Speaker 1: You're listening to mess Oh wow, girl, I'm recording we
Speaker 1: are is the Michael one? Is the micro one? It's
Speaker 1: one two? Want to want to what is this? Oh? Hi,
Speaker 1: I said, Nie Spring has sprung. Girls, shear shirtles. See
Speaker 1: my elbows are out. They're actually, they're very actually, but
Speaker 1: they're out, and so are my knees. Girl, you got
Speaker 1: a hot date after this?
Speaker 2: No, I just was like, you know, I've been trying
Speaker 2: to figure out what the hell I'm wearing day to day.
Speaker 2: I just I've been trying to not put on a
Speaker 2: black turtlenecks.
Speaker 1: That is my goal.
Speaker 2: I wake up and I say, if you put the
Speaker 2: turtleneck on, I'm gonna jump out the window for show.
Speaker 1: So I said, let me set a little for you
Speaker 1: in a black turtleneck. When you done, please don't please,
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a tourtleneck dress. No, put me
Speaker 1: in the Selena bra with the rhymestones, the go on
Speaker 1: me doing high waisted pants, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do the Selena bra and the American Apparel disco.
Speaker 2: Now, let me tell you those pants were something else
Speaker 2: because it was a certain girl that could fill it
Speaker 2: out and make it look right, But whenever I wore
Speaker 2: it just looked like like a shiny spoon, like a
Speaker 2: red like the hump I had.
Speaker 1: The red one. I thought you was in Greece.
Speaker 2: Oh surely I don't even know the song for grease,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I was like, somebody cue it in.
Speaker 1: Put it in, plugging the song the white people grease,
Speaker 1: Black people grease the black people grease is dex Yes,
Speaker 1: what was I going to say? Oh, let's just get
Speaker 1: right into it. My mess is.
Speaker 2: Why do I have to lose something when I'm doing
Speaker 2: self care?
Speaker 1: What you mean like give something up? Yes, what you're
Speaker 1: trying not to give up for?
Speaker 2: So you know, every every show I'm going to talk about,
Speaker 2: I'm going anti depressants, y'all, I am doing the work.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, lost my ass? Oh me, you put it on,
Speaker 1: put it on a screen. I mean, these are these
Speaker 1: are bad hands to show. But well, girl, you can't
Speaker 1: put on the biggest pants that you got and be
Speaker 1: like you no, no, no, look said hold on, no, no,
Speaker 1: put your butt on the mic so the people can
Speaker 1: hear it. No nothing, Yeah I don't.
Speaker 2: I do not have a butt anymore like I can
Speaker 2: fit the pants that I couldn't fit before. But the
Speaker 2: butt is gone. If you don't have a butt, no more,
Speaker 2: what do I have?
Speaker 1: Friend? You have a butt? Girl? You you have a butt?
Speaker 1: What do I have? I have a long back.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna honestly, I'm gonna post a picture of
Speaker 2: me before the antidepressants and now, like my girl saw me,
Speaker 2: I said, she said, she said, I said, hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on. I said, I have some bad news. She said,
Speaker 2: what is it? I said, my ass is gone? She said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was looking for it all night.
Speaker 1: I'm not dragging me out, beat me up.
Speaker 2: She was looking feeling She was like I was feeling
Speaker 2: for I said, I don't know. But she said, long
Speaker 2: as long as my baby's happy, that's all I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh and I say, how can I be happy without?
Speaker 2: How can I be happy after that coming? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I need that the ass is good. That makes
Speaker 1: me happy. I don't want to be sad, but I
Speaker 1: do like that depresson. She couldn't find it. That means
Speaker 1: she didn't eat it. I never said that. I never
Speaker 1: said that. That means knew where that.
Speaker 2: That is my mess. So yeah, that's the thing. It's
Speaker 2: like my appetite is gone. But I feel like so
Speaker 2: it's my anxiety light because you have no fat in
Speaker 2: your body. That might be it no food in your
Speaker 2: I need I need it back, so hopefully.
Speaker 1: I get back to where I need to be with
Speaker 1: the ass. You know, that's so crazy. This is what
Speaker 1: I hate about people who have big booties. They come on,
Speaker 1: they complain. You are like, you want old Zempi girl,
Speaker 1: you want antidepressants. It's people listening to this. It's starving
Speaker 1: butts all over America. It's people who've never had ass,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I lost my butt. It's still there?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 2: Is there any flapjacks in the in the in the
Speaker 2: audience can.
Speaker 1: Just clap, clap your paper plates together for us. We
Speaker 1: love that you listen to us weekly. I'm not doing
Speaker 1: this with you. What's your mess? What's your messme on?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess my miss is. I had two
Speaker 1: mimosas before I got here. No way, what we'll see
Speaker 1: how the podcast girl, two mimosas, mimosas? Wait, how did
Speaker 1: this happen? What you mean? I went to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Uh huh found out I'm not dying, okay, which is
Speaker 1: you know, always a fear celebrate Sean Nuganaka is really
Speaker 1: like her. I was like, the office is nice. I
Speaker 1: can't believe my insurance is playing for this. And you know, uh,
Speaker 1: basically a clean bill of health. Okay, you know, clap
Speaker 1: ye and clapping my flat cheeks together for you pop.
Speaker 1: And then uh, it turned into kind of like a
Speaker 1: day date. You know. I'm an imprompt two spontaneous thing.
Speaker 1: And then I when I got some food, uh, and
Speaker 1: you know, to celebrate. I was like, I should get
Speaker 1: some cranberry juice, but instead I got a couple of
Speaker 1: mimosas and that's uh. And then I came to work.
Speaker 1: So I'm excited to be here and see how how
Speaker 1: the words flow out of my face.
Speaker 2: You're doing a great job. And I think in some
Speaker 2: countries mimosas are cranberry juice.
Speaker 1: Which countries send me delu trying. I was trying to
Speaker 1: uplift us. But you know who's going to do some
Speaker 1: some some lifting today?
Speaker 2: Our guests, come on, you don't even let us bring
Speaker 2: us in At every every episode, I have to fight
Speaker 2: with these guests.
Speaker 1: You just will not let us bring you in professionally,
Speaker 1: he said. Waiting bucket. They say it's called mess, what
Speaker 1: are you waiting for? Just let come in? Go ahead,
Speaker 1: bring the host of Decisions Decisions and the brand new
Speaker 1: podcast as Sydney It and I we're just a selective ignorance,
Speaker 1: which I mean like what that mean? Like we which
Speaker 1: one of us is ignorant? I mean we choose to
Speaker 1: remain in our ignorance a lot. We love it. If
Speaker 1: someone could be like, let me teach you something, we'd
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, I'm not in the mood
Speaker 1: to learn nothing of that. Yeah, learning is hard anyway.
Speaker 1: It's Mandy, she's in the building right now. Hey, man, Manny,
Speaker 1: what's going away? Were link sentence and talks y'all today?
Speaker 1: Even though I'm like literally one of the listeners a mess,
Speaker 1: that'd be like, damn another guests, So hope y'all hopefully
Speaker 1: y'all like my ass. No, man, I'm gonna let Sid
Speaker 1: Andrey's go ahead and give all the tea. Mandy does
Speaker 1: message us regularly, and she'd be like, hell is this guest.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in the group chat gyan by you
Speaker 1: be like we y'all don't need no guests. We do
Speaker 1: need guts and you.
Speaker 2: We love that you're here because you're shining, shining, shining,
Speaker 2: shoulders out and somebody.
