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Speaker 1: your children. Um, but this is horrible decisions. I'm your girl,

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Speaker 1: Mandy b a k A Peg the Stallion, and across

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Speaker 1: from me is my lovely co host. That's funny. My

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Speaker 1: name is Wheezy. There you go, and I am so

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Speaker 1: excited to be here with these two ladies that we way,

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Speaker 1: way way should have had on. This is per customer request.

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Speaker 1: Not only have we been on Vice Live with this

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Speaker 1: friends with a lady to my right for way too long.

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Speaker 1: And I'm so happy y'all are here. This has to

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Speaker 1: Can you all ready for me? Like? Damn, why y'all?

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Speaker 1: I ask him? Nothing else? Can y'all go ahead and

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Speaker 1: introduce yourself and let our listeners know who you are? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Another m my name is Marie. I mean it's Reezy

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Speaker 1: across from Wheezy. I don't know what Vice Live is,

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Speaker 1: but I'm so happy to I don't know who that

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Speaker 1: walking down the street anyway. Co host of the Unoficial

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Speaker 1: Expert Podcast with My boot Thing s Dubs, Sydney, Washington.

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Speaker 1: got asthma? Yeah? You know it's funny uncertain episodes like

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Speaker 1: When I laugh, it's an ugly it's a nigga laugh,

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Speaker 1: you know how we like laugh with like mouth open

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Speaker 1: and air. And then there's the second like homeless people, no,

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Speaker 1: Who laughed like that? Got good? Pussy for sure? Thank

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Speaker 1: you the one not denying that. Let's break this ice.

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Speaker 1: So we know you're a lesbian horror bitch? What about you?

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Speaker 1: I'm a straight friend, but you ever like, no, never

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Speaker 1: have you ever had someone eat No, I've never been

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Speaker 1: You know that's just you're just playing tease with this

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Speaker 1: haircut and this haircuff. Oh, y'all gotta stop with tarcuts sexuality.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling jokes here and like we all are. But

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Speaker 1: I always really appreciate a short haircut because to me,

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Speaker 1: it has a dominance to it, which is why society

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Speaker 1: is that we threatened thinking that shorter haircuts mean gay

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Speaker 1: because we always assume that strong women, women in suits,

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Speaker 1: We tie it with clothes, same with hair. So when

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Speaker 1: I see this haircut, bitch, I'm turned on, because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you should be turned on, sister, should moist and I

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Speaker 1: soon as I go short, they're like, oh, that look good.

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Speaker 1: On you. It's it's just like it's a level of

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Speaker 1: especially a good neck ceased too. You see it? Are

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Speaker 1: I'll be like taking it in like it makes you

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Speaker 1: see these columns. One time I didn't want I like

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Speaker 1: So if I cut my hair, they're gonna be zoomed

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Speaker 1: in on my face. It won't be like bitch, It

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Speaker 1: isn't overbrite. When you have the personality, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: This girl to meet and greet was like, Oh, I

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Speaker 1: can tell your improv classes are really paying off. I'm

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Speaker 1: like you clearly want to funk. That's it. Jim Shoulder,

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Speaker 1: Jim Carrey is one of the craziest people. I just

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Speaker 1: It's a three minute clip. You could talk about it

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Speaker 1: Are the light scanned people crazy? Yeah, light skinned people

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Speaker 1: He's a good tipper. I will say that, yeah Terence

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Speaker 1: Daddy don't play the bullshit. He left the club because

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Speaker 1: like he's super fun and he's not dumb. He's super

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Speaker 1: a big remark. What what do you intend to do? Well?

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Speaker 1: Let me put it this way. All energy in the

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Speaker 1: universe is expressed in motion. All motion is expressed in waves.

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Speaker 1: All waves are curved. So where does the straight lines

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Speaker 1: So when I took the flower of life and opened it?

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Speaker 1: From that? Oh, he sound like yes, in the entire

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Speaker 1: Before we get into the thing of the week, I

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Speaker 1: whole second. Me embarrassing sexual moment? Oh, we all have one,

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Speaker 1: can't see what I don't want. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: I fell shower sex. I totally slip. I was about

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Speaker 1: with slip in the bath, slip, it's done. Ever said

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Speaker 1: a wrong name? No, because now that I'm dating people

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Speaker 1: who just go with babe, it's a very safe sex. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't say names. You'd be like you are doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to them, speaking of names, have y'all ever

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Speaker 1: to remember name nicknames. Well, there's the Jamaican. We don't

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Speaker 1: There's uh, who else? What a name? Can I give you?

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Speaker 1: All that I liked? Uh, there's Sushi Sushi Sam's pots

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Speaker 1: and pants. There's no tell there's a direct deposit. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not is that one. That's one persons. Pots and

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Speaker 1: pants don't mean anything. It just rhymes with the same

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Speaker 1: part because they was the same. And everyone want to

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Speaker 1: call him that Mushi. She's like Randall, the Sandal guy.

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Speaker 1: His name wasn't exactly Wait, okay, why is he Sushi Sam?

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Speaker 1: Because the first time we went out, he took me

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Speaker 1: to get sushi. That's it. That's that's perfectly sushi easy

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Speaker 1: and everyone called him sushi after that and he hated it.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, that's funny. Do you have nicknames for the

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Speaker 1: guys you talked to as well? You know, women or men?

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Speaker 1: You know both? In college, I had somebody name a

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Speaker 1: side of fries. That's what they were. Was that the woman?

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Speaker 1: I was unfortunate. But yeah, I had a frie. I

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Speaker 1: So is this Boston? How did you accidentally go to Wooster?

