Speaker 1: Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes
Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last
Speaker 1: remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness.
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House
Speaker 1: of Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air
Speaker 1: everywhere and welcome to the podcast O Joe, Ben Mallard
Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio Lady to provide you with a
Speaker 1: marginal addition of the Fifth Hour. And Danny, it is
Speaker 1: Sunday and that means male male male male male male,
Speaker 1: always a good thing right now. Yeah, Whenever I think
Speaker 1: of Mail, I of this annoying lady who lives a
Speaker 1: few condos down. Whenever the male guy or a UPS
Speaker 1: truck shows up, or the Amazon truck, she waddles outside
Speaker 1: and talks the guy's air off because she needs company
Speaker 1: and the guy is stuck out there for a long time.
Speaker 1: Feels so sorry for them. Ben. And sometimes I take
Speaker 1: the trash out and it's one of those awkward things
Speaker 1: where you gotta just kind of turn around and walk away.
Speaker 1: And say your final words as your back is turned,
Speaker 1: is that our future when we get old, that will
Speaker 1: just be so in need of human contact that the
Speaker 1: male person. My dad was the same way, Like he
Speaker 1: knew exactly when the mail was going to show up,
Speaker 1: and if the male person was there a few minutes late,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this was such a big deal. Like
Speaker 1: he could not and he could not understand why they
Speaker 1: would be late. And and he also loved to talk
Speaker 1: to the checker at the grocery store. Oh yeah, classic, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like I classic old guy move. My dad. My
Speaker 1: dad was really good at being an old guy. And
Speaker 1: he he also loved the waitresses and or the way,
Speaker 1: you know, the waiter, whoever is waiting on you at day,
Speaker 1: give them a hard time. I wanted to know all
Speaker 1: about him, give him a hard time, and then decide
Speaker 1: whether or not to leave them. Hey, that's a big thing,
Speaker 1: you know, service here, and you want to senior discount
Speaker 1: and all that. And I'm over on the side and
Speaker 1: I'm like coming, oh, hell, now we have the mail bag.
Speaker 1: I always look forward to the mail bag, and let's
Speaker 1: get right into it. It's all right, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: The wonderful Dulcetne so Ohio all his musical ability, and
Speaker 1: that brings us to you've got mail. Yes, these are
Speaker 1: actual letters send in by actual listeners like you. We
Speaker 1: always are growing the podcast audience and you don't have
Speaker 1: to be bashful. We always love when new people take
Speaker 1: the time out to send questions in. And if you
Speaker 1: want to send a question in right now, you don't
Speaker 1: have to wait till next week's mail bag. Send it
Speaker 1: in care of Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Or wait
Speaker 1: until Monday or Tuesday. In fact, this week, I believe
Speaker 1: on Monday we will be posting questions, so try to
Speaker 1: get your questions in earlier. This week. There's some scheduling
Speaker 1: issues that we have, so the way we can get
Speaker 1: into the podcast studio and record the podcast canna be
Speaker 1: a little different, so we need to make sure we
Speaker 1: have everything lined up. So but that's just this week.
Speaker 1: But Monday Facebook page Ben Mallor Show. First question comes
Speaker 1: from Nick in Wisconsin. He says, Hey, Ben and Danny
Speaker 1: g I'm sorry to inform you, but the podcast numbers
Speaker 1: for the radio show are going to go down by
Speaker 1: what and I am leaving a job that I get
Speaker 1: to listen live for about two hours to an overnight
Speaker 1: job to listen live for all four hours. That's from Nick.
Speaker 1: He says, it's been a while since I've worked overnights.
Speaker 1: What are some sleeping tips that you and Danny g
Speaker 1: have for sleeping during the day. Thank you in advance. Well, Nick,
Speaker 1: before we get to the sleep advice, just because you're
Speaker 1: alive radio listener, does not mean you cannot still download
Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay, I am not Danny. Are we gonna
Speaker 1: stop someone from downloading a podcast? Is there a rule
Speaker 1: that says if you listen live, you can't download the podcast?
Speaker 1: I say no. In fact, it's even better the second time.
Speaker 1: It's like left over something not only pizza. Think of
Speaker 1: it like pizza, Like that's the only left over I
Speaker 1: really pizza. At the very least, he can download the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast because these shows aren't live exactly, and
Speaker 1: you can't listen to this on any radio station anywhere,
Speaker 1: only alive in this ecosystem, I'm actually on the live
Speaker 1: are so your live show live? And then the Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour podcast downloaded? And you have to subscribe to the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour because you never know there might be some
Speaker 1: pop up episodes. Maybe Danny will feel like he wants
Speaker 1: to do his own episode one time, or I'll do something.
Speaker 1: You never know. You never know what's going on with that.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you. I should have asked you
Speaker 1: this off the podcast, but I am fascinated. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I hope you get this animal podcast thing going. I
Speaker 1: think that would be wonderful. I would want to hear that.
Speaker 1: We gotta get that going. Yeah, the Animal Thunderdome. The
Speaker 1: last I heard, they were securing some things behind the
Speaker 1: scenes and working on artwork and stuff like that. All
Speaker 1: the behind the scenes work that needs to be done
Speaker 1: before you launch a podcast is being worked on. WHOA alright,
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. Next up on the
Speaker 1: mail bag, These are again actual letters from actual listeners
Speaker 1: to the podcast, like oh, that's right, that's right before
Speaker 1: we move on. So for me and I don't sleep well.
Speaker 1: Next you're probably you don't want to hear what I
Speaker 1: have to say. I'm a terrible sleeper, but what I
Speaker 1: have learned over the years, you need a lot of
Speaker 1: I like a fan going. I like having some some
Speaker 1: white noise in the background. That's racist. I know, play
Speaker 1: the racist, but I like I like having noise in
Speaker 1: the background. I also blackout curtains, the thickest blackout curtains
Speaker 1: you can get. Walmart actually had some good ones. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they still do, but I'm talking about
Speaker 1: double layer blackout curtains. Yes and uh. And then also
Speaker 1: in addition to that, I even go as far as
Speaker 1: to where it's sleep mask. I have one ear plug.
Speaker 1: I have a bad ear so I can't put an
Speaker 1: ear plug in that. So my one good year I
Speaker 1: put the ear plug in. So I go to extreme measures.