Speaker 1: Who listens to the podcast, yes on it? What what
Speaker 1: what do you like about masks? Like? What do you
Speaker 1: think the people listening like about mass y'all? I think
Speaker 1: I don't listen. You know what's crazy? I don't even Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a real bad listen to women talk. Okay,
Speaker 1: you starting. I know this is crazy, but I'm like
Speaker 1: listening to YouTube was equivalent to, Uh, I don't really
Speaker 1: like dark skins. Pretty for dark skins, it's not all
Speaker 1: a woman with a duo woman podcast. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: listen to women led shows. Uh, that's that women's history.
Speaker 1: Women's history is over. You know what? Maybe you know what?
Speaker 1: Maybe because I don't know that, I don't I can
Speaker 1: say the lack of masculinity. I like some masculine takes.
Speaker 1: Y'all are still very like I don't know, not that
Speaker 1: y'all are masculine. What's going on? It's real? Rasky, think
Speaker 1: you have a good day, how good night? Thanks for
Speaker 1: you actually date women? So very masculine objective to hear
Speaker 1: about dating women? Me? Yeah, you women, men deal with women.
Speaker 1: I think I love hearing what it's like dealing with women.
Speaker 1: Sometimes women don't know what it's like to really deal
Speaker 1: with us. I get both respectives here. This is great.
Speaker 1: Now you date both men and women? No, no, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: date men. I have sex with women. What's better? Well, no,
Speaker 1: the difference is I don't date women. I don't become emotionals.
Speaker 2: You the problem, you mother fucking problem. Yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 2: you came on today.
Speaker 1: I had. We're not going to be there with y'all.
Speaker 1: Host You know what's crazy? This is the problem, y'all.
Speaker 1: I never said I didn't like, well, they don't like
Speaker 1: bisexual women's it's very difficult LGBT.
Speaker 2: I never said I hated to be I just I
Speaker 2: that it's it's too much toxicity going on. When when
Speaker 2: bisexual women use lesbians physically, you.
Speaker 1: You're using them because there was this together. And when
Speaker 1: women date men, they're also consenting to being used. So
Speaker 1: there's that and they do that's crazy to them and
Speaker 1: coming out Just why so you like hooking up? What
Speaker 1: kind of women do you like to sleep with? Oh?
Speaker 1: It depends my mood that day, Like I mean, I
Speaker 1: end up like sleeping, like I've had sex with quite
Speaker 1: a bit of my friends.
Speaker 2: This is why I can't even take you seriously. That
Speaker 2: is because where are the boundaries? What do you mean
Speaker 2: the boundaries?
Speaker 1: I'm having sex with someone I love and trust. Is
Speaker 1: that not what we're told we should have sex with.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. No, we should not be able to trust
Speaker 1: you and we should hate them. No.
Speaker 2: Hey, I trust you with my information, my heart. I'm
Speaker 2: not trusting you with my coochie, That's what I'm No,
Speaker 2: you're if.
Speaker 1: You got my information, you shouldn't even to get a
Speaker 1: little a crumb of coul what Marie surprised? I straightest friend,
Speaker 1: and I trust you with my information. You should that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So that Marie, So you had a friend some of
Speaker 1: the they're all friendship. Huh Yeah, that's what friend that is.
Speaker 2: You know what, every time I get on this this
Speaker 2: little mic here, I think I know this whole. I
Speaker 2: don't know you, and this is what I love you.
Speaker 2: The person she was last week is not the person
Speaker 2: she coming. I never know what I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: Listen. That's for being an adult is about. And also
Speaker 1: a woman like that's the cool thing about being grown
Speaker 1: ass woman is you we're allowed to change our minds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I do and reinvent and do, and we're coming
Speaker 1: into a new season. Spring has sprung, it has Who
Speaker 1: you were in the winter should not be who you
Speaker 1: are in the spring. That man was like, very toxic.
Speaker 1: I am actually not. You know what's crazy? No, I
Speaker 1: communicate my thoughts, needs and desires to all of my partners,
Speaker 1: how many well know right now. It's just when I
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend. Yeah, we are also here, y'all just
Speaker 1: going and drag me for we are ethically non monogamous.
Speaker 1: So I did hit him the other day like I
Speaker 1: really want to eat some pussy and I was like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember were wait wait, ethically it's non monogamous. Yes,
Speaker 1: why are you saying that you don't know what that sentence? Hey?
Speaker 2: Hold on now, see this is when you're complicated with
Speaker 2: all these terms and titles and y'all about monogmous ethnically
Speaker 2: non monology.
Speaker 1: B T Q, I plus E and M.
Speaker 2: This sounds like an app It sounds it sounds like
Speaker 2: you started something up. Everybody Karna, klarna, larna and yeah, no, So.
Speaker 1: Like I like, I'm aware that I like men and
Speaker 1: women a lot of times, you deem a person to
Speaker 1: be a cheater if they go and up sex with someone, Well,
Speaker 1: I want some pussy sometimes. So I hit him up.
Speaker 1: The other night. I was out at the Blue Martini
Speaker 1: and the martini's was Martini. I said, dang, I kind
Speaker 1: of want to eat some cooch. So I text them
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, babe, I'm kind of in the mood,
Speaker 1: and I know I think we talked. I don't have
Speaker 1: to tell you before or do you want to know after,
Speaker 1: because this is what I want to do tonight. And
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, baby, it's cool. And then I
Speaker 1: told him the next next day it was now was
Speaker 1: it was you with a friend at the Blue Martini?
Speaker 1: It was? He thought I picked somebody up from the
Speaker 1: Blue Martini, And then I was like, yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: my homegirl that I was with you all of them,
Speaker 1: not all of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, not all Well, Mandy, I I got some notes
Speaker 2: because you ain't never asked to eat mine.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. If you're doing it for free,
Speaker 1: you know it's crazy or you know it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: give me, colleague. We've given early out giving hr and
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I mean I respect it. Y'all
Speaker 1: want to know. The crazy thing is, so I've supported y'all,
Speaker 1: showed up to the to the live shows, to the
Speaker 1: comedy shows. We've hung out one time, realistically, the three
Speaker 1: of us, three of us said, you and I have
Speaker 1: hung out. No, we have. We have a straight as fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna turn over. Mandy be like, let's take ficklebacks.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, she's trying to eat tonight. So when
Speaker 1: it comes to you, we haven't really hung out outside
Speaker 1: of the dinner with the three of us hold on
Speaker 1: and then we just went that was morning. We was
Speaker 1: drinking coffee. Bit So outside of that, Let's be very clear,
Speaker 1: if I wanted to really pursue you, my pussy would
Speaker 1: have been dried up because you were an hour late
Speaker 1: to dinner. Whoa get get out? Imagined as a heterosexual woman,
Speaker 1: if a man showed up an hour late, you know
Speaker 1: you're not giving him, no man, then show up. If
Speaker 1: a man is not here when I get there, I
Speaker 1: don't even want to beat there. What are we talking?
Speaker 1: But I'm a woman, you're you're feminists. I should be
Speaker 1: able to do things that many saying get the fun out.
Speaker 1: You know I don't date with because they got this mindset.
Speaker 2: I don't like you.
Speaker 1: I don't like you, and I used to love you.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. I'm just saying I wouldn't want to give, like,
Speaker 1: eat or suck anybody who showed up an hour late
Speaker 1: to our dinner day. So how you feel in my marine?
Speaker 1: Then what you mean? Don't feeling about me? And you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what's crazy? I really be. I've
Speaker 1: been telling her she's not straight, but every time we talk,
Speaker 1: the conversations have become more straight. I'm telling you that
Speaker 1: nothing person I know, not even her teeth, literally my spine.
