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Speaker 2: Oh finally, Yeah, we're behind, we're backlogged. I mean I

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Speaker 2: asked you, did you do anything in boom Er? No,

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Speaker 2: not really. We didn't do anything cool. And now this

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Speaker 3: Well you're not gonna like it because it's me bashing

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Speaker 3: golf for about five to ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad because we got about five to ten minutes

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Speaker 2: to bash golf because I have a golf story as well.

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Speaker 3: Guys, we're the Sore Losers Podcast. We're a spin off

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Speaker 3: of the Bobby Bone Show. We're from Nashville, Tennessee. We

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Speaker 3: both live in Nashville, Tennessee. We're called the Sore Losers

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Speaker 3: and we're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we oh the ones I thot you're gonna go.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it live. We're doing it live.

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Speaker 3: I hate doing that, so I'm trying to move away

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Speaker 3: from it. Why I just don't look because it's copying

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Speaker 3: Bill O'Reilly.

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Speaker 2: No, it's making fun of Bill o'reiley.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. Oh the one two? So losers?

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Speaker 2: What everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: so I give it a sports facts, my sports opinions,

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Speaker 3: We are ninety nine days away from the Sore Losers

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Speaker 3: Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, twenty twenty seven Mlkday weekend, the

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Speaker 3: same host city of the Super Bowl in twenty thirty.

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Speaker 3: This convention is in twenty twenty seven, brought to you.

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Speaker 1: By Freeland Sevroley. What of y'all?

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Speaker 3: Sison from the North, Alpha male, also from the West, Wyoming,

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Speaker 3: haven't recently I haven't always said that I'm from the West,

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Speaker 3: from the North, also from Texas, also from the west

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Speaker 3: side of Nashville, also from downtown Nashville. Former mayor of

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Speaker 3: Lower Broadway. Now I live in the country, a quieter life,

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Speaker 3: twenty minutes from the city. Cornfields and corn cobs and

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Speaker 3: a lot of shucking going on up there, y'all. But anyways,

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Speaker 3: I got a wife, We had two point three acres.

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Speaker 3: I got two kids in a freezer at Vanderbilt. They're

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Speaker 3: eggs and they need to be fertilized. Justin should be

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Speaker 3: checking on them. He moved to Michigan. He works basically

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Speaker 3: on a Dinghy on gun Lake and then goes to

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Speaker 3: the casino on Friday and loses twenty dollars of discretionary income.

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Speaker 3: But that's all I got. Coach over to you man,

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Speaker 3: he left his dog and your kids. Oh his dog's dead.

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, but yeah, Ray. Every year, it's amazing how

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Speaker 2: you get your hopes up, You get excited, you fill

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Speaker 2: out the application, you say yes, I would like to

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Speaker 2: go to the Masters. Please. I would love a ticket

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Speaker 2: to enter the gates in Augusta, Georgia, to see amen

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Speaker 2: corner up close in personal, touch that grass with your

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Speaker 2: and watch them attack the part three, watch them go

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Speaker 2: over Ray's Creek, watch them walk the hallowed grounds that

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Speaker 2: is Augusta National.

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Speaker 1: Forgot one what jim nantz The azaleas are in bloom

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Speaker 2: You want to see those azelias. You want to stick

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Speaker 3: I mean, every time every Sunday jim nantacs like he

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Speaker 3: just smelled Dottie Pepper's fart. He's like the Azalea. It's

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Speaker 2: Nothing else like it, Sunday at Augusta.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 2: So every year when it's time to do it, I

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Speaker 1: You, oh to the Sore Loser's account.

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Speaker 2: No, that would be we are the the Sore Losers

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Speaker 2: you for submitting your twenty twenty seven ticket application. We

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Speaker 2: Tournament Augusta National Women's Amateur and Drive Chip and Putt

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Speaker 2: National Finals. Unfortunately, your entry was not selected this year.

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Speaker 1: How many people get selected? Thirty thousand, that's a great question.

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Speaker 3: Let's just say thirty thousand people or fifty thousand, one

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Speaker 3: I'm imagining you probably have similar to a Roulette spin. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. Greg Oh rejected again. Garrett, I

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Speaker 1: Those are your odds.

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Speaker 3: So to say ten million people apply, they select one

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Speaker 3: But we'll get to see at Beth Page again with

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Speaker 3: So I was just thinking about this and this isn't

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Speaker 1: That was the fun part of golf.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so we decided to book a golf tea time

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Speaker 1: He had no idea and get he goes, why is

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Speaker 3: Because golf sucks, you're talking about an inch of difference.

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Speaker 3: the masters hell of a segue. First hole, I go, Boomer,

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Speaker 3: don't just don't hit it to the right. Boomer's got

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Speaker 3: a great shot, I go, dude, we're about to get

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Speaker 3: There's long grass. We'll never find the ball. Boomer hits

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Speaker 3: it to the right. Golf sucks, so we got to

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Speaker 2: That means Boomer sucks. That has nothing to do with golf.

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Speaker 1: So we're in this long ass grass, right, and what

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Speaker 3: The guy that we're playing with just like finishes up

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Speaker 3: next one. I guess, let's just drop your ball. So

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Speaker 3: already Boomer's popped up the ball. He's had to do

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Speaker 3: it's like all right, age, had a family kids. Hopefully

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Speaker 3: par three. He chili dips it, a great golfer and

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Speaker 3: Like what a waste of a hole. And so this

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Speaker 3: just unfair, Like golf's just so unfair and stupid. The

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Speaker 3: guy was actually a good golfer, wasted whole We're only

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Speaker 2: Next hole, well there's your problem. What playing nine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was one hundred ten?

