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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Alexis from Brig and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here

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Speaker 2: I am intro done.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yep, here we go.

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Speaker 3: It's super bowls Eve Eve Eve's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning. And in a new poll, fifty percent of

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Speaker 3: Americans say they expect to watch the Super Bowl this year, which,

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Speaker 3: if that pans out, would be around one hundred and

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Speaker 3: seventy million viewers. Wow.

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Speaker 4: I would even measure that because it's like, you know,

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Speaker 4: I might getting with all my friends who were watching

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Speaker 4: on one TV.

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Speaker 5: It's not they do it like roll call at school.

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Speaker 3: Everyone has to raise their hands. He's watching too?

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Speaker 1: Is that right after the national anthem?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: And then, according to this survey, most people don't even

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Speaker 3: care who wins the game. About thirty percent want the

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Speaker 3: Chiefs to win, twenty seven percent say niners, and forty

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Speaker 3: three percent say they are not rooting for anybody. Do

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Speaker 3: not care?

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Speaker 1: Dude, I'm Martin for Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that in the poll? Why was that? None of

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Speaker 1: the polls, that's not it.

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Speaker 4: I am also rooting for the Super Bowl commercials because

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Speaker 4: all the previews I've seen so far are so much

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Speaker 4: funnier than years prior.

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Speaker 7: They're so good already.

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Speaker 3: Other fun football stats about the Biddy and Sin City.

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Speaker 3: Sixty six percent that's what, that's what.

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Speaker 5: We can legally call it.

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Speaker 3: Sixty six percent of men are mainly tuning in for

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Speaker 3: the game, nineteen percent of dudes are only in it

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Speaker 3: for the commercials. Yeah, and a very small but powerful

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Speaker 3: four percent of guys say they're watching just to copy

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Speaker 3: Usher's moves, so memorizing that stuff.

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Speaker 1: If if Usher does not spell his name during the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl, I am going to be so mad.

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Speaker 7: That should be a problem, Ben.

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Speaker 3: Yes. For the ladies, forty two percent of women are

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Speaker 3: most excited about the game, Twenty seven percent say they're

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Speaker 3: mainly into the commercials, and twenty five percent say give

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Speaker 3: me some USh. Yeah, USh makes me gush? Can I

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Speaker 3: say that on the radio? They so did just happen?

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Speaker 1: I used to love Usher, like when he was relevant. Yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that excited for.

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Speaker 4: The show, but I bet he brings out some major surprises.

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Speaker 3: Brook's not gushing, but we're all gonna be gushing during

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Speaker 3: the shock collar question of the day. Listening to the

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Speaker 3: White Husher, did you make us cush Jay.

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Speaker 8: Dance?

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Speaker 4: He actually came out with a song called note.

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Speaker 9: Well, we're just days away, like Jeffrey said, from the

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Speaker 9: super Bowl, and my seven layer dip has been fermenting

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Speaker 9: for eleven months, so we really have got hurt.

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Speaker 3: It's not like we got to get to today's game.

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Speaker 3: It's almost perfect.

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Speaker 9: The four of you in front of me are the

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Speaker 9: perfect kind of brainless consumers that Super Bowl advertisers are targeting,

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Speaker 9: so you should have no trouble naming the top twenty

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Speaker 9: companies who have bought the most Super Bowl commercials all time.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna question for a special edition of plenty of twenty,

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Speaker 9: so again, these are companies that have bought the most

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Speaker 9: ad time, going back to the first Super Bowl in

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Speaker 9: nineteen sixty seven. We've drawn a name out of the

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Speaker 9: Gatorade bucket and we're starting with jose Hey.

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Speaker 10: All right, well, I'm gonna get the easy one and

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Speaker 10: they're always good and I always crave them.

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Speaker 7: Afterwards, I'm going to Rito's.

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Speaker 11: Doritos is number nine on my list.

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Speaker 7: I thought it'd be like number.

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Speaker 3: Top three, but this goes back to nineteen sixty seven

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Speaker 3: all time.

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Speaker 11: Next up, is Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, we should really do one ad on the

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Speaker 3: Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: Probably, I think we could only afford not even a second.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just my lab.

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Speaker 5: Look Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: We can't afford to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: But who at the talking Baby ad that played in

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Speaker 3: the Super Bowl after the single year. It made me

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Speaker 3: feel super insecure about my finances. It's a trade that's

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Speaker 3: so new.

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Speaker 9: Though, trade number seventeen on my list. It's barely made

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Speaker 9: it on there. We're moving on to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Is top twenty, right, j Yes, it is always it's

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Speaker 3: the name of the game.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember if there is all the Clydesdales or

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Speaker 2: if it's the Wiener Dogs Budweiser, Like you know, there's

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Speaker 2: the ones Who dogs.

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Speaker 11: Is that them?

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Speaker 7: I think maybe.

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Speaker 4: They definitely did a Clydale Okay, I'm gonna say Budweiser answer.

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Speaker 9: Budweiser the number one answer on my board. They love

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Speaker 9: those furry horses.

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Speaker 12: Broke it turn.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned, but

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Speaker 4: I'm definitely gonna say Coca Cola.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Coca Cola's not in the top twenty.

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Speaker 1: Always have remember Kylie Jenner or Kendall Jenner got in

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Speaker 1: trouble back to top down to.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because there's the Michael Jackson commercial where he got injured.

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Speaker 11: He wasn't just injured, he was horribly burned.

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Speaker 3: Please get it. I'm gonna go safer.

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Speaker 7: I always laugh at him, and I'm gonna stick to food.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say Snickers, Nickers.

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Speaker 9: I did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 11: Down Jeffrey, what's next?

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Speaker 3: You gotta think of companies with a lot of money too,

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Speaker 3: and things that are like relevant to things happening during

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Speaker 3: the super Bowl. So what goes best with pizza and

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Speaker 3: nachos and beer and seven layer dip? What toilet paper

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Speaker 3: for your post super Bowl game? Give me Charman toilet paper, Jake.

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Speaker 11: Scharman, He did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 7: Insurance company.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say even Apple.

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Speaker 11: Still left on this list. Won today.

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Speaker 9: Let's go over the list and see what you guys

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Speaker 9: tell me if these were on your guys' list. Number

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Speaker 9: two PEPSI, Yes, I.

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Speaker 1: Was saving that when I was in New Coca Cola.

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Speaker 13: First.

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Speaker 1: Then pet you guys try.

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Speaker 9: To save these and you guys get eliminated, like really

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Speaker 9: early all the time, saying ones. You guys know it's

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Speaker 9: truly number three McDonald's. Four was four, five is Toyota,

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Speaker 9: six is Bank of America, seven is Hyundai. Wow, eight

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Speaker 9: was Chevrolet, ten was FedEx eleven, Gillette twelve, Michelobe thirteen,

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Speaker 9: Honda fourteen, Miller fifteen, IBM sixteen, Volkswagon eighteen, Visa nineteen,

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Speaker 9: Pizza hut and number twenty was eight and t I literally.

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Speaker 1: Only had pepp Did anyone else get another one of?

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Speaker 7: Like Guico?

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Speaker 1: And no, that wasn't even eight thought I did state far.

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Speaker 3: Wow, we're even more brainless than Jake thought we were.

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Speaker 11: That's impressive.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 7: We didn't even watch the commercial.

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Speaker 3: So Alexis gets to choose who gets shot today, and

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Speaker 3: some are going to be singing we are the Champions

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Speaker 3: by Queen Brooke.

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Speaker 14: Because when she got out she starts helping Jose.

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Speaker 2: What do you stay out of the game when you lose?

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Speaker 11: She literally gave me take it.

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Speaker 3: It's like, no, I feel you know what? Too easy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are the champions, my friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we.

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Speaker 5: Oh, there you go, that's your shot. Colic question of the.

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Speaker 13: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: The Super Bowl happens, this weekend, it's broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning, okay, and this whole week Know what we

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Speaker 3: haven't talked about is the ads. Oh we really haven't

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Speaker 3: covered it because you guys remember back in the day

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Speaker 3: when a thirty second spot costs like a million dollars

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Speaker 3: and we all freaked out about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nothing.

