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Speaker 1: It's always been work related. The only time I went

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Speaker 1: playing the game where you have to call the GM successful.

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Speaker 1: This is no it was successful. You called two of them.

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00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 1: DeShawn Watson is gonna be on a new team. Matthew

424
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Speaker 1: Stafford on a new team. Those are two solid quarterbacks

425
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Speaker 1: that are on the move. Boys. I mean, Deshaun Watson,

426
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: a top five quarterback in the NFL, is gonna have

427
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Speaker 1: a new home this officer and Aaron Rodgers may be gone. Now,

428
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 1: he's got four years left. Here's the here's the way

429
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Speaker 1: you're gonna look at it. They can get out after

430
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Speaker 1: two and he's got four years left. But they right,

431
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 1: but they drafted that kid out of Utah State Jordan's Love.

432
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Speaker 1: Are they really going to use a first round pick

433
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Speaker 1: and then have him sit for the next five years?

434
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: Or are they ready to move on from Aaron Rodgers.

435
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers doesn't like his coach. Aaron Rodgers holds all

436
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 1: the power and be like, hey, I want help. He

437
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: may be sick. I'll bet against that. He ain't go anywhere.

438
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Speaker 1: I don't think he has either, But I mean I

439
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: like that, like that the example you're making. But I

440
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Speaker 1: don't see him going anywhere. Uh, Stafford, he already left

441
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Speaker 1: the team. No, he's he him and the coach. Apparently

442
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 1: the the construction is really bad downtown. Like he went

443
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Speaker 1: to the Lions. They had a meeting, and he said,

444
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Speaker 1: I think it's best if I play somewhere else next year.

445
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Speaker 1: The Lions put out a statement, and so he went

446
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Speaker 1: into the meeting and said, I think it's best quote.

447
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: They came to an agreement that it would be best

448
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Speaker 1: for him to go elsewhere because they are in a

449
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Speaker 1: full rebuild. So they're gonna trade Matthew Stafford, get draft

450
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Speaker 1: picks and start over because they know they're not anywhere

451
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Speaker 1: clothe and there's a lot of holes and they have

452
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Speaker 1: to redo it. So they're gonna send him on his way.

453
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Speaker 1: And he immediately makes a team contenders, does he Yes,

454
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Speaker 1: he's that good. I think he's I think he's really good. Well,

455
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: he can't run. That's already a demerit against him. No,

456
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: you're right, he's the goat super Bowl. You're coming, you competing,

457
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: You're comparing Matthew Stafford to Brady and Peyton. Are you

458
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Speaker 1: just trying to make a point. I'm trying to make

459
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Speaker 1: a point. You don't have to be able to point.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to be able to run to be

461
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Speaker 1: a good quarterback. Yeah, that's that, that's true, But he's

462
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Speaker 1: not that. I'm not saying he's as good as Brady

463
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Speaker 1: and his prime, But you act like he's gonna go

464
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Speaker 1: somewhere and change a team. Coach, What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: I don't think Stafford is that good. He's okay, So

466
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Speaker 1: he's okay, But you think wherever he's going, he's going

467
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Speaker 1: to change the team. If there are Courters, Okay, let's

468
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Speaker 1: go to the Colts. Colts don't have a quarterback. You

469
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Speaker 1: think they could use Matthew Stafford. Do you think he

470
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: makes them a contender? Sure? But did Philip Rivers? Is

471
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Speaker 1: he better than Philip Rivers? He's better than Philip Rivers? Now,

472
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Speaker 1: Philip Rivers is ninety years old, he's forty. Do you

473
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Speaker 1: think he could go to nine? Do you think he

474
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Speaker 1: could go to New Orleans and have New Orleans back

475
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Speaker 1: in the mix? No, Jamis Winston's there, He's only on

476
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Speaker 1: a one year deal. He's he's a free agent. They

477
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: want Jamis. I agree, I think they want Jamis. But

478
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Matthew Stafford. Would he go back to Dallas?

479
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Speaker 1: Go back to Dallas? From Dallas? Now? Would you like him?

480
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Speaker 1: I mean it's tough. You want to still believe in

481
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Speaker 1: Dak you do. I just don't think Dak is gonna

482
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Speaker 1: come back better than he was. Like, I just don't

483
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Speaker 1: think you come back from an injury where your freaking

484
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: foot has falling off your leg and you're gonna be

485
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Speaker 1: good again. Because the good thing about Dak is when

486
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: it was fourth and two, he can keep the ball

487
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Speaker 1: on running, you can get your first down. I don't

488
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Speaker 1: know if he's gonna be able to do that when

489
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Speaker 1: he gets back. I don't know how many fourth and

490
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Speaker 1: two has you guys got. We had a couple, not

491
00:24:50,560 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 1: enough talk about if you gunned to head whoa Stafford

492
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: put it away? Coach put it away. We don't know

493
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: if it's loaded or not, Matthew Stafford or Dak. Who

494
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: do you want? Is the Cowboys starting quarterback next Seasondak?

495
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that's me, that's me, right, I like Dak.

496
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: I want to keep Dak. I think that God coach

497
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 1: that scared the crap out. Honestly, that was an accidental hit,

498
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: that was a misfire. Is loaded, And that's what I mean.

499
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Speaker 1: That's a tough, tough decision. What I'm saying is it

500
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Speaker 1: what makes sense? Because what a lot of these quarterbacks

501
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Speaker 1: do when they get older. I want to go back

502
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: home from where I'm from. Right, So you're gonna go

503
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: move to South Texas. When you start to get over

504
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: to go back to the valley to the north, you

505
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: just say says, and I'm from the north. I live

506
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Speaker 1: in the more North with Bay. That's what's funny is

507
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: you just talked about how Matthew Stafford doesn't make anybody better.

