plus nine units last Mark Whehouse. Dan, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's not football, we know that. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: bet on the NCAA tournament. We got Oscar's bets. That'll
Speaker 1: be uh that of course is coming up this Sunday
Speaker 1: and recapping. I'll start with you, Dylan, since you're here
Speaker 1: in the man cave with me. You lost every Arnold
Speaker 1: Palmer Invitational bet yep. I went across the board golf,
Speaker 1: John Ram to win, Will's out to ours wins, Sung
Speaker 1: JM top ten, all lost. I'm kind of im I
Speaker 1: think I'm done with Sung Jmson. Okay, well he is
Speaker 1: not panned out the way I thought he was this season.
Speaker 1: But Dan, I did win on Shaye and my Seattle
Speaker 1: Sea Dragons easy cover one by four against the Vipers.
Speaker 1: You know what, when they come up with these lines.
Speaker 1: So the line for the Seattle Sea doll Dragons was
Speaker 1: three and a half. They win by four. It's XFL.
Speaker 1: There's no data whatsoever on any of this. It's it's
Speaker 1: wild now you got the Sea Dragons to win the
Speaker 1: XFL title. That that has to have moved down since
Speaker 1: they won last night. You lost on Formula one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lost both of those, and I actually I had it
Speaker 1: on my sheet, but I forgot to say it. I
Speaker 1: did win on John Jones winning by submission. Well, you
Speaker 1: don't win it. It's not No, it's not on the record,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to say it for all the Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: so your hands out there. You had John Jones winning
Speaker 1: by submission. Yeah, but you didn't tell everybody that I
Speaker 1: did not, so it has not included in the record. Recapping, Shay,
Speaker 1: I actually won a couple of college basketball games. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Danny has a zero recollection of any of that, so
Speaker 1: we might just want to pass the Okay, Um, you
Speaker 1: have Bijean Robinson picked by the Cowboys. Do that plus
Speaker 1: three and they they've tagged Tony Pollard. But you're not
Speaker 1: concerned about that. I think Jerry loves to make a
Speaker 1: marketing splash and Bijean to the Cowboys would meet a
Speaker 1: lot of dollars in that marketing campaign. All right, Recapping
Speaker 1: bad Larry h You did well. You won on all
Speaker 1: your golf except for Xander's Shofley who you didn't even turn.
Speaker 1: What happened to him on Saturday and Sunday? He was
Speaker 1: like minus seven when like four over four over Saturday
Speaker 1: and Sunday. Well, you didn't even know how to pronounce
Speaker 1: his name. So these spellings are we should probably run
Speaker 1: through these again because they're hilarious. Lary Xanders Schoffler, Yeah
Speaker 1: he missed that, Harold, it's that's an RTM, right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: you you mispronounced quite a few y. I understand. I
Speaker 1: know I can't spell. I got no problem, no problem
Speaker 1: with mitting that, all right. And I told you about
Speaker 1: Keegan Bradley. He was top ten and he's always top
Speaker 1: ten at that tournament. Matt Fitzpatrick, you got that right.
Speaker 1: So XFL you won two and lost two? Is that right?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't follow it. I one game was
Speaker 1: like thirty four twenty eight or something. Those overs were
Speaker 1: just too low in my mind. So I took all
Speaker 1: four overs. I'd never even checked this. I didn't bet them,
Speaker 1: you know, so I put them on the show, but
Speaker 1: I didn't actually bet him with my guy, so I
Speaker 1: didn't even know how they turned. Okay, Well, you won
Speaker 1: two and you lost to which means you still lost
Speaker 1: to Vic. Okay, bad Larry, since you're in the lead,
Speaker 1: and that's uh, we haven't been able to say that
Speaker 1: in a long time. You you get to have your
Speaker 1: bets for this week, okay in the CG top ten
Speaker 1: and top twenty. All three of these guys in both,
Speaker 1: you know, top ten and top twenty. Okay, ilcome Victor
Speaker 1: to help me with the pronunciations, or Victor Hoblind, Max Holme,
Speaker 1: I got that one, yes, and Colin Morikawa yeah, damn
Speaker 1: oh okay, so you have them top twenty and top
Speaker 1: ten correct. Okay, basketball, Okay, I know the Saint John's
Speaker 1: game start game start already, but I have over Saint
Speaker 1: John's at one sixty one. I have Marquette and minus
Speaker 1: eight and a half. That is the correct spread. I
Speaker 1: can't bet against my Providence people's and I don't think
Speaker 1: we can beat Yukon, so I went under Providence at
Speaker 1: one forty four, that's right, and then Xavier in a
Speaker 1: blowout minus twelve. I think it is. I'm impressed that
Speaker 1: you have the exact lines that we do, because that's
Speaker 1: a rare occasion. This is what my book. He had
Speaker 1: him at truly might be at first Yeah, no discreet
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? Uh shay, and oh you got another one, Larry. No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I didn't do any Academy Award wins.