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Speaker 3: Of course, it's gone up like everything else in the

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Speaker 3: world this year. One thirty second ad during the Super

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Speaker 3: Bowl costs sex even million dollars, just one.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that only costs seven dollars to buy

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Speaker 1: an ad on our show?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? You know, if these umbers are smart, they would

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Speaker 7: literally just slap their ads onto Taylor Swift should get.

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Speaker 1: You, then she do some jelly roll face tax for that.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not sure if this is the biggest giveaway

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Speaker 3: in the history of ad promotion.

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Speaker 5: But did you guys hear what DoorDash is doing?

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Speaker 1: My god, I did. This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: If you didn't know, they're running a contest called door

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Speaker 3: dash all the ads you can find the link on

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Speaker 3: the Brooke and Jeffrey inst stories. But for one lucky winner,

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Speaker 3: the company will door dash every item that you see

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Speaker 3: in the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 5: Ads all to your door no, which.

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Speaker 4: You know there's going to be some prescription drug ads,

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Speaker 3: I hope so for our mental health?

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Speaker 5: They show it.

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Speaker 3: Imagine the chips, the just imagine your doorbell rings. Someone's

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Speaker 3: standing out there. They're like, Hi, here's a thousand Popeye

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Speaker 3: chicken tenders. We have sixty bottles of Mountain Jubaja Blast

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Speaker 3: and four Kia EV nine SUVs.

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Speaker 1: Whoever was you would get cars.

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Speaker 3: They received every product scene in ads during the Super

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Speaker 3: Bowl from the start of the game till the end.

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Speaker 3: That's four hours of commercials that we're talking about. So

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Speaker 3: you're probably gonna win four or five cars, a Clydesdale

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Speaker 3: horse saddle, a thirty pound bucket of Mayo, three hundred

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Speaker 3: packages of peanut butter, M.

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Speaker 1: And M's, and at least what colonoscopy.

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Speaker 10: Yes, there's got to be an ad for that too, right, Yes,

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Speaker 10: So maybe you'd even.

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Speaker 1: Get insurance for the new cars that you got.

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Speaker 3: All of it. Go check it out on Brooke and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey's Beasts Stories and you could sign for the contest.

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Speaker 3: Laser Stories is coming up. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 3: dipping their toe in the clothing business and they've secured

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Speaker 3: sixty eight percent of the dad dollars by launching a

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Speaker 3: new comfortable practical item called cargo socks, socks with tiny

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Speaker 3: Cargo pants are full holding other important stuff. Actually got

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Speaker 3: a mock up of them right here. Cargo socks get

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Speaker 3: yours today with laser Stories, a segment where we read.

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Speaker 3: We hear news stories around the glove, just like everyone

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Speaker 3: else does. And those other ankle crankers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This says they're calf fules.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, life, let's go to your first laser story. Out

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Speaker 3: of France. A few years back, thirty nine year old

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Speaker 3: Richard PLoud realized his most important goal in life, and

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Speaker 3: that was to create the world's tallest match stick sculpture.

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Speaker 1: We all have dreams, Richard, we all have dreams.

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Speaker 3: So for the last eight years, the Frenchman spent day

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Speaker 3: and night painstakingly gluing together over seven hundred thousand matchsticks,

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Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves a passionate man.

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Speaker 3: The sculpture, this is amazing, reached twenty four feet into

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Speaker 3: the air. It's like super cool and easily beat the

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Speaker 3: existing record by two feet.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so loud, go get that right. Eight years

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Speaker 3: But match sticks he used weren't commercially available to purchase,

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, that choice turned out to be his demise, so

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Speaker 1: Match It's still match sticks.

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Speaker 3: This is just like when I set the Guinness World

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, I mean I'm still upset about that too.

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Speaker 3: You know, the Guinness people were such sticklers.

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Speaker 1: Take them down.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to your next laser story out of the Midwest.

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Speaker 3: I know some people in this room won't be happy

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Speaker 3: This week, Nebraska's Tourism Commission announced that it was ditching

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, somebody got hired in the tourism department wants

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Speaker 3: The thing is, it actually was successful because a survey

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Speaker 3: rising from nineteen percent in twenty nineteen to more recently

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Speaker 6: That's the.

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Speaker 3: So of course the slogan was meant to be fun

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Speaker 5: But it wasn't for everybody.

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Speaker 3: Well, the current governor was not a fan of it.

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift came here once.

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Speaker 3: Almost stay this next size of stories out of v Day,

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Speaker 1: What was It?

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Speaker 3: Where their dream was to turn your ex's old love

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Speaker 1: Oh did it work out?

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Speaker 3: Per the company's website, It's flush your Ex campaign is

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Speaker 1: What do you mean wasn't it already items pretty personal?

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Speaker 3: I think it's Yeah, it's just as personal as it

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Speaker 1: Can you print out text messages? You can write out

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Speaker 8: To do that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but once that happens, the roles will be shipped

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Sure, always was soft on the tush. Yeah, let's go

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Speaker 3: to your next lazer story. Out of social media central.

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Speaker 3: Random guy on Twitter just went viral for his post.

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Speaker 3: I got thousands of likes and a lot of controversial feedback.

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Speaker 3: It was a question that said, you are offered the

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Speaker 3: Oh that's terrible, and not flipping the coin guarantees you both.

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Speaker 4: Wait, yes, you can't even solve hiccups with a billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: What do you choose? I mean, tough question, right, I

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Speaker 1: But no, you can if you can't.

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Speaker 3: According to THEIRS came back, apparently fifty seven percent of

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Speaker 3: I thought.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's tails. I feel like, how often does

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Speaker 1: it land on tails? I know it's a fifty to

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Speaker 11: I always pig tails.

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Speaker 3: But you may be right. Maybe forty three percent of

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you're.

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Speaker 4: That rich, can you make everybody else have hiccups? So

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Speaker 4: everybody's in it together with you, Jeffrey, Like, I'm just trying.

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Speaker 1: To figure out like a way that I can live

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Speaker 3: Is that really what you would want to spend your

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Speaker 1: Think it only costs one hundred million.

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Speaker 3: You have nine hundred MILLI lesson. I mean to be honest,

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Speaker 3: if you think about it, hiccups are just random spasms

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Speaker 3: of the diaphragm. Yeah, yeah, and that's actually what's been

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Speaker 5: Hips the spathoms are.

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Speaker 3: We thought it was something else that he was doing.

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Speaker 3: Turns out it's just tiny little turtle hiccups.

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Speaker 1: Well that's so cute. Actually, yeah, I wish it would.

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Speaker 3: That's what we're calling it now. That means Laser stories

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Speaker 3: it again the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: All over the world right now, people are gearing up

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Speaker 3: for the Big Game this Sunday. Fans are already pre

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Speaker 3: ordering their triple deck or pizzas for this right now,

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Speaker 3: Costco size buckets of ranch Dip, and of course practicing

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Speaker 3: their BBC's Budweiser butt chugs every night before bed. Why

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Speaker 3: because shut up, That's why. You don't need to be

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Speaker 3: logical to have fun on game day.

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Speaker 1: Don't go to Jeff's Super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: If you need proof of that. A list just came

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Speaker 3: out of the most ridiculous prop bets that you can

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Speaker 3: make on the Big Game this weekend. This year's are

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Speaker 3: weirder than ever. We're gonna tell you what. Some of

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Speaker 3: them are coming up right after this. They say Thanksgiving

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Speaker 10: In this country, Yeah, it be true, But dare I

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Speaker 10: say in recent years the food spreads are even bigger

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Speaker 10: at the Super Bowl parties.

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Speaker 3: It's book and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're talking double

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Speaker 3: decker hot winds, triple layered nachos, quadruple layer stuffed crust

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Speaker 3: Just don't jump into a kittie pool of ranch. Dackevers, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: Brook's like, there's no burrito stuff into these pizzas.

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Speaker 12: Well.

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Speaker 3: The food's great. Maybe the most fun at these is

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Speaker 3: the gambling with all the crazy Super Bowl prop bets.

