WEBVTT - Ep143: Officially Unofficial feat. Syd &Marie

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<v Speaker 1>Year. What's y'all? I know you're at your desk or

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<v Speaker 1>not at your desk, or in your car, or in

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<v Speaker 1>bed um or hopefully playing us in your headphones around

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<v Speaker 1>your children. Um, but this is horrible decisions. I'm your girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy b a k A Peg the Stallion, and across

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<v Speaker 1>from me is my lovely co host. That's funny. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Wheezy. There you go, and I am so

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<v Speaker 1>excited to be here with these two ladies that we way,

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<v Speaker 1>way way should have had on. This is per customer request.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only have we been on Vice Live with this

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<v Speaker 1>lovely lady across from me, but I have been Internet

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<v Speaker 1>friends with a lady to my right for way too long.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so happy y'all are here. This has to

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<v Speaker 1>be a dope episode because I'm not ready for the pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you all ready for me? Like? Damn, why y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>I ask him? Nothing else? Can y'all go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>introduce yourself and let our listeners know who you are? Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Another m my name is Marie. I mean it's Reezy

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<v Speaker 1>across from Wheezy. I don't know what Vice Live is,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm so happy to I don't know who that

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<v Speaker 1>man is I don't know if I saw that show

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the street anyway. Co host of the Unoficial

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<v Speaker 1>Expert Podcast with My boot Thing s Dubs, Sydney, Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>We could do s dubs right like, because you'll got

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<v Speaker 1>like a k A. What's your real name? Is? Is different?

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<v Speaker 1>It is? Yeah, so I want to have an A

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<v Speaker 1>k A too? Where does weezy come from? Since you

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<v Speaker 1>got asthma? Yeah? You know it's funny uncertain episodes like

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<v Speaker 1>you can hear the asthma and then people right in

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<v Speaker 1>in my d MS and be like, hey, hope you're

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<v Speaker 1>feeling better. Just listen to one ten and it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>a little sucked up, sounds like you dying. SI bro.

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<v Speaker 1>When I laugh, it's an ugly it's a nigga laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how we like laugh with like mouth open

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<v Speaker 1>and air. And then there's the second like homeless people, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, I gotta and I hit Yes it's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Who laughed like that? Got good? Pussy for sure? Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you the one not denying that. Let's break this ice.

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<v Speaker 1>So we know you're a lesbian horror bitch? What about you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a straight friend, but you ever like, no, never

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever had someone eat No, I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>with a woman. I've never liked me trying to hold

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<v Speaker 1>my hand and stuff. I don't even let people women

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<v Speaker 1>hug me full on. I do like a side hug. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's just you're just playing tease with this

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<v Speaker 1>haircut and this haircuff. Oh, y'all gotta stop with tarcuts sexuality.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling jokes here and like we all are. But

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<v Speaker 1>I always really appreciate a short haircut because to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it has a dominance to it, which is why society

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<v Speaker 1>is that we threatened thinking that shorter haircuts mean gay

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<v Speaker 1>because we always assume that strong women, women in suits,

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<v Speaker 1>women wearing quote unquote butch outfits are gay. It's an association.

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<v Speaker 1>We tie it with clothes, same with hair. So when

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<v Speaker 1>I see this haircut, bitch, I'm turned on, because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you should be turned on, sister, should moist and I

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<v Speaker 1>love playing with my hair and shortcuts are one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite things to go to um. And it's funny

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of the guys that I did would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, don't go short, don't go short. As

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I go short, they're like, oh, that look good.

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<v Speaker 1>On you. It's it's just like it's a level of

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<v Speaker 1>confidence in it too, because your face has to beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>especially a good neck ceased too. You see it? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking at me and my colarbones shown out? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like taking it in like it makes you

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<v Speaker 1>see these columns. One time I didn't want I like

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<v Speaker 1>cut this side of my hair and like I had

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<v Speaker 1>like a little mohawk thing. Yeah, you have to have

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<v Speaker 1>like have like I'm terrified to do it. You have

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<v Speaker 1>a good head shaped to My teeth are too big

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Like I try to just let people

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<v Speaker 1>just focus on my tits. That's why I got those

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<v Speaker 1>done first before my invisible line. You can't just let

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<v Speaker 1>everybody go right here. They got to go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>So if I cut my hair, they're gonna be zoomed

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<v Speaker 1>in on my face. It won't be like bitch, It

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<v Speaker 1>isn't overbrite. When you have the personality, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>He's nice, he's really not and you do you're so funny,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wouldn't even worry about that. You know, somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to blow my head up. It's funny because like,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on how somebody looks like, you know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>want to suck somebody, it's how you'll take the compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>This girl to meet and greet was like, Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell your improv classes are really paying off. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really happy for you. I'm like, yeah you are. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, wow, I'm that creepy dude. Don't give me

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<v Speaker 1>no compliments if you cute dog, because I'm running with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yes, I too like this outfit. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to take it off? Just everybody wants it, That's

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<v Speaker 1>just what that is. It doesn't matter if they're saying

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<v Speaker 1>good day or they're like I like your shoes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you clearly want to funk. That's it. Jim Shoulder,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, he definitely is in The Black

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<v Speaker 1>Women for sure. Yeah, he was just on Molly. It

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<v Speaker 1>was it had nothing to do but liking me, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Carrey is one of the craziest people. I just

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<v Speaker 1>watched that Andy Kaufman thing. He is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest people. He is true validity of weird whiteness. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like doing poetry now. He literally started the documentary

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<v Speaker 1>and goes, are we on? I mean, but when are

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<v Speaker 1>we ever not on? Did it start, because what is

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<v Speaker 1>the end? What is time? I was like, yo, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like Tarace toward y'all saw that he was he was

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<v Speaker 1>just on the red carpet um not. He literally just

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<v Speaker 1>started talking about like I don't know the universe and

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<v Speaker 1>where we lying it and why he wasn't gonna act anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rhythms of the physics and how much I

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<v Speaker 1>don't find and he got this podcast caught exactly Wundo

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<v Speaker 1>and he basically takes news clips and like talks about

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<v Speaker 1>them that Nigga did, Chance, Howder and Tower and he

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<v Speaker 1>can't put it on pause and going, what redo it? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a three minute clip. You could talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>for forty five minutes. And I just want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the interviewer like, oh my god, this is my

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<v Speaker 1>big break or was she like I want whatever you had,

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<v Speaker 1>I want whatever vide shades on or his pupils was

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<v Speaker 1>all the way dilated. I didn't even watch it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a small clip of this ship here. This

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<v Speaker 1>is how fucking crazy this nigga is, but it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the light scanned people crazy? Yeah, light skinned people

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<v Speaker 1>with light eyes are usually crazier. I've done the research.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a good tipper. I will say that, yeah Terence

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<v Speaker 1>toward Yeah I haven't. I haven't had him, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to fuck you too. So remember the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that I could. Who's your best tipper? Oh do you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Or somebody who tipped you really well? I know who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tip me was Flow Writer and I know Trick

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy don't play the bullshit. He left the club because

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<v Speaker 1>when the sparklers came out, they didn't have the cap

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<v Speaker 1>on him, so he knows that klusby bullshit the bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as the bottles came out without a screw top.

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<v Speaker 1>Trick Daddy was remembered that he didn't have you know

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<v Speaker 1>who was one of the best tippers and he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even have to tip me that. It's when I worked

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<v Speaker 1>at so Be Live Um applies Eyes made sure that

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<v Speaker 1>not only listen, he made he made sure he got

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<v Speaker 1>a tip, and he came over to the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>tipped all of the bartenders even though we weren't serving him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would say applies for someone who didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>bottle service. I'm saying I wonder if I could see

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<v Speaker 1>that over like a flow because I would always like

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<v Speaker 1>applies energy you have or you have it. I have

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<v Speaker 1>like he's super fun and he's not dumb. He's super

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<v Speaker 1>smart and he's a register nurse wat nursing degree. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a big remark. What what do you intend to do? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me put it this way. All energy in the

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<v Speaker 1>universe is expressed in motion. All motion is expressed in waves.

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<v Speaker 1>All waves are curved. So where does the straight lines

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<v Speaker 1>come from? To make the potonic solids are straight lines?

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<v Speaker 1>So when I took the flower of life and opened it?

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<v Speaker 1>From that? Oh, he sound like yes, in the entire

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<v Speaker 1>him he's talking. I didn't even know he's talking to

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<v Speaker 1>white people. He's dropping some good acid right there. I

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<v Speaker 1>must be on a low frequency. I don't get it. Ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into the thing of the week, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I wanted to ask both of you as well,

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<v Speaker 1>what is your most embarrassing sexual moments? Most embarrassing? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not deferred to my colleague. I could think about this

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<v Speaker 1>whole second. Me embarrassing sexual moment? Oh, we all have one,

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<v Speaker 1>right right? I do? Well, maybe y'll share, y'alls. We

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<v Speaker 1>can't see what I don't want. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>break it out open I don't want to bust. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to see what work. We want like hair falling,

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<v Speaker 1>falling off and out, that's a constant hair falling. Definitely slid,

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<v Speaker 1>but also I don't care, so like when it slides off,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just be like, yo, you really are sucking this

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<v Speaker 1>ship out of me. Look at this little n shower sex.