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Speaker 1: Because I saw a twenty dollar flight and I was like,

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Speaker 1: let me go, And then I found out a funny

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Speaker 1: So he has two eighteen year olds, fifteen year old

421
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: and eleven year old, and let's just go back to

422
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 1: the numbers. He is to eighteen year old and he's

423
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: worried about his daughter's hyman being into Well, that's the

424
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: thing that's that's so frustrating to me is that these

425
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: men will be like, oh my god, I'm quote quote

426
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: protecting my daughter. But then it's like you treat regular

427
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: women like ship. I'll just say, this is what he's doing.

428
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: He's trying to protect her from man like him, and

429
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry she can still see him do the

430
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: ship that he's doing. So even if you come to

431
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: the guy though, like what is your moves looking like

432
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: she's watching like full blown, you be terrible to tiny.

433
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: I also I also want to go to as far

434
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: as just parenting. I know that if you, if you

435
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: stay on your child harder, it's going to make them

436
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: less open to telling you what's going on and what

437
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: they're doing. I mean, my mom was on a few

438
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: weeks ago and mom came. It was great, Mandy's mom

439
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: has come to and it was we started talking about, like,

440
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,239
Speaker 1: you know, just the leniency and how neither of us

441
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: got pregnant and blah blah blah, you're not getting pregnant, Okay,

442
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: but I've only had once, like like just in comparison

443
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: to the friends that we knew in high school that

444
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: were like under fucking serious, watch and have two or

445
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: three kids now before they're even one. It's like running rampants.

446
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: But why I bring up pregnancy. It's because like using

447
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: condoms and things like that. But I think the scariest

448
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: thing with this t I thing is like I have

449
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: to be totally honest and saying I've always loved watching

450
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: him be a dad on TV, so I was so

451
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: disapp in it. I was like, Oh, he seems so

452
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: fun and so great and so involved, and then it's

453
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: just like, damn, you find that ship out. I feel

454
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 1: like the thing that these men need to know and

455
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: probably do know in the back of their heads, is

456
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: you can still have a fully intact himan and be

457
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: a hub. You could fully be out here the myth,

458
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: so you can be cockied up, so't still have an

459
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: intact tim but as words like, you're smart as hell's

460
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: still thinking about the fucking hymen and letting that being smart.

461
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: I think that this one part is just an archaic

462
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: thing that smart men and women can fucking do. Women

463
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 1: have the same ship. I don't know what it is.

464
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: It's like with this association with virginity and holiness and

465
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: like it's people from the South. I'm not gonna lie, okay,

466
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: speak on it. It's people from the South. It's like

467
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: a Christians, very religious people. It's that's what it is yes,

468
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: Bible belt. It's it's more and not like they're in

469
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: homogenized communities and they just don't know. They quote quote

470
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: don't know. Even though they have Google and everything, they

471
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: just not They don't have the wherewithal to say, hey,

472
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: maybe there's a thought process outside of the ones that

473
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: were always listening. Yeah, but going to church and being

474
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: a Christian doesn't mean that you're a good person, or

475
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: you're a bad person, or you not. We saw Pastor

476
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: David Wilson that the Lord he's a pillar in my community.

477
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: I want to I want to bring this up as

478
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: well as all of us having a platform that we

479
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: speak on and seeing that when t I said this,

480
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: the host pretty much laughed it off and didn't kind

481
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: of check him or correct him. I think it's important, uncomfortable,

482
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: but I think nobody said what what are you talking about? Yeah,

483
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I was loud confused because they

484
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: were like, oh, like they didn't know what I would

485
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: have been like, are you in the rule or you

486
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 1: just her ride to the guy? No, Like there's a difference.

487
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: Listen to ask questions and to not be um afraid

488
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: to question a man on these outdated, asked outlooks on

489
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: life that you have. I think that as women, if

490
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: we're going to be in the room and have these

491
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: conversations that they don't laugh at off about it, you

492
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: sit there and ask why then do you think this way?

493
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: And tell him he's five four? We see. I thought

494
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: about the why didn't they check him thing a few

495
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: times right with a friend of mine who we have

496
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: an episode that you guys have never heard this part

497
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: two because it was cut out, but we were sitting

498
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: with a black person who talked about how they let

499
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: their white friend use the word naked. Mandy and the

500
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: other person in the room start going crazy, right like

501
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: excuse me what, and they would like about to go off.

502
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: So I'm like sitting there letting the wheels start. Actually

503
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: I was the only one of spokesing for about three

504
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: or four minutes, and I was like, okay, I had

505
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: the letter process. I'm like, tell me why where is

506
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: he from? Where are you from? I also thought I

507
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: had to do with his age. It was this whole

508
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: fucking conversation and me trying to break it down, and

509
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: I thought if I was really in that room with

510
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: T I well with my reaction event I was like,

511
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I could have let it go either.

512
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I can't believe they deleted. They deleted that

513
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: an apologie. I think he asked, but he didn't apologize.

514
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean, but it's already in the internet. Well, the

515
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: problem is it's just like, who are their producers who like,

516
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have somebody that's listening before it's like,

517
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: you know, put out in editing. They're like, hey, this

518
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: same time, I don't even had a podcast and said, y'all,

519
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: said Miguel's wife. I was like, okay, she be talking,

520
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 1: but she's kind of dumb too, because she sat there

521
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: and didn't say anything when he said that. You know,

522
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: it was even weirder. I saw women under the comments

523
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: on not a shade Room digging comment person because I'm like,

524
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is awful. But I had to

525
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: but you don't, don't. I don't recommend anybody looking at

526
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: the shade room. It was shocked. I don't have women

527
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: like yep I would do it, and it was like

528
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: what Meanwhile, they're writing this and they're getting bou COCKI

529
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: then up to don't say, but what do you judging

530
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: what other women? Are doing. Why are you judging how

531
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: other women living other thing too? It's like ownership and

532
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: parents thinking they have ownership on kids bodies and they don't.

