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Speaker 1: I refuse to return my boyfriend's five thousand dollars gift

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Speaker 1: because he's an insecure simp.

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Speaker 2: He deserves am I day whole.

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Speaker 3: Sims deserve to be stolen from, steal their girlfriends, steal

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Speaker 3: their watches.

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Speaker 2: Their watches. Wow, what a specific threat it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want them to know the time I'm

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Speaker 3: leave them without time.

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Speaker 2: I guess so. Well, wouldn't they want to know the

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Speaker 2: time you're coming?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't want them to know that. I want

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Speaker 3: them to be surprised.

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Speaker 2: So they can father your child.

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Speaker 3: I want them to father my child because they're so

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Speaker 3: because I don't want the responsible what time are you coming?

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Speaker 2: Overtaking the simps and then making that's true.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, if they don't know what time I'm coming,

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Speaker 3: then they don't know if it's their child or my

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Speaker 3: child exactly.

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Speaker 2: And then they have to raise your child because there's

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Speaker 2: a simp.

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Speaker 3: Right yep, sims raised my child unless.

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Speaker 4: Baby Daddy Hunters comes in solves the case, that's right,

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Speaker 4: comes all right?

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Speaker 3: So I someone said on someone commented the other day,

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Speaker 3: can you really stop with the sex jokes and I'm like, bro,

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Speaker 3: what channel do you think you're on? Like, what world

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Speaker 3: do you fucking think you're on? We actually want to

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Speaker 3: call them out dot wow d A U g H

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Speaker 3: T wow. I wish you'd start with the sex jokes

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Speaker 3: all the time. This is a sexual podcast apparently. If

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Speaker 3: you can't handle sex jokes, but I don't know why

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Speaker 3: you're here.

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Speaker 1: How do you handle telling people telling you to stop

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Speaker 1: doing sex jokes?

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Speaker 3: More sex jokes, sex jokes. It only fuels my sex drive.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 4: Tell those jokes. You're just rearing. I'm rearing, I'm mounting.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm in a heat, like a dog in heat. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we'lls read the story.

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Speaker 1: So, I female, twenty five, have a friend Logan, male

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Speaker 1: twenty five, and we've been friends since we were seven

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Speaker 1: or eight. Maybe this might be the biggest YouTuber on

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Speaker 1: the planet. I have a boyfriend, Matt, who I've been

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Speaker 1: I had dinner and I had a dinner party for

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Speaker 1: some friends before we all went out to a club.

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Speaker 1: There were eight of us, including Logan and Matt. We

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Speaker 1: had a little bit of a gift opening before dessert,

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Speaker 1: and Logan gifted me an old copy of The Great Gatsby, Great, great,

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Speaker 1: great movie. Class I ever read the book, but I'm

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Speaker 1: assuming it's a good book. I feel like I started

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Speaker 1: reading the book and then I stopped because I was lazy.

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Speaker 3: And I just watched Leonardo DiCaprio instead. I mean, bro

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Speaker 3: way better fucking swanky. He's like, oh, god.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's like fireworks going on. I noticed your

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Speaker 1: twenty five. Let's have a chat.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I noticed you were twenty five. Let's

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Speaker 3: stop talking. Yeah, it's only twenty four and below for Leo.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's how is the magic number? Where he's just

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Speaker 3: like you. I forgot that twenty five? Is your retirement?

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Speaker 3: Is fully di.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: The book has a special significance to us because for

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Speaker 1: many years Logan and I lived in different countries. We

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Speaker 1: kept in contact, but we didn't see each other in

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Speaker 1: person for about four years. Wow, that is a long

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Speaker 1: long distance relationship.

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Speaker 3: We didn't see Wait, they didn't see each.

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Speaker 2: Other for four years in person for four years and

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Speaker 2: they were dating.

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Speaker 3: Yes, wait they were dating and no no, they were friends.

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Speaker 1: Yes I think they were friends. Act they were friend yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we finally got our parents to agree for me to

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Speaker 2: We were talking about what we were going.

