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Speaker 1: Remember a couple of years ago when we thought work

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Speaker 1: life balance was gonna be a thing.

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Speaker 2: Good time, Like We're gonna work from home and it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be great. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: We even did segments about the cool job perks that

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Speaker 1: companies were offering, like sleep pods and video game rooms

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Speaker 1: and double decker ping ponk tables.

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Speaker 2: They convinced us they cared about our mental health. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: good news.

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Speaker 1: That whole idea of work life balance is over because now,

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Speaker 1: according to the Wall Street Journal, there's a new trend

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Speaker 1: in job listings where employers are just outright saying they

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Speaker 1: do not offer any balance whatsoever, just a massive load

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Speaker 1: of work to be done.

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Speaker 2: I think we could keep think of some companies out there.

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Speaker 2: It's nice that they're being honest.

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Speaker 1: Now the specific wording that they could be a little

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Speaker 1: bit creative, like the post might say, we're looking for

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Speaker 1: someone who can keep up with an unrelenting pace of

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Speaker 1: business un.

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Speaker 2: Sounds more digestible. That should it just be like slight?

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Speaker 2: Can we just not like, how are they not saying

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Speaker 2: maybe we're running our business wrong? If that's the workload it.

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Speaker 1: Requirescase that doesn't drive profits, Brooks normal staff. They also

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Speaker 1: say we want someone who's eager to be in the

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Speaker 1: office as much as possible.

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Speaker 2: What time for free? Are they getting people to apply

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Speaker 2: for these jobs?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people are desperate to get employed now. And one

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Speaker 1: for a healthcare company literally said, quote, if you're looking

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Speaker 1: for work life balance, this isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: So basically they're cutting the fluff talk and bs and

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Speaker 1: they're just straight up telling you get ready to grind

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Speaker 1: until you die.

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Speaker 2: It's not great news, but it is true.

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Speaker 1: And experts say, with people so desperate to find good

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Speaker 1: paying work, now, the pendulum has officially swung and companies

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Speaker 1: are back in control again.

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Speaker 3: I will grab the pendulum, bring it back, bring it

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Speaker 3: back to our size.

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Speaker 2: That's the company pendulum, Brookie.

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Speaker 1: Can't this whole thing puts me at ease for sure.

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Speaker 1: And now, in the name of work life balance, let's

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Speaker 1: do the shot collar question of the day. Every company

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Speaker 1: should offer to electrocute their employees when they answer trivia

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Speaker 1: questions wrong, Jake, don't you agree?

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Speaker 3: No, that would count as healthcare?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Fair, fair, well.

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Speaker 3: It's National Pina Colada Day, everybody. I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 3: It's Puerto Rico's national drink. I actually that it was

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Speaker 3: created by a bartender in San Juan in nineteen fifty four,

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Speaker 3: combining white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice to capture

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Speaker 3: the flavors of the tropics. Dude, I want to drink

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Speaker 3: one right now. Plus, if you drink more than three,

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Speaker 3: it actually feels like you're there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So to officially celebrate this incredibly intoxicating beverage, We're doing

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Speaker 3: a special real or fake tropical drink edition of what

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Speaker 3: plenty of twenty? Interesting Jake, you say a number one

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Speaker 3: through twenty, I'll tell you the name and ingredients of

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Speaker 3: a vacation libation. You just have to tell them. Is

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Speaker 3: that a real tropical drink or a fake?

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Speaker 2: I got a lot of world travelers in here, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm taking notes. I'm getting recipes down. We'll start with

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Speaker 3: the woman who has had a lot of different vacation

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Speaker 3: drinks at her time. That's Alexis seven seven. Alexis Your

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Speaker 3: tropical drink features banana licure, whipped cream, and the kind

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Speaker 3: of foam you usually see on a car wash ad.

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Speaker 3: It's called the slippery flip flop. Is that a real

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Speaker 3: tropical drink or did I make it up?

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a fun shot, it.

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Speaker 3: Does take and slippery nipples a thing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, allowed nipple?

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Speaker 1: Who well know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: On the radio, Can I say nipple? That's already been

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Speaker 2: said multiple times at this point a couple.

