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Speaker 1: Hi baby, Hey man, you dude. Oh man, I'm starting

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Speaker 1: to get cabin fever. On lockdown again. No, we're not

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Speaker 1: on lockdown yet. We will be on lockdown soon. Is

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Speaker 1: that what they're saying about it? Later? They're going to

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Speaker 1: shut it back down. No, they're not saying. Nobody's saying

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Speaker 1: that right now. But what if these numbers keep trending

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Speaker 1: the way they're trending. I mean, it's gonna be the

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Speaker 1: way it is. You know, animation takes a really long time.

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Speaker 1: It takes so long. Can you hire someone to help

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Speaker 1: you with your project? No, I could, I've I've I'm

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Speaker 1: not at that stage yet, but it takes really really long.

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Speaker 1: And we haven't even started. We're not even close to

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Speaker 1: animating yet. We're you know, we're still putting the writer's

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Speaker 1: room together. But thank you so much Adult Swim for

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Speaker 1: giving us the budget to put a writer's room together.

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Speaker 1: Hiring writers, Yes, because I'm really excited. That's a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun and I've never done that before and it

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Speaker 1: would be really cool to bounce side. Now. Do you

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Speaker 1: have lots of people that you have worked with before

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Speaker 1: that you think might be good for this. I was

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Speaker 1: but when they get into a writer's room, it could

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Speaker 1: be something completely different. So I went out and I

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Speaker 1: remember being in the Scrubbe writer's room and there were

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Speaker 1: the table. There were some people like Mike Schwartz's in

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Speaker 1: this episode as Lloyd, for example, who were just hilarious

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Speaker 1: and um. And then there are people who were like

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Speaker 1: And so Bill had assembled this sort of team of

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Speaker 1: different people with different skill sets. Right, but this one,

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Speaker 1: this one is just ideas as of right now. And

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Speaker 1: but we're not there yet. We haven't even opened up

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Speaker 1: But now we're waiting on I guess the availability. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what we're waiting on now. But we're not

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Speaker 1: Well but you're not animating anything right now. You're just

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Speaker 1: in the writing phase. But animation period takes forever. Like

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Speaker 1: meeting is so important. Okay, Well, I would have thought

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Speaker 1: that the writing was no different than any other writing.

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Speaker 1: You're just writing. You're not sitting there trying to move

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Speaker 1: a piece of clay around. No, but you got to

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Speaker 1: all right, we have a budget, so you can't get

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Speaker 1: crash right exactly? Can happen off camera? Though? Right? Oh

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Speaker 1: So well, you you know, you could probably a lot

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Speaker 1: his company. He's always been Him and Matton have always

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Speaker 1: been very very very very generous. You should invite Seth

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Speaker 1: I love Seth Green. Yeah, I love Seth Green too.

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Speaker 1: about being um Um the Sun to Um doctor doctor Evil, Scott.

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Speaker 1: YadA around here, a yado around here. What an episode.

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Speaker 1: It is the moment that where everyone's lives changed and

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Speaker 1: we got to see Donald's do the poison dance. This

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Speaker 1: know we've touched on this before, but slow it down, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Tell everyone the story of how you didn't even read

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Speaker 1: the script for the poisoned dance. You had been told

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Speaker 1: And Bill goes, Oh, you gotta dance, and this this

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Speaker 1: So Rob goes first, and Rob really did work out

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Speaker 1: going too fast. When you're watching Rob, are you laughing? Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: don't know anywhere anywhere you're watching and you're going, Todd's

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Speaker 1: It's one thing that you're a good dancer, which you

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Speaker 1: you did it so seamlessly. Yeah, well, you know, part

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Speaker 1: of it's like the lyrics and because I knew the

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Speaker 1: They cover you with this what is it? It's like

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Speaker 1: I think I think they said they recommended like taking

422
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 1: like an anti anxiety, something like xanax or valium or something.

423
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we did that, but I

424
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 1: remember they're being like, you might some people do take

425
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: the edge off with a little anti anxiety medicine marijuana. No,

426
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: that would be the opposite for me, that would rely

427
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: that would make me like more panic. Did you look

428
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: what it says, Daniel, it's what they use. Um. Yeah,

429
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: there's like a bunch of different language. So there's silicone putty.

430
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: There's also just they call it hutt a lot cavics,

431
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 1: color change algein it. Yeah. But anyway, if you the

432
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: closest thing related to is that fucking colored shit they

433
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: put in the tray at the Dennis office and take

434
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: impressions of your teeth, smells and taste so good. Yeah,

435
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 1: Now imagine all over your face and the only way

436
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: you can breathe is through two straws in your nostrils.

437
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: I better hope I would pray for. The good news

438
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: is once an effects house has done it to you, uh,

439
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: they keep your head on file. Really. Yeah, so that

440
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: when I went to go use the same effects house

441
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: for I wish I was here stuff They don't digitally

442
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: do it. Now, that's a very good question. I think

443
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 1: if it's prosthetics, they still take an impression. I remember

444
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 1: asking the woman when I was recently visiting Legacy Effects

445
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,919
Speaker 1: and she said they don't do the nostrils straw thing anymore.

446
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: That she said, that's really dangerous because if you know,

447
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: if something happens and a booger. Let's just say a booger. Yeah,

448
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: I think she was. She implied that they just don't

449
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: cover the bottom of the nose at all, but they

450
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: don't like stick straws up there. Um, so I'm trying

451
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: to compete with Elliott. I'm trying to rub it in

452
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: her face that I've got a hot chick. And I go,

453
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: what's waiting for me in my room is what's known

454
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: in the football terms. And what the fuck did he say? Oh?

455
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: He says it, you remind me of my mom. That's right, No,

456
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,439
Speaker 1: you smell like my mom. Yeah, you smell like my mom.

457
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: Walked right, A woman doesn't want to hear that. He

458
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: jumped in the bed and was like, oh, you smell

459
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 1: like my mom. She was like two seconds like what

460
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: did I say? I walked in when you want my mom? Yeah?

461
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: And she left. She didn't like that. But then later

462
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: I smell her and I go, mummy, mummy. But but

463
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: you also flip it on her. You flip it. And

464
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: he's like, I didn't say you smelled like my mom.