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<v Speaker 1>I fell shower sex. I totally slip. I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to say I fell off the bed in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of changing positions, and it was just like all we

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<v Speaker 1>can do is laugh. That's fine, That's all I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I pull off the goddamn bet. But when you slip

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<v Speaker 1>with slip in the bath, slip, it's done. Ever said

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<v Speaker 1>a wrong name? No, because now that I'm dating people

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<v Speaker 1>who just go with babe, it's a very safe sex. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say names. You'd be like you are doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to them, speaking of names, have y'all ever

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<v Speaker 1>fun somebody and forgot their names? Oh, I won't know

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<v Speaker 1>the name sometimes just because I'm not I'm not good

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<v Speaker 1>at remembering the name, like in the moment or like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bad at remembering names, and I give nicknames to

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<v Speaker 1>the people that I date. So sometimes I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to remember name nicknames. Well, there's the Jamaican. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>even my friends don't even know what his name is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's uh, who else? What a name? Can I give you?

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<v Speaker 1>All that I liked? Uh, there's Sushi Sushi Sam's pots

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<v Speaker 1>and pants. There's no tell there's a direct deposit. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not is that one. That's one persons. Pots and

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<v Speaker 1>pants don't mean anything. It just rhymes with the same

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<v Speaker 1>part because they was the same. And everyone want to

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<v Speaker 1>call him that Mushi. She's like Randall, the Sandal guy.

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<v Speaker 1>His name wasn't exactly Wait, okay, why is he Sushi Sam?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the first time we went out, he took me

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<v Speaker 1>to get sushi. That's it. That's that's perfectly sushi easy

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone called him sushi after that and he hated it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny, that's funny. Do you have nicknames for the

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<v Speaker 1>guys you talked to as well? You know, women or men?

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<v Speaker 1>You know both? In college, I had somebody name a

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<v Speaker 1>side of fries. That's what they were. Was that the woman?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh No, that's when I was dating men, That's when

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<v Speaker 1>I was unfortunate. But yeah, I had a frie. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a guy in Philly, and then I had a

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<v Speaker 1>guy in Wooster, Massachusetts. Wooster Wooster, I know that fucking

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<v Speaker 1>town that got an airport. Yeah, because I went there

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<v Speaker 1>on an accident and I was like, well, there's nothing here,

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<v Speaker 1>So is this Boston? How did you accidentally go to Wooster?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I saw a twenty dollar flight and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let me go, And then I found out a funny

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<v Speaker 1>dollar flight. You're worth more, darling. But know, the Jew

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<v Speaker 1>in me just doesn't know what to do. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean the jew in me like metaphorically. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I am come from the cheapest of cheap. My father

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<v Speaker 1>almost didn't close on a house when I was growing

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<v Speaker 1>up because they didn't want to replace the sink. And

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<v Speaker 1>the sink, I just want to let you know, was

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred and forty dollars. The home was three eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, no, you don't do nothing, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't give shit, I don't want and I was like wow,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's how we ended up moving to the next

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<v Speaker 1>one dead ask over a hundred forty dollars. So just

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know, I have that same thing in

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<v Speaker 1>me that's I want to see what the spread is like. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like I'll flex on food and like vacations, but

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<v Speaker 1>like they them tiny little things. When I'll be seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a chief flight would be like, oh, like, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty dollar flight, but want to stay at the

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<v Speaker 1>Conrad in the wall doorf what I'm there. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>type of person I am. It's backwards. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I'm like new money that's like fluctuating from

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<v Speaker 1>when I was not having it, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like rom In on a gold plate. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what happened on the gold plate? Am I wait?

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<v Speaker 1>And I want like popeyees, but also like like I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to with like men like all the way up

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<v Speaker 1>in their boot and tooted suits. You know, like I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to remember that I'm a nigger, but also

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rich. I want to see you in like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a sketch of you being somebody's accountant. I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to see you just working with money and what

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<v Speaker 1>you would allocate to people. Oh no, I don't. My

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<v Speaker 1>accountant just knows. I'm like, this is how much money

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<v Speaker 1>I have, and that's how much I'm gonna spend on clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You can figure out the rest I would never, I

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<v Speaker 1>would be terrible. I only know how to invest my money,

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<v Speaker 1>make it, but spend it. Oh wait, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>invest in it? Yeah? Let us know, because I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not putting nobody on, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>will say this, I'm buying the funk out of Netflix

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<v Speaker 1>now that Disney Plus came. I got somebody's password already.

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<v Speaker 1>What's all the Disney Disney Yeah, the movies, everything is

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<v Speaker 1>one there. But like Netflix, it's going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>stay because like nobody like eventually we'll tire of Disney,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. And Netflix has too much

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<v Speaker 1>good content, so it'll come back in Nickelodeon. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>is Disney Plus also owns Hulu, So Disney Plus and

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu is getting all the good things, and Hulu is

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<v Speaker 1>partnered went summarily into emergency acquisitions. Got it. Yeah here,

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu actually has a partnership or ownership in FFX and

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<v Speaker 1>FFX is where Snowfall and all of these. Really Disney

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<v Speaker 1>owns that. Yeah, is to like I have the movies,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying, Like that Marvel ship, it's

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<v Speaker 1>always going to keep us there. But like I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't see Disney Plus taking over the way that we

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<v Speaker 1>watch Netflix. There's just too much diverse content on Netflix Plus.

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<v Speaker 1>The standard is popping to stand up sitting right here,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're both like, you'll find it on Disney And

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<v Speaker 1>we're saying that the stand up on Netflix is right,

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<v Speaker 1>but the standing up paying, and it's common definitely pay.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not saying that, but I'm just saying I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>paying for the Netflix or the Hulu or the Disney Plus.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm thriving right now. I ain't gonna hold you

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<v Speaker 1>to all of our followers, everybody. My homegirl recently came

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<v Speaker 1>through with the firestick and all of y'all gave me loggins.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you so very much, because I got not

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<v Speaker 1>HBO go, I got Sling, I got everything through for you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I watched. That's all they want me to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about. And I haven't even paid for it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the kink of the week. I'm disgusting. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>been watching this and I also want to do it tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been like trying to figure out what I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Blue Cockey, but then also sometimes it just

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<v Speaker 1>gets too much. Do I need to go over what

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<v Speaker 1>that is, yeah, because I don't know what that is,

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<v Speaker 1>but I already know what it is. That's when like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of guys like come all for a

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<v Speaker 1>girl that tonight. It is right, But I'm like, how

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<v Speaker 1>can I have like my own version, because like the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that gets me in boo cocky, it's not when

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<v Speaker 1>they're sitting there with the come on their face. It's

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<v Speaker 1>when they're getting fucked and then other guys come over

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<v Speaker 1>and then start coming on them. Then I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is where the money is for me. So the watching

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<v Speaker 1>part is what gets you being fun while comes on.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, how can I narrow this down? I

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<v Speaker 1>found it CEO HF is called come on Her Face porn,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is a collective Thank God. I think his

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<v Speaker 1>name is Reggie Ricky on X Videos. Basically he keeps

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<v Speaker 1>making different series called Banging Chicks would Come on Their

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<v Speaker 1>Faces Part nine This one is but they basically either

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<v Speaker 1>have another guy there that comes on them or these

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<v Speaker 1>dudes come and then keep rowing. I just I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>as a porn star, why am I getting my makeup done?

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<v Speaker 1>If you gonna my face? You know that's a look

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<v Speaker 1>though that's there's actually fetish about it. It's like the

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<v Speaker 1>messy fetish. So when the mascara is running with the

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<v Speaker 1>lips six mirrors, that turns a lot of men on.

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<v Speaker 1>So you want to look like it's like a one

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<v Speaker 1>night staying when I did apparently you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>mean now, but you need good eyes and making like

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<v Speaker 1>porn because you get the blue jobs. But that's in

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning. That's been latist. Actually that's a very good

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<v Speaker 1>The dude who did my makeup at our Philly show,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, I guess he didn't know what I

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<v Speaker 1>did with sex. He's like, oh yeah, like people always

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<v Speaker 1>find me through the hashtag. I also did a port

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<v Speaker 1>star's makeup. I'm like, okay, well I don't do point.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, I know, but you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, no, I don't. Also, have you cleaned

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<v Speaker 1>the brushes because yeah, He's like, and I come back

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. She just loves me. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Since he could feel the book cocky

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<v Speaker 1>energy coming off here, it wasn't your braids, he was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm intrigues because I'm just like, what what is about that?

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<v Speaker 1>That turns you on. I don't know, dude, I really

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you. A lot of a lot of us

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<v Speaker 1>can't like explain when we are turned on by a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of different things. I love come or I see

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<v Speaker 1>how you loophole. I can't. It's happy, Okay, got it?

