1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right after 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: letter for today, and the subject is how did he 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: get that in his shoe? And wait till you find 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: out what's in his shoe that's coming You. 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: Can get it in there. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: You get it in there right now. 8 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: The nephew you put in my shoe? 9 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: What you wouldn't want to put this on your shoe? 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 3: All right? 11 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: The nephew is here, whip yeah with today's prank phone call? 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 2: What you got for its new? 13 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 4: I didn't put a whole hot dog in my shoe 14 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 4: because I ain't want to shout with nobody. 15 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 2: I did to put the thumb in my shoe. I 16 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: know how to do it. That's now. 17 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: It was wrapped up called feet though. 18 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 2: Have you seen how fret of my feet on? Have 19 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 2: you ever seen who told you that? Clarencell y'all? 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 4: This is right here has Apartment three sixteen, Apartment three 21 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 4: sixteen cut. 22 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is deal, Hey, deal, 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 3: how you doing? Man? My name is Bond. Dude you 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 3: live in to make sure I got the right dude, man, 25 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 3: you live in court right for apartments. Yeah, I live 26 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 3: in going on, okay, you live in an apartment of 27 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 3: three sixteen. 28 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 5: Right, yeah, it is something I need to be worried. 29 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 3: I was going on with my no, no, no, everything 30 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 3: cool with your apartment. Man. Uh, I got your number 31 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 3: from the lady at the at the least in office. 32 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 5: Regarding say, wasn't I what's it? What's it in regards 33 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 5: to well. 34 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 3: Actually, what's going to happen is I'm finna move to court. 35 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 3: And what I wanted to do, you know, uh see 36 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 3: me in every apartment I've always had. I've always lived 37 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 3: in apartment three sixteen, and I know you in three sixteen, 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 3: so they, you know, the girl at the office gave me, 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 3: you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else 40 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 3: where I can be in room three sixteen. I gotta be. 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 3: You know. It's just real superstitious, I know, but I 42 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 3: kind of got to have part. 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 5: You say you ain't Vaughn. 44 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm. 45 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 5: Going right, Vaughn. And who gave you my number again? 46 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: One of the ladies at the lease in office when 47 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 3: I was over there. 48 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 5: Who was it? 49 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 3: I can't really remember her name? Man. 50 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 5: Uh well listen cut to and I'm gonna tell you 51 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 5: like this, man, don't called me for nothing like that. Man, Now, 52 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 5: I ain't moving out my apartment. Man, I've been staying 53 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 5: up for four years. When I move out of the apartment, 54 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 5: I move in the house. I understand all this got 55 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 5: going with your Which is which? Whatever it is? It's 56 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,639 Speaker 5: three sixteen, you one three two, that's on you, man, 57 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 5: it ain't. 58 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 3: I got to stay in three sixteen. Man, see that, 59 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't find the least, 60 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 3: so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment. 61 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 3: So I said, I'm gonna try to tell you would 62 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 3: you like to which? Which other apartment would you like 63 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 3: to move to? And I'm going to get them to 64 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 3: move your stuff. 65 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 5: All the time over than nothing. I ain't nothing moving 66 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 5: on things, gonna move the numbers. You can add them up, 67 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,239 Speaker 5: divide them, do whatever you want to them. But I 68 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 5: ain't moving. So you're gonna have to get that to 69 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 5: your head. Man. And really, I'm because I don't know 70 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 5: what gave you my number was like this, I mean, 71 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 5: work is called me because I don't even. 72 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 3: Know no vun no, no, you don't know me, DoD, 73 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 3: I asked them who was in three sixteen. They told 74 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 3: me it ain't. 75 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 5: None of your business going three sixteen. 76 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 3: Man, Hey listen, man, I'm trying to do this as 77 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 3: respectful as possible. You know, Like I said, I really 78 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 3: can't function unless I'm living in a. 79 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,399 Speaker 5: Just restuct me. Then do it disrespect for them, because 80 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 5: I'm gonna saw them do this. You called me with 81 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 5: like this. I don't get favorite now, don't care if 82 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 5: that was your favorite scription. 83 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 3: Okay, call me with like that. 84 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 5: Man. 85 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 3: See, now you're gonna make this hard, okay, so let 86 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 3: me let me tell you this to you. And I 87 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,119 Speaker 3: already told the lady I want to be in three sixteen. 88 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 3: She told me I needed to deal with Dell. Now 89 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 3: I'm trying to deal with you in a polite way, okay, 90 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 3: because like I say, I can't function, man, unless I'm 91 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 3: in apartment three sixteen, I can't. I can't even get 92 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 3: them go to work. I cannot function, Okay, I have 93 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 3: to have that apartment number. 94 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 5: Dude, Right, So it sounds like you got a problem 95 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 5: on your hands. Man, whatever your pridem is, that's your problem. 96 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 5: Ain't got to do with me coming you know like that. 97 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 5: Like I say, I've been staying in three sixteen. I'm 98 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 5: gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to a house. 99 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 5: You need to fire something else to do? And really 100 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 5: I'm stopping. They gave you my number to call me 101 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 5: with is I can't believe. 102 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 3: Like the way you're talking to you talking to me. First, 103 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 3: what you. 104 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 5: Come at me with? Come at me with a number 105 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 5: that looks like you man three sixteen? 