Speaker 1: The second, if you see a really good looking woman
Speaker 1: at the club or at a bar, what's the best
Speaker 1: way to start talking to her? That's an interesting strategy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you okay?
Speaker 2: Any compliment her.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 4: Don't go compliment girls because you a nice compliment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are some nice ear lobes you got there.
Speaker 2: If that's what you've noticed, that's what you've noticed that you.
Speaker 1: Can always use the old finger come here motion from
Speaker 1: across the room that's too classy for Brooks style. Or
Speaker 1: there's my go to move that I used through my
Speaker 1: early twenties. Recreate the entire dance scene from the movie Grease,
Speaker 1: and she will be eating out of the palme of.
Speaker 2: You're the one that I want.
Speaker 1: That's what she's thinking. Okay, but apparently one of our listeners, Liam,
Speaker 1: met a girl in a different way than any of
Speaker 1: the ones that we just mentioned. So let's find out
Speaker 1: how it worked. Liam. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: What was your route of approach, sir?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, so I take a different angle. You know,
Speaker 5: if I see a girl who is definitely like out
Speaker 5: of my leg clearly the hottest girl there, I just
Speaker 5: act like she isn't not in a bad way, But like,
Speaker 5: just I don't you don't just give them those compliments
Speaker 5: that they're already hearing all the time, you know, you
Speaker 5: just treat them like they're normal.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's only ugly girls that like compliments like me?
Speaker 1: All right, So how do you treat a beautiful girl
Speaker 1: like she's normal? Like, what did you do with the
Speaker 1: girl that you met? And what's her name?
Speaker 5: By the way, Well, her name was Sandy, just like Grease.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Anyway, sorry, go ahead, go ahead. How'd
Speaker 1: you meet Sandy?
Speaker 5: Well, so she was at the bar. I was with
Speaker 5: my buddies, and we were actually having a similar conversation
Speaker 5: about like what's your pickup line? What's your go to?
Speaker 5: And I've seen her at the bar and I approached
Speaker 5: her with my tactic of not really acknowledging her. So
Speaker 5: the bartender comes.
Speaker 6: Up, like, oh what you So you're standing at the
Speaker 6: bar not acknowledging her.
Speaker 5: Exactly right back to her, pretending like she's not there.
Speaker 5: And I ordered my drink and then I just leaned
Speaker 5: over to her and I just say, hey, can you
Speaker 5: do me this favor. There's this really hot girl that
Speaker 5: is stalking me tonight. And I just if you don't mind,
Speaker 5: can you just pretend like you're my girlfriend just like
Speaker 5: a minute, so that way, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, what do you think a good looking guy does
Speaker 1: that to you in the bar?
Speaker 2: I'll do whatever.
Speaker 4: It's so easy to see through when you say a
Speaker 4: really hot girl is stalking me.
Speaker 5: I mean, like that's the piece where Yeah, but I
Speaker 5: did say that she was crazy, so that is kind
Speaker 5: of really Yeah.
Speaker 1: What did Sandy say when you tried that on her?
Speaker 5: She laughed, so I knew like it was working.
Speaker 2: So she saw through it too. She thought you were joking.
Speaker 5: She I don't know what she thought at first, but
Speaker 5: she definitely found it funny. And then it was just
Speaker 5: my inn and we kept talking and I ended up
Speaker 5: confashioning to her. I was just like, listen, there's no
Speaker 5: other girl here. I was just.
Speaker 1: This because whether she believed you, she'll be relieved and
Speaker 1: laugh or she'll be like, well, duh, dude, I knew.
Speaker 2: What did she say?
Speaker 5: She said? I kind of figured.
Speaker 2: That's very cute.
Speaker 1: So now the facade is broken and you guys are
Speaker 1: just talking normal. How does the rest of the night go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we exchanged numbers and then I went back
Speaker 5: to my table of guys and they gave me like
Speaker 5: a round of applause.
Speaker 2: I love it. Wow, have you guys hung out since then?
Speaker 5: So she was at the bar most of the night.
Speaker 5: I was at the table. She was at the bar
Speaker 5: with her friends, and we would just make eye contact,
Speaker 5: maybe have a couple of words and passing, and it
Speaker 5: was just kind of throughout the night. But it wasn't
Speaker 5: really like hanging out the whole night.
Speaker 2: But you're still flirting with her all night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, there's definitely good vibes between us. When I
Speaker 5: passed by her once, I did say, hey, if you
Speaker 5: see that hot, crazy girl, make sure you give me
Speaker 5: heads up.