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<v Speaker 1>So do you like come on you or no? Since

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<v Speaker 1>I won't even lay in the wet spot, I will,

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<v Speaker 1>I will send you home so I could sleep in

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<v Speaker 1>the dry spot. Okay, what's funny? You know what's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll swallow come, but as soon as they like, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I love swallowing come. But when it's on me, that's

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<v Speaker 1>when I think a nigg is nasty. I'd be like nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>not be having I'd be like, get it off, get

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<v Speaker 1>it off. Get you're trying to like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>your body, so I don't. I'll be walking like this

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't like, come on me. I'm from this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't not have like anything you No, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been squirted on. None of that has happened for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if somebody wants to, you know, just show

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<v Speaker 1>me today, that'd be great. You know, I want a demo,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just would like to say I took

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of myself sent it to the niggam fucking

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like in honor of one of the

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<v Speaker 1>guests being game, and he's like, she's gonna eat you,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, waiting that too. I'm like, I'm very picky

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<v Speaker 1>with that, Like I don't even really eat food that much,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not just eating anybody. Scucci. That's saying you

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm saying, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just get the resume. I didn't want to actually if

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<v Speaker 1>we can't we this is a group of women talking. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>We had vanilla ship that had to do um with

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<v Speaker 1>something going on in Japan, but we haven't actually had

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about it since we and I have been

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<v Speaker 1>traveling UM. And so while y'all are here, I actually

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get you guys this input on what's been

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<v Speaker 1>going on with the t I um situation and what

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<v Speaker 1>he said about his daughter and also as to female

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<v Speaker 1>host of a podcast, the podcast host in which t

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<v Speaker 1>I was on where that happened. They deleted the episode

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<v Speaker 1>and issued an apology, and I just kind of wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about a what t I had to say

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<v Speaker 1>and how you guys feel as far as being raised

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<v Speaker 1>that way, I don't know if y'all see what the

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<v Speaker 1>daughter has went through and started just like liking comments

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<v Speaker 1>about it. If you guys are not familiar, I know

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<v Speaker 1>we're a couple of weeks late with this, but with

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<v Speaker 1>with a table full of women, I wanted to discuss this.

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<v Speaker 1>T I basically went on um the podcast Miguel's girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>wife whatever she is her podcast and said that his

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<v Speaker 1>daughter is now eighteen years old, he still goes with

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<v Speaker 1>her to the ganna cologists to make sure that her

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<v Speaker 1>hymen is still intact, to be sure that she has

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<v Speaker 1>not had said before I think she didn't know anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said she was doing that when she was sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Still still now she's started. He started, when where a tiny?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is tiny? So this is this is not Tinese daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>This is okay, But this isn't the tineseaughter the daughter

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<v Speaker 1>before tiny? Okay? But where is tiny? Because the mother

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<v Speaker 1>should be going to the guy? No with her with her?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, is she? But I mean the guy? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the mother could still be going and allowing to

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<v Speaker 1>I to be the father that that's so many people

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<v Speaker 1>in the room. Have you been to the big Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Three people tossing the guy to God, this is already awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>awkward for all of them. You get there and you

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<v Speaker 1>like the miser A big shout out to Angelie. I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to The Breakfast Club like in full that day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never listened to Breakfast Coming Fool. I'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, interview, don't want to hear whatever, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I almost couldn't believe that she had to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the voice of reason in front of adults.

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<v Speaker 1>And obviously I love Charlotte, don't really he's like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of whatever to me. I think Charlottegne makes the show

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<v Speaker 1>and he's fun, But how could like she really be

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<v Speaker 1>like explaining why it's violating, you know what I mean? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it was crazy to me that she was like really

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<v Speaker 1>having a talk and they're like no, but and I

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<v Speaker 1>think what's weird about it is like, besides the whole thing, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>the weird thing about the reaction from men that are

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<v Speaker 1>siding with it. It's like they acknowledge that maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>too far. But then there's this other part of at

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<v Speaker 1>least black men are involved in their lives, which is

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<v Speaker 1>and the second part is like, well, do we want

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<v Speaker 1>our kids to have sex this early, and it's like, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>so do I put them in a chastity about or

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<v Speaker 1>teach them about sex? Teach them about absence, teach them

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<v Speaker 1>about you're saying them. He's also been on record pushing

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<v Speaker 1>his younger sons to have sex and said, as a father,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna let you know, I'm gonna treat my

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<v Speaker 1>sun different than I'm gonna treat my daughter. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even them, it's daughters. No, it's great that he's pushing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think it's the wh I brought up the

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<v Speaker 1>child the trauma and the boys are young, they said,

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<v Speaker 1>but but it's embarrassing. It's so much fucking trauma behind that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was really thinking eighteen. Demani's eighteen, So deja

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<v Speaker 1>is the is the one girl m who was questioned.

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<v Speaker 1>So he has two eighteen year olds, fifteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>and eleven year old, and let's just go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers. He is to eighteen year old and he's

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<v Speaker 1>worried about his daughter's hyman being into Well, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's that's so frustrating to me is that these

0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:41.399
<v Speaker 1>men will be like, oh my god, I'm quote quote

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<v Speaker 1>protecting my daughter. But then it's like you treat regular

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<v Speaker 1>women like ship. I'll just say, this is what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to protect her from man like him, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry she can still see him do the

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<v Speaker 1>ship that he's doing. So even if you come to

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<v Speaker 1>the guy though, like what is your moves looking like

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<v Speaker 1>she's watching like full blown, you be terrible to tiny.

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<v Speaker 1>I also I also want to go to as far

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<v Speaker 1>as just parenting. I know that if you, if you

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<v Speaker 1>stay on your child harder, it's going to make them

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<v Speaker 1>less open to telling you what's going on and what

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 1>they're doing. I mean, my mom was on a few

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago and mom came. It was great, Mandy's mom

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<v Speaker 1>has come to and it was we started talking about, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just the leniency and how neither of us

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<v Speaker 1>got pregnant and blah blah blah, you're not getting pregnant, Okay,

0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:37.359
<v Speaker 1>but I've only had once, like like just in comparison

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<v Speaker 1>to the friends that we knew in high school that

0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 1>were like under fucking serious, watch and have two or

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<v Speaker 1>three kids now before they're even one. It's like running rampants.

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<v Speaker 1>But why I bring up pregnancy. It's because like using

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<v Speaker 1>condoms and things like that. But I think the scariest

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<v Speaker 1>thing with this t I thing is like I have

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<v Speaker 1>to be totally honest and saying I've always loved watching

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<v Speaker 1>him be a dad on TV, so I was so

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 1>disapp in it. I was like, Oh, he seems so

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:04.440
<v Speaker 1>fun and so great and so involved, and then it's

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 1>just like, damn, you find that ship out. I feel

0:25:07.600 --> 0:25:09.200
<v Speaker 1>like the thing that these men need to know and

0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:11.159
<v Speaker 1>probably do know in the back of their heads, is

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:14.200
<v Speaker 1>you can still have a fully intact himan and be

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:17.080
<v Speaker 1>a hub. You could fully be out here the myth,

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 1>so you can be cockied up, so't still have an

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:24.560
<v Speaker 1>intact tim but as words like, you're smart as hell's

0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>still thinking about the fucking hymen and letting that being smart.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that this one part is just an archaic

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 1>thing that smart men and women can fucking do. Women

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:37.720
<v Speaker 1>have the same ship. I don't know what it is.

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:41.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like with this association with virginity and holiness and

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>like it's people from the South. I'm not gonna lie, okay,

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:47.200
<v Speaker 1>speak on it. It's people from the South. It's like

0:25:47.240 --> 0:25:50.880
<v Speaker 1>a Christians, very religious people. It's that's what it is yes,

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Bible belt. It's it's more and not like they're in

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:59.280
<v Speaker 1>homogenized communities and they just don't know. They quote quote

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Even though they have Google and everything, they

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:04.200
<v Speaker 1>just not They don't have the wherewithal to say, hey,

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:07.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's a thought process outside of the ones that

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 1>were always listening. Yeah, but going to church and being

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 1>a Christian doesn't mean that you're a good person, or

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:14.440
<v Speaker 1>you're a bad person, or you not. We saw Pastor

0:26:14.560 --> 0:26:21.680
<v Speaker 1>David Wilson that the Lord he's a pillar in my community.

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:26.879
<v Speaker 1>I want to I want to bring this up as

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<v Speaker 1>well as all of us having a platform that we

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.080
<v Speaker 1>speak on and seeing that when t I said this,

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:34.240
<v Speaker 1>the host pretty much laughed it off and didn't kind

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 1>of check him or correct him. I think it's important, uncomfortable,

0:26:37.720 --> 0:26:41.120
<v Speaker 1>but I think nobody said what what are you talking about? Yeah,

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying. I was loud confused because they

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, like they didn't know what I would

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 1>have been like, are you in the rule or you

0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:52.200
<v Speaker 1>just her ride to the guy? No, Like there's a difference.

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Listen to ask questions and to not be um afraid

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to question a man on these outdated, asked outlooks on

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 1>life that you have. I think that as women, if

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 1>we're going to be in the room and have these

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:05.200
<v Speaker 1>conversations that they don't laugh at off about it, you

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>sit there and ask why then do you think this way?