508
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: He's not that good, and then you had to debate

509
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Speaker 1: whether you would take Stafford or Deck. So Stafford ain't

510
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: too bad? Huh. Now you're thinking like, oh, you know what,

511
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Speaker 1: you're right kind of Stafford is? He's not terrible. I'm

512
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: just saying that you're making it sound like he's gonna

513
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Speaker 1: go to a team and change them him think he could.

514
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: Washington doesn't have a quarterback. You think he could be

515
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: if a team doesn't have a quarterback, then yes, Matthew

516
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: Staffords a good quarterback to half. But you're not gonna

517
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Speaker 1: go change a team and make a playoff run because

518
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Speaker 1: you have Matthew Stafford. Now I don't see that happening

519
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: got him. I don't see that happening. Ray. Do you know,

520
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,679
Speaker 1: I am no one who started that argue. So you

521
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Speaker 1: think Washington would be better off with with uh? With

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Speaker 1: DeShawn Well, no, crap. But I'm saying better than with

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Speaker 1: Dwayne Haskins or Alex Smith? Who would ben? I know

524
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: they got rid of him. He signed with the Steelers.

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00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: You don't think they would be better than Alex Smith?

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Speaker 1: To have Matthew Stafford under center, it would be better,

527
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So many you think Washington will

528
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Speaker 1: go to the playoffs because they get Matthew Stafford as

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Speaker 1: a quarterback. They already went this year, but they'll be

530
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Speaker 1: even better. Matthew Stafford, you're on the side luncher of

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Speaker 1: a quarterback right now that's on pace if he has

532
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Speaker 1: another couple of not playoff years of just not doing anything.

533
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: I have bashed, I have bashed, I have bashed him

534
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: for years. But why do you want to take him

535
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: to ruus him? Started to I started towards the end

536
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: of this year. I realized the route. It's because he's

537
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: in Detroit. It's the organization he that's the problem. You're

538
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 1: in the water a Caribbean. That's what I realized is

539
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: it was the problem was he was in Detroit, and

540
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: Detroit is a losing organization. Thank you. Now, you guys

541
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: have different reasons why they're losing organization. I'm outside of

542
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: the stadium, and I think also inside the stadium, they're losing, right.

543
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: They don't know what they're doing from the top down,

544
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: and that's why Matthew Stafford has sucked. They waste careers

545
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: of people, and that's why getting him out of there,

546
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna see he actually has a chance to win

547
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: football games. Okay. I came on here and I told Eddie,

548
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: I love you. Ted Lasso was just okay, it's brilliant.

549
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: I finished it. The first couple episodes, I was like,

550
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: this is the greatest thing ever. Then the next two

551
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, so that's just gonna be the

552
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: same thing over and over and over again. And then

553
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: I kept going and it got great again. I just think, honestly,

554
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: I think that right now, when you look for a

555
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: TV show, there's a lot of interesting TV shows, Netflix, Amazon,

556
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: who whatever, all these things, they got interesting TV shows,

557
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: But this one. I think society in America needs this

558
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: show right now. It's uplifting, it's positive, it's funny. Political, no,

559
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: not political, but it's what everybody needs in their life

560
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: right now. Ted Lasso, Right, it's fun. Isn't it hard

561
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: to find a show? Like that. Can you compare another

562
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: show like that? Because I think it has so much

563
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: in it. It's very broad, It covers a lot of things.

564
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: It's not just sports, and which makes it fun. And

565
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: you so you don't even have to love sports to

566
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: love well, you're a soccer fan, does it help that

567
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: you're a fan? Soccer is a minute to casting is

568
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: great though. Aren't those guys just your typical soccer player?

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Speaker 1: What losers? Meat, meat heads, douchebags, um coach. They're just

570
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: in Europe? In South America soccer, My cleats weren't cleaned now,

571
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: am I supposed to play the soccer, don't I Like?

572
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: In America, they're not diva's too, like the ones that

573
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: think they're good football players or soccer play soccer. Uh yeah,

574
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: but they're not famous. They're not as famous as the

575
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: European one, so they can't beat. He's a local Nashville.

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00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, like growing up playing with guys good,

577
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: they were divas. They were because they were they thought

578
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: they were the best, and they were Kobe Jones he was.

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Speaker 1: I mean, no one really don't know him, No one

580
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: really knew who he was. I am just telling you.

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Speaker 1: In the aspect of a team setting like that, Um,

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00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: what was his name? Part part Jamie Tart, Jamie Jamie Tart.

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Speaker 1: Of when I was in high school, they're all like

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Speaker 1: Jamie Tart. That's what I'm saying. The guy that I

585
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: played the best player on our team, he was like

586
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: Jamie Tart. But yes, and finally our coach just said,

587
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: you know what, eno if you're out of here, Jamie Tart,

588
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: Walmart Pop Tart and I don't care. And that's what

589
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: I would tell my dad. I was like, man, soccer

590
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: is the least popular sport, and these guys act like

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00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: they yes, this kid, yes, but in Europe they are

592
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: that big superstars. I've been hanging up and listen, hey,

593
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: all right, I can't say anything. But in Mexico too,

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00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: Like I've been to Mexico. I remember my dad's friend,

595
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: he worked with Crusas Seul. Is that a real team? Yeah? Okay?

596
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: And so we would go to our the facilities and everything,

597
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: and they were huge. They were superstars. I had no

598
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: idea what these guys were, but they were superstars in Mexico.

599
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: That's their sport, and they carried themselves like superstars. We

600
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 1: are victors. That was his name star. Huh yeah, so

601
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: it so it's a good show, right, you should watch? Well, well,

602
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: I wish life was that easy. I just sit down

603
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: and I watched the show I want to watch. Will

604
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: my wife enjoy? My wife? I like it better than

605
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: you there, you know, hang up and listen. Is there nudity?