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Speaker 1: This is three weeks ago. Can we do poll a

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Speaker 3: After the break? No, we got time, not after the break.

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Speaker 3: So we're onto the third. Okay, we who knows? I

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Speaker 3: I'm flustered. That guy's moving quick. So we go to

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Speaker 1: What do you know?

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Speaker 3: On the third it's a hole you have to drive

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Speaker 3: the hill, so you don't hit them. So I drive

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Speaker 3: all the Boomer's like, Aunt the way, where are you going?

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Speaker 1: Boomer?

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Speaker 3: I have to go see if there's golfers because you

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Speaker 1: So I go all the way over.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to go full Kane Brown on them.

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Speaker 4: No nobody up there, guys, And so then I drive

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Speaker 3: Yep, and everything was fine on that whole. Can't really remember.

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Speaker 3: It was an insane slope. So unless you, oh, of

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Speaker 3: course something went wrong on that hole. Boomer, great, first shot,

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Speaker 1: Will gradually go up onto the parking lot.

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Speaker 3: We can see his ball, we can see it, and

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Speaker 3: I go, boomer, Let's go get it right now, because

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Speaker 1: For the light of this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you see a ball in the parking lot,

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Speaker 2: don't think you don't think they're bad enough to hit

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Speaker 2: it the one hundred yards to the right of the green,

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Speaker 2: So you wouldn't assume that someone is playing that ball.

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Speaker 3: We go to the fifth hole, if you will, and

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Speaker 3: it's one of those holes where you can hit it

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Speaker 3: anywhere on a left fairway, right fairway and you're good.

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Speaker 3: Even the middle there's a tree line. I hit it

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Speaker 3: one foot to the right. It goes in some guy's yard,

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Speaker 3: and it wasn't even that bad of a shot. Love

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Speaker 3: golf perfectly hit, missed the fairway by a foot, and

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Speaker 3: it's already in some guy's yard. Why do they let

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Speaker 3: on the tour do they do that? So we finished

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Speaker 3: that one up, go to the other one.

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Speaker 1: We're on the sixth.

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Speaker 3: What do you know, we're just waiting for people, just

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Speaker 1: And Boomer, like I guess, does not to talk Boomer.

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Speaker 3: Boomer goes, oh, I commute. I go four hours. And

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I just let Boomer just like sink. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no need to save him.

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Speaker 1: And Boomer's like yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: The guy's like, man, that's insane every day driving four

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Speaker 1: And Boomer doesn't say anything. I go go.

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Speaker 3: He's leaving one thing out. He's has an apartment there,

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Speaker 3: he's gonna stay on campus. But it's an initial four

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Speaker 3: you got to learn the stories you're telling people that made.

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Speaker 1: No sense to him. He was so confused.

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Speaker 3: So we're small talking with this chump Boomer just playing

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Speaker 3: with clubs that aren't his, because what do you know,

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Speaker 3: golf sucks. You got to travel with your clubs. Nobody

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Speaker 3: has good lefties. So Boomer's hitting the ball fine, but

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Speaker 3: it's just missing, and so he's always chasing the ball

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Speaker 3: and it's it's one of those.

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Speaker 1: Not a cart path. So what do you know? Boomer

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Speaker 2: Oh, cartpath only is rough, dude.

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Speaker 3: Then we get to the seventh I wish I was

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Speaker 3: making up all these bad things. Boomer misses the green

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Speaker 3: by ten feet. Oh goes in the other fairway.

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Speaker 1: So what do you know?

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Speaker 3: He's sitting behind a tree. Hi, Hi there, mister, can

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Speaker 3: I shoot? The guys can't hear him? The guys are

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Speaker 3: about to drive him. Like, Boomer, get behind a tree.

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Speaker 3: You're about to get Kane Brown again on these who

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Speaker 3: knew it could happen this much?

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Speaker 1: So Boomer docks in. Then the next guy, Oh you

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so you guys are gonna one of the

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Speaker 3: who's gonna rush, then one of them's gonna be standoffish

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, Boomer, so go. So Boomer's rushed,

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Speaker 3: doesn't hit a good shot, He probably uh ice snowmanned

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Speaker 3: it and got an eight on the hole.

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Speaker 1: Me I landed on the green.

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Speaker 3: Whoa, it was my one par Okay, but I'm not

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Speaker 3: even celebrating the par Why because Boomer just got a

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Speaker 3: snowman because some guy was about to peg him in

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Speaker 2: Are you worried about Boomer?

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Speaker 1: Score?

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Speaker 2: Your score?

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Speaker 1: Both?

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Speaker 3: But also are fun. At this point we're not even

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Speaker 2: Good god, six holes in you guys give up on score.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: That's typically pretty standard.

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Speaker 3: But the eighth, I dude, I get out my hybrid

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Speaker 3: and the margins in golf, you'll hear me say this,

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Speaker 3: I may have missed by an inch and guess what

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Speaker 3: my club digs into the tea box, jerks my whole

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Speaker 3: back I chili dip it. I mean it was a

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Speaker 3: Oh no, and I mean my club's full of mud.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 3: It feels like I just broke my back because I

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Speaker 3: card over. I'm not even gonna swing this hole. So

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Speaker 3: I just went and dropped with Boomer. Didn't even play

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Speaker 3: that hole, paid for nine, played eight.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Then we go to the final hole. Wow, what

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Speaker 1: do you know?