0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 1>And tell him he's five four? We see. I thought

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 1>about the why didn't they check him thing a few

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:21.159
<v Speaker 1>times right with a friend of mine who we have

0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:24.200
<v Speaker 1>an episode that you guys have never heard this part

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:27.200
<v Speaker 1>two because it was cut out, but we were sitting

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:30.719
<v Speaker 1>with a black person who talked about how they let

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:34.159
<v Speaker 1>their white friend use the word naked. Mandy and the

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.639
<v Speaker 1>other person in the room start going crazy, right like

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 1>excuse me what, and they would like about to go off.

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.879
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like sitting there letting the wheels start. Actually

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:43.119
<v Speaker 1>I was the only one of spokesing for about three

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 1>or four minutes, and I was like, okay, I had

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the letter process. I'm like, tell me why where is

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 1>he from? Where are you from? I also thought I

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:51.400
<v Speaker 1>had to do with his age. It was this whole

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>fucking conversation and me trying to break it down, and

0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 1>I thought if I was really in that room with

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:57.440
<v Speaker 1>T I well with my reaction event I was like,

0:27:57.840 --> 0:27:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could have let it go either.

0:27:59.480 --> 0:28:03.159
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. I can't believe they deleted. They deleted that

0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.440
<v Speaker 1>an apologie. I think he asked, but he didn't apologize.

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but it's already in the internet. Well, the

0:28:09.160 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 1>problem is it's just like, who are their producers who like,

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.399
<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to have somebody that's listening before it's like,

0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:17.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, put out in editing. They're like, hey, this

0:28:18.600 --> 0:28:24.680
<v Speaker 1>same time, I don't even had a podcast and said, y'all,

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:28.080
<v Speaker 1>said Miguel's wife. I was like, okay, she be talking,

0:28:33.480 --> 0:28:35.479
<v Speaker 1>but she's kind of dumb too, because she sat there

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.399
<v Speaker 1>and didn't say anything when he said that. You know,

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it was even weirder. I saw women under the comments

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>on not a shade Room digging comment person because I'm like,

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:46.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is awful. But I had to

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 1>but you don't, don't. I don't recommend anybody looking at

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 1>the shade room. It was shocked. I don't have women

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 1>like yep I would do it, and it was like

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:58.840
<v Speaker 1>what Meanwhile, they're writing this and they're getting bou COCKI

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>then up to don't say, but what do you judging

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 1>what other women? Are doing. Why are you judging how

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 1>other women living other thing too? It's like ownership and

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:13.840
<v Speaker 1>parents thinking they have ownership on kids bodies and they don't.

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I watched a video. Damn. I don't know what this

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 1>model's name is. Maybe it's alex Undone. Maybe she's a

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 1>video telling her daughter like, if you don't want me

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 1>to hug you, or you don't want someone to hug

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>you or be touched, you let me know, even if

0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 1>it's me. And I think that ship is so important

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 1>because a lot of kids don't understand that adults don't

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:36.240
<v Speaker 1>have ownership over them, and they need to know that ship.

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a funk who you are, like mom, daddy, whoever.

0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't always have to be touched. You don't always

0:29:41.960 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 1>have to like that ownership thing with kids. It's like

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop using that word because I have seen it.

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Like myself, my parents weren't like that, but I've watched

0:29:52.160 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 1>it and it's a scary thing to watch. Traumatic and

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 1>it's also gonna be issues with her to this day.

0:29:56.960 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Negative people they know how to be parents, Like do

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:02.000
<v Speaker 1>you you have a kid and you're just like okay,

0:30:02.000 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>figuring it out. I've seen what my parents do, and

0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>either I'm going to do what they did or I'm

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 1>going to do the opposite. And then there's no fucking book.

0:30:08.800 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 1>There's nobody gives you any step and t I them

0:30:11.640 --> 0:30:14.800
<v Speaker 1>they have. He's been famous for so long and he's

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 1>had people tell him he's right all the time. Nobody

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>is saying, oh no, that's that's wrong, that's why are

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you doing that? What the fun was the doctor thinking?

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like the worst part he's probably getting paid

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>under the table. Who knows. Also, as a doctor, you

0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 1>can't question the parenting of someone. I think can I

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 1>think the doctor could you wait outside? But also I

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>think he did. But I feel like the craziest thing

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>about all of this is when this came out, how

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 1>does this affect his daughter? Because now everybody's looking at

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 1>her like this, this this is how you live your life.

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>It's so embarrassing like that to me is the is

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the worst part is now literally all of her businesses

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 1>out there because people are like, well, sis, that's that's

0:31:01.400 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the type of father you have. Wait, wait, hold on,

0:31:04.520 --> 0:31:06.520
<v Speaker 1>hold on, you're saying that this is the most embarrassing.

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.040
<v Speaker 1>We saw him on like Rhythm and Flow that was

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 1>that was embarrassing too, but she was very embarrassing. It

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 1>was embarrassing. He was saying, you every day it was

0:31:17.600 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>turtleneck Tuesday. Every day looked crazy. You know, you know

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy, you know who. I was embarrassed for it,

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 1>and I hate it because I love her as cardiac

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Carica culture or whatever that they create for her and

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>how she does that. He like, yeah, but is that

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>something that created for her? Is that something that she created?

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Suing on and you're now a multi millionaire doing mad

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:43.440
<v Speaker 1>business like conduct yourself in that way. You don't have

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 1>to be that girl from the bar. Yes, she does.

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Like her staying consistent, well you know that, you know,

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 1>that's how she don't know how to be might be her.

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 1>But I think it might be like a nervous tick

0:31:56.240 --> 0:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>because I think she and she started conducting her self

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:04.080
<v Speaker 1>as if she was better. People are going to say that, oh,

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:06.840
<v Speaker 1>now you can't talk like this. People are gonna say

0:32:06.880 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 1>something regardless. They're also why people love you. That's why

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:13.680
<v Speaker 1>you're getting booked. That's why she was in Hustlers for

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>two scenes. I don't know. I just want her to

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 1>learn how to read, and that's it. She is you

0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 1>know what it is sees to him. And he looked

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 1>at like that, and I was like, okay, guys were

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 1>just talking about you should be judging women and judge everybody.

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Now you're judging everybody. I feel the judgment over here.

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Well let's go ahead. You get though. I liked how

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>she looked it, she looked it. I seen surprised that

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 1>she did the show. Like when I saw the trailer

0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 1>for it, there was a winner. You know she got me? Yeah,

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I know she did. I didn't. I didn't want to

0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:57.880
<v Speaker 1>say though. I did think that um at first, when

0:32:57.920 --> 0:33:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I saw Rhythm and Flow and I saw Cardie Be,

0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is fucking dumb. Why are we

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna listen to this girl tell us about rap? But

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that they made her the how do you

0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:09.120
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0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 1>That's the one credit I'll give. I loved her, and

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 1>I was going for D Smoke the whole time, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, and I like london Be. She was cute too,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what you think of it, and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>on with show. Um. Let's I had to get into

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 1>our horrible decision. UM. I think that this makes a

0:35:56.640 --> 0:35:58.279
<v Speaker 1>lot of sense, and we tied it into the name

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 1>of y'all's podcast. UM, so we're gonna talk about unofficial relationships. Now.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:08.279
<v Speaker 1>We've talked about situation ships all the time, but I

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 1>think there is a lot to be said with just

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 1>unofficial relationships. Situation ships I think have a little more

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 1>of like knowing that it's not gonna go anywhere, but

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:21.400
<v Speaker 1>there is an unofficial relationship standards sometimes where like you

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 1>won't call me your girlfriend, I won't call you my boyfriend.

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we are the only one everyone's seeing like, I

0:36:26.560 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk about the expectations from that because

0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:33.720
<v Speaker 1>y'all are currently experts. I mean not expectations are different

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:38.359
<v Speaker 1>for everybody, right, Like I have only ever had one

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend and that was five six years ago. Right, how

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>long were you with him? For? Three years? Right? So

0:36:47.520 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>after that, it's like I just like I never wanted

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>to be in another relationship, but you know, you'd be horny,

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.960
<v Speaker 1>so you'd be like, Okay, well let's set some set

0:36:56.000 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 1>some some disappointments up, and then you find somebody that

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 1>you like that you want to see over and over again,

0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 1>and it's like it's just like a casual you know.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:07.439
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we go out, sometimes we go we get dinner,

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>sometimes we do this that a third but it's not

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 1>a relationship. And I feel like that's something that like

0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 1>I like that. You know, I'm here for a situation ship. Yeah,

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm here for But then you know, sometimes they'd be

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 1>catching feelings and then you got to look at them like,

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 1>but you're not my boyfriend, and then they'd be like, well,

0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 1>what I'm off to you? And you got to hit

0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>them with the what we're friends it, let's get caught.

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm a very like emotional person, and so I I

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:35.879
<v Speaker 1>rarely have like just hook ups because I'm gonna start

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 1>doing stuff that you're doing relationships, and I'll be blending

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the lines and I don't know how to be like, oh,

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 1>well you just you know, Monday through Saturday, like and

0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 1>the Sunday I'll be with someone Like I can't do that.