533
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: I watched a video. Damn. I don't know what this

534
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: model's name is. Maybe it's alex Undone. Maybe she's a

535
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: video telling her daughter like, if you don't want me

536
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: to hug you, or you don't want someone to hug

537
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: you or be touched, you let me know, even if

538
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: it's me. And I think that ship is so important

539
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: because a lot of kids don't understand that adults don't

540
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: have ownership over them, and they need to know that ship.

541
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk who you are, like mom, daddy, whoever.

542
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: You don't always have to be touched. You don't always

543
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: have to like that ownership thing with kids. It's like

544
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: I can't stop using that word because I have seen it.

545
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: Like myself, my parents weren't like that, but I've watched

546
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: it and it's a scary thing to watch. Traumatic and

547
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: it's also gonna be issues with her to this day.

548
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: Negative people they know how to be parents, Like do

549
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: you you have a kid and you're just like okay,

550
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: figuring it out. I've seen what my parents do, and

551
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: either I'm going to do what they did or I'm

552
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: going to do the opposite. And then there's no fucking book.

553
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: There's nobody gives you any step and t I them

554
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: they have. He's been famous for so long and he's

555
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: had people tell him he's right all the time. Nobody

556
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: is saying, oh no, that's that's wrong, that's why are

557
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: you doing that? What the fun was the doctor thinking?

558
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: I feel like the worst part he's probably getting paid

559
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: under the table. Who knows. Also, as a doctor, you

560
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: can't question the parenting of someone. I think can I

561
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: think the doctor could you wait outside? But also I

562
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: think he did. But I feel like the craziest thing

563
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: about all of this is when this came out, how

564
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: does this affect his daughter? Because now everybody's looking at

565
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: her like this, this this is how you live your life.

566
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing like that to me is the is

567
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: the worst part is now literally all of her businesses

568
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: out there because people are like, well, sis, that's that's

569
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: the type of father you have. Wait, wait, hold on,

570
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: hold on, you're saying that this is the most embarrassing.

571
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: We saw him on like Rhythm and Flow that was

572
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: that was embarrassing too, but she was very embarrassing. It

573
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: was embarrassing. He was saying, you every day it was

574
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: turtleneck Tuesday. Every day looked crazy. You know, you know

575
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: it's crazy, you know who. I was embarrassed for it,

576
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: and I hate it because I love her as cardiac

577
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: Carica culture or whatever that they create for her and

578
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: how she does that. He like, yeah, but is that

579
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: something that created for her? Is that something that she created?

580
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: Suing on and you're now a multi millionaire doing mad

581
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: business like conduct yourself in that way. You don't have

582
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: to be that girl from the bar. Yes, she does.

583
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: Like her staying consistent, well you know that, you know,

584
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: that's how she don't know how to be might be her.

585
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: But I think it might be like a nervous tick

586
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: because I think she and she started conducting her self

587
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: as if she was better. People are going to say that, oh,

588
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: now you can't talk like this. People are gonna say

589
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: something regardless. They're also why people love you. That's why

590
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: you're getting booked. That's why she was in Hustlers for

591
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: two scenes. I don't know. I just want her to

592
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: learn how to read, and that's it. She is you

593
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: know what it is sees to him. And he looked

594
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: at like that, and I was like, okay, guys were

595
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: just talking about you should be judging women and judge everybody.

596
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: Now you're judging everybody. I feel the judgment over here.

597
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: Well let's go ahead. You get though. I liked how

598
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: she looked it, she looked it. I seen surprised that

599
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: she did the show. Like when I saw the trailer

600
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: for it, there was a winner. You know she got me? Yeah,

601
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: I know she did. I didn't. I didn't want to

602
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: say though. I did think that um at first, when

603
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: I saw Rhythm and Flow and I saw Cardie Be,

604
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking dumb. Why are we

605
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: gonna listen to this girl tell us about rap? But

606
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: I appreciate that they made her the how do you

607
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,120
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608
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: That's the one credit I'll give. I loved her, and

609
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: I was going for D Smoke the whole time, so

610
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,640
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611
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,240
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612
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Speaker 1: on with show. Um. Let's I had to get into

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666
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Speaker 1: of y'all's podcast. UM, so we're gonna talk about unofficial relationships. Now.

667
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: We've talked about situation ships all the time, but I

668
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: think there is a lot to be said with just

669
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: unofficial relationships. Situation ships I think have a little more

670
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: of like knowing that it's not gonna go anywhere, but

671
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: there is an unofficial relationship standards sometimes where like you

672
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: won't call me your girlfriend, I won't call you my boyfriend.

673
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: Maybe we are the only one everyone's seeing like, I

674
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about the expectations from that because

675
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: y'all are currently experts. I mean not expectations are different

676
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: for everybody, right, Like I have only ever had one

677
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: boyfriend and that was five six years ago. Right, how

678
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: long were you with him? For? Three years? Right? So

679
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 1: after that, it's like I just like I never wanted

680
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: to be in another relationship, but you know, you'd be horny,

681
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: so you'd be like, Okay, well let's set some set

682
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: some some disappointments up, and then you find somebody that

683
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: you like that you want to see over and over again,

684
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: and it's like it's just like a casual you know.

685
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 1: Sometimes we go out, sometimes we go we get dinner,

686
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: sometimes we do this that a third but it's not

687
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: a relationship. And I feel like that's something that like

688
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: I like that. You know, I'm here for a situation ship. Yeah,

689
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm here for But then you know, sometimes they'd be

690
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: catching feelings and then you got to look at them like,

691
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: but you're not my boyfriend, and then they'd be like, well,

692
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: what I'm off to you? And you got to hit

693
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: them with the what we're friends it, let's get caught.