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Speaker 3: All that frustration, I play my best hole, hit the hybrid,

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Speaker 3: because I'm pissed off that it's so sunny. We weren't drinking.

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Speaker 3: It's like a small course. It's literally right next. He goes,

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Speaker 3: I've never played scorchboard worse tenth. I'm like, okay, so

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Speaker 3: it's just right over there, right to that. He goes

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Speaker 3: other they are, and so I'm like, it's it's one over. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we already played that one, so that wouldn't be ten.

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Speaker 3: And he asked me where the ninth hole is? Originally

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Speaker 3: what he asked me, and I go the ninth hole.

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Speaker 3: The guy didn't know that, like the first nine and

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Speaker 3: sob he goes with the ninth hole and I was like, huh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's just right over there. He I think he still

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Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, you're playing the tenth. You finished nine.

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Speaker 3: Every golfer knows that. But then he couldn't find the

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Speaker 3: you said that you thought that was nine, but that's

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Speaker 3: actually ten. I'm yelling to a stranger, wasting my energy

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Speaker 3: because he doesn't know where number ten is on this

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Speaker 3: golf course. And so then me and Boomer, what do

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Speaker 3: you do? I mean, we just get back in our vehicle.

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Speaker 3: It's we've sweat the entire day. Neither one of us

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Speaker 3: had fun. Yard golf was way better, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: I look at Boomer in the car, both just sitting there, depressed,

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Speaker 3: depleted of it all energy, and I'm just like, dude,

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Speaker 3: golf kind of sucks, like I'd rather just play yard

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Speaker 3: golf and he goes dunt the way.

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Speaker 1: You're right on the way. Golf kind of sucks.

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Speaker 2: We'll take a break, we'll right back. The fact that

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Speaker 2: you think golf sucks. I'm worried about you. I mean, yes,

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00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,120
Speaker 2: that's what makes it so hard is the centimeter difference

436
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,439
Speaker 2: that it makes between a good shot and a bad shot.

437
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 2: We all have those days where we I have these

438
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 2: a lot where I hit the fairway off the drive

439
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 2: and then I get a triple bogey without even having

440
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,679
Speaker 2: a penalty because I chili dip it, I scaled it.

441
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 2: It goes over the green, back over the green, miss

442
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 2: the putt, miss the putt. Oh, I got a triple

443
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:40,879
Speaker 2: bogey and not even get a penalty. Hold on, So

444
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,160
Speaker 2: I'm what, uh, I don't know. I'm trying to drink

445
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:44,639
Speaker 2: some water.

446
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 3: Holy crap, man, I didn't know we were getting this

447
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 3: old on the podcast.

448
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 2: Yeah we might.

449
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 1: So we'll just smoke.

450
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you what also sucks. Man, you

451
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,840
Speaker 2: talk about golf sucking, I'm gonna tell you what we

452
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: did for this week. And we went fishing, and you'd think, oh,

453
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 2: that's so fun. It sucked. I really did kind of suck.

454
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 3: I haven't fished in twenty years because fishing sucks.

455
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 2: Well, I don't mind fishing, like off the dock at

456
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,439
Speaker 2: the lake. You know. All this is so fun. The

457
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 2: kids can drop it, they can cast it, they're entertained.

458
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 2: It's very cool. My son, baby Box two, got invited

459
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 2: to a birthday party on Saturday, and it was hey,

460
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 2: we hired a guy and he's gonna show us where

461
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 2: to fish on the lake to catch some fish.

462
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 3: And I said, great, hey's your story is starting right now. Yeah, okay, action.

463
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh what the flesh?

464
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 2: So we go to the lake and this guy picks

465
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 2: us up in his boat. He's like, come on board, blas,

466
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 2: we're gonna go noose and fishing. And the boys like, yeah,

467
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 2: we're fishing, We're gonna catch some fish. Let's go.

468
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh and there's three kids, yes on the boat your kids? No, no, no,

469
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: we're at.

470
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: A birthday party. So it's my son, birthday boy and

471
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: another kid. So three kids. So we drive out there

472
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: and we're driving and we drive like twenty minutes, like

473
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 2: when do we get a fish? When do we get

474
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 2: a fish?

475
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: What do you want? A dinghy or a boat.

476
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 2: We're on a boat like a regular boat. Oh, pond

477
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: tune d d d d du pond too. I don't

478
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 2: know the words. And we get to one spot and

479
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, not seeing a lot of fish on

480
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 2: my my little machine. Let's go over here. We drive

481
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 2: across the lake and we're like, all right, right, we're

482
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: the fishing bulls. He goes, all right, I get I'll

483
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: get him ready for you. And he gets them and

484
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 2: he does the casting and then he sticks them in

485
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 2: little pole holders.

486
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 1: Was this paid for? Yeah, tag dude.

487
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 2: And you just sit there and watch the pole.

488
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: Glad I paid for an interactive video game.

489
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 2: And then when you get a bite, you see it moved.

490
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 2: He say all right, there's something on there. And you

491
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: reel it in and we take the fish off and

492
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: we take a picture with the fish.