Speaker 1: She got that girl. I got sad because so we
Speaker 1: girtie hipskirt they don't really open like they're supposed to.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of the work that you'd be doing
Speaker 1: when you at the Blue Martini, they be closed. I
Speaker 1: got a walk, walk, I got a wine. I'm going
Speaker 1: to Carnival next next month in Malta, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got to learn how to wind these hips more.
Speaker 1: You stand in a little vacation, no no, no no,
Speaker 1: you stay on tour, and you stay on tour traveling.
Speaker 1: I love traveling. That's why I don't want kids like
Speaker 1: I want to be able to just wake up one
Speaker 1: morning and be like South Africa, why not let me go,
Speaker 1: let me look up these flights. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: about pets. But you have I'm a cat, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: cool it house. He's a latch key kid. I feel
Speaker 1: like he takes care of himself. He's trying to get
Speaker 1: the food and you know what, he walked himself. He
Speaker 1: knows what well. They have a little box, don't need walking,
Speaker 1: and they clean themselves. Don't got to obey them every
Speaker 1: you know. And he eats when he's hungry and it's out.
Speaker 1: I have a little pea. Yeah, keep going, you're gonna
Speaker 1: build a case again. He was crazy about that. When
Speaker 1: we be at the house, a long look at me,
Speaker 1: Me and my cat. When we be alone, he just
Speaker 1: be sleeping. So I'm like, oh, that's all you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to bed. Oh you definitely don't have a kid,
Speaker 1: because if you have a sleepy ask king, You're like,
Speaker 1: I guess I could go out for about two days.
Speaker 1: That's there. Was your mom did dad? My mom left
Speaker 1: me home. She went and played pulled down the block
Speaker 1: at rock Seats. But how old were you? Me and
Speaker 1: my sister took care about six seven. We was being
Speaker 1: left home alone. I'm sorry to hear that. So I'm
Speaker 1: sorry we came out just a rough childhood. That is wild.
Speaker 1: What your name don't come from? Tammy? Tammy as a
Speaker 1: Florida mom names Yeah, Florida wear some sick leggings. Tammy
Speaker 1: is the name of a woman who has biracial children. Listen,
Speaker 1: it's low in the back. Listen. She she has to
Speaker 1: cut everything that you would think a white woman with
Speaker 1: black kids look like, that's my mama. She got slim
Speaker 1: gems at the bottom of her person. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: And she drinks darkly. Girl, Listen, you love a little
Speaker 1: spice frum Come on, Captain Morgan, she love a rumin coat.
Speaker 1: That's a drink, yo, Tammy, you did she wear a
Speaker 1: wedge sneaker? Is a wedge sand for sure? For sure?
Speaker 1: I hate y'all, Sammy, love you like like a friend.
Speaker 2: So after that was the craziest drag that you've done
Speaker 2: for me, I guess we have to move forward in
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: What is your mess besides coming for me? Oh? What
Speaker 1: is my mess? I guess I can talk about the
Speaker 1: age difference with me and my partner. So my mess
Speaker 1: is I just my last relationship. He was seventeen years
Speaker 1: older than me. I have now gone to share drer
Speaker 1: route and my well, not really that big of a difference.
Speaker 1: I'm not that old, but my partner is eight years
Speaker 1: younger than me. That's how I talk to this fetus
Speaker 1: about don't do that. See this is what I be
Speaker 1: talking about. Let's go people. It's crazy about you saying
Speaker 1: that I did have like a moment. He's never seen
Speaker 1: Matilda save the Last Dance or Titanic. He didn't even
Speaker 1: know what Matilda was save the Last Dance, And then
Speaker 1: he had the nerve to ask me because I'm going
Speaker 1: to see Othello, because hello, Jame Jentleen Hall, Denzel, gotta
Speaker 1: go see my favorite white and my favorite black. So
Speaker 1: it's j J Lee, my favorite white of all the white,
Speaker 1: your favorite it's him and Gerard Butler. Those are like
Speaker 1: my girl. I do that, you know why, because I
Speaker 1: really liked that movie with him and Jamie Fox by
Speaker 1: his citizens. They not hand me on the phone because
Speaker 1: I have said my favorite Jyla Hall, I used to think,
Speaker 1: all my god. I actually also used to have a
Speaker 1: crush on him. So my other real man, my real
Speaker 1: I'm my real favorite. White isn't really white. It's Jason Momoa.
Speaker 1: But I want to do something. He's not a great actor,
Speaker 1: he's a up. You got to take that back. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's not. But he would wear sandals to like a wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is kind of you know. Yeah, So I'm
Speaker 1: like I said, when I go see othello, I need
Speaker 1: to be close enough to see the spit coming out
Speaker 1: of their mouths because I love craziest. You would think,
Speaker 1: here's the here's the tea, y'all if you are in
Speaker 1: New York or even visiting. So it's on Broadway till June.
Speaker 1: But I went to the box office. I am in
Speaker 1: the second or third row Rod BB on stub Hub
Speaker 1: eight ninety six, same exact row. Not you in Club Renaissance.
Speaker 1: Don't do that girl, And I wasn't spending that on Beyonce. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but I'm and Dil and she's really a lot as
Speaker 1: excited about that Zel. She thought about Jake Jill and
Speaker 1: movies that has been in. Oh my god, he did
Speaker 1: the one with the call thing. Don't listen. I don't
Speaker 1: know when you asked me to do the same for Denzel.
Speaker 1: So get I got training day I got the Book
Speaker 1: of Eli, I got the Something with the fire Man
Speaker 1: on Fire. Oh, he just did the movie where he
Speaker 1: showed up in Rome as a nigga from Brooklyn Gladiator
Speaker 1: and he didn't not even he didn't even try. He
Speaker 1: was trying, gummy, and we want to hear it. This
Speaker 1: is this is how I know my bias for Dizel.
Speaker 1: You need help, get help. Everybody asked one Roman and
Speaker 1: he from I'm coming in this ship. Well now that ship,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. That's how I knew bias existed
Speaker 1: all of us. Yeah, because I was like one of
Speaker 1: the best films ever ever. I hated Denzel in that
Speaker 1: movie he chain he had he was wearing I think
Speaker 1: he was wearing Air Force one. It really pissed me.
Speaker 1: Me and my hope girls was like, what is we doing?
Speaker 1: But no, what's crazy? And so I bring up this
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh my god, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: go see Othello. And my boyfriend's like, you're familiar with
Speaker 1: aleve Got. He's British. You had to say he was
Speaker 1: British technically, even though he's twenty six. Because he's British,
Speaker 1: he's technic. Yeah, exactly. Americans you know, non Americans do
Speaker 1: age age way quicker than Okay, now what his teeth
Speaker 1: talking about? Oh beautiful. He has such a beautiful smile.
Speaker 1: So anyways, me and him are talking and I was like,
Speaker 1: do I know Othello? Nigga? Yeah, maka fight for Julia Styles?
Speaker 1: You never saw? Oh? And I was like, that's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies growing up. And he's like, nah,
Speaker 1: never watched it. So there's the urban basketball version of Othello.
Speaker 1: I've never seen. I have never seen. This is when
Speaker 1: Julia Styles was in her back her it was and
Speaker 1: then it was right around the time of say the
Speaker 1: Last Thing. But I will tell you not everybody has watched.
Speaker 1: Oh so that was a deep cut. That's not fair.
Speaker 1: That's not fair. I know the classics, Okay, you do?