465
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: I said you smelled like me mom. Memm, No, my mom, my, mom,

466
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 1: my mom? Which is what a flower or something? Yeah,

467
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: which it's a flower that grows in some region somewhere.

468
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: What about when um, I say, I haven't I haven't

469
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: hit it in a little while, but there's good reason,

470
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 1: and Cox goes, yeah, his face and his personality sticks

471
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: and stones will and then I good forever, So I

472
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: don't hold of a second. JD killed a pony. Jad

473
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: apparently killed a pony while doing a prank to Elliott.

474
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: The prank was pretending that he was the car was

475
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: rolling down a hill and it had no brakes, right,

476
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: And Elliott says, I really didn't like it. And also

477
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: we learned and later in the episode that not only

478
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: did JD kill a pony, but was a hit and run. Yeah. Stop,

479
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: it's not really feels out a character for JD to

480
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: hit and run a pony, yeah, and a family's pony,

481
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 1: which means only reason they would the only reason they

482
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: would have that knowledge is if the family was standing

483
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: there right with the pony, like you killed the pony

484
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: in front of a little girl and and and then

485
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: screeched off, And then it really feels out a character

486
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: for JD. But Elliot certainly remembers it and doesn't doesn't

487
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, it's trying to give JD dating advice

488
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: because he's horrible. He always says the wrong thing. But

489
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: what I don't understand is how did it go from

490
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: you dating uh Julie to Elliott dating Julie and then

491
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: you saying to Elliott, stay away from my girlfriend and

492
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: stay away from my JD wigs right. Well, because the

493
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: fantasy had there's two there's multiple misdirects in this with

494
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: the fantasy. The first one is when we go to

495
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: us those old people and you think this is them old,

496
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: and then we pull the makeup off to reveal that no,

497
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 1: that we've hired the top effects firm in Los Angeles, Yes,

498
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: to create old age make up for us, Yes, and

499
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: apply seven hours worth of prosthetics just so we could

500
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: take a picture. In case one of us dies horribly horribly,

501
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: we'll have this memory of us being old together. One

502
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: one of you will have this memory of you, guys

503
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: being right now. The second time that happens is we

504
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: go to a fantasy and you think it's me making

505
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 1: out with Elliet with with Julie, but then you reveal

506
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: that it's Elliott, and you think that it's Elliott as

507
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: j D. Right, but then break it down again, he says, oh,

508
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: and thanks for calling me j D. Right, So it's

509
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: really Elliott dressed up as JD is just so that

510
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:39,479
Speaker 1: she could date. Yes, And then JD puts it all

511
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: together and tells Elliott to stay away from his girlfriend,

512
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: but also to stay away from his JD wigs. It

513
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: must be for the first prosthetic that he had when

514
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: they were doing the old people. Why does JD have

515
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: j D wiggs for the old man j D for

516
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: old man j D. No, because old man j D

517
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: had old man hair, right, But that's one of his

518
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: JD wiggs. I don't know. I just I don't know

519
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: because in the in the in the makeup room, in

520
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: the hair and makeup room, there were so many JD

521
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: wigs for different stunt people and for different purposes. They

522
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: literally were like multiple JD wigs. Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliott,

523
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: and stay away from my JD wigs. YEA, Season five

524
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: is crazy, man, even five is great though. I love it. Yeah,

525
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: it's so good. They'll never know what you're gonna get it.

526
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: It's just a bag of bat shit. Yeah, it's nuts,

527
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: it's Literaliott tells me that I shouldn't have we flash

528
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: back to us making out, and she as an example,

529
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: I go, are you getting thicker? That's not something to

530
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: feel to say? How do you tell your woman? You know,

531
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: sometimes a man might truly be saying, especially you Donald's

532
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: who has always appreciated the thicker female form, be saying like,

533
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: m baby, you're so thick and juicy. You can't to

534
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: my wife. Really, what if you want to appreciate like

535
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: these curves? Girl? Yeah, my wife works out way too

536
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: much too for me to say some dumb shit like

537
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: that get killed. How could you say it in a

538
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: way that she might appreciate. Damn, I love the way

539
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: your body feels against mine, so like, hold, I'm writing

540
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: this down. Wow felt that shit. It's like what Elliott

541
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: says to JD in this episode. She says, just say,

542
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm so lucky I found you. Yeah, I'm happy I found,

543
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: glad I found I'm glad I found you, which is magical.

544
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: It has like a magic effect on Julie because everybody

545
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: wants to feel that way. Everybody wants to feel appreciated,

546
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: everybody wants to feel loved. One more thing about the

547
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: audition that's so funny is when when Sam, who says

548
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: it is Sam, he's gonna be trouble about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

549
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: but he's just so damn talent talented. Yeah, he becomes

550
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: a captain talent talent good, he's gonna be trouble. I

551
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: never you did turn out to be trouble. I turned

552
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: out to be trouble because I disrespected doctor Kelso. Yeah,

553
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: you really went all in on Kelso for some reason

554
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: had a burst of having no fear of him at all. Yeah,

555
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. So uh. Cox in this episode has

556
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: a hard time showing affection to his son. Now is

557
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: this a thing? I mean, I must be right, because

558
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: there's plenty of men out there who said their dad's

559
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: barely hugged them, their dad's never kissed them there, but

560
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: you're you, For example, over my dad, my dad hugged

561
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: me and kissed me. Yeah, my dad too, that's weird.

562
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: Would my dad would go for the lips sometimes, which

563
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: I I didn't really love as an adult man, I

564
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: didn't appreciate it. Yeah, but I loved his cheek kisses

565
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 1: and his forehead kisses. I just wasn't I wasn't always

566
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: down for a for a lip peck. My mom too

567
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: goes for the lip peck. Sometimes I'm all right with

568
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: kissing my mom every now and then on the lips.

569
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: I think it's like I made you give me those lips, right,

570
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: That's how I treat my kids. Right, But you are.