493
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: Throw it back.

494
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: Then he casts it, he gets it all set up,

495
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 2: he puts it in the holder, and you just stand there.

496
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: That ain't like fishing with Grandpa. With that, you get

497
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: some butt crack. At least with.

498
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 2: Grandpa you get butt crack. You get worms on your hand,

499
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: you get burns, you get catfish to the head, the

500
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: hook to the mouth, the hook to the mouth, the

501
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 2: hook and the dog.

502
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 3: Dad waking up at eleven am saying that he wasn't

503
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 3: even involved with the fishing.

504
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 2: Correct, you know, so I am just I was at

505
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: pickle jar to the foot. Yeah, it was a lot.

506
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 1: The worm, Dad, I need a full worm.

507
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need a full worm. They won't. They took

508
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,120
Speaker 2: a bite of my worm. So this worm's no good anymore. No, no,

509
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 2: it still works. No, No, I need a whole worm. Okay,

510
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: well we're gonna go through six hundred worms. This We

511
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: literally did nothing thing. We absolutely did nothing, and it

512
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: was a great concept and it was cool because we

513
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: did catch fish, like we did catch fish. But the kids,

514
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 2: what they want to do is they want to cast it.

515
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 4: Man.

516
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 2: They they're just to sit there and watch a pole.

517
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: So the kids, I felt, I got bored pretty quick

518
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: because the tour guide was fishing for you. That's basically

519
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 2: what happens. You go out with a tour guide and

520
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: they do all the work and all you do is

521
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 2: reel it in.

522
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 1: I mean, so what are the kids doing? Just playing

523
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: on their iPads?

524
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 2: No, they're just sitting there like oh, and they're trying

525
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: to grab the pole and it's like who oh, don't

526
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: touch a bowl. He's got a pole. Don't touch the bowl.

527
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, leave the pole alone. It's

528
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: got to be in the holder. It's got to be

529
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: in the holder. And so they just literally sit there

530
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: with their thumbs up their butts, waiting to catch a fish.

531
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Speaker 1: Do you think that this tour guide had kids?

532
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: No?

533
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: Okay, so no bedside manner.

534
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: No, he was a nice guy.

535
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: It was great.

536
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: It was like, hey, come here, you a little and

537
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: so after being out on the water, you know, it

538
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: was really hot on Saturday. So being on the water

539
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 2: for about an hour hour and a half, the kids, right,

540
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: can we just jump in?

541
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: And no, no, no way. The tour guide allowed that.

542
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was like no problem. He just he

543
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 2: reeled in the lines and they just jumped in and

544
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 2: swam him. And that was fishing on the lake.

545
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 3: So you basically paid a tour guide to take you

546
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: out so your kids could jump in the water.

547
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: They could just jump in the water from the shore.

548
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think you filmed this wrong amount vertical

549
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: you're talking about that's hamburger.

550
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: That's how you're supposed to do it for YouTube.

551
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 2: Oh going YouTube, you're not talking Instagram, bro.

552
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 3: I just filmed an entire thing in Vegas. Don't tell

553
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 3: me that I filmed the wrong direction.

554
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 2: I apologize. I didn't know you were going to YouTube there.

555
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 3: Every damn time in Vegas, I'm like, hot dog, Oh great,

556
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 3: where's the hamburger?

557
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 1: Here we go.

558
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 3: Let me hold it sideways by myself here in Fremont,

559
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 3: where some bums about to stick something up my butthole.

560
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so it was just an interesting concept, like

561
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: I love the idea, like my kid had fun, but

562
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 2: it was interesting. We only had two poles for three kids,

563
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: so then they're fighting over whose pole is what. Well,

564
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: there's only two guys, so you got to share them.

565
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: So what we do is like you'd get the pole

566
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: when there was a fish on there, and they'd do

567
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: five reels, hand it to the next kid, five reels,

568
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: next kid, five reels.

569
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: Well, Todd, if you paid over one hundred dollars, waste

570
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: money should have gone to the convention.

571
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 2: I didn't pay anything, And was not my son's birthday.

572
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: It was another kid's birthday, and another kid does love

573
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: to fish. So the dad was like, oh my gosh,

574
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: this will be great. And I think it was still

575
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: great I'm not trying to crap on it. I'm just

576
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: saying I thought the guide would let the kids be

577
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 2: a little more involved in the fishing. It was just strange, Like,

578
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: what did you want the kids to do?

579
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Man?

580
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 3: Cast the thing, put the boat back on the trailer,

581
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 3: and then and then Baby Box two is like, Dad,

582
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 3: where's my bobber? I don't see my bobber. I'm like,

583
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: we're not doing bobber man. We're you know, we're just trolling.

584
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: We just you guys didn't select that on the olive cart. Well,

585
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 3: I didn't select anything. I didn't know how it was

586
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: going to go, and.

587
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 1: So ei there.

588
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 3: I didn't select catch a stick on on the brochure

589
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 3: that you had.

590
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: My kid just caught a stick.

591
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they had live bait, like little fishes

592
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 2: in the little bucket on the boat. The kids, once

593
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: they found those, they were obsessed. Can we can we

594
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 2: fish with that? Can we fish with the libait? Can

595
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 2: we fish with the libait? No way?

596
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: The tour guide like that.

597
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, but don't stick your hand in there.

