WEBVTT - #59: A Treat Full Of Tricks 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:07.400 Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:16.640 Brooklyn Boys Data. They make it noise data, dot up Bonus. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:21.880 This is a Brookelyn Boys bonus episode. It's free and 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:26.079 it's dessert tree dessert. It's like a treat. It's a 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.440 free treat treat. It is not a trick. This is 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.480 a treat for you. But it's a bonus of tricks 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:37.440 we've played. Yeah, and more importantly Halloween related tricks or 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.760 otherwise known as phone taps. So it's almost leftover candy 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:42.879 because this is stuff that we didn't get to play 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.040 on the big show, but we thought would be more 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:48.880 appropriate to play on our Brooklyn Boys podcast. And uh, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:50.720 in other words, Elvis, if you want to play it, 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.680 because sometimes when we pitch things to him and he 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.360 doesn't like it, he'll go, you know what, do it 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:56.920 on your show, And then Brotie and I look at 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:00.640 each other and we go podcast. That's that's how the 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.120 unused jokes segments started here, right, No, you're not gonna 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.039 do the joke. Don't want to play body's parody? Okay, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.600 speaking of which, I have a couple of Halloween parodies 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.000 that I wrote for this year that I played for tomorrow, 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.000 didn't have time to the load into the system, so 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.479 we might I don't want to promise things. 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And I'm like, why did 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.920 I think of w R A p w r A 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:42.960 p I d Oh it's called what about a hip 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.400 hop place called r A p I d o u 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:50.400 H d o u g h rappid? Oh my god, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.040 a hip hop pizza or a Simpsons place like r 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.800 A p I d o H have like hip hop 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:04.440 Simpsons Rapid Dog don't get like, you know, home all right, 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.320 So we want to get right to it here. This 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.280 is not gonna be a long podcast. I don't want 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:12.600 to hear your bitch. Yes, I gotta commute. They're already saying, 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.280 what did you mean? This is seventeen minutes. This is 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.279 a no. We're gonna do another podcast tomorrow. Well yeah, 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:21.000 so the next podcast you here will be a day 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.040 after this one. That will be episode fifty nine. Whatever 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.839 one is what this is called. No, this is called bonus. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.320 This is no. This is bonus, but no, it's fifty nine. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.200 It's about we have to keep him in numerical order. Okay, 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.440 so this is a bonus fifty nine, which happens to 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.680 be a bonus. So we're going to name it fifty nine. No, 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.360 but here's a problem, berdie. If you call it fifty nine, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:40.919 they're gonna be like you didn't. We didn't get a 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:46.160 full podcast worth of material. That's no, fifty nine could 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.280 be a bonus. Zero is a bonus. It was still 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.000 a number. Well, if you okay, we'll name a fifty nine, 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.880 and we've done other bonus episodes we'll call it. But 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.599 if you if you criticize us for calling a bonus, 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.120 hey guess what, you'll never get a bonus episode again. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.680 I'll give you a bonus see your bone. Also, as 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.560 much as we appreciate it, we can't normally do two episodes, 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:09.520 but if we find ways to come up with short 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.080 form podcasts to give you a second one, we will. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.520 This was just something we thought. You know what, Halloween's 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.279 on a Wednesday. We don't have time to do a 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.359 full hour, hour and twenty minute podcast today. But you 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.640 know what, for the people, let's drom some Halloween podcasts, right, 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.240 So let's let's but I've got rants for tomorrow. For 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.239 next episode. Yeah we do. I have I have stuff 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.240 to talk about. Two hold hold our fire car Insurance 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.400 called me wait, like tell you that story. They were 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.160 looking for trouble. Can we stop saying cheese and pictures? 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.080 I feel like we should talk about that. Now, let's 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.000 do some people taking pictures NonStop for I'll just want 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.800 let's bring this out right now. Now. We took a 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.280 Halloween picture today and people will be taking pictures all 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.000 day and selfie. I hate it. When so we had 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.120 we had an account executive here, which is a fancy 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:56.320 way of saying salesperson. Right, they sell the air time 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.560 to the clients. They have a very, very valuable role 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.680 in our company. And we were taking a Halloween picture 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.960 and for a client. And what did they say to say? 