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Speaker 1: The twenty twenty six Winter Olympics just started days ago,

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Speaker 1: and already there's controversy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that makes it exciting though.

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Speaker 3: Right doesn't? Brook is cheating? Exciting to you?

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Speaker 4: Who's cheating?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, No surprise, the Norwegians

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Speaker 3: are behind it. Of course.

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Speaker 1: It's the Scandinavians word scandals practically in their name.

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Speaker 3: So what are they accused of?

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Speaker 2: Just being too blonde and beautiful?

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Speaker 3: Are you pretty? No crotch enlargening? Before you ask, Brook, No,

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Speaker 3: I don't have pictures. Okay, so put that to bed.

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Speaker 2: Are they just saying this because like the weather's gold?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's not their phone?

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Speaker 5: How was that cheating?

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Speaker 3: I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: So it turns out the Norwegian ski jumping team got

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Speaker 1: busted at the recent twenty twenty five World Championships adding

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Speaker 1: extra fabric to a certain part of their ski sets,

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Speaker 1: and they're not just doing it to brag. Apparently it

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Speaker 1: creates more surface area, so when you do the ski jump,

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Speaker 1: the athletes can catch more air and glide longer and

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Speaker 1: farther distances.

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Speaker 4: So instead of thinking like God or your parents or

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Speaker 4: something for your big win, you just think your manhood, yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it's not forgetting you where you always want it

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Speaker 4: to be.

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Speaker 1: But there isn't any actual manhood. It's just extra fabric.

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Speaker 1: You have to picture like one of those flying squirrels.

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Speaker 1: But all of the wingsuit action is downtown.

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Speaker 3: Into like a paper airplane down there. So if I pause,

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Speaker 3: we know you're going. Let's just be clear.

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Speaker 4: It's to figure out who cheated.

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Speaker 3: And who's natural. So that's why.

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Speaker 1: To prevent any more possible cheating at the Olympics, every

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Speaker 1: athlete is going to have tamper proof microchips in their

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Speaker 1: suits and they're using three D scanning technology to measure

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Speaker 1: the space between their legs. But still, even with that

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Speaker 1: going on, there's been reports of athletes trying other methods

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Speaker 1: to increase the size of their lower fjords. Brook will

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Speaker 1: do an hour long breakdown of what you do downstairs.

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Speaker 3: We'll do that in our separate podcast, but.

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Speaker 2: It has to be video because it's real visual.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so we will keep you updated on Crouchgate at

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Speaker 1: the Winter Olympics. But now we're gonna move on to

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Speaker 1: the shock colic question.

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: No cheating allowed this round. We all agree digital Jake

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Speaker 1: check is junk.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can check us if you want.

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Speaker 5: I'm fine with that. Well, not too long ago. I

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Speaker 5: queazed you guys on the most Attractive female Celebrities of

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Speaker 5: all time. It is voted on by the American public.

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Speaker 5: The list included names like Selma Hyak, Catherine's Ada Jones Brooks, Mom,

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Speaker 5: oh yes, but today is the birthday? Have a different

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Speaker 5: Hollywood heart throb man who's been forced to locke Alexis

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Speaker 5: on all forms of social media. Actor Michael B. Jordan.

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Speaker 5: He's been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, Home and

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Speaker 5: Garden Snack of the Year and AARP's most likely this

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Speaker 5: still look good at seventy five.

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Speaker 2: Ye yeah, for sure, he's only going to get better today.

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Speaker 5: In honor of all the Michael B. Jordans of the world,

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Speaker 5: we're doing a special Bombshell Boy Toys edition of plenty

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Speaker 5: of twenty. You'll say number one through twenty, I'll describe

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Speaker 5: one of the most attractive male celebrities of all time,

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Speaker 5: again as voted on by the American public. You just

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Speaker 5: have to name that person to stay in the game.

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Speaker 5: And we'll start with the woman who's already filed to

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Speaker 5: change her last name to be Jordan. It sounds good.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Your bombshell Mail Batie was born in nineteen eighty three.

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Speaker 5: He became famous for winging a magic hammer and was

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Speaker 5: named sexiest man Alive in twenty fourteen. Kind of looks

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Speaker 5: like he was designed in a superhero lab. Name that Bombshell, Baddie,

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Speaker 5: Superhero store?