Speaker 1: You you had the name me one title of a
Speaker 1: Jake Jill in the movie that he's been in, but
Speaker 1: didn't all we don't know that. We don't know her.
Speaker 1: The call You're sick just like that, And I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see he was in that movie where he was
Speaker 1: a stress reporter. What. Yeah, I don't remember the name.
Speaker 1: MA feel bad. I don't know if Jake listens to
Speaker 1: the pod. But I can't. I love you down. You
Speaker 1: my favorite white. I can't wait to see this pick
Speaker 1: come out. Show now, hold on, I want to show
Speaker 1: you my boyfriend's straight seat. Oh wait, hold on, don't slide.
Speaker 1: Oh he got freckles. Don't do it, okay, Sharon, Sharon details.
Speaker 1: You know he looked at next see you, he's he's
Speaker 1: getting me in a way. I did hear next It
Speaker 1: looks you know, she got dragged. I didn't drag, bitch.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I started up the top. You look amazing. I say,
Speaker 2: you look phenomenal. I love your neck. You're you're doing
Speaker 2: great things.
Speaker 1: Got my Yeah, I'm too late.
Speaker 2: I'm late in a dollar short or whatever to get
Speaker 2: some head whatever. Anyway, I'm just saying, because you you,
Speaker 2: you get like you, you know, like you take care
Speaker 2: of yourself and kill Obviously you're not a spring chicken,
Speaker 2: but you're very your youthful.
Speaker 1: But next to him, he looks like it's crazy, that's what. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so we have that conversation and I get how
Speaker 1: it could be offensive, like IM like a small no
Speaker 1: for him, I like a scurfy look. And I said,
Speaker 1: I said, ooh, babe, like keep this hair makes you
Speaker 1: look older and he hated me saying that, which I
Speaker 1: get because he was like, well, babe, you wouldn't like
Speaker 1: if I told you, Like, I like how you did
Speaker 1: something because it made you look younger, especially as one
Speaker 1: who was older than that. I was like, okay, you
Speaker 1: got me. Well maybe older is the wrong word, just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you look real like I don't know how, let me
Speaker 1: tell you. And he just said the cutest thing yesterday
Speaker 1: and it made me think of you because you came
Speaker 1: in with your sapphor bag and he hit me yesterday.
Speaker 1: He was like, Babe, I tried to call you, but
Speaker 1: I was recording yesterday and I was like, what happened?
Speaker 1: He was like, I went to uh Far and spent like,
Speaker 1: you know, two hundred dollars on the skincare stuff. And
Speaker 1: he was like, your number didn't show up. I was
Speaker 1: trying to get you the points for your support thing.
Speaker 1: He was like, your number didn't work, and then I
Speaker 1: tried your email. I said, oh, baby, it's my old number.
Speaker 1: I said, it's the six four sixth number that you
Speaker 1: never knew, so you don't have it the sapphort thinking
Speaker 1: about getting me the points, you didn't listen, He said,
Speaker 1: my man is not buying me anything I said for him,
Speaker 1: but he was gonna get me his point. You don't
Speaker 1: give me his points. Don't tell no long distance relationship.
Speaker 1: He's he's in l A. I'm in Atlanta. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to hear that. Don't you listen? Hey, it's not just
Speaker 1: believing my nest to go move on with somebody. Don't
Speaker 1: talk about it. You wearing red nails because you came
Speaker 1: here for violence. No, these red nails? Is I heard
Speaker 1: wife color nails. I've never seen a married person with
Speaker 1: red nails. Also, girl, you are not a wife. I
Speaker 1: am a huge one. Girl. You can you talk to her?
Speaker 1: You are a full girlfriend with these bright red nails.
Speaker 1: Stiletto pops ever thought? Listen, Well, it's giving wife to
Speaker 1: me as someone who doesn't even care to be a wife. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me be great. I never heard a wife call
Speaker 1: up her husband was like, y'all want some Christian and
Speaker 1: I what's up? Men? Love rednails? Look at it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I dated a guy who did not like really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why you do know? This looks like wife nails? Dude, Manny,
Speaker 1: we are gonna box after this spot. We can't box
Speaker 1: on air because that's like against iHeart or whatever, but none, no,
Speaker 1: no side be ready to starar hr I heartthearts violence.
Speaker 1: We y'all can fight here. Guard. We're gonna put it
Speaker 1: on the Patreon Guard Guard Guard. So wait, you do
Speaker 1: want to get married? No, you know what, we're ready.
Speaker 1: Talked to your friend, talk to her so you don
Speaker 1: you got I'll get the ring, I'll go through a ceremony,
Speaker 1: I'll do the honeymoon. I don't want it on paper,
Speaker 1: but not bringing again up. I'm not bringing again but
Speaker 1: I'm just sudden. You know you don't You don't want
Speaker 1: it on paper because you don't want to lose your assets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because then when yeah, then when we break up, it's
Speaker 1: expensive break up. We're not gonna do this. Stop acting
Speaker 1: like we do not see the divorce rate and what's
Speaker 1: happening in this world and in society and in life.
Speaker 1: So why do you even get married? Then? So that's
Speaker 1: what I'm not and the party. You could call me
Speaker 1: your wife, you my husband. We could both wear rings
Speaker 1: in matrimony. But like I said, when it comes to
Speaker 1: four fifteen, we are filing separately. I don't even know
Speaker 1: a four fifteen. Yeah, week, you don't pay your taxes.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet. That's why you don't go
Speaker 1: back from fifteen. No, that's the deadline, bitch. You got
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks after stop. This is where like
Speaker 1: last Monday. Oh okay, my god, I'm like that city.
Speaker 1: You don't feel down for no week. That is the
Speaker 1: filing deadline. But you want to get your taxes before
Speaker 1: they start. Can't wait to get me?
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I used to be in the H and R block. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you're worrying about my taxes. Let's worry about you being confused.
Speaker 1: I used to work at H and R Block. I
Speaker 1: used to work at E Y. I was in the
Speaker 1: tax department. I was an accounting Sorry for all you
Speaker 1: were to be entrepreneurs to please fire your taxes. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Maybe y'all feel like they're
Speaker 1: coming for you. I have probably five plus friends right
Speaker 1: now that are three plus years in back taxes. Two
Speaker 1: of them are in six figures, owing over one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. What are they going to do in state?
Speaker 1: What are they going to do? Move? I think when
Speaker 1: are they within? Are the dates you can set up
Speaker 1: a payment plan? I don't want to do that. Trump
Speaker 1: just fired like five hundred I R S employees. I
Speaker 1: think I'm okay. Oh yeah, no Trump. Trump didn't move
Speaker 1: the d O E to the d O J or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just did something where now the
Speaker 1: people that's above the SBA are in charge of our
Speaker 1: student loans. So I'm like, really, computer, I was like,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Sally May. Now it's John. I'm
Speaker 1: not owing John, Sally May, Sally Sally and if it
Speaker 1: ain't Sally, nobody getting they money? And set wait till
Speaker 1: wait did Sally transition? Now they laid Sally off, changing
Speaker 1: d I should Sally and be like, how you doing? Girl? Listen?
Speaker 1: I know I was ducking you, but it seemed like
Speaker 1: you hard he Sally Tally. Man, if you want to
Speaker 1: be on mess come on that. So why is it
Speaker 1: messy that you date people who are not the same
Speaker 1: age as you? Just what I hear like the response
Speaker 1: from my friends. I think every time we go on
Speaker 1: the internet, there's this conversation. Of course we're not talking
Speaker 1: about the pds, but there's a conversation. Is two consenting
Speaker 1: adults what happens when there's an age gap? And so
Speaker 1: I've dealt with that with my friends. Of course, yes,
Speaker 1: I do get the oh he's British, so then there's
Speaker 1: a little acceptance there. But then even like you like
Speaker 1: I think, and I've dated people with a bigger age
Speaker 1: gap than that, they're like, what do y'all talk about?