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:10.640 They said, everybody say happy Halloween. No no, no, no, no. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.880 It was a it was a client name and not 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.800 gonna client. But the client did not have an E 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.440 in it. They did not have the E sound. The 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:21.960 point you say cheese is so that your mouth will 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.359 make a smile. If even that makes it look stupid. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.000 If you tell someone to say anything, that's more everybody say. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.880 Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show so half of you 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.279 were like you're and then half you like and some 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:38.560 of you were on the move. Right, don't do that? 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.520 Say smile? Can I please? Because this has happened to 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.719 me two times now in the past year. If somebody 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.919 you're taking a picture, no, I wish two times. I 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:52.400 wish two times. If somebody says say cheese, nobody gives 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.760 a funk. If you're lactose intolerant, or if you're a vegan, 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.679 what did someone smart? Everybody say cheese, I'm la dozen 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.520 die and so I guess. I guess I'll say almond milk, 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:08.400 I'll say lactaid. No fucking say cheese. Don't root of 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:15.440 everybody and a vegan, nobody cares take the pictures breakfast 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.200 this morning. We said this on the other podcast. They 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:21.280 broached bagel bagels and and they brought clumpy eggs. It's 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.360 almost like they heard the podcast by no hold on, 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.880 it's fuck you, brody, fuck you scary. Okay. If you 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.760 if you want to be first in that, you can 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.600 have that. You can be fucked first. Okay. So on 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.160 Today's Elvis. On Today's Alvis during fifte minute morning show, 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:36.760 which in case you don't listen, on the same day 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:41.080 Today's Halloween. So the October thirty one Elvis Duran fifteen 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.520 minute morning show, we had to explain to everybody else 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.480 on our morning show what a spagel is. We found 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.080 out that Straight Nate, one of our other producers, uh, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.120 he grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, where they had bagels 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.360 in a bag and they kept him in the freezer. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:58.800 They were called bagels. I don't want to dispatch, yeah, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:03.120 and so they are spagels. In fact, I remember it 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.280 was a kid show when I was growing up, when 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.200 it was sponsored by Lenders, and they would throw bags 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.600 of Lenders bagels into the crowd at the end of 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.000 the everybody gets Lenders bagels, And I'm like, lenders bagels, 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.120 Why would you want bagels in a bag? Let me 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.960 tell you something. You may live in a great town 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:22.000 where everybody's nice, you everybody knows everybody. You may live 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.920 in a city in the Midwest where, uh you know 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:29.920 what beautiful tall buildings and beautiful scenery and history and 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.400 then and nice people. But if your bagel's coming a bag, 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:36.880 you gotta move, you gotta get out. If you grew 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.160 up and people told you this is the best bagel 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.240 and you have to open up a twist tie of bagels. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.000 Went on and on about about a good a good bagel, 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:45.800 and we'll repeat it again. And you can get good 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.319 bagels and other places in the country besides New York. Yes, 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.920 but they have to be done properly. And the proper 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:54.400 way is to boil it in water first and this way, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.000 you know, then you put it in the oven and 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.720 that's how you get The proper way is to go 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.520 to a bagel place. I get a bagel. But some 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.640 of those even cut corners. Well, if you go to 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.480 bagel place, they should have the bagel ovans. They should 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.560 be cooking the bagels. You should be looking around for 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:12.559 that big pot of No to Spagel's no she bagel, 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:17.240 not a she bagel. No, not Sheboygan Spagel she bagel. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.360 Right one too. Right. Oh and by the way, we 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.920 got complaints last week. Who many phone calls? I agree, 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.840 no phone calls? I see, Are you doing a phone 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.000 because it's not a phone show. Yeah, people want to 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.520 talk to us. They're our listeners. There are slices for life. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.000 I love the slices. We can't do three long calls. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.839 We do one call. Bonus episode, but I'm sure it'll 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.040 be good. Well, who's first of all, who's giving you 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.640 feedback about phone calls? All the people that tweeted in 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.920 Instagram to be and said that's got that's bullshit. I 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.000 think a lot of people like phone calls, the ones 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.320 who talk the phone calls. Don't you like talking around listens? 