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Speaker 3: They come out with them every single year, and it's

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Speaker 4: And this year's even crazier because we're in Vegas, right,

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Speaker 4: It's like the marriage of gambling and sports has finally

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Speaker 3: What could go wrong with putting those things together? So

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Speaker 3: first thing we gotta do is start with the actual

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Speaker 3: football game ones. I know, Oh it's weird.

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Speaker 5: No one actually cares about football at the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: We gotta just humor them with the football stuff. Because

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Speaker 3: the backup quarterback for the forty nine Ers, Sam Darnold,

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Speaker 3: wins the Super Bowl MVP.

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Speaker 1: Award, brock Purty isn't playing.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 3: If brock Purty gets hurt or sucks so bad that

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Speaker 3: the MVP, you put ten bucks on that you're gonna

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Speaker 3: win two grand Wow.

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Speaker 1: That's it. You lost me, but I might do it anyway, Okay, and.

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Speaker 7: That would be a miracle.

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Speaker 3: Okay, look now let's get into the fun ones.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: If Drake shows up to the game wearing Chiefs Merch,

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Speaker 4: Do you only get one hundred and fifty because he

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Speaker 3: Only get fifty dollars because it's very very likely that

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Speaker 5: So then then they have the Usher halftime show.

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Speaker 3: Prop Betsy, you can bet on which song he's starts with.

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Speaker 5: The top vote is for yeah, the two thousand.

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Speaker 3: You can also bet on guest appearances by Little John

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Speaker 3: more if Luda shows up because he's really busy filming

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Speaker 3: Fast than the Fury is twenty six, so not sure

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Speaker 7: And John's not doing anything, and.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about if he's just joining us. The craziest

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Speaker 3: Big Baddy and Sin City as we've been calling it.

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Speaker 3: And what about if Taylor Swift swoops in from Japan

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Speaker 1: Oh that's I.

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Speaker 4: Would think that the likelihood of that happening would be

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Speaker 3: You know, there's zero chance Usher's going to share the

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Speaker 4: I mean, he's modeling in skims underwear right now, just

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Speaker 3: Now, what if what if Kanye storms the field interrupts

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Speaker 1: He's not wrong.

448
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Speaker 3: That's not a bet. We just made that one up.

449
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 3: So come on, Vegas, we're doing.

450
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,959
Speaker 10: Your jobs for Brook was about to put money on, yeah, exactly.

451
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: But you can also put a wager on if there's

452
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 3: a player proposal on the field, or if you're cynical,

453
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 3: you can bet if Taylor Swift says no to the marriage.

454
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 1: It's the plot twist we all want.

455
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 3: You can also bet on if Travis Kelsey gets the

456
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Speaker 3: first and last touchdown.

457
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 5: Ten bucks will get you a couple grand if that happens.

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00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: That's pretty good total. That's a good bet.

459
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 3: So the big question, do you feel lucky heading into

460
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 3: the big game? I know we don't, but we're gonna

461
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:52,160
Speaker 3: bet anyway, like we do every single year. It's our

462
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 3: show tradition to bet on the color of the gatorade

463
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 3: dumped on the winning coach man. And just to keep

464
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Speaker 3: it fair, we're drawing colors out of a cup this year.

465
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Speaker 3: And remember whatever color you get, you do not want

466
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,360
Speaker 3: that color dumped on the coach or you're gonna get

467
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 3: a gatorade bath in that same color. They do have

468
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 3: the odds for it, just so you know. Number one

469
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 3: is red or pink. That's the favorite, the most likely

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00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 3: because both teams have red in their jersey.

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00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 3: Second most likely color is purple.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting over orange.

474
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 3: Third is yellow or green, Fourth is blue. Fifth is orange.

475
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to give me orange, blue or orange.

476
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 3: You're the most likely to be safe. But there's something

477
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Speaker 3: special that we're gonna do this year because for the

478
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Speaker 3: first time ever, instead of digital Jake, our technical director

479
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 3: Ashton will be drawing a color out of the bucket

480
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Speaker 3: because we all.

481
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Speaker 5: Know our video views go way way up.

482
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Speaker 3: Whenever we feature our redheaded lab two created Orphan's right.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

484
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 4: His hair is the same color as both the teams.

485
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Speaker 5: It was meant to be, Ashton.

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Speaker 3: In honor of your first time, you get the first

487
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Speaker 3: draw of colors today, So go ahead.

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Speaker 11: Red slash pink.

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Speaker 3: The most you get drawn.

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00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 15: Oh my god, you're next.

491
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 3: Go ahead, my god.

492
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 6: Blue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's the second least likely, so most likely, say

494
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Speaker 3: broke your turn.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, god, please be orange, Please be pa.

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Speaker 5: It's red again, Brooks orange.

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00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

498
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 5: There's two colors left. There's purple or yellow green.

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Speaker 7: You do not want purple the second most likely to yell.

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00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 3: Yah, all right, That means I'm left with purple. Okay,

501
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 3: So there it is. The steaks have been drawn.

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00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 11: Oh my god.

503
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: Remember you do not want to see your color used

504
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 3: at the end of the game, because if it matches,

505
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 3: you are getting a gatorade bath and we're gonna post

506
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: the video of that up on the Brook and Jeffrey

507
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: Instagram on our TikTok everywhere, so make sure you follow

508
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 3: us at Brooken Jakes.

509
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: It gives me so much anxiety at the end of

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Speaker 1: the game.

511
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 3: But Brook, you, I don't think you have ever been

512
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: bathedn I don't want that to start because I've had

513
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 3: a gatorade shower.

514
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 5: Jo has digital Jake has Have you.

515
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: Not realized I'm allergic to bathing?

516
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 3: So yes, all I know is I've never wanted to

517
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,719
Speaker 3: see Ashton shirtless and cold and wet. Ever, it's usually

518
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 3: not shirtless, but just for Ashton, only for you for

519
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 3: the hypothermia. So make sure we're watching and follow us

520
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 3: at Brook and Jeffrey on our so so so you

521
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 3: could see the video. We're gonna do your phone.

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Speaker 13: Tap Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

523
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 3: We're on the eve of the big game.

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Speaker 4: We are.

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00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: I don't think we've ever done a Super Bowl phone tap.

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Speaker 10: Before I thought we were talking about something else Solitaire.

527
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 7: Thought Jeff and I play game.

528
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: We've definitely done lots of phone taps like that. This

529
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: one is for the big football game. And today a

530
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 3: guy wanted us to prank his wife and tell her

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Speaker 3: he just won a pair of tickets to the Super.

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00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: That way, it's going to be.

533
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 3: It's tickets for two. The tenC problem is he won't

534
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 3: be taking her. I'm sure she won't mind. Let's find

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00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: out in your phone tap right now another.

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 15: Hi?

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00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 3: Is this Michelle?

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00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 13: It is Hi.

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Speaker 3: My name is Huge Jundy's.

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Speaker 4: Huge.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 3: I'm calling from back Industries. I'm the travel coordinator here

544
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: up in corporate, so you know I hate a lot

545
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 3: of the busy work for the company trips.

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00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 14: Okay, are you looking for Matt?

547
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 15: Uh?

548
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 3: No? Actually I'm calling you because, as you probably heard,

549
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 3: Matt won the big Super Bowl trip. Wait what Yeah,

550
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 3: we did the raffle last week and his name got drawn,

551
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 3: so right, so now that he's the winner, I just

552
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 3: need to get your info so I could put it

553
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: down for the flight and all the hotel accommodations.

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00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 5: I know your name's Michelle.

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00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, but I don't know anything about this, Like, is

556
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 14: this supposed to surprise or something.

557
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 3: I hope I didn't ruin it. He didn't mention to

558
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: you about winning the trip to Vegas for the Super Bowl.

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00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: No, No, he didn't mention.

560
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 3: Is that why when he won he asked if he

561
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: could book the travel himself. I hope I didn't mess

562
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 3: up here? What's going on? Okay, look, Michelle, here's the deal.

563
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 3: I may have messed up here. So I'm just going

564
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 3: to reach out to Matt real quick and chat with him.

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00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 5: Wait, I'll call you right back.