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm childish? I don't know, but I'm we know,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy about it? Though I'm not dating
Speaker 1: the y ends them niggas carry me. Now. What I
Speaker 1: don't like is like twenty four and down twenty six.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy. When I was thirty three, I
Speaker 1: was talking to a twenty two year old, so you
Speaker 1: can't say that two year old Jayden Smith? Hey, no,
Speaker 1: what was he doing? He had on a Batman costume,
Speaker 1: he was Jersey, he was a millionaire with a It
Speaker 1: was very cold and not you said tall, very twenty two.
Speaker 1: How do you this? How do you feel that that
Speaker 1: is crazy? How do I feel? Yeah? It made me
Speaker 1: feel real good. Actually, damn nigga feel good. I was like,
Speaker 1: I said, I can't think all this now, hold on now,
Speaker 1: but oh my god, but you it here which I
Speaker 1: was doing toys r us. I'm a big kidd. No,
Speaker 1: he texted all his rs backwards. Did we say w
Speaker 1: A w W I D what is that? Everybody do
Speaker 1: that when they get on the other stuff they doing.
Speaker 1: Now everything is like tf AF I know that's the
Speaker 1: fun as fun, right yeah, but everything is like all right,
Speaker 1: like everything is like letters, Yeah I need full sentences. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that you may say my little my little
Speaker 2: little ship that I don't even like that.
Speaker 1: First of nasty's nasty, and now you're calling me a turd?
Speaker 1: What do we do my little ship? My yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my yeah, yeah, I like the yeah, no, my little yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you know what I mean. You know, because here's
Speaker 1: the thing women. Now, I'm gonna sit here and shame
Speaker 1: women be wanting titles. So niggas was like, katep girlfriend,
Speaker 1: let me give us something else so she could be
Speaker 1: said say little ship, yeah little yeah, yeah, the little ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not okay, yeah, okay, yeah. I just want to
Speaker 1: know this. I don't want to know what y'all talked about.
Speaker 1: How did y'all communicate? Was it text? Was it FaceTime?
Speaker 1: You're talking about it on Twitter? You're talking about the younger,
Speaker 1: the twenty two year old, Yeah, yeah, we text? How
Speaker 1: did you meet him? Oh? Now she got a call throat.
Speaker 1: You don't in the same way I meet most people
Speaker 1: if it's not in person, Instagram, in the d ms.
Speaker 2: Your dms are to go down in the dms like
Speaker 2: that's how those are very like you give an it's
Speaker 2: very range. She's like, you know you auit. It will
Speaker 2: give like real estate and it's you in your podcast
Speaker 2: and it's you on a boat in a throng at
Speaker 2: the star game.
Speaker 1: Is she like, I believe in shooting my shot and
Speaker 1: I do that by liking a ton of pictures and
Speaker 1: hopefully if they like you. I wouldn't liked all his
Speaker 1: pictures because he didn't have a lot and he's flitting
Speaker 1: my dms. So you so you originated her bumble hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let the let the hold on
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of people listening right now. That
Speaker 1: are because when you said, oh went out, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: turning the lights off. Are we still recording? Whoa I hate? Like?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Wait a second, are y'all women they
Speaker 1: believe y'all have to be approached Chase, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is the question. This is the question that was
Speaker 1: asking about you. I wanted to I wanted to make
Speaker 1: an announcement to the people listening. When you said that
Speaker 1: you met you meet people through your d MS, I
Speaker 1: was about to say, my damns is dry as hell.
Speaker 1: I'm also not on Instagram liking lots of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looking it was posting my stuff and I leave No.
Speaker 1: I thought it a smoke signal I'm interested if you
Speaker 1: like over three pictures, that that person is interested at
Speaker 1: least in your looks. That was to me and I
Speaker 1: just I just was like, oh, they just they just
Speaker 1: found me. I was like, oh, they like my stuff.
Speaker 1: They're like you like you? No, you, I've missed a
Speaker 1: lot of you. You may be missed it because when
Speaker 1: you went to their page and not attracted. If they
Speaker 1: were attractive and they liked all your pictures, I think
Speaker 1: you would respond differently. So how many pictures is is
Speaker 1: ideal for somebody for you to get somebody's attention? You
Speaker 1: think I would say, I would say three is a
Speaker 1: little shot. I would say at least six. That's that's
Speaker 1: two rows, okay, in rows, doesn't matter what or you
Speaker 1: just scroll back and like six, Oh I hold you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be like I'll like him, Like I like
Speaker 1: a lot of pictures. And if I don't get no
Speaker 1: hits back, I might give it a couple of days
Speaker 1: because maybe he wasn't on his phone and a lot
Speaker 1: came in. I'll double back. You don't like six more man,
Speaker 1: he said, not today, not tomorrow. You you takes it back,
Speaker 1: I'd be like you got you not don't know why
Speaker 1: fire are you like like like like like like I
Speaker 1: mean back in the day, I was a little bit
Speaker 1: more bold, and you used to send a little jip
Speaker 1: with the girls shooting the basket like I'm shooting deal.
Speaker 1: I've done that too. I love that less into this
Speaker 1: in your single and you hate the dating apps, jump
Speaker 1: back on. Let's be very clear, not only that in person,
Speaker 1: men and women. I send drinks from across the room. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll tell my waiter whatever they're drinkings, and another one
Speaker 1: and you give like Richard Gear, Yeah, I'm going after
Speaker 1: what I want. Ask great. No. When y'all you apply
Speaker 1: for a job you want right, the same is for
Speaker 1: when you're dating. If you apply from across the room
Speaker 1: that you want, Why am I just gonna see a job?
Speaker 1: Never came knocking at your dough, Hey, that's not I'm
Speaker 1: knocking on Maybe like an isn't just gonna be like
Speaker 1: out of the blue. Hey, we commending a drink to
Speaker 1: somebody is very James Bond. Okay, that's classy. I did
Speaker 1: it this. I got money in the checking and the savings.
Speaker 1: But if a man it is now it's easy. In
Speaker 1: New York, I get it's a little tough, like saying
Speaker 1: bitch and the South seven dollars table drinks somebody. If
Speaker 1: a man sends me a drink, I think it's a setup.
Speaker 1: If a one.
Speaker 2: If a woman sends me drink, also feels like a setup.
Speaker 2: It's just I want let me get my own drink. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: come to me, like, let me get you a drink.
Speaker 2: Don't just be some weird mysterious drink.
Speaker 1: I prefer the mysteriousness of the waiter comes over and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I didn't know to that, and they go,
Speaker 1: there's somebody over there, that gentleman, that lady, and then
Speaker 1: that eye contacted you a drink? What's up? You guys
Speaker 1: never been roofed before that. It's the serring it to you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're in coots. Who do you mean you watch?
Speaker 1: You want too much? A Lifetime movie channel. It's true
Speaker 1: it's happened. I've been roofed before. Okay, you drink or
Speaker 1: somebody put it in a drink that you had at
Speaker 1: the bar.
Speaker 2: He is I think I put my drink down and
Speaker 2: I picked up somebody else's. That's what I really feel like.