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 1>So I mean I usually get in relationships after having

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 1>like a situation ship for I don't know, three months. Okay,

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I hop into a relationship with but that's not like

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>that's you growing into a relationship ship that kind of

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>wear them down, like, well, you know, is it good?

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.880
<v Speaker 1>You're having a good time. We gotta make this morning

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:12.399
<v Speaker 1>what it is now. That is the lesbian to get

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 1>that girlfriends. You know, my fingers are over there, my

0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 1>toothbrush is there. What do you want? Bro? I got

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.360
<v Speaker 1>a truthbrush in my home right now, and I that

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.840
<v Speaker 1>is not my boyfriend. But I'm going to make he

0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 1>has a toothbrush in your house. Yeah, but he's not

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 1>my man. I'm gonna make you comfortable. That's man ground though.

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 1>That's like that's like putting your head down being so

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:36.840
<v Speaker 1>so nice. So I used to like my partners at

0:38:36.880 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 1>one point, I used to let them partners multi yeah

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>at one point. And so even when I would go

0:38:42.239 --> 0:38:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to Walgreens, when I get all my toiletries, I'd be like,

0:38:45.080 --> 0:38:47.839
<v Speaker 1>all right, let me pick up a five pack of toothbrushes.

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 1>And so it would be to where I would just

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:51.840
<v Speaker 1>make someone comfortable when they stayed over, Like I have

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 1>two friends, I have whites, I have wash cloths, I

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:56.879
<v Speaker 1>have top with life, every girl. It's a hustle over

0:38:56.880 --> 0:39:02.480
<v Speaker 1>there someone's house. And then like, um, my homeboy did

0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:05.239
<v Speaker 1>like has mad Slowbucks T shirts, so he sent me

0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:07.919
<v Speaker 1>mad Slowbucks T shirts, so niggas would get Slowbucks teacher

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 1>your hose and the shirt is movie was here when

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:14.760
<v Speaker 1>the girl left the house, and he gave her an outfit,

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.840
<v Speaker 1>and he had a bunch of outfits white people. It

0:39:17.960 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 1>was it was why people. And it was a jogging

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 1>suit and he's like here you go. Oh um bitch,

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:25.680
<v Speaker 1>m bridesmaids. No, because it was the white girl. It

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 1>wasn't risemaids. It was one of those like no strings

0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:30.840
<v Speaker 1>attached type twenty seven dresses type situation I thought it was.

0:39:31.320 --> 0:39:33.359
<v Speaker 1>And she climbed over the fence, but he didn't get

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>right outfit. I know, ridesmaids pumping back my nigger because

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:46.879
<v Speaker 1>we're ready stopped right there, my ship I misses a glass. Wait, girl,

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't even I don't know if I've ever seen

0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 1>the movie. But the way you don't remember, I remember that,

0:39:56.160 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>But only one of them did that? Did all of

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:00.719
<v Speaker 1>them do that? But they all took it in the

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 1>middle of the street. Yeah, bro, that airplane the scene

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>is iconic. Bro, when the dish was sucked up on

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the plane. You don't remember it was she was sucked

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>up on the plane and she's like, you know when

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:15.799
<v Speaker 1>she kept trying to go into first class and they

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 1>kicked them off the goddamn plane. Did I do remember that? Help? Okay?

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Love that. Tell us about your last unofficial relationship that

0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't go your way? This this was this was a

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 1>man just It's just one of those things where it's

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 1>like I was like in between relationships and the guy

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:48.880
<v Speaker 1>clearly wanted to be with me because you know, I

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:51.239
<v Speaker 1>was doing it like I was making money. I was

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 1>paying for stuff and yeah, I thank you. That was

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 1>the time. And there was the time. There was the

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 1>wat of edges. I had them, but no, I was

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 1>doing well at the time, and so he wanted something more,

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 1>but I just wanted to hook up because he wasn't

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:11.839
<v Speaker 1>the one, you know what I mean. But the dick

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.960
<v Speaker 1>was fantastic, but he was so there. That's why I

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, I can't take you to the next level.

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:21.439
<v Speaker 1>Dust don't have a swiper, Like, I'm not gonna clean

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 1>you up. Not all, but not all dusty niggers have

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>good dick, but sometimes the best dick filthy, but not

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:34.080
<v Speaker 1>all dusty dick. I mean, okay, that's fair. But what

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of like phenomenal dicks. I'm like, Wow, phenomenal dick?

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Is me phenomenal? I'm fantastic. Let's just go through the words.

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you fantastic? Phenomenal? And I mean, it's nice, credit,

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:52.640
<v Speaker 1>it's nice. Yeah, Well that's how I am though, That's

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:55.279
<v Speaker 1>what my personality is like. Even while I'm sitting here

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 1>talking to y'all, I'm thinking about the people who can

0:41:58.120 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 1>listen to this episode and we'll know that I'm talking

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 1>about them, And I'm like, I'm trying to like edit

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 1>myself because I don't need you hitting me up telling

0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:06.759
<v Speaker 1>me that you like because you hit is gassed up

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 1>because you feel like I was shouting you out on

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:14.080
<v Speaker 1>horrible decisions and pain. I'm not talking I'm never not

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>talking about him. That was bluewash off the record, on

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>the record, since you've had your podcast, ever had someone

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 1>be like so speaking of unofficial relationships, find out that

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>you were working with somebody else because of your podcast. No, oh,

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't be letting them listen to the podcast. I

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:44.920
<v Speaker 1>don't even tell them about the podcast. I started more

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:48.800
<v Speaker 1>and they started questioning me about like they knew the

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:52.440
<v Speaker 1>nicknames to specifically who I was having sex with, and

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 1>so that did become like a topic, and I was

0:42:55.000 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 1>just like, I don't think I hate I hate for

0:42:57.920 --> 0:42:59.600
<v Speaker 1>that ship to be bro. Just take the l if

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:01.279
<v Speaker 1>you heard you're talking about some other good dick, and

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 1>don't even tell me you was on here listening getting

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:04.840
<v Speaker 1>a feeling, and do not tell me. Just work on

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 1>your game, work on your stroke, games, strength your core.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Just you'll be better at sex. So that when I

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:13.479
<v Speaker 1>talk about good sex, you know that I'm maybe talking

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:15.279
<v Speaker 1>about If you listen to the podcast and you're trying

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>to take notes, that's one thing. But if you're listening

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:19.840
<v Speaker 1>to the podcast and then you want to have like

0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 1>an interrogation. We don't do that. That's not what it

0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.399
<v Speaker 1>to listen to the podcast take notes, and I want

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 1>to not know that you were listening, right, I don't

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 1>want to know that you're listening to the pod because

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:31.920
<v Speaker 1>that's to turn off me knowing that you're listening like

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 1>a no, no offensive fans. But it's just like we

0:43:35.160 --> 0:43:37.200
<v Speaker 1>hook up already. You don't need to be a fan.

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to for the YouTube viewers show sis hands.

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:44.560
<v Speaker 1>They're they're not that long, bitch. These are the very

0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:54.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, your pase. But just if you have long ones,

0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you give them yeast infections that you're these are unacceptable.

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:01.919
<v Speaker 1>That's my name. No, you need take shaved them down. Yeah,

0:44:02.040 --> 0:44:06.799
<v Speaker 1>like colons, No, that's I don't know who what are

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 1>you doing with those? I can't you can't be nowhere

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 1>near my key to camera. That is I put this

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 1>on everything Woody holds and you got the nerve with them,

0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:20.439
<v Speaker 1>to be clear, A lot of nerve greens that haven't

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:25.520
<v Speaker 1>been in body. And that's the Instagram cliff. Since I'm

0:44:25.520 --> 0:44:27.440
<v Speaker 1>just trying to figure out, like what kind of sturdy

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 1>nails you got going on and reinforced and I gotta

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:33.279
<v Speaker 1>fill every week and a half, like I'd be on it.

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:36.200
<v Speaker 1>They gotta be those nails. Like every time I see

0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:38.239
<v Speaker 1>people with nails like that, they always are hunted all

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.239
<v Speaker 1>the more they better fucking snails. Yeah, I would come back,

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 1>and you're messing with anybody's clips. Since how are you

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:49.279
<v Speaker 1>wiping yourself? Talk about good talking? How you help the wash?

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.919
<v Speaker 1>I just want to say that my nails are called

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:55.800
<v Speaker 1>short by all of my friends, so friends, all of

0:44:55.880 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 1>the So that's why your nails in the shot one

0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 1>girl I didn't know girls living in and you know

0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:16.800
<v Speaker 1>what I can't see because it looks like, yeah, these shoes,

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>but these shoes, these are I mean, these nails pair

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:22.320
<v Speaker 1>well with like a Chinese slipper. They tar well with

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 1>like a jewel rag with the cap out. Like I

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 1>got to know the clear healing. I just had my

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 1>clear hes okay, the bread straw and these baby these

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 1>baby hairs are laid down with the gots to be

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:39.840
<v Speaker 1>no good. They stay where I leave them, hitting a

0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 1>deep silk tug overall. It gots to be bro I

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 1>am telling you I didn't know the power of it

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.600
<v Speaker 1>when I was to get it out of my hair.