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00:27:59,400 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 12: Wait.

567
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't understand.

568
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 3: Look, this is clearly a mistake that I made, so

569
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: I apologize ahead of time. I'm just going to handle it.

570
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 13: Now.

571
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 3: Be two minutes and I can figure this out.

572
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I can call him.

573
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 3: I can talk to himself. This was all on me.

574
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 3: This is my mistake. Let me handle it. Okay, I'll

575
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 3: reach right back out to you in like two minutes.

576
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 14: Okay, but please call me back immediately because.

577
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 2: I'm kind of excited.

578
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 5: Trying not to be too excited. Just wait for my call.

579
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, Hello.

580
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 3: Hey Michelle, you again.

581
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 6: Hi?

582
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 14: What did you find out?

583
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I did speak to Matt, and first of all,

584
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 3: I think he's really embarrassed that this happened.

585
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 14: Oh my god, what a surprise, wasn't it.

586
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 3: Well, actually, I guess unfortunately it was not meant to

587
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 3: be a surprise. And but he does not plan on

588
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: taking you at all. Are you joking right now? I'm serious?

589
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 2: No, But No, he.

590
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 3: Did say that he has a good reason. And Matt

591
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,959
Speaker 3: told me that he feels like you're not really a

592
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,959
Speaker 3: football fan as much as you are as SWIFTYE what Yeah, No,

593
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: he didn't, that's what he told me. So he feels

594
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 3: like I talk to him, I want to talk about Well,

595
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 3: what he said to me is that he felt like

596
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 3: if you went to the super Bowl with him, you

597
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: might ruin the football experience.

598
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 14: Are you kidding me?

599
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 3: And you just talk about Taylor Swift the whole time?

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00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 13: No?

601
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: No, can I talk to him? Please? Can you just

602
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 2: transfer me?

603
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: I don't have that option right now. Matt's told me

604
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: that he needs some time to finish coordinating with his friend.

605
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 3: His friend, So Matt's going to be taking his good

606
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: friend Corey to the game with him.

607
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not.

608
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 3: No, it's apparently they watch a lot of football games together,

609
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: and I.

610
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 14: Watch a lot of football with him. I watch it

611
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 14: on Monday nights, on Thursday nights, I watch Saturday and Sunday.

612
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 5: But you're not as into the games as Corey.

613
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: That is totalable.

614
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 3: Well that's what Matt says.

615
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 14: Well, Matt's got to pull his head out of his

616
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 14: eye because Matt's going to go to the super Bowl

617
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 14: with me? Okay, And the whole thing about meeting a

618
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Speaker 14: Swift Felix, Yeah, who cares. I like Taylor Swift, but

619
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Speaker 14: it doesn't take away from me liking football.

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Speaker 3: Come on right, Okay, So you're just going to be

621
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Speaker 3: at the super Bowl talking about Taylor Swift the whole time.

622
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Speaker 3: It sounds good they are.

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Speaker 14: You're done me too. I like music, I like Kayla Swift,

624
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Speaker 14: and I like football.

625
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Speaker 2: Get over it.

626
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 3: I know she has kind of dominated the whole coverage

627
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Speaker 3: of it. It's kind of taken away a little bit.

628
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Speaker 14: By God, he hasn't at all. Look, she's a ridiculous

629
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Speaker 14: and I need you again to transfer me to my husband. Well,

630
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 14: I'm texting him right now and he is not responding.

631
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Speaker 3: Like I said, I can't do that for you, but

632
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: I can reach out. Should I just tell Matt that

633
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 3: you're good with everything and you're super happy, and you'll

634
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: be looking for him on TV?

635
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 14: Freaking Have you listened to anything that I've said?

636
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,959
Speaker 2: Obviously I'm not happy.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well tell him Matt. I'll let him know that, Yeah,

638
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 3: you will. One more thing that he wanted me to

639
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 3: relay to you, He just wanted to let you know

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00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 3: that this is a prank call from Brook and Jeffrey

641
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: in the Morning. So I don't know if that changes anything.

642
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 14: What did you say.

643
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: You're on the radio right now. My name is jeff

644
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: I host Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your husband

645
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 3: Nat set you up for a jab. He said that

646
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Speaker 3: you would absolutely freak out if he won Super Bowl

647
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: tickets and he didn't take.

648
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 14: You, obviously, and he's not gonna take Corey over me.

649
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just name any five players from either super

650
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 3: Bowl team.

651
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 14: Go ahead, three, any players to like football?

652
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 12: Okay, if he was.

653
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: A Taylor Swift's boyfriend or that guy from the All

654
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 3: State commercial, I totally would have taken that.

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00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 13: Every morning was full jab weekday mornings on the twenties

656
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

657
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 3: Women have this special talent for asking the most impossible

658
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: questions to the guys that they're currently dating.

659
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 5: Do these jeans make my butt look big?

660
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 3: What is that supposed to me?

661
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 12: Yeah?

662
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 7: If you look amazing, big old booty.

663
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 3: Girl, I don't know. I see So if I'm not

664
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 3: wearing jean, I don't know.

665
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 7: You're a good girl.

666
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 11: That's true.

667
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 3: I would get in trouble? Are you saying I'm just

668
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 3: like my mom?

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00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 7: Whoa not at all?

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Speaker 3: If I was a lava lamp, would you still love me?

671
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 3: Those are the best ones, you know, A green one one.

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Speaker 7: I don't believe you.

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00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 3: But it's like, no matter how a man answers those questions,

674
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Speaker 3: he is going to be wrong and in trouble.

675
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm mad at both of you, and I'm not

676
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: answer either of you.

677
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Speaker 3: That's why I feel for the guy on the phone

678
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 3: today because he was asked something by his date that

679
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 3: really backed him into a corner, and in a moment

680
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: of panic, he thinks he may have given the most

681
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: awkward response possible. You're gonna hear it when we do

682
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 3: a brand new second date update right after this second

683
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 3: date update. If you've been off the dating apps for

684
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: a while and decide to get back into it, start

685
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 3: meeting new people, it's all about the.

686
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: Frequency of how much you get on.

687
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 3: You got to shake the rust off before you can

688
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Speaker 3: find your groove again. So how many times are you

689
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 3: going out to get yourself back into peak?

690
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 5: Four once a week, You're going on a date once

691
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 5: an hour?

692
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought.

693
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Speaker 3: One of our listeners, Daniel recently jumped back into the

694
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Speaker 3: dating game, and Daniel give us a timeline on this

695
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 3: before this date, when's the last time you went out

696
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Speaker 3: with somebody?

697
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Speaker 12: Oh my god, hey, guys, so funny story. I thought

698
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 12: it was just a few months, but after I went

699
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 12: on the date, I realized it's been over a year.

700
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: Wait, you haven't gone on a date in over a

701
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: year and you didn't even remember that.

702
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 12: No, it's just been so long. Life got in a way.

703
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 7: Time I count too. I'm like, oh my gosh, it

704
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 7: really has been that long.

705
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: Maybe the people that you dated just weren't that memorable.

706
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 3: That's also true, but apparently this new one did stick

707
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: out in your mind. What's her name?

708
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 12: After? Her name's Meghan?

709
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 4: Okay, then you're active on the dating site still, you mean,

710
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Speaker 4: even though you haven't had a date in so long.

711
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 12: Well no, I just now started being active on the

712
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 12: dating site and this was the first one that we

713
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 12: were able to actually make a date out of it.

714
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, job back in the saddle. I see.

715
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, So tell us more about Megan and what you

716
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 5: guys did.

717
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, so, anyway, we thought it would be cute and funny,

718
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 12: you know, with all the stuff online to Joe. Try

719
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 12: cheesecake factory. So good.

720
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has been a while since you've been on

721
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: a date.

722
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: Huh, no, fun.

723
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 7: No, cheesecake Factory is great. Everybody loves it.

724
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 4: And it's like kind of a joke right now on

725
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 4: TikTok and stuff.

726
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 12: I don't know seriously, like in the time that they

727
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 12: were giving themselves its bread in the beginning, and we're

728
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 12: reading this book and figuring out we were able to

729
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 12: bond and that's where the problem is.