Speaker 1: You could wear a mask. I feel like that is
Speaker 1: very confining. And do you don't feel claustrophobic with a
Speaker 1: mask on your face? No, it's a soft, padded mask,
Speaker 1: So I don't. I don't. It doesn't really bother me
Speaker 1: that much. Um, but I'd rather have that. I can't
Speaker 1: stand getting that light in your eyes and when you
Speaker 1: wake up, the first thing you see is the black mask.
Speaker 1: That doesn't freak you out. I'm used to it, but
Speaker 1: if it's not for you, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 1: But I I would buy. I find a room that
Speaker 1: only has one window, if possible, and I would buy.
Speaker 1: You can get those curtain rods that are double double crepit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd put blackout curtains on both, and that's what I
Speaker 1: would do. What about you, Danny, any tips? Yeah, blackout curtains,
Speaker 1: as you said, are a must. The noise is important
Speaker 1: because there's people outside. They don't give a shit that
Speaker 1: you're trying to sleep. They're slamming doors, they're screaming their
Speaker 1: mowing lawns. They have weed whackers in both hands. I
Speaker 1: would turn a TV on, I would turn rain noise on,
Speaker 1: turn on a voice that's soothing to you. That's one
Speaker 1: thing that would always help me. Boy, we talked about
Speaker 1: it for days now about how soothing Vince Scully's voice was.
Speaker 1: Who's the famous chef ben who unfortunately killed himself. Yes,
Speaker 1: I loved his voice. I would actually play reruns of
Speaker 1: his show, his travels show, So that was one thing
Speaker 1: that helped me sleep in the daytime. I would find
Speaker 1: a really soothing voice to have on in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Anthony Borden was very good at television and he left
Speaker 1: a lot of quotes behind and that was a shocker
Speaker 1: when yeah, really was. I watched that documentary. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the documentary they made where they it was really
Speaker 1: well made. I think it was on Netflix. It was
Speaker 1: on HBO. I forget which one. They're all the same
Speaker 1: to me. But it was an Anthony Boordain documentary and
Speaker 1: they had a computer recreated voice, so part of it
Speaker 1: was actually it sounded just like him. It was wild. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't got to see that yet. It was really
Speaker 1: well done. They did a good job. And one of
Speaker 1: his quotes, your body is not a temple at an
Speaker 1: amusement park, and enjoy the ride. Apparently the the ride
Speaker 1: went off the tracks there unfortunately at the end. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see here come back. It's sim call Boss Fan
Speaker 1: Jimmy from Big Orange Country rights in for both you guys. Ben.
Speaker 1: Have you had any more gallbladder attacks or close calls?
Speaker 1: Danny G. What do you think about all the drill
Speaker 1: rapping personally? Uh? I hate it. Bring back the nineties
Speaker 1: with dr dre that's from Walls Fan Jimmy. So I
Speaker 1: can't have any gall bladder attacks because I don't have
Speaker 1: my gall bladder. They chopped it out of me several
Speaker 1: years back, and so I don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 1: But I do have the effects of not having a
Speaker 1: gall bladder, which are very marginal, very marginal. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: used to it right now, and then you don't need
Speaker 1: the gall bladder, um and so, so yeah, I really
Speaker 1: have any issues. I know you're you're hoping for a
Speaker 1: nice poop story cooped in a bathroom. I don't have
Speaker 1: one of those right now, but you never know, could
Speaker 1: could happen at any moment. Danny, your thoughts on the
Speaker 1: rap community as it stands here in One generation is
Speaker 1: always going to think that the next generation is not
Speaker 1: as good as their's when it comes to music. I
Speaker 1: don't want to sound like that guy, get off my lawn,
Speaker 1: but there is something to say about eighties nineties music
Speaker 1: and movies and how much time and effort and perfection
Speaker 1: was put into those projects, whereas recently a lot of
Speaker 1: musical and movie productions. I guess you could say we're
Speaker 1: shipped out really fast, and you could tell on some
Speaker 1: of the projects. Now, you do find some really good
Speaker 1: rappers of this generation, like Kendrick Lamar and j Cole
Speaker 1: and guys like that that still have beauty and the
Speaker 1: lyrics and their production. Um. So I would just lean
Speaker 1: on those guys, because yeah, there's a lot of mumble
Speaker 1: mouth rappers. They sound like they got marbles or rocks
Speaker 1: in their mouth, and the lyrics suck. They're not rapping
Speaker 1: about anything that's noteworthy. So I get what he's saying.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I guess you've got to
Speaker 1: find the standout guys that are out right now. We're
Speaker 1: also not in the demo per se, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: isn't that part of the problem. It's crazy to me
Speaker 1: that all of this stuff, which I think, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of there with you. I think a lot of this
Speaker 1: is crap app But twenty five years from now, this
Speaker 1: will be what people look back on and say this
Speaker 1: was the good stuff. But you know, it was only
Speaker 1: a few years ago, Ben that I still was having
Speaker 1: my turntables on in a club. There were a lot
Speaker 1: of youngsters that also thought the dr DRE music was
Speaker 1: better than some of this crap that's out right now.
Speaker 1: It's one of the reasons why vinyl has made such
Speaker 1: a huge comeback, because vintage records and vintage artists are
Speaker 1: being appreciated more and more. So, Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 1: We're maybe we're not the demo, But at the same time,
Speaker 1: there's even some younger people that are looking back at
Speaker 1: the music like damn, how come we can't make some
Speaker 1: classics like that right now? It's like when we were kids,
Speaker 1: we listened to music from the fifties unless we didn't,
Speaker 1: unless we did not. It's funny, though, what what was oldies?
Speaker 1: When we were kids? An oldie station played like you know,
Speaker 1: Elvis and like oldies music. Zach Ban on k Earth
Speaker 1: one oh one they play sugar Hill Gang Ye old.
Speaker 1: They play rappers delight on an oldies station. Pretty wild,
Speaker 1: He's really wild. If you want to feel old or
Speaker 1: you want to have a mind trip, think about that.
Speaker 1: A rap song is now on an oldie station. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, that is forty year old music.
Speaker 1: So that's crazy to think that that's fourty year old music.
Speaker 1: But holy crap, where did it all go? Danny? Where
Speaker 1: has it all gone? I can't believe it. Man. That's
Speaker 1: that's great, all right? Kevin in Kansas right soon, says
Speaker 1: dear Ben and Danny ge With the passing of Vince Gully,
Speaker 1: I think about the other great voices of sports. I
Speaker 1: have memories of Kurt Goudy, Merlin Olson, dick Enberg. I
Speaker 1: know you don't do Mount Rushmore's, but who are some
Speaker 1: of your favorite voices from radio and television. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll engage Kevin whye out. It's the podcast What the hell?