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.200 I do, but like too many phone calls. I think 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.439 we should do one in the beginning of the call 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.640 with the podcast, maybe one later on the podcast. Okay, well, 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.800 maybe this person here that I'm trying to call back 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:02.680 that just texted us at Now, now, if it's a 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.800 shitty phone call, is it a shown call? Is it 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.360 a phone call? Your call cannot be completed as it's 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.680 a call. That's a fake. It's a sphone call. It's terrible. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.360 That was a sphone call. All right, let's move on. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.640 Let's talk about why we're here today. Please. We have 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:23.559 two phone taps that haven't aired a long time. Now, Um, 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.400 what was the reason why yours hasn't running a while? Well, 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.439 the thing is, the thing is mine is very Staten 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.040 Island focused. I did it on a Staten Island woman 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.120 who wanted to rent a catering hall for Halloween and 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.319 Staten Island, by the way, is one of the five 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.160 boroughs in New York City if you didn't. And we're 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.319 the Brooklyn Boys and this is a burrow of it's 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:45.240 a bridge away six toll set. So I did this 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.320 back and I and I said, Hey, I'm like, I 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.800 was gonna play it on the Big Show, and I'm 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.240 like it probably has run its course. It has some 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.440 references to like like local things in it, like this 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.040 is a better student for the Brooklyn Boys podc and 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.280 we can explain and talk about so if we mentioned 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.319 a street or we don't get it. And then I 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:07.079 came across yours, Brody another one of them that I thought. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.959 It's funny, but it's not really suited for the Big 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.120 show right now because it's better for our podcast because 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.439 it talks a lot about Coincidentally, no, it's the Statin 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:18.080 al one because she's but she's talking about you. She's 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.320 from Staten Island. Also, you can hear. This is not 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:21.960 to say that Statin on phone Tap should not run 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.080 the Big Show. It's just that these are very localized. Yeah, 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.880 so if you're listening around the country, you won't appreciate 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.120 the references as much. Right, you might, but I think 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.560 we'll you'll still appreciate the characters. The people that we 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:36.720 call are are are are crazy people and they deserve 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.600 to be heard and by the way, nice people, but 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.520 they did not take kindly to our calls. You're playing 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:46.640 yours first. Yeah, let's do it, all right, Elvis, Duran, Elvis, Duran. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.960 Phone tap? All right, let's get into it, the phone 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.080 tap with Scary. You did this one right, Scary, Yes, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.720 dear Elvis, we had a Halloween party at a wedding hall. 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:00.400 Book since summer, my friend Lauren is one of the 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.600 party planners. The guy from the wedding hall we've been 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.439 dealing with has been pretty shady, so we've been anticipating 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:09.280 something going wrong. So why don't you guys pose as 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.360 the shady guy from the wedding hall who's gonna screw 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.280 up our Halloween party. Let's phone tapper. This comes from 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:19.640 Tricia and Sean. They are phone tapping Lauren. Alright. Tricia 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.600 starts to call to her friend Lauren, and then Scary 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.080 comes on as the shady caterer, which is not a 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.880 stretch for him. Let's listen to your phone te Hi, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.240 what we have a big problem. What I got a 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:37.400 phone call from the hall. Yeah. Remember Ken's being real shady. Yeah, 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.480 well now they're telling me that we can't have our party. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:44.040 Oh my god, I couldn't really talk with my bosses here. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.520 But he's saying that they have somebody else in that 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.320 now they're not letting us to the party. This is 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:54.920 really like Adam gidding me and your chap with desk. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.040 I know they care the day they got to give 0:12:57.080 --> 0:13:03.439 me the number ANU for him our conferences. Yeah, Hello, 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.400 this is Ken. Hi, Ken, It's Tricia calling about this 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.199 party we're supposed to have on Saturday. I have my 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.560 roommate Warren on the Phone's a big problem. You're trying 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.880 to cancel the party on us two days before. Okay, 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.840 I'm not trying to cancel the party. I'm just saying 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.320 that you should have it somewhere else. No, we cannot 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.280 have it somewhere else just two days before. You're a 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.600 very shady individual. And I've known people that have tried 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.760 to book parties with you before and you they all agree. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:31.040 You have to understand something in this business. Money talks. 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.440 There's somebody that we have that is going to pay double. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.840 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We had the money, 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.600 we saw a contract. It's not all about money talk. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.000 It's about the first comfort. And when we came to 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:49.280 you back in August, you said that date was ours. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:52.160 Who says other people? These are special people, if you 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.920 know what I'm talking about, people special people. These are 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.240 special people, the ones the family did you ever see 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:01.840 growing up, Gattie, I don't care if they're the goodies. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:06.640 I don't care. Are you telling you have the party 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.920 because the goodies, who are special people are willing to 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:12.160 pay more money. They got much more money than you. 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.920 It doesn't matter that they have more money than us. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:19.840 It matters that we started a contract a party. Your 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.960 whole contracts are made to be broken. People break marriage 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:30.200 contracts every single day. Marriage contract in here is about party. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:34.280 Now I'm getting married and there's gonna be major, major problems. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.040 God is a special. You don't know who else is 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:41.240 sechel a special? It does not matter if I'm special. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:44.800 Apparently you have some problems, so we can call youth special. Hey, 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.520 you're gonna be writing to you while to be shut down? Answer, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.400 I write a letter in the act. Answer I get 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.440 this news on your back Listen, you're gonna come in 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.800 here with your trashy friends. You're gonna be like friends. 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.120 What's your costume gonna be? Are you gonna be a 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.800 sexy alley cat or like a devil? I mean, just 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:06.440 think of what you Just think of what you're bringing 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:11.680 into my catering hall. You this can't happen. We need 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:17.560 to have this party. Okay, listens, friends, all I need 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.080 is for other people to see what you're not wearing, 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.280 and my catering hall is going to go down the tubes. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:29.120 You don't because you're not You and your skanky friends 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:34.160 can go somewhere else. Okay, lose up to be ready 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.040 for you? Do you want me to on you? Because 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:41.600 I watch your back. You can't even afford a cell 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.880 phone that works properly with all these crackers. I can't 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:48.800 even hear you. No, my phone is perfect, okay perfect. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:53.840 You are not perfect. You have big white Tress Nettleton 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.720 has life. Not to run a carring hall for a living. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:58.480 That's what you do for a living. You run a 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.880 catering hole. Does that make you have You don't even 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.480 come close to the importance of growing up Gotties growing 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:11.400 up telling yourself get a right special people, if you 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:14.560 know what I mean, growing up gotties or probing the 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.960 pay triple two days before you and your little friends 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.720 can go somewhere else, someone's basement and have kool aid. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.160 I'm hanging it up now before I bring the net 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.280 or have somebody else to do it like the Goodies. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:33.680 I'm calling a lawyer. Hello, Lauren, Yes, this is Ken. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.720 I know who it is. I'm at work right now. 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:38.400 I can't talk about this. I was outside on my 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.760 cell phone. Okay, finish, don't worry about it. Don't worry 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.040 about it. We don't want it at your trashy hole. 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:48.240 It's your problem now, buddy. If your problem problem, you've 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.360 got a severe case of smoker's lung. The way you're wheezing. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.120 How many packs of daily smoke? Are you kidding me? 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:58.320 Are you like? What? How professional are you? Why don't 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:01.320 you learn how to pronounce words? Why aren't you killing 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:03.960 you yourself? Why don't I just kill this phone tap 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.320 we're doing? You could thank sewn. I had nothing to 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:12.240 do with this. Don't get in trouble, Tripp tripp in 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:16.320 roommate tri show Lauren, Yes, this is Scary Jones in 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:23.520 the Morning show you got phone tapped my job the 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:26.560 Halloween parties on I'm dropping bok to check tomorrow. Oh 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:31.720 you your bitch? Yes, you know it would work with 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:34.720 you morning And I said, there's no way anyhow. I 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:41.119 know everyone's voices, Michael, about everybody, so that you have it, 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:45.520 so she knows your voice, Michael Oppenharmer's voice at all. Yeah. Yeah, 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.000 but we just thought that that was a little outdated. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.240 We didn't play it on the Your Trashy Hole. I'm like, 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:52.080 we gotta play it somehow. We're gonna play it on 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.359 our podcast. And if you listen, I mean references the 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.760 Growing Up Gottie Show and people don't know, you know 0:17:57.800 --> 0:17:59.760 the Gotties were like, you know they were in Queens. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:04.880 She's another borrow from Brooklyn people. Yeah, that was good. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.240 I was trying to find the original tracks to that, 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.359 because there was an unedited version which actually went on 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.840 a little longer and was filthier and had she like 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.639 she was like calling me your your mother, Like there 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.440 was like a really there's a back and forth there 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.359 that's not that doesn't exist in that version. Couldn't find it, 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:23.760 and I know the same thing for yours, Brodie. We 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.240 had another version of yours that was yeah, I'm gonna 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:28.200 try to find it, but this is the edited one 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:29.960 that we used on the radio a few years back, 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.719 but hasn't played in a long time, so we might 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.040 as well. It's new to you, as we like to say. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:37.560 So this woman lived in Staten Island and she was 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.720 a crazy decorator for Halloween. Two thousen last time that's played, 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.080 all right, but I did it and like A thousand 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:46.280 two three a long time ago, and so I called 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:47.960 it a complain about her house. I believe I haven't 0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:55.120 heard it in that long, So enjoy dan phone tap 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:57.840 well listen Over on Staten Island, there's this one lady 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.320 named Joy who is ned fun of every year. She's 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:03.919 known as the Halloween Lady. I'll go as far as 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:07.280 to say she's the crazy Halloween Lady. She has her 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:10.800 house all decorated, ghosts hanging from trees, goblins everywhere. When 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.840 you're ring the doorbell and goes WHOA. Anyway, an email 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:16.320 came in from her daughter Samantha and her husband Tom. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:19.800 They said, look, everyone on the block is really upset. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.520 Mom goes a little overboard with Halloween. Why don't you 0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:26.639 be one of the neighbors and call Joy the Crazy 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.640 Halloween Lady and get her crazy? So Dave Brodie pulled 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:33.240 it out of his whatever last night. We're calling Joy 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:37.440 the Crazy Halloween Lady for today's phone tip. Hello. Yeah, 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:40.240 is this Joy? Yeah? Listen. My name is Anthony. I 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:43.200 live around the corner. Yeah. I walk my dog on 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.119 your block every day. I walk my kid home from 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:49.280 school past your house every day. Your house is a 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:54.359 freaking I store. Why the St Transylvania okay, with the 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.439 tombstones and the ghosts and all the crap in the window? 0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:00.960 What's your what's your last name? We're about my last name? Now, 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.600 what's your last name? You called me up and you're 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:06.000 telling me my house is an I saw. You don't 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.440 think it's an I saw? What are you kidding me? 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:10.679 What are your vampire? I gotta walk by that every day. 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.560 My kid's Freddy your house. That's the laddie here afraid 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.000 of my house? This is Halloween. Oh well, you got 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:19.760 a month before Halloween. Too bad. Then don't don't walk 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:21.960 up my block. I have to walk up your block. 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.639 You don't have to walk up my block. Walk around 0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:27.480 the corner. Is it all the same around? Here's a rule? 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.679 A bunch of all of us? What does that mean? 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:33.480 You're on this block is a bunch of then why 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:36.080 did you move here? I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have. 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.040 What are you from Brooklyn? That's right, I'm from Brooklyn. 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:42.040 Come here like you're on the place. This guy's a moron, 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.080 anthony from around the block. Well, like I said, don't 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:50.879 walk around the corner. Stay on your side. Okay, you 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:53.800 don't have to walk around the corner here. A lot 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:56.520 of people like what blind people like that house? You know? 0:20:56.640 --> 0:21:00.159 I don't have to hear you. Yes, you dope up 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:02.359 there today. I'd ring your bell, EXA, you got that? 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:08.359 Here we go? Bring it on. Hello, listen, don't hang 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:10.240 up on me. All right, come over there and start 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:13.720 taking decorations down? You're talking about keep calling the house? 0:21:13.840 --> 0:21:16.520 Are you getting off on this? Look? You must say 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:19.239