694
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm a very like emotional person, and so I I

695
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: rarely have like just hook ups because I'm gonna start

696
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: doing stuff that you're doing relationships, and I'll be blending

697
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: the lines and I don't know how to be like, oh,

698
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: well you just you know, Monday through Saturday, like and

699
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: the Sunday I'll be with someone Like I can't do that.

700
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: So I mean I usually get in relationships after having

701
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: like a situation ship for I don't know, three months. Okay,

702
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: I hop into a relationship with but that's not like

703
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: that's you growing into a relationship ship that kind of

704
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: wear them down, like, well, you know, is it good?

705
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: You're having a good time. We gotta make this morning

706
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: what it is now. That is the lesbian to get

707
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: that girlfriends. You know, my fingers are over there, my

708
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: toothbrush is there. What do you want? Bro? I got

709
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: a truthbrush in my home right now, and I that

710
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: is not my boyfriend. But I'm going to make he

711
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: has a toothbrush in your house. Yeah, but he's not

712
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: my man. I'm gonna make you comfortable. That's man ground though.

713
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: That's like that's like putting your head down being so

714
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: so nice. So I used to like my partners at

715
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: one point, I used to let them partners multi yeah

716
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: at one point. And so even when I would go

717
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: to Walgreens, when I get all my toiletries, I'd be like,

718
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: all right, let me pick up a five pack of toothbrushes.

719
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: And so it would be to where I would just

720
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: make someone comfortable when they stayed over, Like I have

721
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: two friends, I have whites, I have wash cloths, I

722
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: have top with life, every girl. It's a hustle over

723
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: there someone's house. And then like, um, my homeboy did

724
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: like has mad Slowbucks T shirts, so he sent me

725
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,919
Speaker 1: mad Slowbucks T shirts, so niggas would get Slowbucks teacher

726
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: your hose and the shirt is movie was here when

727
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: the girl left the house, and he gave her an outfit,

728
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: and he had a bunch of outfits white people. It

729
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: was it was why people. And it was a jogging

730
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Speaker 1: suit and he's like here you go. Oh um bitch,

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Speaker 1: m bridesmaids. No, because it was the white girl. It

732
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: wasn't risemaids. It was one of those like no strings

733
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Speaker 1: attached type twenty seven dresses type situation I thought it was.

734
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: And she climbed over the fence, but he didn't get

735
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: right outfit. I know, ridesmaids pumping back my nigger because

736
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: we're ready stopped right there, my ship I misses a glass. Wait, girl,

737
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know if I've ever seen

738
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: the movie. But the way you don't remember, I remember that,

739
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: But only one of them did that? Did all of

740
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: them do that? But they all took it in the

741
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: middle of the street. Yeah, bro, that airplane the scene

742
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: is iconic. Bro, when the dish was sucked up on

743
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: the plane. You don't remember it was she was sucked

744
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: up on the plane and she's like, you know when

745
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: she kept trying to go into first class and they

746
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: kicked them off the goddamn plane. Did I do remember that? Help? Okay?

747
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: Love that. Tell us about your last unofficial relationship that

748
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: didn't go your way? This this was this was a

749
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: man just It's just one of those things where it's

750
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: like I was like in between relationships and the guy

751
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: clearly wanted to be with me because you know, I

752
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: was doing it like I was making money. I was

753
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: paying for stuff and yeah, I thank you. That was

754
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: the time. And there was the time. There was the

755
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: wat of edges. I had them, but no, I was

756
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: doing well at the time, and so he wanted something more,

757
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to hook up because he wasn't

758
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: the one, you know what I mean. But the dick

759
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: was fantastic, but he was so there. That's why I

760
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: was like, I can't take you to the next level.

761
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 1: Dust don't have a swiper, Like, I'm not gonna clean

762
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: you up. Not all, but not all dusty niggers have

763
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Speaker 1: good dick, but sometimes the best dick filthy, but not

764
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: all dusty dick. I mean, okay, that's fair. But what

765
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of like phenomenal dicks. I'm like, Wow, phenomenal dick?

766
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: Is me phenomenal? I'm fantastic. Let's just go through the words.

767
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: Are you fantastic? Phenomenal? And I mean, it's nice, credit,

768
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: it's nice. Yeah, Well that's how I am though, That's

769
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: what my personality is like. Even while I'm sitting here

770
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: talking to y'all, I'm thinking about the people who can

771
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: listen to this episode and we'll know that I'm talking

772
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: about them, And I'm like, I'm trying to like edit

773
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: myself because I don't need you hitting me up telling

774
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: me that you like because you hit is gassed up

775
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: because you feel like I was shouting you out on

776
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: horrible decisions and pain. I'm not talking I'm never not

777
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: talking about him. That was bluewash off the record, on

778
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: the record, since you've had your podcast, ever had someone

779
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: be like so speaking of unofficial relationships, find out that

780
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: you were working with somebody else because of your podcast. No, oh,

781
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't be letting them listen to the podcast. I

782
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: don't even tell them about the podcast. I started more

783
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 1: and they started questioning me about like they knew the

784
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: nicknames to specifically who I was having sex with, and

785
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: so that did become like a topic, and I was

786
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: just like, I don't think I hate I hate for

787
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: that ship to be bro. Just take the l if

788
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: you heard you're talking about some other good dick, and

789
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: don't even tell me you was on here listening getting

790
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: a feeling, and do not tell me. Just work on

791
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: your game, work on your stroke, games, strength your core.

792
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: Just you'll be better at sex. So that when I

793
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 1: talk about good sex, you know that I'm maybe talking

794
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: about If you listen to the podcast and you're trying

795
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: to take notes, that's one thing. But if you're listening

796
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: to the podcast and then you want to have like

797
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: an interrogation. We don't do that. That's not what it

798
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast take notes, and I want

799
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: to not know that you were listening, right, I don't

800
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: want to know that you're listening to the pod because

801
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: that's to turn off me knowing that you're listening like

802
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: a no, no offensive fans. But it's just like we

803
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: hook up already. You don't need to be a fan.