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Speaker 1: To do on the visit, and I really wanted to

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Speaker 1: go and see The Great Gatsby movie, which had just come.

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Speaker 2: Out, and it's my favorite book. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Logan had never even heard of it, and I said

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Speaker 1: that he had to read it before we went to

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Speaker 2: Logan was never academic.

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Speaker 3: Because he's never academic, that's the way to say that

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Speaker 4: And to this day, it is the only fiction book

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Speaker 3: Wow, well maybe it's the only fiction book. And he's

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Speaker 3: read like a lot of historical I mean memoirs that

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Speaker 3: that could be. He could just be like more guy

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Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, like fiction, Like I want to

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Speaker 3: of Dallason Mandela.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I about Alexander Hamilton. Yeah, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: the real freaking.

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Speaker 3: Meat of it.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, real people. Stupid Logan.

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Speaker 1: When I ever asked him to do me a favor,

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Speaker 1: he always replies, I read The Great gats before you, so.

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Speaker 2: I may as well. And it's a running joke.

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Speaker 1: We always go big on birthdays, but this book means

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Speaker 1: so much to me. The day after, Matt said he

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Speaker 1: felt the book was an inappropriate gift because of how

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Speaker 3: Wait, wait, so the book it's like a first edition copy?

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Speaker 3: Or wait I'm con used.

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Speaker 1: Yeah Logan, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So her boyfriend Matt

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait, so Opie has a boyfriend, not logan friend, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Logan's friend. And then there's Opie's boyfriend, Matt, whose the

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Speaker 3: name is Matt. Yes, Logan gave op a gift and

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Speaker 3: it was was it a first edition? Like? What was

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Speaker 3: what was special by the book?

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Speaker 2: I think I guess somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we get the most specific granular details,

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Speaker 1: but I think it was worth five thousand.

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Speaker 2: Tell me everyone asked me about the book.

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Speaker 5: It's a nineteen twenty five edition, well known to be

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Speaker 5: fairly rare.

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Speaker 2: The prices fare, if you ever, everyone wants to know

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Speaker 2: the price of the range is somewhere in the middle.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say the exact amount.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So Opie's friend got a nineteen twenty five edition

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Speaker 3: of The Great Gatsby, op's favorite book, possibly worth around

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Speaker 3: five grand Riley, Is that true? Five grand? The first

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Speaker 3: the rare first edition I sold for between.

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Speaker 2: That's the first Soldier. Whoa, Yeah, that's not this one,

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Speaker 2: but like that's I guess book. That kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's one of the most famous books.

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Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. I'm like, who could

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Speaker 2: prepare my that much for a book I ever heard of?

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Speaker 2: The library.

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Speaker 3: Point is, the thing is a little expensive, yes, And

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Speaker 3: it's making the boyfriend feel like shit because he's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: like I got her like a heart shaped netflix or

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Speaker 3: necklace from Kay's jeweler.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And here he is getting her like the perfect gift

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Speaker 1: Kay's jeweler. Try clayers. Yeah, little chain mark all over neck.

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Speaker 3: But dude, yeah, I mean, like I see the boyfriend's

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Speaker 3: my game, babe.

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Speaker 4: I can only get you things that are in Amazon

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's all I'm thinking ahead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in the moment, babe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think the boyfriend's being insecure for sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I see why because this is like the perfect gift.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's the cost, but it's also the sentimental, thoughtful.

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Speaker 2: Like it's off the charts, off the chart, off the charts.

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Speaker 1: I tried to explain to him that it is just

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Speaker 1: but Matt said he feels weird about another man gifting

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's what it's probably costs like ten grand,

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Speaker 3: fifteen grand.

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Speaker 1: I have to twenty grand. Yeah, maybe ten grand. Maybe

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Speaker 1: like I guess like a Prius is like twenty grand. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Like six okay, I probably ten grand ye.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that that is I'm not gonna lie a

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Speaker 4: crazy amount of money to drop on a just a front.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that is in like pretty fucking insane.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of mine.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how would you feel if like one if

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Speaker 4: Be kind of strange. It depends. Can I enjoy it too?

