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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the Outsiders.

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Speaker 1: Courtesy of Johnny Davis. In keeping with his uh eighties

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Speaker 1: high school movie periods, this is the equivalent of the

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Speaker 1: Blue period. That's the that's pony Boy, right his Outsiders? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so. Did you had a rumble Fish? I

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Speaker 1: always get those confused. No, No, it's outs because I

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Speaker 1: remember that was the book we read, and like our

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Speaker 1: teacher was like clearly of the age when when that

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Speaker 1: movie came out was very important to her. And it's

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Speaker 1: almost like she's like, yeah, we should actually watch the movie.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, like's it's weird? I was.

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Speaker 1: It was like that age where you forget that like

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Speaker 1: actors like existed before you were born or had careers.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait, Ralph Maccio is in a movie

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Speaker 1: that isn't Karate Kid, and Matt Dillon is also in this.

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Speaker 1: It was very confusing to see the Outsiders Kid. That's

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Speaker 1: when I realized Ralph Maccio was actually like in his

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Speaker 1: forties when Karate Kid three came out, because like, holy man,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's tell the people what is trending. Nickelodeon

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Speaker 1: was trending last night. I think because they so they

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Speaker 1: do every couple of years or every election year, they

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Speaker 1: do their presidential election for kids, where kids get to

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Speaker 1: weigh in and vote for who they think is gonna

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Speaker 1: win or who they would vote for if they had

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Speaker 1: the right to vote. Um, and this year's vote was

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Speaker 1: hacked by Right Way Rolls, uh using vote for Trump

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Speaker 1: wasn't isn't it like something? So like the marketing title

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Speaker 1: is so funny, like it's, oh, yeah, kids pick the president,

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Speaker 1: Come on, Nickelodeon kids. They had to fucking hack that thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Biden's been slimed. You can't do that in the White House.

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Speaker 1: So yeah he someone found four Chune posts where people

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Speaker 1: were bragging about how it would be funny to make

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Speaker 1: it look like kids picked Trump, which is kind of funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that they're just focused on the optics and

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Speaker 1: not real life outcomes. Well yeah, that's another level of dedication.

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Speaker 1: We'll see hopefully they haven't actually hacked the real election.

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Speaker 1: But um, yeah, they're they're saying that according to them,

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Speaker 1: Nickelodeon literally airs BLM propaganda. Um, so were they like

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Speaker 1: doing like recitations and readings from like different civil rights leaders,

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Speaker 1: is that's what they're calling it. They actually they did

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Speaker 1: go off air for eight minutes forty six seconds following

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Speaker 1: the murder of George Floyd. What I like, how that's

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Speaker 1: even propaganda? Like there's nothing like a kid would be

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Speaker 1: like be like they're gonna be like, mom, Nickelodeon's not

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Speaker 1: it's dark. What's going on for a kid? You're gonna

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Speaker 1: they're gonna see that blank screen and they're not gonna

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Speaker 1: put together that their systemic white supremacy and like police

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Speaker 1: brutality is a major issue. There's gonna be like with

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Speaker 1: the like SpongeBob isn't on. But I guess anything that

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Speaker 1: acknowledges anything is right, Well, everything is propaganda, all right,

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Speaker 1: go on for chantrols. Yeah, anyways, Nickelodeon had to throw

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Speaker 1: out a hundred and thirty thousand bot generated votes, uh

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Speaker 1: and eventually Biden one, but he only got fifty three

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Speaker 1: percent of the vote. Trump up forty seven, which is

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Speaker 1: worse than Hillary did in So Yeah, but the dangerous times?

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Speaker 1: What's after gen Z? Are these kids all still gen Z?

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Speaker 1: That's what your question. I think we have to give

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Speaker 1: up the Z, right, I think that'd be like they'll

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Speaker 1: just be like the after Mutants, Oh God, Jenna, and

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Speaker 1: then and they'll be like why do they always say

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Speaker 1: that it's a reference from a movie from for three

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Speaker 1: or whenever the ship that came out? But yeah, um cool.

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Speaker 1: I guess the kids are aren't totally all right, but uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, keep a eying on that, Like what what

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Speaker 1: child who's too young to vote is like team Trump?

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Speaker 1: I guess you do, see like those kids waiting outside

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Speaker 1: of his like rallies with the what's in your house?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like you go off of

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Speaker 1: what people are saying in your house, Like I'm lucky

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Speaker 1: that my dad was on some like super progressive ships,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't grow up hearing like lame shit except

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Speaker 1: about like bad music, I guess. But like you know,

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Speaker 1: Storm and Norman Schwartz Cup another controversy. I don't wanna

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Speaker 1: move past this too quickly because there's also important news

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Speaker 1: that they did not include third party candidates this year

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Speaker 1: in the Nickelodeon Kids picked the President. Uh so that

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Speaker 1: actually piste off Libertarian candidate Joe Jorgensen, who complained about

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Speaker 1: Nickelodeon on Twitter, and then Nickelodeon was like, fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Two grown up adults were bickering online over the political

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Speaker 1: ethics of a network best known for sliming people. So

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Speaker 1: uh uh, Jack Nicholas is trending. What if man I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize he was still alive for starters? Yeah, but yes,

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Speaker 1: Jack Nicholas, Uh, he he's Unfortunately, I hate to say this,

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Speaker 1: I gang he has wrapped up the election four Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: With his four seventy thousand Twitter followers, Jack Nicholas the