Speaker 1: You know I would. I think I would just take
Speaker 1: the favorites and everything. It's not like someone's going to
Speaker 1: fumble the ball. They know who's gonna win these things. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've won betting on not the favorites before. Larry, Well,
Speaker 1: he doesn't really Ben, Larry didn't go to movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen one of these movies. What's the who's
Speaker 1: the girl hate Blancer? Didn't she win it already like
Speaker 1: last year or something? She's winning the game? Right, he's
Speaker 1: up for Tart. No, she won't. It'll it'll be the
Speaker 1: woman Michelle yo, yeah yo yeah. And the fat guy
Speaker 1: whale is gonna win, right yeah right, Brendan Frasiery Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm want one union on Brendan Fraser, the fat guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not called the whale or something in the movie.
Speaker 1: He's gotta win. Yeah, they should have just named it
Speaker 1: the fat guy or Larry I on one on the
Speaker 1: fat Guy. Okay, anything else? No, Okay, that's enough for
Speaker 1: movies for me. All right, Jay basketball, we'll start with that.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Danny Baylor minus four and a half yukon
Speaker 1: mine it six and a half of two units un
Speaker 1: lb plus five and a half in Kansas State plus
Speaker 1: two and a half. All right, that's it. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's where I'm at, Danny. I'd already know who's gonna
Speaker 1: win on the oscars so and the juice is so bad,
Speaker 1: the numbers are so bad there's no point. But it's
Speaker 1: gonna be that Michelle you or yeah, well man, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be that that supporting actor that uh whatever, that
Speaker 1: son of a bitch's name is who won the Golden Globe.
Speaker 1: He's gonna win Best Supporting Actor, guarantee you. He uh
Speaker 1: was in Indiana Jones as a kid him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. He's also in Goonies. No he wasn't. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to sound racist, but they do look alike. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the same person that checks out. I'm just saying, waity,
Speaker 1: did you just did you decide to go to the
Speaker 1: tournament because Larry wasn't going? I feel I guess Yeah.
Speaker 1: How do I avoid Larry is usually how I wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning. No, that shay of any anything
Speaker 1: would have tracked down bad Larry. That's kind of what
Speaker 1: I thought, But I don't know. We would have gone
Speaker 1: now bad Larry doesn't drink white claw. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: dose his drink too pre wonder lick test exactly. And
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that, Larry. You can avoid this as
Speaker 1: long as you want. It's like Mike Tyson didn't want
Speaker 1: to fight Lennox Lewis for years and then eventually they
Speaker 1: did and we saw how that ended up. But you're
Speaker 1: eventually going to have to be in the same room
Speaker 1: with these guys. I can't wait. I took the twenty
Speaker 1: five question wonder lick thing. I didn't get finished. I
Speaker 1: didn't finish it. I ran out of time. Oh, I
Speaker 1: took a fifty. I send Rays the results. I took
Speaker 1: her that one of the day's into me. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't do the fifty. I didn't do the fifty question one.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get a question wrong. You
Speaker 1: just run out of time. You were twenty one of
Speaker 1: twenty five on the practice monder Lick test. I think uh,
Speaker 1: picture day Ray says, yes, that's that's the thing. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sent them. I send him the results whatever, like
Speaker 1: I just forwarded its, Larry. I don't want to cast
Speaker 1: in your cheerios. But I got forty six out of fifty?
Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah? I took it yesterday. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the fifty one and sus we okay,
Speaker 1: y'all are y'all are practicing. Don't worry. Ray sent us
Speaker 1: the links. I want to practicing. Yeah, Ray didn't send me. Shit,
Speaker 1: that's not true. It's in the group chat. It's in
Speaker 1: a group chat. Yeah, I don't read that. Just because
Speaker 1: you're looking at three phones right now, does it mean
Speaker 1: it's not in there. I don't know where I am everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's it's early, it's it's just after noon. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about the scaffolding in New York City? Like? Why
Speaker 1: the fuck? I mean all these buildings are covered with scaffolding.
Speaker 1: It ain't going anywhere. Oh this city sucks? Say what
Speaker 1: say what time? Say? What time? Do you want me
Speaker 1: to text you tomorrow morning to let you know who
Speaker 1: won the nine thirty game tonight, right and early? The
Speaker 1: chance you're making that sure you're going to that game? Right?
Speaker 1: No way, No chance in hell you're not going to
Speaker 1: the Connecticut game. Oh yeah, I'm going right now or
Speaker 1: like two thirty. It's a game. Oh are you talking
Speaker 1: about tomorrow? That game's two thirty now. Yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be there at two thirty. I'll be there a little
Speaker 1: before two thirty. All right, let me get to dealing.
Speaker 1: Wheeled out of this bar, dealing it? What bar are
Speaker 1: you in? I don't know. It's got a red awning.
Speaker 1: It's Irish. I got white cloths of vodka. So I'm staying.
Speaker 1: That narrows it down. Wait, are you going to the tournament?
Speaker 1: Are you staying in the bar? Going to the tournament?
Speaker 1: It was supposedly I'm with a bunch of schmucks. They
Speaker 1: all went to Yukon, and uh, they're gonna They're gonna
Speaker 1: wheel me out of here. You're gonna have a lunge
Speaker 1: with the red umbrella. There's red umbrellas out on the
Speaker 1: patio there. Yeah, holy shit, are you you're crossing the bar?