606
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I mean? Or is there romance? What would my wife like?

607
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: A little bit of romance? She likes killing and she

608
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: likes romance. No one gets killed, She's probably gonna hang

609
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: out and listen. No, it's does anyone get killed? No? No,

610
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of romance. There's a little bit

611
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 1: of romance. There's a little bit of laughter, there's a

612
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: little bit of awkward crying, a little bit of crying.

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00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: My wife liked it. Edde your wife like it, loved

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00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: it on a Friday night, coach, your wife will like it.

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00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: If you want murder, go on over to the Undoing

616
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: you want murder with Nicole Kidman. I watched that one.

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00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: That's a good one, is it? Yes, it's But that's

618
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. There's so much murder. You want murder?

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's twenty of them. Pick them that you

620
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: want murder? Turn on News five at five, there's hundreds

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Speaker 1: of me. Turn on the flight attendant. Another one, we murder,

622
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: another murder you. I'm telling you there's a bunch, but

623
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Speaker 1: there's nothing like Ted Lasso on right now, right now.

624
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: The challenge on MTV is really no, it's not like.

625
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: It's not like Tso, all right, we are the sore

626
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: losers at gmail dot com. I just wanted to give

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00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: you a big shout out. You guys make my Monday,

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Speaker 1: Wednesday and Friday. I love the Big Show and it

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Speaker 1: makes me laugh as well. But you're together, well I

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Speaker 1: pointed at a show, you guys are hilarious. I just

631
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Speaker 1: sit at my desk at work and listen and just

632
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Speaker 1: end up laughing at the entire time. Also, also, since

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Speaker 1: I'm a woman, and as lunch Box says, women don't

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Speaker 1: know sports, I appreciate that all that I learned by

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00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: listening to the show. Thanks guys for always making me laugh.

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Speaker 1: Kelly and Wisconsin will find out next week who knows

637
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: more women or men? Kelly was sitting on her desks

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Speaker 1: a little tease for the Bank show when you play

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Speaker 1: him an NFL trivia So what do you have to

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Speaker 1: say about that? All right? Said thank you it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what else you want me to say? I don't know. Man. Okay,

642
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Speaker 1: here's another one. Hey, coaches, So what's up? What up? Bro?

643
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: I've been dating this girl for two years. We just

644
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Speaker 1: recently got engaged. The truth is we met on tender

645
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: two years. Bro, you don't need to tell us that

646
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: we can just roll dude. Who cares where you met him?

647
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't care if you met him at a bar? No, no, no,

648
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: you know what I found out recently before you continue,

649
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: is that people are embarrassed to say that they found

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Speaker 1: found somebody that they truly love and will eventually get

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Speaker 1: married to. They're embarrassed to say that they met on

652
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Speaker 1: a dating net. Okay, this is really true. This is

653
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Speaker 1: where the email go which I wrote a song about it,

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Speaker 1: included it in the song That's how proud of tender

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Speaker 1: I was. It was a very tender beginning. I met

656
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Speaker 1: my boy. Billy said, man, you were kidding those long

657
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: blonde hair and that sweetheart smile, and then I was saying,

658
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Speaker 1: look at you shine in underneath the nash just sunset,

659
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: keep going, keep on, don't know, I only dance to it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say yet. So let's celebrate this special day

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00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: like you taught me to love a birthday, take it

662
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Speaker 1: ready and live a lives with I just have to

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Speaker 1: change the key on me, Coach, I go deep. Alright,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, coaches. So I've been dating this girl for

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Speaker 1: two years and we just recently got engaged. Well, we

666
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: met on Tinder, and in the beginning of our relationship,

667
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: we were embarrassed that we met on Tinder. So we

668
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: lied to our families and said we met at the

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Speaker 1: grocery store. Oh, that's the place we all meet the

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Speaker 1: old girl in the old CANTALOPI that's I mean, like

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Speaker 1: what she was holding up a couple of watermelons. I mean,

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Speaker 1: come on, dude, that's impossible. You don't meet anyone at

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Speaker 1: the girl And if you're going to meet a girl,

674
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Speaker 1: you meet her in the frozen foods. You may see

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Speaker 1: a beautiful girl at the grocery store, but you ain't

676
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Speaker 1: in a meter guys now with masks on. Although Coach,

677
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: it was two years ago. Coach, Remember coach, he met

678
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: girl at Walmart. I mean they went a few dates.

679
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 1: He really did. Yes, I guess it happens. So now

680
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: that we are getting married, I feel like it's time

681
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: we come clean to our family and say, hey, look

682
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Speaker 1: we really met on tender but my fiance is totally

683
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Speaker 1: against it. But I don't want to live in this

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Speaker 1: rest of my life like, but who cares? We're getting married?

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00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: What do you guys think? BROA, I got just what

686
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: do you guys think? I'll hang up and listen. Signs stup,

687
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: bring him up. Listen. They're bigger world problems right now.

688
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't know a global pandemic. People's weddings just getting

689
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: straight up canceled. I believe somebody here at i Heeart

690
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: it was gonna be a very huge wedding ceremony got canceled.

691
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: The city government made him push you back to December.

692
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: The fact you can have a wedding, bro, tell him

693
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: who at this point in our life, tell everybody the truth,

694
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Speaker 1: move on with your life because you never know when

695
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: that next strand of COVID is coming and it's gonna

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Speaker 1: kill us all. So bro, let me tell a little story,

697
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: try to keep it short. When I was in college,

698
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Speaker 1: my dad gave me a gas card. Not he would deposit,

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Speaker 1: you know, certain aount of money for calling my expenses,

700
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: but he gave me a gas card and I was

701
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Speaker 1: dating my girlfriend my wife now, and she was living

702
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Speaker 1: in Houston and I was living in Huntsville, which is

703
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Speaker 1: about an hour away. So I would go to Houston

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00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: have a read day every every day. And my Dad's like, Okay,

705
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: this gas card is ridiculous. What is happening right now? Dad?