571
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: But also your kids are little made you. But anyway,

572
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: if Donald and I can give you a public service announcement,

573
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: if you're a father, kiss your freaking kid and hug

574
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: your freaking kid. Don't be like Cox. Give them hugs,

575
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: give them love, give them affection. Don't bring this stupid

576
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: masculinity bullshit into it. Right, Donald, preach real talk. The

577
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: last thing you want your kid to ever say is

578
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: your hits are like hugs to me, Dad, It's the

579
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: last thing you ever want to hear your kids say. Well,

580
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: my father was a big hugger. So is mine. So

581
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: is mine. Yes, you're lucky that you still get to

582
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 1: receive those hugs. So hug your parents. But the love

583
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: of God, Cox's character triggered me. We should got a break, right, Yeah,

584
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: let's got a break. We'll be right back with more,

585
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: including the introduction of Hide the Salt Team, and we

586
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: are back. Sorry, thank you, Casey, Guad, don't hate to rabbit.

587
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: I want you to know that. I was upstate New

588
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: York this weekend with some friends, including my friend Preston

589
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: that you know and love, and I played for him

590
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: the Casey song and they thought it was fuego really,

591
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: and we sang it a lot up there. It became like,

592
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: you know, one of the jams of the weekend. Really, Yeah,

593
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: I don't know none about raising these foods, so tell

594
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: me what to do, nothing about raising these kids, Like, hey,

595
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: you go nothing about raising these kids. That's wood, it ease,

596
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: and that's wood. Hide the Saltine. I did not know

597
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: find the salt Find the saltin right, find the Saltine.

598
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: And I did not know it was three players. I thought,

599
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: I'll aways thought it was only two players. Well, I

600
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: thought it was still you and I thought it was

601
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: just a JD and Turk thing. Now, yeah, obviously a

602
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: game that the janitor knows about, right, because you go,

603
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: you play, and then he pulls and then he pulls

604
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: a salteine out from behind his ear. Right, should we

605
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: do an ask Bill here and ask where the fuck

606
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: find the Saltine? Game? From? Yes, Bill, Bill, this is

607
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: a very wacky episode. It's got air banding, it's got

608
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: find the Salteine? Where the heck did find the Salteine

609
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: come from? Can you please tell us, tell the audience,

610
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: tell our fans, tell our listeners. What is the genesis

611
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: find the Salteae? Hey, guys, I miss you. I don't

612
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: know if that's because I'm busy or because you guys

613
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: haven't asked me as much to be on my podcast,

614
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: but um, even if my feelings are hurt, I'm going

615
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: to try and answer this question, just like in a

616
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: positive best friend type away, where did the game find

617
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: the salteam come from? On a lot of TV shows,

618
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: what you do is you have writers that write the

619
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: TV shows and then they hang out in the room

620
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: and then they come up with things that they might

621
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: think are funny, and then they put them in these

622
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: things that we distribute to you guys called scripts. All right,

623
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. Goes, we just

624
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: made it up. That sounds a little cranky. I just

625
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: miss you. Donald. Your kids look beautiful, Zach, you look handsome.

626
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 1: And the one thing I can say think it about

627
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: this question is you got graveled. That at least was

628
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: real because we used to put pebbles in each other's

629
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: shoes in the writer's room, and I think find the

630
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: salteam came from getting graveled. And I hope to see

631
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: you guys soon and gravel one, if not both of you,

632
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: but not Joel, but definitely danil see you guys. Thanks Bill.

633
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: So j D gives Elliot bones city, right, well you

634
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: do that, but you also you you know Elliott warned

635
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: you don't take things too fast, right, and you do

636
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: something that I've I don't even think you never did

637
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: to Turk with Turk. You gave Julie the key to

638
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: your wizard hat chest. First of all, it's a really

639
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: funny mislead. It's like you think I gave her the

640
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: key of the apartment. It's like she's even trying to

641
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: open a door to the apartment. But I'm like, no,

642
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: it's but I'm it's like it's better right right? And

643
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: then I feel like this is the kind of thing

644
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: that you, Joel and Daniel would actually appreciate, like a

645
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: key to a secret wizard hat box. Hell, yeah, does

646
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 1: she have her own? Or does do you give her one?

647
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: I think that's a very good question. Now, is this

648
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: JD's wizard hat collection and I'm letting her use mine?

649
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: Or did I specifically buy her her own wizard hat,

650
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: because then within less than three seconds, you guys have

651
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: already taken the picture. The picture, it's a portrait that's

652
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: been Yeah, income coming from is there a Is there

653
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: a unicorn in the pick? In the in the Yeah,

654
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: we are on a unicorn. I don't know. I don't

655
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: know if the unicorn. I don't know if the unicorn

656
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: posed for the portrait or not. Do you think that

657
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: the artist um had creative license and added the unicorn?

658
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: Or do you think we we hired a hired r

659
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: You hired him to do. You guys are like, what

660
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: would be He was like, well, what would you guys

661
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: like to be doing? Because I could do the picture

662
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: sitting picked the picture of just like you guys. Of

663
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: course we're sitting on the unicorn. How much extra is

664
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: it for us to be sitting on a unit? I mean, well,

665
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: I have other fictitious animals that we could wow Pegasus, Yeah, Pegasus.

666
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if it has wings or not, I

667
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: don't remember, but it is a unicorn. It is definitely

668
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: a unicorn, and you guys are definitely serious. Now that

669
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: was a painting that was around forever. I didn't. I

670
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do with it. Did you keep it? Well? Eventually,

671
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: Manny and I weren't dating any longer, and I remember,

672
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: so what do you do with that? What do you

673
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: do with a giant portrait of you and your ex

674
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend and wizard hats riding at Pegasus? What do you

675
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: what do you do with that masterpiece of art? I

676
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I was never in my house. I just

677
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: remember it was. It was in someone's office at Scrubs.

678
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: Someone somewhere is like, I got a picture, I got

679
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: a painting. This is weird painting of Zach. There's no

680
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: way that there's no way that picture got destroyed. Some

681
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: writing what could be either a Pegasus and or Unicorn.

682
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: If you are a member of the Scrubs crew and

683
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: you listen and you have any idea what that portrait is,

684
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: please let us know. We would I wonder where it is.

685
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 1: We would like to ask you where it is displayed.

686
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: I would love to walk into someone like that. Mandy.

687
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: Mandy just had a baby. I'd like to send to

688
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: Mandy as the congratulations on your baby present and he's

689
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: a mom. Wow, yeah, I know, I can't believe it.