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Speaker 3: More times saying we all have them that we do

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Speaker 3: not ash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I wish you the accident.

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Speaker 3: We're on a sample of it in here, Jake, because

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Speaker 3: I think it's real, Alexis says the slippery flip flop.

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Speaker 3: That's a real drink. It does sound like something invented

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Speaker 3: at Senior Frogs.

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Speaker 2: That where they shake your head and then they blow

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Speaker 2: a whistle.

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Speaker 3: Totally Ever since CT they got rid of that. Brook

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Speaker 3: seven is off the board. Go me, go yao. Everybody,

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Speaker 3: you have a number Brook number everywhere. Alright, let's get

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Speaker 3: the visors out everyone.

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Speaker 2: If you have a caretaker or something, we can call morning.

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Speaker 3: They're off to the Brook. Your tropical drink is served

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Speaker 3: in a hollowed out pineapple and contains three kinds of rum,

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Speaker 3: a glow stick, and a warning label. It's called the

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Speaker 3: shark Bite surprise that was created in the floor.

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Speaker 2: Keys.

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Speaker 3: Is that a real tropical drink? Or did I make

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Speaker 3: up the shark bite surprise.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you like in Florida.

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Speaker 3: We would just crack open that glowstick and pour it

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Speaker 3: in too.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it says the shark bite surprise is real. No sharks,

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Speaker 3: no surprise. When are you opening your beach cabana?

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Speaker 2: We would buy all your drinks.

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Speaker 3: That would be too much work life balance. We can't

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Speaker 3: have that, Jose. Seven to three are off the board.

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Speaker 3: Twelve Jose, your tropical drink comes in a neon green

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Speaker 3: cup shaped like a bird, made with coconut rum and

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Speaker 3: pineapple juice. Add on some questionable choices, and you have

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Speaker 3: a tipsy parrot. Is that a real tropical drink? Or

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Speaker 3: did I make that out?

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Speaker 2: That sounds so perfect. It sounds like something you buy

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Speaker 2: like Margaritaville.

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Speaker 1: Dude, and the tipsy parrot should be a bart Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then you can keep the cup.

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Speaker 3: Because you paid like fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: And be careful if you have too much.

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Speaker 1: The tipsy parrot goes to like super drunk parrot and

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Speaker 1: then starts saying sloppy parrots learn it.

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is true, Jose says the Tipsy

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Speaker 3: Parrot's real. You have real good. It's served in beach

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Speaker 3: bars across the Caribbean's half drink, half souvenir. You do

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Speaker 3: get to keep the bird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, remember that one Tipsy Parrots.

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Speaker 3: Jefferywhere down to you? You get this wrong? And Jose's

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Speaker 3: winning Today's edition of.

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Speaker 2: Plenty of twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 3: Your tropical drink was invented after someone missed their flight.

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Speaker 3: Includes dark rum bitters and just a splash of rage.

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Speaker 3: Actually it's lime juice. It's called the Lost Luggage? Is

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Speaker 3: that a drinker? Did I make that up?

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Speaker 1: So this is such a great idea because nothing is

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Speaker 1: worse than getting stuck at the airport, missing your flight

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. The only thing that would make

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Speaker 1: you feel better is a joke named alcoholic beverage.

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Speaker 3: There's no mixer in it.

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Speaker 2: It's just straight alcohol.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what you need in that moment. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say that's a real drink. Ef It says lost Luggage

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Speaker 1: is real.

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Speaker 3: You got it, Jeffrey. You'll fight it at some resort bars.

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Speaker 3: The drink is real, but so is the emotional baggage

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Speaker 3: that means the boys have one.

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Speaker 2: Today's initi up tlenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Brook's not in the best mental space

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Speaker 1: to be doing the songs right now, So let's give

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Speaker 1: it to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Kick you gotta do a slob on yourself and you get.

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Speaker 1: Out of this, and Alexis, you're going to be singing

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Speaker 1: the Pina Colada song, So go for it.

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Speaker 3: If you like Peanut Colas, you getting caught in the rain.

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Speaker 2: We all need a tipsy. That was your shot collar

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Speaker 2: question of the day. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this. Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.