Speaker 1: Now you got I can get my own drink. You
Speaker 1: picking up other people's drinks? Cootie? Are you picking up
Speaker 1: what I'm putting down? I love shooting my shot though
Speaker 1: it's fun, and I mean maybe because I'm someone who's
Speaker 1: learned to accept rejection. I love saying no and that
Speaker 1: I'm not interested to people. So if someone's not interested
Speaker 1: in me, I don't take a personal onto the name. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's say you take ten shots. Oh, you shoot ten shots,
Speaker 1: you send ten drinks, you slide in ten dms, you
Speaker 1: tap six people's ten whatever. How often? How many times
Speaker 1: out of ten do you feel like I'm a good
Speaker 1: B plus at least eight? Now? Does it go anywhere? No?
Speaker 1: But do I often exchange at least numbers where we
Speaker 1: continue talking. Does it get anywhere after? Sometimes? No? But
Speaker 1: right now I have a relationship. Also, my ex was
Speaker 1: the same. I met him on Zoom Zoom Zoom. The pandemic. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you I met him on Zoom and what's crazy
Speaker 1: is I I flirted with him first. I was like
Speaker 1: because I like tall men and he had a big
Speaker 1: I said, yr head, met your body like I taught
Speaker 1: you was over there, because he could have been over there.
Speaker 1: Write that down, rite that. Hold on. Can you tell
Speaker 1: us how the zoom started? Well? No, so y'all know
Speaker 1: during the pandemic everyone could record virtually, so at the
Speaker 1: time a lot of people tried to start podcasts. We
Speaker 1: have a mutual friend. So the mutual friend was having
Speaker 1: me on as a guest, and when we got on Zoom,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so at first I tried to
Speaker 1: do it incognito. I was like, so, can I get
Speaker 1: your social media tags so I could be sure to
Speaker 1: you know, tag you and any the host that we have.
Speaker 1: I was gonna slide in the DNS there. He didn't
Speaker 1: have social media because he was you said, he's seventeen
Speaker 1: years olderan you he a man? Yeah, he's a man
Speaker 1: of you can't get him on his what's apped? For sure?
Speaker 1: He got that and had him on come he did,
Speaker 1: but yeah, the hotmail, So then you know I shot
Speaker 1: my shot over there over the zoom I've been shooting,
Speaker 1: started a private chat with him if if I was
Speaker 1: in the side chat, and then we stayed on after
Speaker 1: the recording and held a regard may have been the host.
Speaker 2: Well also know, like, yo, you must be paying for
Speaker 2: zoom because you know you only get forty nine minutes
Speaker 2: shut it down.
Speaker 1: You have to pay for zoom. Yeah, yeah, if you
Speaker 1: compet this woman. I paid for zooms to make sure. Hey,
Speaker 1: some people, Hey, there have been many a zooms where
Speaker 1: we had to start restarted because I ain't paying. You'll,
Speaker 1: y'all stop that. It has happened to me. We've been
Speaker 1: do town halls for our horrible, for our whore hide
Speaker 1: for the podcast every once a month. We have over
Speaker 1: one hundred people in there, and we had to pay
Speaker 1: for it to allow over one hundred people to be on. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let me hold your zoo. I don't want your tax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not playing with you. What's up? What's the messiest
Speaker 1: thing about dating somebody who you have a big age
Speaker 1: gap with? I would say, I mean the way goals align,
Speaker 1: so like right now and we've had the conversation, he like,
Speaker 1: I am pretty set that I don't want kids he
Speaker 1: has a kid, You have a child. Shut up. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is I'm thirty four. In four years
Speaker 1: i'll be thirty eight. I feel like I'll be still
Speaker 1: kind of set where I'm at right now based on
Speaker 1: what I've been able to accomplish financially, all the things
Speaker 1: I do professionally, like professional things will excel, But I'm
Speaker 1: kind of set where I'm at right now. Have you
Speaker 1: frozen your eggs? I don't want kids. You don't want
Speaker 1: to at all? You said, throw them away? Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: But listen, my friends knee eggs. I said, you won't mind. Apparently,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry shooting your shot. They said, I don't want
Speaker 1: your eggs. So and then for for him, he does,
Speaker 1: but not for some years down the line, but between
Speaker 1: twenty six and thirty he's gonna change so much over
Speaker 1: that time. So to me, it's the conversation of there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of things that you want now
Speaker 1: that you're that are going to change by the time
Speaker 1: you're thirty. For me, it's not really the same. So
Speaker 1: it's really trying to align goals and be realistic about
Speaker 1: where we adhere together. Like again, difference with my ex
Speaker 1: that I just dated. He was retired when we were
Speaker 1: dating for me professional where I was at. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have so much more things I need to do,
Speaker 1: and he was kind of like, I did all the
Speaker 1: work I need to do. I'm retired. I'm good. So like,
Speaker 1: did you hit him with a thera gun? What's that?
Speaker 1: I see you hit back? Massage? Did that for me?
Speaker 1: He was right, he did that one. He definitely had like,
Speaker 1: well it man, that age? She should he's already retired. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was money and got out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a different like type of relationship than now
Speaker 1: where I'm with someone who is public, who's an entrepreneur,
Speaker 1: who's an entertainer, like, so we just have so much
Speaker 1: more in common even though we're in different industries.
Speaker 2: Question that older guy, did he give you allowance? Which
Speaker 2: is social Security?
Speaker 1: I know I made more money than him. You said,
Speaker 1: sol security number? With social Security money they get retire Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I let him keep all his coins. I made more
Speaker 1: money than him. Okay, that's damn many. You're making money.
Speaker 1: You still don't want to eat my coulchie? My god?
Speaker 1: What else is the crazy thing about you? Though? For
Speaker 1: as long as I've known you, baby, you stay in
Speaker 1: a relationship. This is true even the first time I
Speaker 1: met you. You are a relationship as curly because I
Speaker 1: can't be in the streets because I make really bad decisions.
Speaker 1: Has been there for the moments that I have been out,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, get you. Why would you say that?
Speaker 1: Would you do that? Why are we going there? Why
Speaker 1: are we pulling out? No? No, no, I'll pull up
Speaker 1: with Cidy. I'll be like, yeah, what you were and
Speaker 1: you and you exist better as a single woman. I
Speaker 1: like being I like being single too, Yeah, I like being.
Speaker 1: I mean the person I'm with now doesn't doesn't agree
Speaker 1: with that, you know, like he's all about you know.
Speaker 1: Even today were walking down the street and you trying
Speaker 1: to hold my hand and every time he tries to
Speaker 1: hold my hand, I'm like, what PTA is a thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm got an arm linker. You look at so confused
Speaker 1: every time arms. I mean, you don't hold hands. Me
Speaker 1: and my partner now like we like we're shocked at
Speaker 1: how much like PDA you kind of have. You know,
Speaker 1: it's four head kisses. I don't believe in people making
Speaker 1: out in public and doing all that extra ship like bro,
Speaker 1: go get a room. Literally get a room. We are
Speaker 1: not in high school, like literally, we are adults be outside.
Speaker 1: I think in high school you make out because you
Speaker 1: got to go back to your parent's house as adults,
Speaker 1: save that tongue in each other down but behind closed door.