Speaker 1: Anything that brings you back to your youth. That's always
Speaker 1: I always go by that, like, there's only a few
Speaker 1: guys left Brett Musburger, who retired, who turned down our
Speaker 1: podcast unfortunately, but Musburger. I watched a Musburger game and
Speaker 1: I had flashed back to when I was ten years old.
Speaker 1: The only guy left for me is al Michaels. I
Speaker 1: watch al Michael's call a football game, and I flashed
Speaker 1: back to when I was a kid. So that's a
Speaker 1: great thing. I don't think there's anyone else. Joe Buck.
Speaker 1: I was an adult when Joe Buck started. I remember
Speaker 1: Joe Buck's dad because I'm old Buck. We had a
Speaker 1: good and I chanced to talk to Joe Jack Buck
Speaker 1: in in spring training years a going Florida. But um,
Speaker 1: anybody for you, Danny that pops out there that he's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's that's classic Dick Edinburgh's voice. That's a plump pussy right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: To me, that was football like any drive, any game.
Speaker 1: He made it sound exciting. I think about him. Was
Speaker 1: it him and Dan fouts together. Yeah, they worked. Remember
Speaker 1: Charlie Jones great voice. Great was some other old like
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties NFL broadcastes. Was it, uh Crumpy or Trum
Speaker 1: What was the guy's name? Yes, yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. He was great, um Merlin Olson.
Speaker 1: I really liked watching him as a kid. Hanks Ram
Speaker 1: is another one, Hankstram, Hanksram. Yeah, there's some good voices man.
Speaker 1: For baseball, there was only two as a kid, and
Speaker 1: that was Vince Scully. And then when I would be
Speaker 1: in the Bay with family up north, it was Bill King,
Speaker 1: the late great Bill King. He called basketball, he called baseball,
Speaker 1: he called football. That dude was a baller. I had
Speaker 1: a chance to meet Bill King, and I did. I Actually,
Speaker 1: when I was a stringer in the in the nineties,
Speaker 1: I was starting out, I took any gig I could get,
Speaker 1: and I had this gig with the Oakland Athletics. They
Speaker 1: did something called it was the Coca Cola road Report,
Speaker 1: and they'd go to a reporter at a different game
Speaker 1: and and I'd give the report and they in on
Speaker 1: the a's broadcast. I would like, let's go to Anaheim
Speaker 1: and get an update on the Angel game or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I do the I do the update, and then
Speaker 1: when the A's would come to the Big A, I
Speaker 1: would do stats for the radio team, you know, hang
Speaker 1: out with the guys. And Bill King was still doing
Speaker 1: the games at that time the A's actually this was
Speaker 1: after they had their great run with LaRussa uh Fosse
Speaker 1: was doing TV. Was Bill King and kN Korak, who
Speaker 1: had just started. He's still doing the A's. Ken Corak
Speaker 1: a great guy, very nice man. He had done minor
Speaker 1: league baseball in Vegas and some other places, and um
Speaker 1: just tremendously nice. But Bill King was doing the play
Speaker 1: by play. It was a very hot day in Anaheim.
Speaker 1: It was like near the end of the year. It
Speaker 1: was probably around actually was probably around this time, was
Speaker 1: like late August, early September. A sucked, the Angels sucked.
Speaker 1: I'm doing stats. It's a day game in Anaheim. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting now. Bill King's in the front row, the broadcasters
Speaker 1: in the front row. I'm in the bat I'm in
Speaker 1: the second row. And it gets to be like the
Speaker 1: third inning and Bill King gets up. He walks behind
Speaker 1: where I'm standing and proceeds to take his pants off
Speaker 1: and and then he he walks back to the broadcast
Speaker 1: chair wearing boxers. Yeah, yeah, he had like briefs on
Speaker 1: whatever that's uncomfortable. Yeah, old guy and breeze and Ken
Speaker 1: Korak told me, he said, don't worry, this is just Bill.
Speaker 1: This is what Bill does. You know. I guess he
Speaker 1: lived on a boat or something in the Bay Area
Speaker 1: and he took his freaking clothes off and sat there
Speaker 1: in the press box called the game and his underwear
Speaker 1: because it was too hot for him. But very nice man,
Speaker 1: very nice man, Bill King. And he had the great
Speaker 1: the Holy Roller, Right. Wasn't that his his call with
Speaker 1: the Raiders? He had a bunch of famous calls with Oakland?
Speaker 1: Didn't he do all? Did he do the Warriors too?
Speaker 1: I think? And a lot of people to this day
Speaker 1: will tell you that he was best at basketball play
Speaker 1: by play, which is mind blowing because that's not what
Speaker 1: he was known for. Yeah, I didn't hear him do
Speaker 1: the NBA. I didn't I heard him do baseball. Obviously
Speaker 1: in football because the Raider games were broadcast. The Warriors
Speaker 1: stunk back when he was doing the play by play
Speaker 1: for them, So maybe that's why he didn't get a
Speaker 1: lot of attention while he was doing that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people say that he was most gifted
Speaker 1: at calling basketball games. Yeah I got I kept pretty lucky.
Speaker 1: I got to meet a lot of the guys I
Speaker 1: really wanted to meet when I was a kid I
Speaker 1: look up to, like Harry Callis, who was the voice
Speaker 1: of NFL Films and the Phillies. I met him at
Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium. I got to ride in an elevator with
Speaker 1: Harry Carey, of all people. I'll never forget this to
Speaker 1: my last breath on this earth. It was in the
Speaker 1: elevator Dodger Stadium. I got there. Harry showed up at
Speaker 1: the same time. He didn't drive. He was near the
Speaker 1: end of his career, you know, the end of his
Speaker 1: life actually, and he had a driver he lived in
Speaker 1: when the Cubs. He didn't travel with the Cubs on
Speaker 1: the road at that point, but he came to l
Speaker 1: A because he had a place in Palm Springs, and
Speaker 1: so he would he would do the Dodger Cub games
Speaker 1: and getting the elevator and it's me Harry his driver,
Speaker 1: and they had and they still have this at Dodgers Daum.