730
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 11: Oh, what's the problem.

731
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 12: So here's the deal. So Megan is amazing. We really

732
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 12: hit it off. We were able to bond about sports

733
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 12: and football, even Taylor Swift, believe it or not. And

734
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 12: the conversation went so well that at one point we

735
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 12: had a moment and she asked me, now, Meghan has

736
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 12: dropped that beautiful. I mean, she's gorgeous, but she's taller.

737
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Speaker 1: She's tall, taller than you.

738
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Speaker 12: With her boots on? Yes, okay, bring five inch boots.

739
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry, and I think we missed it. How

740
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 5: tall is she?

741
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 12: Five eleven without her boots?

742
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, without the boots, okay, with the boots on

743
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 3: over six?

744
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a couple of girlfriends that are that

745
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 4: height five eleven six foot yeah, yeah.

746
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 12: And she just looked at me, just innocently and said,

747
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 12: does it bother you that I'm tall? And look, as

748
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 12: I said, I've been out of the game for a while.

749
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 12: And all I could do is I looked at her

750
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 12: and I said, I don't mind a lengthy lady.

751
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: What lady?

752
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 13: Huh?

753
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 12: A lengthy lady?

754
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: Lengthy lady. Okay, wait, I don't mind either.

755
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: Maybe that's a romantic thing to say, Alexis, if a

756
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 3: guys said that to you, it's.

757
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: Not great, but it's not terrible, like Statue of Liberty.

758
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 4: My girlfriends that are tall, like they have heard everything

759
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 4: under the moon about how long they are, how tall

760
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 4: they are. Do you play basketball? What a waste if

761
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 4: you don't?

762
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 7: You know, I got a joke about with girls with

763
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 7: guys as funny.

764
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, mixed reactions from the room on that response.

765
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: But what was Megan's reaction when you said that.

766
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 12: Well, she looked at me and she didn't understand, and

767
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 12: I tried to you know, I've been out of the

768
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 12: game for so long that I just said to her,

769
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 12: I'm so sorry, and then I love me some lengthy lady,

770
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 12: so double.

771
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 5: But just change the grammar to something a little more proper.

772
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, but I was so tongue tied. And remember we're

773
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 12: in cheesecake factory. We're only at like the salon at

774
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 12: this point and the rest of the date. I tried

775
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 12: to recover. I tried to bring it back, but by

776
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 12: the time we were done, I basically we just hugged,

777
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 12: no kiss. And I know I did something wrong, but

778
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 12: there was such a chemistry there.

779
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 4: What I was just gonna ask, do you know if

780
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 4: she has a height requirement? Because maybe her asking if

781
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 4: you have a problem was actually her telling you she

782
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 4: has an issue.

783
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 7: Some girls are like five ft zero and the overseas.

784
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, without the boots, I would be taller than her.

785
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 12: But she chose to wear five inch boots. How many

786
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 12: men out there are six fives?

787
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:25,959
Speaker 11: Pick and choose?

788
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 4: When you didn't say that, right, no five boots the

789
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 4: cheesecake factory, Yeah.

790
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 3: I mean walked in. She walked in with some stilts

791
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: for dinner.

792
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, stop it.

793
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 4: Tall women are absolutely gorgeous and tall heels.

794
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 3: You know I didn't say they weren't gorgeous.

795
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, stilts still does not come to a beautiful

796
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 4: like image.

797
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 5: It's a big presence walking in for that.

798
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 3: Big date night.

799
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 4: And you don't compliment a tall woman that way.

800
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 3: What's the right way to say?

801
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 7: Don't talk about any women beautiful up there?

802
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 11: You're a lengthy lady.

803
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you had it right all along this entire time.

804
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: This is why tall women want tall men. Yeah, okay,

805
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: you know what you say.

806
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 3: So you know some of the word fumbling aside? Did

807
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 3: you feel like the connection was going pretty well between

808
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 3: you two?

809
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 6: Again?

810
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 12: The connection was amazing. Again. I've matched up with multiple women,

811
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 12: but I kind of really like Megan, and I wanted

812
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 12: to know if there's a possibility for another date. I mean,

813
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 12: did I ruin it or probably?

814
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 7: But it doesn't mean we can't recover for you if

815
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 7: it's something small, if it's just the hiking.

816
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: Got to be the fact that she's not answering because

817
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 3: I don't know. You've been texting her, is that right?

818
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 6: Yeah?

819
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, texting some social media and just no answer.

820
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 1: Okay, quite a few things.

821
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: You know, that's that's a bad sign.

822
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: How did you guys leave things? At the end of

823
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: the day.

824
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 12: We just hugged and said we'll contact each.

825
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: Other I'm sure that's always it.

826
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 3: Did you climb up on a chair to hug her

827
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: or did you just do Yeah? She is not that tall,

828
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: but the boot song got.

829
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 12: No the situation. My head was in the right place.

830
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 12: Wh I hugged there?

831
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, alright, he wassled.

832
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 13: Right.

833
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna come back.

834
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 5: We'll give Megan a call.

835
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna try and get you a second date update

836
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 3: right after this, all.

837
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 5: Right, thank you, second date update.

838
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: I was thinking more about it and taking someone on

839
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 3: a first date to the cheesecake factory got kind of

840
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 3: a lukewarm reaction in here, at least when we first

841
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 3: heard about it.

842
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was you that was kind of

843
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 4: judging about it, you know, Yeah, you're mister luke right.

844
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: But look, I thought about it, and there's definitely some positives.

845
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: Okay, come over to our side.

846
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 3: The menus are like a book, so you're already proving

847
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 3: that you can read. There's number one, number two point.

848
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: Your date automatically is going to last longer because of

849
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 3: all the indecision choosing a food item. As you flip

850
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 3: to volume sixteen, yeah, oh my, and then number three

851
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 3: cheesecake love a bunch of cheesecake.

852
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, though, by the time you get to

853
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 4: the end of that meal, it's like, by the way.

854
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 7: Shout out to the Adam's Peanut butter cup cheesecake.

855
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 3: You're lucky to make it home after that. But the

856
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 3: main issue that Daniel thinks was during the conversation his date,

857
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 3: Megan asked, are you okay being with a taller woman?

858
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 3: And his response was I love me a lengthy lady,

859
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 3: which technically is a compliment throughout, Like, yeah, we don't

860
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: know if she took it that way because she's not

861
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 3: calling back, so maybe it's not looking very.

862
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 4: Next time to say, oh my god, you are absolutely stunning.

863
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: Of course.

864
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, the best thing you can do is just be

865
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 3: as vague as possible when you're complimenting a woman on

866
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 3: her books. Yeah, right, Daniel, we've learned a lot.

867
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, we definitely have.

868
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so no matter what happens, at least we've

869
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 3: learned something. The whole point was that he's trying to

870
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: shake off the rust. It's been a while since he's

871
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: been in the dating game, so now he wants to

872
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: get fully back into it with Meghan. We're gonna see

873
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: she's up for that.

874
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: I will say, like glass half full.

875
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: Even if it doesn't work out with Megan in this

876
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 4: phone call, this is a good learning experience to get

877
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 4: you back in the game.

878
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

879
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 12: I need it, I really need it. It's been a while.

880
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 6: Okay.

881
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 7: I love the optimism.

882
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 3: Ye, all right, we're in a good place. Let's bring

883
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 3: it down by giving her a call.

884
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 6: Hello.

885
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 5: Hey, we're looking for Megan.

886
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 2: This is Meghan mask.

887
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: Yes you may.

888
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 5: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

889
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 5: the Morning.

890
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: Hey, Meghan, we're all here. Hi, Welcome to the show.

891
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's confusing.

892
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 3: I kind of just like hearing people square him on

893
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 3: the other end of the line. Where we're doing something here.

894
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 3: It's called a second Date update, and we're trying to

895
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: help reconnect you with one of our listeners that you

896
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 3: went out with the other night, a guy named Daniel.

897
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 2: What if I don't want to be reconnected?

898
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I think I think he knows that as well.

899
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. He told us a little bit about your guys's date,

900
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: and from his perspective, things went pretty well, he'll admit,

901
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 3: not perfect.