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Speaker 1: Golden Shower Bear has told his followers, I'm out you

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Speaker 1: for Trump and his dude. He's this statement, he writes,

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Speaker 1: Through the years, I have I've been blessed to personally

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Speaker 1: know several presidents on both sides of the aisles. All

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Speaker 1: were good people, all of their country, and all believed

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Speaker 1: last three and a half years to get to know

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Speaker 1: our current president a little more. Is his term has progressed,

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Speaker 1: I've been I've been very disappointed at what he's had

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Speaker 1: I have seen a resolve and determination do the right

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Speaker 1: this is like all going on. He's like, I'm just

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Speaker 1: American Dream. Then he goes down to say you might

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Speaker 1: and trust me, I have told him that, but I

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Speaker 1: have learned to look past that and focus on what

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Speaker 1: he's tried to accomplish well, which is cementing and encasing

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Speaker 1: white supremacy legally in this country. Uh. I don't think

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Speaker 1: he wrote that part. I think it was a parenthetical.

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Speaker 1: And then he says this is not a personality contest

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Speaker 1: every video game system Nintendo. That's like what like how

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Speaker 1: conservatives talk about socialism, like if it's made like the

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Speaker 1: fun talking about Yeah, fun man, what a piece of ship?

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Speaker 1: What an absolute piece of ship? Well, our young Zeygang

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Speaker 1: fans there, there's uh, Jack Nicholas golf courses across the

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Speaker 1: country that are badly in need of having their fair

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Speaker 1: that's an awful idea and in fact we're against that, Yes,

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Speaker 1: totally against it, and don't do anything like that. And Jack,

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Speaker 1: don't mind what's in my eye on this zoom calling.

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Speaker 1: So Halloween is trending because people aren't I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Halloween give out candy through these PVC pipes. There's candy catapults.

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Speaker 1: like directly into their um. It's like, come on, what

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Speaker 1: are we trying to prove here? It's let's let's take

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Speaker 1: this time to just let people spend time with their

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Speaker 1: kids deserve a Halloween. I wish people put half the

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Speaker 1: but God, some of like It's true, the the energy

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Speaker 1: put into these things, it is truly astonishing, which goes

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Speaker 1: to show you, like, when you're about something, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter what, like nothing can get in your way, like

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Speaker 1: But when it's both the most manageable to do also

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Speaker 1: like twelve year olds, thirteen year olds are just gonna

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Speaker 1: Have you seen these teen kids? They don't know the

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Speaker 1: definition most most I'm sorry, how old are you, young lady?

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Speaker 1: How old are you? You're I'm sorry, you're too old.

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Speaker 1: I'm always like, I'm not I'm not gonna deny you

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Speaker 1: I think there's a difference right there. You get the

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Speaker 1: teen kids who like they're they're living, it's still they

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Speaker 1: love to trick or treat. Then you have kids were

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Speaker 1: let's just do this ship, but like let's be edgy

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Speaker 1: Come on. Oh in that sense, it's not even like

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Speaker 1: for the record. How how what was your last trigger treat?

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Speaker 1: I remember going trigger treating in when I lived in Kentucky,

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Speaker 1: just been, you know, been focused on more adult ship,

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Speaker 1: right right. Uh. Finally, miracle Whip is trending because it's

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Speaker 1: the great debate of our time. Miracle verse regular mayo,

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Speaker 1: I guess is what? Yeah? Uh? The Twitter that's like

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Speaker 1: going because miracle whip is named by brand and mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: is obviously as mayo. But I guess I guess why people.

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Speaker 1: I get white people being specific about miracle whip. But

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Speaker 1: people fucking hate miracle whip. That makes sense to me.

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Speaker 1: It's a very it's a very specific taste, especially if

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Speaker 1: you're expecting mayonnaise, like that's it's not mayonnaise. It's gott

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Speaker 1: a it's got a tartness. It's basically salad dressing, like

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Speaker 1: that's what it's putting. I think it's called it. It's

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Speaker 1: It's the wildest thing though, because like things that I

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Speaker 1: I don't know. There the Miracle Whips trying to get

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Speaker 1: in there would their account and be like, hey, what's

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Speaker 1: going on y'all? Like Miracle Whip, you fucking did it?

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Speaker 1: And the whole it sounded like Myles was doing that

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Speaker 1: voice that was actually a recording of Miracle Whip, the

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Speaker 1: brand talking. That's what they sound like here, you guys

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Speaker 1: the best the only thing I like about Miracle Whip

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Speaker 1: and he like talks about how he came up with it.

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Speaker 1: it's like five minutes of like yeah, so then I

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Speaker 1: met how I came up with that. Okay, thanks, thanks

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Speaker 1: for this behind the immediate behind the music. Yeah, somehow,

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Speaker 1: I do love that song. I've just always thought that's

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Speaker 1: my favorite song on that line. Yeah, like this the

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Speaker 1: album is fantastic, and yes, let me more in early

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Speaker 1: Kanye or whatever, but that one had me because at

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Speaker 1: the moment I was like a disillusioned person in college

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Speaker 1: when I was like, yeah, man, like, oh, I'm now

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Speaker 1: by my mama personal she's Louis Baton mom. I want

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Speaker 1: to do that. Yeah, alright, that is gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: That's what's trending this Thursday afternoon. We're back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, wear a mask,

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Speaker 1: stay inside, wash your hands, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk to you all that. Bye bye,