Speaker 1: The elevator operates and they had this cute uh latina
Speaker 1: elevator operator and Harry starts like flirting with him in
Speaker 1: the I'm like, I'm having this surreal moment with Dani.
Speaker 1: Like Harry Carey is probably close to eighty at this point.
Speaker 1: He's in an elevator and he's like, hello, y'all Whitey.
Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing. It was about Harry carry
Speaker 1: getting his mac on. Yeah, we'll try and trying, And
Speaker 1: then I I also, uh, was it all the Ernie Harwell?
Speaker 1: I met Ernie Harwell at one point. That was a
Speaker 1: cool one. I feel like paddle Brian, I'm just dropping him.
Speaker 1: These are people that were legends and broadcasting. Ernie Harwell
Speaker 1: called the Tiger Games for a gazillion years. And you
Speaker 1: gave me a good idea. You mentioned uh Musburger. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna text him again because when he was in the
Speaker 1: middle of the Raiders playoff run last season, he big
Speaker 1: time does But now he's probably got some free time
Speaker 1: on his hands. Yeah, I'm sure that one thing that
Speaker 1: Brent Musburger wants to do in retirement is talk to us, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the one thing that he wants to do. Alright.
Speaker 1: Moving on, with the mail bag. I know, I come back.
Speaker 1: It's sign from now call al Rights and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: who sings the you wanna Golden Ticket jingle? He says,
Speaker 1: is it Eddie? No, it's not Eddie. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: come on, come on. It's a classic movie. Man. We
Speaker 1: even have to answer that the Willie Wanka chocolate factory,
Speaker 1: google the original Willy Wonka piece. Jean, I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: Geene Simmons, definitely not Jean Simmons. Jean Gene Walderan Wilder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how soon we forget Tom Looney reported his death prematurely.
Speaker 1: That's right. I remember that. It's very embarrassing. I was
Speaker 1: loving with Looney and Looney somehow before he had died,
Speaker 1: he wasn't dead. Wow, you get nothing. Gave the performance
Speaker 1: of his life in that movie. He's so sarcastic and
Speaker 1: does everything with this is straight face, Like when the
Speaker 1: little kid falls into the Chocolate river and he says, hell,
Speaker 1: somebody call the police. Was that an eighties movie? That
Speaker 1: had to be eighties? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, interesting all right?
Speaker 1: Next up from Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia. He says,
Speaker 1: for both you guys, I asked about the move to
Speaker 1: Burbank many months back. In the beginning, I thought the
Speaker 1: move was taking place around this time. Now I'm hearing
Speaker 1: the process has been slowed. So either one of you
Speaker 1: know why it's taking longer and is there a new
Speaker 1: target time for the big move? Why is this person
Speaker 1: going to bring us a basket? I like that Jason
Speaker 1: is very concerned about our move to the new studios
Speaker 1: because they've decided not to repair the old studios. So Jason,
Speaker 1: I don't know when we're moving. I was in Burbank.
Speaker 1: I had some meetings with some people in Burbank a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and I was given a tour
Speaker 1: of where the Fox Worts radio studios are going to be.
Speaker 1: And let's just say it ain't happen anytime soon. How
Speaker 1: about that. Let's let's say there's a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: that needs to happen before those things are done. Just
Speaker 1: blame it on all the wiring that needs to be done,
Speaker 1: miles and miles of wires and really quick. By the way,
Speaker 1: Ben Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. You and I
Speaker 1: saw it in the eighties, but it came out in
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one. Oh wow, is that all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I saw it in the eighties. I thought, yeah, you
Speaker 1: and I saw it as a VHS rental tape from
Speaker 1: a video store. Wild alright. So yeah, just we there's wiring.
Speaker 1: They're gonna they have to move the local l a
Speaker 1: cluster of radio stations. They're they're moving those stations around,
Speaker 1: So you have to move all of that wiring. Then
Speaker 1: you have to add new wiring or not just Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio, but the premier network shows which include Coast
Speaker 1: to Coast with George Nori and all the other Premier
Speaker 1: properties and the Knock Yeah, and Master Control operations and
Speaker 1: all that networate Network Operations Center. So it's a big
Speaker 1: pain in the behind. Let's see here. Mark writes in
Speaker 1: from Waverley, Iowa, and Mark says, what's the strangest thing
Speaker 1: a listener has sent? Well, this is an easy question.
Speaker 1: I have received not one, not two, but three bloody
Speaker 1: goat heads in the mail from Doc Mike, who still
Speaker 1: calls the show from Chicago. I'm going to DeCamp tap
Speaker 1: a goat, you know. He said, I'm gonna send you
Speaker 1: a goat. Hey. This is when the Cubs couldn't win
Speaker 1: the World Series and the Curse of the Billy Goat.
Speaker 1: And so he sent a bloody goat head to the
Speaker 1: studio and I was banned from getting mail because for
Speaker 1: several months they would not take any mail for me
Speaker 1: because this thing leaked blood in the mail room. They
Speaker 1: thought it might be human. They didn't realize they didn't
Speaker 1: know what it was. They like, if you if you
Speaker 1: get a package and there's blood dripping out of it,
Speaker 1: you don't know what to make of it. And so
Speaker 1: I had to explain I did not tell Doc Mike
Speaker 1: to send me a bloody goat head. He did it
Speaker 1: on his own. It wasn't my doing. And Annie Z
Speaker 1: who you know, Danny, Oh my god? Did I have
Speaker 1: to go through hoops and there shouldn't be blood in
Speaker 1: the mail room. Yeah, you can't do that. Ben, You've
Speaker 1: got to tell your crazy listeners they can't send that
Speaker 1: stuff here. And like as like z Dog, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him to send it. What do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? They send it, I give out
Speaker 1: the address they sent it. And so then Doc after that,
Speaker 1: Doc every package he sent he wrote in large black marker,
Speaker 1: no goat products, no animal products. Thank god. He has
Speaker 1: moved on to mailing urine. Yeah. Now he just sends
Speaker 1: me you're in related books. That's the that's the big
Speaker 1: thing that he sends now. But that's the answer mark.
Speaker 1: And that's a good name for a town. Waverley, Iowa.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard that over the years, Chris
Speaker 1: in Alaska. Right. So, and he says, can we buy
Speaker 1: autographed merchandise? No, I've tried merchandise before. I'll tell you what, Chris.
Speaker 1: If enough people say, hey, we want to buy a
Speaker 1: shirt or a hat or something like that, let me know.