706
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: Gas is expensive driving to college classes. So I told

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Speaker 1: him I got a girl that I drive to Dallas

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Speaker 1: to go see. And he was pissed. Super I'm Houston,

709
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: I mean super super pissed your name in every city

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Speaker 1: and the metro and he's thinking, you're in college, You're

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00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: supposed to be studying. What are you doing messing around

712
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Speaker 1: with girls? Like, well, like, don't be driving to Houston

713
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Speaker 1: every day of the week. That's where I was boys,

714
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: your boy no, your boys? Yeah, he was mad you

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Speaker 1: were messing with girls. So and I remember I finally said, Dad,

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Speaker 1: this is the woman I'm gonna marry. That's eep, and

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00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: he goes, all right, I can't argue with that. Was

718
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: so there was so much freedom I felt of just

719
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: like wow, I finally told my dad the truth that

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Speaker 1: I've been going to Houston every day to go see

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Speaker 1: this girl. And like he was finally cool with it,

722
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: and he said, does a great story to tell and

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Speaker 1: an even better answer to that emailer. And he said,

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Speaker 1: you know, like he gave me the green light, and

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00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: that to me, when dad gives you the green light,

726
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, I'm I'm winning. That's that's so.

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00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: So take that story however you will and do that.

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Speaker 1: Coach stew step up to the plate. Listen, guys, you're

729
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 1: getting married. It doesn't matter. Your whole family will get

730
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: a laugh out of it. Don't worry about they're gonna

731
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Speaker 1: be like, oh, you lied to us for two years.

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00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: This is a little simple lie that it's not a

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Speaker 1: big deal. And in today's society, online dating and using

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Speaker 1: apps to meet the one or meet someone, actually one

735
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: does it, and it's a lot more. It's accepted for.

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Speaker 1: It's not even like weird thing like my cousin met

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Speaker 1: her husband in nineteen in a chat room okay like England. Yes,

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00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: he lived in England, she lived in Chicago. Back then.

739
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Back then, it's very awkward to say I met my

740
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: husband or wife in a online was the chat room?

741
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: What was the topic? I don't even know. I have

742
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: no idea because my cousin didn't really ever talk to me,

743
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: still doesn't really talk to me. Is very quiet. They're

744
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: divorced now three kids. Whole story, But the whole point

745
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: is it's not a big deal. You're getting married. So

746
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: it worked. So you can tell your family, Hey, you

747
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: know what, we actually met on tender. We didn't meet

748
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Speaker 1: in the milk isle. Cool. Yeah, I never even I believe.

749
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: Originally we told our parents that we met through work,

750
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: which we kind of did because so we have originally

751
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: met on tender, but then we started going to events

752
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: because we both were in the music industry, so that's

753
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: where we got to better know each other. While our

754
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: first ever where we struck gold was on Tender, but

755
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: there were other are things that led to the starting

756
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: of the dating. You can say all that. People don't

757
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: need the exact square root of the pie, of the

758
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: exact moment and longitude and latitude that you met. Who cares,

759
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: Coach Ray? Have you told your parents that you were

760
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: living with your girlfriend even now you're married, now, yeah,

761
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: they know I was. But even when she would come

762
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: to visit, you would stage a bedroom at our friend's

763
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: house and act like you were sleeping there. See that

764
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: kind of a story never needs to be told. God, wait, wait,

765
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean that doesn't

766
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: need to be tolling? I mean it doesn't matter, I

767
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: don't Okay, Okay, tell them now, Okay, that's what I'm saying.

768
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: Like at the time, Yes, you would hide stuff. Look, look, look,

769
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: the point is that you could tell your parents anything

770
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: you want and they're gonna they're gonna either understand or

771
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: they're not gonna understand. But it's gonna be okay, because

772
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: that's just gonna be the truth. Because you're telling me

773
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 1: parents never came to your dorm room and you didn't

774
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: have a brawl. You had to hide underneath your bed. Coach,

775
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: I smoked and my id smoke in my apartment and

776
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: it would reek like smoke, and before my parents would come,

777
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: I'd try to fabrie and clean my apartment as much

778
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: like could. But it's like, you can't hide that crap.

779
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: You think you're doing a good job. You think you're

780
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: hiding everything. They're like, can you think you're hiding the

781
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: alcohol in your breath? Come on, come on, they know

782
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: by Hey, mom, I just did a bunch of mouthwash

783
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: this morning. That's like batter's box. Okay, about our loan.

784
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: So my house that I grew up, it's you go

785
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: up five stairs, there's a landing, you turn and go

786
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: up the other five stairs. What ward did you live in?

787
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: What part of the house? Uh, it's just a landing

788
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: where the dog would lay. It's not I don't understand

789
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 1: your did you ever go to the other quarters cars

790
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: One morning, my parents my dad comes down the stairs.

791
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: This is by the water fountain in the frame yard.

792
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: They find batter's box on the first set of stairs,

793
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: right where the dog and in his head is where

794
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: the dog lay. How do you get through the gate?

795
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: And my dad's like, hey, what are you doing? Sleeping

796
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: on the stairs like nonas just petting, nicky petting. He was.

797
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: It was passed out of course, and he thinks, oh,

798
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: I got away with it. And you think about it,

799
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: you know, fifteen twenty years later, it's like they could

800
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: smell the alcohol for sure. I remember. I remember coming

801
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: in and and like you know, getting in my bedroom

802
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: and taking my clothes off, laying in bed, and the

803
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: whole world spinning and I have to go to the

804
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: bathroom to go throw up. And my bathroom was right

805
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: next to my parents room. There's no way that I

806
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: was quiet enough for them not to hear me throwing

807
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,959
Speaker 1: up like I was, like, I was trying so bad

808
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: not to throw up loudly, but you know, they hear

809
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: all those things. My dad tells me a story about

810
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: he showed a room with his brother, so I got

811
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: to do a bush before you head into the house.