Speaker 1: Or we are both really really drunk in which case
Speaker 1: and then with your excuse, right, so you don't So
Speaker 1: when you have these martinis and you're out at the club,
Speaker 1: you're not making out. Oh if I'm ready, if I'm hot,
Speaker 1: and bother like that, baby, we're going We're going home,
Speaker 1: but we staying out here with all the strangers. Paul,
Speaker 1: let me put some in my mouth. Shut up. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's how you starting to seventeen years older than you
Speaker 1: may know? You have blood pressure? Oh very much, so
Speaker 1: very much. Let me go home and put something you know,
Speaker 1: even like dating someone from from Europe. I European women
Speaker 1: don't speak like we do here in a medico. That's
Speaker 1: not true. No, I think the sexually, the sexual liberation
Speaker 1: and the way that we're able to present ourselves way
Speaker 1: more liberally. Like they're a lot more conservative in Europe
Speaker 1: than I be, seeing them on TikTok and stuff and
Speaker 1: some cak see. Maybe I don't understand them obviously. I'm
Speaker 1: un serious with that. Okay, Well, I mean, are you
Speaker 1: teaching him a lot of things? Can he haves he
Speaker 1: taught you to him? We gotta watch Matilda, a children's movie.
Speaker 1: I love the one with the little yellow hat in
Speaker 1: the cartoon cartoon, but Matilda is the one with principal
Speaker 1: charchable and the chocolate cake. I can with the twists. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: somebody commented on a post them my recently. They said
Speaker 1: she looked like the little black girl from Matilla. We're
Speaker 1: calling you that. I said, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 1: back and rewatch watching Matilda. In terms of like learning
Speaker 1: from each other, I think how we showed like professionally
Speaker 1: we both like feed and support into each other that way.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, like right now we're learning each
Speaker 1: other still in the bedroom, So I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach him the bedroom yet. I'm sure I
Speaker 1: got a lot to teach them, but right now, like
Speaker 1: we're still just learning each other and existing and being
Speaker 1: really happy around each other. Like I'm really excited we
Speaker 1: about to do a day Universal Studios. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to grow up. Its studios is for adults too.
Speaker 1: We are not Disney is for the children. You know,
Speaker 1: Birth is for the adults, y'all. Don't, y'all don't. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Universal Studios in Tokyo. To you're going
Speaker 1: to be in Tokyo. I haven't bought that flight yet.
Speaker 1: This year I'm doing Malta south of France, Macau and
Speaker 1: all the time, I do that every year my birthday,
Speaker 1: and then this year I'm also doing Macau. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do mccau. It's the Vegas of China, China, Vegas, China.
Speaker 1: You gotta say it like that. We're not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like how you say it. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if you say.
Speaker 2: The money, my my only thing is when you eat
Speaker 2: somebody that young or much younger, I'm thinking about talking
Speaker 2: to them and just like learning, like mentally, spiritually.
Speaker 1: Like I was.
Speaker 2: I was hooking up with someone who's ten years younger
Speaker 2: than me, and uh, you know, we were talking about
Speaker 2: the current state of affairs, and I was like, so,
Speaker 2: what you think he's like listen with everything that's going on,
Speaker 2: all I.
Speaker 1: Could do is look fly, that's it. I said, what
Speaker 1: did he I'm not mad at that. Wait, did you
Speaker 1: ask that question while I was naked in the bed,
Speaker 1: laid next to each other after you just slurped the
Speaker 1: book like we're not saying anything of the specifics.
Speaker 2: But it was after all of that. It was the
Speaker 2: next day, yeah, and I was just you know, reading
Speaker 2: her coffee. There was no there's no coffee, young, no,
Speaker 2: none of that. I didn't get none of that.
Speaker 1: You just a thin just a thin sheet, that's it.
Speaker 1: And you were like, you were like, do you care
Speaker 1: about what's going on in the world, And he said
Speaker 1: not really, So all I can do is fly, baby.
Speaker 1: You know, life is hard. I don't like to wake
Speaker 1: up and feel like I need the weight of the
Speaker 1: world on my shoulders either. Now, as long as I
Speaker 1: could pick my outfit out for the day, life is good.
Speaker 1: Because I got to pick the outfit, you know what.
Speaker 1: I could see my outfit and I could hear the
Speaker 1: podcast while I'm picking it out. I could see, I
Speaker 1: could hear, I could walk, I could breathe too.
Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes it's just like I do like
Speaker 2: somebody emotionally mentally sound, and sometimes it takes a while
Speaker 2: to get there, until you get older.
Speaker 1: It was crazy we haven't had that conversation, but when
Speaker 1: he was in Europe for the holidays, he put his
Speaker 1: dad on the phone and me and his dad had
Speaker 1: a great conversation about we're not thank you and his
Speaker 1: dad are people, so we're not. His dad is older, okay,
Speaker 1: sold like, probably you know the guy that y'all. He
Speaker 1: has me by at least fifteen years, so I'm closer
Speaker 1: to my boyfriend than I am his dad's age, which
Speaker 1: is not the case for Oh my god. I was
Speaker 1: in l A one time at the highlight room and
Speaker 1: I saw this man. I was like, damn, he looked
Speaker 1: he looked good. I was like, he looks kind of familiar,
Speaker 1: and bitch, I fucked his daddy. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's time to go age. How do you know you
Speaker 1: fucked his dad because he talked there's a name. No,
Speaker 1: he's somebody. He's a junior. He's a junior. It's when
Speaker 1: you left. You should have tapped him to tell your daddy.
Speaker 1: I said yes. I said, like, being thirty four and
Speaker 1: reaching the age where I could, it makes sense to
Speaker 1: have been and legally sleep with both the dad and
Speaker 1: the son. You don't, Jerry, it was it was you know,
Speaker 1: but I was like, wow, I'm getting up there, ain't
Speaker 1: I You'lory Harvey, don't do dad? Wait, it were a
Speaker 1: way she banged Diddy and the sun, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Allegedly allegedly. We know nothing. I wonder if she is
Speaker 1: sitting in a character letter. You know, Steve said, don't
Speaker 1: you do that. Girl. Let's let's read a message and
Speaker 1: then let you get out of here because we know
Speaker 1: you got to go. Put your boyfriend to bed out.
Speaker 1: So that's wild, is it? Listen? I do put him
Speaker 1: to bed, put that thing that red snap on him?
Speaker 1: Why is it red? I'm red and it's a snapping.
Speaker 1: I'm yellow right now because we just left the winter. Girl,
Speaker 1: you're red. Don't call it a red STAPs, you call
Speaker 1: it I am or something. I don't like that either, snapper,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like that either. No thank you messages? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is he mess or am I? Hey, y'all?
Speaker 2: So I've been seeing a man casually for a couple
Speaker 2: of months. I go to his place once a week.
Speaker 2: He'll order food, we may have a couple of drinks,
Speaker 2: have sex, go to bed, and I'm out the door
Speaker 2: before the sun even rises. Good our situationship is very
Speaker 2: surface level, but he is consistent and I enjoy winding
Speaker 2: down with him after a long week. So last Sunday,
Speaker 2: I was getting ready for our usual routine. This day,
Speaker 2: I have on a drawstring ponytail, which is already a mess.
Speaker 2: That is seeing inch curly human hair. Okay, Uman, not out,
Speaker 2: she said, not synthetic.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's milk way.
Speaker 2: Sixteen inch curly human hair that stays bald up in
Speaker 2: a drawer for when I'm in between hairstyles. For context,
Speaker 2: My hair is cut into a bob and I was
Speaker 2: going on week three of a silk press.
Speaker 1: Give us the backstory, pull us, I'm not silk press bob.
Speaker 1: She's giving us the backstory.
Speaker 2: Okay, Adamantly, the ponytail wasn't as secure as it could
Speaker 2: have been because I didn't want a lot of tension
Speaker 2: on my hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, she gets my grains.