Speaker 1: I've had people say, what about a coin like a
Speaker 1: Mallard Show coin, Like, if there's something you guys are
Speaker 1: jones and for I would be willing to do it.
Speaker 1: Every time I put a deal together to make shirts,
Speaker 1: it's just been a pain in the ass because, as
Speaker 1: you know, Danny, people love things for free, and it's
Speaker 1: not You've got a charge for this stuff and people
Speaker 1: don't like to pay for it, and then they complain
Speaker 1: it's not perfect and all that. So you've got to
Speaker 1: deal with shipping and all that. And it's better to
Speaker 1: just do a shirt as a giveaway. That way, some
Speaker 1: he gets it for free, and can you really complain
Speaker 1: about something you got for free. Yeah, I guess you can, right.
Speaker 1: We used to give stuff away at the radio station
Speaker 1: and at the FM radio stations, and people would still
Speaker 1: complain about stuff they got for free. It was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: We had a joke at the station. We'd be like,
Speaker 1: if we gave away a free car, the person would
Speaker 1: complain that it wasn't a full tank of gas in
Speaker 1: the car. Oh for sure. Oh yeah. I remember doing
Speaker 1: giveaways back in the day and the same thing. And
Speaker 1: there's always those people only call for the giveaway the
Speaker 1: hotline fright hors. Yeah, and I saw firsthand because I
Speaker 1: worked at Kiss AM, but Kiss FM, Holy crap. They
Speaker 1: would say I were giving away something at the ones.
Speaker 1: I think it was like one of the type shows
Speaker 1: did a special on people that just do that as
Speaker 1: their job. They just have all the radio stations on
Speaker 1: speed dial and they just win everything. Yeah, it's hard
Speaker 1: to do now. A lot of those contests have become
Speaker 1: national contect. Wasn't the case years ago, though. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were giving crap away. We were giving I remember oh
Speaker 1: man in San Diego, Holy crap, I got so fat.
Speaker 1: They had to deal with Nestley. This is a bad situation.
Speaker 1: So I'd go to San Diego to work at the station,
Speaker 1: and the FM X I think it was called. Is
Speaker 1: that the you know, I don't know if you're familiar, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the alternative rock station. Yeah X, really popular station in
Speaker 1: San Diego. So they had with six ninety they had
Speaker 1: some kind of Nestle promotion. So there were crates of
Speaker 1: Nestley candy bars and the guys were like, you know,
Speaker 1: just eat whatever you want, and we got I can't
Speaker 1: give all these away, you know, we're giving away. But
Speaker 1: that was just keep sending more in. So I had
Speaker 1: the green light eat as many Nestle candy bars as
Speaker 1: I could, and I just kept eating. It was like
Speaker 1: double fisting. It was like it was terrible. I was
Speaker 1: more concerned about him giving me a double fish. You
Speaker 1: just reminded me of a funny memory. Mountain Dew loved
Speaker 1: my FM station that I programmed in Ventura, Santa Barbara,
Speaker 1: and they would send us palettes of Code Red. Do
Speaker 1: you remember Mountain Dew Code Red? I do remember that. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: we had Code red coming out of our ears. I
Speaker 1: mean everyone, the staff drank it like it was water.
Speaker 1: We had the little Code Red refrigerators in every room
Speaker 1: at the business offices and studios. And I had DJ's
Speaker 1: take it home, take some of that home, get it
Speaker 1: out of here. We couldn't get rid of it. That's funny,
Speaker 1: that is Uh yeah, well those are the old days.
Speaker 1: That's not like that anymore though, you know they put
Speaker 1: that lock and key these days. No, no, no, no no, alright,
Speaker 1: what is next year? On The Good Old Fashioned Male?
Speaker 1: All right, come back, it's sign from now Call Neil
Speaker 1: and Jasper Indiana rights in can't close the deal O'Neil legend.
Speaker 1: On the show, he says, what is your favorite moment
Speaker 1: receiving something from a fan? Uh? Yeah, so my favorite moment.
Speaker 1: People have been very kind. I've done these Mallard meat
Speaker 1: and greets all over the country, from Seattle to Boston,
Speaker 1: and it's really neat when you meet people and they
Speaker 1: bring something for you, like a book or a shirt
Speaker 1: or a hat, and and it's it's great because it's
Speaker 1: something special from them. And I've I've kept a lot
Speaker 1: of that stuff over the years, and people in Seattle
Speaker 1: were very kind, brought a lot of stuff. Boston, I've
Speaker 1: gotten some random and very unique hats and things like that.
Speaker 1: That are pretty pretty cool. Uh, he says. Also a
Speaker 1: second question, favorite memory from a caller living or deceased.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean I remember a lot of actually
Speaker 1: remember a lot of the callers that have died. Random
Speaker 1: I'll be like driving and I'll remember something funny Genie
Speaker 1: and Medford did, or how when she was having the
Speaker 1: party at her house in Medford, just randomly, and then
Speaker 1: that guy gets on at the very end, and you're like,
Speaker 1: what's going on. There's a party in Medford. This is weird.
Speaker 1: What's going on right now? What is going on in Medford, Oregon? Well,
Speaker 1: there's a guy. There's there's a guy there now. Also
Speaker 1: that's Joe. They're having a party in Medford and they're
Speaker 1: listening to our show. It's a party in Medford. Hello,
Speaker 1: Joe Hi, I like the Saint. Yes, I remember that
Speaker 1: was hilarious. It's Joe Hi. I like the Saints. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that. I remember Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay,
Speaker 1: who was like the male version of Genie and Medford.
Speaker 1: I I beer drinking. Brian obviously is fresh in my
Speaker 1: mind because he passed away earlier this year, so remember
Speaker 1: some of the craziness with him and Uh, spoken Gary
Speaker 1: who used to be one of my regular guys. Uh.
Speaker 1: There was our kid caller from Virginia who died in
Speaker 1: a car accident at a young age. I remember some
Speaker 1: of the calls we had with him, and so so yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably remember more of the deceased callers than the living,
Speaker 1: which is I guess good and bad at the same time.
Speaker 1: The callers, Danny that you remember that well. And first
Speaker 1: of all, I wanted to shout out Tammy and Montana
Speaker 1: because over the years she sent us some really cool
Speaker 1: things in the mail. Oh the cake thing that was amazing.