812
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 1: And he got in the room and he was gonna

813
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: be sick, and so his brother went and got a

814
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: pan from the kitchen, putd on in the pan, and

815
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: then my grandma came in start frying it up and

816
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: my dad. My dad said, he slid it under the bed.

817
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 1: It's like, everything okay in here, Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're good.

818
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: Where someone throwing up? No, no, no, I don't know

819
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: what that was. I don't know what that was. Obviously

820
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: she can smell the throw up because it smells the

821
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: whole room up. But she left. He was like, and

822
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: I had to throw up under my bed. I mean,

823
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: just like, you think you're getting away with something, then

824
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: you when you get all of your realized. Man, there's

825
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: I was telling this story the other day pretty funny,

826
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: so so sounds too funny to not tell twice. Prom

827
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: night I had gotten in trouble leading up to my

828
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: senior prom, like I forgot what I did. Oh, I

829
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: know what I did. My dad was out of town

830
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: and uh was what was his name? He went with

831
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: It was just my mom. It was just my mom

832
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: inside the house, and I had one buddy off. My

833
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: buddy Oscar called me up and saying, hey, dude, we

834
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: got so much beer. We just don't have a place

835
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: to drink. And I'm like, well, my dad's not here,

836
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: and my mom's like she's just watching TV inside. Meet

837
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: me in the backyard and we'll just drink in the backyard.

838
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, cool, me and me and so

839
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: and so are coming over. What if Mom goes to

840
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: look at the backyard, Mom didn't. Mom's inside like she's

841
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: not going to realize, like she she can't hear the

842
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: ten feet out in the back of We lived like

843
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: on probably an acre of land in the country. So

844
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: then Oscar shows up with like some beer. Well, there

845
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: are like ten other cars behind Oscar, ten cars, maybe eleven, twelve, thirteen.

846
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: The whole freaking school is showing up to my house

847
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: because because Oscar said, hey, we found a place to

848
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: drink and invited the entire school to my backyard. So

849
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: everyone's coming. And then finally my mom shows up. Can

850
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: I talk to second? The hell's going on here? And

851
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, you gotta understand. I don't know. Oscar

852
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: just invited to people. I have no idea to like

853
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 1: get everyone out of here, and you're in trouble. So

854
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: this was like a week or two weeks before Prom.

855
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: So she tells my dad. My dad's like, you're not

856
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: going to prom, like you're done. I'm like, senior prom,

857
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: Oscar's crushed. Oscar didn't give a crap. Okay, So so anyway,

858
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: I beg and beg and beg, and I tell my parents, please, please,

859
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: you gotta let me go to promland. We already have

860
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: a day. I got my tucks, you know, she's got

861
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: her dress, like I have to do this. And so

862
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: they said, fine, we're letting you go. I think they're

863
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: gonna let me go anyway. But anyway, so the rule

864
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: in my house strictly no more Sesame Street. You cannot

865
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: go to Mexico. Mexico was seven miles away. You cross

866
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: the border. Hey, when you're in high school and you

867
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: go to Mexico, guess what, no rules you can drink,

868
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: eat whatever you want. Like that's so that was the plan,

869
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: and I knew it. I knew that we were all

870
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: gonna go to Mexico Prom night. We're gonna go have

871
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 1: dinner in Mexico. We're gonna drink, and then we're gonna

872
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: go to Prom and then we probably go to somebody's

873
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: house for an after party. And that was gonna be

874
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: the night. So the number one rule in my house,

875
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 1: no Mexico. What do I do? Pick up my date? Wow,

876
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: we got dinner plans to go to Mexico. She's like, wow,

877
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: this is a little bit south of your house, isn't No,

878
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: she knows. I mean all my friends, we all got

879
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: reservations at this night restaurant in Mexico, and we're all

880
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: gonna go. And so I get to the restaurant park,

881
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: I walk in and the first person I see, let

882
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: me hold on, give me neither my two of my

883
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: dad's friends, the first people I see at the door,

884
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: they're pained to leave and they're like, Eddie, what are

885
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: you doing in Mexico? Man? Like, what are You're not

886
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: supposed to be here? Are you a couple of wrong turns?

887
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: You guys got food here? Just a restaurant. Perfect, And

888
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: these are like I'm looking at I'm trying to get cash.

889
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 1: These are my dad's bros. And they're like they're looking

890
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 1: at me, like, dude, you're so screwed. We know you're

891
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: so screwed. And we know that you know that ghost

892
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: you looked at him and you probably turned to ghost white.

893
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: What you do hand in the gas car? Hey, I

894
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: put I put my head down. I'm like, come on, man,

895
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: don't don't tell me, Like, God, don't tell you, dude.

896
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: We're not gonna tell your dad. Have fun, man, enjoy yourself,

897
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: all right? What your secrets? Good with us? So we parted.

898
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: We carried on party. Next day, we clear to your

899
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: dad beat her. Next morning, my dad's got his little coffee.

900
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: Hey had the last night? Go oh it was great dad,

901
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: thank you? It was good. Yeah. What'd you guys go eat? Chili? Chilies? Yeah,

902
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: like the one in Mexico. I'm like his sons of it.

903
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: They told him, and you know that they told him

904
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: that night, like, hey, I guess what we just saw Mexico.

905
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: You'll never believe. And again I was like, dude, I'm

906
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: Scott Free. Scott Free, They'll never tell him. These guys told,

907
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 1: they gave me their word. They won't tell my dad.