598
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 2: If you have sunscreen, it'll kill them. Okay, okay, we'd

599
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: be fishing a little bit. Can we fish with the libait?

600
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: Can we fish with libait? They might have said, can

601
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: we fish with the libait? One and sixty two times?

602
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 2: While we're out there.

603
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 3: Now, listen, here, are you a little interesting number the

604
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: MLB baseball schedule?

605
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, that's crazy. I didn't even do that on purpose.

606
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know on number eighty two NBA

607
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 3: basketball schedule.

608
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't know, maybe like seventeen NFL games.

609
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 3: I thought you were being scooby for a second. Freaking

610
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: everything's a number number twelve Byron Scott or they no magic?

611
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: No, that's Chess day and my sister's jersey numbers twelve.

612
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: Scoopa? Stop dude number two? Uh? Doctor j the founder

613
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: of basketball mean, scuba stop?

614
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 3: My soccer jersey was number two, number thirty three or

615
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 3: thirty two Shaquille o'neils number.

616
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, at least he's semi famous. Bro.

617
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: He was naming guys on the bench for the magic

618
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 3: and selecting their roulette numbers. I'm like, scuba stop with

619
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: the numbers, bro, even though Darryl Armstrong number twelve, scoopa?

620
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: What the dude put up two points?

621
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: Hey?

622
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: Brian shaw Seri.

623
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: Said, dude, you know what the crap he was talking about.

624
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and he but the tour guide or whatever.

625
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: He was like a fishing guide. I don't know what

626
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: you call him. He said. They get a lot of

627
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: bachelorette parties.

628
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: I bet he loves those a lot more.

629
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: He goes, Oh my gosh, he goes, there's not much

630
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: fishing on those.

631
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: What's he doing?

632
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: He said? They he's like a lot more interactive. He's

633
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: laid in the poll into the wat he said, it's

634
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 2: not more it's not really about catching fish. It's more

635
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: about just being on the lake. But they sign up

636
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: thinking they want to fish, and then he goes, about

637
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: twenty minutes in, they're just like, you can just drive

638
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: us around, and he goes, it's the easiest money I

639
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: ever make is the bachelorette parties.

640
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 3: He's like, twenty minutes in, no more fishing. Twenty five

641
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: minutes in, they're all topless.

642
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: I love my job. Hey, when is this one over?

643
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: He was like, he goes, what's craziest. I don't even

644
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: have to put a fish on my hook and it

645
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: just goes right in.

646
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Dude, how old was he art age? Yeah?

647
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: Sorry about thirty.

648
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: I bet he kills it out there.

649
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 3: He's got his shirt off, got a fish hook on

650
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: his arm bicep.

651
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: He goes, it's just they just, oh, can we drive

652
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: the boat? He goes, bachelrett parties, they act like they

653
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: want to fish, and he goes, I'm telling you, they're

654
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: just there to get They're just there to drink.

655
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: That's wild. They sign up for that. I guess maybe

656
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: to mix it up.

657
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: He said. The number one thing they say is, oh,

658
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: we just wanted to do something different, Like you know,

659
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 2: most bachelor parties are just going straight Broadway. We wanted

660
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: to do something different.

661
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: But then they hit.

662
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: Broadway, and then they hit Broadway and they just swim

663
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: in the lake and they drink and they that's it.

664
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: There's no real fishing. Every once in a while, he goes,

665
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: there's some girls that are really serious about fishing when

666
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: they come on the bachelorette parties, but for the most part,

667
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 2: they're just here for the boat ride.

668
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: Did you ask him how many times he's hooked up

669
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: on that dany, No.

670
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: I didn't. I should ask that. We'll take a break

671
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna find out all about circa and

672
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: circa prices. Right after this dude, back to Vegas.

673
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean, the stories always leak. It's a slow drip

674
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: when it comes to Vegas.

675
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 3: There's so much stuff that goes on there that just

676
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 3: doesn't go on anywhere else in the world. But I

677
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 3: went to Circa and I was curious, what does this

678
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: stuff cost?

679
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: Was it beautiful?

680
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, sun, I'm not nitpicking, legit. The sun has definitely

681
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 3: hit it, so like stuff that was supposed to be

682
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 3: bright blue is.

683
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: Now light blue.

684
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So it just definitely looks like boom, the sun

685
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 3: hits that thing every day.

686
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 2: Sportsbook inside the stadium seating pretty cool.

687
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: There isn't stadium seating.

688
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: The stadium seating, there's a stadium inside in the casino.

689
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: That's what I said. Oh, I said inside stadium seating.

690
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: In the sports book, it's kind of like.

691
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: I saw it. I didn't go into it. I don't

692
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: go in sportsbooks anymore.

693
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 3: But I went to stadium swim oh sportsbook outside of

694
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: the pools.

695
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: Yes, and so you can you go in if you

696
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: stay there. It's free. Really yeah.

697
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: I went the night before and the next day. Both

698
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 3: times tried to pay and they're like, no, do you

699
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 3: just take a risk and.

700
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: You stay here? Right, it's free.

701
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 3: Oh so lawn chairs are all free. If you want

702
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 3: a bed, you know, one of those day beds, Yeah,

703
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 3: five hundred, which is a tad more pricey than Jamaica.

704
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: Oh, Jamaica might have been seventy five.

705
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 3: Dollars five hundo, and that's just that's but that's food

706
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: and drink. So that's the minimum.