Speaker 1: You're crossing the garden? Yeah? Yeah, anywhere that is out
Speaker 1: the corner to Skieranague. That's where you go. There's an
Speaker 1: upstairs to that bar. Isn't there a next door there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a tiny upstairs. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Actually I
Speaker 1: know that none of this is real. It doesn't matter, Dylan,
Speaker 1: Are you ready, Dylan, You've got a ton of bens here. Yeah, okay, jocking,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I gotta throw shit at
Speaker 1: the wall, you know. Okay. Um, So I'm taking for
Speaker 1: golf for the players. I got Kegan Bradley to win
Speaker 1: at plus forty five hundred. Okay, I've got Kegan Bradley
Speaker 1: top five at plus nine hundred and no, you're are
Speaker 1: you doing sunjay? Mucking reason, I'm doing some plus nine
Speaker 1: thousand sunjay. Um. And I'm pretty sure as recording this,
Speaker 1: he's already two or three over. But I'm a man
Speaker 1: in my word. Um, college lacrosse DAN seasons underway, going
Speaker 1: with my alma mater, the Harvard of the West, Denver
Speaker 1: over Yale plus two forty. You're going money line, going
Speaker 1: money line. They're they're three point underdogs, but I'm taking
Speaker 1: the money line. And Yale is eleventh in the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah fucking nerds? All right? Um? And and this is
Speaker 1: your coach's last season. Yeah, he's been there for like
Speaker 1: a thousand years, which is the build turney? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: he's a psycho U and I got some Oscars best Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, As we all know, I put four units
Speaker 1: on Banshees of inn a share and to win Best
Speaker 1: Picture a few weeks ago at plus two twenty five,
Speaker 1: thinking that that would be a good idea. But it's
Speaker 1: now plus fifteen hundred. Well you just win bigger, no less? Well, no,
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna go like I thought they're
Speaker 1: going to become more of a favorite than they were.
Speaker 1: They have since dropped down considerably, but I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: a unit on them again at Oh, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: the fifteen Okay, okay, I see what you're saying. You
Speaker 1: have at plus two twenty five. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna look more promising at this point. Now it looks
Speaker 1: less promising, okay, okay. Um. And then I'm doing four
Speaker 1: units on Brendan Fraser to win Best Lead Actor for
Speaker 1: The Fat Guy at minus one ninety four units on
Speaker 1: Michelle yaw to win Best Lead Actress at minus eleven hundred.
Speaker 1: Shit is that what it is? Oh? Well? Um? And
Speaker 1: then I'm doing a unit on Martin mcdonnough for Banshees,
Speaker 1: a Finnish Aarony win Best Director. That's plus fourteen hundred.
Speaker 1: And then the unit I'm Brendan Gleeson win Best Supporting
Speaker 1: Actor for Banshee's a venush aaron a plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1: That one I actually like he should win that, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: and then I have a few college basketball picks, all right,
Speaker 1: ev Zona going to the final Forest, I may as
Speaker 1: well just have him to win the title. Plus seventeen nins.
Speaker 1: They disappointed me. They always disappointed. They're gonna, They're not gonna.
Speaker 1: They always disappoint me. They've wronged so many people, so
Speaker 1: many times. Um, North Texas minus nine against Larry's Lawtech,
Speaker 1: Arizona minus ten against Stanford unranked UNC plus three against Virginia,
Speaker 1: and then the U minus seven against Wake Forest Good nights.
Speaker 1: And I think that about wraps it up for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything that you two guys would like to just say
Speaker 1: bad Larry, I'll start with you. Anything you'd like to
Speaker 1: add before we say goodbye? Oh no, I'm pretty comfortable
Speaker 1: with my picks. Dan Um that eleven minus eleven hundred,
Speaker 1: What is it you're gonna win? Like a quarter unit?
Speaker 1: I thought on a minus eleven hundred, I thought it
Speaker 1: was better odds than that, but Ray says it's that.
Speaker 1: So I guess I'll I don't know which I put
Speaker 1: one hundred units on that, then I'll do So are
Speaker 1: you gonna are you gonna lose? Do you want to win?
Speaker 1: Four units a win? Like a unit? You're gonna have
Speaker 1: a tenth of a unit you're gonna win? Well, let
Speaker 1: me do the math on that. It's not a lot
Speaker 1: of money. No, there comes a wonder like genius. All right,
Speaker 1: you know it's very not math heavy. Okay. By the way,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving is another podcast that that's the title
Speaker 1: of it, Shay and Irving Podcast. Wherever you get your podcast?
Speaker 1: And Shay, do you have any closing remarks here? From
Speaker 1: New York City? I don't know if I'm making home, Danny,
Speaker 1: I really don't. Okay, you have my number. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the train schedule too, But that means all
Speaker 1: right now I'm gonna say your ship out of luck
Speaker 1: on both of those, my number and the train schedule.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a phone for that. Yeah, say good luck. Man,
Speaker 1: knock him dead? Yeah, okay, man, Hopefully we'll talk next week.
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