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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Friday

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Speaker 1: John Witherspoon August seventh through the ninth. Tickets are available

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Speaker 1: at Parlor Live dot com or call four two five

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Speaker 1: two eight nine seven thousand on the twenty I'm moving.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me. This is Christina. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? Christina? How are you? I'd like

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Speaker 1: to make a reservation for this Friday. Excellent? How many

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Speaker 1: people it will be for two? It's a special occasion,

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Speaker 1: A very very special occasion. Actually, how wonderful. What's a

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Speaker 1: special location? Well, it is a year anniversary. Congratulations? What

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Speaker 1: time would you like to come in? Oh? No, need

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Speaker 1: to congratulate me. Congratulations to you. I'm sorry, Yeah, congratulations

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Speaker 1: to you. I think, yeah, what it's our year anniversary. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have been watching you for a year

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Speaker 1: now as a Friday. Oh dear, I love it when

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Speaker 1: you laugh like that. Oh man, I totally had you going.

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Speaker 1: Who is I got you? Hey? My name is Seth mackerel.

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Speaker 1: I do need to book a special occasion reservation though?

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Speaker 1: I just thought i'd mess with you a little bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but how did you know my work schedule? I called

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Speaker 1: ahead and I talked to someone else. I said I'd

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Speaker 1: give them twenty bucks if they gave me that information.

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Speaker 1: I thought it'd be funny. That's pretty weird. Do I

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Speaker 1: know you at all? No, No, we've never met. I

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Speaker 1: was just asking who was taking reservations. I know you're

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Speaker 1: a classier restaurant, and I thought i'd have a little

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Speaker 1: fun with you. Give the old chain a tug. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That was fun, wasn't it. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I do need to book a reservation though. Okay, okay

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Speaker 1: for when this Friday. You want to know what the

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Speaker 1: occasion is because I'm kind of proud of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go again. What's the special occasion? I am

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Speaker 1: an adult star. Great, you might have heard of me. Nope,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I'm celebrating my one millions lay on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Well that's quite impressive. Yeah, me and a bunch of

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Speaker 1: my other porn star buddies, they're just gonna get together

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Speaker 1: and celebrate my millions. Okay, start, just stop. Look, I

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Speaker 1: felt that the first time. You're not a porn star. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got me. Yeah, that was a good one. I

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Speaker 1: had you going. Okay, I bought enough of this, enough

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Speaker 1: of your sake. Special occasions. Okay, I can't just stay

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Speaker 1: on the phone and I'm busy. I'm sorry, Hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: want my friends call a jokester upsets quite Yes, yes

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Speaker 1: you are. So do you need a reservation or not?

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Speaker 1: Because I need to go? I do? I really do

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Speaker 1: need a reservation. I just I'm sorry. I like to

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Speaker 1: have fun and I thought i'd just messing a little bit.

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Speaker 1: See if I can make you laugh. Notice I'm not laughing,

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Speaker 1: So I'm glad you're having fun. Oh okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: do need a reservation this Friday, six o'clock. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: is a special occasion. Oh, yes, I'm sure it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh what, let me just tell me what is this

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Speaker 1: special occasion. It's the anniversary of Hitler's death. Oh you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm going to block your number. I'm letting

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Speaker 1: you are not allowed to call here again. We are

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Speaker 1: not going to take calls from you, guys. You like

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Speaker 1: Hitler or something. I'm trying to celebrate his death to

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Speaker 1: see this game. It's not funny, and it's and it's

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Speaker 1: weird and it's really inappropriate. I'm really rethinking my reservation.

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Speaker 1: I'm rethinking. I'm rethinking my reservation. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: eat at a place to sympathize with knots. I don't no,

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Speaker 1: thank you, you just think. I don't know why how

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Speaker 1: you get off on this, but somebody came alive. Don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Hey, you're at work. You probably shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: swearing at the customer. We all have my limits, okay,

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Speaker 1: and your co worker Mike told me your limits. That's

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Speaker 1: why I did this phone call. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually jewel from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your buddy Mike set you up? Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He said that to believe you. Now, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to believes. He said that you take the reservations

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Speaker 1: for the restaurant and bet me that I couldn't make

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Speaker 1: you get mad at a customer kill him. Looks like

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Speaker 1: I win the bet. Oh Man, Really though, you should

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Speaker 1: rethink your stance on Hitler. Okay, I don't support to Hitler.

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Speaker 1: That's not what I heard every morning with weekday mornings,

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Speaker 1: the twenties call out to win three hundred bucks one

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Speaker 1: eight six six moving ninety two five