Speaker 1: We had the cake year of cakes from the cake
Speaker 1: Benefactor as you called her. And also, you know this,
Speaker 1: some people may not realize that I'm the back to
Speaker 1: back NFL book. I'm champion on your show back to
Speaker 1: Back Here's and she sent me an actual trophy for
Speaker 1: the book that has the back to back years on
Speaker 1: the trophy. Is that displayed at the Danny Ga. You
Speaker 1: know it is when people look at that, They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you win a title in high school? And I'm like, nope,
Speaker 1: back to back book, I'm champion baby board on board. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see, as far as callers, we talked about this
Speaker 1: just last week. Actually, that duet that Eddie did on
Speaker 1: the air where we heard Eddie sing for the first
Speaker 1: time the way we were lazy gentlemen, scattered pictures, the
Speaker 1: smiles we left. When you laugh uncontrollably, Ben, that is
Speaker 1: radio gold. That's Marconi worthy. And you can't stop. Once
Speaker 1: you start, you can't stop. Yeah, it is true. I
Speaker 1: when I get oh and it's and Eddie, it was
Speaker 1: all you know, Eddie's all button up, serious guy and
Speaker 1: all that. Lets see him singing. Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: happened a few times, like when coupe ate the vassiline
Speaker 1: eate that seventy old hot dog and you just hear
Speaker 1: all of us genuinely losing it with laughter in the background,
Speaker 1: and you hear your high pitched giggle happening. I think
Speaker 1: those were the moments I remember the most on your show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those were good times. Next up, I didn't get the
Speaker 1: name on this one. I don't think they put their name.
Speaker 1: He says, what is your fasting schedule? Look like I
Speaker 1: try one or two days a week, but usually fail
Speaker 1: and do the last five or seven days of the
Speaker 1: month to make up for it. Yeah, so you have to.
Speaker 1: First of all, you find out what works for you.
Speaker 1: All right, everyone's different. I'm different than you. But the
Speaker 1: one thing we all have in come, right, is that
Speaker 1: to form a habit, it takes I think the numbers
Speaker 1: like sixties six days or something like that. It takes
Speaker 1: a there's a finite amount of time, but you have
Speaker 1: to be committed to the fasting cult. And I eat
Speaker 1: most of the time one meal a day. Now on
Speaker 1: the weekends, i'll have a lunch and dinner, but I
Speaker 1: usually during the week one meal. I'll skip a day
Speaker 1: during the week, I'll go forty eight hours. Actually that
Speaker 1: we're doing this right now in real time. Let me
Speaker 1: check my I'm gonna check my fasting app here Danny
Speaker 1: here live on the podcast on delay, and let's see here,
Speaker 1: I am at thirty eight hours and twenty six minutes
Speaker 1: of a fast and I will I haven't been to
Speaker 1: bed yet, so I'll probably the time I eat, it'll
Speaker 1: probably be forty forty six hours before I eat. But
Speaker 1: I do that once a week. And is it only water? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can I only drink water. I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I still drink water. I don't eat any kind of food.
Speaker 1: Or anything like that, but no other liquids, no other
Speaker 1: kind of drink or soup or anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you want to go into catosis. Is that how
Speaker 1: you say it? I think that's it. Whatever, the big
Speaker 1: fancy word is where you burn fat and all that.
Speaker 1: But you gotta find out what works for you. But
Speaker 1: I would say you gotta stick with because if you
Speaker 1: only make it one or two days, you try the
Speaker 1: one day. We think I would start out with like
Speaker 1: a thirteen hour fast because that's really most people sleep it.
Speaker 1: I don't sleep in hours, but a lot of people
Speaker 1: sleep in hours. So that's just don't eat a couple
Speaker 1: hours before bed, and don't eat a couple hours after
Speaker 1: you wake up, and then boom, it's thirteen hours. That's nothing.
Speaker 1: And then slowly work your way up bit by bit
Speaker 1: by bit, and you know, if this is your thing,
Speaker 1: and go for knock yourself out, have a fine. Next
Speaker 1: up is Buried from Music City, says yo Yo mob Benny.
Speaker 1: I had to take a few weeks off contributing to
Speaker 1: the show. I had to consult with the Saudias for
Speaker 1: a few million, But now I'm back, he said, Uh,
Speaker 1: you have been at the podcast for a bit over
Speaker 1: two years. I think my question is are you surprised
Speaker 1: that you still get original, unique questions asked of you
Speaker 1: and Danny on the Sunday edition. Yes. I always get
Speaker 1: concerned Danny that, oh, this is the week that nothing's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, no questions. And people have been very good. Barry,
Speaker 1: you've been great, and Alf and so many Ohio, al,
Speaker 1: so many super fans of the podcast on the radio show.
Speaker 1: And we want to get new voices also, we want
Speaker 1: new people asking questions. But it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought, man, that that's a talent that
Speaker 1: our parents didn't want us to have as kids, but
Speaker 1: would come in handy as an adult because when we
Speaker 1: were kids, we wouldn't shut up. We asked so many questions, Mom,
Speaker 1: why is this? Dad? Why? Mom? Why? Why? Why? Question
Speaker 1: after question. I remember my mom at one point saying,
Speaker 1: if you ask one more question during this car ride,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the car over and slap you. Why.
Speaker 1: By nature, people are inquisitive, so that really helps, al right.
Speaker 1: Next up on the mailbag, we have Pierre from halfway
Speaker 1: between Springfield and Wooster. He says, now that the NFL
Speaker 1: preseason is kicked off. I feel that it is okay
Speaker 1: that you spill the beans about the top secret, high
Speaker 1: level negotiations that you have been having behind the scenes
Speaker 1: regarding Benny versus the Penny. All of us are sitting
Speaker 1: on the edge of our seats, hanging on every word.
Speaker 1: Please tell me that there won't be any time restraints,
Speaker 1: because the best part of the show was when you
Speaker 1: interacted with us the common man in the chat, regardless
Speaker 1: of what happens with Benny Versus the Penny. I hope
Speaker 1: that you have some outlet that you will allow us
Speaker 1: to interact with you in real time outside of the show.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can do play by play of marble racing
Speaker 1: on Twitch when we get locked down again, says Pierre.