690
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: Congratulations to congratulations man, he listens to the podcast, but

691
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: if she but if you do, congratulations to you and

692
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: your new baby. Turk goes to apologize to Kelso, and

693
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: Kelso says he doesn't give a rat's ass about the

694
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: apology because he has so many things going on with

695
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: his life anyway, one of them being his son. Has

696
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: a play off off Broadway, Yeah, called Doctor Dad. It's

697
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: not off Broadway's Buffalo. Yeah, he got over in Buffalo.

698
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: What does that mean? He got held over in Buffalo, Gona.

699
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna keep Oh my god, someone someone one day.

700
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: She just compile all of the stories about Kelso's gaze. Yeah,

701
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: well he's a successful play right too, Doctor Dad. Listen,

702
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 1: Doctor Dad is being held over in Buffalo. That means

703
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: at least sold some tickets today. It's a musical, right, yeah,

704
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: it is a musical. It is a musical, Doctor Ja.

705
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: I laughed so much at this episode, like it's crazy, dude,

706
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: just crazy crazy. I really didn't remember that Season five

707
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: was was noticeably more wacky and sillier and funnier. This

708
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: is outrageously crazy, all right, So, Julie we um we

709
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: were we got our wizard hats and we got a

710
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: portrait and we're on matching scooters and we pass a

711
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: sign that says land for sale. Pretty much, it's an acre,

712
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: it's a half acre. It's a half acre. This episode

713
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: is called My half Acre. I believe right, dyes, um

714
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: and um. We also learn a little side note that

715
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: the janitor stores or has been caught storing deer meat

716
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: in Kelso's office mini. Where is he? Well, he's clearly

717
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: a hunt hunter. Yeah, he's a hunter because he did

718
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: have a squirrel army. But why this feels like if

719
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: you're the janitor of a giant hospital, the head janitor

720
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: of an enormous hospital, why would you choose the head

721
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,439
Speaker 1: of the hospital's mini fridge destroy your dear meat. There's

722
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: got Clearly Troy has some place in the walk in

723
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: crazy ice. Margo could probably find a spot for you

724
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: right in the fridge, right. I don't know. I love

725
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: little things like that that come out and scrubs one

726
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: liners that like we're talking about the pony, like they

727
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: just meant to be like one line punch lines. We're like, wait, wait,

728
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: let's just dissects. This was a hidden run and it

729
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: was on a date with Elliott, and we know that

730
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: it was a family's pony, so if you put that

731
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: match together, the family was standing when they're with the pony,

732
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: and JD tried to impress Elliott during a date and

733
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: pretended his brakes were out. The prank winner Rye. The

734
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: pony was killed, and we sped off and then sped

735
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: off before asking if anybody was okay. The j of

736
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: the janitor is a deer hunter, or actually it's knowing

737
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: the janitor. It's probably even funnier if he had nothing

738
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: to do with killing the deer. He just needed a

739
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: place to stores menicon. Yes, I noticed there was a

740
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: lot of improv in this episode. A lot of there

741
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: were actually I take it back, there was a lot

742
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: of in this episode. Every time the cold open, they

743
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: didn't had to get out of it like they could tell,

744
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: so they just had like what if I jump from

745
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: here to there and hurt myself? No, I go eagle.

746
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: There's a lot of prat falls in this episode. When

747
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: all those failed, just have JD falls in his face. Well,

748
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: Mandy falls on her face. Mandy had a very nice fall,

749
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: by the way. I remember on the day that one

750
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: in the restaurant, she was so game four. The stunt

751
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: woman did the biggest part of the tumbler, but I remember,

752
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: you know, she still had to she still had to

753
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: do a sort of big drop back without a matt that.

754
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: You know. It was a bit of a this is

755
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: gonna hurt, but it'll be funny and uh, and she

756
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: was game. She went for it. Here it is. And

757
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: I remember we were dating and I was like, yeah, girl,

758
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: you take that stunt fall, darling, You're good at this.

759
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: So Turk also, So Turk finally gets up the nerve.

760
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: You know, the janitor presses to him. You know, the

761
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: reason why he's upset isn't because you said no to

762
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: the procedure he's mean to say no to speaking for him.

763
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: He's upset because you disrespected him. And so Turk apologizes

764
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: for disrespecting Kelso to Kelso. And we learned that the

765
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: cool Cats don't just rock together. I mean, they just

766
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: they rolled together. And then you have like a band

767
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,919
Speaker 1: shake where you just tap your cast to go cool Cats,

768
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: cool cast. But it's gotta be low. It's gotta be

769
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,479
Speaker 1: real low. It's always real low. It's always like cool

770
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: Cats back. Do you remember if that comes I don't

771
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: know if it ever comes back again. But I laughed

772
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: very hard at oh shit. I laughed very hard when

773
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: the janitor says when when he when he when he

774
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: pulled out his salt team when you're like, do you play? Dude?

775
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: I laughed very hard when Ted breaks his imaginary bass.

776
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: Why Ted break is because Kelso tells him to get

777
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: back in his cage and he takes off his bass

778
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: and throws him on the ground and go, oh, I

779
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that? Was that Ted? Or? Yeah? What about?

780
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: What about when Mike Schwartz says, Lloyd, uh, you see

781
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: him put the the pantomime drumsticks in his back pocket. Yeah,

782
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: that's real commitment. Yeah. Now we pull up to a

783
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: half acre and we're moving so fast, even though Elliott

784
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: appears in the realtor sign and says, what are you doing?

785
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: You always do this, You always go so fast. You're

786
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: gonna buy land with this woman? And I say, the

787
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: only thing I've got in my portfolio is some Eastern

788
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: Airline stock and an unopened pack of lay missed trading cards.

789
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: Did they did they make lay Miss trade? I'm sure

790
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 1: they do, Daniel. Can you check if if lay Miss

791
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: Trading cards are thinking? Would Preston though Preston would definitely know.

792
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 1: But but Daniel's gonna look it up. Um, I had

793
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: Three's Company trading cards. How could there not be lay

794
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: Miss trading cards? Wait, you had three Company trading cards?

795
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: Who would There's only five characters on the whole damn show. No,

796
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: it was like remember how trading cards used to be

797
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: like you know these when we were growing up there

798
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: were trading cards for everything. It would be like, you know,

799
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: so it was like that funny moment where John where

800
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: Jack fell over the couch, and then it would be

801
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: like Chrissy like this, and it would just be like

802
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: a moment from the scene. Got it, Yeah, go ahead, Daniel.