804
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: I just want to for the YouTube viewers show sis hands.

805
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: They're they're not that long, bitch. These are the very

806
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: I mean, your pase. But just if you have long ones,

807
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: you give them yeast infections that you're these are unacceptable.

808
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: That's my name. No, you need take shaved them down. Yeah,

809
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: like colons, No, that's I don't know who what are

810
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: you doing with those? I can't you can't be nowhere

811
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: near my key to camera. That is I put this

812
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: on everything Woody holds and you got the nerve with them,

813
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 1: to be clear, A lot of nerve greens that haven't

814
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: been in body. And that's the Instagram cliff. Since I'm

815
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out, like what kind of sturdy

816
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: nails you got going on and reinforced and I gotta

817
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: fill every week and a half, like I'd be on it.

818
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: They gotta be those nails. Like every time I see

819
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: people with nails like that, they always are hunted all

820
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: the more they better fucking snails. Yeah, I would come back,

821
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: and you're messing with anybody's clips. Since how are you

822
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: wiping yourself? Talk about good talking? How you help the wash?

823
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 1: I just want to say that my nails are called

824
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: short by all of my friends, so friends, all of

825
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Speaker 1: the So that's why your nails in the shot one

826
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Speaker 1: girl I didn't know girls living in and you know

827
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 1: what I can't see because it looks like, yeah, these shoes,

828
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: but these shoes, these are I mean, these nails pair

829
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: well with like a Chinese slipper. They tar well with

830
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: like a jewel rag with the cap out. Like I

831
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: got to know the clear healing. I just had my

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Speaker 1: clear hes okay, the bread straw and these baby these

833
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: baby hairs are laid down with the gots to be

834
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: no good. They stay where I leave them, hitting a

835
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: deep silk tug overall. It gots to be bro I

836
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: am telling you I didn't know the power of it

837
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: when I was to get it out of my hair.

838
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: My girls like they lay wigs down with that. Nobody

839
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: should have put your baby hairs glue. But I did

840
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: you hit it with them like some coconut oil or

841
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: something to like you do it right off, She says,

842
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: she's so big, and I'll do the sprints on top too, Bitch,

843
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 1: I got the whole kid can touch, not a little

844
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: bit on the side where friend, I just somebody booty.

845
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm not from the Bronx. I'm from Florida, Orlando Bronx.

846
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: You skipped right over Brooklyn and went right to the

847
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: brown I lived in Brooklyn when I first moved here

848
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: on Avenue Dea Flatbush and I'll pass I'll never live

849
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn again. Well that's I mean, that's not but

850
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: that's where I London. And I was just like, no,

851
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: I'm cool, um, and yeah I love that I live

852
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: around brown people. Um. Every time I go know were

853
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: other places, girl, girl, baby girl, every time I've gone

854
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn, now I go to the spot where they'll

855
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, that's the spot and it's all white people.

856
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: And what spot is? I mean when I do like so,

857
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: I just um, I just recorded with the great My

858
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: shout out to Ashley COONa and everyone who recorded the Grapevine.

859
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: We went afterwards to get some drinks to like this

860
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: little beer hall that was right next a hall a

861
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: hall beer. We went to a beer garden, sis and

862
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: you thought it was gonna be brown. And this is

863
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 1: a German place. It's not black enough for me. The

864
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: beer garden. I told you they were drinking. I p

865
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: a like, yeah, this is a spot you they don't

866
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: have no dark liquor over there that we've We've got

867
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: some cognant we have we have covar. No, you guys

868
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: don't like that anymore. We have crazy brown looker anymore.

869
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: So I go out, Really you have a revelation. What happens?

870
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: But um, well, first off, it's just not good. Um,

871
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: but secondly it's just not well. Maybe the beer guard

872
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: literally the last I would say, you're in a half

873
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 1: like to this vodka soda lime, like the white skinny

874
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 1: girl drink right there. That's a skinny girl. There's like barely.

875
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: Don't take me to a place that is no. But

876
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: I do voka soda. I used to so as a

877
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: bartender for seven years, and I used to always talk

878
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: about how white people want the voka soda, Voka sonics

879
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: or vacca water white people like you know, red Bull,

880
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: and I like a Voka ginger l that's my go to.

881
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: That's what you go to drink. I'm sober, oh for

882
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: how long? For over two years? Now? Thank you? What's

883
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: your vice? No, I'm sober. I'm just ray pussy. That's

884
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: you know. Top Ramen is my advice. Top plays Geez.

885
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: I like vodka Tonic, but my main go to now

886
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: is UM, I need mas cow bro fucking love mess.

887
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I go crazy. But

888
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: if they don't have mess, count of vales, let's gotta

889
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: be coustom. He goes along Ago. I can't do I

890
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: don't know why I can't do like RepA. I can't

891
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: do a brown tequila. I do like I do like tequila.

892
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, the guys, we're gonna

893
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: go over a home male So how Melford. We need

894
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: y'all's help and y'all's advice. UM, this is Steve Harvey's

895
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. It's a little bit old, but I love

896
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: to hear y'all talk ships on this one. Dear Steven,

897
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: so just you know this was written in this Um,

898
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, we're gonna give our advice, our host advice.

899
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm a forty seven year old attorney who is seven

900
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: months pregnant. I have three daughters that are grown, married

901
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: and have professional careers. My youngest daughter just moved back

902
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: home with her husband because they're in the process of

903
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: moving into a new home. One night, I was home

904
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: alone and my oldest daughter's husband came over to pick

905
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: something up for his wife. One thing led to another

906
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: and we had sex. Oh. We repeated our actions several

907
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: more times. Close to our final time having sex, the

908
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: husband of my daughter that's living with me accidentally walks

909
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: into my room and called us. This is one of

910
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter and

911
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: son in law weren't supposed to be home. Nevertheless, my

912
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: son in law didn't tell his wife, and he said

913
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: that he didn't tell anyone. However, he did approach me

914
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: to discuss the incident. I am shaveful, I am shapeful

915
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: of what happened next, but I ended up pleasuring him too.