707
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 2: Wow.

708
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're not paying really to rent it. You're

709
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 3: paying for your food and drink, but you have to

710
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: spend five hundred.

711
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this is what every sportsbook's doing now.

712
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: Man.

713
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: It's making it impossible for the average man to go

714
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: watch a game in Vegas.

715
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 3: And then they have the cabanas, which just think of

716
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: it as if your buddy's got to pull out back

717
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 3: and he's got a poolhouse.

718
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

719
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: So they're mini ones though, oh you know they're not.

720
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not huge.

721
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: You can fit five buddies in it, gotcha? Those fifteen hundred.

722
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, and oh those were prices during the Open.

723
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: I can't imagine football Sunday, he said.

724
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 3: For the for the US or the what's the sowker

725
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: thing called World Cup?

726
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

727
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: For good already, man, it was massive in my life.

728
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 3: This past couple of months, World Cup and for footballs

729
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: type stuff.

730
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: The day beds are a thousand.

731
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh man, and the cabanas are twenty five hundred.

732
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm like twenty five.

733
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 3: There's no way five buddies can spend twenty five hundred on.

734
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: Food and booze.

735
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: I don't know how you would do it.

736
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: So they must just say, oh, it's it, we tap

737
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: out and they just charge them twenty five.

738
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: Hundred unless they get there at seven am and they

739
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: leave at eight pm to eat every meal, eat every meal,

740
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: drink every drink. I mean, there is no way you

741
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: could leave that bed. That'd be a lot.

742
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,959
Speaker 1: Eight am to ten pm, that's probably it. Those are

743
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: their hours. I went there the night before the ten

744
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: pm crowd.

745
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they closed the pool thirty minutes before, so maybe

746
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 3: it's open till ten thirty. Pools closed at ten. I

747
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 3: mean they're pulling bodies out of that thing. You got

748
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: girls throwing ten owls on and I don't think they

749
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: had tops on. God, I'm up there totally sober after

750
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 3: my flight. Yeah, and it's the people that just got

751
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: schlit faced.

752
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: Did you say your suitcase with you?

753
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 3: No?

754
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: I dropped off the room.

755
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 2: I'm just making Hey, I'm trying to set the If

756
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 2: you're walking around the pool deck with your suitcase, you

757
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: look like an idiot.

758
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, that's cool. That guy's mopping up

759
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 3: water making sure it's not slippery.

760
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: No, that was vomit.

761
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's gross.

762
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 3: And then they got all their slushy machines, any type

763
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 3: of like probably your Pina Colada, but that's tropical, but

764
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: Pina Colada red drink. They have four or five slushy machines.

765
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 2: Wow.

766
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: So they want to keep you a hydrated as well

767
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:35,959
Speaker 1: as cooled down.

768
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 3: That sounds cool, but you can till it gets hot

769
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 3: because all the workers have more to the workers in

770
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 3: a second, but they have buckets filled with water and

771
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 3: then a fan on top of them.

772
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 2: Ah. That was one of the gifts at the birthday party.

773
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: Like there was a gift bag and right when we

774
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: got there for the kids, it was full of candy,

775
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: had their own gatorade like squeeze water bottle with their

776
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: name on it, and a fan that you put around

777
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 2: your neck and it blows on you. Probably the worst

778
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 2: gift ever because now my six year old is obsessed.

779
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait before we go to the store, I

780
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: gotta go run back in and get my fan.

781
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: What it is summer in Nashville.

782
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 2: No, I understand, but it's just hilarious. IM like, dude,

783
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 2: you don't need a fan. We're going to the grocery store. Like,

784
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 2: we're just gonna go in and get some cereal and

785
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 2: eggs and we'll be out.

786
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: Never know, in the meat aisle gets hot, He's like.

787
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 2: I gotta get my fan. Okay, So he's got to unbuckle,

788
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: go back in the house, run back up to his room,

789
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: get the fan, come back out. All right, all right,

790
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: all ready, Oh dad, it's not working. I gotta go

791
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: get my charger. No, no, we don't need the charger.

792
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: We don't need to charge it right now. We're just

793
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: going to the store. We'll be back in ten minutes.

794
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 2: So he now thinks we have to take the fan everywhere.

795
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: I digress the staff. Yeah, the staff.

796
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: So the staff is definitely required to wear whale tails.

797
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 2: Oh boy, this is not bad.

798
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: And I would have to say I wasn't necessarily like

799
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 3: looking at the staff, but I mean, they're just flying

800
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 3: by me. This is the next day, the night before,

801
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 3: everybody was closed up. It's really just the crew cleaning

802
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 3: all the fluids off.

803
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: Totally understand what you're saying.

804
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: So the next day I'm chilling and I mean, guys,

805
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: I had the open on. I had no money on it.

806
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 3: Just it was semi interesting enough. It was fine to

807
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: look at. Baseball didn't start for two hours, but it

808
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: was just whale tail, whale tail, whale tail. Some of

809
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 3: the whale tails. Maybe they could have done a little

810
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 3: P ninety x beforehand. Oh, but I will say, an

811
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 3: interesting job requirement. Do they tell them that, Hey, if

812
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 3: you're gonna be a staffed here, you gotta be comfortable

813
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 3: with a whale tail. Have to because none of them

814
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: had coverage.