0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 1>My girls like they lay wigs down with that. Nobody

0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 1>should have put your baby hairs glue. But I did

0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:56.800
<v Speaker 1>you hit it with them like some coconut oil or

0:45:56.840 --> 0:46:00.879
<v Speaker 1>something to like you do it right off, She says,

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:03.319
<v Speaker 1>she's so big, and I'll do the sprints on top too, Bitch,

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:12.959
<v Speaker 1>I got the whole kid can touch, not a little

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:20.960
<v Speaker 1>bit on the side where friend, I just somebody booty.

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm not from the Bronx. I'm from Florida, Orlando Bronx.

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 1>You skipped right over Brooklyn and went right to the

0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 1>brown I lived in Brooklyn when I first moved here

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 1>on Avenue Dea Flatbush and I'll pass I'll never live

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:35.960
<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn again. Well that's I mean, that's not but

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:38.160
<v Speaker 1>that's where I London. And I was just like, no,

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm cool, um, and yeah I love that I live

0:46:41.640 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 1>around brown people. Um. Every time I go know were

0:46:44.160 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 1>other places, girl, girl, baby girl, every time I've gone

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:52.960
<v Speaker 1>to Brooklyn, now I go to the spot where they'll

0:46:52.960 --> 0:46:54.919
<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, that's the spot and it's all white people.

0:46:54.960 --> 0:46:57.320
<v Speaker 1>And what spot is? I mean when I do like so,

0:46:57.560 --> 0:47:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I just um, I just recorded with the great My

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 1>shout out to Ashley COONa and everyone who recorded the Grapevine.

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 1>We went afterwards to get some drinks to like this

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.800
<v Speaker 1>little beer hall that was right next a hall a

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 1>hall beer. We went to a beer garden, sis and

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>you thought it was gonna be brown. And this is

0:47:15.640 --> 0:47:19.320
<v Speaker 1>a German place. It's not black enough for me. The

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:22.320
<v Speaker 1>beer garden. I told you they were drinking. I p

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:26.680
<v Speaker 1>a like, yeah, this is a spot you they don't

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:30.719
<v Speaker 1>have no dark liquor over there that we've We've got

0:47:30.840 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 1>some cognant we have we have covar. No, you guys

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 1>don't like that anymore. We have crazy brown looker anymore.

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 1>So I go out, Really you have a revelation. What happens?

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:52.799
<v Speaker 1>But um, well, first off, it's just not good. Um,

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:56.160
<v Speaker 1>but secondly it's just not well. Maybe the beer guard

0:47:57.440 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 1>literally the last I would say, you're in a half

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:03.920
<v Speaker 1>like to this vodka soda lime, like the white skinny

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:06.760
<v Speaker 1>girl drink right there. That's a skinny girl. There's like barely.

0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Don't take me to a place that is no. But

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:11.640
<v Speaker 1>I do voka soda. I used to so as a

0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 1>bartender for seven years, and I used to always talk

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 1>about how white people want the voka soda, Voka sonics

0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 1>or vacca water white people like you know, red Bull,

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:24.320
<v Speaker 1>and I like a Voka ginger l that's my go to.

0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 1>That's what you go to drink. I'm sober, oh for

0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 1>how long? For over two years? Now? Thank you? What's

0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 1>your vice? No, I'm sober. I'm just ray pussy. That's

0:48:42.680 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>you know. Top Ramen is my advice. Top plays Geez.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I like vodka Tonic, but my main go to now

0:48:56.480 --> 0:49:00.200
<v Speaker 1>is UM, I need mas cow bro fucking love mess.

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is. I go crazy. But

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:03.799
<v Speaker 1>if they don't have mess, count of vales, let's gotta

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 1>be coustom. He goes along Ago. I can't do I

0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:08.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know why I can't do like RepA. I can't

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>do a brown tequila. I do like I do like tequila.

0:49:13.280 --> 0:49:14.879
<v Speaker 1>Before we get out of here, the guys, we're gonna

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:18.480
<v Speaker 1>go over a home male So how Melford. We need

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:22.360
<v Speaker 1>y'all's help and y'all's advice. UM, this is Steve Harvey's

0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Strawberry Letter. It's a little bit old, but I love

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>to hear y'all talk ships on this one. Dear Steven,

0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 1>so just you know this was written in this Um,

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Steve Harvey, we're gonna give our advice, our host advice.

0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm a forty seven year old attorney who is seven

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:39.440
<v Speaker 1>months pregnant. I have three daughters that are grown, married

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:42.839
<v Speaker 1>and have professional careers. My youngest daughter just moved back

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:45.400
<v Speaker 1>home with her husband because they're in the process of

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>moving into a new home. One night, I was home

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:51.040
<v Speaker 1>alone and my oldest daughter's husband came over to pick

0:49:51.120 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 1>something up for his wife. One thing led to another

0:49:54.080 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 1>and we had sex. Oh. We repeated our actions several

0:49:58.239 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 1>more times. Close to our final time having sex, the

0:50:01.520 --> 0:50:04.480
<v Speaker 1>husband of my daughter that's living with me accidentally walks

0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:07.120
<v Speaker 1>into my room and called us. This is one of

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:10.040
<v Speaker 1>the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter and

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:13.040
<v Speaker 1>son in law weren't supposed to be home. Nevertheless, my

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:15.359
<v Speaker 1>son in law didn't tell his wife, and he said

0:50:15.400 --> 0:50:18.360
<v Speaker 1>that he didn't tell anyone. However, he did approach me

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:22.440
<v Speaker 1>to discuss the incident. I am shaveful, I am shapeful

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:25.319
<v Speaker 1>of what happened next, but I ended up pleasuring him too.

0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Mom like girl. A month after this incident, I went

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.280
<v Speaker 1>to the doctor and found out that I was pregnant.

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 1>She don't know who the mad is. I'm not sure

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:41.680
<v Speaker 1>which one of my laws is the father of my

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 1>of my son in law. My husband is already suspicious.

0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:50.600
<v Speaker 1>My husband is already suspicious about my pregnancy. He got

0:50:50.680 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 1>fixed three years ago. See, I don't know what to do.

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't want my family. She already been already broken

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:04.280
<v Speaker 1>closed legs the married man. First of all, Nini leaks.

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. If she just waited, like three more years

0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 1>to do all of these freaky things with the people

0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:13.400
<v Speaker 1>in the house, she would have been going through menopause

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 1>already forty seven shes gond have just waited, She could

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:20.919
<v Speaker 1>have just had some until her period stock. I'm trying

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:25.040
<v Speaker 1>to what I'm saying. This is the most Well, it's

0:51:25.040 --> 0:51:28.880
<v Speaker 1>a horrible decision. She should have an abortion, nus anything. No,

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:37.280
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't need an abortion. But I think he's very grown.

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 1>And if you make that choice, nast choice you made

0:51:43.200 --> 0:51:47.640
<v Speaker 1>take care of your one granddaughter child, granddaughter baby, your

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:50.359
<v Speaker 1>granddaughter daughter, and these people bust nuts and you raw

0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:54.759
<v Speaker 1>wild open. Maybe I really think she didn't think she

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 1>can get pregnant. Well you know that ain't nothing, because

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:01.680
<v Speaker 1>it's coming you. Why were these things in you in

0:52:01.800 --> 0:52:06.120
<v Speaker 1>the first pictures? Because I don't want to know what

0:52:06.760 --> 0:52:09.719
<v Speaker 1>does what does she look like? Does Steve have receipts? Dude?

0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Because I need to see what the facts? Google the

0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.319
<v Speaker 1>fucking email later and I could, and I was like, Yo,

0:52:14.400 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 1>they must have found out. It was hard, Like how

0:52:17.480 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>to me the obvious answer you find out your pregnant's like,

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:23.920
<v Speaker 1>let me get rid of it and just say something happened,

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:29.400
<v Speaker 1>since that's not everybody's story. Wow, so you either ruined

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 1>relationships with both of your daughters and you and your husband. Like,

0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:35.680
<v Speaker 1>that's three relationships being ruined off of her. You can

0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>take this out. Get the abortion, well, whether she had

0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:44.239
<v Speaker 1>the abortion or abortion personally, No, definitely. You don't think

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 1>that I'm coming up with some crazy answer right now.

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Being Devil's advocate. Okay, she's like, you have that fucking baby.

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 1>She can't. I mean, whether she had the abortion or not,

0:52:57.520 --> 0:53:01.560
<v Speaker 1>she's already ruined three six lives or however whatever the

0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:05.720
<v Speaker 1>man is here, the two two married couples, the husband

0:53:06.320 --> 0:53:11.799
<v Speaker 1>and the baby. So six lives ruined. And then to bro,

0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:15.160
<v Speaker 1>can you imagine if you're fucking grandma was your mom?

0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if your mom banged your man? Imagine

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:29.279
<v Speaker 1>if your mom is bad your husband and then your

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 1>sister's husband, like she banged both of her kids husband. Honestly,

0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:37.239
<v Speaker 1>that's a great example. Still married to my fucking dad.