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Speaker 3: Is that Liam hems She's already on it.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go Liam Hemsworth.

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Speaker 5: Liam Hemsworth incorrect. It was Chris Hemswi, known for Thor

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Speaker 5: the Avengers. Impossible genetics.

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Speaker 2: That dude, Seriously, how did they have more than one

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Speaker 2: of them in a family?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 5: It might be injecting some places where it might be

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Speaker 5: cheating brook or over you. Five is off the board.

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Speaker 2: All right, give me eleven.

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Speaker 5: Your bombshell Mail Battye was born in nineteen sixty three.

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Speaker 5: He won an oscar in twenty twenty, was a certified

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Speaker 5: heart throb in the nineties, and spent around thirty years

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Speaker 5: playing a cool guy who barely tries. Name that bombshell Baddy.

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Speaker 4: My first thought old is Brad Pitt?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Was he born in the sixties?

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Speaker 4: I mean he has to be like him. And George Clooney.

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Speaker 2: They're both in their sixties, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's another good one.

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Speaker 2: I think the cool guy thing, though, belongs to Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 5: Give me Brad Pitt, Brooks says Brad Pitt. Yeah, nail

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Speaker 5: known for Fight Club once upon a time in Hollywood,

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Speaker 5: perfectly messy hair. Yeah, every time, very good Jose were

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Speaker 5: over to you. Eleven and five are off the board.

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Speaker 3: Let's go twelve.

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Speaker 5: Your bombshell Mail Battie was born in nineteen sixty one.

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Speaker 5: He won an oscar in two thousand and five. He

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Speaker 5: was Sexiest Man Alive twice, and he kind of looks

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Speaker 5: better now than he did in the nineties thanks to science.

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Speaker 5: Name that bombshell bad.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking to George Clooney, so I can't

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Speaker 1: get him out of my head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's like the same timeline. He

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Speaker 3: looks better now older. Who else is aged really well?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Denzel Washington is a very well hold on.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go safe and say George Clooney.

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Speaker 5: J Jose can't get George Clooney out of his head.

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Speaker 5: Just like brook He's he's known for eleven er aging

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Speaker 5: like a very fine Italian wine very much, Jeffrey, we're

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Speaker 5: over to you. Twelve, eleven and five are off the board.

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Speaker 5: We're talking bombshell mail baddies. I might even say daddies.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I might in that case. Give me fourteen.

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Speaker 5: Your bombshell mail baddy was born in nineteen fifty four,

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Speaker 5: who he has won two Oscars. He can yell one

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Speaker 5: sentence and turn it into motivation, and he somehow makes

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Speaker 5: every movie feel important. Name that bombshell baddie.

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Speaker 3: It's hard.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to picture a hot seventies five year old.

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Speaker 2: I like how Jake set it up with calling him

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Speaker 2: a daddy. I mean he's a granddaddy. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't know that's the same.

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Speaker 1: Less he's a recent daddy with a much younger woman.

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Speaker 3: I think I know. Isn't al Pacino al eighte mat?

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Speaker 1: I swear if there's all these lists and I'm not

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Speaker 1: looking them up myself, they're being.

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Speaker 3: Sold to me about like people.

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Speaker 1: Don't realize al Pacino was hot back in the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so I guess I'm guess I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 1: oh daddy, al Pacino.

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Speaker 5: Jeff go with al Puccino. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. His knee

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Speaker 5: was set in the room. I was looking for Denzel Washington,

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Speaker 5: that old oh yeah, two oscars.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't look at seventy or something.

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Speaker 5: Thanks to their knowledge of the male baddies, Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jose have won ten day's edition of solenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, Brooken Jose no hot men like nobody else does.

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Speaker 1: So they get to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 1: man I need by Olivia Dean.

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Speaker 3: Who's that gonna be?

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Speaker 2: I think Jeffrey should get for not memorizing the list

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Speaker 2: that he look up every night.

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Speaker 3: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of myself, So just come be the man

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Speaker 1: on Yeah, tell me you got something to give.

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Speaker 5: I want it.

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Speaker 1: I kind of like it when you call me Wonderfu anticipating, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your shot collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 1: phones out coming up in just a few minutes.