815
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: Wow? Did all of them have mountain ranges? Could you

816
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: see mountain ranges? Or I mean, I know you were

817
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: looking at the open, but did anything you know? I

818
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: mean it were they nice and tan? They gotta be tan.

819
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 2: They were definitely tan. I know you guys don't want truckers,

820
00:36:55,239 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 2: don't want an update on the dudes. I was jealousy Horn.

821
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: It did Horn. I was jealous of the dudes. They

822
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: all had the best tan because they've been out in

823
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: the sun every day for the entire summer.

824
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

825
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 3: The dudes are tan, whale tails are rocking and rolling.

826
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 3: Coup of them should have swung by the hotel gym beforehand.

827
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 3: All good, no worries the uh, I would say, the

828
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 3: ones that are more attractive, Yeah, I had an attitude.

829
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because there's frat boys rolling in five deep.

830
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 3: They got to spend fifteen hundred and they're giving a

831
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 3: little attitude. She's giving it back. She's like, well, I

832
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 3: don't know, if you guys don't want it, you don't

833
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: have to have it.

834
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: That's how we're starting the day. Yeah, And I bet

835
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: you those frat dudes. I mean every day, here's the thing.

836
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: Every day in that job. You know, you're getting hit

837
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 2: on drunk. As the day goes on. Everybody at the pool, miss,

838
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 2: you know, they're all starting to drink. Ah, you know,

839
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 2: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye. Met her

840
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 2: down and Aldeans and the Aldeans, and then they're like,

841
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: you know what, she's flirting with me. Every there's one

842
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 2: guy in every group. The things the waitresses with her

843
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: and hits on her and hits on her and hits

844
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: on her. So she probably gets annoyed then.

845
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: So she definitely was. And it was I went there.

846
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 3: You know, I woke walked in at like eight am,

847
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 3: so it was the early crowd.

848
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: You were the early crowd, not like on your bachelor

849
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: party when you said we were gonna be at the

850
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: pool at eight so we could get chairs. And so

851
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: my dumb idiotself rolled out of bed at seven point fifty,

852
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: went and got in line, a mile long line to

853
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: get in the pool. And Ray had to walk over

854
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 2: to MGM Grand because he wasn't even staying there on

855
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 2: his own bachelor party where everybody else was staying. And

856
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 2: I got like six chairs, laid towels on him, spread

857
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 2: my body across six chairs, just keeping them company. And

858
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 2: not a dang person from the bachelor party was there.

859
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: When they said they were gonna be there. They all

860
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: showed up at like nine thirty ten o'clock. So for

861
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: like two hours, I'm fighting these people off. Go ahead.

862
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 3: Never knew that story. Crazy the stuff that comes out

863
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 3: when you have a podcast, The Whale Tail. I will

864
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 3: share one story. She goes, so the guys were fighting

865
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 3: with her a little bit, and they go, what bro,

866
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 3: fifteen hundred dollars, we're just doing drinking like there's no wheel.

867
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: Were out all night like we're not hungry at all.

868
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 3: My boy's pretty sick. There's no way we're getting food.

869
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 3: Do you think we can reach fifteen hundred dollars for drinks?

870
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 3: And she's like, well, I mean a pinut claud is

871
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 3: forty and then if you want a bucket of beers

872
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 3: that's one hundred.

873
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: She goes.

874
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 3: It can get there pretty easily, especially if you're staying

875
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 3: to the afternoon. So they're talking like this at eight

876
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 3: am to each other. Gosh, the frat. Daddy's fighting back

877
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 3: on price, and she goes. She goes, it's a hard line.

878
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 3: There's no discounts. It's fifteen hundred for cabanda. They'll all

879
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 3: fill up, and that's your food. You're not renting the cabana.

880
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 3: That's just your food minimum. So it can bring you

881
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: all the drinks. You don't have to drink them. You're

882
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 3: probably gonna want some food later. And usually it gets

883
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: pretty close to that amount.

884
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: Uh hah.

885
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 3: It's the boys, but I mean a couple of them

886
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 3: are still straggling. They're not here yet. We're all pretty hungover.

887
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: We went to the club last night and my boy

888
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 3: got kicked out. He had smelling salts and they thought

889
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 3: it was cocaine. Obviously, I sat right next to him

890
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 3: because I want to hear all the eaves dropping and

891
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: the whale chel just not having any of it. They

892
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 3: ended up renting it though. Of course, Hey, is there

893
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 3: any stuff we can like anywhere we can put our stuff?

894
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 3: There's a locker for twenty five dollars, or you can

895
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: just keep it in your cabana. Nobody goes in there

896
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 3: where usually have security and we're usually coming by pretty

897
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 3: pretty near each other frequently.

898
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 2: Frequently, that's a good word.

899
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 3: Uh, Well, I mean we got my boys got rolllexes

900
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: and stuff like, we need a locker or something. Okay, Well,

901
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 3: it'll be twenty five dollars on top of the one

902
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: hundred and one thousand, five hundred dollars I got to

903
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 3: pay twenty five dollars for a locker. Well, I mean

904
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 3: you can set it just in your cabana and close

905
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: the blind the little shade thing. People don't go in

906
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 3: your cabanas. I'll be in your cabana bringing you drinks,

907
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: but guests aren't allowed to just come in your cabana,

908
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 3: so it should be safe in there, all right. Well,

909
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 3: I mean my boys got an ap audio pockette and

910
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 3: I got a roll ex so we're probably gonna have

911
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 3: to do a locker.

