WEBVTT - Bloopers!

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<v Speaker 1>M High. Princess of South Beach fans, I'm Jasmine Romero,

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<v Speaker 1>the director and co writer of the show. We had

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<v Speaker 1>such a great time recording this show and wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>share some of our favorite moments from behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Without further ado, This is The Princess of South Beach

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<v Speaker 1>Season one blooper reel. Enjoy and thanks for listening. Coo, Yeah, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not crying. I stopped crying. Look. Look, Oh, my

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<v Speaker 1>food's called now too. Don't worry. I'm sure you can

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<v Speaker 1>find something for yourself in the clearance section. It's in

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<v Speaker 1>the basement. I think I get all of my best

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<v Speaker 1>lacost There's nothing like a good lacas sale. Baby, Can

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<v Speaker 1>you feel how much I miss you? I miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you. You gotta get it before the door closes.

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you, I miss you. Sounds like a sneeze.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a sneez? It's my love? I miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>Raoul is drowning his sorrows because of the breakup. Louisa

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<v Speaker 1>is drowning her sorrows just generally general. And they're both

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<v Speaker 1>a little tipsy here twenty six dollars. Holy sh I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>ma'am um, I'm sorry. About being rude earlier. I am um,

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<v Speaker 1>can I borrow? Actually thirty? I need a tip? Yeah, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>give me some some Louisa, Oh, pick me up, throw

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<v Speaker 1>me around. Oh I get my head. It's okay, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. Oh yeah, hurt, hurt, but it's good. Hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit me. Okay, that's in the face I liked. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>okay me, Gloria, Yeah with you what she broke up?

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<v Speaker 1>But I no, no, no, I don't want what happened, buppy.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in the middle of our kisso rgery. I'll wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting I'm getting another call. Yeah. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>anything you're saying. And I don't understand why why did

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<v Speaker 1>she break up with you? Say that? Jesus Christ. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go home and wait for me there. Just grab a

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<v Speaker 1>big clean X. Okay, we'll fix this. You hear me,

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<v Speaker 1>Stay away, Stay away from my lacosse shirts. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>had a drink before, let alone. Whatever that is, Trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an age old secret. It gives you courage, and

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<v Speaker 1>tonight is the best time as you need to start,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna need it. Raul is a very, very

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<v Speaker 1>ugly crier. It's so bad. It's like monsters ink but

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<v Speaker 1>like not cute. Yeah. If Monster's ink was like really

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<v Speaker 1>like triple X rated it really, but but no sex

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<v Speaker 1>just as far as ugliness. Okay, great, great. I was

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<v Speaker 1>emphasizing no sex just for you, Jes. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to you know what. I appreciate that. Yeah, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to be perfect. It's you know, Gloria, you're pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>with a baby ours. Do you remember it was a

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<v Speaker 1>magical night. I was on top of you like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a like I'm a sandwich. I was the bread

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<v Speaker 1>and you were the cheese. Oh, we made a grilled cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like boys, and I was tired of being

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<v Speaker 1>someone I wasn't. So one day I marched into my

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<v Speaker 1>living room where my parents were playing scrabble, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote out homosexual. It was a three card score and

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<v Speaker 1>they never played again. You're laughing at me because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>clem Wild. You know it's the homophobia Marian telling scrabble again. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Okay, no, no, no, we'll take it back.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take it back. That was great, um, So to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure it's a triple word score, triple wards. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are it goes to show I don't play scrabble, coop

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<v Speaker 1>a word score. Okay, fine, I'm going. I'm going. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna scream at me, hurt my feeling. I have feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because I do metal whors doesn't mean you know.