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Speaker 4: Then i'd bean it's it's a book, the first generation.

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Speaker 1: Fuck a book. I need a jacuzzi. Yeah, then I'm

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Speaker 1: like it's all good.

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Speaker 3: Like like what if it's like the equipped, Like what

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Speaker 3: if it's like jewelry or I mean that's what that's

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Speaker 3: I mean it's not quite jewelry. Jewelry is more like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a book.

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Speaker 1: It also depends because like we've talked about before, like oh,

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Speaker 3: So if it's like that, this is like this is

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Speaker 1: It would definitely be like, yo, this is a little crazy,

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Speaker 2: It is a good friend.

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Speaker 3: But I got a Christian like a very expensive motorcycle

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Speaker 2: Was it ten thousand dollars? Ten thousands? And he doesn't

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Speaker 1: That's true. So hey, but he's got a hole that

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Speaker 1: he does. Well, let's let's find out. There's bound to

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Speaker 1: be more. This argument went on for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and Matt said that he thinks that I should return

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Speaker 1: both of us that Logan can keep him, I told

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Speaker 1: him to grow up. We've been having this fight on

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Speaker 1: and off for a week. Matt is saying that it's

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Speaker 1: Logan straight. We don't know, We don't know. Matt saying

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Speaker 1: that it's reasonable for him to be uncomfortable, but I

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Speaker 1: think he's being a jealous child. It's not like Logan

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Speaker 1: gave me a giant diamond necklace just to show off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the diamond acus would be like way more, way

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Speaker 3: more direct.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he gave me something heartfelt that means the world

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Speaker 1: he deems as an acceptable budget. My mother is saying

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Speaker 1: one day Matt is more secure, I can take it back.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, that's hilarious. My dad is saying that Matt's

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Speaker 1: You know, I mean maybe this guy's like crazy balling,

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Speaker 2: That's the thing. And I think it's actually could be

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Speaker 3: It's just like I could see being a little insecure

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Speaker 5: Riley is, there is a love triangle.

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Speaker 2: You got the great gash that has a lot of money.

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Speaker 3: Later a second, he's trying to get with your girl.

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Speaker 3: That is dude. I think you just cracked it. He

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Speaker 2: Now you just potted hard as fuck. Dude. That was dude.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now if this is happening to me, I'm like, yo,

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? Michael?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you wanna can I can? I ask you a

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Speaker 2: Drop everything? Have you read The Great Gatsby? Okay?

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Speaker 3: All right, career squat squat squat right here really quick? Okah,

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Speaker 3: all right, Michael, you're in a relationship, yes, okay, so

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Speaker 3: The Great Gatsby, Right, and not only bought the book,

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Speaker 4: Feel, especially within the context of what The Great Gatsby

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Speaker 2: Torn, you know, I'd be a little torn charge to

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Speaker 3: And then, like Riley was saying, it's like like The

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Speaker 2: I think it's a clear message.

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Speaker 4: I think we all know what he's trying to say,

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Speaker 4: all right, I think we all know it's It's not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, like.

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Speaker 3: Matt hasn't read the book, he doesn't know what it's about. Right,

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Speaker 3: Oh good, that's the boyfriend of op.

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Speaker 2: Well that's that's a good place to start that, I

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Speaker 1: I have to imagine he's familiar with it because it's

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Speaker 2: Logan read it, but he's not super but I don't

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Speaker 2: she never mentioned it. Matt read it. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If Matt hasn't read it, he's toast ye yeah, Rich,

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Speaker 3: Well, Logan has only read this book. He hasn't read

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Speaker 4: I guess he used as like an instruction manual, right Rich, Now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: He was like, he was like how to book. It

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Speaker 2: get out? Yeah, by a self help book? Hell no, great, Gatsy,

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Speaker 2: way way better. Wow? Okay, were we flipped? This is?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We flipped. This is trying to steal your girl?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Is there there's an edit though? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's juicy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Michael, do you want to sit with us for

