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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's looking to shake up the

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Speaker 1: beverage world, challenging vitamin water with a new product called

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Speaker 1: SuDS with two US and a Z, it's recycled bathwater

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Speaker 1: energy drinks. You want to go green, you better drink

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Speaker 1: green with an ice cold can of SuDS. Get your

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Speaker 1: fourteen pack with Laser Stories, a segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories am around the globe just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other tub chuggers just don't.

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Speaker 1: First Laser Story is out of Melbourne, Australia.

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Speaker 2: A guy named Sammy.

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Speaker 1: Faulkner is launching a new Korean barbecue joint, and before

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Speaker 1: he even opened for business, he boasted a sign outside

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Speaker 1: in big block letters that says, Hey, Sophia, you broke

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Speaker 1: up with me because I was poor, and now I.

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Speaker 2: Have money to open a Korean barbecue. Are you regretting it?

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Speaker 3: Of course?

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Speaker 4: It's a classic revenge Korean barbecue restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Taylor is all the time, and it looks like he

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Speaker 1: actually put up two signs, one on each side of

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Speaker 1: the building, so he really wanted to make sure.

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Speaker 2: That she saw it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe like you use this flex after you've been

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Speaker 4: open and successful for a year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no word from Sofia at all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, seen it or not, but it's gone.

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Speaker 1: Pretty viral in Australia and maybe that's why. A week later,

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Speaker 1: a donut joint nearby put up their own sign that

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Speaker 1: said Yo Korean Barbecue. Don't worry about Sofia. We have

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Speaker 1: all the dessert you need right here.

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Speaker 4: Because he's still eating his feelings obviously not over Sophia.

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Speaker 1: This guy, though, loves it because Sophia is becoming a

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Speaker 1: main in Australia.

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Speaker 3: He should have should have named it not Sophia's restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Unfortunately not a lot of people got the Sofia

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Speaker 1: reference with the donut shop to see the first Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but then stop more restaurants from joining in. A Mexican

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Speaker 1: place then posted a sign that read Taco about that

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Speaker 1: breakup Our Tacos won't ghost you like Sophia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's too fun.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because we all know the guy probably cheated

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Speaker 1: and he's like yeah.

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Speaker 2: With me, Well you get the picture.

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Speaker 1: A lot of Sofia signs are popping up in Melbourne,

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Speaker 1: and they continue to do so because every time they do,

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Speaker 1: they make the news.

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Speaker 2: And get free publicity.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now here we are by Sophia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This next La stories out of grocery store headquarters for headquarters.

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Speaker 3: Love it.

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's just up the price of a single banana

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Speaker 1: for the first time in two decades. Wow, and it's

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Speaker 1: by more than twenty percent.

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Speaker 2: Who are getting expensive now?

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Speaker 1: So if you didn't know, since two thousand and one,

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Speaker 1: they've been selling bananas for nineteen cents apiece.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a big thing at Trader Joe's.

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Speaker 2: They brag about it.

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Speaker 1: Even the displays say stuff like price for twenty years.

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Speaker 2: Ryding I was like, why are we talking about banana price?

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Speaker 4: It's like there, you know Costco dollar fifty hot dogs,

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Speaker 4: that's bananas.

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Speaker 1: Well not anymore because they just upped it to twenty

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Speaker 1: three cents.

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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, guys, four cents.

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Speaker 1: They used to sell them by the pound like other

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Speaker 1: stores do, but they switched to nineteen cents per banana.

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Speaker 1: After the CEOs on old lady grab a bunch and

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Speaker 1: then put him back, and he asked her why she

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Speaker 1: didn't pull the trigger on the banana purchase, and she

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Speaker 1: told him, Sonny, I may not live to that fourth banana.

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Speaker 4: Oh, He's like, oh, se, a woman will give you one.

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Speaker 1: And coincidentally enough, she did keel over in the checkout.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm just kidding. She made it out to

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Speaker 2: the parking lot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But in other words, they've priced them individually for over

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Speaker 1: two decades because of just one old lady's really casual

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Speaker 1: fear of impending death.