Speaker 1: So Pierre, I would love to spill the beans. I
Speaker 1: thought I would have some information by now. I have
Speaker 1: been awaiting green light, yellow light, red light. I have
Speaker 1: not gotten a green light. I have not gotten a
Speaker 1: yellow light. I have not gotten a red light. And
Speaker 1: as you can attest Danny, in this business, waiting is
Speaker 1: a lot of what we end up doing when these
Speaker 1: these opportunities present themselves. So I'm not as optimistic as
Speaker 1: I was that this is going to happen because it
Speaker 1: hasn't happened. But I'm also I'm feeling somewhat decent because
Speaker 1: I haven't been told no. So until you're told no,
Speaker 1: there's a shot. So that's where I am on that,
Speaker 1: and I promise you, Pierre, depending on scheduling issues, I
Speaker 1: will do something, whether more, asked Ben on on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll strike up the twitch thing and give that
Speaker 1: a shot and and do a bit, but we'll we'll
Speaker 1: do something. We'll do something for sure. Next up, John writes,
Speaker 1: and he says, do you recall when Don Drysdale passed
Speaker 1: away suddenly on a road trip to Montreal Scully Ben
Speaker 1: Scully came on and was very emotional and shocked but
Speaker 1: said something along the lines that we still have to
Speaker 1: go to this game, We have to do. This game
Speaker 1: had to be tough. John said, Yeah. In fact, we
Speaker 1: had a Ross Porter on on this podcast not that
Speaker 1: long ago and loss. I think that was the same
Speaker 1: weekend in Montreal where it might maybe it was around
Speaker 1: that time he did the longest game for a single
Speaker 1: play by play guy, and it was because Vin had
Speaker 1: left to go do a network game for NBC and
Speaker 1: Drysdale was obviously it passed away, and so Ross had
Speaker 1: to do entire like twenty six inning game by him
Speaker 1: by himself. But Scully was the master. Vin was the
Speaker 1: master of that. And as so many people have given
Speaker 1: universal tributes, I caught your on air tribute and it
Speaker 1: was really good. What a guy. Oh thank you. I
Speaker 1: I and I didn't even tell that scratched the surface
Speaker 1: on some of those stories from from back in the day,
Speaker 1: but I I still remember working up the courage to
Speaker 1: ask him if he listened. I thought he listened to
Speaker 1: Dodger Talk on the way home, and Vin just pointed
Speaker 1: out very politely, and he listens like classical music. Ben
Speaker 1: Ben is one of those guys where we had talked
Speaker 1: about it on a past podcast where I told you,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how we're gonna be able to deal
Speaker 1: with it when Vin passes away. He's one of those
Speaker 1: guys where he felt like our real grandfather, and we've
Speaker 1: actually talked about it that we can't even think about
Speaker 1: losing him, and so when it actually happened, it's just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was such a sad night and day after, and
Speaker 1: still right now it feels like a loss in the family.
Speaker 1: And the thing about the timeline of Vince Killy's career.
Speaker 1: He was a broadcaster of baseball for two and a
Speaker 1: half generation. Actually more than two and a half generations.
Speaker 1: Generation A generation is twenty five years rough from the
Speaker 1: time of child's born until they become an adult. Shall
Speaker 1: we say most people around the age of twenty five,
Speaker 1: give or takes, start they have their own cell phone plan.
Speaker 1: Finally they get off the cell phone plan, off the insurance,
Speaker 1: they start their own families and things like that, and
Speaker 1: so roughly twenty five years. So he did sixty seven
Speaker 1: years of Dodger basement. So the math on that, that's
Speaker 1: two generations plus seventeen years on top of that, which
Speaker 1: is only eight years away from a totally different generation.
Speaker 1: And uh, it was very cool and could have been
Speaker 1: a complete a whole. And he loved hanging out in
Speaker 1: the press box. He loved having a conversation with the scouts.
Speaker 1: He would always talk to the scouts. I remember there
Speaker 1: was a table in the press box at Dodger Stadium
Speaker 1: where the scouts would mingle and you know, shoot the
Speaker 1: bullshit about what was going on with their particular teams.
Speaker 1: And they would always welcome Vin over, and Vin love
Speaker 1: to trade stories with those guys. And of course a
Speaker 1: lot of those guys were old baseball players that had
Speaker 1: some of that had played for the Dodgers and knew
Speaker 1: who Vin was, and he would he would sit there
Speaker 1: and they'd go back and forth, and then picked up
Speaker 1: a lot of antidotes from that, and he shared a
Speaker 1: lot of things with those guys. And uh and and
Speaker 1: I also I remember one time I didn't tell the
Speaker 1: story on the show the other day, but uh my,
Speaker 1: I don't know, how's the relations So my brothers, my
Speaker 1: brother was in l a from New York with he
Speaker 1: was at a Dodging game with his my nieces, his
Speaker 1: two daughters and his father in law. And so I
Speaker 1: at the time, this is I had access to the
Speaker 1: press box. So I was like, you know, showing off
Speaker 1: little girls. Didn't give a shit about the press box.
Speaker 1: But the father in law, this guy was like, this
Speaker 1: is cool, right, And so we happened to walk through
Speaker 1: the press box and I gave him a tour. I
Speaker 1: showed him everything. And it was the seventh inning stretch.