803
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Not a ton of trading cards, lots of like fan

804
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: made kind of stuff, but unfortunately no official Layman's trading.

805
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: Let's get into this, Donald, Tops, Tops, make it happen. Tops, listen, Tops.

806
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: I know that we don't have any rights to the

807
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: income from this, but you have two packs sold. If

808
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: you make Lama's Trading cards, I would also like Lama's

809
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: funco pops. Um. All right, I think we did most

810
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: of it, right, Do we have a guest? Guests just arrived?

811
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: All right, good, I'm gonna whisy Winkle and we'll be

812
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: right back with a very exciting guest. And we're back.

813
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: We're back. We're back. We're back back back but back

814
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: back back but but back but back. Daniel, you know

815
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: this bamp bampa bamp bamp bamppapa pop up? What is

816
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: that R? That sounds like? Oh, I was I was

817
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: gonna say rush. I was gonna say rush. Weren't gonna

818
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: say rush rush. That's a great, that's say rush down.

819
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: I did say bell biv DeVoe. I'm not gonna lie.

820
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: I was going to say Metallica and be wrong. Just

821
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: gotta be. You got rush even from that. All right,

822
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: bring them in, bring me our guests. We gotta call

823
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: it talks to show dudes, you know, like a ball

824
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: smoke some maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joan,

825
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up

826
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: for shan happening. Sean, you are on the show, and

827
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: tell who's with you? All right? This is my boss.

828
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: His name is Kenny. Yeah. Nice. You guys are in white.

829
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm telling the audience they're in white lab coats. They're

830
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: wearing they're wearing masks. Surgical assuming you can't take off

831
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: your masks because you're at work, and that's the rule. Okay,

832
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: and um that's all we know. There's a sign behind

833
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: them that says no eating or drinking. Inside there appears

834
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: to be fluorescent lighting and just a little bit of

835
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: a hint of a cloud picture deep in the background

836
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: on a maroon wall. All right, what's up, guys? Where

837
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: are we? What's happening? Yeah, so we're we're in a

838
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: conference room at the Innovation Center beyond meats and oh

839
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: beyond meat get on, because there was an episode I

840
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: think in season zero whereas accaid like, oh yeah, I

841
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: beyond meating it. It's pretty good. And we're like, oh yeah,

842
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: we're here in a couple of shout outs. So we're like,

843
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: oh man, maybe that's our way in. So this is

844
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: your way in because by I listen, I want to.

845
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm glad that Joel Joel, who can't be here right now.

846
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: I'm glad she organized this because Donald and I are

847
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: are both having varying degrees of success getting off land animals. Yeah,

848
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: I am one hundred, not one hundred, I'll say ninety

849
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: eight percent there. I occasionally have a dabble Donald's back

850
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: down to pretty much eating everything good work. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

851
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm closer to around. You know. But when I

852
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: but you did reduce, you did reduce. We'll give you

853
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: points for reduction. Yes, but but I but I will

854
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: have to say, and I don't think beyond meats even

855
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: a sponsor, but I will say they should be tell

856
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 1: your tell your friends in marketing. But I will say,

857
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: my biggest thing when my personal biggest thing when it

858
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: came up to like giving up meat, was oh, but

859
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: I love cheeseburgers. That's like my favorite thing. Yea, and yeah,

860
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 1: and I and I have to say, uh, you scientists

861
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,479
Speaker 1: over there have figured something out. It tastes good. What's

862
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: the secret? Yeah? Not just not Yeah, how do you

863
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: turn pet into red heat meat? It's about yellow pee.

864
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: That's the protein that we're using. Oh yeah, tell us

865
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: about that. What's the secret. I mean, you have to

866
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: give us a secret. And greening you'll probably be fine.

867
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll share what we can share here. But yeah,

868
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I mean keep down. You know, what we're doing here

869
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: at the Innovation Center is where we all come from

870
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: various different scientific backgrounds. We're trying to take the knowledge

871
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: that we know from all of these different areas and

872
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: really understand what's going on with the animal meat and

873
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: what's going on with our product. So if we can

874
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: really take that science and understand, you know, how do

875
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: we put this fat, this protein, these minerals, this water,

876
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 1: you kind of construct it in a clean label way

877
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: so that we can kind of get a more realistic

878
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: and more representative and plant based product. That's the work

879
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: that we're working on here, and so ultimately we're using

880
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: a lot of clean label ingredients. We're trying to make

881
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: sure that we can get those things processed with the

882
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: minimal amount of processing. So that's just eat pressure, temperature, time,

883
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: and kind of controlling how we can mix all of

884
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: those things together. Really, we're using the same equipment that

885
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: you find in a you know, kitchen, but scaled up

886
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: or you know, in any type of bread or pastum

887
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: making processing factory and twisting how we kind of think

888
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: about it, so thinking a little outside of the box

889
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: how those types of processes are usually done to try

890
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: and get something that's realistic. So what is it? It's

891
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: before we go forward, so I could make I could

892
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: make beyond meat in my kitchen. I mean every I

893
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: think if you look on YouTube, there's a lot of

894
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: people who try and make what we make in their kitchen,

895
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: and you know, different levels of success. I would say,

896
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: but you know, we do have some proprietary parts that

897
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: we really crack down here that really make our texture,

898
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: our mouth feel, our juice. It would be funny if

899
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 1: that was me the ingredient list. There's a few proprietary

900
00:50:54,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: things like colmy that no, No, now I have a question.

901
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: I listen. I honestly think it tastes amazing. Um, how

902
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: does the price point come compare because obviously that's on

903
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: people's minds. They go, well, I'm not going to pay

904
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: more for it for sure, No, And that's something that

905
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 1: we're working on, you know, for the last couple of years.

906
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: So it is a little bit more of a premium

907
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: product right now as it stands compared to the Animal Meet.