916
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: Mom like girl. A month after this incident, I went

917
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: to the doctor and found out that I was pregnant.

918
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: She don't know who the mad is. I'm not sure

919
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: which one of my laws is the father of my

920
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: of my son in law. My husband is already suspicious.

921
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: My husband is already suspicious about my pregnancy. He got

922
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: fixed three years ago. See, I don't know what to do.

923
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't want my family. She already been already broken

924
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 1: closed legs the married man. First of all, Nini leaks.

925
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. If she just waited, like three more years

926
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: to do all of these freaky things with the people

927
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: in the house, she would have been going through menopause

928
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: already forty seven shes gond have just waited, She could

929
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 1: have just had some until her period stock. I'm trying

930
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: to what I'm saying. This is the most Well, it's

931
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: a horrible decision. She should have an abortion, nus anything. No,

932
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 1: she doesn't need an abortion. But I think he's very grown.

933
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: And if you make that choice, nast choice you made

934
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: take care of your one granddaughter child, granddaughter baby, your

935
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: granddaughter daughter, and these people bust nuts and you raw

936
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: wild open. Maybe I really think she didn't think she

937
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: can get pregnant. Well you know that ain't nothing, because

938
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: it's coming you. Why were these things in you in

939
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: the first pictures? Because I don't want to know what

940
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: does what does she look like? Does Steve have receipts? Dude?

941
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Because I need to see what the facts? Google the

942
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: fucking email later and I could, and I was like, Yo,

943
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: they must have found out. It was hard, Like how

944
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: to me the obvious answer you find out your pregnant's like,

945
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: let me get rid of it and just say something happened,

946
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: since that's not everybody's story. Wow, so you either ruined

947
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: relationships with both of your daughters and you and your husband. Like,

948
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: that's three relationships being ruined off of her. You can

949
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: take this out. Get the abortion, well, whether she had

950
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: the abortion or abortion personally, No, definitely. You don't think

951
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: that I'm coming up with some crazy answer right now.

952
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Being Devil's advocate. Okay, she's like, you have that fucking baby.

953
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: She can't. I mean, whether she had the abortion or not,

954
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: she's already ruined three six lives or however whatever the

955
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 1: man is here, the two two married couples, the husband

956
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: and the baby. So six lives ruined. And then to bro,

957
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: can you imagine if you're fucking grandma was your mom?

958
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if your mom banged your man? Imagine

959
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: if your mom is bad your husband and then your

960
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: sister's husband, like she banged both of her kids husband. Honestly,

961
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: that's a great example. Still married to my fucking dad.

962
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: A great example is fucking fine. Yeah, okay, so then

963
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: what from her daughter and this conversation back in the

964
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: day when they weren't It's like equally looking the same

965
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: with the Kardashians. I'm like, huh so if one eating

966
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: Kim or let's say, what you're dating Chloe back before

967
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: she did her whole face and body. She's still getting

968
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: cheated on with the new face are they? Are you

969
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: ever being like are you ever insecure about everyone else

970
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: in the family? Like are you ever thinking that that's

971
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: what they initially wanted? Like how does that work? Because

972
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: like a Nicole Murphy status mom, it's like a Kim

973
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: Kardashian status sister. You just got the other sister, like

974
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: the pressure of having a mom or sibling that fine

975
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: when you're just like a seven said seven like that

976
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: was a bad thing. You knows listeners are seven? Listeners

977
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: are four fists selling them missing eyes teeth. But like

978
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 1: the people who send in you AirPod, so probably say,

979
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: but have you ever sucked a sister? A woman that

980
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: I had a sister that was pinner, and he was like,

981
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: damn no, I mean sometimes you know you you bang

982
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: a dude and you'd been like, well, what was your friend?

983
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean, the friend is cuter, but you don't want

984
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: to bank the friend. My one of my relationships started

985
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: is that brother for here we go weird? And then

986
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 1: what I did? And then his brothers were in town

987
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: for their birthday and I met all his brothers and

988
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: I ended up flirting with the brother and we ended

989
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: up being together. Wasn't that your boyfriend? For how long?

990
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: We were together? For almost two years? It was meant

991
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: to be. But it was a step brother, so no blood.

992
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: So but wait was this high school? This was high school? Yeah,

993
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: that don't count anything that happened. Well, I mean we

994
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: we we were together once I graduated high school for

995
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: a short time, so we were still to guys when

996
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: I moved to Atlanta and then raised you know what

997
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,959
Speaker 1: I mean? Remember none of that. Andy has talked about

998
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: how that's her only relationship on the show. No, that's

999
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: not my only RELATIONSHIPID that's your only boyfriend. You said

1000
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: you have never had a boyfriend. You said that that's

1001
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: not my Yeah, that's fine, but I wouldn't say that

1002
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: that's that's fine. That's not my only boyfriend, our first boyfriend,

1003
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: you literally said I have in my adult life have

1004
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: I claim didn't want as a boyfriend. No, okay, that's eighteen.

1005
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: We were claiming everybody was my boyfriend. Okay, everybody. I'm

1006
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: saying the irony of that, people being like, oh my god,

1007
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: this could never happen, blah blah blah. The one that

1008
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: I had was that fine as brother, that's some wild ship.