902
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 13: But.

903
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 7: Perfect.

904
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Back there, what happened, Megan?

905
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: What are we missing you're agreeing with him. It didn't

906
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: go perfect.

907
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 2: I honestly, I have no idea what he told you,

908
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 2: so I don't really know even I don't even know

909
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: how to respond at all.

910
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I could some of the highlights that

911
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 3: he gave us Cheesecake Factory, good conversation. Broke helped me out.

912
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 4: He said that you asked him a pretty direct question

913
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 4: about your height and whether that was cool with him

914
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 4: or not.

915
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 2: I did. I'm a tall girl, so I did ask him.

916
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 2: You know, if it bothered him that I was tall,

917
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 2: that's that's true.

918
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: Did it bother you that he was shorter than you

919
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: and you were in heels?

920
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: That's not what bothered me.

921
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we're trying to zero in on what did

922
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 3: bother you Because he has no idea. We're just trying

923
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 3: to give him a little clarity.

924
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: He knows he could hear something that isn't cool, you know.

925
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's just say I kind of feel like

926
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: maybe the writing was on.

927
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 1: The walls from the beginning.

928
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm surprised he didn't mention her. It sounds

929
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: like he didn't mention anyway that we actually also had

930
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 2: an extremely tall but very cute waitress.

931
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 5: I think he was more focused on you.

932
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would beg to differ. I actually think that

933
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: he paid more attention to our very tall, beautiful waitress.

934
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 3: Oh what makes you think that he was into her?

935
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: I mean like every time she came by, it was well,

936
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: what would you recommend? And what's your favorite?

937
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 12: Me off?

938
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 2: And every time that she would walk by, even if

939
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: it was to go serve another table, that was like

940
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 2: totally across in the other section, you would like watch her,

941
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 2: what bye? And I was just like, hello, my eyes

942
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 2: are here.

943
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: Like, oh man, that's hard.

944
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 7: Was he like waiting to flag her down? Maybe for service?

945
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: I have a hard time asking him for help. No,

946
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 2: you know when you know someone caressing someone out and like,

947
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: here's the thing at the end of the day, like

948
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: I had made this comment about me being like tall

949
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 2: and doesn't bother him. Yes, he did give me kind

950
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: of a weird response back. He was like, oh I

951
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 2: don't mind a lengthy lady. Yeah what So then that

952
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 2: kind of got my brain kind of tiktoking and thinking,

953
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe he has a thing for like tall women.

954
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 3: And okay, so saying he liked your lengthiness, but he

955
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 3: saw someone even lengthier.

956
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: Than Maybe he's a lengthy lover. I I don't know

957
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: love her.

958
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I'm.

959
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: Pushing five eleven and a half and I don't even

960
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 2: think I was telling not for him.

961
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 4: Oh but that can't be true, because he called us

962
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 4: to go out with you again.

963
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you're reading into this and don't.

964
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: Just trust us on that. Trust Daniel, who's on the

965
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 3: other line right now, listening in on this conversation. He'll

966
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 3: tell you.

967
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 6: Dirty.

968
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 12: I'm Megan.

969
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Megan. This is how the segment works.

970
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, Meghan, listen, I can't believe you're thinking this. I mean,

971
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 12: I used to be a waiter and I was just

972
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 12: trying to be nice.

973
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: But why were you looking at her?

974
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 12: Well supposed to do not look at her. I mean

975
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 12: I didn't want to make too much eye contact with you,

976
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 12: and I wanted to be cool and I wanted to

977
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 12: show you that, hey, you know, I can talk to

978
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 12: other women and be okay.

979
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 3: And no, you're not allowed to talk to other women

980
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 3: or make eye contact with anybody else.

981
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: First, okay, listen, you paid no attention to the girl

982
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 2: who came and brought us the head or the water

983
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 2: and she was like this little five foot two, little

984
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: cutie bituity. You know, you didn't even look at her?

985
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 12: Even didn't that's because I was a waiter, not a bus.

986
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: Boy or oh yeah, all people do stand out. I

987
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: would stare at all people.

988
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 11: That's true.

989
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 3: So, Megan, it would make you feel better if he

990
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 3: had checked out all of the women in the bar,

991
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 3: that's all of them, then you wouldn't have felt No,

992
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: she's saying that he's kind.

993
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 1: Of full of it.

994
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 2: That is exactly, And I kind of want to ask you.

995
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: You have your settings on your dating app sets to

996
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: women five eleven and over.

997
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 3: Be honest here, I mean I I do have it

998
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: set for five eleven and over, but that's because.

999
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 2: That was kind of a joke and I didn't expect

1000
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: you to say yes.

1001
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 12: Wait wait wait wait.

1002
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 1: Wait wait, well why is that bad?

1003
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 4: Women have their dating preferences set all the time for

1004
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 4: certain heights.

1005
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: Why would it be bad for men?

1006
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 3: Women are allowed to be judgment men.

1007
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 2: Have you, no matter what most women said it like

1008
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 2: I do for guys my height or taller, just so

1009
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: I don't end up with a guy.

1010
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, but I think if you're setting yours,

1011
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 4: he's allowed to set his I mean, I just think

1012
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 4: that that's how it is.

1013
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 12: I told you I love me some lengthy lady.

1014
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you don't want a man who

1015
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: loves talleran.

1016
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: No, he's not gonna have the manners to make me

1017
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: feel like I'm the only lengthy lady there.

1018
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 4: You want to upset about it, I could see like

1019
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 4: you don't want your day ogly and the waitress like

1020
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 4: that is that's true for no matter what your height is.

1021
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 3: Well, maybe that's something Daniel can agree to do. Is

1022
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 3: it possiblely you can go the rest of your life

1023
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: Daniel and not look at any other tall women with you.

1024
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 4: No, you guys, it's just you shouldn't be given eyes

1025
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 4: at anybody else.

1026
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,919
Speaker 3: But that's not what she was worried about. She would

1027
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 3: have been happy if he gave eyes to the cute

1028
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: little water girl.

1029
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 13: She did it.

1030
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 2: She was saying that he don't know you guys on,

1031
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: I think the guys are right here. I think it

1032
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: just really bothers me if he's checking out these other

1033
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 2: women that are super.

1034
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 3: Tough her thing.

1035
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: We can't take that away from your direct competition. I

1036
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,479
Speaker 1: don't even know anymore. All right, Just answer, are you going.

1037
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 3: To go out with them, because Meghan, we would love

1038
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 3: to send you out on one more date with Daniel.

1039
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 12: Meghan, listen, they're gonna pay for another date if you

1040
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 12: say yes. Here's what I think. We should go to

1041
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 12: an all male restaurant.

1042
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 7: Are there things such as all mail?

1043
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 1: Let's just want reservations to that place shows?

1044
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1045
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,959
Speaker 3: I want? I want that date?

1046
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: Is weird?

1047
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 2: You know that's the offer. Let's just go see like

1048
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 2: thunder down Under together.

1049
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 12: Suggest we can go to a male strip club.

1050
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: Thanks the Brook. We've been banned for most of those,

1051
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 3: so we don't have gift cards of that. We can't

1052
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: just do a normal date.

1053
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: I don't understand why they don't want me to come

1054
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: up and dance with them.

1055
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 3: Seriously, though, Meghan, we will offer for one more date.

1056
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 3: We need answer.

1057
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 2: Come on, I will give him one more chance, all.

1058
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: Right, Daniel were cool?

1059
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're totally cool, but only if she wears, because

1060
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 12: you know I don't like short women.

1061
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: You got plenty of length to go around. Jeffrey in

1062
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 3: the morning made I keep googling all male restaurants, even

1063
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 3: with horses. Very frustrating. Not a lot of results are

1064
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 3: coming out here.

1065
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 11: I think legally.

1066
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 7: I don't even think that's allowed.

1067
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 4: You could try look it up Gentlemen's Club, but I

1068
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 4: don't think that's what I want neither different search engine.