Speaker 4: Oh what's great about this is you two already have
Speaker 4: an inside joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah I love that. But I'm just picturing his buddies
Speaker 1: at the table all trying this too, And now like
Speaker 1: seven guys at the bar are all like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: a crazy girl.
Speaker 6: I walk up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, a really ugly girl. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: was kidding. So how long ago did this happen?
Speaker 5: This was just last week?
Speaker 2: Okay, a week week?
Speaker 1: You go?
Speaker 2: I mean, did she give you her real number?
Speaker 5: I believe so, because after the night was over, We
Speaker 5: actually were leaving at the same time, and she apparently
Speaker 5: lives not too far from where we were, and I asked,
Speaker 5: can I walk you home? And she was like sure,
Speaker 5: so oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I walked her home, got to her entrance, and
Speaker 5: we actually kissed started making out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a recap. You made her laugh all night,
Speaker 1: You walked her home like a gentleman, and then you
Speaker 1: guys kissed.
Speaker 4: Wait did you go up I mean that's what she wants, right, Like, dude,
Speaker 4: If I'm asking a dude to walk me home, it's
Speaker 4: because I want him to come over.
Speaker 5: And I didn't go upstairs nothing. It was just you know,
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to be pushy. She didn't ask for
Speaker 5: about Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, that's even better. You respected that.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I mean, have you tried to contact her
Speaker 1: or text her caller since this all happened.
Speaker 5: I texted her the next day just kind of say
Speaker 5: what's up? And it was great, meaning her and all that,
Speaker 5: but just spend the radio, sir, and I haven't heard.
Speaker 1: Anything, not even like I'm busy.
Speaker 5: Wow, now she's using my tactic against me. I'm not
Speaker 5: finding you funny.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to help you out but we have
Speaker 1: to go real quick because there's a psycho girl that's
Speaker 1: staring at me right now watching.
Speaker 2: Us, Harry. We do this show every day.
Speaker 1: Dude, she is obsessed with me. I need to get
Speaker 1: away from her. But we're gonna play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back, we'll call Sandy for you, and we'll try
Speaker 1: and get you a second date up, Dade. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: look away, God obsessed with me. One of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Liam is on the phone with us right now because
Speaker 1: he had an interesting strategy to meet a beautiful woman
Speaker 1: treat him normal. Weird, No, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, honestly, his method was humor.
Speaker 4: When you get down to the bottom of it, he's
Speaker 4: just funny because.
Speaker 1: What he ended up doing was he pretended like there
Speaker 1: was a crazy, beautiful girl that was being obsessed with
Speaker 1: him following him around the bar, and asked the girl
Speaker 1: that he met, Sandy, if she would pretend to be
Speaker 1: his girlfriend to help him protect him from the crazy
Speaker 1: and it actually worked. It got them talking and they
Speaker 1: ended up having a really nice night together.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was even able to walk her home to her
Speaker 1: apartment at the end of the night and get a
Speaker 1: nice little makeout in Yeah, I mean I love that
Speaker 1: you got a little everything. But now it's been sounds
Speaker 1: like over a week now, and she's not answering the
Speaker 1: text or the voicemails that he's been leaving. So we're
Speaker 1: going to call her right now and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. Liam, how are you feeling?
Speaker 5: That's so pretty good. I'm interested to see what happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean you're still super into her, right, like?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she's just been busy. I mean it has
Speaker 2: only been a week.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Usually you make time for somebody that you like.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Also, if you like him, you would say, hey,
Speaker 1: it's been a crazy week. I can talk better this
Speaker 1: time next.
Speaker 4: Or or maybe she was really drunk when you were making
Speaker 4: out and you didn't realize it.
Speaker 1: Or maybe she ended up with the crazy hot girl
Speaker 1: and out there to Jelly.
Speaker 2: She was interesting twist. I like it.
Speaker 1: It's a possibility. So let's call her and see which
Speaker 1: one of us is right, right? I hope so too.
Speaker 1: Let's style this number and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Sandy.
Speaker 3: This is she.
Speaker 1: Hey Sandy, my name is Jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, hoping you have a
Speaker 1: second to talk with us.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm sorry, but it is just pertaining
Speaker 3: to well, we're a.
Speaker 1: Morning radio show. The whole team is here, there's Brooke.
Speaker 1: We're not a very smart morning show.
Speaker 2: No, we have maybe some fun news for you.
Speaker 3: I mean I.
Speaker 2: Would like it.
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment about dating because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners met you recently and had a really nice time
Speaker 1: with you and is hoping to see you again. His
Speaker 1: name's Liam. Do you remember Liam?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I remember Liam.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's great. So if you don't mind us asking
Speaker 1: what was your first impression when he showed up for
Speaker 1: the date and you got to meet him in real life?