1009
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 1: Like all the time I look at friends that you

1010
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: want to hit him up on face follows me on,

1011
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 1: let me see what he looks like. I want to

1012
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: see he's still you. Don't look like he did the

1013
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: type that I have now, I mean, but got dreads now,

1014
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: like he's just you I do. But he to me

1015
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: what he looked like when we dated. She doesn't look

1016
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,240
Speaker 1: like anymore. It's all I'm saying. I mean with dreads

1017
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: like Jordan knew, I'm in love with us dreads, But

1018
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: he just doesn't look like how he did when we did.

1019
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 1: When you're you're with you like girls too, Yeah, because

1020
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: I saw you, I saw you did napsis which one an?

1021
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: Maybe when I was the ago. Oh yeah, no I haven't.

1022
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: I haven't went in and canceled them, but none of

1023
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: them are on my phone anymore. I've done tender hand, yes,

1024
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: soul swipe, especially because we've talked about dating apps on here,

1025
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: but I'm not actively on any dating apps right now. Girl,

1026
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: you was right right now? What are you looking at me? Like? Girl?

1027
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm talking to two guys right now. I

1028
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: haven't even brought the show yet work, but I'm talking

1029
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: to two We'll see do you when you're on the

1030
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: dating apps? I'm curious to know. Do you swipe women?

1031
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: Write there? Won't seriously date women? Are you down for

1032
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: like girls? When I was on the dating app, I

1033
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: was looking for slim butcheres that like you know that

1034
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: they professionally are lesbians. They do this then want to

1035
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: explore with a woman? I mean, if you're doing and

1036
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: after thirty, it's like since come on now, we ain't

1037
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: playing games like I'm trying to look for somebody for real,

1038
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: for real? Oh you just want to kiss some couch

1039
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: for a little bit. You should have been did that?

1040
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: You throw five playing games? I will fight like the

1041
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: Sexual Awakening initial homemail, even during our live shows. They

1042
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: ask how do I get my first experience with a girl?

1043
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: And how does this happen? And where do I go?

1044
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: And what happen do I use? I would say, first

1045
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: of all, you gotta be honest. Are you gonna be

1046
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: eaten or you gonna get treated like you? You have

1047
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: to go in and be honest because there's gonna be

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Speaker 1: people that you think look like I don't know young ma.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, she's not gonna want to get touched,

1050
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: but she wants to get touched too, So you gotta

1051
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: figure out, Hey, do I really want women like that?

1052
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: Or do I want to play play? Because get a

1053
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: girl like me. I don't like to be touched. You

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Speaker 1: don't like to be don't We're just like the police

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Speaker 1: other way, even the three? Who are you pleasing? With

1056
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Speaker 1: the mail? I don't believe that you please girls at

1057
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Speaker 1: safe scratching backs, that's all you do. I got this

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Speaker 1: under I don't believe you need to see the covers

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Speaker 1: on these or what little thimbles on these things. But

1060
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Speaker 1: the monopoly. You know the girl? We have to hang

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Speaker 1: out one how you get because I don't believe you

1062
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: don't know you better? I want you when it's get

1063
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: when you started, I need you to go face, like

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Speaker 1: go live or something. Hit me. Sydney said, put your

1065
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: money where your mouth. Your mouth is. Yeah, okay, clear

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00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 1: nails and clear heels, but that's need to be named

1067
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Speaker 1: news episode. Clear clear heels. You guys are in charge.

1068
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: I don't even want to touch him down. I'm just like,

1069
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: I know you haven't been in the booty hole nails.

1070
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: You haven't been in anybody. But it's the it's the

1071
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: coffin shape. It is because they don't tell you. I'm

1072
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: gonna be scratching the body with the car. You do

1073
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: the corners nice, it's buffed out. What's proper fingering etiquette

1074
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: for like nails and cleanliness? Do you have a I

1075
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: was about to say, pitched of advice to a piece

1076
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Speaker 1: of advice that you want to give as far as

1077
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: like maybe your process. Let's well, I think they should

1078
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: be short, like super like this is too like that thumb, bro,

1079
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: it's like a coke nail. Yes, it is back in

1080
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Speaker 1: the day, yes, ma'am, just like I got to give

1081
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: me no keys, baby, I got these are not no

1082
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: those are not called those are like you obviously have

1083
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 1: a problem conail nails, so shorter nails. Shorter nails. I mean,

1084
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 1: I guess you can get them colored and stuff, But

1085
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: whenever I've gotten like fingered really well, it was like

1086
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: just like a clear polish. Actually the nails were there. No,

1087
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't want none of that many ghetto. Yeah that

1088
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: got color that it's not it's it's not gonna be

1089
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: the same. I've never heard that. But now that I'm thinking,

1090
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: and you know, you can wash your hands, you because

1091
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: like whatever you're eating and you didn't wash it, then

1092
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: it's inside. Then we got a problem, right, don't be

1093
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 1: holding no trained subway poles. And then in the house

1094
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Speaker 1: and you have sex, you should wash your hands as

1095
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Speaker 1: anyway I actually want. I don't like it inside. That

1096
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: don't work. You ever cut you ever cut a pepper up?

1097
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Speaker 1: And then you like rub your eye by mistake, yes,

1098
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: and then you get like those itchy That's what happens

1099
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Speaker 1: to your couch if you don't wash your hands. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of that before we get out, because like the our

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Speaker 1: next guest isn't here, but you believe it. We did

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1104
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Speaker 1: So then I got in a rabbit hole last night

1105
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Speaker 1: on YouTube and I found out that this woman got

1106
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Speaker 1: beavy from a strawberry condom and she was so confused

1107
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Speaker 1: and how it happened. And all I could think was

1108
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Speaker 1: you picked out a candy flavored condom and you got

1109
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Speaker 1: lost on why it burnt. You're confused. And then people

1110
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Speaker 1: are in the comments genuinely interested talking about how they've

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Speaker 1: eaten food or spicy food fingered somebody and that person

1112
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Speaker 1: was in pain. No ship, it's a lot of dirty

1113
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Speaker 1: people on you. If you can eat it, if you

1114
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: can eat it, and you feel a tank, what's your

1115
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: thing is gonna do in my pussy, in my tiny,

1116
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: just precious box, my little, my little dainty Pandora's box.