1069
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's got to get on this, but a lot

1070
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: of women work. I'm glad that they agreed to go

1071
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 3: out with each other. I just don't know how it's

1072
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 3: going to work now between them, it's going to be

1073
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 3: so worried about making eye contact with any tall woman

1074
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: outside anywhere. He's going to have his head down, like

1075
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 3: looking at the floor all the time, shades on.

1076
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: See, Jeff, I think you're wrong. I think as long

1077
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: as they don't go to a w NBA.

1078
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 4: AIM, it's all gonna be cool.

1079
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: That's true, you know, But Brooke, you can see where

1080
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 3: this woman is coming from.

1081
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 4: That she doesn't want the guy and the waitress at ann.

1082
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 3: That she's just worried about him seeing other tall women

1083
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 3: and like being into that.

1084
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

1085
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 3: You know, like if you saw your husband staring at

1086
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 3: a woman with giant windshield wipers on her face and

1087
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: wearing a nineteen eighty shoulder pad jacket, you'd start to

1088
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 3: get a little bit concerned too, Broke, Yeah.

1089
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 4: Like, is that an upgrade from what he's not currently,

1090
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 4: is that what you're saying.

1091
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 3: She's got way more stings on her shirt than mine. Yeah,

1092
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 3: Michael gets back inside.

1093
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: He's got questionable type.

1094
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 11: That's true.

1095
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 5: A lot of people do unquestionable types.

1096
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 3: And we're happy to help you with.

1097
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, now the show at Brooke and Jeffrey will help.

1098
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 5: We'll call that person.

1099
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: Not see where you're going with that call.

1100
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: That person's not calling you.

1101
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 13: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1102
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 3: God, aren't those award show acceptance speak which is just

1103
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 3: so annoying.

1104
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 7: Some of them are granted.

1105
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 3: The winner comes up on stage and they get altery eye.

1106
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 3: Then they start going down this huge list, thanking everybody

1107
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: who's ever you know, slightly glanced into their direction. I

1108
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 3: want to thank the producers and my agent and my

1109
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 3: agent's agent, and my seven dogs and my Panini press.

1110
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 3: I say, no, absolutely not. When my moment comes and

1111
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 3: it's time for me to get up on that stage,

1112
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 3: I know exactly who I'm gonna thank you.

1113
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: Well, you're welcome me oh who.

1114
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 3: Sends my backup vocals every week, Me who wrote all

1115
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 3: the lyrics to all these songs, Me who told me

1116
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: I wasn't good enough And I'm never gonna make it

1117
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 3: in this industry, so I should probably just give up

1118
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 3: now before I embarrass myself in front of everyone.

1119
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 8: Me.

1120
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 3: I have the first come, completely honest acceptance speak. And

1121
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 3: who's about to sing a brand new song of the

1122
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 3: week that probably isn't gonna be that good? Me O,

1123
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 3: thank you to me coming out with my new song

1124
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 3: of the week.

1125
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: I can't tell if you're.

1126
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 13: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1127
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 5: It is song of the week time, okay?

1128
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 3: And I know a certain pop superstar has been just

1129
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 3: dominating the headlines lately.

1130
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you talking about the Taylor Swift Bowl.

1131
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,439
Speaker 3: That's happening because of all of her concert success and yes,

1132
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 3: her boyfriend in the big game. You have all the

1133
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 3: hack radio host dressing like her now and singing stupid

1134
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 3: parody songs.

1135
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: That's what you did.

1136
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 3: God, I'm so over it.

1137
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 4: You got over four million views from your video last week.

1138
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was kind of hacky, though you have.

1139
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.

1140
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 3: The thing is, maybe the tailor frenzy has been a

1141
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 3: welcome distraction for lots of people out there, especially for

1142
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 3: the lonely singles they got. It's rough right now, can't

1143
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 3: use the carpool lane slogging it behind you, semis coffee's

1144
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 3: already cold right after you just watched another couple get

1145
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 3: engaged on the fifty yard line at the super Bowl.

1146
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 7: Maybe I'm here to escape my love life.

1147
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 3: And now you're about to get smacked right in the

1148
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 3: face with Valentine's Day. Look, if you're in that boat,

1149
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 3: I know you're probably saying like, oh, I just wish

1150
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 3: this dumb holiday would come and go already. Yeah, but

1151
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 3: I'm here to tell you all the lonely you goos

1152
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 3: out there or singles, sorry, sorry singles. There is an alternative,

1153
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 3: a way that you don't have to spend Valentine's Day

1154
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 3: solo this year.

1155
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 4: Okay, get your best friend personally.

1156
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 3: I think this is a fantastic second option where you

1157
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: can spend Cupid's Birthday with someone who really loves you

1158
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 3: no matter what, and might even be willing to pay

1159
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 3: hey for the outing. That's why instead of singing Marvin

1160
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 3: Gaye's famous love song, Let's get it on, It's Young

1161
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 3: Jeffrey's lunch with my mom?

1162
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: Why did you put the.

1163
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 5: What it works well with the rhyme?

1164
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

1165
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 3: Nobody's going to connect the dots with the song and

1166
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 3: the message. I don't see it hap s actual song

1167
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 3: if you don't think about it that hard. So appreciate. Yes,

1168
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 3: you can have Valentines with your mom and you have it,

1169
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 3: you know, not the most.

1170
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 2: Awkward, just kind of lunch, even she has dinner plans.

1171
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 5: I'm going a point when I'm ready. Here we go points, got.

1172
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 3: No Valentine late lion in the baptop singing adele song.

1173
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 15: But on the foot scene you won't find me Edith alone.

1174
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 11: Now I'm gone.

1175
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 3: Who have lunch with my mom? Jode a pall with

1176
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 3: my old lady.

1177
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 13: Like woe.

1178
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 8: Forever, like senior plo.

1179
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 11: A server's cute and she's single.

1180
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 5: So mom chus writing, of.

1181
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 3: Course, don't emface me.

1182
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 11: Mother.

1183
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 3: She says he's nice and sweet and he loves hid.

1184
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 3: How couldn't you.

1185
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 2: Joe this wrong?

1186
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 11: Ain't no love ronde bo.

1187
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 3: She not a cougar.

1188
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 16: No, there's nothing much here to see, just the mother

1189
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 16: and son sharing the same spood cheesecake. Woo, I don't

1190
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:27,280
Speaker 16: find him no fancy chocolate lips or shoe the freeze.

1191
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 3: Don't we a moment?

1192
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 15: We share a trail of oysters super platonically. Now I

1193
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 15: see the couples say they're looking so confused.

1194
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 3: I swear we're not dating. The fun and oh, don't

1195
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 3: come on.

1196
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 8: The serfs gone up in waiting, need another out the boot,

1197
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 8: lunch with my.

1198
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 3: Keep my son glasses on praying, None of my friends

1199
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 3: seeing me? Why is she tagging?

1200
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 13: No?

1201
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 3: No you on your Facebook? No off school?

1202
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 16: She does disorgan I'll tag along.

1203
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 13: It's a sudden.

1204
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: I was like a Valentine's fish flame.

1205
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 13: Me my hair.

1206
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: She says she's not a fan, and she was children.

1207
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 11: No lunch with my mom?

1208
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 13: And how comes?

1209
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: How come? How comes do they put on table in.

1210
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 2: The center of the room.

1211
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 3: I got a blazer.

1212
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 5: Dressed in too a fancy cause she's in a pit chaffon.

1213
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 3: He ain't my sugar mama, just my mom.

1214
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,919
Speaker 16: Wasn't cupid who brought me to this good triple star

1215
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 16: stake house.

1216
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 3: That's gros Mama's head.

1217
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 12: But I'm lo.

1218
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 3: Discount, she provides, she got my dad away, so.

1219
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 8: In the car out beside, I'm having lunch with my mom.

1220
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 6: So lord Jeff, Yeah.

1221
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 3: We have a lot of weird.

1222
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know how personal that was.

1223
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: I mean, she probably would leave your dad in the car.

1224
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't feel embarrassed if you find yourself out to

1225
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: lunch with your mom this Valentine's Day. Plenty of us

1226
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: are in the same exact.

1227
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: Phot don't make it weird, as the song says, I

1228
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: feel right good.