Speaker 3: Just like this quiet, confident type. You know, he held
Speaker 3: his shoulders high and it was nice. I liked hanging
Speaker 3: out with him.
Speaker 4: Okami, Are you just like super busy and that's why
Speaker 4: you haven't been able to get a hold of him
Speaker 4: this last week?
Speaker 3: No, I mean I have. I've left him a couple
Speaker 3: of voicemails.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, I don't think he's gotten those because
Speaker 4: he called us and said that you hadn't called him.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, he did text me, but I'm just
Speaker 3: wanting to talk, you know, because if you don't know
Speaker 3: someone very well, you can miss interpret a text.
Speaker 1: So all you guys, what she just said, Like, talking
Speaker 1: on the phone is one of the most intimate things
Speaker 1: you can do nowadays.
Speaker 2: I hate.
Speaker 1: I do. But if you are actually talking on the
Speaker 1: phone with someone, it's either your mom or dad or
Speaker 1: someone you love.
Speaker 4: Have you been disappointed that he didn't answer your calls
Speaker 4: or return your call?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, like my phone was acting weird, so
Speaker 3: a call. He's in my roommate's landline, so maybe he
Speaker 3: didn't get that it was.
Speaker 4: Me your roommates land Would it also be your landline
Speaker 4: because you'd be in the same house together, share the
Speaker 4: same land.
Speaker 3: It's her work line that she has set up in
Speaker 3: her office, And my phone was in the battery was
Speaker 3: almost dead, so I just kind of borrowed it real quick.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Yeah, maybe he didn't answer because you just
Speaker 1: don't wreck you don't answer numbers you don't recognize. But
Speaker 1: are you saying that like you'd be interested in maybe
Speaker 1: seeing him again?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean I didn't think he was because
Speaker 3: I left a couple of messages and I didn't hear back,
Speaker 3: so I just kind of thought he was blowing me off.
Speaker 1: Well, we could just ask him if he got the voicemails,
Speaker 1: because well, he at least uses it right now because
Speaker 1: he's been on the other line listening this entire time, Sandy,
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Oh I like it, Sandy.
Speaker 5: Hey, I I had no idea that you called me.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I just I gotta say something. And you know,
Speaker 5: just hearing your voice and hearing the way you talk
Speaker 5: about me, it's just it's really nice, and I gotta
Speaker 5: come clean. I really like you.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, I think it's like, why do you
Speaker 3: say that? Why are you saying all this?
Speaker 5: Well, because I do like you, and I finally got
Speaker 5: a chance to tell you. I mean, I haven't been
Speaker 5: able to get hold of you.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what's happening here? He's trying so hard. It's
Speaker 3: too hard. You guys hear this in.
Speaker 1: His Well, I think you just heard you say some
Speaker 1: really nice things about him, So he probably just wanted
Speaker 1: to reciprocate.
Speaker 5: I just I felt like I needed to say that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sorry I didn't check my voicemails. I
Speaker 5: don't know. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm just kind of bringing
Speaker 5: this wrong.
Speaker 3: Okay, can you just stop right there saying sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: it's pathetic.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is a dude. You just left multiple
Speaker 2: voicemails for to get a hold of him.
Speaker 3: First of all, I left two voicemails, not multiple. And
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna sit around and wait for mister wishy
Speaker 3: watching he's like Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: I think he's just trying to say he had a
Speaker 1: nice time with you.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, that's too much.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know who I am.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 4: He was just nervous. He came on the show for
Speaker 4: our help because he couldn't get a hold of you. You
Speaker 4: wouldn't text, and he did not expect you to say
Speaker 4: that this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes a lot of bravery to come on
Speaker 1: the radio and put this all out there. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: Leo confidently keep talking to her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just I'm you guys, are I mean, I'm
Speaker 5: on the radio. It's a little nerve wracking, and I
Speaker 5: didn't think that they'd actually get you on the phone.
Speaker 5: And I just I don't know, I just I guess.
Speaker 3: You just what.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe like why don't you just go
Speaker 5: out with me this weekend?
Speaker 2: That was that was confidence?
Speaker 5: Or maybe if you don't, I'll just ghost you forever?
Speaker 2: WHOA is that what you want? Sandy?
Speaker 3: You want to did you just give me an ultimatum?
Speaker 3: Because I don't think you really know how to be
Speaker 3: a strong, confident night guy. You're just you're just kind
Speaker 3: of falling apart here, buddy, what do.