908
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: But there's you know a lot of things that we

909
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: have to take into consideration. They're the subsidies that the

910
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 1: Animal Meet industry guests from, yes, the government from taxes,

911
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: our scale as we start as we increase. You know,

912
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: when I started here six years ago, we were working

913
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: on the original burger, and we were making that in

914
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: a little kitchen here in lah you know, kind of

915
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: a handmade kitchen where we were doing hundreds of burgers

916
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: a day and that kind of scale compared to where

917
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: we're at now, tens of thousands of you know, patties

918
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: per day or whatever we're making. They're everywhere, and they

919
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: also have sausages. We had Donald and I got. I

920
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: think you guys are probably responsible because someone sent us

921
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: the motherload care package we got. Yeah. Yeah, but then um,

922
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: but then Donald, there was breakfast sausage, there was there's

923
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: our Joel. There were a burger Joel. It's been a

924
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,399
Speaker 1: very masculine show without you. We really really need it. Oh,

925
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to bring my feminine energy to the podcast. Yeah,

926
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: we need it. We need it. Well, we're learning at

927
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: these gents are telling us all about beyond me. Donald,

928
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: you had a question, go ahead. Yeah. So it's really delicious,

929
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: and there's some people like you order it from restaurants

930
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: and they've really mastered the way in cooking it, whereas

931
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: like if I cook it, it's not as juicy, you

932
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's a little bit, but

933
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: it's still delt like I like a burger bell done,

934
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: so I don't mind a burger that's not that you

935
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: know that juicy, But then you get it from a

936
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: restaurant and they figured out a way to make it

937
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: so it's literally like you're biting into a hamburger. What

938
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: is the what is the difference? Are you guys giving

939
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: people like a different way to cook it? Like, how

940
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: do you cook it to make it so it's just

941
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: like a hamburger? No? I think it Maybe it kind

942
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: of boils down to like like in the burger, Like,

943
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: we do have some work to get it perfectly there.

944
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: You know, you guys have seen it or tasted it.

945
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: There's still work for us to do it here, to

946
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: make it where we want it to be, like an

947
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: animal product and replicate what animal beef is. But like

948
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: when you're cooking a burger at home, if you cook

949
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: that on the griddle some way, you know, the chef

950
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,479
Speaker 1: at the restaurant's gonna probably do that a little bit better,

951
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: and they always do. Yea, But I love it. He

952
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: said that in the nicest way possible. If it because

953
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: he's a professional fucking chef, right, No, actually we're both scientists. Yeah,

954
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I have other questions. All right now, listen,

955
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: Impossible Burger. They're the competitor right there, and now who

956
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: who's winning in the space? You guys are them? Come on?

957
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: Is that even questions? No? I think no, it's a

958
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: great question. Does that? I think it's I mean, I

959
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: know you guys are scientists and you're not in the

960
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: fucking sales department, but I wonder if you know who's

961
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: the scientific point of view? And really, you know, this

962
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: is our point of We're not representing anybody right now.

963
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: It's just we. We're fans of you guys, fans of

964
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: the show, and we want to be on here, but

965
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: we can talk about this stuff. Well, I'm just saying,

966
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: do you guys, as scientists take apart the Impossible Burger,

967
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: much like I'm sure the scientists had three musketeers, might

968
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: take apart the snickers and see what is in it

969
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: and what how they make their new get? Oh yeah,

970
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: I think I think everybody based industry has probably taking

971
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: apart everybody else's product for sure. But you know, I

972
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: think the Thing Impossible is doing some great stuff and

973
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: they have you know, they're pushing for the same real

974
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: change that we're trying to push for you know, sustainability,

975
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: of impacting the climate change, how animal welfare, all of

976
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: those things are at the core of what they're trying

977
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: to do this for the change. Maybe the biggest difference

978
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: we have probably in the approach of doing that is that,

979
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: yeahthically modified. We think that, you know, you can get

980
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 1: everything you need from the plant, and so getting extracts

981
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: from plants directly doing our you know, science to understand

982
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: how to utilize them the best way and then putting

983
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: them together into the product. We think we can get

984
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: there with that, and you know, they go with a

985
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: little bit different solution there in that term how far

986
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: are we are? How far away are we from seeing seafood?

987
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: Then yes, yes, because we need we need seafood since

988
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: you guys are killing it. We need we watch Sea

989
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: Spirit seed and got all. I'm still not eating fish.

990
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: I still haven't I watched that documentary because of you guys. Actually, well,

991
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm I I have occasionally cheated with sushi. I must

992
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: say I occasionally give myself a sushi cheat. Donald, shut up,

993
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: you went totally gaging. I am like almost all the

994
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: way there. And if I go over someone's house and

995
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 1: they've made a beautiful dinner and the only thing they're

996
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: serving is fish. I'll eat the fish, but for the

997
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: most part of not. But anyway, that's irrelevant. Nobody give

998
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: a fuck about that. When when are you beyond gonna

999
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: make fish and chicken? We need that too. Chicken, Yeah,

1000
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: because chicken is weird. I'm gonna tell you something right now.

1001
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: I've yet to taste good plant based chicken. That ship

1002
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: is mush. Everywhere is nothing but mush. Let the men speak.

1003
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't Donald's. How do you solve Donald's mush complaint? No,

1004
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: it's a great, great complaint. I think. In the terms

1005
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: of the chicken part, we have some I mean the

1006
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: news we're not breaking it here because it's on our

1007
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: website and other people. But we just released some pretended

1008
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: can you guys please pretend it's exclusive chicken chickens out

1009
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: Beyond Meat get it right where you want it, Chicken Tenders.

1010
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: And also we partnered up with an express we just

1011
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: released today, um Beyond the Orange Chicken. So it's it's

1012
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: but it's all fat based alternative meats um and yeah,

1013
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: it's just got released today, so it's all over our

1014
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: so cal right now. Actually, there are a bunch of

1015
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: locations and I want some of that right now. I

1016
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: want to get most mates into our house. Now what

1017
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: about Okay, we got let's just make just one last thing.

1018
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: We just want to make it clear. This isn't This

1019
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: isn't an ad, y'all. This isn't an ad. We're not

1020
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: doing an ad. This is just actually something that about

1021
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: they should become an advertiser, Joel after this, like Joel

1022
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: is going to make a call because they should be good. No,

1023
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: but this is in all seriousness. Donald and I, as

1024
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: you know, all both trying to eat less animals, and

1025
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: I really stand by beyond. I think it's great. Um, fish,

1026
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: is that in the program? Is there someone behind you? Guys?