1229
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 3: Sho texted seventy eighty five nine to tell us what

1230
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 3: you thought about the song of the week. We'll love

1231
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 3: the video up on our socials. That broken, Jeffrey. I

1232
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 3: want to go take a shower after.

1233
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 13: This, Okay, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1234
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 3: Text in the seventy five nine two hearing the music, Oh,

1235
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 3: exactly what are you laughing at?

1236
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: We haven't even set in the star.

1237
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,439
Speaker 3: The music doesn't work for me. You got a text

1238
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 3: that says the biggest problem I have with that song

1239
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 3: is that I follow your show on social media and

1240
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 3: I could totally picture jeff down on his knees singing

1241
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 3: that to his own mom. Can't get the image out

1242
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 3: of my head?

1243
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: Is that front of your mother?

1244
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 8: No?

1245
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: Okay, that sounds like this person really liked it too,

1246
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 3: They just don't want to admit it. And if you

1247
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 3: missed it. Instead of singing the super sensual, famous romantic song,

1248
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 3: from Marvin Gay Let's get it on. I sang my

1249
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 3: own version for Valentine's Day called Lunch with My Mom.

1250
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 3: If you're single, you don't have to spend Valentine's Day

1251
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 3: alone this year. Tell dad to hit the bricks. You

1252
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 3: got dibbs? I called, You're seeing any more? Feedback, Brooke?

1253
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: I like this one that says, what can I say?

1254
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: Fun but disturbing. It does continue to say.

1255
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 4: I'm definitely sharing this to my mother in law, so

1256
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 4: hopefully I weired her out and she stops coming over

1257
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 4: for the holidays.

1258
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 3: Oh well you won't. You know what, if you want

1259
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 3: to use the song for good or for evil, it's

1260
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 3: gonna be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube page

1261
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 3: on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok all of it at Brook

1262
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey Go check it out.

1263
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 7: This absolutely changed, I.

1264
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 13: Hope so Brook and Jeffrey.

1265
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 3: In the morning, we've got Valentine's Day coming up, and

1266
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 3: today's player, Gina is a very lucky lady because she

1267
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 3: married a romantic.

1268
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh she did.

1269
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 3: And what does a romantic do for Valentine's Day? He

1270
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 3: makes his gifts for Gina.

1271
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: He does, That's right.

1272
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 3: He doesn't spend a dime on her. He goes outside

1273
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 3: the house and finds whatever is lying next to the garbage,

1274
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 3: inside the garbage, behind the garbage, he picks that up

1275
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 3: and turns it into a collage and gives it to Gina.

1276
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 4: Look at Yeah, it's tin can squished and then arranged

1277
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 4: in your letters of your name.

1278
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 3: Oh, Gina, you are so lucky.

1279
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 14: I'm so lucky.

1280
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: And usually his projects actually do cost more than if

1281
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 2: you just.

1282
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 3: What has he for you?

1283
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 14: Honestly, he makes a lot of cards, he does metal work,

1284
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 14: he does would work.

1285
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 2: He painted a portrait of us.

1286
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: Or wow, I want to see it? Will you send

1287
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: it to us?

1288
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: I certainly can.

1289
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 12: It's beautiful.

1290
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 3: We don't want to pick We want the originals, by

1291
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 3: the way, send them actually over here to the station.

1292
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 3: We promise to give them back.

1293
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: We'll add it to our gallery of listeners that we

1294
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: have not creepy at all.

1295
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 3: I swear all right, Gina. Now we got to get

1296
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 3: into some trivia, so we're gonna send Brook out of

1297
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 3: the studio while she leaves. You know how the game works.

1298
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 3: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1299
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you can say past but

1300
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 3: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1301
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 3: you ready?

1302
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 6: Ready?

1303
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now.

1304
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 3: Michael B. Jordan celebrates a birthday today. Is his middle

1305
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 3: name Bernard Bakari or Byzantium the card. In nineteen sixty six,

1306
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 3: the Chevy Camaro was created and designed to compete with

1307
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 3: what other American muscle car?

1308
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 12: The Ford must.

1309
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 3: Latin phrase e plar buris Unham appears on the ribbon

1310
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 3: in the bald eagles beak on the front or back

1311
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 3: of a one dollar bill on the front? What tool

1312
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 3: was named after its inventor, Henry F. Phillips A driver.

1313
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: A bridle is a piece of headgear often used to

1314
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 3: control what.

1315
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 12: Animal a horse.

1316
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:17,919
Speaker 3: Ooh, Gina, good work on that. Well done.

1317
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 5: Brooks's gonna come back into the studio.

1318
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 3: And since she's back in here, do you have any

1319
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 3: advice that you'd like to give to brooks husband for

1320
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day? Because it's his turn to do something this year.

1321
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: We switch every year.

1322
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think what my husband does, he just

1323
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 2: pays attention to little things that I.

1324
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: Say, Gina is too late for that. It's too late

1325
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: for that. We have past that ability right now?

1326
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 11: He's still learning your name.

1327
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Brook, is your turn? Are you ready?

1328
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1329
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: Ready?

1330
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Michael B. Jordan celebrates

1331
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 3: a birthday today. Is his middle name Bernard Bakari or

1332
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 3: Byzantium Bacary. In nineteen sixty six, the Chevy Camaro was

1333
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 3: created and designed to compete with what other American muscle

1334
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 3: car Ford must The Latin phrase e pler buris unum

1335
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 3: appears on the ribbon in the bald eagle's beak on

1336
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 3: the front or back of a one dollar bill back

1337
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 3: what tool was named after its inventor, Henry F.

1338
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: Phillips Phillips True driver.

1339
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 3: A bridle is a piece of head gear that's often

1340
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 3: used to control what animals. This could be a close

1341
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 3: one today. We're gonna go over to the scoreboard to

1342
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 3: see how you ball did with Jose.

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Speaker 7: My breast are real everything about me. My hair is real,

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01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 7: my teeth are realm eyelashes are real. Before you ask, yes,

1345
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 7: the laugh is real. You've got for correct today?

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01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 3: Really?

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01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Bron uh huh, you.

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Speaker 7: Got five.

1350
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 13: Game?

1351
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 5: Sorry, just edged out there, gena sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Let's get the answers in for everybody. It's Michael b.

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01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 3: Jordan's birthday.

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01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 5: His middle name, that B is for Bakari.

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01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 3: Chevy Camaro was created in nineteen sixty six to Pete

1356
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 3: with the Ford Mustang Latin phrase e plarubis unham. I

1357
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 3: know I was saying that wrong.

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01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's what we all learned in school.

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Speaker 12: Right, Yeah.

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01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 13: Yeah.

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01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 3: It means one out of many, and you would find

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01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 3: that on the back of the one dollar bill.

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01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: Was they just like one out of many? Like you're

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01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: supposed to have a lot of these dollar bills. Is

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01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: that what they're trying to say to us?

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01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, get rich or go somewhere else. I guess what

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01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 3: tool was named after, Henry F. Phillips. That was the

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01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 3: Phillips screwdriver. And a bridle is a piece of headgear

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01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 3: you to control horses or husbands.

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01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, depending on how you use it.

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01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 5: Specifically in Brooks House they are yeah.

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01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the most part, it's it's horses now, Gina,

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01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat brook Here.

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01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,919
Speaker 5: Can't give you any money, but just we're playing.

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01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 3: You do win a pair of tickets to the Seattle

1376
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 3: Home and Garden Show coming to the lumen Field Events

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Speaker 3: Center February twenty second, Dude to twenty fifth with hundreds

1378
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 3: of exhibitors experts sharing fresh ideas for home to core

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01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 3: design and remodeling.

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Speaker 2: It'll be my gift to my husband for day.

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01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 4: Sucking, Gina, Do you already know what your husband's giving

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01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 4: you you no?

1383
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh gosh. He even keeps a like a work thing

1384
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: you know that you'd have to build at your house.

1385
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 4: A surprise this man, husband, Congratulations, I'll get them.

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01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and someday you can come back and beat brook

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01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 3: All right, make sure you try again. We're going to

1388
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 3: be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time on Monday,

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01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,