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Speaker 3: the edit? Here we go, surprise guest, Surprise guest. Michael

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Speaker 1: Okay, so edit for everyone asking about the book, It's

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Speaker 1: a nineteen twenty five edition, as Riley mentioned, well known

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Speaker 1: to be fairly rare. The price is very but it's

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Speaker 1: a much juicier update. First update, Matt and I have

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Speaker 2: He never read The Great Guest. Yeah, her favorite book,

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Speaker 2: logan literally having read no books. Ever reads it. We

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Speaker 3: That's what makes it worse is he's never read a book,

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Speaker 3: so he really had to try to find this antique book.

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Speaker 3: I have this friend that I've known for like years

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Speaker 3: like like a there's never any relationship, but we were

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Speaker 3: you go.

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Speaker 2: She's watching this, She's not.

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Speaker 3: I think I was vague enough.

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Speaker 1: The Sam's Love Chronicles is getting very his heating up

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Speaker 3: Lot to introduced them, and I'm very happy for them.

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Speaker 4: It's like that like Charlie Day scene, and it's always yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's exactly.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, we're just gonna have to create a spinoff show

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Speaker 1: at this point, like it's just too much. So he

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Speaker 3: What what's the L bomb? That she's oh, oh oh love?

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Speaker 2: I think so?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought lesbian too, right, they said lesbian votes lesbian?

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Speaker 2: Who votes literature?

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Speaker 4: Damn?

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Speaker 2: He reading?

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Speaker 1: And I did not respond in kind. That was the

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Speaker 1: like I love you. She didn't respond. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: what's he gonna say? I'm you say you're lesbian girl?

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Speaker 1: No, that's not what he's saying now that I think

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Speaker 2: Her current boyfriend? She's breaking up with Matt? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Wait, so Matt said the L word that I love you.

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Speaker 1: She just didn't respond. Period. She did and respond, and

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Speaker 1: I forget his logan? Logan okay, logan Paul. So we

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Speaker 2: We're we're building up.

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Speaker 3: We're going through the boyfriend and please release the gas.

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Speaker 2: The friend and he came to get his things.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if she was like, your shirts have always

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Speaker 5: been so nice. This is why we needed Michael on

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Speaker 5: the podcast, your shirts. I would like us to stay friends.

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Speaker 5: I still like him so much, but I know that's

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So Matt old boyfriend toast in the friend zone.

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Speaker 3: In the friend zones and once in the friend zone,

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Speaker 2: We could be cooking. It's coming. It's coming. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Literally, I told my mom about to break up, and

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Speaker 4: So long, right, I know when your mom says disposable. God, damn,

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Speaker 3: In The Great Gatsby? Is that true?

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Speaker 2: I'm wondering if good Catch Riley, Good Catch.

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Speaker 1: Damn Riley is producing just on eleven today. This might

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Speaker 1: be we might be being bamboozles.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, well, we'll keep We'll keep going.

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Speaker 4: She thought, because I'd been with Matt so long, she

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Speaker 4: thought that he might not be disposable, and she carns.

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Speaker 2: Out she was right, and she kicked him to the curb.

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Speaker 1: And she got caught up in that. I think I

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Speaker 1: was hearing that I wasn't even ready to say I

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Speaker 2: great question.

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Speaker 3: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we do. Seven months Okay.

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Speaker 1: Seven months, Yeah, it's it's probably due.

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Speaker 1: it's like, why are you spending so much time on

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Speaker 2: Two months it's like you get all over your head, right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: two to nine months, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think i've historically, I think I actually was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on too, me and Logan, no way, let's go. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: You ever thought deeply about the relationship, But like before then, I.

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Speaker 4: Heard that as that first line a whole wealth, which

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Speaker 2: And a whole wealth as well. Damn. Michael came to

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Speaker 2: play today Michael and Riley just carrying the pod grade gads,

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Speaker 2: but you got a whole wealth?

444
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Speaker 3: You really do?

445
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 2: You really do? Oh my god.