1027
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: That's desk, says fish guy. They can't really talk too

1028
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: much about things that haven't been announced. Oh that means yes,

1029
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: we can just let you know. We got lots of

1030
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: prototypes that where we're constantly working on. Here. We'll tell

1031
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: your boss to watch the spiracy and get to fight.

1032
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: We're very excited. Like, um, you know, as an African

1033
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: American male, high cholesterol is a big thing in my family.

1034
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: And when you eat red meat and when you eat

1035
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: even when you eat chicken and stuff like that. It's

1036
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: not necessarily the best for your cholesterol intake. And I'm

1037
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: not the type of person that just wants to eat

1038
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: beans for the rest of my life. So you know,

1039
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: having uh you know the beyond burger or with the

1040
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: or or a sausage or you know, uh, it is great.

1041
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: So the more products you guys put out, the easier

1042
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: it is to get off meat. Yeah, I am, I am,

1043
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: I Yeah, it needs to happen faster than is my point.

1044
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: They're working well, they probably be doing it faster if

1045
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: they weren't fucking appearing on podcasts all the time right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding guys. Um, I have a question. I

1047
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: heard in the news that some Texas Agricultural board got

1048
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 1: angry because plant based meat is selling so well that

1049
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: they want the labeling to no longer we call meat.

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00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: They don't want meat, they want meat the word meat

1051
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: taken off the label. Is it because they're so fucking

1052
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: livid that that plant based meat is taking off? Is

1053
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: that true? Yeah? I know, we've there's been a couple

1054
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: of those, I guess failings in the last couple of years.

1055
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: But I think that just shows, you know, how much

1056
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: of it an impact companies like Beyond Meat are having

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00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: and we hope to like you guys, say, do do

1058
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: more and get out more options for the consumers so

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00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: that they can ye replace any of the animal meats

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00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: that they need with our products. And well, I think

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Speaker 1: you're doing a great job. Thank you so much. Do

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00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: you guys have questions for us? Or do you need

1063
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: to fix your life? We can do any need to

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00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: fix your Yeah, yeah, I'm a little on the podcast,

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00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 1: so I don't know if all right, Well, don't worry

1066
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,439
Speaker 1: about a question, then we'll just fix your life. It's

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00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: time for Beyond Meat's favorite segment, Donald, It's time too

1068
00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: fix your all right. So I think we kind of

1069
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: already touched on it already. Someone just stretched behind you. Yes,

1070
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: here it Beyond Meat. We're trying to, you know, come

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01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: up with new products and innovates, just continuously and constantly,

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01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: so you know, based on the things that you've had.

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01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: Is there any feedback that we could solicit from you guys?

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01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: Are the things you want us to improve on or

1075
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 1: are there any products you might be interested in looking at?

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01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: I guess we've already touched on I didn't see like,

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Speaker 1: oh I have you guys have like an old, like

1078
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: traditional like Nathan's hot dog. I saw lots of sausages.

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01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: I'd like just a real old fashioned barbecue hot dog.

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Speaker 1: You got that? That would be great. Yeah. For now

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01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: we just have those sausages. But yeah, well there's my

1082
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: frigging complaint. Boys, we gotta get regular hot dog. Sometimes

1083
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: you don't want to like a flavored killed bassa unless

1084
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: you donald no lack of think about is kear bass

1085
01:00:55,160 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: a saucy? Your butt cheeks is warm? What? Oh it's

1086
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: a tenacious D song? I'm so confused. Yeah, no, I

1087
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: was just wondering. I mean, you guys are both great singers,

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01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: and you guys are always saying on here. Part of what,

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01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,919
Speaker 1: you know, what we were doing, I think during COVID

1090
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: times is listening to this podcast to kind of like

1091
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 1: laughing unwind. But a big part of what we also

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01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: did around here to kind of unwind is go karaoke

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01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: and and do all that kind of stuff. Yes, I'm wondering,

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Speaker 1: what what what are you guys karaoke? Go tos or

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Speaker 1: is there anything that poss up for question? I got

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of them now it used to

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01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: only be one. It used to be poisoned. I used

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01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 1: to go and do so we thank you very much,

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01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: but so I would always do that at karaoke. But

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of new ones, Dan and Shay.

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01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of them, speechless

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01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: standing that just standing in that band whatever the song,

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01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: watching you is all that I can do. I'm speechless.

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01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: You already know that you're my weakness. After all this time,

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01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm just as nervous. Watching you is all that I

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01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: can do. Anyway, that's a great karaoke one. And then

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Speaker 1: I heard one person single karaoke song and you don't

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01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: hear it often, but faith, it's just faith, and I

1109
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: can't believe it's real. Yes, I can't believe it's true. Ahead, girl,

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01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's happening. I can't believe with you

1111
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: something like that. And I can't believe that you are

1112
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: here with me and I am here with you, softly

1113
01:02:54,520 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: kissing you all right wherever kids see. I don't think

1114
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: they said perform all of your favorite Daniel, Joel, do

1115
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: you have your go to karaoke songs that you like? Okay?

1116
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: Any winehouse is m Valerie, which is the atypical Los

1117
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: Angeles girl anthem. If you go to karaoke out here,

1118
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,959
Speaker 1: you'll hear it four times a night. But it hits.

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01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: It's in everybody's vocal range, and I love that. Um.

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Speaker 1: I could karaokee any Beyonce's song. Obviously not as good

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01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 1: as Beyonce, but I know all the lyrics and I'm

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01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: ready to go on. Well, you know the one, super Confidence,

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01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: you know, the one that everybody does. Oh oh oh no,

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Speaker 1: No that's terrible. No, it's a crazy not great to

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Speaker 1: karaoke my baby, Okay, Yeah, it's hard to sing though. Yeah,

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01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: Joel's got the Rangeoel wasn't incredible, But all you gotta

1127
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,439
Speaker 1: do is going young hope. Y'all know how the flow

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Speaker 1: is local. Oh, I got three, I got three, I

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Speaker 1: got three. One is the Sound by Carl Ray Jepson.

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Speaker 1: Um You Ought to Know by Atlantis Morrissett, and then

1131
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars. Those are

1132
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 1: my three. I don't really do karaoke, but I think

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Speaker 1: I would probably do everywhere by Michelle Branch. Complicated Abril Levine, Great,

1134
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: you know you know what you shouldn't do? By our

1135
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: Abril Levine take me about a hand, Take me somewhere New.