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Speaker 4: That is, I don't know why that fact warms my

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Speaker 4: little trader Joe's heart.

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Speaker 3: More another expensive She wouldn't like that. She's not here anymore.

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Speaker 2: She's gone up those prices. This next laser story is

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Speaker 2: out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: Oreo fans are doing a double take after the beloved

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Speaker 1: brand just announced the surprising new flavor and you guys

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Speaker 1: can tell me what you think about it. But the

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Speaker 1: snack brand just unveiled the upcoming arrival of Churo flavor

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Speaker 1: cream Oreo.

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Speaker 3: Yes, my god, how would this be bad? In what world?

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Speaker 2: Is this not heaven and diabetes?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's so good to.

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Speaker 2: Give you an idea.

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Speaker 1: The cookies are tan in color as opposed to the

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Speaker 1: usual dark one.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of tan and different colored.

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Speaker 1: According to the description, each cookie will boast the flavors

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Speaker 1: of fried dough and Churo flavor.

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Speaker 3: Cry now, are there chunks in there?

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Speaker 2: I don't want chunks.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: No one wants a chunky cookies.

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Speaker 3: It's just flavored. It's just fried dough.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the cream fill.

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Speaker 3: Although I do want some tros right now.

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Speaker 1: I know the announcement left some fans in disbelief, saying

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Speaker 1: is this real? He said, They're extremely excited to try

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Speaker 1: the new churo flavored cream oreos that someone commented, what

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Speaker 1: a day to be an Oreo lover and a turo.

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Speaker 2: For us diabetic. Sorry not everyone is such a big

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Speaker 2: fan of the idea.

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Speaker 1: One user wrote, I choked on a churro when I

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Speaker 1: was in college. These oreos are bringing me right back

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Speaker 1: to that cafeteria.

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Speaker 2: No thank you.

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Speaker 3: She wants to take bites of it. Try to put

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Speaker 3: the whole thing in your mouth. The things for trauma shaving,

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Speaker 3: the oreo.

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Speaker 1: That this European inspired version is going to be hitting

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Speaker 1: shelves today, like all of it's still good.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that was a frat contest that Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: took in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of Game Show Central. Here's

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Speaker 1: something you probably didn't know about.

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Speaker 2: The price is right.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't a contestant. I've been in the audience.

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Speaker 2: There if you had gotten on stage.

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Speaker 1: They are totally prepared in the event that a contestants

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Speaker 1: bladder goes rogue. What's good because you always have to pee.

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Speaker 2: I'd probably pee.

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Speaker 4: Myself if you pee your pants. I mean I could see,

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Speaker 4: like out of excitement.

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Speaker 2: Lifelong dream to be on the show.

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Speaker 1: A former producer went on record to say, quote, we

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Speaker 1: had a system in place in case someone peed their pants.

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Speaker 1: I never saw it happen, but there were curtains and

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Speaker 1: a blow dryer and a pair of sweats just in case,

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Speaker 1: since we would have to get on with the show.

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Speaker 4: They come back from the showcase showed down and they

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Speaker 4: just have different pants. It's like little Jimmy in second

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Speaker 4: grade when you're like, I know, you weren't wearing those earlier.

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Speaker 1: And they do have a lot of like older people

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Speaker 1: in the audience, usually who are contestants on the show.

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Speaker 2: So bladder control would totally be a problem.

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Speaker 3: She just auction them off now that they're soiled.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting because we have something similar with this radio program.

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Speaker 1: If Laser Stories ever gets too funny and someone mistakenly

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Speaker 1: takes a tuesy did you take it to.

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Speaker 2: It's happened a lot. This guy is here for the cleanup.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, is it for you know it's I think

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Speaker 4: it's only Jeffy the turtle is just.

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Speaker 2: Down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: But he will be here in three days time, so

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Speaker 1: you just have to be patient and it will get

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Speaker 1: cleaned up.

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Speaker 3: That's what the smell is.

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Speaker 2: That's what means the stories has come from an end

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Speaker 2: of the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 2: on Friday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.