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<v Speaker 1>My heart can't be broken. It's still It's made a muscle,

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<v Speaker 1>just like everybody else. I got a muscle heart. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I may be ripped outside, but inside I'm soft. My

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<v Speaker 1>heart has never worked out. Okay, my heart has just

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<v Speaker 1>been sitting on the couch, the couch of love, watching TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know your head spun all the way around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not dead yet. So Andy and Jasmine, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are in the same studio. Yes, yes, good told by

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<v Speaker 1>the Curtains. Yeah, he's over there. Eleven years of playing

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<v Speaker 1>a detective on television. Does that you're like, wait, eagle

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<v Speaker 1>eye over there all right? Then that would mean that

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<v Speaker 1>the only person responsible is happy. Why are you laughing

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<v Speaker 1>like that? What's happening? I'm scared? Oh my god, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me have it. So. I can't tell you just yet,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's soon, puppy, It's it's gonna be soon. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep you suspense a little longer. You are the

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<v Speaker 1>dumbest of all my children, and I only have one child. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on. That the person, the only person

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<v Speaker 1>responsible is love. Love. No, you know it because you

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't do it louder. That's worse. Okay, morning

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<v Speaker 1>and good afternoon. As they want get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Good puzzle you with sorry going again when the one

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<v Speaker 1>close the door. Ah, did you see the poll numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know you're gonna do that with you

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<v Speaker 1>stupid and love that chicken. Yes, I'm gonna spice chicken

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich right now, God damn it. Okay, perfect, I'll come

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<v Speaker 1>to pick you up around two. See you. Then the

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<v Speaker 1>icing to my doughnut, the milk from my raisin brand,

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<v Speaker 1>and sorry, the lock on my bathroom door, the the

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<v Speaker 1>love inside of everyone put together and making one big,

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<v Speaker 1>one big love pie. And I'm taking the biggest bite.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Tom Tom Tom. Oh, I got a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>on my mouth. I'm not going to clean it because

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<v Speaker 1>love just let it, let it live. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what is it. It's fine, but doesn't know what he's

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<v Speaker 1>saying either. Me whole you're getting my shirt all wet

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<v Speaker 1>and it's on the cost. I'm sorry, I'm cleaning. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at me cleaning. Let me clean it. Okay, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Okay, I'll clean it again. Oh God could

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<v Speaker 1>more beautiful? Do you have a pen? See? But why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you just text me? Or Facebook? Oh? I opened

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<v Speaker 1>my math face again? Who even uses Facebook anymore? No? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's just better not to have a record of this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just write it down, pen and paper. Five, but put

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<v Speaker 1>the money inside a briefcase and take it to the

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<v Speaker 1>address I'm about to give you. Do you have a pen? Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it wasn't a pen. Sorry. You can just

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<v Speaker 1>test me if you want um, or just get a penny. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna face. But just find

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<v Speaker 1>a pen. Okay, pen, Okay, okay, I found one. Okay, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>write this down? Right? It's better that if there's no record. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you writing it down? Yes? Yes, yes, you're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared. What what do you stared? You started? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a little? I don't know. It's just a pen me.

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<v Speaker 1>Who it's a pen and paper? Are you ready? Yeah? Okay? Right? Five? Five? Seven? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My god. Seven. Oh, I'm so sorry, right saven this

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<v Speaker 1>game B I S C A Y N E Boulevard,

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<v Speaker 1>Bulevard Okay, bullet bulle b b l V boeve Oh no, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll figure it out. I'll ask people. I'll ask people

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<v Speaker 1>on the street. Uh. Oh my god, I have failed

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<v Speaker 1>as a father. You and just text me people tell no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't text you. It's better if there's no record

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<v Speaker 1>of this. Do you have a pen? Okay? Yes, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>write it down. Five five seven Biscayne Boulevard. Okay, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Oh my god, I'm paying for all of

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<v Speaker 1>my sins. Five five seven seven Biscayne Boulevard, Biscay Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Son, I have so much faith in you,

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<v Speaker 1>Biscayne Boulevard. Okay, I'm just gonna write B B B

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<v Speaker 1>l V D please B B l l V b

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<v Speaker 1>V as in Victor, B as in Victor D D

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<v Speaker 1>as as in dummy D isn't dumb. It feels like

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<v Speaker 1>it's about me, Bubby. You're catching on, Son, You're finally

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<v Speaker 1>catching on you poke any I couldn't say he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>Victor because gets out it too stupid. Oh oh god, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've been I think we're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>to do a blooper reel for the show. Oh yeah, absolutely,