Speaker 1: And at the seventh inning stretch then would go out
Speaker 1: and walk around the press box to get some steps
Speaker 1: in while the seventh inning stretch was going on, and
Speaker 1: everything lined up in a road. This it was a
Speaker 1: day game, everything lined up in a row. So I'm
Speaker 1: taking the girls and the father in law, Scully, walks
Speaker 1: out of the press box and he sees these two
Speaker 1: little my two nieces, and you know, then when he
Speaker 1: sees kids, he lights up, you know, and he smiled
Speaker 1: the way you know. The kids didn't know the hell
Speaker 1: he was, but the father was like father was like
Speaker 1: thought I was like the coolest guy in the world,
Speaker 1: because Van of course was very nice to him and
Speaker 1: said hello, how are you doing, and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: So that was just one added story that I recall
Speaker 1: from many many years ago. These little both girls are
Speaker 1: about ones in college and the other one is about
Speaker 1: to be in college, so they're growing up now. So yeah,
Speaker 1: uh do a few more. Here on the mail bag,
Speaker 1: John in Colorado writes, and he says, when traveling, do
Speaker 1: you guys keep the unused soap and shampoo? So I
Speaker 1: I used to do this all the time, and then
Speaker 1: I realized I never actually end up using it, So
Speaker 1: what's the you know, what's the point. I have my
Speaker 1: own shampoo and soap at home, but I for years
Speaker 1: and I used to travel a fair amount in my
Speaker 1: younger days, and I would keep that. I'd have a
Speaker 1: whole suitcase full of uh soap and shampoo, and I
Speaker 1: never ended up using. What about you, Danny. If it's
Speaker 1: spans see and they just use amazing, fancy, expensive products,
Speaker 1: then it's worth taking. If it's just standard average hair products, nah,
Speaker 1: you're out. Yeah. And I think they put that into
Speaker 1: the charge of the hotel room. They don't. They like,
Speaker 1: you're you're paying for the soup, whether you take it
Speaker 1: or not. They throw it in there. Uh, let's do
Speaker 1: one more. Mike from Fullerton rights in. He says, first off,
Speaker 1: to Pierre from East of the Rockies who asked if
Speaker 1: Fullerton is west of the four oh five last week,
Speaker 1: all I have to say is keep my city's name
Speaker 1: out of your damn mouth. Um, Mike. This guy, Mike's
Speaker 1: pretty funny. This guy fur Dog, and he's he's getting
Speaker 1: a lot of airtime, Danny, and I've noticed some of
Speaker 1: the other fans of the show are jealous, getting jealous
Speaker 1: of fur Dog because he's getting a lot of attention
Speaker 1: and and they don't like it. And Mike says, I'm
Speaker 1: a big chicken finger guy, like you Ben, they are
Speaker 1: my face. Every thing to order at Marie Calendars, even
Speaker 1: with their chicken finger combo being called a summer picnic.
Speaker 1: I also used to like the drink called the Shirley Temple,
Speaker 1: but there's no way I'd order that anymore. My question
Speaker 1: to you guys is, have either of you ever been
Speaker 1: embarrassed for ordering something with a dumb or girly sounding
Speaker 1: name to it? So, yeah, what I would do, Mike
Speaker 1: or fur Dog, my move would be, even if they
Speaker 1: call the chicken fingerplate as you say here at Marie Calendars,
Speaker 1: the Shirley Temple, my move would be, I just want
Speaker 1: the chicken fingers. I wouldn't call it the goofy name
Speaker 1: I'd I'd call it the more masculine more like chicken
Speaker 1: fingers is a masculine name. But I that's what I
Speaker 1: would That would be my move. And I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: I don't know there's anything that off the top of
Speaker 1: my head that I order that's got a really kind
Speaker 1: of ridiculous name to it. So I would say, no, Danny,
Speaker 1: anything on your plate. I mean, you order anything from
Speaker 1: the Starbucks drive through, and you sound pretty silly because
Speaker 1: of the long girly names. A lot of the drinks have.
Speaker 1: But here's a life fact for you, because I like
Speaker 1: the taste of that Shirley Temple drink as well. There's
Speaker 1: a male version. It's the Roy Rogers. Oh there you go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sound like a Western cowboy. Just order a Roy Rogers,
Speaker 1: same thing. And if they don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: then I guess you have to say, oh, it's like
Speaker 1: a Shirley Temple. So you still have to say those
Speaker 1: words maybe, but hopefully wherever you're at they know what
Speaker 1: a Roy Rogers is. Hey, ma'am, I'd like a Roy
Speaker 1: Rogers on the rocks. Yeah, it's a coking grenadine. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid at bar Mitzvah's and weddings, I
Speaker 1: felt like I was ball because I had the Shirley Temple.
Speaker 1: Everyone else was drinking alcohol, but I got to get
Speaker 1: the Shirley Temple and that was a big deal and
Speaker 1: I bragged about that to all my friends. I had
Speaker 1: the Shirley Temple. That was wonderful. Ohio Out. He did
Speaker 1: not send a question, and I all got upset because
Speaker 1: I was taking pot shots at the browns. Ohio Out. Listen,
Speaker 1: I know you're a Browns fan, I understand. It's it's
Speaker 1: really at the neanderthal Browns fans that have been going
Speaker 1: over the top, like dismissing everything Deshaun Watson did. Those
Speaker 1: are those are the people that I'm taking shots at.
Speaker 1: I realized there are plenty of people that love the
Speaker 1: Browns that think that this whole situation is a hot mess.
Speaker 1: But I had people emailing me who claimed to be
Speaker 1: Browns fans who were like, see, he only got six games.
Speaker 1: You did all these motalogues and he didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: The federal judge said it, he's gonna be playing your
Speaker 1: loser like stuff like that. So I'm like, my point
Speaker 1: is that that type of fan makes everyone else look
Speaker 1: bad that because people that aren't sports fans see that,
Speaker 1: and they said, we're all Neanderthals, and we're not all Neanderthals.
Speaker 1: So that that was my point. So as you know, Ohio,
Speaker 1: we have to take create, we have artistic freedom. We
Speaker 1: have to exaggerate from time to time to make a point.
Speaker 1: So that's all that one. Yeah, he didn't mean to
Speaker 1: rub be the wrong way. Yes, I didn't need a
Speaker 1: tug or rub or touch or feel or smell or whatever.
Speaker 1: You didn't mean to tug on his emotion, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: and to keep your ranch dressing to yourself. That's the lesson.
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta get out of here, Danny. It's Sunday.
Speaker 1: I'll be back in the Magic Radios studio tonight and
Speaker 1: we have in studio guest j Scoop is supposed to
Speaker 1: pay a visit to the Hallowed Hallways. What do you
Speaker 1: have going on today, Danny? I'll be in there a
Speaker 1: few hours before you first having fun with a Coveno
Speaker 1: and Rich show and then the lead up to the
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show, which is Chris Planket Arnie Spaniard outstanding
Speaker 1: and remember five stars in the podcast. Subscribe to the
Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast. It's different than the Ben Mallor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people listen to this show
Speaker 1: from what I understand, and on the Ben Mallard feed.
Speaker 1: This is a separate feed, and I can't guarantee that
Speaker 1: this podcast is always going to be on that feed.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it won't be. There might be some other things
Speaker 1: that pop up on the Fifth Hour feed that you're
Speaker 1: only gonna get if you subscribe to this feed. That
Speaker 1: I would recommend it and we're gonna get out on that.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful rest of your day. I'll be on
Speaker 1: the radio tonight eleven in the West, two am in
Speaker 1: the East on Monday morning, and Danny's got his thing
Speaker 1: going on all day. We'll talk to you then later.
Speaker 1: Skater make funny. What's the pop up Wizard?