446
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: It brought up a lot of memories and feelings, and

447
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 1: I did end up talking to Logan about it and

448
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: telling him about the original post. I ended up making

449
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 1: a note of some people's questions that they were asking him.

450
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: I really wish I conclude all his answers here, because

451
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: I think his responses were pretty funny.

452
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 4: That said, he was just too busy staring at this

453
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Speaker 4: green light across the water.

454
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Speaker 2: It was really weird.

455
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: Dude, your deep cuts are getting too deep. We're deep

456
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: in it, baby, that said, with a word limit.

457
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 2: I'll keep these answers short. Here we go.

458
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: Logan did not buy the book as a way to

459
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Speaker 1: express romantic interest.

460
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 2: And the plot was not relevant to his choice to

461
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 2: purchase it. Oh, come on, the bullshit, what do we think?

462
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 2: What do we think? Bull What do you think?

463
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 4: Cover his tracks or just like a genuine defist golden

464
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 4: retriever energy vibes.

465
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Speaker 2: It could go either way. I mean I lean towards

466
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Speaker 2: covering his tracks.

467
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, covering also like if there's a time to not

468
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 3: like uncover your tracks, it is now like this is

469
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 3: the golden opportunity, right, So maybe he is telling the truth.

470
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Speaker 3: It's just such a ridiculous like a ten thousand dollars

471
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Speaker 3: gift with a person made a relationship with the context

472
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Speaker 3: of the book being the same as the love triangle

473
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Speaker 3: that exists in that friend group.

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Speaker 1: Possibly, and we're guessing that he's not like some crazy

475
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 1: wealthy guy that'll ten k is like one hundred.

476
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,119
Speaker 3: He seems pretty wealthy. There's no way you're buying a

477
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Speaker 3: nineteen twenty five edition book of The Great Gatsby.

478
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 2: You're like a sales rep for Ora Colors.

479
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 4: Fair enough, Yeah, I feel for oracles make pretty good money.

480
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 4: Not a great gas Yeah yeah, yeah, not in nineteen

481
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 4: twenty five great gas.

482
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 2: We might like Turkish oil money. Yeah, there we go,

483
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,120
Speaker 2: There we go.

484
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Speaker 1: Logan said that he has never wanted to date me,

485
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 1: damn and oh wow, you finally feelings are complicated.

486
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 3: Well wait, her feelings are complicated.

487
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Speaker 2: Uh.

488
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Speaker 1: The response to the questions to Logan were like basically,

489
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Speaker 1: the top responses were, he didn't buy the book as

490
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Speaker 1: a romantic like gesture, He didn't, he doesn't want to

491
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Speaker 1: date her, and that feelings are complicated. On her end,

492
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: or just I think in general, I think she's like summarized, summizing.

493
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe this.

494
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 4: Guy just legitimately hasn't read at all, and he's like, oh, yeah,

495
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 4: the Great Gatsby, this spoke me about like a magician

496
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Speaker 4: or something.

497
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 3: He did.

498
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Speaker 1: Really, the guy who bought it read it. Yeah, we

499
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: know that for her. Her old boyfriend though, didn't read it. Yeah,

500
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: So maybe he changes his mind. Maybe there's a new

501
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: girl in his life and now he's covering his track.

502
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 3: Maybe he wanted what he couldn't have and now that

503
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 3: he has it. Maybe he wanted the Great Gatsby relationship

504
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: where they were still together and he was fooling around

505
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: on the side, turning that green light on his booty call.

506
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 4: Wanting what you can't have, would be very.

507
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: Guts esque, very big Richmond energy, big Richman energy.

508
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 3: Fuck ude. So I feel like this is like everything

509
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 3: just kind of is fucked. Like now, the relationship with

510
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 3: I keep thinking Jason, but it's not Ja Logan. The

511
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 3: relationship with Logan is screwed. Yeah, not screwed, but screwed.

512
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Speaker 2: It's weird.

513
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 3: It's weird, it's been made weird.