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:45.120
<v Speaker 1>A great example is fucking fine. Yeah, okay, so then

0:53:45.160 --> 0:53:53.400
<v Speaker 1>what from her daughter and this conversation back in the

0:53:53.520 --> 0:53:56.799
<v Speaker 1>day when they weren't It's like equally looking the same

0:53:57.080 --> 0:54:00.239
<v Speaker 1>with the Kardashians. I'm like, huh so if one eating

0:54:00.360 --> 0:54:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Kim or let's say, what you're dating Chloe back before

0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.360
<v Speaker 1>she did her whole face and body. She's still getting

0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:07.400
<v Speaker 1>cheated on with the new face are they? Are you

0:54:07.480 --> 0:54:11.000
<v Speaker 1>ever being like are you ever insecure about everyone else

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:12.879
<v Speaker 1>in the family? Like are you ever thinking that that's

0:54:12.920 --> 0:54:15.600
<v Speaker 1>what they initially wanted? Like how does that work? Because

0:54:15.640 --> 0:54:18.359
<v Speaker 1>like a Nicole Murphy status mom, it's like a Kim

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Kardashian status sister. You just got the other sister, like

0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:25.239
<v Speaker 1>the pressure of having a mom or sibling that fine

0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:29.840
<v Speaker 1>when you're just like a seven said seven like that

0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:35.520
<v Speaker 1>was a bad thing. You knows listeners are seven? Listeners

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 1>are four fists selling them missing eyes teeth. But like

0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:46.319
<v Speaker 1>the people who send in you AirPod, so probably say,

0:54:49.000 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 1>but have you ever sucked a sister? A woman that

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:56.279
<v Speaker 1>I had a sister that was pinner, and he was like,

0:54:56.440 --> 0:55:00.839
<v Speaker 1>damn no, I mean sometimes you know you you bang

0:55:00.920 --> 0:55:02.399
<v Speaker 1>a dude and you'd been like, well, what was your friend?

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the friend is cuter, but you don't want

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:07.880
<v Speaker 1>to bank the friend. My one of my relationships started

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 1>is that brother for here we go weird? And then

0:55:11.280 --> 0:55:14.359
<v Speaker 1>what I did? And then his brothers were in town

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:17.360
<v Speaker 1>for their birthday and I met all his brothers and

0:55:17.400 --> 0:55:18.920
<v Speaker 1>I ended up flirting with the brother and we ended

0:55:19.000 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 1>up being together. Wasn't that your boyfriend? For how long?

0:55:21.680 --> 0:55:23.560
<v Speaker 1>We were together? For almost two years? It was meant

0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:26.000
<v Speaker 1>to be. But it was a step brother, so no blood.

0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:29.040
<v Speaker 1>So but wait was this high school? This was high school? Yeah,

0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 1>that don't count anything that happened. Well, I mean we

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:33.800
<v Speaker 1>we we were together once I graduated high school for

0:55:33.840 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 1>a short time, so we were still to guys when

0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I moved to Atlanta and then raised you know what

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:42.959
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Remember none of that. Andy has talked about

0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:46.040
<v Speaker 1>how that's her only relationship on the show. No, that's

0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:48.600
<v Speaker 1>not my only RELATIONSHIPID that's your only boyfriend. You said

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:50.120
<v Speaker 1>you have never had a boyfriend. You said that that's

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:52.160
<v Speaker 1>not my Yeah, that's fine, but I wouldn't say that

0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:55.800
<v Speaker 1>that's that's fine. That's not my only boyfriend, our first boyfriend,

0:55:56.040 --> 0:55:59.560
<v Speaker 1>you literally said I have in my adult life have

0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I claim didn't want as a boyfriend. No, okay, that's eighteen.

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:07.799
<v Speaker 1>We were claiming everybody was my boyfriend. Okay, everybody. I'm

0:56:07.840 --> 0:56:11.279
<v Speaker 1>saying the irony of that, people being like, oh my god,

0:56:11.360 --> 0:56:13.560
<v Speaker 1>this could never happen, blah blah blah. The one that

0:56:13.640 --> 0:56:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I had was that fine as brother, that's some wild ship.

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Like all the time I look at friends that you

0:56:21.840 --> 0:56:24.200
<v Speaker 1>want to hit him up on face follows me on,

0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:25.800
<v Speaker 1>let me see what he looks like. I want to

0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:32.279
<v Speaker 1>see he's still you. Don't look like he did the

0:56:32.400 --> 0:56:36.560
<v Speaker 1>type that I have now, I mean, but got dreads now,

0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:41.120
<v Speaker 1>like he's just you I do. But he to me

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:43.160
<v Speaker 1>what he looked like when we dated. She doesn't look

0:56:43.200 --> 0:56:46.240
<v Speaker 1>like anymore. It's all I'm saying. I mean with dreads

0:56:46.360 --> 0:56:48.279
<v Speaker 1>like Jordan knew, I'm in love with us dreads, But

0:56:49.080 --> 0:56:51.080
<v Speaker 1>he just doesn't look like how he did when we did.

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:53.840
<v Speaker 1>When you're you're with you like girls too, Yeah, because

0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 1>I saw you, I saw you did napsis which one an?

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Maybe when I was the ago. Oh yeah, no I haven't.

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I haven't went in and canceled them, but none of

0:57:06.600 --> 0:57:09.680
<v Speaker 1>them are on my phone anymore. I've done tender hand, yes,

0:57:09.840 --> 0:57:12.400
<v Speaker 1>soul swipe, especially because we've talked about dating apps on here,

0:57:12.680 --> 0:57:15.480
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not actively on any dating apps right now. Girl,

0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:17.520
<v Speaker 1>you was right right now? What are you looking at me? Like? Girl?

0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm talking to two guys right now. I

0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:26.360
<v Speaker 1>haven't even brought the show yet work, but I'm talking

0:57:26.440 --> 0:57:29.960
<v Speaker 1>to two We'll see do you when you're on the

0:57:30.040 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>dating apps? I'm curious to know. Do you swipe women?

0:57:33.200 --> 0:57:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Write there? Won't seriously date women? Are you down for

0:57:36.080 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 1>like girls? When I was on the dating app, I

0:57:38.840 --> 0:57:41.920
<v Speaker 1>was looking for slim butcheres that like you know that

0:57:42.080 --> 0:57:47.280
<v Speaker 1>they professionally are lesbians. They do this then want to

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:49.640
<v Speaker 1>explore with a woman? I mean, if you're doing and

0:57:49.720 --> 0:57:51.720
<v Speaker 1>after thirty, it's like since come on now, we ain't

0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:54.440
<v Speaker 1>playing games like I'm trying to look for somebody for real,

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 1>for real? Oh you just want to kiss some couch

0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:59.200
<v Speaker 1>for a little bit. You should have been did that?

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:03.760
<v Speaker 1>You throw five playing games? I will fight like the

0:58:03.960 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Sexual Awakening initial homemail, even during our live shows. They

0:58:09.360 --> 0:58:11.640
<v Speaker 1>ask how do I get my first experience with a girl?

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:14.320
<v Speaker 1>And how does this happen? And where do I go?

0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:18.000
<v Speaker 1>And what happen do I use? I would say, first

0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:20.080
<v Speaker 1>of all, you gotta be honest. Are you gonna be

0:58:20.160 --> 0:58:22.480
<v Speaker 1>eaten or you gonna get treated like you? You have

0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:24.160
<v Speaker 1>to go in and be honest because there's gonna be

0:58:24.240 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 1>people that you think look like I don't know young ma.

0:58:27.800 --> 0:58:30.080
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, she's not gonna want to get touched,

0:58:30.160 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 1>but she wants to get touched too, So you gotta

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:35.520
<v Speaker 1>figure out, Hey, do I really want women like that?

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Or do I want to play play? Because get a

0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:39.720
<v Speaker 1>girl like me. I don't like to be touched. You

0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>don't like to be don't We're just like the police

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:45.480
<v Speaker 1>other way, even the three? Who are you pleasing? With

0:58:45.600 --> 0:58:50.120
<v Speaker 1>the mail? I don't believe that you please girls at

0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:54.840
<v Speaker 1>safe scratching backs, that's all you do. I got this

0:58:55.160 --> 0:58:58.640
<v Speaker 1>under I don't believe you need to see the covers

0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:04.120
<v Speaker 1>on these or what little thimbles on these things. But

0:59:04.200 --> 0:59:09.760
<v Speaker 1>the monopoly. You know the girl? We have to hang

0:59:09.840 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 1>out one how you get because I don't believe you

0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:18.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know you better? I want you when it's get

0:59:18.520 --> 0:59:20.360
<v Speaker 1>when you started, I need you to go face, like

0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:25.360
<v Speaker 1>go live or something. Hit me. Sydney said, put your

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:32.760
<v Speaker 1>money where your mouth. Your mouth is. Yeah, okay, clear

0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:34.919
<v Speaker 1>nails and clear heels, but that's need to be named

0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:38.200
<v Speaker 1>news episode. Clear clear heels. You guys are in charge.

0:59:39.080 --> 0:59:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to touch him down. I'm just like,

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I know you haven't been in the booty hole nails.