908
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: I was in so much crap. Yeah, you gotta remember

909
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: bros before kids. That's what I started thinking. So I'm like,

910
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, lunch, you've got two kids. You see something

911
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: like that with your your your kids friends or you know,

912
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: or you know your your buddies kids where you for

913
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: sure you would tell what I tell. If you saw

914
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: my son at a bar and he was underage, you

915
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like, dude, guess where I saw Junior. It's

916
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: whoever you're not. You're obviously gonna tell. It doesn't benefit

917
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: him to keep that exactly done. But you want to

918
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: be my son's friend more than my friend. I don't know.

919
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: It's not about being your son's friend. It's hey, we

920
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: did the same crap, so why, I mean, why am

921
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: I going to get him in trouble for the same

922
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: crap we did? Like that's up to the parent to

923
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: catch him. So you're just gonna take that one to

924
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: your grave. No, once you find out, I'll be like, oh, yeah, dude,

925
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: I think I saw him there, and then I'd be

926
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: pissed at you for not telling me. But I wasn't sure.

927
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: I think Coach I told you it's it's obviously they

928
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: had a great relationship. You said they were friends. I mean,

929
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: he's gonna tell them, oh, these were his boys. It's

930
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: like said, l this is like, this is like when

931
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: you're under age and you're standing out in front of

932
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: a comedian store trying to get someone to buy you beer,

933
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,479
Speaker 1: and you think, man, what's the big deal just buying

934
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: coach the guy trying to get the guy a junior supermarket.

935
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: He well, I'm just saying, you know what I mean,

936
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: you asked Rando's to buy you beer. Sometimes you always think, man,

937
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: what's the big deal? Just buy it? And then when

938
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: you get to that age, you're like, I ain't doing

939
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: that crap. You'll get arrested. Exactly what. You don't realize

940
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: that when you're under age and you think, guys, I

941
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: would buy it for someone that's eighteen nineteen years old,

942
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: who cares? And then when you're twenty four and someone

943
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: actually you're like, I don't think that's a good idea. Man,

944
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I can do that. How many times

945
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: did you buy a beer underage at a comedian store? Ray?

946
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: We in college we sent another guy we sent my

947
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: taller friend who looked like he was twenty one. He

948
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: would always go in for us randomly and help but

949
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: hook us up. You never did it. No, I didn't

950
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: look like the I D s. The one guy ended

951
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: up having to be the guy because with a beanie

952
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: he almost looked like the fake I D oh Jerry's

953
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: liquor store dude over off a duval and uh one

954
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: a three and straight up liquor store weekend. Not what

955
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: he was like. Um he was from like Lebanon and

956
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: right let me tell you he didn't give a crap. Yeah,

957
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,959
Speaker 1: that's kind of like the Duda Junior's supermarket did not care.

958
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: Or you had friends at work. We are senior year.

959
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: There was a guy that worked at the x on

960
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: on far West. Let's go in and get asked for

961
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: your I D to show him any I D. You

962
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: can show your own idea because as long as it

963
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: looks like on the camera he's checking in. I D.

964
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: Just remembered me and South Beach first day where at

965
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Texas State the first date day. Uh and this is

966
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: the one time I did go get beer under age

967
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 1: and South Beach said, hey, man, there's a gas station

968
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: right adjacent to our apartment complex, Sam Marcus, Texas. They

969
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: don't check, I d s. I walk in, there is eighteen.

970
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: I mean I probably looked fifteen, and I grabbed two

971
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: Keystone thirty packed the dirty thirties, rolled out. No idea

972
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: was checked, and then I believe a week later place

973
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: got busted. I had a weak window and I made

974
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: it boys and I got beer underage. Coach that that's

975
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: part of it too. Though. You can't get the cheap beer.

976
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: If you're gonna buy it under age, that's your giveaway.

977
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: This dude's buying the freaking twelve pack for four at

978
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 1: four ninety nine. This dude's not of age. Speaking of

979
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: cheap beer, I worked at Randalls in Austin, and I

980
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: told my buddy Josh, Dude, this is how you can

981
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: do a beer run. Here. Man, there's jobs, there's a

982
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: side door to a patio. It's like right by the cafe,

983
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: so there's tables out there. So it just looks like

984
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: you're going you just walk out that door. There's no

985
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: one ever there. So he comes in and jack some beer,

986
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: meet up with him and what does he have? Milwaukee's best?

987
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: That was the worst. And I said why the hell

988
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: did you steal that? And he goes, it was the cheapest.

989
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 1: You're still in it. It doesn't matter which what Oh

990
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: my god, dude, one time, what a line though, I

991
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: mean he left me dead, and night goes, it was

992
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: the cheapest. One time I was of age, my brother

993
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: and I were like, let's go to h g B

994
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: and get some get some beer. Like it's Friday night

995
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna hang out ever, eat food, ors drink?

996
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: Do we drink a lot? Breace? So is your brother

997
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: of age? We're both of age at this point. Story

998
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 1: about underage drink. But again, I'm twenty one and he's,

999
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: you know, twenty eight or something. And so we're at

1000
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: h g B and we're like, how much money you got? Man?

1001
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: I only got like five bucks? I only got five blucks. Crap.

1002
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: So we start going down. You know how they organized

1003
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 1: the aisle with the most, the cheapest and the most. Okay,

1004
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: So we start going down to poor, poor, poor, poor poor.

1005
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: There's a postal man there. I'll never forget this. A mailman. Guys. Guys, guys, guys,

1006
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: don't don't, don't do that to yourself. Just pick out

1007
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 1: whatever you want on that side of the aisle and

1008
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. Dude. I loved it, and I

1009
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I want to do that someday.

1010
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: I still have never done it, but but how cool

1011
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: is that? Though? That's a pretty cool thing to do.