Speaker 2: I sure you know where this is going. Long story short,
Speaker 2: like our hair. We have our our food and drinks
Speaker 2: and start doing the two he has. He has me
Speaker 2: bent over in front of a mirror and in the
Speaker 2: mints of him talk talking me through it. Brother gets
Speaker 2: carried away. He grabbed my ponytail and had the nerve
Speaker 2: to look shocked when it came off. I had never
Speaker 2: experienced such a such a fail during sex, but the
Speaker 2: situation was too funny to feel any shame or embarrassment
Speaker 2: in the moment. It took me a minute or two
Speaker 2: to collect myself, but I just threw it to the
Speaker 2: side and let him get back to work. I thought
Speaker 2: this was funny enough to share much love from Florida
Speaker 2: your people.
Speaker 1: But what she did share was that it was Jill
Speaker 1: and Hall that did it. Because what black man gonna
Speaker 1: be shot that a drawstring ponytail comes out? That's all
Speaker 1: you want to give us all these details since but
Speaker 1: you ain't let us know you was getting knocked down
Speaker 1: by the colonizers. I know you not talking. I know
Speaker 1: it's a biracial bit down both how at that's of
Speaker 1: all Tammy's doors. I can talk about the white sand
Speaker 1: the blacks. Let me be gral. But yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's mess. I think it's happened to all
Speaker 1: of us. At least I've definitely had sex with someone
Speaker 1: in a whole bun or a ponytail that came out
Speaker 1: because we got a little carried away I had a
Speaker 1: whole braid come out.
Speaker 2: I used to literally braid braid come out because you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes they.
Speaker 1: Lean on it and then all of a sudden, you know,
Speaker 1: you have that new growth and it just slip out
Speaker 1: and it's like fuck, oh, I'm not gonna lie. You
Speaker 1: pick it up. You're like, is there any hair in there?
Speaker 1: It's like no, no. Literally, I literally had to hold
Speaker 1: for dear life a halfway. Oh say, I'm getting ridd
Speaker 1: I'm gonna because then bobby pins and the clips don't
Speaker 1: really hold it all the way. The combs, but the
Speaker 1: combs don't really be combing. So I've literally been having
Speaker 1: sex securing the halfway.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I fully have had sex and been like or I
Speaker 1: get up and I'm like whoa, I'm like, oh my
Speaker 1: head back down. Love that for her. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: she is casually getting some good pen And don't be ashamed.
Speaker 1: I mean over all adults, it's just like stuff happens.
Speaker 1: Things fall out.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: He's seeing your silky ass, Bob. He knows that you
Speaker 1: look like Edna most days, and that day you just
Speaker 1: wanted to look you know, he.
Speaker 2: Wanted a little you know, I want everybody to have
Speaker 2: common sense when they're in the bedroom, like things are
Speaker 2: not what everything is disappeared and if things switch up,
Speaker 2: just keep going.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna go with common sense that
Speaker 1: weaves come on. No, no, they are attached in details, Yes,
Speaker 1: we are secured. Wigs come off wigs, and so do
Speaker 1: draw string ponytails. Well, we knew where I was gonna go. Wait,
Speaker 1: I have one more, and I feel like this is
Speaker 1: appropriate for you because you're here. I thought this title
Speaker 1: said my sister keeps choosing Asians. What it says? Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all heard you on decisions decisions and had to listen
Speaker 1: my mess My little sister keeps shooting Asian. Ain't shit
Speaker 1: ass niggas. That's ok there, it is as because I'm
Speaker 1: like Asian. Her previous ex I had to beat up
Speaker 1: in their own apartments that didn't have any heat or
Speaker 1: food in once in the dead of Cleveland winter because
Speaker 1: he was putting hands on her, and have her come
Speaker 1: live with me for a week because he called the
Speaker 1: police and filed assaultart Ooh okay. Her current baby daddy
Speaker 1: had her in a shootout and missing for a few
Speaker 1: days before she was pregnant, cheated on her multiple times
Speaker 1: and just had his side bitch, the neighbor down the
Speaker 1: hall from them fire a gun at my sister while
Speaker 1: she was eight months pregnant. Oh oh, and he ain't
Speaker 1: even sharp up to his own baby shower. Again, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna beat his ass too when I see him. But
Speaker 1: why should keep choosing these Asians? Like? That's how I'm
Speaker 1: I'm Murray stud We were raised in a middle class
Speaker 1: black Christian household in the suburbs. You ain't got to
Speaker 1: live like this. Sincerely, a concerned older brother. You know what,
Speaker 1: I want everyone to not be concerned with the love
Speaker 1: life that anyone chooses. When a woman's bed up. Sorry,
Speaker 1: yes I did quote R. Kelly. I think a woman
Speaker 1: will only a woman will stay with someone until she
Speaker 1: feels like she deserves better. There's nothing you could say,
Speaker 1: nothing you could do, And what I've seen literally happen
Speaker 1: is when the brothers specifically get involved in these type
Speaker 1: of situations, you could lose your life, You could get
Speaker 1: shot at, You could sit here and and have to
Speaker 1: go to court because you the laid hands are got
Speaker 1: assault charges. It sucks because you want better for them.
Speaker 1: But you can lead a what you can lead a
Speaker 1: horse to water. But you can't make him drink it.
Speaker 1: You can't make it drink.
Speaker 2: All I was going to say is this is I heeart.
Speaker 2: We we don't have stories like this. You don't have
Speaker 2: to take that on down. And Natalie none Zeus network.
Speaker 2: We're a family. We're a family network.
Speaker 1: Because decisions, decisions, you know, worry black effect. This is
Speaker 1: black effect adjacent. He said they were raising middle class
Speaker 1: black Christian that he said, we learn how to read.
Speaker 1: He said, you wan't a vacation. You do this. You
Speaker 1: ain't gotta do this. It sounds like a Tyler Perry movie.
Speaker 1: It's not wait for her to meet a light skinned
Speaker 1: man who want you call the job and he is
Speaker 1: going to bring her back to church with the with
Speaker 1: the lace.
Speaker 2: A drawstring with really bad brew hill bandana coming.
Speaker 1: Tell me what you want for him? Yeah, okay, this
Speaker 1: has been what a roller cime? Whoa. I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were gonna go here me neither from from where
Speaker 1: I started. And you know what, Mandy, when you listen
Speaker 1: to this episode, if you do, I will be like,
Speaker 1: I like this guest. This might be the only guest
Speaker 1: I like the job. You gotta listen back and don't
Speaker 1: think it's you. You gotta be like, Oh, I wonder
Speaker 1: who this person? Yeah, playing for the ding. I agree
Speaker 1: with everything they said. This is wonderful for your enjoyable
Speaker 1: experience during bathtime. Oh you know what? Not doing it? No, No,
Speaker 1: thank y'all for having me. Y'all. Make sure y'all check
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Speaker 1: I ordered mine pre orders. Yeah, she told me. She
Speaker 1: sits to me, she edited. I was like, thank you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: to listen to more of my crazy ass, uh, check
Speaker 1: me out on my podcast. I'm one half of this
Speaker 1: is the Decisions Decisions podcast, and I am the host
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Speaker 1: check that out. You see that. That's a professional science.
Speaker 1: Always be plugging you. Listen, I got my dick in
Speaker 1: the closet, but that's a whole other conversation. You know.
Speaker 1: Won't leave it right there. And that's the title of
Speaker 1: the pods closet. Will not allow that. The name of
Speaker 1: the podcast is Christian, Black, Suburbs and middle class and
Speaker 1: we can read. Thanks guys, and make sure.
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Speaker 1: Announce it when we will. We never forget to do
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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later, girl.
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