514
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,560
Speaker 4: And now Matt is on the end literally got literally gone, Yeah,

515
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 4: so she has no one Her mother doesn't respect her. No,

516
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 4: I think that's who she needs to talk to. I

517
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 4: think it's time I heard to negotiate some boundaries with

518
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 4: their mother. That's the most concerning part of this story,

519
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 4: all right, most easily fixing. What's her mom the assholehole

520
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 4: for saying you treat men as disposable?

521
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: Wow, damn, that's the real question. Yeah, that's a pretty

522
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: crazy thing to say to your daughter.

523
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 4: My vote is Logan changes mind. My vote is there's

524
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 4: another woman. And Logan was like very keen, and then

525
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 4: he deflected.

526
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Speaker 2: And changed his mind line. I like the he wanted

527
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Speaker 2: what he can't have.

528
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Speaker 3: That's what I'm leaning towards. But I think what I'm

529
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 3: very curious about from like everyone and all of you

530
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: guys right now, is like, how would you react if

531
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 3: your significant other's friend of the opposite sex gave them

532
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 3: a gift worth like ten.

533
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Speaker 1: Grand with a gift of that price value and sentimental value.

534
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Speaker 3: It would be weird. I think it would be weird.

535
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 2: React.

536
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Speaker 4: Do you think it depends on how wealthy the person is? Like,

537
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 4: do you think it does like percentage of their income

538
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 4: matters one hundred percent. Your girlfriend was friends with like

539
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 4: a Saudi prince and like he gave her a car,

540
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 4: how would you feel about it?

541
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm driving that thing too, Like let's go.

542
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 4: It's a free drinks to the bar effect, right, It's

543
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 4: like we're both drinking.

544
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: That's exact drinking tonight, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

545
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: But if it's like yeah, if it's like you know,

546
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: one of my frickin' boys from back home, and I'm like, dude,

547
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: you do not have ten grand just like laying around

548
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to schmooze my shorty over here, like what's

549
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah, it's four to one k for that literally.

550
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: So what is the appropriate percentage of your monthly income

551
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 3: to spend on gifts on your girlfriend or your friend's girlfriend.

552
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 3: I feel like, let's say you make ten grand a month,

553
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 3: what is the most expensive gift that you're like, Okay,

554
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 3: I'm going to give to your friend's girlfriend.

555
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: One hundred I would say a hundred.

556
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: I was going to say the same thing, a hundred,

557
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: one hundred dollarsundred dollars. Yeah, one percent. That's one percent

558
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 1: of ten thousand. Even if you make less than ten thousand.

559
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: I feel like one hundred dollars is like that's like,

560
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: oh wow, that was like, you know.

561
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars feels too low.

562
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 2: I was gonna think it feels kind of hot.

563
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 3: You can get think of.

564
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: Hot one hundred dollars. Yeah, I mean pair earring.

565
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, a fit shoes, yeah, I guess not, yes,

566
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: shoes could be shoes are a friendly getting yeah right yeah,

567
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: friendly gift.

568
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: There you go.

569
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 3: It's like stilettos.

570
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 2: Oh, totally different, exactly different.

571
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 4: Man, it's all context, you got, you know, I think,

572
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 4: like you said, under a hundred, under a thousand, whoa,

573
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 4: no way, no way, You're cool someone giving your girlfriend

574
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 4: an eight hundred dollars present a lotu racing bicycles.

575
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like a bicycle. Yeah yeah, I would be

576
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 3: I would be fine with someone giving my girlfriend a bicycle.

577
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 2: A small guinea pig farm.

578
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's it that It's like I thought they were

579
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 3: cheap a guinea.

580
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 2: Pig from dollars, you know, like a you have a

581
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 2: big conversion. I would say, yeah, from your house in

582
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: a guinea pig farm. Right, all right?

583
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 3: How about an now pack a farm completely tax right

584
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: off of all right?

585
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: See that's that's worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Potentially,

586
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: that's opportunity value.

587
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 2: That is a gift. Yeah, rights, instant relationship ender right there?

588
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 3: How pack farm you accept the lack of farm.