Speaker 5: You want from me? Like I say I'm sorry for
Speaker 5: missing your voicemails? Then you start like being kind of rude,
Speaker 5: you know, and then you just then you want confident,
Speaker 5: you don't want you apologize, and then now I'm too
Speaker 5: confident just like maybe your mind.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to dating man. Congratulations. They never know what
Speaker 1: they want.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Sandy, you're being really like kind of mean.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not trying to say it in a
Speaker 3: weird way, but when I go out, I do attract
Speaker 3: a lot of guys, and I have a type. I
Speaker 3: have a type that I like, and I think everybody
Speaker 3: has a type that they like. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3: And Liam presented himself as that type the other night.
Speaker 3: But get him on the phone and you really get
Speaker 3: to know him in the daylight. He's just the opposite.
Speaker 3: So why am I mean because he's not my type?
Speaker 4: Because it sounds like you're not his I mean like
Speaker 4: you're not the person he described either.
Speaker 2: You were like laughing and fun loving and now you're Ye.
Speaker 3: Look, you know, I was having fun with a nice, strong,
Speaker 3: confident man and it was a great time. But you know,
Speaker 3: I had my beer goggles on. What do you want
Speaker 3: me to say?
Speaker 5: Whoa that?
Speaker 2: I wanted to hear that.
Speaker 1: Literally minutes ago when we were talking to you, you
Speaker 1: told us that you had a great time with him,
Speaker 1: you thought he was a really nice, cool guy, and
Speaker 1: hearing you answer the phone, he was saying the same
Speaker 1: exact thing to us. You guys both wanted to go
Speaker 1: out with each other, and in the course of a
Speaker 1: few minutes now you both have changed your minds.
Speaker 5: I mean, I haven't changed my mind. I mean I'd
Speaker 5: still love to go out with you, and I mean
Speaker 5: I I'll even buy you a gift.
Speaker 2: What No, don't forget it.
Speaker 3: No is exactly right. That's pathetic and needy. Don't buy
Speaker 3: me gifts? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: You need to channel the person that met her the first.
Speaker 4: Time and be angry that she said all those mean
Speaker 4: things about you.
Speaker 2: You're worth more than that man, And if.
Speaker 1: You're not going to be a man here, then I'm
Speaker 1: going to be a man and I'll ask her for you.
Speaker 2: And as.
Speaker 1: Sandy, you better go out on a date with Liam.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna pay for that date whether you like
Speaker 1: it or not. But you better like it because that's
Speaker 1: the only way that is going to happen.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, let me get my fan I'm swooning you
Speaker 3: start talking mind back.
Speaker 4: Wait, I think she's being sarcastic that yes, we do
Speaker 4: honestly want to send you out on another date.
Speaker 3: Though seriously, well, I'll go on another date, just not
Speaker 3: with Liam.
Speaker 2: No, that's not how it works. It's a Liam only date.
Speaker 1: Liam. Do you want to save this?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll buy you two gifts.
Speaker 1: Now a free date.
Speaker 3: Come on, Sam, that's a big and no, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing it. I can't be the only one here. And
Speaker 3: how pathetic this guy is.
Speaker 1: Liam offer her your car. You're gonna have to go
Speaker 1: big now.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: To me, that just goes to show hot women are
Speaker 1: impossible to please.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 4: Terrible women are impossible to please. It has nothing to
Speaker 4: do with her looks. I have plenty of friends who
Speaker 4: are super hot and also lovely people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like the more attractive they are,
Speaker 1: you basically need to be confident every moment for the
Speaker 1: rest of your life. Like if a family member dies,
Speaker 1: don't cry, and you're the hot girl, just pick up
Speaker 1: a shovel and dig through the pain.
Speaker 4: I mean, if we're gonna go deep. I think that
Speaker 4: she just has a hard time loving herself. That's why
Speaker 4: she does want people to love her.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's ugly on the inside.
Speaker 2: Good it would do. It's all good.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's ever happened on our show though,
Speaker 1: where two people were both interested in each other. One
Speaker 1: was leaving voicemails, one was texting they do want to
Speaker 1: go out right up until the moment they actually speak
Speaker 1: on the phone. Yeah, Like, is hanging out in the
Speaker 1: bar different than being in the studio with us?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, Is it fault that they didn't go out?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Did we give off a bad atmosphere? Did Brooks negative
Speaker 1: vibes get to them and break them up?
Speaker 3: She does?
Speaker 4: Okay, she's never going to be happy.
Speaker 2: That's what she's looking for. Okay, if you ever.
Speaker 1: Want a second date update, you can always email the show.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we're in a better mood on that day, but
Speaker 1: you will call the person who wasn't calling your back
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.