1012
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: I remember being like, dude, this guy is legit. I

1013
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: forget he was still in his Malman uniform. Mo was

1014
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: his name. Actually, dude, that's a baller move. And the

1015
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: fact you remember it to this day, that's when you

1016
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: know you made an impact on society, even if you're

1017
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: buying a kid to some beer. We were of age,

1018
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: no I know, but what a nice gesture. He knew

1019
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: exactly what you guys were doing. Your in your pockets

1020
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: already pulling out dollars. She's like, you have no shoes on.

1021
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: He knows you're homeless. Been there. I mean, you have

1022
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,479
Speaker 1: the sign that says we'll work for food. And he's like, look, guys,

1023
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: i'll help you out. But we weren't homeless. Oh no, no,

1024
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: we're just just broke. I thought you could standing on

1025
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: the street corner, got ten bucks and we're going in again.

1026
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: Don't beer runs, I mean they're very hard. I worked

1027
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: at a gas station they're very hard to prevent. You

1028
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 1: can't really stop a beer run. You're not really supposed to,

1029
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: I know. And what's what I'm saying is what you mean,

1030
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: what do you want cameras? Now you can get busted.

1031
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: You probably in the beer. Yeah, I mean, dude, when

1032
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: I was at the gas station, it happened every week,

1033
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my gosh, if there's a beer

1034
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: run right down the license plate. Other than writing down

1035
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: a license plate that you don't ever even really see,

1036
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: so you don't even write it anything down, you can't stop.

1037
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: It's almost impossible to stop a beer run. Now yeah,

1038
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: I don't to this day, I don't know if they

1039
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: can stop beer run. And the employees are not supposed

1040
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: to stop people from stealing. So you when you're younger,

1041
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: you think, oh my god, they're gonna bust me. They're

1042
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: gonna bust me, but they don't care because it's not

1043
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: their beer. So what they can do is there's more

1044
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: cameras pictures of your car and if you ever go

1045
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 1: in that game tackling them in the gas station. Okay,

1046
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: so they write down your license plate, but aren't think

1047
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: going to like on a slow day, say all right,

1048
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: let's go catch let's go find that guy that told

1049
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: that age. Who's going to go find him? The owner

1050
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: of the gas station. No, the cops. Cops are trying

1051
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: to look after the beer runs, dude. They're trying to

1052
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: deal with political injustice, that this, that the other. They're

1053
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: not dealing with capital insert or whatever it is like

1054
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: every day like they have daily operations. Now they turn

1055
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: it over the fraud department. They don't ain't gonna go

1056
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 1: to your house. I don't know, man, you're encouraging people

1057
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: to go do not because you think that you can.

1058
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: Just Taylor and I'll try it this weekend. Let's know

1059
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: how it goes. Okay, do you hear that, Taylor? The

1060
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: point is this, you're gonna tell me how it goes. Listen, listen.

1061
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: The sucky thing is you can get buzzer. You could

1062
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: do jail time for a stupid beer run. So remember

1063
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: that with what I just said. You can you can?

1064
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: You talking about you? They're not going to jail. One

1065
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: of Billy's friends stole a protein shake one time inside

1066
00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: of HTB and went to jail. And I'm not kidding, hey,

1067
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: like a slim fast. Yeah, there was a protein right

1068
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: after they worked out and the guy stole it. The

1069
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: manager caught him and he went to jail because he

1070
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: stole a protein. So those proteins, shake powder things, those

1071
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: can be really expensive. That's okay, Okay, now you can

1072
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: get arrested, but you're not gonna spend six months in jail.

1073
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: As you say, jail time. He's gonna because you're a lot,

1074
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,720
Speaker 1: not locking him up coaching. I take that protein powder.

1075
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: Bro I needed a bro shot. My buddy Scott told

1076
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: me if you if you go to the grocery store

1077
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: late at night, you can get away with you know,

1078
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: beer runs, no problem. So okay, so we drive up

1079
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 1: to the grocery store, Randalls on one A three and

1080
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: Brian was messing with Randalls. Well, I used to working Randalls,

1081
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: okamation one of three and Breaker and Scott and Ryan

1082
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: jump out and they're like, dude, we just go fill

1083
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: up the car and we'll just walk right out. They

1084
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: won't stop you. And so they go and they fill

1085
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: up two shopping cars and they come out door opposite doors,

1086
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: busted bolt unto jail. Usually it works, except for that time.

1087
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: He was like, late at night, dude, there's no one there.

1088
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: They don't there's not enough employees. And I mean literally

1089
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: both of them cuffed and Scott tried to run. I

1090
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: got him, tripped him no because he had sandals. Sandals.

1091
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: So you're saying they might even be more heavily armed

1092
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: at night, Yeah, because there's there's less customers, so it's

1093
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: easier to concentrate on who's in there stealing a I

1094
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: mean freaking nineteen year old walks in there and fills

1095
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: up a cart bowl of beer. It's like, Okay, I

1096
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: know what this guy's up to. The only thing we

1097
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: did in college was we got so we go in

1098
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: here was the trick. We needed ice for the kids

1099
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: that we got right, We're having a big party at

1100
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 1: this dude's house and so we go and get ice.

1101
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: Buddy Dave works there. He's like, dude, the easiest thing

1102
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 1: if you go to the diamond shamrock, easiest thing is

1103
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: to steal ice. Shim sham. There's no there's no cameras

1104
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: in the ice, Like, no one cares that you steal eyes.