1117
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 1: I can't even use that. That peppermint soap that you

1118
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Speaker 1: get from Urban out. You gotta dilute that ship with water.

1119
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Speaker 1: You can't even put that nowhere near. That's the spicy

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1122
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Speaker 1: C h R. I um see if who can find

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Speaker 1: that that was like the flavor or the brand of

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Speaker 1: the condom. Not sure? Well, I guess before we get

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1168
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Speaker 1: if you don't have good things to say, I'm just

1169
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Speaker 1: gonna cry about it. By I don't like men that

1170
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 1: when I talk to talk to them dirty via text,

1171
01:05:54,840 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: they're like, wow, you're crazy, So that the quickest way

1172
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: to no longer be sexting me if you don't know

1173
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: how to get into character over fucking text message, my nigga,

1174
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: it's over, but not really being on texting like, I'm

1175
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. So for a while I stopped sexting

1176
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,280
Speaker 1: because I felt like, listen, if we're not gonna do it,

1177
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna share this energy with you, I'm not

1178
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: gonna waste my time. Um. But what's different from me

1179
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: is I feel like I only get into sexting with

1180
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: individuals who are either really far or be that I

1181
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: haven't even had sex with yet. So I'm the opposite

1182
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: from you because the nigga that I'm currently seven, y'all know,

1183
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 1: we don't even sex. I don't send him nudes. I

1184
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: don't do I literally, w y D, what you doing?

1185
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:47,400
Speaker 1: Where are you at? Am? I coming over? Are we fucking? Like?

1186
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: Are you free tonight? What's up? That's that's as much

1187
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: as if I show you you don't text him, If

1188
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 1: I show you you don't text him, can't wait to

1189
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: gobble up that dick. Oh, So that's that. But I'm

1190
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I'll be like, um,

1191
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: you ready put them nuts in my mouth. But that's

1192
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: because I'm ready to go see you. There's no like

1193
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: lead up. There's no worth spending days sexting or talking

1194
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 1: dirty like he's local so work, or even if he's

1195
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: away when you coming back, talking's like that dick, like

1196
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: there's no sex thing going on. So I think that

1197
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:22,120
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the imagination of sexting and hearing what someone

1198
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,800
Speaker 1: would do to me and hearing what I would like

1199
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: to do to them. Of course, I'm of course physically

1200
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: and sexually attracted to this person if I'm texting them

1201
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 1: this way. Um, But to me, it's more so the

1202
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: excitement of leading up to it, like when I see

1203
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, Like me and the guy who

1204
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: I pegged um and I talked about this um. On

1205
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: the freaky, nastiest wildas night, we ended up going to

1206
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,720
Speaker 1: a sex club. We fucked ten times and I pegged

1207
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: him and literally before we did all this, he was

1208
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: sending me videos fingering himself in the ass, like with

1209
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: his fingers, Like I was like, oh, fit another finger

1210
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: in there. Like we were being really really really really kinky,

1211
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: And it was the excitement of all the nasty things

1212
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: we were talking about beforehand that I think increased our

1213
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 1: sex with men. I already know the dick five, I

1214
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: already know I'm gonna come, nigga, Can I come get it? Um? So,

1215
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 1: I don't know in a relationship that you're not like

1216
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: this no, or like sexting is not something that happens often.

1217
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: Do you all live together? No, so where I'm there,

1218
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: I have. It's so weird to talk about this here. No, no, no,

1219
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: hell no, he's not here. I understand, yes, of not

1220
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: that we don't live together, but I'm there every night

1221
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,840
Speaker 1: like I'm about to go there. So before you go

1222
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: see him, you're not talking about I want that dick

1223
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: hard when I get there. I want every once in

1224
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: a while, I might do something like that, but it's

1225
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,759
Speaker 1: not something that you should spice it up, you should

1226
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 1: do it more. Yeah, absolutely, that's what it might be.

1227
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,960
Speaker 1: Why he's asked about three sethings. It might be maybe

1228
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,800
Speaker 1: it needs to spars it up. I do think that

1229
01:08:55,120 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: sex being and sending messages um with sexually suggestive things. Um,

1230
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: you know what it does. I think it depends on

1231
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:07,439
Speaker 1: the relationship. Like some sometimes it seems sometimes you might

1232
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: laugh if I send something like it's like, yo, come

1233
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: on now, Like you don't be doing stuff like that

1234
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 1: like that. You know you can't lie Like I've had

1235
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: nigga say it want to fuck you all night, and

1236
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 1: then I get there and they're one and done and

1237
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 1: a bit be mad as fault. Yeah, that's why I

1238
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 1: be doing that with dudes. I ain't sleeping because I'm

1239
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 1: not about to be sexually busting. Your sex might be whacked. No,

1240
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you now if you are like and so,

1241
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Speaker 1: we have a lot of men that listened to the show,

1242
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Speaker 1: So I'd like to give them little insiders and tips. Fellas.

1243
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Speaker 1: If you're sext thing, please keep in one hunted like

1244
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm gonna give you the hardest twelve

1245
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: minutes you've ever had in your life. Like but I

1246
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 1: need to know so that I could be aware, so

1247
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 1: that if you're telling me we're working all night and

1248
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 1: you really, after you fu one time, you're not getting

1249
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:52,639
Speaker 1: back up, you're tired, you don't like going around, kind

1250
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 1: of don't leave that out in the sex thing. I

1251
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: feel like you kind of need to let me know

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