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01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, do you remember do you

1137
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: remember us singing that ship Forever? That song? We used

1138
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: to sing that song so comfort in our sexuality that

1139
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: we'd be running around our apartment singing Abril Levine in

1140
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: our boxers. We sang that song on set too, and

1141
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: we changed the lyrics too. Do you remember changing the lyrics?

1142
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: I'm with you, No, take me bout a hand, to

1143
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: me somewhere New. I don't know who you are, but uh,

1144
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot you. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I

1145
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: can't play this at the Beyond party yet it can um. Yeah, well,

1146
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: I would sing the original Avril levison en version without

1147
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: Donald's orgasm. I'm gonna Zach Zach Zach. I love you boy.

1148
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: All right, I think we've ran this into the ground.

1149
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: It's always nice. It's always nice to end the show

1150
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 1: with one of Donald's fake orgasms. Okay, thank you, thank

1151
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: you for beyond me. It just sounds like it doesn't

1152
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 1: even sound like an orgasm anymore. It just sounds like

1153
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: some he just yelling in pain. Okay. It's one thing

1154
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: if they were the impossible guys, but this is all right, guys, well,

1155
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: thank you for coming on. We really appreciate it. And

1156
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: uh and I mean we did it. You want to

1157
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: just end the show with yes, you can stay on

1158
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: to the end of the show. This is the end

1159
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: of the show. We love you all I ever put

1160
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: shout outs. And my fiance Liz, she wanted to thank

1161
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: all you guys because we both grew up with scrubs

1162
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: and that's sort of why she's in the healthcare industry

1163
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,760
Speaker 1: right now. I'm here right now, but she wanted to

1164
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 1: say thank you very much, thank you, and yeah, we

1165
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: just got engaged last week. Congratulation. Yeah we have. We've

1166
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: been together for like thirteen years high school sweethearts and

1167
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: took you a long time high finally you finally decided

1168
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: to do it. Huh, well yeah sweethearts. You know, ye know,

1169
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: that's great. They've been together for thirteen years, he said, bro,

1170
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: I know, but I mean, how hold are you? How

1171
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 1: hold you? Twenty seven? Twenty seven? There were high school sweethearts.

1172
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: There's no, that's not you guys are like junior high

1173
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: school sweethearts. Yeah yeah, wow, it's adorable and last and

1174
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: you live in California too, Wow, and you got good jobs.

1175
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: It's almost time to buy a half acre. I brought

1176
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: it all back to the show, Donald, That's why they

1177
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 1: came in the big bucks back. All right, guys, thank

1178
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 1: you so much for tuning in, and we love you,

1179
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Be kind if you're open to it.

1180
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: Try not eating animals. Uh. These fellows are doing all

1181
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: they can to make fake burgers taste like real animals.

1182
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: So check out Beyond Meat again. Not a sponsor, Donald,

1183
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: and I just support the cause. And uh, that's a

1184
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: shout out to Joel for getting these guys on here

1185
01:07:55,520 --> 01:08:00,680
Speaker 1: today too. So much go work, good work. Well, so

1186
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 1: are you excited about the live show? And dude, I'm

1187
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,880
Speaker 1: so excited about the live show. I can't believe that

1188
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: John c McGinley has John c mcginny to get on

1189
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: this bad boy. John c McGinley live is dangerous. I'm

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01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: a little concerned about John c McGinley live. He's not

1191
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: He needs to be censored sometimes, yeah he can. He

1192
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: sometimes leaves the PC card at home. Daniel, Daniel, I

1193
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: may need you to just go beep oh when if

1194
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: he says anything crazy, I hope there's a delay. I

1195
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: truly hope there's a delay. We don't have a delay, Joe,

1196
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: there's no delay for the live show, right, it's live

1197
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: as hell. No really now, okay, so dude, we're gonna

1198
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: have a special guest. There is a very special guest

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Speaker 1: that's going to surprise everyone and blow people's minds away

1200
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: and it'll be fun. If you didn't join us last time,

1201
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: please join us. It's September ninth, that's coming up, so

1202
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 1: I would love for them to pull who they think

1203
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 1: the special surprise guest is going to be. You guys,

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01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: It's a week from Thursday, September ninth, Please come join us.

1205
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: We um, you know we we sometimes edit the show

1206
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: because Donald or I, or well usually Donald or I

1207
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: will say something regret. But now, like Bill O'Reilly once

1208
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 1: said we're gonna do it live and you'll see our faces.

1209
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna who said that, Bill Rileys and either one

1210
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 1: who's like, we'll do it live. I did not know

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01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: that that was Oh my god, fuck it. Go on YouTube.

1212
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:33,839
Speaker 1: It's hilarious, tense. But um, please join us six flower

1213
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 1: six pm on the West coast, nine pm on the

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01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: East coast. Join us. Come on wasting now to dude,

1215
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: Lee do journey. And what's the episode, Joel, we're doing

1216
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: so everybody can. Yes, we're doing My Lunch Classic, the

1217
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: heart Felt My Lunch. It's a very special episode of

1218
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 1: My Lunch and m And for tickets, go to my

1219
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 1: instagram or Donald's Instagram, or go do onlocation live dot

1220
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 1: com and search for fake doctors, real friends. But the

1221
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,479
Speaker 1: links are in our bios and uh and come join us.

1222
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,719
Speaker 1: Tell your friends, it's gonna be fun. Have a drink,

1223
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,560
Speaker 1: laugh with you. Have a couple of drinks. You know

1224
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,560
Speaker 1: you're not gonna drink though, Donald, we made a rule. No,

1225
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: I don't drink when we do the podcast anymore. That

1226
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,599
Speaker 1: is no longer happening. Yes, it's easier for Dale to edit.

1227
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 1: I don't smoke when we do the podcast anymore either.

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01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 1: That is no longer happening. Good. I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 1: So join us Thursday, September ninth, and we hope you're

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01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 1: seeing that all right, everybody, Thank you. We'll see you

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01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: next time. Donald. Seven eight stories about Shore. We made

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01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:53,559
Speaker 1: about a bunch of doctor nurses stories. Yea aund here,

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Speaker 1: yea Eve