106 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 3: What excuse me? Doog what you're saying? Now? 107 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,599 Speaker 5: You called me with this? I tell you what, man, 108 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 5: come at me or come at my problem that you 109 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 5: gonna see it? Man, you understand what I'm saying. 110 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 3: Hey, man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay, 111 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 3: all right, I said I'm trying to do. Listen to me. 112 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 3: I'm trying to tell you honestly, dog, I cannot function 113 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 3: outside of them three numbers. I have to live in 114 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 3: an apartment three sixteen. That ain't my business. Man. No, 115 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: I don't want to have to come move your but I. 116 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 5: Do hold on with running back, which you say. 117 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 3: I said, I don't want to have to move. YO 118 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 3: said that. 119 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 5: Now let me say what you're gonna come move my 120 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 5: I want? Hey, matter of fact, come yes, come on 121 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 5: come move three sixteen, three sixteen. I had a free 122 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 5: for you. Come on, man, come on, come move my man, 123 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 5: Come on, two tea insided, Come on, move yet all 124 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 5: kind of going on in the world with numbers they 125 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 5: got three und sixty five days deal with this. I 126 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,240 Speaker 5: mean it works. You want I'm on my nine to 127 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 5: five and you come at you bout three sixteen. I'm 128 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 5: gonna move somebody. That's all I got to say. Man, 129 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 5: it's gonna be you before I did, before I deal 130 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 5: with you, though, I'm gonna get least if even giving 131 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 5: you my number all day. 132 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 3: Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you. I have 133 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 3: to stay under them numbers. Man, I have to. I'm 134 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 3: superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that, 135 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 3: But I just happen to be like that. 136 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 5: You know, say, nobody ain't like that. Man, I ain't 137 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 5: got time to be dealing. Really, everybody ain't got time 138 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 5: to sit up listen like this. 139 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 3: Man. 140 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 5: You look at them christ Man, other than I've been 141 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 5: out this job looking what what the point of the 142 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 5: number did they get you? 143 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 3: They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that. 144 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 3: I don't I can't stay there man, that's why I'm. 145 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 5: A meat hed man Meet dead three twenty nine, six 146 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 5: o'clock to night. How bout them numbers? 147 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So how about these numbers right here? A 148 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 3: seven seven twenty nine Steve? What it means A seven 149 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 3: seven twenty. 150 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 5: Nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. 151 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 3: Ce, you ain't never heard that number before? 152 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 5: What's what it's down for me? 153 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 3: That's the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows. Because 154 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 3: this is nephew Tommy and you just got printed by 155 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 3: your coworker, Linda. 156 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 5: Ivy. Make that it's It's sounds crazy. Hell, I'll believe 157 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 5: it for us. Had me Rody got me about to 158 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 5: take off and go to the least now off the college? 159 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 5: Ain't now who you say? 160 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 3: Got enough? Ain't you got a coworker? Ain't limber, limber? 161 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 5: Ain't this about members? Coming from Linda? 162 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 3: Right now? 163 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 5: I wonder she takes so long she put Man, God, y'all. 164 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 3: I had going though, Man, Hey, Dale, I got one 165 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 3: more thing to ask, man, Dude, you're at work for really? 166 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 5: Yeah? 167 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 3: Hey man, what's the bad radio show in the land? 168 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 5: Man, Steve brother Morning Show? 169 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 3: All right, man, get back to work. Man, your phone 170 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 3: off the hook over there, all right. 171 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 2: And now you have it. Stupid is back in time, y'all, y'all, y'all, 172 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 2: did y'all miss me? I wasn't gone with to day, 173 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 2: did y'all miss me? 174 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 5: So? 175 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 2: Where were you yesterday? 176 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 4: In Detroit filming? I'm in Detroit. I'm in Detroit to 177 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 4: a November. 178 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 2: So you just get random mondays. It's not random mondays. 179 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 4: I was on camera, okay, and I couldn't come here 180 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 4: yesterday morning. 181 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 2: Y'all have to accept some of these things. We have 182 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 2: to accept anything. 183 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're at work, okay, Yeah, on camera zoom. 184 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 4: Steve be out there meeting the Princess Munda and all 185 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 4: these other people in all these. 186 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: You ain't Steve, he pays us. 187 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 2: Well, he ma. So now all you got off a standoff. 188 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 2: Now you got the job business. Thanksgiving Comedy Penncival. You 189 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 2: don't want to miss it. 190 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 4: Me and my girl Cheryl Underwood have teamed up and 191 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 4: we got tickets on sale right now at the New 192 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 4: Jersey Pack November the thirtieth tickets on sale. We got 193 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 4: Faness Mitchell with us, we got Dominique with us. We 194 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 4: got one hell of a comedy show. So Newark, New Jersey, 195 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 4: and everybody around the way. Come on, come on, come one, 196 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 4: come off. If you missed me at the New York 197 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,319 Speaker 4: City Winery, now you can catch me. 198 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 2: Because all I heard was, oh, I didn't get to 199 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 2: make it time. I wanted to see you. Tommy. 200 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,080 Speaker 4: Gonna be at the Pack alone with my girl, Cheryl Underwood, 201 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 4: Faness Mitchell and Dominique, New Jersey, Pack November thirtieth. 202 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 2: Y'all get y'all self some tickets. We're gonna have a 203 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:54,319 Speaker 2: damn food. 204 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter. 205 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 1: This subject is how did that get in his shoe? 206 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy 207 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: Morning Show.