912
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: These things are like ten thousand to fifty thousand dollars.

913
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: Daddy's gotta get a separate locker for their watches.

914
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 2: I love ude. They're complaining about twenty five dollars and

915
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: they're rock and roll lex.

916
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: And I am sitting there by myself, just dying.

917
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 3: Lab It probably thought I was gonna rob them, but

918
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: I'm just hanging out oiltail, fighting back with some attitude.

919
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 3: But the uh, the whalers, they all are wearing green.

920
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 3: It just must have been maybe World Cup colors. Yeah,

921
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 3: but whaling grass if I don't know the beds. But

922
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: if you buy the cabana you got whalers bring your drinks,

923
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 3: you're not getting them wow. Otherwise you have to walk

924
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 3: all the way to the front of stadium swim to

925
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 3: get your drinks. So you're really paying for the fifty nine.

926
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 3: I'm guys, this isn't a promotion, it's not an ad,

927
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,919
Speaker 3: But you're paying for the whaler to bring you every drink,

928
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: Bloody Mary, starting with to the mixers, to the slushies,

929
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 3: to the beers instead of having to walk to the

930
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 3: front but there you go. There's your update on Stadium Swim.

931
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 2: Guys, man, sounds like a great time in Vegas.

932
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 3: I wish I had another boy there at least to

933
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 3: laugh at this stuff with, because I mean, I'm it's

934
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: just I'm experiencing this stuff all solo mission. I'm like,

935
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 3: I was about to be like, hey, bros, I mean

936
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: you want to add me, we can split the bill

937
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 3: a little bit more.

938
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 2: Oh, and then they could have come and support you

939
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: at the Papa shot.

940
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 3: And then I'd have a whaler for service and said

941
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 3: every time I wanted to water, I'd walk all the

942
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: way to the Stadium Swim and they had the water

943
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 3: cups were distinct green water cups.

944
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: Oh embarrassing.

945
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 3: Anytime you were carrying it. It didn't look like a

946
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 3: mixed drink. It didn't look like a Tito's. It was

947
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 3: obvious to the entire crowd at Stadium Swim. I was

948
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 3: only drinking waters, going and sitting by myself in the

949
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 3: pool about five feet away from the cabana because I

950
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,879
Speaker 3: was not able to afford the cabana life.

951
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 2: How was the water?

952
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: Was it warm?

953
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 4: Cool?

954
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: Nice?

955
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 1: Water? Was cold? Oh?

956
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

957
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 3: And that sun I was an hour in it, and

958
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm baking. Had to shift a little

959
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 3: bit to the shade. Yeah, I went so early, dude,

960
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: so it was still shade.

961
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: Good.

962
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: Good.

963
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 2: Ah, you guys have a good Wednesday. Were out, man,

964
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: that's that's interesting. And we got an email says, hey,

965
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: do y'all still sell the coach t shirts? Thanks Brian? Yeah, Brian,

966
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: we still got them. Man, they're fifteen bucks apiece. You

967
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: just let me know what size you need. We are

968
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 2: the sore Losers at gmail dot com and we'll get

969
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 2: that mailed out right away. So you we'll get it

970
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: mailed out. Man, just let me know what you need.

971
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: They do make the pools there, Yeah, so they're how

972
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: do I say this? They're like perfect level. They're not

973
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 2: like too deep, not too shallow. Yeah, because they want

974
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: people just standing in it. Not a lot of people

975
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: are swimming. It's more just standing.

976
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: Correct.

977
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 3: There was a nerd swimming that stadium swim he got

978
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 3: the wrong memo. The uh they make the pools, How

979
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: do I say this properly? They make them the right

980
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 3: height so couples can easily kiss. Yeah, Because as I

981
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: was walking around by myself, I was like, well, that

982
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 3: couple's making out. Oh, that couple is groping each other. Well,

983
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 3: that couple has their tongues down each other's throats. That

984
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 3: couple may be banging, And there.

985
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: You are with your green cup by yourself, and they're like,

986
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 2: there's that loser with this green cup.

987
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 3: You were watching the Open and then I'm watching Rory

988
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 3: McElroy up there on the screen. Baseball didn't start for

989
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 3: a while. They had tennis on and the golf. That's

990
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 3: why the stuff was as cheap as it was.

991
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 2: I understand. Yeah, there's nothing. It was a kind of

992
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: a dead period.

993
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, Homie told me, oh, if it's high demand, he

994
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: goes definitely goes up a thousand. I'm like, good, Like,

995
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 3: what's even more high demand than football? I guess super Bowl?

996
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: Oh, super Bowl, there's no because it's too cold those people.

997
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 2: Stadium swim is not opened during the Super Bowl. But

998
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 2: no chance.

999
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: I guess if it's a massive Sunday night football or

1000
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 3: a Sunday football game.

1001
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: I mean, you could be thirty five hundred for a cabana.

1002
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 2: My name's Benn, and I'm not in it.

1003
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: My name's Paul. It's up to y'all. H my name

1004
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: is My name is stadium swim. It's up to Tim.

1005
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: My name is Gosh, I want to think it, so

1006
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: I was trying to rhyme with gotta Go. My name's

1007
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 2: I'm Gonna.

1008
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 3: I'm a Nashville laddie. That's up to frat daddy. I'm

1009
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 3: not doing that, Okay, m