589
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: No tax breaks, but yeah, I feel like one hundred

590
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: bucks is like just a general rule of something.

591
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: That hundred dollars crazy, that's a crazy limit.

592
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 3: A thousand dollars, Like a thousand dollars, I'm like, that's

593
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 3: not okay. If someone was to give my girlfriend a

594
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars gift, I would be like, eh, but

595
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: a thousand dollars, I'd be like, okay, what are you doing?

596
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: Once you get into the hundreds, it could get into

597
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: strange terrictory, all right, So so it could be fine.

598
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 3: I think more than ten percent of your monthly income

599
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: is a no go.

600
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 2: What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten a platonic friend?

601
00:28:59,120 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: Platonic friend?

602
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: Technically, you did buy plane tickets for someone that you.

603
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 3: Were like, that was a romantic interest. We hooked up,

604
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 3: that's true. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, a friend.

605
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 4: My friend's girlfriend, but they were both coming out to

606
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 4: see me.

607
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: You just bought it for her.

608
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 2: He was working. She could and so I paid for

609
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: her plane ticket. That was cool. That was nice. I

610
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: feel like that was weird. Yeah, that was weird.

611
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: I mean this is not a gift, but like I

612
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 3: donated too for Nima's cat.

613
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: That's true.

614
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was That was over a hundred bucks. Actually, yeah,

615
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: you're one hundred percent moved.

616
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 4: Any donations always a mention move. Yeah, that was a great,

617
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 4: great gift. Actually, I was doing like some like fundraising event.

618
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 4: I was like climbing the Toss Mountain Europe for charity,

619
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: and my ex girlfriend from when I was fifteen, who

620
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 4: I haven't spoken to in like ten years, she donated

621
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars, one of the biggest donations.

622
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: And I was so moved. I was so moved. Yeah,

623
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: I thought it was so meaningful. She's married now, happily married,

624
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: Like it's all good.

625
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 3: I mean, how happily can she be if she's donated

626
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. Yeah, that's a on the limit, that's

627
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 3: right on the limit.

628
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 2: Actually, now that it's very I was very moved. Actually

629
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: that was very general. Yeah, a lot of increase if

630
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: it's for charity, I think, so.

631
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, changed the rules because for sure, a lot of

632
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: male friends like yourself, don't. And ultimately, this is Naima's cat,

633
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: the cat that she's raised. So technically it is a

634
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: gift from my male.

635
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 3: Friends, your male trying to rise up your girl.

636
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Exactly. The glass is broken. I finally see now.

637
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: Oh man, dude, this is so complex because we've broken

638
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: our rule. God over one hundred bucks. That's true, I think.

639
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 3: But it's charity. So charity is an exempt.

640
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: It's a if it's a uh for a personal recreational gift, Okay,

641
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: then that's a little different.

642
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so fifty dollars dial dough, personal recreational gift.

643
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: Any dollar dildough, it's all don't she bound on the

644
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 4: dilldo that? Yeah, that's true, that's true. You do need

645
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 4: to invest in the rights.

646
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: It is name, all right.

647
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: I can't put that BPA inside of you know, your delivers.

648
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 4: Tachi Magic one the most famous sex story of all time.

649
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: This story to Tachi Magic.

650
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: Dare you doubt Michael on any sort of information I've heard,

651
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 4: I've heard, I've heard, I've heard, I'm familiar with the

652
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 4: history of it. If you have something you want to

653
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 4: tell us, Matrix launched that like a massage. One I

654
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 4: don't know, seventies eighties, right, And I thought she was, yeah,

655
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 4: you know, it's a it's like a Japanese electronics company.

656
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 4: And it was like just immediately a best seller. All

657
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 4: women were buying it and they're like, oh, everyone wants massages.

658
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 4: This is so interesting.

659
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 3: And now with the little like white bo like, it

660
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 3: looks like.

661
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 2: That, right, could you do that demonstration for me? More

662
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: time to get.

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Speaker 3: It anyway, let's get the next story.

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Speaker 4: Let's do Thanks Michael, here's y'all.