0:59:43.360 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 1>You haven't been in anybody. But it's the it's the

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:49.840
<v Speaker 1>coffin shape. It is because they don't tell you. I'm

0:59:49.840 --> 0:59:51.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna be scratching the body with the car. You do

0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:57.280
<v Speaker 1>the corners nice, it's buffed out. What's proper fingering etiquette

0:59:57.400 --> 1:00:01.600
<v Speaker 1>for like nails and cleanliness? Do you have a I

1:00:01.680 --> 1:00:03.800
<v Speaker 1>was about to say, pitched of advice to a piece

1:00:03.800 --> 1:00:05.280
<v Speaker 1>of advice that you want to give as far as

1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:11.040
<v Speaker 1>like maybe your process. Let's well, I think they should

1:00:11.080 --> 1:00:15.480
<v Speaker 1>be short, like super like this is too like that thumb, bro,

1:00:15.680 --> 1:00:21.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like a coke nail. Yes, it is back in

1:00:21.240 --> 1:00:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the day, yes, ma'am, just like I got to give

1:00:25.440 --> 1:00:31.480
<v Speaker 1>me no keys, baby, I got these are not no

1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 1>those are not called those are like you obviously have

1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:44.440
<v Speaker 1>a problem conail nails, so shorter nails. Shorter nails. I mean,

1:00:44.680 --> 1:00:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I guess you can get them colored and stuff, But

1:00:46.920 --> 1:00:49.960
<v Speaker 1>whenever I've gotten like fingered really well, it was like

1:00:50.240 --> 1:00:54.200
<v Speaker 1>just like a clear polish. Actually the nails were there. No,

1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want none of that many ghetto. Yeah that

1:00:58.680 --> 1:01:00.600
<v Speaker 1>got color that it's not it's it's not gonna be

1:01:00.640 --> 1:01:03.240
<v Speaker 1>the same. I've never heard that. But now that I'm thinking,

1:01:06.200 --> 1:01:08.680
<v Speaker 1>and you know, you can wash your hands, you because

1:01:08.840 --> 1:01:11.200
<v Speaker 1>like whatever you're eating and you didn't wash it, then

1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:13.680
<v Speaker 1>it's inside. Then we got a problem, right, don't be

1:01:13.760 --> 1:01:16.439
<v Speaker 1>holding no trained subway poles. And then in the house

1:01:16.480 --> 1:01:19.720
<v Speaker 1>and you have sex, you should wash your hands as

1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:25.800
<v Speaker 1>anyway I actually want. I don't like it inside. That

1:01:26.040 --> 1:01:28.920
<v Speaker 1>don't work. You ever cut you ever cut a pepper up?

1:01:28.920 --> 1:01:32.000
<v Speaker 1>And then you like rub your eye by mistake, yes,

1:01:32.160 --> 1:01:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and then you get like those itchy That's what happens

1:01:34.520 --> 1:01:36.400
<v Speaker 1>to your couch if you don't wash your hands. Speaking

1:01:36.640 --> 1:01:39.360
<v Speaker 1>of that before we get out, because like the our

1:01:39.400 --> 1:01:41.520
<v Speaker 1>next guest isn't here, but you believe it. We did

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<v Speaker 1>our vanilla ship. I found this article about hot and

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<v Speaker 1>spicy condoms, like how they're weird weird condom flavors. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So then I got in a rabbit hole last night

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube and I found out that this woman got

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<v Speaker 1>beavy from a strawberry condom and she was so confused

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<v Speaker 1>and how it happened. And all I could think was

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<v Speaker 1>you picked out a candy flavored condom and you got

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<v Speaker 1>lost on why it burnt. You're confused. And then people

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<v Speaker 1>are in the comments genuinely interested talking about how they've

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<v Speaker 1>eaten food or spicy food fingered somebody and that person

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<v Speaker 1>was in pain. No ship, it's a lot of dirty

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<v Speaker 1>people on you. If you can eat it, if you

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<v Speaker 1>can eat it, and you feel a tank, what's your

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<v Speaker 1>thing is gonna do in my pussy, in my tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>just precious box, my little, my little dainty Pandora's box.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even use that. That peppermint soap that you

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<v Speaker 1>get from Urban out. You gotta dilute that ship with water.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even put that nowhere near. That's the spicy

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<v Speaker 1>condom over the heat directs. They really reaching out Dirk's

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<v Speaker 1>look up the reviews real quick on this guys, for

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<v Speaker 1>whoever is listening, we are looking at the direct box

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<v Speaker 1>of condoms. Mala Hot pot. That's what the people in

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<v Speaker 1>the pete. Now the condom something okay, well we talked

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<v Speaker 1>that that was like the flavor or the brand of

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you guys think your unofficial experts at drugs? See,

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<v Speaker 1>Rate this podcast, but rate it like good things, because

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have good things to say, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna cry about it. By I don't like men that

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<v Speaker 1>when I talk to talk to them dirty via text,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, wow, you're crazy, So that the quickest way

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<v Speaker 1>to no longer be sexting me if you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to get into character over fucking text message, my nigga,

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<v Speaker 1>it's over, but not really being on texting like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie. So for a while I stopped sexting

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<v Speaker 1>because I felt like, listen, if we're not gonna do it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna share this energy with you, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna waste my time. Um. But what's different from me

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<v Speaker 1>is I feel like I only get into sexting with

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<v Speaker 1>individuals who are either really far or be that I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't even had sex with yet. So I'm the opposite

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<v Speaker 1>from you because the nigga that I'm currently seven, y'all know,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even sex. I don't send him nudes. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do I literally, w y D, what you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you at? Am? I coming over? Are we fucking? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you free tonight? What's up? That's that's as much

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<v Speaker 1>as if I show you you don't text him, If

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<v Speaker 1>I show you you don't text him, can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>gobble up that dick. Oh, So that's that. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I'll be like, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready put them nuts in my mouth. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm ready to go see you. There's no like

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<v Speaker 1>lead up. There's no worth spending days sexting or talking

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<v Speaker 1>dirty like he's local so work, or even if he's

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<v Speaker 1>away when you coming back, talking's like that dick, like

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<v Speaker 1>there's no sex thing going on. So I think that

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed the imagination of sexting and hearing what someone

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<v Speaker 1>would do to me and hearing what I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to do to them. Of course, I'm of course physically

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<v Speaker 1>and sexually attracted to this person if I'm texting them

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<v Speaker 1>this way. Um, But to me, it's more so the

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<v Speaker 1>excitement of leading up to it, like when I see

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this, Like me and the guy who

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<v Speaker 1>I pegged um and I talked about this um. On

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<v Speaker 1>the freaky, nastiest wildas night, we ended up going to

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<v Speaker 1>a sex club. We fucked ten times and I pegged

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<v Speaker 1>him and literally before we did all this, he was

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<v Speaker 1>sending me videos fingering himself in the ass, like with

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<v Speaker 1>his fingers, Like I was like, oh, fit another finger

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Like we were being really really really really kinky,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was the excitement of all the nasty things

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about beforehand that I think increased our

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<v Speaker 1>sex with men. I already know the dick five, I

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<v Speaker 1>already know I'm gonna come, nigga, Can I come get it? Um? So,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know in a relationship that you're not like

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<v Speaker 1>this no, or like sexting is not something that happens often.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you all live together? No, so where I'm there,

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<v Speaker 1>I have. It's so weird to talk about this here. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>hell no, he's not here. I understand, yes, of not

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<v Speaker 1>that we don't live together, but I'm there every night

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm about to go there. So before you go

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<v Speaker 1>see him, you're not talking about I want that dick

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<v Speaker 1>hard when I get there. I want every once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while, I might do something like that, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not something that you should spice it up, you should

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<v Speaker 1>do it more. Yeah, absolutely, that's what it might be.

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<v Speaker 1>Why he's asked about three sethings. It might be maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it needs to spars it up. I do think that

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<v Speaker 1>sex being and sending messages um with sexually suggestive things. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it does. I think it depends on

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<v Speaker 1>the relationship. Like some sometimes it seems sometimes you might

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<v Speaker 1>laugh if I send something like it's like, yo, come

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<v Speaker 1>on now, Like you don't be doing stuff like that

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<v Speaker 1>like that. You know you can't lie Like I've had

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<v Speaker 1>nigga say it want to fuck you all night, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I get there and they're one and done and

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<v Speaker 1>a bit be mad as fault. Yeah, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>be doing that with dudes. I ain't sleeping because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not about to be sexually busting. Your sex might be whacked. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you now if you are like and so,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a lot of men that listened to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd like to give them little insiders and tips. Fellas.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're sext thing, please keep in one hunted like

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, I'm gonna give you the hardest twelve

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<v Speaker 1>minutes you've ever had in your life. Like but I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know so that I could be aware, so

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<v Speaker 1>that if you're telling me we're working all night and

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<v Speaker 1>you really, after you fu one time, you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>back up, you're tired, you don't like going around, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of don't leave that out in the sex thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you kind of need to let me know

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<v Speaker 1>what that ship. I'd like to say some thing like

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to teach me. I might be a

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<v Speaker 1>novice that's still sex it