1105
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: You're talking about over at red Beards down by the

1106
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 1: sham shimp shamp red beers, dude. So he's like, see

1107
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: this is what you do. And we followed at his

1108
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: instructions and and it worked. We go pay for one

1109
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: bag of ice, while you go in and pay for

1110
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: the bag of ice. All the dudes are in the

1111
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: back low. I mean they're just three dudes taking the

1112
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: ice out and loading the truck up. We wipe that

1113
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: ice machine out and I paid for one bag and

1114
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: we go take the party and then we fill up

1115
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 1: all the kegs with ice, and then we still have

1116
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: like two hundred bags left, and we're like, what are

1117
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: we doing with all this? So we made a snow party. Whoa.

1118
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: We threw the ice all over the back yard and

1119
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 1: we're like, hey, everybody crushing now, we're having a snow party. Yeah,

1120
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: until the next day the managers like, guys, we need

1121
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: an express order of ice, and was extremely populate. And

1122
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: you know what's so funny is stealing ice. It literally

1123
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: is like fifty cents a bag. We had two dollars

1124
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: a bag on that. It's so funny that you think

1125
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: back in the day, like, man, I'm stealing ice. I'm

1126
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: getting away with a big crap. But you're like, yeah,

1127
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: you know, the manager was probably well whatever, Hunter Bucks,

1128
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't even feel like restocking that thing. We'll just

1129
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: put a closed thing on the ice machine for a

1130
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: little while a right before we go home for the weekend. Guys,

1131
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: got one more email. Hey, coaches, I'm currently listening to

1132
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 1: the episode Deshaun Watson role Play. I heard the voicemail

1133
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: from the guy who complained about you guys calling each

1134
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: other coach. I've been listening to you guys since the beginning.

1135
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan. I love how you call each

1136
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 1: other coach so much that I was inspired to name

1137
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: my new puppy Coach. That's actually believable too. So here

1138
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: are some pictures of coach. He would love to be

1139
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: the honorary Store Losers mascot. I'll hang up and listen. Thanks, Lauren.

1140
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: Let me see a little fur baby Coach. That's the

1141
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: cutest duck Coach. Will you please post that on Instagram?

1142
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: I don't have a screenshot, doesn't send to me. That's

1143
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: the I mean, he's so cute, Coach. That's awesome, Coach,

1144
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: come over here, coach. Pretty funny. Hey, and then when

1145
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: he gets older, you're like, coach, Coach, get away from that. Yeah,

1146
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: you have the trash coature. All right, I see that's

1147
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: all I got. What are you guys doing this weekend?

1148
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: You think chilling? Man, I'm telling you, I I got double

1149
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: head of the kids. Have you watching? Are you gonna

1150
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: watch the Are they doing a video? I think they're

1151
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: doing a video game Pro Bowl. I don't understand what

1152
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: They're not doing a real Pro Bowl? No, Corona. Uh,

1153
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: they played every other game. Why not play this one?

1154
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: That's not worth the risk? I guess. Okay, so I

1155
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: guess that won't be. But I do like the Pro

1156
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: Bowl to put on. I don't watch it, but I

1157
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: like having on the TV. So once in a while

1158
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: the kids look and be like, oh cool, Zeke Elliott.

1159
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: It ran for ten yards. Yeah. I think the last

1160
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: time I watched it was it's a shame coach. Yeah,

1161
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: that's not very good. All right. They used to pay

1162
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: me it would do remotes for the Pro Bowl. Not

1163
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: anymore though. Corona times. I would go to Al Deane's

1164
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 1: Bar and I would promote the Pro Bowl and people

1165
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: come there and watch it. Really Yeah, that was before coronavirus.

1166
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: That was what the Days US three went. Oh that

1167
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: was fall. We did a little episode from there. Oh

1168
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: that's when our fan base was huge. Huh. I remember that.

1169
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: We like people grabbing the microphone trying to yell at dude.

1170
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: That was awesome. There was that one real annoying guy.

1171
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: Oh the drunk dude kept putting his arm around me.

1172
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: All right, I have a great weekend, guys. Super Bowl

1173
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: Week next week, we're gonna try to have lots of guests,

1174
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: Ryan Hurt, thanks again for coming on. Uh are we

1175
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: really going to try and line up some guests for

1176
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Week? Yeah? Yeah, I mean radio this is

1177
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: gonna be just like Radio Role in Tampa. I don't

1178
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: you know. I bet they're not doing Radio Row this year.

1179
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: I think one time, can I tell a ten seconds story?

1180
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: We went to Radio Row in Indianapolis, Like, this is awesome,

1181
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: first time being at Radio Row. We got there a

1182
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: day after all the radio stations left. We're the only

1183
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: show at Radio Row and it was just an empty inside.

1184
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: It was very you saw all the tables set up.

1185
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: Anyone come and talk to well, we had to go

1186
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: drag people in. But yes, Boston Globe guy, Bob Bryan,

1187
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. I know you don't

1188
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: and I've told you the story. Oh Bill Ryan, Bill

1189
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: Bill O Ryan Bob Bryan from the Boston Globe great

1190
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: sports writer. He's on ESPN a lot. He's on you know,

1191
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: around the horn. Pardon the interruptions, Matt Ryan. No, and

1192
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: I went down the lobby and got him, and he

1193
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: came up and he was so nice. He was there

1194
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: and he just waited patiently read the newspaper. While I

1195
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: was waiting. He read the Globe. He was reading his

1196
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: own article. It's all about himself. That's a great outright.

1197
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: I have a great weekend, by everybody. A great weekend. Oh,

1198
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 1: I got a buzz, right man, great show, guys, good

1199
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: job Ray, Thanks. Audio was awesome. Dude, Hey, the gunshots

1200
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: still popular. As long as it is, we're gonna keep

1201
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 1: clicking it. Coach. That literally scares me every time you

1202
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: do it. You know, my brother accidentally shot a gun

1203
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: his apartment just recently. No, No, it's just the one

1204
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: time you go to jail. I don't know. He was

1205
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: cleaning it and just like that.